That's our Dave...take those fuckers head on and take the wind right out of their sails with your sense of humor.

Heading over to iTunes...

Love,
Sue

2nd! I'm coming on over too~~

Dave, I'm sorry, I thought the condom shot was REALLY funny. Primarily because there's really nothing they could say about it that was detrimental to you. Buying the large ones. Hee Hee. Nothing but good publicity for you. It was probably a little irritating for you at the time though...and I'm sorry for that.

Have a good day. You are a sweetie pie.

BTW - I am SO looking forward to the Christmas song release. ;-)

D

You should have pulled one out of the box and demonstrated how to put them on! ha ha ha! Sheesh! People stop at nothing for a photo! :o)

Glad you have a sense of humor about it!

Large size!!! Your phone will be ringing off the hook even more with indecent propositions!!!

addendum:

Great free "size" advertisement...

I am so grateful for your playful ass!

luvit~

You always make me smile, Dave. Thanks for that :)

Busting up again!!!

Damn...haven't needed one of those magnum's in a long while...where are those guys hiding???

Wishful thinking, if not responsible... :-)

Nice! Loophole is a great track. I've already got that song...it's one of my "most played" on my iTunes playlist. I'm hoping you guys are gonna play it on the upcoming tour.

Have a great day Dave and Fam! Love, Amber :)

feel sorry for her. When she sees these isn't she gonna freak out and sober up? You can see her C-section scar, this is just sad. I hate panties too Brit but for my 13 and 7 year old nieces, please try to cover up a bit more as they really look up to you hun. At least you aren't crying with your baby in a restaurant and that is the only positive vibe out of this pix. Abusive men are so textbook that it makes me sick. She is acting out because of the mental abuse she took from Fed EX the creep and so her self esteem was nearly beaten out of her. Brit, sweetie, take all the negative crap he did to you and burn that shit

or 5) you were just buying them for a friend...
xx
enjoy! :)

You'd think she'd either wear pants or panties, or be more careful about how she exits a car," blogger Hilton said. "Four times. That's no accident. That's deliberate."
-Perez Hilton

-Fed EX's abuse was deliberate 2.

Nice, Dave!

Anyone in particular that you want to stuff a stocking for?

Always,
me

GOOOOOOOO TROJANS!! ja ja

Mmmhmm.... mmmhmmm...

Thanks for the Christmas gift.

Hey Dave

Do you see much/any of Eric Avery these days? Is he still playing bass? Am I right in assuming that his bass riffs form the backbone of a lot of the Janes tunes (eg Summertime Rolls, 3 Days)with thes rest of you building over and around???

DaveAkl

OMG Dave how could they ruin yer gag gift purchace for steve Issacs.

Wow glad yer sence of humor is what it is and you can laugh at momments such as this ,Jeesh whats the next pic you in a local resturant bathroom doing something else "normal".Oh by the way have you tried the extra ribbed?They're fun.(no you dont need to answer that for the sunday ten)

Comments that can be made on such a pictureor to the photographer

1)Your welcome trojan for the free add
2)Thanks for ruining my gag gift now everyones gonna be wondering whos ghetting it for christmas
3)Oh realy are ya jellous cause yer size is still small and you dont measure up to Daves LARGE.
4)(if photographer is female) No this isnt an invite back to my place
5)Thanks for giving women reasons to love me and adore me more but i think my charm is enough.
6)thanks for the free pick up line.
7)shit i thought i grabbed a pack of gum
8) I leave them in a bowl by the door on nights me and the guys/girls hang out at the house first then go out so they can practice safe sex too.(actually a great party favor idea for new years)
9)These things are actually too tight
10) I'm buying them for you cause you following me arround a store is just you being a rather large dick

hope you enjoy
Hugs n snuggs
Jewl

Hey, at least someone around here is getting some, and it sure as hell isn't THIS gal.

dude, that shit is hellarious.

Thanks to the Panic Channel for the free download!

Also, that is a rad pic dude, ahaaahaa!!!!

Good girl Brit! Don't cha just love WeHo? Of course with jeans you have no need for any of it~ peace, clk

I can see the headlines now:

NAVARRO IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH LEADING PROPHYLACTIC MANUFACTURER
Popular Rocker/Blogger Vying to Become Newest Official Spokesperson a.k.a. "Trojan Man"

Hey, it could happen. LOL

All the best,

Yo, yo, yo. Mic check 1 - 2 - 1 - 2.

Nice try, Dave, but if you wanna jack my look, you gotta take the Magnum OUT of the package first, THEN put it up to your eye!

Peace!

That's fuckin classic shit. Good game. I saw this on x17 and was wondering when you were going to comment on it.

Denise, I like that, an actual Trojan Man~~~ ;)
Sounds like he's working on earning that title (CFR). haha. Everyone should have that much fun. JewelCanadachix, some good captions.
peace.

One woman loses her mother at a very young age. She has a dream, moves to the big city after dropping out of college, takes some work as a nude model and gets a small apt in the ghetto of New York. She has lots of sex without marriage and works at a Dunkin Donuts for a minute. Sheltered? Hardly. She busts her ass to the top while using a few on the way, and Madonna Veronica Louise Ciccone never looks back~

Britney Spears has a dream as a little girl and her mom is more than willing to help her achieve it, but not without demanding she remain a virgin until marriage~

LOL I love it

ROFLMFAO!! I saw this on E this past weekend about you going out and buying the BIG MAGNUMS! hhahahahahaha, I about shit my pants with that daily gossip. I swear it does make a great stocking stuffer...get it? Stocking stuffer...or just keep it on your coffee table like you said. Makes all your homies jealous that do not know the ummm shall I say, the real YOU.

So, what is it? Be frank and grab that tape measure or 6" ruler if you must LOL!!

Do men really do that? Confess...

LOL, Dave, are you putting your hand up because you have no make up on? LOL

Good to hear on the magnums! ;o)

Love,
VioletWordsmith

We love your sense of humor Dave!

you know, yesterday when i read that someone actually cared that much about what you do to take your picture buying condoms (which made me laugh really hard--not you buying condoms, but that someone would want to photograph you doing it) i thought to myself "well, he is being careful. good for him." geez, did they expect you never to have sex again?

ummmmm.why-don+t-you-go-to-the-pleasure-chest?^1^

So many comments about the trojans - hahaha !!

Dave->"Big Boy",
I will definately be checking out Camp Freddy's Christmas single.
Slade is total 70s Glamrock !! Can't wait to see the video.

Hey Dave!
Back in the bad ol'days, accompanied by a
small swarm of giggling teen girls, I marched
up to a pharmacy counter, purchased several
varieties of condoms. Then spent a Saturday
morning with these gals, and 6 well-endowed,
willing cucumbers. Just so they would be
well-prepared when swept off their little
pointe shoes by musicians with smoldering
dark eyes! (it's always musicians..)
You have a great sense of humor, but I'll bet
that you would have appreciated a little more
privacy there, honey. xx a.wolf

You people are pathetic.

Evening Dave. :-) Ahhhh… poor Dave. But, hey, talk about the ‘gift that keeps on giving…’ ;-P Thank goodness your sense of humor is unsinkable. This reminds me of an old movie where an extremely shy guy goes to buy his first box of condoms and he turns out to be their one millionth customer or something like that… Suddenly, there’s flashing lights, a balloon drop, confetti and an announcement over the loud speaker… LOL I’m sure The Avalon show will be extremely cool and peeps fortunate enough to attend will have a great time for a wonderful cause. :-) Good news about the Christmas single and “Loophole” download, too. Hope you have a fabulous evening and peace to the peeps.

Dave, you're so cute & sexy. and yes, play it safe.

Thought you'd like to see this

HOT new pic of

STORM LARGE

NAKED and ALL BOUND UP:

http://stormlarge.com/ballzboard/viewtopic.php?t=1977&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=40

Dave, you give a whole new meaning to the "Trojan Horse", Giddy-up!!!!

A picture's worth a thousand words.