I wanna be in the states :(

Hey Dave ...How's it hanging? lol - Wish i could cum see u play but i live in NYC babe - Hope u have a great time !! See U when RockStar Supernova comes into town in Jan !! Keep Rockin dude - Love ya !! muahhhhhhhhhhhh Besitos

Rachel ...

Wow, sounds like a really cool lineup. I'm feeling quite sorry I can't go - hope to see you in Europe whenever... ;)

So does this mean you won't be on Leno with CF tomorrow night?
I heard Slash and Rick Nielson will be with them.

Buzzfest sounds great wish I was closer. Nothing good ever happens here in this sleepy town. I might be able to get to Orlando in Jan. to see you with Rockstar Supernova...Man that is a long name...LOL
Amanda H

Wish I could be there. Have a great time Dave. Looking forward to seeing you here in Portland, OR this February.

D

That's a sweet fucking lineup.

A show with Avenged? wow, possibly the 2 greatest guitarists one one stage in one night? Wow, amazing. Have a wicked time bro.

Wow - TPC relagated to the 2nd stage...OUCH!

New England, kids. New England. Let's make it happen. Although I'll see you in January ... but you should be here sooner.

And I laugh when people call them "Rockstar Supernova." Silly rabbits.

DAVE!!!!! This Houston Girl can't wait to see you!!!! Again, I'm the 5'2 20 year old blonde, that will be in the front row!! haha...I just can't wait to see y'all and I hope you get on stage with Alice and Chains! :)

Posted by: Mark at October 4, 2006 02:11 PM

"A show with Avenged? wow, possibly the 2 greatest guitarists one one stage in one night?"

Por qué se están realizando con cc Deville?

Amour Raul

DAVE N. ARE YOU AWARE THAT THERE IS A VIDEO OF YOU ON TMZ.COM

Wow!! Houston is in for a TREAT! (Wish I could be there too!)
Have fun Dave, and keep up the great blog!

Hey Raul, you bean eating fuck. Why don't you learn to speak English or get the hell out of our country!

And take all of you lettuce picking friends with you!!

Que pasa señor Minuteman,

Por qué tan hostil? He venido solamente a su país intentar y hacer una vida.

Amour Raul

asshole.

Que pasa Señor Minuteman,

Usted esta panoche! Yo y mis amigos están aquí permanecer, so aspire tan a mi puto!

Amour Raul

Boy, Buzzfest sounds like a hell of a lineup, Oh how I miss the good ol' days of worrying only about how we were going to get to the next concert!!

Posted by: C- at October 4, 2006 03:09 PM

"Oh how I miss the good ol' days of worrying only about how we were going to get to the next concert!!"

All you have to worry about now, is us knocking on your door.

Betty Lou Connelley
Case officer
Child Protective Services

Hey Dave, are they going to build you a chopper? I could just see you riding a custom bike, wearing chaps of course.

Hiya Dave! love and hugs, Lisa xxxx

So the Tennessee gig will be the day AFTER I fly back to England right? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Oh well - back to just waiting 36903456890127890 squillion years for the UK gig then :-(

Hey Mr. Minuteman,
Get your fucking head out of your ass!! People post on the internet from all over the world. Maybe you don't notice the comments from Europe? Or maybe you just have something against mexicans?? Did they piss in your wheaties?? Notice his email ends in .mx?? If you bothered to check, he probably is IN Mexico, not invading your precious little land!!
And before you start..I do believe that if they are here illegally they ought to be sent packing. But if you don't check before you start spouting your bullshit, you just come off as a biggoted american asshole!!

Linda - ya sister, now you're talking!! A nice pair of assless chaps so we can bury our faces in that leather seat and soak up all that sweet Dave Navarro ass-sweat that collects there.

Man I'm getting wet just thinking about it!

So Dave, does that mean you will be at the Austin OCC's America weekend? Oct 27-29th? I hope so, since I can't make it the 180 miles to Houston for BUZZFEST. Please let us know as I wanted to go anyway, but if TPC will be there all the better...

Linda in SD--
I agree DAVE in chaps on a chopper= REALLY NICE!

Teresa,

I don't hate Mexicans - I hate Mexicans that are here ILLEGALLY! They soak up our resources, disrespect our culture and hinder our economy.

If you remember the "rallies" a few months back, all these aliens were marching with MEXICAN FLAGS! In my opinion, if you love your country GO BACK AND STAY THERE!! But no, they come here and freeload off our hospitals and schools and other services. Plus, ike our friend Raul they refuse to even speak our language!

Maybe you don't understand what he is saying but I do - AND ITS VULGAR!

The Minuteman Project is a grassroots patriotic movement to take back our country's boarders. For more information, go to www.minutemanproject.com.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Frank

"I have one but not by choice"
i just a clip of you explaining the tat on some 'star' show
very cool
just like u
again...can't wait to see you buffalo with rockstar
give a special wave to us canadians...k?
i'll be in the 3rd row!!!
keep ur fingers crossed for
NO SNOW STORM IN BUFFALO IN JANUARY!!

Frank, fuck off. It's narrow-minded dipshits like you that ruin the world.

Dave, hello. The blog is still open for the Tom's House Area section....and the idiots were bringing it down, oh so down. SO close it if u wish..... pace, me

ok, don't know why I responded to that, what I actually came to say, was that I hope you guys have a wonderful set in Nashville and Houston. Wish I had some flyer miles to catch these shows. Please disregard the last comment. I need to learn to be less impulsive.

Bird, what are you some kind of narc? Mind your own fucking business!

Frank: You do realize the owner of the blog your spouting your "patriotic" BS on is a decendant of an illegal immigrant... right??? Moron!

"His mother was Constance Colleen Hopkins and his father is "Mike" (James Raul) Navarro. His father's father came to America from Mexico (illegally) and settled in Los Angeles--the family originates from Spain."

Also since Raul is the hispanic alter ego of the troll Paul I am sure his stuff is vulgar, but at least his spanish isn't as offensive to those of us who don't speak it as his regular post are.

However your racist BS is just as offensive as far as I am concerned... perhaps even more so since he's just messing around and you are clearly serious. Plus he feeds off the negative energy that people like you are giving him.

Perhaps you should take your rant to Bill O'Reilly.com as I am sure your opinions will be better appreciated by another group of closed minded, self-righteous, holier-than-thou, hypocritical, heretics like yourself.

Blessed Be,
Eris (dark goddess of chaos)

Wendy,

Gonzales eh? That says a lot...

Since you go to Rio Hondo, I will assume you live in Whittier or one of those other neighborhoods whose property values used to actually be worth something.

I'm fighting to protect your rights too honey. You should be thanking me.

Frank "the Tank"

Eric,

I have the utmost respect for Dave Navarro and a big fan of his music! Same goes for his lovely wife Carmen. Both are of latin descent - and both are here LEGALLY and PAY TAXES!

I may have gone overboard on the first post, but thats only because of the vile things that guy was saying.

You clearly don't understand what the Minuteman Project is all about. As such I invite you to go to our website www.minuteman.com, and check us out. Then if you still have questions we can talk further.

Frank

Hmmm.....Icky, Icky, Frank. Do you even realize that Mr. Navarro's family are immigrants of the hispanic persuasion and that he was raised in southern california...a part of the country where a large majority of the non-hispanic population fully support the civil and human rights of the hispanics that reside there...both legal and illegal. (Lord knows I do too). Plus you seem really uninformed about what hispanics contribute to our society culturally and economically. This is not a either/or issue...it's pretty complicated.

And here you are spouting out shit that you heard on the FOX news channel thinking it was "fair and balanced." You sound like a total dildo dude. Seriously...you must be kidding us...why are you HERE anyway.

D

DAVE, i am so damn excited to see you guys in nashville, i flew to LA on your b-day to see you at the roxy, i was right in front of you and it was amazing. i will be claiming the front again! see you then

oh....and to the person who calls himself D with the stupid ass post, go fuck yourself

This is amazing:
ok, don't know why I responded to that, what I actually came to say, was that I hope you guys have a wonderful set in Nashville and Houston. Wish I had some flyer miles to catch these shows. Please disregard the last comment. I need to learn to be less impulsive.

Posted by: wendybird at October 4, 2006 04:28 PM

Bird, what are you some kind of narc? Mind your own fucking business!

Posted by: wendybird at October 4, 2006 04:28 PM

That Wendy is able to post 2 comments at EXACTLY the same time. She is magic with the camera but not so magical to post at exactly at the same time. Nice try you tools. Playtime is now over.

Now your hijacking the wrong person. This is someone personally dear to Dave.

Just proving that you idiot losers? We all knew that weeks ago.

I can't believe there's a chain of hotels called

Gaylord.

That's worth the price of admission alone. If you're staying at the Gaylord PLEASE get us some pics, or a video blog. A picture of Navarro with some tarty birds standing in front of a "Gaylord" sign would be ideal.

OH MY GOD there's a "Gaylord Palms".

My name is Frank and I have a dildo stuck up my ass!

who didn't listen in their history lessons? shame on you.

CA, NM and Texas belonged to Mexico not very long ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican-American_War

Frank, please do not post comments under my name. Anything else that comes after this and the one to bird is not mine. BTW thanks but no thanks I don't need the likes of you protecting my rights. And by the way the property value at Whittier still holds up. Yup despite all those damn educated Mexicans.

hey dave!! when is the next live show?

NICE TRY FUCKFACE! IT'S CALLED THE "MINUTE M-A-N PROJECT!!!

The Minutemen were a band from San Pedro you tool!

Frank: I understand the project all too well, (I have seen Bill O'Reilly too) and it reminds me of another group of so-called "patriots" that like to run around in white hooded robes.

Now, since you've felt so inclined to share with me I'll share something with you... you should check out a show called 30 days on the FX network. They did as episode where a minuteman (is that how long you last, BTW??) spent 30 days with a family of illegal immigrants and even went into Mexico to see the place where they came from. Far more enlightening than anything on your beloved hate-mongering site.

We are all decendents of illegal immigrants... unless your a pure blooded native, and I seriously doubt that. Perhaps you should go back to... where are your family origins again??? Racism in the name of patriotism is still racism - and wrong!

Peace,
Eris

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Truth is I so identify with Rep. Mark Foley.

I really do.

Fuck Franky ... what?

danicaca

thats so cool, I wish I could go.

squid is raul is julio is calamari is paul is haha is scott is yetanotherhater is frank is fucked. peel away the diaper and the shit all looks and smells the same. united shit front imbeciles against positive vibes, coming soon to a blog near you!

Damnit! I came out of lurkdom because of a bogus remark?? There is no minuteman.com, although there is a minutemanproject.com, which I found amusing... particulary the hate-mail section. I would think such a dedicated little Nazi would have known that. Perhaps Sherlock is right, I should have known better than to feed the troll. He sure is a creative little gremlin though.

Peace,
Eris

sherlock is always right. the troll is adapting and becoming more creative, and so must you. dear troll, please go to www.fuckingmachines.com... your attention is required there.

Happy Hump Day! :)

Actually neither of those comments was me.
But this is me.

My name is Sherlock Holmes. It is my business to know what other people don't know.

And this I know: a shithead is a shithead. Call them trolls, haters, fuckheads, racists minutemen or just plain Paul, no matter.
Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains must be the truth.

And Mrs. Levin: please don't impersonate me. You have your gifts, and I mine. I'll stick to detective work, and you can continue working your "bippity boppity boo". We might work towards the same goal, but our modus operandi differs greatly.

In other words: Sherlock sez ... SMOOCH!

"squid is raul is julio is calamari is paul is haha is scott is yetanotherhater is frank is fucked. peel away the diaper and the shit all looks and smells the same. united shit front imbeciles against positive vibes, coming soon to a blog near you!"
Posted by: sherlock (Mrs. Levin) at October 4, 2006 05:15 PM

There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact.

There is no branch of detective science which is so important and so much neglected as the art of tracing footsteps.

Especially if the feet stepped in shit.

Did you hear about the mexican who threw his wife off a cliff?

When the police asked him why he did it, he said
Tequila! Tequila!

Before I leave, Mrs. Levin - and this goes to all Dave lovers or haters - let me remind you of this basic rule of detective work:

It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

For all we know, these trolls might just be Dave Navarro toying with all of us.

So Sherlock sez... GOODBYE. For now.

Mexican feet, Mexican shit.
Listen to Sherlock, he knows his shit.

Why do mexicans buy cabbage patch dolls?

Because they have birth certificates.

You know the bright side to all the schitzophrenic babble he post here is that it's keeping him from doing anything truly destructive in the world...
like procreating.

In Blessed Chaos,
Eris

Hi Dave and everyone!
Hi Robin! since jay leno tapes at 5pm in CA, I am thinking Dave might be on the show then fly out right afterwards for his Friday gig. I don't know myself but guessing.
Camp Freddy is appearing in San Francisco on Friday night (Warfield Theater) but Dave is not on the agenda, now i know why.
hope everyone is doing great.

I keep wondering with all this narrow minded vitriol flying around...don't some of you guys have better things to do?

Hey Dave. :-) Cool lineup, dude. I know the boys and you will have a blast. :-) The OCC lads are a talented crew, too—but their ‘family’ antics are frickin’ hilarious. LOL Ah, I’m stuck in Canada. I just have to keep repeating to myself “February isn’t *that* far away.� LOL Hope you have a fantastic time. :-) Peace and love, brothers and sisters.

I love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
won't you say
you love me too!!

Cause we're a happy family!! Yaaay!!

I love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
won't you say
you love me too!!

Cause we're a happy family!! Yaaay!!

i have eaten too many nachos. I must vomit.

You know the bright side to all the schitzophrenic babble he post here is that it's keeping him from doing anything truly destructive in the world...
like procreating.

Posted by: Eris at October 4, 2006 06:34 PM

I feel sorry for him:

"Multiple personality disorder (MPD) is a psychiatric disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other."

"...the evidence is now voluminous that there are not a handful or a hundred but thousands of cases of MPD diagnosed today, and it almost invariably owes its existence to prolonged early childhood abuse, usually sexual, and of sickening severity. Nicholas Humphrey and I investigated MPD several years ago ["Speaking for Our Selves: An Assessment of Multiple Personality Disorder," Raritan, 9, pp. 68-98] and found it to be a complex phenomenon that extends far beyond individual brains and the sufferers."

Anon

Yeah yeeah, you love it because it gives you all something to talk about over at the asylum other than ingredients for cookies. I think EVERYONE needs to get a life.

I love you
You love me
Let's get together and kill Paulie
With a knife in his back
Or a bullet in his head
Let's make sure the troll is dead!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I

hey baby take care have fun on tour and make sure steve brings the camera hun he always gets the fun pics doesnt he laughs ..
anyways take care on the road my best wishes
Jewl

The longer this board stays shut down, the happier we are...

The less pathetic idolation of Dave Navarro, the happier we are...

The more you piss and moan on the Asylum, the happier we are...

The more chaos there is on this board, the happier we are...

We are legion.

Dear David Navarro,

I am writing to you here, because I do not know how else to contact you.

You must do something to moderate this site. My daughter is a fan of yours and I object to her being exposed to some of the vile ideas and thoughts expressed here by perverse people.

It is a shame she cannot come here, have fun and enjoy being a fan. She is already starting to repeat things I know she has read on here.

I appeal to you.

These are young people with developing minds you are exposing to corrupt ideas.

Please.

Susan Anderson.

Also, I posted last night on this site, and was responded to in a crude and disgusting way by a so called fan.

If someone spoke to me like this in the street it would be illegal.

I will not be exposing myself or my daughter to this site again, and I shall be complaining to the appropriate authorities.

And another thing.

Perhaps if you had grown up enough at any stage in your life to have children, perhaps you would understand my concerns. But since you have clearly never grown up, how can I expect you to.

On your conscience be it.

As I said, this site is banned from my house at least, AND i WILL BE LOOKING INTO FURTHER ACTION.

You have got to be kidding? Appropriate authorities? Who are you going to call? - The internet police? Have you heard of Freedom of Speech? It is your responsibility as a parent to monitor your child's activities. This is an adult site with adult themes. So move along... try the Sesame Street website.

The longer this board stays shut down, the lonelier you get...

The more pathetic insults you throw at Navarro fans, the happier you get...

The more you piss and moan about the Asylum, the more disturbed you get...

The more chaos you think you create on this board, the prouder you get...

You are worthless.

You are lepers.

Get some help, Hansen. Medical AND psychological.

Seriously. It's not healthy.

who the HELL is hansen?>

I think the poster who is replying to 'Hansen' refers to Hansen's disease, or if you prefer, leprosy, since he is stating in his post that the 'troll posters' are 'lepers'.

Are you trying to keep track of all of this? Find out who is throwing insults at who?
If so, you might be in need of some help too...

They went across the lake to the region of the Gerasenes.
When Jesus got out of the boat, a man with an evil spirit came from the tombs to meet him. This man lived in the tombs, and no one could bind him any more, not even with a chain.
For he had often been chained hand and foot, but he tore the chains apart and broke the irons on his feet. No one was strong enough to subdue him.
Night and day among the tombs and in the hills he would cry out and cut himself with stones.

When he saw Jesus from a distance, he ran and fell on his knees in front of him.
He shouted at the top of his voice, "What do you want with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? Swear to God that you won't torture me!"

For Jesus had said to him, "Come out of this man, you evil spirit!"

Then Jesus asked him, "What is your name?"

"My name is Legion," he replied, "for we are many."

And he begged Jesus again and again not to send them out of the area.

(Mark 5: 1-10)

I have exorcised the demon! The House of Dave is clear!

(http://www.jimcarreyonline.com/soundclips/ace/demons.wav)

Loo-hoo-se-her!

Alrighty then!

Take care now, bye bye then.

The longer this board stays shut down, the happier we are...

The less pathetic idolation of Dave Navarro, the happier we are...

The more you piss and moan on the Asylum, the happier we are...

The more chaos there is on this board, the happier we are...

We are legion.

Lets change the subject and try to talk about something nice.

What ingredients do you like to put in your cookies?

Sounds like a great tour .. and a fab line up .. best of luck to you

All my love

Pet

The Panic Channel performing on the same day as Everclear -- yet another tie between Dave and Storm Large, whose band has two former Everclear members.

To the guy who giggled at the Gaylord thing -- the biggest venue to play in Nashville (other than where the Titans play) is called Gaylord Arena and it's pretty well respected. It's where the Predators play hockey. So, yeah, grow up.

Justin stick a dildo up your ass.

so wish i could be there!

kyle

Doesn't surprise me kyle.

Hey Dave,

What do you think about Axl wearing a "Janes Addiction" shirt in the "Don't Cry" Video...Were you guys friends? Shannon Hoon was also in the video....Any comment?

Hey Dave,

What do you think about Axl wearing a "Janes Addiction" shirt in the "Don't Cry" Video...Were you guys friends? Shannon Hoon was also in the video....Any comment?

The longer this board stays shut down, the happier we are...

The less pathetic idolation of Dave Navarro, the happier we are...

The more you piss and moan on the Asylum, the happier we are...

The more chaos there is on this board, the happier we are...

We are legion.

Posted by: Read Between the Lines at October 4, 2006 10:41 PM

As you keep showing how pathetic and unhappy you are the happier we are.

When you finally get out of Mom's basement and actually get laid the happier we are.

When your IP address gets exposed and you are eventually banned from posting at 6767 the happier we are.

A lot of people here really don't get the concept of
"Don't feed the trolls", do they?

Justin: The biggest venue for frustrated Jocks to beat each other and shower together is called the "Gaylord Arena", and you want me NOT to laugh? Clearly you are a man with a humour block somewhere.

Sue Anderson: A RESPONSIBLE parent would have already taught their child the difference between right and wrong, and would have no cause to worry about the ideas they might be exposed to in the world, and would have to skills to talk to their child about any confusion that might arise. Any parent who demands that "the authorities" take responsibility for their child is lazy, ignorant, and not fit for parenthood. I know what your next response is too "Well when you grow up and have children you'll think the same thing". Tough lady, I am and I don't.

I'm so happy you couldn't take it away from me!

Its dave I feel sorry for.

What must it be like to be a b list rocker approaching middle age who's fans talk about cookie ingredients?

Pretty depressing.

Slutmonkey you don't appear to get the concept of not feeding the trolls.

Yeah yeeah, you love it because it gives you all something to talk about over at the asylum other than ingredients for cookies. I think EVERYONE needs to get a life.

Posted by: nachos with peanut butter at October 4, 2006 07:16 PM

Well, at least they are actually discussing something instead of just reading about it and commenting here.

Hey Dave! Hey family! This country is losing a great asset today- MIFFY! (Bye, Miffy- it was fun!) Dave, I'm betting L&S will say that Shanna punched Paris over YOU. LOL. Have a grrrrreat day, peeps.
-Kim

Lol when I said everyone needs to get a life I was of course including myself.

I am the first to admit that my behaviour is tragic and juvenile, and no-one finds me funny except myself.

in fact I intend to enroll in an cake decorating class this very week!! Is there a cake decorating blog anywhere?

Nachos...
Tragic and juvenile behavior is not a bad thing. Maybe I'm just too easily amused, but you gotta laugh at life sometimes. What the hell else do we have?! :)
Happy Thursday, guys.

I will be in Houston Baby! Can't wait to see you play sexy! TPC ROCKS!!!

can't believe you are going to be in TN tomorrow, if I had known sooner I would have been there. Are there going to be any other fall dates that you can reveal now? I am an east coast girl, so I need a little heads up. Lots of love Bratty

When the founding fathers gave us free speech I am not so sure this is what they had in mind. I am so glad to be old. Free speech is wasted on the young. Having that right doesn't mean it should be used. Think before you speak.

Now back to our subject matter, for those who have a subject matter. The line up for that Houston show has me so jealous. Bring that show to Chicago please!!!!

I'm so happy you couldn't take it away from me!

Its dave I feel sorry for.

What must it be like to be a b list rocker approaching middle age who's fans talk about cookie ingredients?

Pretty depressing.

Posted by: midlifecrisis at October 5, 2006 04:26 AM

midlifecrisis, if I were Dave I'd be proud that I'd built such a following that my fans have stayed loyal fans for 15 years+ and are still going strong, through their teen years to young adulthood to mid-life. Not many artists can say that.

Are you (Camp Freddy) on Leno tonight? We had a radio station report it was Letterman, then later change to Leno and I just want to be sure and catch it if you're on!

I agree lol. However there is no denying the fact that some of his fan's are clearly not the wild rockers they once were and their interests appear to have changed over the years. Perhaps Dave's activities should reflect this. Perhaps he could host a cookery programme, or write a home decorating column.

Sounds like a rockin weekend, enjoy Dave. Wish you loved me not Houston! lol! Scuse but am ignoring the bullshit posted previously and lightening the tone, bringing it back to where it needs to be (imho) Dave on stage!
Silky.x.x.x.

really wish i could be at the gig i mean. it sounds awesome! it sounds like an amazing bill of bands!

kyle

Kyle, uh...there's uh...there's still some shit smeared across your upper lip.

Silky.x.x.x.

A midday Dave Navarro cookery show - can you imagine how popular that would be? I would love to listen to his voice listing all those ingredients. He'd look good in an apron too.

Clearly someone woke up this morning and suddenly realized that they still didn't have a life.

Oh well if you can't beat em join em. Dave you are cool your gig sounds cool, and your true fans are sweet. Have a great trip and all enjoy.

KYLE THAT WAS NOT ME WHO POSTED.
I don't even know who Kyle is - Go screw yourself - you can't even do a graceful immitation you pathetic piece.
Silky.

And people who respond to trolls do have a life??

Think not.

Dave - please sort it out mate - you won't censor and I get your principles but there must be a way to cut the imposters and the real shit out. We don't all have to love everything all the time, we do have opinions, I personally don't understand why some folk get off on spewing out the type of rubbish lately but it's THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING WANK to see someone use your name to post something you would never say. Silky.x.x.x

Paul you need to come out of the basement up to the kitchen. Time to change your nappy.

Paul, are you sure your "real" name isn't Sybil?

Oh yeah!!! happy for houston and tennesse...hopefully there will be tons of TPC fans...if not glad to see you out promoting your killer band!!! Enjoy the Ride

Hope to hear from you while out in the south!!!

Kisses~

Que pasa amigos!

¿Es seguro volver? ¿Se va eso hombre asustadizo del Proyecto de los Minutemen?

Amour Raul

testing.

Good Morning 2 all u sweet '67 baby's! Pam, Billy, I, and Dave, and all the other cool ppl on this awesome blog....I actually got 8 hours of sleep last night. :)

pEAce,
clk

Sue too:

Where in Chicago are you? I grew up in Mundelein and lived in Arl. Hts., Palatine, River Grove, Downers, etc. Used to party downtown all the time :-)

¿Raul, cómo está usted hoy?

Mornin everyone!!
I haven't posted in a while, for obvious reasons, I just wanted to peak in and show Dave and the other die hards some love!!

Paul, möglicherweise sollten Sie auf Ihre Mutter hören und aus dem Keller heraus oben kommen.

from beneath the bridge
you can smell his teeth
the rot of his words
the waste of his life
you left him to fester
and fester he did
posing as others, posing as squid
crying for attention
thriving on revulsion
wallowing in filth
awaiting expulsion
and the merciful morning
arose with the dawn
as we finally exposed him
the bridge he lived under
a sad little grave
when we tore him asunder.

Unreal -

Nicht jetzt - ich habe zu viel Spaß!

Liebe Pashke

the sackcloth twits,
rolled in swine shit,
cheered by the throng,
in glorious song
hoisted up high
example for all
of how not to be
and how far to fall
jealousy jealousy
choked with the truth
a Motherhood ruined
by the maggot uncouth
Eraserhead child
grown as a cancer
rancid and hating
excluded and fading
bow to the crowd that calls for your head
it is your only achievement,
them wanting you dead.

No comprendo

Ode to the 6767 Troll

eyes gleam in cellar dank,
by eerie glow of white on black,

disturbed thoughts he will not bemoan,
wreaking havoc in places not his own

worlds away, evoking the dark,
identity hid behind creative spark

"Hey Dave, at work right now and I guess I just got lucky~~ now back2 work... pEAce,gr8 vid"
- Posted by: Carly at October 2, 2006 12:15 PM

"I am loving all the nostalgia, youtube is good 4 that, you know. I was telling the ppl here at work last week how nothing is sacred and that your next trip may end up on youtube. I had to tell them what it was. Francis said, "Good, cuz I wanna catch Janet on Oprah. I hope it's up 4 her. Personally, I want to catch U2 an Green Day again, and more Jane's~~~
pEAce, clk
back 2 work or else....;)"
- Posted by: Carly at October 3, 2006 12:22 PM

Well hello Carly!

So I see that my former employee is back and out to her old habits again? Are you joining us from work?

I have let you off the hook, honey, because you seem like a nice person after all (but not as delightful as Sharon Roberts, I have to admit), but you better get "back 2 work or else", my dear: your new boss might not be as forgiving as I am. Watching youtube.com or posting here during your work shift, even if it is to catch a glimpse of the wondrous mister Navarro, could get you fired.

I am only looking after your best interests.

If you'll excuse me now, I have more pressing matters to tend to: sucking your pockets dry (this goes for all of you here), making more (and more and more!) money, taking over the planet, etc. I guess I have no time on my agenda for the next few days to watch this Nine Inch Nails video everyone seems to rave about.

(sigh)

Every now and then, I long for the days of yore, when I was just a bank clerk in Minnesota. Me and my old friends had a band called Hairball, and we used to 'kill it' on the local scene. We would even play benefits and summer bashes - organized by Wells Fargo, of course!

Check us out - I'm the singer! - at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_oOjeBwDtk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYL9L-ZLY7o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TM2aM_86K0

Alas! Those days are long gone.

Sometimes I envy you all. The simple life, the BMW lifestyle (bus-metro-walk), working 9 to 5, saving your hard-earned money to treat you with a Panic Channel CD (here's an 'insider trading' tip to all: it's almost as good an investment as buying stock from our institution)... It all seems so futile to rule the world sometimes.

Back to reality now. The cold, hard truth is that you are the envious ones, while I sit on top of the world.

Hairball rocks!
(but we ain't got nothin' on Dave- he's a 'killah' dude!)

Dickie K.
Da Man
Wells Fargo

P.S.: Al Pacino: just another dumb customer - like the rest of you!

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNkSI4760DM)

More service fees = more 'moolah' for me!

Pashke,
Es ist nicht gut, Zeit alleine im Keller soviel zu verbringen. Hören Sie auf Ihre Mutter.
Unreal!

Que pasa RT,

No sea como ese - tengamos cierta diversión juntos! Seamos amigos.

Amour Raul

No comprendo
Posted by: Raul sez 1,2,3,... what's after 3? at October 5, 2006 09:53 AM

Raul, Lo traduje para usted,

los twits de la harpillera,
rodados en cerdos cagan,
animado por el throng,
en la canción gloriosa,
alzado encima del colmo,
ejemplo para todo el,
cómo no ser,
y cómo lejos bajar,
los celos de los celos,
estrangularon con la verdad,
una maternidad arruinada,
por el uncouth del gusano,
niño de Eraserhead,
crecida como cáncer,
rancio y el odiar,
excluido y el descolorarse,
el arco a la muchedumbre que llama para su cabeza,
es su solamente logro, ellos que le desean los muertos.

(Ninguna necesidad de agradecerme, es mi placer.)

Guten tag Unreal!

Danke. Ich schätze ihr interesse. Wenn sie helfen möchten, bin ich aus Toilettenpapier heraus. Würden Sie sich kümmern, mir eine Rolle zu holen?

Liebe Paschke

tanta mierda que se habla aqui!

Um, hello?? maybe some English here, peeps?

Pashke,
Töten Sie nicht mehr Bäume, benutzen Ihre Finger. Waschen Sie sie dann, bevor Sie keine nachos essen.
Unreal!

Susan Anderson is calling the authorities on us!
ROFLMAO!!!

Navarro Is Rock Star
Survivor would not be Survivor without Jeff Probst. American Idol would not be American Idol without Simon Cowell. Amazing Race would not be Amazing Race without Phil Keoghan. There are times when a host or judge for a reality show becomes such an integral part of the show that viewers cannot imagine the show without them. This season Dave Navarro has taken on that role with Rock Star.

During the first season of Rock Star, the show struggled initially. Reviews from critics (including us) were not very good. Rumors ran rampant that the show would be canceled before completing its season. The INXS judges and host Dave Navarro were bashed over being too nice and offering up boring feedback to the contestants.

However, CBS stuck with the show and that turned out to be the right move. The show started to get much better as the season progressed, thanks in large part to some inspired performances by the rock singers. The shocking transformation of J.D. Fortune from reality TV bad boy to lead singer of INXS also proved to be one of the greatest reality TV stories of the year.

Dave Navarro steadily improved in his hosting capacity during the first season of Rock Star. However, it wasn’t until this season that Navarro really started to define the show. Navarro has slowly gone from an average host to a good host to a great host to a fantastic host. Just like many of the singers that compete on Rock Star, Navarro has grown more comfortable in his role and gotten better as the show has progressed.

The defining moment for Dave Navarro this season came when Jill Gioia, wearing a white dress and clutching roses, argued with Navarro that her performance of “Violet� was not a Courtney Love impersonation and was her on interpretation. Navarro fired back, “Well if you get the album that song is on then I believe it’s Courtney Love with a bouquet of roses and a white dress, but never the less.� In that one moment, Navarro made it clear that if any of the contestants tried to blow smoke in his face then he was going to call their ass out.

Ever since that moment, Dave Navarro has been offering feedback that has been supportive when necessary, critical when called for, and at many times laugh out loud hilarious. Like all great reality TV judges and hosts, Navarro has developed the ability to put the show on his back and carry it forward and make it a more interesting and entertaining show.

The other way that Dave Navarro is helping to define the show is through his blog on 6767.com. While it’s not uncommon for judges and hosts of reality competitions to have blogs, most of them tend to be network sponsored and heavily controlled. Dave Navarro does his own thing on 6767.com, and it shows that he’s not afraid to speak his mind. It is Dave Navarro’s real feedback and interaction with the fans that is helping to take Rock Star to the next level.

Reality TV Magazine is your source for Rock Star: Supernova news. For other great Rock Star: Supernova news, please also check out SirLinksALot: Rock Star: Supernova.

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I can't believe they think Dave Navarro makes the show! He is so annoying and his critiques are usually so off base. He is completely unnecessary on the show. He gets on my nerves almost as bad as Brooke Burke. Fire her and let Dave be the host, and don't let him give his opinion!

Posted by: heather | September 04, 2006 at 01:51 PM

I love Dave - and I love the fact that he speaks his mind -uncensored.

LOVE that. Hope we're doing it again next summer!!

Posted by: | September 05, 2006 at 01:15 AM

Dave Navarro was incorrect when he said Courtney Love was on her own album cover for HOLE wearing a wedding dress and holding flowers but NEVERMIND a point was clearly made when the copy cat girl denied the painfully obvious impersonation attempt of an album cover for her cover tune.

Posted by: Grace | September 05, 2006 at 10:31 AM

The only reason that Carmen Electra's cheating ex-husband is the host of this program is because as the producer, he financially backs a good portion of the program's expenditures.

He is inadequately talented, and has no real substantiation to give his totally valueless opinions.

Catmen Electra's money is being spent by Navaro, and by his skanky slut of a girlfriend Jenna Jameson, who's been with less men than Dave's been.

Posted by: Cliffy | September 05, 2006 at 02:03 PM

I lost all respect for Dave, after he started saying Lukas' tiresome, unoriginal, boring performances were "Awesome".

What the hell is he on?

Posted by: ZK | September 05, 2006 at 03:21 PM

^ I believe it is called crack.

Posted by: | September 05, 2006 at 07:08 PM

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Posted by: Bonnie T. at October 5, 2006 10:21 AM

"Um, hello?? maybe some English here, peeps?"

---

Careful Bonnie - they ran another guy out of here yesterday for saying the same thing.

Guten tag Unreal,

HA HA! Das war lustig! Sehen Sie, daß wie gut es glaubt, wenn Sie oben erleichtern?

Liebe Paschke

Oot glooznoohoot, floot queloospyeiu.
(lock me in homicidal embrace with senior Raul)
Moopnie swoo hoolito, quayhoosnay!
(friends in the dance of blood)
Oortatoort noortnayy!
(glorious farewell and decay)
Foooooooss!!!
(the Stoone salutes your tombstone)

Dick/Fargo Dude;
They're still after your ass, you know?
Sue Anderson is going to shut everything down soon, because her child saw naked Navarro pecs and read some dirty language here... better hurry up, Dickie, and get your posts in!
(what brand of watch do you prefer?)
(please don't answer... my pizza delivery job doesn't pay enough)

SWEET - some one else here speaks KLINGON!!

Kampla!

SPOCK IT UP AND PASS THAT SHIT AROUND!

THAT BE SOME MOTHERVULCAN HERB!

SCOTTY!
SCOTTY?
Beam me down!

Danke Pashke,
Mein größtes vergnügen am leben soll Sie lachen bilden.
Unreal!

Bonjour 1,18,20,3,1,18,3,1,19,19,
J'aime alimenter les trolls! Comment allez-vous aujourd'hui ?

Everyone is playing the game I see. Look what you've started PaulRaulScottCookiehahaSquid et al.
I still think you're Sybil.

I'm too high to tell what day it IS , Unreal!
Totally, fawwkin' Chonged, man.
Merci for the translation above... I'm setting the verse to classical guitar, and will be releasing it soon on my new indie label
TROLL STAIN.
Free copies for all!

Looking forward to seeing you at the Riverfront, Dave. The word's being spread via NashvilleRock.net .

I feel so left out!! There is just no love anymore! I guess I'll just have to go get a job a Wells Fargo and work my way up the corporate ladder. My future here seems so bleak.

Really, Unreal?
You think he's Sybil but yet he acts so UnSybilized.

I'm sure Dickie has lots of positions available for his lap, C-... we'll have to find out when he returns to post, if he gets here before Sue Anderson shuts down the site!

Unreal,

Vous ne dupez personne. Vous jouez les deux côtés!

Amour Paul

I have it under GOOD authority that Sue is alittle busy in Dickie's lap at the moment, we have some time yet! And I am sure that Dickie will open a position for me, I AM corporate material after all!!!!!

You've heard the term "corporate whore"?
Be careful on that ladder, to avoid being branded unfairly.
When Anderson finishes lapping it up, she WILL IMPOSE ORDER AND CLEANLINESS UPON THIS SITE!
(get your swear words in while you can)
Here's mine; BOOMBA CLOT!

looking forward to the Nashville gig.... but not so much the bikers

1,18,20,3,1,18,3,1,19,19 me ol' trout, Can't wait to hear the album dude. I expect there'll be free copies for PaulRaulScottCookiehahaSquid too, n'est pas? He amuses me lately.
(ps. sounds like your day is a little merrier than mine)

Corporate Whore might be fun, I will have to look into it's "fringe benefits". I think Ms. Anderson will have her work cut out for her on this site, there may never be order an cleanliness here again!!

(ps. sounds like your day is a little merrier than mine)

Confucious say - there is always solace in a pile of Buffy wings.

SPECIAL limited edition copies are being hand-delivered to the ones who work so hard to entertain, who PUT BACK into the giving that happens here... old buddy of mine, Craig Pounder, is coming back from the grave to make the deliveries.
Merry Merry so contrary...
one more bit of crudeness before S.Anderson shuts it all down-
"yo pompom smell like feesh, mon"
Adieu,
keep it unreal.

Paul,
Naturellement j'embrace les deux côtés. La vie est trop courte pour se limiter.
Unreal!

"Confucious say - there is always solace in a pile of Buffy wings."

That's hysterical! I applaud your warped mind.

Se Bon!

Amour Paul

Confusion say,
"he who find solace in Buffy wings, is Buffy Wing Slayer"

HOW TO WARP OWN MIND
1. begin with loud rock music
2. open cans of two-component epoxy
3. mix contents of both cans together in separate can
4. stir thoroughly
5. turn loud rock music louder
6. dampen a bath towel, do not wring out
7. place head and nose two inches above mixed epoxy
8. drape wet towel over head and nose and can of epoxy
9. inhale deeply for ten consecutive minutes
10. post comments on 6767
(mind is now warped)

Que pasa RT,

Le veo encontrar sus bolas. Bueno para usted!

Amour Raul

ball to ball carpeting, amigo.
air-brushed Viking orgy on van,
running up on to the sidewalks of life!
until we sneak across another border,
Pancho Villa!

HaHaHaHa! You're in fine form today 1,18,20,3,1,18,3,1,19,19.

Que pasa Pancho!

Sonidos como un buen rato. ¿Por qué no obtenemos algún mezcal y no invitamos algunas de esas putas del asilo y no hacemos un partido fuera de él? Los oigo toda la gota sus pantalones bastante fácilmente.

Amour Raul

I'm in!

Sounds like a hoot - count me in!

RP
x

me too!

I'm in

mmmmm.... I don't know. This sounds suspicious.

Peebs it is suspicious, because that wasn't me up there. Bratty

can't wait for the picture of dave standing next to paul senior, that guy is gianormous :)

Hijacking names again?
Boy not only are you a complete loser living in your Mother's basement but now your act is old and boring.
*Yawn*