How do you like them apples, Q&A with the one like Dave .. haha .. nice touch.. PS..

Lets get it on ..

Dani

Wow Dave, you mean that you're masturbating all the way through SRL? You never yell out our names, what's up with that? HAHA

Loving the Reznor props.. man you do have great taste, I mean shit.. and Three Days, You never seem to NOT impress.

hey DN,thanx for taking the time for us. LOL about the masturbation file;) Linda and I were having a great IM chat last night. The Google clip is Hilarious. I admit, I am guilty of being a Google-holic as I have to KNOW everything about music, lyrics, album, artist, ect. Nunzilla, time to crawl back into your cave!! Thanx for all U are:)connected again-Db

We need and after Q&A SRL..Hook that shit up ..

Nunzilla, see Dave likes to talk about masturbating, he even answered my question! He didn't say you RUDE CRUDE DESPICABLE WOMAN, how dare you ask me that! HAHAHAHAHA

As for the vicious comment you made to MoonRider, that really sucks that you signed it Love Linda. MoonRider you do know that I had nothing to do with that, she was just trying to insult both of us at the same time.

Yay, Delete-Button for all!

Had to google "First Posture of the Perfumed Garden" right away... and found this: "They say that this position is good for a man with a large penis."
Well, that explains all, huh?! ;-p

You should change this feature to the Sunday Eleven

of course linda! i think someone has been listening to tom green..might be a little jealous..hahaha

thanks dave for doing a sunday 10! i know i have missed them.

woopsi. I should learn to read. Eleventh, not first. *coughs*
well, anyway, it's late (in my timezone)... *g*

hmm going to try The Eleventh posture of the Perfumed Garden at home...

Dave, Dave...

No answers to my questions???? buaaaa I thought I could have at least a mention for trying so hard to comply with the "National Ask a Stupid Question Day" thing.... hahahahahaha

Now seriously, any thoughts about coming to South America? Brazil??

Bye for now,
Pati

Dave Thanks for being so accessible to your fans.

I,ve googled but I can't find the 11th posture.

You know what's funny, I got an e-mail from a lady who said:

"Masturbation file? You need to be that intimate with someone you don't live with?" Tell her Dave, we live together and masturbate together everyday! HAHAHA

Touching soles, indeed!!

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/elposofperga.html

thanks Dave for all the good energy you show as the outstanding guitarist / musician that you are

tom green's tv show is a thing of great entertainment and music

can't wait to hear Dilana's songs with you and everyone who joins in to do the recording

sending a peace thought to you and every one

allan

Lou Reed has always been one of my favorite artists. Unfortunately I've never seen him perform live. But theres still hope...I'm not dead yet!
Hell, he even named a song after me, Sweetjane. ;)
Hope to see you too,Dave. You're a master at what you do.

Thank you so much for answering my question! And I can't wait to see The Panic Channel next week in Houston!!! :) Rememeber I'll be the 5'2 blonde in the front row! :)
*~Kendra

oh Lordy! we get everything here! Linda you're the hit of the day! tooo funny.

GOOD FOR YOU, Dave;
You settle on the side of freedom of speech, and allow us to slug it out where and when necessary. That's always fucking cool in my books, and I say "bring it, you roaches"....
This blog rocks ass, no matter who fucks with it.
Rick fucking art carcass T.

Dave Navarro - so to being cool that you make answers for all questions! (although i not to be understanding all of them). maybe pleasur to being answer questions from Ika?

1. VINYL record are vry much popular here in japan with me to be collecting many vinyl. will THE PANIC be making record avalable on vinyl for import??

2. i am also biggest fan a JANES ADICTION!! are you still being talk with Parry Farrell?

YOU#1 ROCKER!!!!

Kendra - That'll be you and about 1000 other 5'2 blondes...haha, but I bet you'll be the one in the Cowboy Hat huh??!! If you throw yur tits over the rail, Navarro might notice ya an send a wink & a nod!! Oh stop, I'm just goofin'!!

Oh Ricky, put yur dick back in yur pants hun, there's no need to compare size here!!! Boy, been doin' alittle reading and hunny, you've been a very righteous boy this weekend....yur not leavin' yur friends behind to join the "fam" and talk dick...oops I mean shop, are ya??? haha

Please check your SRL myspace messages. ty.

Ok I had to look up the Eleventh Posture Of The Perfumed Garden. This I have to try. Thanks Dave.
Oh and by the way my boyfriend says thanks for the best sex he has ever had...(not with you of course) He actually has no idea why I am so into it but he did say he doesn't care as long as it keeps up. He is going to freak with this one...LOL

Tip:

Come here + respect Dave = family

RP
x

What sort of relationship is this Dave? The only way I can try to contact you is through this blog, and you don't respond?? I'm sorry, its ALL over.

Dear Dave, I have been looking at that position, and I don't think my legs can stretch that far.

Arnie.

i would leik to be family for DAVE NAVARRO! i am numbar 1 biggest fan here in japan!!! also i not to be for shit talking on website liek other peeple.

Touching souls. I'll get the chrysocolla.

Dave thanks for taking the time to answer questions, sometimes that is the best way to get to know someone on a more personal level. Anyway I hope your week was great, and I enjoyed the show on Indie the other night.

later

Awesome Dave....! New to your site since Rockstar and a new fan. Thanks for being a man of the people and your fans. Love all the work (music and charity) that you do and work so hard for. Look forward to more posts and your radio show(s).

The The Eleventh Posture Of The Perfumed Garden is cool, but your got to try The Daisy Chain.

awww three days is beautiful.

I'm still here! But, I'm not a hate poster. Hate is such an ugly word and emotion, best left alone.

Anyhow, been away from the site for a short while, glad to see everyone's still here.

Later...Toodles...

Hello Dave! yep, I'm guilty. I googled it, too. LOL!!! (((Hi Jezzi!))) Soles of the feet, huh? Ok, I'll have to try that.
have a good night fam-damily.
-Kim

LOL Nice photo.

I cant wait for Dilana's album, glad your working with her.....I want to see The Panic Channel on tour also, I LOVE the album!

SEE, SEE, SEE, SEE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PATHETIC!
YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh... Three Days. I used to take the train to school every day when I was still in college. The ride in was almost an hour, so I was always listening to something - and frequently it was Jane's Addiction. Sometimes there would be a whole train car shut down for whatever reason - all the lights out & no one allowed in. On one of my rides home I was listening to Three Days & I had this hot fantasy about being "taken" in one of those empty train cars. To this day when I hear that song I think of sex on a train. Love it.

Thanks, Dave. Not just for the song, but also for being so cool to your fans.

Li

I bet The Eleventh Posture Of The Perfumed Garden is one of the most Googled topics tonight. And that there is lots of Dave-inspired sex using The Eleventh Posture Of The Perfumed Garden going on the next few nights.

Attaboy Dave! Turn us on and inspire us!

i can't wait to hear dilana's new album, it's goin 2 b so rad! especially u playin the guitar, that'l even b more awesome. i can't believe she didn't win the show. but she'll do better somewhere else. dave, u r such a lady's man, 'cause you get soo thrilled answering the questions. have a great day gorgious.

Evening Dave. :-) Thanks for the Sunday Ten. :-) Touching soles/souls? How nice. And thanks for not picking too acrobatic a position, or some of your fans would be in at the chiropractor’s office and massage therapists tomorrow. LOL ;-P It’s cool you’re working with some of the performers from RS:SN, too—that’s good of you, man. I’m laughing about the posting “anarchy…� What flashed into my mind is that old episode of “The Simsons� where they were in ‘family therapy’ hooked up to shock electrodes which they could press on each other… *zap… zap… ZAAAP* LOL

i think I could try the daisy chain position though. Anything for you Dave.

Arnie.

Sim*p*sons, that is...

Look guys, I'm sorry. The fact is I don't have any friends, I am a has been, even my own mother calls me pathetic. I am trying to be a part of your family in the only way I know how because my own family don't want me.

I'm embarrassed to be me.

Anyone interested in trading Camp Freddy boots or vids email me.

Chris

Nunzilla, I'm sorry about your family. Look you are clearly not interested in Dave or his music, there are so many interesting things you could be doing rather than posting tragic comments that are read quickly if at all then forgotton. Go and make a real impact on the world!

Good luck!!

That guy in the picture for the eleventh position only has one leg. Wheres the other one? I don't get it.

Camp Freddy will be on Jay Leno this Thursday everyone. yeah

ya know Dave - I am not sure I understand that position. I think I need a private lesson. (lol)

That is not cool, using my name, just not capitalizing Linda! I have had enough heartache lately, please don't fuck with my identity!

Posted by: Leigh at October 1, 2006 10:09 PM

>

Yeah right! You'd better shot of curing AIDS before Dave slept with you.

Now you're stealing my e-mail address! Why?

STOP IMITATING ME!!

Look, I don't know who you are or why you have decided to hijack my name BUT STOP IT! I'm on here trying to connect with other fans and possibly find a life partner and I don't need you hassling me. GET A LIFE!

linda (the real one) just ignore them. the people that matter (ie dave) will know which posts are yours and which are not. he has been reading our posts long before the cattle showed up and will be long after they have moved on.

You know what Linda? This is happening to me also. I am a famous film star, I could have any woman, why would I want a man with a goats beard?

Arnie.

If you have a problem with me just tell me. I have been through hell lately including losing my son. There is no reason that you would want to be me.

relax linda. they obviously want to be arnold and elizabeth taylor. they are so cool..that is what they aspire to do/be!

just ignore the trolls. they may not go away, but you don't have to read their bullshit either.

Storm this! Storm that! Whats the big deal. Musicians love each other,got that something.... in common.... thing going on!! Everyone should stop pickin on Dave for being cool enough to help the lady out. Know what I mean. Get with it!

Moonrider, Elizabeth and myself may have been having a little joke because we are bored, but NEVER have we made derogatory remarks about the other posters on this site.

Speaking of losing things, I seem to have misplaced my bag of cheetos...

To All,

As an adult, you should be free to do whatever you wish ... just as long as exercising your freedom doesn't infringe upon the right of others to love, peace, freedom, harmony and happiness.

Smells like troll shit again.
Do not feed the trolls with a response.

google it / internet trolls

Look, obviously nobody except you cares about your posts. They're not amusing anyone, so why don't you just find somewhere else to play.

PS - Don't EVEN THINK ABOUT hijacking my name!

Nevermind, I found them.

...I was sitting on them! Silly me.

RATS! That position doesn't work for a petite girl. With the souls of my feet together, they are at the level of a man's knees if he is 6 ft. (both over and under his legs) With straight legs trying for the soles of HIS feet, my big toes can juuuuust get to the edge of his heels. Worse yet, being flexible, none of those leg positions tilt my hips one iota. Gonna take a look at a few of the ones I've never seen before though!

Hey PL&H,

Thanks. We all needed to hear that.
zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

GWB

Well, I think it is wonderful of Dave to do such nice things for us fans...Sunday 10 rocks, the Camp Freddy Live was funny...liked "turning the tables on L&S scumbags".

Wish I could see you in Houston, Dave. Maybe next time. I guess I will have to just "11th Posture of the Perfumed Garden" to get over it...

Dave "three days" rocks. Love ya,
S

But maybe its time to start. You know, I have read a few posts over the week from new people making pleasant enquiries and asking questions about Dave and his music. I think only one regular poster here responded to them.

I think that is cliquey and rude.

I personally would never resort to crude insults and verbal bashing, but sometimes I understand why people get pissed off.

Hey Widow,

Yeah, that and your panniculus gets in the way.

Love Paul

Dave, I was sitting here listening to The Who (The Toronto Concert album) and thinking about what you said on SN about rock being a dying genre. Rock can't die; we can't let it die. But the first sign of it dying is the loss of the fundamental First Rock songs, and there are a lot of young rock fans who think Pearl Jam is a fundamental First Rock group. So I was wondering if you could do a public service and when you play Pink Floyd, or The Who, or Eric Clapton, or the Beatles' rock (not pop) songs, tell the listeners what they're getting. Just so that they get it that Aerosmith and Pearl Jam came later, built on a foundation laid down years before, on damn good rock that the genre can't lose without dying. Revisiting the classics, the real classics, is Rock History 101, and you may be the one real celebrity in rock who can put this concept over to the younger rock fans, because of Spreadradio; it's the perfect medium for disseminating the basics of rock (especially since there are ten minute long rock songs out there that no contemporary radio station as-a-business would ever play). So are you up for the challenge, Professor Dave?

I know! At 97lbs, I just get so damn much of that! You're my hero Paul. I've looked forever for a man that would love me for my FUP. Could it be you? Please?

I DO love you Paul.... I DO! I DO!

Give me a break Lisa - you consider The Who or Eric Clapton among the first groups in rock? Jesus, you're about as dense as these kids you are chiding.

Those bands were derivative of the work by such artists as Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis and the King himself, Elvis Presley. In turn, those bands were derivative of the great blues players, such as Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters and so on - whose music reflected traditional song that was passed down through generations of blacks, going back to slaves working the tobacco and cotton fields of the south. And to truly appreciate that music, you must travel over to Africa and understand that the music created by various tribes reflected the sounds of the monkeys that inhabited the trees. Thus, in order for Dave to accurately educate the next generation on the true roots of "Rock" he needs to strip down bare ass and jump around the studio bare assed, screaming like a chimpanzee.

RP

Hey Lisa,

Anyone that pulls out FUP can't be half bad. Please spank my bottom for being naughty.

Love Paul

hahahahaha! Now if you'll kindly bend over...

But first, who is Lisa? Reply to MySpace (same name). No need to clutter the place up.

hell yeah! Anarchy!!!!!

Hey Widow,

My bad. Spank me twice.

Love Paul

Dave I love you THANKYOU for answering one of my questions. I saw Lou Reed - haven't seen Trent Reznor, WOULD have loved to see you with them. Also, happen to think Lou Reed could possibly be an indication of how Anthony Kiedis might look in later life!! No insult intended to either party.. lol :) It's great to have you back posting regularly again.
Have a great week.
Silky kisses.x.x.x

No no no no... Not Lou Reed and Anthony - IGGY POP.... DAMN I AM HALF ASLEEP!!
lol!
Silky.x.x.

Birds catch flu
and dead whales rock
but all we wanna do
is suck Dave's cock!!

So what?

Dave Navarro~

For your next Sunday 10:

"If I wasn't a rockstar/musician, I'd be a ________, because_______."

Love your style. Aloha!

Moonrider, Elizabeth and myself may have been having a little joke because we are bored, but NEVER have we made derogatory remarks about the other posters on this site.

Posted by: Arnold Schwarzennager at October 1, 2006 10:42 PM

If your bored then go some place else to play instead of wasting valuable bandwidth. I'm sure there are plenty of other internet site where trolls with no lives have out. Try www.trollswithnolife.com

FYI that goes for the people who are hijacking names along with peoples email addresses too.

No one here wants to read your bullshit. FYI don't quit your day job, you're not funny.

Now where is that delete button?

Scuse me, but that last rhyme wasn't me.

Someone using my name.

If you are going to go on an internet blog you have to expect some flak. Grow up.

Oh - the favorite position. Memories! Was my most favorite too and always provided the big "O" - 3.4 years celibate and damn it Dave, I was just getting over what I was missing!

Aw come on Elizabeth, lets go some place, these guys are no fun.

P.S I have a day job, I am governer of Ca and a famous filmstar - DUUUUH!

The other ones are all alot of fun and driping sweat love it, but that one to me is the most intament and when your in love you will feel it from your head to your toes matter of fact it will make your toes curl and you will walk funny for a few days in more ways then one lol

So Dave...........

Are you still thinking about getting a set up like Tom Green's? That was so cool! Love the thought of doing your own show from your house. Who are some of the people you would want on your show?

Always,
me

Dave?? Do you want me on the show? No?? Oh Ok, Ok, I'm going. Im not cool. Asta la vista all!!

Your answer to #1 shows how cool you really are...
and btw the female in the backbend is a great position, but obviously both have to be flexible enough to keep it going... this is my fave...

I just read through some post from Saturday where some sick fuck hi-jacked me to tell some racist jokes. Just so everyone knows, that wasn't me and never will be when it comes to racist jokes. Queen Teresa - You were right, that wasn't me, just some fucking TURD!!!

Scott,

I bet it was Tom Menard.

Love Paul

Who hijacked my name? IT SO WAS ME. AND PROUD.

Paul,

Sure it wasn't you?

Scott w/ Love

You would rather have a big ugly troll than a cute friendly one like me? You got it.

Paul,

It looks like you've been pretty busy since I was in here last. It looks like you must have really missed me.

It's alright if you want to be me, I understand.

Love Scott

Who's the troll?

Scott! Missed your hairy ass!!

Paul,

I can see that man!!

Love Scott
(for real)

Eleventh Posture of the Perfumed Garden made simple:

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/elposofperga.html

Paul,

Well said, I needed to hear that.
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

Love Scott

Hey Scott,

Doubtful...I was in all holed up in Redondo that day.

Love Scott

Hey Kitty -

We don't want to smell your stinky pussy!!

Love Scott

Sanlin,
Hey, that’s what I was thinking….shock electrodes. That’s already the sound I’m making. Maybe when you sign up at the Asylum, in addition to your dictionary and book on netiquette, you could receive a small battery pack to attach to your mouse. Hook it up, dude.HAHA!

Oh Perdita, the male dolly has two legs – they are just close together. Leg removal is completely optional.

Hey Scott,

I missed you too!

Love Paul

Meribella -

?

Paul,

I missed you more!!

Love Scott

Oh never mind, someone already found the little wooden people....missed that the first time through

Hey Scott,

Don't you ever sleep?

Love Paul

Scott,
?
What's your question? I thought I was clear.

meribella,

Yeah clear as mud!!

Love Scott
zzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzz

Paul,

Do you?

Love Scott

Go back to sleep, Scott. I'm sick of you.

Hey, Dave! Question: How many guitars do you think you own? Do you ever take out old favorites (like the custom painted Jane's twins Ibanez) and noodle around with them? Old guitars are like old girlfriends, aren't they?

meribella,

You didn't seem to have a problem with me last night. I do apologize for the high dosage of salt you took in last night. It had been awhile for me, so you got a big shot!!

Love Scott

P.S. Thanks again!!

Are you the Scott who likes to cut and paste? To other's words you lay waste? In order to write you must read what has been written. You can't bury the content with words you are smitten. For try as you may and try as you might, the true content will seek the light.
Have to dash. I have things to do. But I'll be back and I am watching you.

q and a sweet ..cool cool Dave so here i am reading hope yer having a good time .. were thoes media questions or fan ones is my only question ..it doesnt realy matter but i was curious.
so anyways keep smiling
love ya man
Jewl

Dave I love reading your site. Always something of interest to be found here.

The eleventh posture of the perfumed garden...(sigh) I am out of the sexual loop as I had never heard of this before :(

Would help if I had a gardener I guess hehe

Just heard Supernova's new song on the radio here in Toronto.

Have a great day

/cheers <3

Serafina - Glad you like reading my site!! You are my favorite you know. We can play the gardner guy anytime you like. All you have to do is get it wet and watch me grow!!

Love Dave

Serafina,
I got one for ya...

try as you may,
try as you might,
lick on my pole,
like you did last night.

Love Scott

Glad to see all the people are playing nice today.haha

One for you Scott -

Scott, Scott,
You try to be hot
but you are not
Scott.

Ethanol -
You are quit the poet. Ever thought about a book deal with Hallmark?
Great stuff!!
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

Love Scott

Question: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Answer: He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office.

Scott Scott
Do not
otherwise your
dick will rot
Scott.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the
other is used to carry groceries.

Ethel - How old are you, 12?
I read your poems which suck by the way.
Go run along now little one.

Love Scott

Ethel

You are not that witty
You should not try
It won’t be long
Until Scott makes you cry.

Love haha

Why does a man have his best ideas when he is having sex with a woman?

Cause he is plugged into a FUCKING GENIUS!

Hello All - been a busy busy weekend!!!???

Scott, HaHa, How was yur weeekend?

"It had been awhile for me, so you got a big shot" - Scott
Yeah, it was. It must have been like, 5 years at least? Because it took me forever to clean up that mess on the carpet. Looks like someone has control problems. You can get treatment for that
"inability to maintain an erection of sufficient duration to satisfy a partner" (see? anyone can cut and paste)
John Smith, superintendant, Cheap Thrills Motel

Some of you need to go to a chat room and fight amoungst yourselves so the rest of us don't have to hear your bullshit.

C - Busy weekend!! Somebody else was pretty busy I see over the weekend as well. I was reading all my hi-jacked posts that were racist. Oh well, nice try people. How was yours C? Oh yeah, we also have a little one in here today.

Amy,

Great point!!
zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzz

Love Scott

NEVER diss my poems.

They are windows TO MY SOUL.

Yes, your name was used for evil this weekend I see!! Mine was okay...been wipin' a snotty nosed kid last couple of days, but she's back in action climbing the walls!!! No Benedryl today, lots of cold meds!!! haha Little one? There with you now, or on here? Now I'm just confused???

Scott Scott
You talk a lot
Is it because
you have bottom rot
Scott?

Back again.
Righty - I've been sat listening to ancient tradition being vocally elucidated. Day of Atonement - Yom Kippur - guess I should be back there and not on here but kind of feel that atonement / reflection et al is from within therefore can be done anywhere anytime from the heart.
There was a piece in one of the books last week, a small quote from a Concentration Camp survivor called Viktor Frankl. He said and I'm bound to misquote him here - that in the camps there were people who went and asked of others how they were doing that day, there were those who shared their very last piece of bread with people in worse states than themselves and it was those people who were able to define themself ie by their behaviour - and that was the way in which they owned some part of their being there in that deathcamp. They might have been put there against their will and through no fault of their own but actions and behaviour were down to each individual. Really powerful and it stuck with me. Since then I went on to discover V. Frankl spent his life writing books; Man's Search for Meaning and 32 psychospiritual books, Developer of existential psychology etc.
On the matter of common decency I get sick of the way people treat other people. I don't think a moral code / religious code is an answer and wouldn't exactly adhere to one myself - it's too much hot sexy fun being bad, so if Censorship isn't the answer in public forums I wonder how long it will take for types of people to realise how odious, obnoxious and really quite thick they sounded a lot of the time.
And also Dave, you know that the Perfumed Garden has probably sold out everywhere now...
Silky.x.x.x.

"Look, obviously nobody except you cares about your posts. They're not amusing anyone, so why don't you just find somewhere else to play.
PS - Don't EVEN THINK ABOUT hijacking my name!
Posted by: MoonRider613 aka heather at October 1, 2006 10:48 PM"

well since i was asleep at this time...not me. but if i am really that important to you guys..go ahead flatter me some more by hijacking my name. gee, i didn't think you guys even liked me! hahahaha. okay, sarcasm aside..hijack away. the people that matter know what i would or would not say.

hi angel! hi linda from SD!

Dave, thanks for answering my question about Dilana. I agree and am totally psyched that you really want to follow through! YOU + DILANA = WILD MAGIC. Actually you "magic up" everything I've heard you touch so far, but I'm with you, that girl's voice is AMAZING, one of the most interesting, visceral female voices I've heard in a long time! And, I don't say that lightly -- I'm a real critic of vocals (Steve Isaacs is TOTALLY AWESOME, BTW!).

if by no other reason..the way the posts are typed is a big ass give away that it wasn't me...hahaha.

Ethanol
You think your funny
You think your smart
You remind me of a old wet fart
So if you want to play
In this elementary way
You will have to pay.

PS when you get done "Kyle-ing" find a new hobby.

This shall be my final post. I am giving back to you what part of this blog I have taken. After reading your posts on this site, as well as the other one I have came to the conclusion that a large number of you truly do need this site. With such mind boggling question's as if Dave was a cake what kind would he be. Or which soft drink is more evil Tab or fresca. You need a place like this to ponder these life altering questions. And I would also like to take this time to THANK DAVE NAVARRO for providing you this place to do so. Because with him providing you with this forum it keeps you all in here instead of being out in the real world where you can do harm to yourself and others. It also keeps you from mingling with the general public which limits your chances for reproducing. So THANK YOU DAVE!!!! From this point on any posts under justanotherhater will not be mine. Good Bye.

...which is not to say that I have a big ass.

I'm a size 10 for christsakes!

Hater - That is SO very noble of you. I must say that I would miss you if you go, but if you feel you must...I understand. Please watch the pile of "troll shit" on your way out, I hear there is some around here somewhere!!! haha

Ok I lied. One more post before I go.
I just wanted everyone to know that I'm a really swell guy that likes to play with my dingle berries from time to time. I'm really really really going to miss you all especially you Paul. You with your witty posts and intelligent insight.

I am Paul's smirking revenge

His name is Robert Paulson.

WOW...Thanks for the read and sunday's ten...I've been patiently waiting and loved everysecond of it almost as much as the last time I was pleasured by Manner of the eleventh!!!

have a good one and enjoy rehearsals...were dying to see you guys!!!

Kisses~

"The Eleventh Posture Of The Perfumed Garden"

Hahah! What the fuck?! Learn something new everyday.

Thank you so much for answering my question. Three Days is such a great song. I was totally not expecting that for an answer. Your answer to the first question just shows how truly amazing you are. I can't wait for Storm's album to come out.

BTW...you're lagging on SRL. I want a new broadcast. LOL, I understand you have other things going on. Thank you for all that you do for the fans.

Hola papi ..

Masturbating along side of you is all i ever dream about ! ;-)

Love Rachel ...muahhhhhhh! Besitos !

who says christsakes?? not fucking me that is for sure. come on keep showing me how much you care!

these people really are 12. well any other posts from my name won't be me until late this evening..see i have a job and i am going to it now. see you guys later bitches.

DAVE NAVARRO! I was have being thinking of more questions for asking to you.

1. in janes adiction movie "soul kiss" you have been kissing parry Farrell. do yoou make as part of video or are you rely leik homosex?

2. i am reading wear you leik sushi!! do you have favorite pieces?

3. are anywhere in Hollywood for places making gambling?

please to respond

Well I am honoured, It appears I posted in my sleep, and didn't even leave a kiss.

I must get myself chained to my bed in future

Actually, doing my sums, it appears that I actaully posted whilst driving to work this morning - clever me!

The one and only
RP
x

Hey Moonrider,

Why do you hate Jesus so much?

Love Paul

lka - learn how to speak better english, I can barely understand you.

Love Dave

Reckless Princess, I am impressed. Good afternoon 6767 family......hope everyone had a great weekend. Dave, The Q/A is awesome. Never heard of the Eleventh Posture of the Perfumed Garden.....I will be trying that though....any more tips are appreciated. Lots of love Bratty

Hello everyone!!

We love the way you all put us to sleep!!
zz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzz zz zzzzzzzzz

Love,
Scott & Paul

I "googled it man" and found that fun site you grabbed the photo from:
http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/elposofperga.html

Cool. Hey, caught the archive of the Tom Green show. Neat set up.... if he would just let you finish a gawd damn sentence once and a while. *grin* Watch out for the chains against the clip on mic... was a tad hard on the ears my dear. Too bad the sound people weren't able to catch it earlier.

The concept of freeing radio and all media from the mass crap of brain washing that is corporate media is the future. You're riding in there strong, keep it up. We "get" it.

Fucking awesome that you tattooed what the lady on the plane said to you: "I have one but not by choice". (I hope I remembered it correctly).

I'm quite involved in the on-line StormLarge.com community and lucky to be in Portland OR. She and Davey have nothing but good things to say about you. Thank you for working with her.

My best,
StinkBug (Kathryn)

Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way!
Beavis: I don't know, Butt-head. That *is* a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.

aaa... aaaaa ....hhha hhha ...cool!!

Oops, not that anyone cares but I typo'd my own profile info on my last post. My site is about Feline Asthma for anyone who might have an asthmatic cat out there.
Sorry bout that.
StinkBug

A pussy that needs more air? Interesting!!

Hey Scott,

Given the educational nature of today's programming, do you think it counts as credits towards a diploma?

Love Paul

I sure hope so Paul. However, my teacher said my mind is like putty and if I keep going to Dave's website to keep reading blog posts, my head could actually pop-off or explode!!

Love Scott

P.S. I don't know about you, but that kinda scares me.

I am Scott's exploding head.

Just a question for Scott & Paul. Are you guys gay or what?

Hey Just Curious,

That depends - do you mean "gay" as in having a jovial outlook on life, or "gay" as in Dave Navarro tossing Marilyn Manson's salad?

Love Paul

Hey Paul & Scott,

How old are you two? I may have some Fall 06 intern positions opening up. Interested?

Love Rep. Mark Foley

I mean it sounds to me like you guys are in love or something. And i was wondering if you guys were butt plugers?

You all are just going to have to keep guessing. Hey Paul, are we gay?

Hey Scott,

That depends - do you mean "gay" as in being whimsical and carefree, or "gay" as in making mad homosex?

Love Paul

I'm not sure what the people want to hear?

I'm not into men and homosexuality. Women are my only choice for sex. I consider myself to be carefree. I do wonder why two men can't just love each other without being considered gay.

Confused Scott

I was just wandering guys because me and some of my friends are trying to have a circle jerk but we are doing it in a figure 8 so we need two pivet men. Let me know.

Just Curious - Try doing it in a figure 69 position, or if more than 2 try using a 696969 pattern!!

Love Scott

Hey Paul,

Did we chase them all away again?

Love Scott

Hey Just Curious,

Actually, according to the "Dave Navarro Book of Sweet, Sweet Lovemaking" - available on Amazon.com - if you use a modified version of the Twelfth Posture of the Ranky Pooter, you should be able to make it work.

Reminder - the 3rd guy in line will be pretty vunerable because he's upsidedown, so just make sure not to drop him on his head.

We're here to help,

Love Scott and Paul

Paul. How many of you are there?

I'm still here. But you haven't answered my question yet fellas.

Hey W,

We are legion.

Love Paul

Hey Just Curious,

I believe we just did. Do you not understand english?

Do we need to get Ika zipperhead to traslate for you?

Dumbfuck.

Love Paul

I'm up for Scott. How about you?

Love
Paul

Yeah, just listen to Paul and be very careful with the 3rd guy.

Suggestion - maybe you could get some asistance from a family member or someone you could trust to help hold a pillow or soft object under the pivot guy to help break any unexpected fall.

Who are you Just Curious?

Love Whysocurious

I'm just a hole looking for a pole.

I got one.

What did the pivot guy say to Just Curious?

I still don't see your penis with this magnifying glass.

haha

Someone here was close to Hershey - WTF with the Amish shooting? This area is a sleepy little town and if you all are old enough to remember the movie "Witness" - well this just beats the crap out of 'nice community of inbreeding'....
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,217073,00.html

Hey Paul,

Nice pull on the biblical quote. Mark 5:6, right?

You devil you...

Love Big Jer

Now how do we know for sure that your not just some guy looking to hook up with a couple of studs.

Scansalot - Go away!!

Love Scott

haha, you sound bitter and hurt. Has someone said these mean things to you before? Just remember it's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Hope that makes you feel better little fella.

I sile someddsl dwoi sal dlskdf oioe?

Hey Paul, who am I?

Did little ole me run off the big bad darkside?

Scott - come on down to Lancaster - we have some real nice folk to straighten you out :-) - some will even hold a grudge for many years. The light is always on for you dear.

Scansalot - You can stick the light up your ass and keep it on if ya want to:)

Hey Scansalot,

Are we talking about Lancaster, just past Palmdale? There's no Amish there.

Love Paul

Just Curious - Never!!

Love Scott

Hey Just Curious,

We stopped using "darkside" last week, ironically enough because we thought it was gay (the homosex kind of gay, not happy gay). We're all about the love now.

You can still use it if you want though.

Love Paul

Sorry to intervene on the little cluster-fuck, guys.
Just carry on whilst I post a little something to my buddy C-...
Have I ever shot my mouth off against you, in public? No, if anything honey, I've had your back around here...
You aren't my guardian and I'll do, say, and act as I please. I don't recognize any "sides" around this virtual shit-fling, and grudges bore me. In fact, Paul/Scott... whoever posted that Hep-C/Steven Tyler comment; that was some funny shit. See? No grudges... it's all a free-for-all, especially now that Dave has pretty much said "go for it"...
I'm one righteous prick,
ask around.
RT

Good. I'm kinda starting to like you and paul.haha not so much he seems like he has closet issues he's not ready to deal with. But haha we'll be here waiting when you ready to let your rainbow shine.

PaulFU,
Other side of the US dear - Pennsylvania. I guess you are not old enough to remember "Witness" - it's on all the freaking national news. Amish have no TV, no cell phones, no land line phones, no cars and no electricity. State of the world when some nut takes out a bunch of little girls that are part of such a non-violent community should shock damn near anyone.

Paul,
Scansalot is Amish. He's just angry with Jacob for letting the plow horse have his way with him.

Love Scott

Hey Scott,

That reminds me - what do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses ass?

I don't know, what do you call him?

...a mechanic!

Love Paul

Geez Scott - last time I checked I am female and uhm - have a computer (uses electricity) - go sit in the keyboard time out chair.

Scott/Paul, are either of you black?

Scansalot - Are you hot?

Hey RT,

That sounds about right - all prick, no balls.

You still soft-peddling yourself around the Asylum?

If you want, you can borrow deez nuts right here until you get your sack back jack.

Love Paul

Wouldn't you like to know dat?

Yeah RT, what Paul said!!

Depends on your definition of hot - long blonde hair, 5'2", 36ddd and slender.

Hey Just Curious,

If we were, we certainly wouldn't admit it here - not with racist bastards like Tom Menard lurking about. Motherfucker just as soon burn a cross in front of my house as he would cross the street.

Love Paul

Morning Dave and 67ers,

Thanks for the Sunday 10...I've missed them! WOW, seeing you and TR onstage together would be off the chain. You'll have to talk more about that experience on SRL sometime soon. I want details baby! haha
Everyone enjoy their Monday, it's the begining to a brand new week. Hope it's a good one for you all....I'm off to school.

Love, Amber:)

Waz up people? Shit, I wonder what da fuck these crazy ass crackers are up to now Paul?

Pole;
I KNOW that post isn't from you, because you're in a hospital somewhere with a Gibson Custom Les Paul headstock jammed into your lower intestine.
Balls to the wall, man.

We'll you will be in my mind. I've always wanted to know if the myth about black guys was true. It will give me something to think about.

Itthh trew;
we be packin'... and I like boyth named aftuh aposthles.

has anyone seen my guitar?

has anyone seen Ace's guitar?

Good one Mike!! Hey Mike, did you ever get that missing tooth back?

Good one Rick Terrel!!

has anyone seen Paul's lower intestine?

Hey RT,

Dream on Squire guy...

Love Paul

Evander Holyfield hathe my mothafuk'n tooth... gimme one mo chance at that ear

bet you didn't know that UFC stands for you fuckin cunts

MY Squire squeals like a pig when I pour bourbon on it and light it on fire.

Thanks Mike, just curious!!