Run over to a CVS or Wallgreens and get Zicam chew-tabs. It taste like nasty zinc shit but it works to lessen the cold symptoms (well if you can get past the icky tin taste it leaves in your mouth.
Feel better and have fun in Houston.

Spread Radio Live, yes!

Cold in Nashville? I think you California boys are a little soft from all that nice weather ;)

Aah, I hope you get better soon. If I was there I'd make you a hot honey and lemon, but Im not, so er I can't.

Have fun watching trash T.V.

Hola Dave, Would enjoy hearing another interview from Lukas Rossi.

Think you are really on to something with Spread Communications. Enjoy Spread Radio and now how for Spread TV.

Cheers, Rougette

Yeah, stay in tonight. Are we going to get any warning?

Yeah, Dave, Zicam is really good but Zicam has an inhaler that is way better than the lozenges. If you are in the first stages of cold or flu, the inhaler can take away the symptoms.

Cheers, Rouge

An old travelers bag of tricks. If you take a Vicks inhaler on the plane and sniff it before just take-off and just prior to landing it will open up your sinuses and your ears will not plug up from the pressure changes.

Also good: take a decongestant about and hour before a flight. Do not drink while on the plane, though.

I used to fly all the time and my eardrums were alwasy blowing out - so ear plugs help too (the waxy kind) insert just before take-oof; but do not blow your nose while you have them in your ears.

Bebé pobre. Usted debe conseguirse una prostitute.

...eso o llamada Peebs

Get well soon - hot water, lemon and fresh grated ginger. Fresh ground black pepper and honey if it goes to your chest. BTW although I expect I'm considered to be one of the trolls by some who post here - I really dont give a fuck, I'd like to thank you Dave Navarro, for inspiring me to pick up my guitar again after a long break. On that subject have you ever thought of giving guitar lessons? It could make some interesting content for spread tv.

Sup Homes! Eat some chili it'll burn that shit out your system fo shore. And stay in tonight and do some Spread Radio! PEACE

Dave I found this on YOUTUBE it's fucking hilarious and so well made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk68OZybqtg

I've been jonsing for another SRL, man. STAY IN. Looking forward to the tour after the New Year.

Q

Glad you got to hang with Mikey and get a few laughs.
I don't know anything about motorcylcles except some look cool, but I am somehow addicted to American Chopper. Mikey is always good for some comedic relief.
Oh, and Love Removal Machine, niiiice!

Oh Dave,

Di no-one ever tell you, you can't catch a cold from getting cold!

Have a good weekend
RP
x

Hey Dave!

Sounds like you had fun. World events...I'd like more details on that one.

Regarding pay per view movies...I had a dream last night I was watching a movie on TV and you were in it naked. No kidding. Too much listening to your music close to bed time. It was a nice dream though.

Sounds like you've got a busy schedule, I'd stay in and rest.

D

Feel better sweetheart!!!

Hope you are feeling better, Dave!

It would be great to hear you on the "radio" tonight.....

Always,
me

Hey DN< Jus seeing how the Travelin TPC are doing!

Xactly Reckless Princess. A cold is caused by a virus. You have prolly caught a cold also from running around "LATE" and being tired and caught nasty virus.

Everyone wants you to stay IN including me! We missed our SRL this week! Your loyal fans will make it all better:)

Take care hun,thanx for all U are,Luv ya,Db

Cool beans = SRL!!!
Zinc lozengers if it hasn't set it...

hahaha...all the advise is so sweet. You're so loved, DN. :) My 2 cents? Eat that zinc shit Peebs was talking about, it really does work wonders...and stay home. That's what my mom would say at least! I'm almost 30 years old, and she still tells me what to do when I'm getting sick.

I'd be curious to know what club you went to in Nashville. My sister lived there for a couple years and said it was a pretty dead scene.

I'd like to request a Panic Podcast from Huston please. If you've got some extra time...I love those things!
Take care Dave and 67 fam...enjoy your Saturdays.
Love, Amber

England is beautiful and cold...London in particular *drops subtle hints* we miss you!

Loved the blue crab video. You looked ever so pretty <3

Dave that would be awesome to get a show in but at the same time, palif our sick, getting rest is the number one priority! Don't get me wrong, I am jonesin for a SRL fix but it also sounds like this month is going to be crazy for you and you don't want to be getting sick this earlier as it will make the rest of the month all that much harder.

dude you rock, wish I could see you perform live, have a chat with you about world events and about the global role of technology. Anyway take care of your self and know that someone in NS thinks your the bomb!

DAVE, hey man thanks so much for coming to Nashville last night, it was a great time. i was right in the front rocking out, singing every word. it was awesome greeting you guys getting out of the van. "thanks for coming to nashville" i believe it was. i have come to LA twice to see you guys, so thanks for coming to my neck of the woods. see you again soon! (on the west coast)

dave i know all the girls want you to perform shirtless but u need to stay warm!! dont get sick on us so u can have fun and go out!

drink tea- my favorite is Ginger Peach from the Republic of Tea. its smells good too!!

I hope u can come to San Diego soon!!
Much Love
callie

dave, take care of yourself, that's the most important thing. drink lots of oj and tea and some soup. rest-in. thank you for all you do dave, for keeping in contact with us. we love you.
i look forward to hearing about all your projects and good times. thank you for this blog you maintain. i love Left to Lose. i blast your music in my car at 8am and then i'm happy all day.

ok....I'll throw my advice in the ring..you prob got sick on the plane ride, IMO...Are you still taking Airborne before you get on the plane?

Zicam is good, you know it's zinc based, the Chinese used to make tea from boiling coins, that's where that remedy came from, so, if you can't get the Zicam, try boiling some pennies!! ahhahaha, they're good for something. Salsa, Wasabi, the hotter the better to clear your sinuses..but, Soup is the best, preferably chicken, though I know you prefer the split pea variety..

Love to you, love to Riss!
jezzi(everything's bigger in Texas)

and the Vick's vapor products are good if you're congested, sniff it right out of the jar.

Hey Dave. :-) Awww… Sorry to hear about the sniffles. Sending cyber chicken soup your way… Yep: rest, zinc tabs and fruit juice are all good. As much as we love the SRL shows, take care of yourself, first, bro.

Ooooh… Led Zep, The Cult and AC/DC. Dang, you guys have kickin’ musical taste. That stuff never gets ‘old.’ :-) As a matter of fact, most of it’s still on my roving playlist. LOL

I’m not a gearhead by any means, but I do enjoy watching the OCC boys do their thing. Some of the bikes they create are unbefreakin’lievable, they have good hearts and they’re a panic together as a ‘family unit.’ LOL Paul Sr. and his boys just crack me up. But you can tell they’re ‘heart of gold’ kind of dudes. :-)

Cool, sounds like lots of great gigs and events coming up. Just be good to yourself, lad, and look after your health. :-) Peace and love, peeps.

Dave
Get better soon. Take some of that Zicam it really does work. You should stay in tonight and get some rest.
Glad you had a good time in Nashville. Looking forward to seeing you in Orlando in January.

I'm just getting over that nasty cold/flu thing that seems to be going around. Was off work all week. Fortunately I work for a great group of people who realize you are better off getting over it then infecting everyone around you :)

My secret to a quicker recovery - bold bbq doritos.

Yup. I believe the cure for the common cold or the uncommon one (since I don't get them to often) lies in a bag of these chips.

So there is my pseudo doctor advice to you Dave, run out and buy a bag, sit back, watch tv and munch happily.

If it actually knocks the cold out of you let me know :)

Don't get too ill dave, a kebab covered in all that hot as hell-no good for you- sauce always keeps it at bay for me, and believe me Wales is one of the coldest places on earth!!!

Chin up, soldier on, and spoil us with a SRL live!!

Be safe, be happy

Tonto

Missed you on Leno. Airborne.

Q: What is your favorite piece of music that you've ever written?

A: Being a part of the collaboration on Three Days would probably be my favorite.

Dave,

Your collaboration on Three Days was probably one of the highlights of Rock, along with moments such as Sister Ray, Search and Destroy, or the time that at the Royal Albert Hall in '65, amid incessant boos, Dylan turns to his Band and says "Play it fucking loud!" before launching into a "Rolling Stone" that nearly caused the building to collapse... and what a building!

For different reasons, I absolutely love Trust No One and wish you would go solo again some time. It strikes me as such a... Los Angeles album... wherein the outlines of different sounds and instruments (and also the vocals) blend over one another (as even some of the songs blend into each other), tending to a sort of silence, much like the dry hills and ocean and low buildings and highways of LA blend together into a sort of void. If some of you around here have not had the pleasure, I strongly recommend.

And finally, One Hot Minute may go down as the most lasting work in the RHCP repertory.

Peace out chillen, all of us with wings.

Hi Dave,

Since everyone else is offering up their cold remedy ideas, here's one that I've found effective over the years. Like you, I am a big, big fan of colonics. When I'm sick, the first thing I do is head over to my holistic practitioner and have her do me up.

One thing she turned me onto is instead of using still water, try slightly carbonated soda water. Yeah it stings a little, but the carbonation is just like Oxy-Clean for your insides.

Since you're in a hotel, you may have to do it yourself. I would try and have someone pick you up a bottle of Schwepps and an enema bag. Just make sure you open the bottle of Schwepps and let it sit for a good while to burn off some of the carbonation. A little fizzy is good. Alot fizzy not so good!

Hope you feel better soon.

Tom

oh my god!!! a do it yerself colonic recipe right before my very eyes!!! yikes!!!!

sounds refreshing!!! lol

That's great!!! no joke, I can see Dave scribbling down the tips as we speak!!!
(Seriously Tom, I am not making fun, you just perked me up at the perfect moment!) Colonics are good in spirit as well!!! lol
Have a great day all!

Welcome to Houston, Dave. You've ended up with a beautiful weekend, weather-wise. Highs in the mid-80's, lows in the mid-60's. Just don't let the humidity get to you. Relax, take care of your cold, and have a great show.

TigerRose

Yup the southeastern states are going through a "cold" front this weekend...it's cold for us southerners

Ahhh, so glad you enjoyed Nashville and it is a great city, especially the Riverside.

Also Dave, it may be your sinuses, we do have a ton of Golden Rod growing at this time of the year...it's effecting me as well. Feels like a cold but it's not.

Awww, you are going to my hometown of Houston. Great city as well...more goldenrod! haha...sniff if up fella and take some benadryl (sp?) tonight at bedtime.

Hey 6767 gang and take care!

high dave...sorry you're sick....i don't have any cold remedies for ya tho....i have just enuff immune system to keep me alive....and i'm ALWAYS sick with something....but the rest of these people (with normal immunity's) seem to know what they're talking about (other than the colonics...sorry tom doesnt sound like a good time...have you seen jackass #2? with the beer chug enema? eww)...i'm a big fan of nyquil....but i just drink it for the buzz....snicker.....happy saturday to all 6767'ers and family......
peesh owt....UC13

I just had to say you so rock for taking on "Life & Style" and not putting up with their junk. I know what liars they so often are and the deserve to have that come out.

I hope you feel better soon! Ever try "Airborne"? It helped me tons last winter with cold season and all. Just don't make the mistake that a friend made by not reading on the box and putting the tablet straight in your mouth instead of in a glass of water. It wouldn't be very pleasant if you did that. ;)

Hi Dave.

I wouldn't worry too much about that review in Rolling Stone Magazine. This is the same magazine that recently featured Justin Timberlake on the cover.

Just sayin'...

Xlear. I buy it at the health food store. "Helps cleanse sinus and nasal passages and wash away potentially harmful bacteria...." Use it at the first sign of a cold and it will knock it out before it gets to you.

SRL from Houston sounds cool. If you're up to it.
Happy weekend to the family,
Bonita

I thought this was for blog comments only. Y'all swapping flu remedies? Fuuuuuuccckkk!

I enjoyed the brief sound check Friday in Nashville. I got some great pictures of you. I wish I could have come back for the show. I'm curious where you hung out late night?

Feeling any better, Dave?

Question for you: Sunday top 10 this week?

Always,
me

P.S. I think the best thing when you aren't feeling well is homemade chicken noodle soup - made 8 quarts of it - a hot tea and someone to cuddle up to for warmth......

Sheesh, two Sundays ago when I had the flu, I should have come here for some snuggles!

Isn't it great when your fans love you THIS MUCH:)

especially when they love him enuff to snuggle while he's sick! thats devotion...

If I wanted to read about different remedies for colds, I would have bought a copy of Womens Weekly.

Want a good places to eat in the Houston area to clear that head of yours...try Pappasito's Cantina or Pappa's Seafood(cajun style seafood) (all North of metro Houston city limits, my favs from when I lived there).

Your friendly tour navigator of Houston, Texas. cries cus she still misses the area. =(

Anyway jealous that I am not there, missed y'all north of me in Nashville, stuck here in hickville...

And if you are under the weather, don't do SRL tonight, rest by all means. We will still be here for ya.

UC-Hey buddy:) Hopelessly devoted to you.............for all the remedy gals!

awww how sweet....whutz up danni? how ya been gurl?

Dave can we swallow your phlegm?

It really sucks that I missed the event in Nashville (couldn't get a babysitter). The weather here in TN (we are in Memphis) has been horrible lately ... 94 degrees one day and 69 degrees the next. We are all stuffed up! Hope you feel better soon!

Hugs, Dawn

Damn, I just got back from the ER, now I feel like I'm right back there. Everyone offering up a script for getting well. Dave, just good old fashioned chicken soup will do the job. I got that script straight from the colonel!

Are you people serious? Like he can't watch the TV commercials and figure out what to do for a cold? Colonic might have been the most helpful answer so far, but hey if you're going that far why not just shove an Alka-Selzer up your ass and jump up and down?

Dave, get well soon. Your way.

Dave must have banned the trolls!! Nothing but cold remedies tonight and not one snarky comment, although Suckers at 6:30pm has a little familiarity about him.

lmao. everyone's a doctor. feel better Dave!

(what the feck is Airborne? o_O)

(don't pennies have lots of nickel content?)

(aren't pennies germ carriers?. ew. think of where they've been ha ha ha...)

Ha...ylais...ergo the hahaahahha, of course pennies have nickel, but also zinc, and nickels have zinc as well, and of course they have germs, that's why you need to boil them!!

Airborne is a tablet you buy overthecounter, dissolve in glass of water, and drink before you get on planes, it's a mixture of zinc, vitamin C and all kinds of good stuff, I think airplanes are the breeding ground for sickness and germs, no fresh air, just recirculated germs from the peeps around you...

DAVE!! Are you watching Nip/Tuck this season, what are your thoughts so far?
love,
jezzi(I heart the ylais!)

No Snarky comment Unreal. I meant it. I *heart* Dave's Plegm!

I meant I *heart* Dave's phlegm.

And you are the latest incarnation of whom? Paul? Scott? Raul? ???

I *heart* anyone who *hearts* Dave's phlegm

and now for a snarky comment:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

tttttttttttttttttttttt

Well, well, well, suckers and supersuckers too, always trying to top yourself hey Paul.
It's a little lonely in here tonight for you so ergo the alterego hmmm.

PLEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE NO! Tranquility lost:(

I *heart* supersucker because he *hearts* anyone who *hearts* Dave's phlegm.

Man if you weren't such a bunch of ass kissers we wouldn't do it!!

Did I miss the SRL tonight? I SO wish I lived in Houston! Ah well. Maybe one day you'll come into my next of the woods. Hope your feeling better!

(Hey troll: I have a use for you if you have the cahones to accept it. E-mail me if you dare.)

Yours in chaos,
Eris

No, Eris, NO SRL tonight.

supersupersucker, I DO see your point, but I guess that's what a fan does isn't it????

Plus, from what I've read over my brief tenure here, Dave's ass has plenty of fans and all fans like to kiss the object of their worship.

(now I feel bad because I'm contributing to the loss of tranquility)

Thanks Danni, I don't feel so bad for missing it, but it's too bad.

I'm still waiting, Troll.

Eris

I *heart* anyone who *hearts* anyone who *hearts* someone who *hearts* Dave's phlegm

BLAH!

Awww, maybe the trolls just need some *snuggles.*
and some *hearts.*

I came for the phlegm but I stayed for the hearts. kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss

Meribella sounds like you need some *snuggles.*

everone needs *hugs* and *kisses* and *hearts*

...and on occasion a good *kyle-ing*

Knock it off.

Everything was status quo until some dipshit shows up.

Oh yes, I forgot about the snuggles.
Snuggle, snuggle, snuggle, snuggle.

What is a kyle-ing?

UC hearts da Peeb's!!!!!

(shouts from the blog rooftops)
(robin)PEEB'S IS A GODDESS!!!

Oh meribella, don't ask!

Yes...please don't!

One of the posters on here - Kyle - was inspired by Dave to invent a new move. He came up with what amounts to giving yourself a Dirty Sanchez. In a stunning move of equal parts self-love and self-loathing, he name it "kyle-ing" after himself.

That wasn't as bad as I feared.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself.

...and spiders



...and the bird flu

Oh, I see...stunning. Well, where the hell is he today? Seems like he would have something to say with the health crisis and all.

To whom are you referring?

Kyle!

I guess he is out...lol than again its still early there but I not here. Have a good night all.

Dave, thanks for coming to Nasvhille with TPC. You all rocked a cold and breezy evening on the riverfront. The set was awesome as I was down there at the front rockin it shirtless Navarro style!! Once again loved it and I will be seeing the band again as soon as possible.

--spread radio live--

No doubt off gratifying himself whilst entertaining some twisted fantasy of himself and Peebs and a litterbox.

I'm pretty sure I have the highest form of bird flu right now, pheonix or bald eagle brand, dodo even, something legendary anyhow not your common pigeon variety ...I'm suffering...can barely breathe, good thing it doesn't affect the typing fingers.......wonder how Dave's doing.

MORE LIKE PAUL THE MOST BALLESS PUSSY MOTHERFUCKER THATS TOO BRAIN-DEAD AND CHILDISH TO KNOW WHEN TO QUIT....TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO NAME THAT DISGUSTING ACT AFTER POOR KYLE....FOR NO REASON OR PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER....HE SPEWS FILTH AND VERBALLY ASSAULTS ANY AND ALL 6767'ERS BECAUSE HE IS A SAD POOR EXCUSE FOR A WEE LITTLE MAN...AND IT HE GETS OFF ON BEING CRUEL AND HURTFUL TO OTHERS....HE GETS OFF ON BEING HATED....ITS THE ONLY THING THAT GIVES HIS PATHETIC EXISTANCE ANY MEANING FOR HIM....HE HAS NO LIFE SO HE HAS TO RUIN THE LIVES OF OTHERS ON A PERSONAL LEVEL AND VERBALLY ASSAULT US ALL ON THIS BLOG....HE IS THE REASON DAVE KEEPS CLOSING THE BLOG...

Never mind Bird Flu; Beware *Snuggles* and *Hearts.* They induce a strong desire to retch and appear to be very contagious.

Hopefully he took some of Tom's advice to heart and slushed some of that nastiness out of his system.

Oh, he is probably dancing around shirtless.

I am UC13's uncontrollable temper

I am Dave's sparkling clean colon

OOHHHHH!! A fight Club reference!!! I love Tyler D!

you wish you had 1/4 of my rage.....you are nothing and verbally hurting strangers won't change that

Paul, stop picking on Kyle. There are plenty of others who more than deserve to be picked on.
Thinking in particular..p....and m....

But anyway, Kyles a sweetie. Stop.

troll snuggles for Kyle.

First, I have nothing but deep admiration for Kyle. He put it out there and now has a bonafide sexual manuever named after him. That's pretty impressive. *High-Fives* to Kyle!

Second, who's Paul?

I decided your no longer trolls but a pack of losers.

You still have no respect for yourselves, others or Dave.

How much does it suck to be you? It must suck really badly.

Dave looks like it's time to (close) another one due to a bunch of assholes.

Oh, I'm sorry Kyle. Snuggle, snuggle. Kiss.

Who's Paul? hahaha. Baby troll gave it away Paul. I do admire your attempts at stealth though, you may actually amount to something if you ever decide to emerge from the basement.

Your right, I am a loser with no life.
I also have very little self esteem which is why I insult others to make myself feel better about myself.
I am pathetic.

Swift with the email hijacking too.

Me too Meribella, I am a pathetic loser with low self esteem. I admit it. I have no friends this is why I sit at my computer all day. I have no self respect this is why I pick on others.

I'm just a loser.

You right, I am a loser with no life.
I also have very little self esteem which is why I insult others to make myself feel better about myself.
I am pathetic.

YOU ARE PAUL SUPERFUCKASS....
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL KYLE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH NAMING THIS SEXUAL ACT AFTER HIM....IT IS YOU AND ONLY YOU....AND YOU ARE A SAD SAD PATHETIC LITTLE WORM....YOU ARE BEYOND NOTHINGNESS....I'LL BET EVEN YOUR MOTHER DOESNT LOVE YOU....YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER YOU DON'T EVEN QUALIFY FOR TROLL STATUS

SHAMELESS NOW...NAMELESS NOW....NOTHING NOW...NOONE NOW....SHIT ADDS UP AT THE BOTTOM

I am Paul's unvalidated self-esteem

oooh supersucker, maybe we should marry and lave a pack of loser children.

OH wait. The doctors keep telling me I shouldn't procreate. The end result would be too hideous.

so if you want to have really ugly loser kids let's hook up.

UC13, please don't quote me. It's insulting.

you are a weak attempt at being clever...let me be the first to burst your bubble...you are no such thing

Dave

sending "Get Well" energy your way

have a great 2nd show

I just thought it was Paul. I don't know who it is. Bye the way, Meribella, Losers on Parade, we've heard it all before thanks. I was going to be good but *hearts* and *snuggles* just bring out the evil troll in me. I will seek help.

I think I scared off supersucker! Where are ypu my love! I want to marry you and have ugly loser babies with you!!
please please come back!

you're not fooling anyone...we know its still you....fuck'n doornob!

Maribella,

You know, we could always hold out for really ugly, MEANTEMPERED loser kids - in which case we would have to wait for UC13 and Peebs to have a kid and steal theirs.

OH Meribella have no fear! I'm sure he'll be back. Losers like yourselves just beg for attention.

I make fun of *hearts* and *snuggles* because I don't get any in real life.

and why do you think im mean tempered? MAYBE CUZ YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND YOU ATTACK 6767'ERS NONSTOP....get a life or go play in traffic

Yeah, supersucker fuxer let's hook up.

"Oh H.I., I just love him so much!"

OH my love, your such a loser you changed your name
Shouldn't that be superduperloser??
I want to make really ugly babies with a loser like you!!!
I'm ugly and I am sure you are too. That's why you would be home without a date right?

Oh Losers_on_parade Dave must be so glad to have you as his personal blog adviser.

I *heart* Baby Troll

all these various personalites are all paul...you're not fooling anyone

At least he listens to people of reason unlike anyone listening to me.

I'm listening...

noone listens to abusive nobodys with multiple personality's....everyone hates you and no one will have a civil conversation with you....so you hijack names....make up others....and talk to yourself nonstop....wow how sad are you?

Oh Meribella! I am the real SUPERSUCKER. Course I'll have your kids but only if conception involves lots of kisses and *snuggles."

I *heart* you Meribella, because you *heart* me and I *heart* Dave and Miffy and the Smurfs.

Okay now. Can we get back to the business at hand. Need I remind you people that DAVE NAVARRO may be coming down with a COLD! Let's get back to work here people.

No your not. I AM. I'm the real loser here. Stop trying to steal my loser woman you imposter!

I *heart* supersucker!

I "heart" you superdupersupersucker.
And the Smurfs.

Oh no. Which one is my loser boyfriend? A ugly loser girl like me can't find anyone else.
I'm so confused and pathetic!

yawn....nobody cares.....goodnight doornob!

I *heart* you too UC13!

Okay, I think I'm ovulating, so uh, I'm going to call it a night. Troll for a day was really fun! You should all try - at least once!

Stop trying to steal him. I want the pathetic loser. We can live in my Mother's basement and raise our ugly children together. Never seeing the light of day in front of our computer screens.

Couldn't you read? I'm ovulating. I'm ripe for putting a ugly bun in the oven.
I'm pathetic.

UC - I am very sad. You are sad. We are all tragic and sad. It is the human condition. Get over it.

All Your Ovaries Are Belong To Us

If my ovaries belong to you how will I be able to birth tragically ugly loser babies?

I need to procreate and populate the earth with more losers like supersucker and myself.

My supersucker, I have been inspired to create a new sexual position in a stunning move of equal parts self-love and self-loathing. Can I see you for a minute.
Honestly, I'm leaving now.
I remain yours,
Desperately trying to give a fuck,
Meribella

ahhhh....that darned human condition!

goodnight Meribella Sweet Dreams

Just stopping in 2 shine some love on '67. I see the madness continues... I guess every1 is upset there was no CFR. Next x maybe a rebroadcast~ Happy long weekend 2 u all.

OH my love I wish I could but I have to admit something to you.
I was born without testicles.

This is why I am so bitter. I have no real friends and am jealous of those that do.

Will you still want to be with someone who has no balls?

Are made of this.
Who am i to disagree.

I however have balls the size of grapefruit!

Well If I was a male heterosexual I would prefer someone with no balls thanks very much!

Which is why you are stuck in front of your computer night and day because pants don't fit you properly?

Don't try and woo my girl.

I've travelled the world
and the seven seas...

merely offering up an observation.

besides, I'm holding out for Moonrider. Raul says she is a "dirty, dirty girl"

At least that's what I think he said, my spanish is not the best. He was however smiling when he said it.

I have tits the size of watermelons...

All Your Testicles Are Belong To Us

And in my opinion, everybodys looking for something.

"I have tits the size of watermelons..."

Ahhhh....but how big are your areolas? Inquiring minds want to know.

did someone say soemthing about a cold?

areolas? Is that a kind of cookie?

well, some are cookie-sized...

and some are flapjack sized.

Mine are dime sized, sniff:(

Wow, busy busy! Makes me almost glad to be a homebody lol

My areolas are about as big as supersuckers testicles.

We just compared.

Supersucker do you "heart" my areolas?

Yes if you *heart* my testicles.

Snuggle snuggle.

I knew that moonrider was a skank Ho.

there are other blogs you might like better. if you don't like it here why do you stay

Deborah,

What makes you think we don't like it here?

In fact I think it's safe to say that we *heart* 6767

Oh yeah and Shakespeare, while you're here just to let you know your plays suck! BOOOOOOORING.

Yeah, look who's talking! At least I came up with MacBeth, Romeo & Juliet and the Tempest.

The best you can come up with is a shark, some jews and a illegal alien being ridden around on a bike. Sounds like an afternoon at the beach in Jersey

Whyfore art thou so discontent. Doth thy prose confuse thee? And why doth E.T seeketh to "phone home"?

Shall I compare thee to a internet blog?
Thou art more temperate

WHAT needs my Shakespear for his honour'd Bones,
The labour of an age in piled Stones,
Or that his hallow'd reliques should be hid
Under a Star-ypointing Pyramid?

Dear son of memory, great heir of Fame,
What need'st thou such weak witnes of thy name?
Thou in our wonder and astonishment
Hast built thy self a live-long Monument.

For whilst toth'shame of slow-endeavouring art,
Thy easie numbers flow, and that each heart
Hath from the leaves of thy unvalu'd Book,
Those Delphick lines with deep impression took,

Then thou our fancy of it self bereaving,
Dost make us Marble with too much conceaving;
And so Sepulcher'd in such pomp dost lie,
That Kings for such a Tomb would wish to die.

I don't understand how certain people who post here get their rocks off with this nonsense. You really should take a moment, step back, and reflect on what, and why, you are posting. If you are posting such crap to piss others off, then you should watch your back at all times, because I have just one word for you...KARMA.

Karma: Meaning and Definition of Karma

Karma has quite a karma. Long after India's seers immortalized it in the Vedas, it suffered bad press under European missionaries who belittled it as "fate" and "fatalism," and today finds itself again in the ascendancy as the subtle and all-encompassing principle which governs man's experiential universe in a way likened to gravity's governance over the physical plane. Like gravity, karma was always there in its fullest potency, even when people did not comprehend it.

BG

"then you should watch your back at all times"

Help... I can't see my back!

I think I just found another thing to add to my list:

"Got my rocks off posting nonsense on 6767.com"

Help... I can't see my rocks!

look down, I'm guessing you are holding them right now.

You mean Deez Nuts?

Si Senior, Deez Nuts right here.

Earl, my oh my, that is an impressive resume you are creating. You should be very proud, I'm sure you will get far in life with credentials like that.

Pl&H - You refer to Shakespeares writings as "this nonsense?" One of the greatest bards in living history? I have one word for you. Kaka.

I would like to point out that I said that shakespeare was ONE of the greatest bards, of course I was not forgetting our Man of lyrical grace, depth and profundity DAVE NAVARRO.

And Stephen Spielberg.

Don't forget the wiggles.

And of course not forgetting that life affirming literary diamond "You're too sexy for your shorts" By Right Said Fred.

Actually thats "I'm too sexy for my shorts."

I stand corrected William. A fan?

Well, I must retire. My Jaw is real tired from all this sucking.

Tra la la la la la
Sing a happy song
Tra la la la la la
Dave sucks donkey's dong

Pap Smurf?

Have u been drinking?

Right, you've had your fun folks. Its tired and boring. And it all started out so well with that competition of who could think of the best cold remedy. That was so cool. I'm going to write them all down for when I get a cold.

No, No,
Its

Tra la la la la la la
We love all Dave's songs
Tra la la la la la la
Won't you sing along.

Tra la la la la la
moon looks like a mong

I *heart* you mama smurf.

It would appear that the smurfy advice of a member of the asylum, in regards to keeping trolls at bay, was rather unwisely, not heeded.
Therefore, if they chose to not see the clue, then the trolling must continue.

I *heart* you Papa Smurf.

Be careful, they will think you are talking to yourself again!

I *heart* eating dick!

Scuse me we're not trolls we're smurfs.

I used to fly all the time and my eardrums were alwasy blowing out - so ear plugs help too (the waxy kind) insert just before take-oof; but do not blow your nose while you have them in your ears.
Posted by: Leslie at October 7, 2006 10:26 AM

I *heart* your advice, but what is take-off ????

It would appear that the smurfy advice of a member of the asylum, in regards to keeping smurfs at bay, was rather unwisely, not heeded.
Therefore, if they chose to not see the clue, then the smurfing must continue.

I mean, what is take-oof,

Well whatever "take oof" is you must remember to put in ear plugs (the waxy kind) before hand.

DON'T WHATEVER YOU DO BLOW YOUR NOSE.

You smurfs are real mean and a bad influence on my daughter.

this pic is for paul...all his alias'...all the trolls...and all you annoying-ass darksider mutherfuckers....this pic is for you...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

I *smurf* you family!

this pic is for UC13...all his family...all the DN fans...and all you annoying-ass lickers mutherfuckers....this pic is for you

http://s69.photobucket.com/albums/i52/brianhansenxxx/?action=view¤t=DSC_8508hj.jpg

Love from Papa Smurf

ALL YOUR SMURFS ARE BELONG TO US

We *heart* UC13!
He keeps feeding us!
Mmmmm Smurfberries!

Are you called uncle creepy cos you are the kind of creepy uncle that touches smurfette in a bad way?

If that is true, then I don't *heart* you anymore

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

I *heart* Smurfette

Of course you can hear us silly or you wouldn't have just fed me again! I *smurf* your dedication to us

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

CreepyUncle, come out, come out, wherever you are.............

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

Posted by: UC13 at October 8, 2006 06:20 AM

Mmmmmmmmmm Smurfberries!

I *heart* you papa smurf.

Remember everyone.... Next time you're feeling blue
Just let a smile begin.
Happy thoughts will come to you
when you open your heart
and let a little smurf in.

Or something like that.

Oh and UC go stick a smurf up your smurf. You are a smurfing smurfhole. Smurf off.

And that goes for the rest of you smurfing smurflickers too.

The comments here started off really nice and for a second I thought the trolls had disappeared. I come here this morning, to see some of the comments, I find nothing but excrement. Dave, this really needs to close.

I hope you're feeling better today. I'm sending you some get well energy. Have a good show in Houston. I wish I could be there.

If a smurf had a cold would his phlegm be blue?

Well smurfed Smurfette!

Isn't it a smurfy day today?
I *smurf* everyone!
I *smurf* you Smurfette, and I *smurf* BabySmurf and MamaSmurf and I even *smurf* the trolls in our forest!

Everything is just smurfy!

Stephanie - was that troll shit or smurf shit you just stepped in?

DO YOU SPEAK SMURF ?

The Smurfs speak a very strange language. Some words are replaced by “Smurf�, as well as some of the verbs. Instead of saying, “I caught a cold in the nose�, they would say, “I smurfed a smurf in the nose“.

So Dave, you have smurfed a smurf in the nose.
I would suggest some smurfberry soup and a body rub from Smurfette.

You can tell which is Smurf shit cause its blue.

If the shit is blue it is smurf shit Stephanie!

Oh, great smurfs smurf alike! haha

You wake up and find assholes abound. Again.
No respect.
Time to close this one.

Wake up and smell the smurfberries!
Then maybe you won't be so cranky.
Smurfs are friends. I *smurf* you (close)

Dave, I hope you're feeling better!

I was checking out Drudge Report and came across a t-shirt ad, there was a nifty all black one that reads "Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some Assembly Required"...lol!
http://www.thoseshirts.com/rope.html

Had hoot watching to your Blue Crabs video!Love the Panic Channel CD!!!!

party on!
vicki

Dear Vicki
Dave is not here and he doesn't read this blog.
Love Papa Smurf

Don't trolls ever sleep? Insomnia is such a lonely disease. Hope your feeling better, Dave.

~Eris

Sorry "(close)". Is this better?

Hey Dave..Hows it smurfing Dude, just to let you you know you really smurfing rock Dude, keep smurfing, you are so smurfy I want to rip your smurfs down and smurf you Dude. I'll be at your Gig Dude, Ill be the Smurf with the big smurfs hanging out on the front row.

Smurf on Dude.

I'm sure Dave really appreciates your advice on how to run his blog. What would he do without you?

Hi Dave,
I travel alot and airliners and airports are a cesspool of germs, ughhhhhh! It seems like I get sick every time I get off a plane. What really ticks me off is when the damn airlines went to a strict no-smoking policy, and I'll tell ya, second-hand smoke is the last thing people need to worry about on a plane. I now travel with a scrip for cipro at all times. And oh yea, I'm not a germophobe but antibacterial lotion and wipes I bring as well. If you already have the dreaded cold the best thing I can tell you is lay in a boiling hot hot-tub as much as you can.
It's really amazing that you guys don't get sick more often when you're out on tour. Hope you get well soon, and stay away from the vicks vapor rub.

Smurf family, time to switch it up. All the smurf talk is getting sooooo boring and I know you can do better than that.
Bang, bang you're all dead, now reincarnate into something more interesting please!

Darzan I dared... now respond, pet.

Bow to me,
Eris

"Pl&H - You refer to Shakespeares writings as "this nonsense?" One of the greatest bards in living history? I have one word for you. Kaka."

Posted by: supersucker at October 8, 2006 01:09 AM

P1&H, how now, wool-sack, what mutter you? Come, come, you talk greasily; your lips grow foul. I throw thy name against the bruising stones. Were I like thee I'd throw away myself. Canst thou believe thy living is a life, so stinkingly depending? Go mend, go mend. Thou warped hell-hated scut!

You, minion, are too saucy. Hast thou word, or wit, or impudence, that can yet do thee office? Thou art essentially a natural coward without instinct. Thou crusty botch of nature!

Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

Confusion now hath made his masterpiece! No word to save thee.

Love William
I will most humbly take my leave of you.

Yes, yes, this is what I was thinking. Back to the unkool, not laid-back, unmedicated ADHD kids who find themselves out of their cages. Stick with the classics, that's what I always say.

What a tangled web of lies we weave when first we practice to deceive...
*´¨)
¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ Unreal!

I just bought Storm Large's "Lady Like" off of itunes and it totaly rocks!!! It's so sweet, it's one of my new favorites! So if you don't already have it go out and get it, it's worth the money. And as for you Dave, great job on the guitar. You sound Kick-Ass awesome!!!! This Track Rocks!