Wish Houston was closer, would have like to see your show there as it sounds like it was killer!

Good morning Dave & family....you're up early.
Safe travels.
-Kim

Sounds fantastic! I would love to catch you live someday. Just a little problem of distance....oh and the fact I am in Australia. 'See' you when you get home.

Morning/ evening to the 67ers!

Cant wait to see you in Chicago!!

Wow! Houston sounds amazing - TPC and 'Mountain Song' cover! I can't wait for you all to come and play in the UK (hint, hint!)

tc x

That sounds amazing. We love you.

Sounds like a great trip - are you feeling any better?

So any chance you will be playing in the Pittsburgh area?????

always,
me

hey dave

sounds like you had a rocking time!

if you got any pics from the show please post them, would dig to see them!

kyle

Sweetness!!! Dave that is amazing! Not only did you jam with AIC but my gosh, Doug Pinnick! Love KingsX!! Man what a bummer to miss out on all of that, do share if you have any photos and do SRL soon and tell us more about your weekend adventures.

I take it that you are feeling better?

Take care and good morning 6767 family. =)

MAN! You and Perk with AIC playing "Mountain song"?? THAT had to be awesome!!!!!

Have a safe flight back to LA!

Sounds like an awesome show. Have a safe trip.

Any who has any video of that, please post link.

Sounds like a great time. As Kyle said, we'd LOVE to see pics. Happy Monday, everyone!

I don't have any video, but here is a pic I snapped with my camera phone (sorry its a little fuzzy - but you can clearly see Dave with Jerry off to the side)

http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost/data/505/medium/motivator5968115.jpg

Dave,

We loved having you in Houston, come back any time!

^^^WARNING!!! DO NOT copy paste that link!^^^
or may VOMIT!

Oh how I fell for that...Hey thanks!

Sounds like a rocking weekend for TPC! Stay healthy!

Yo DN:
Congrats on the great H-town show. Hopefully TPC starts to tour more frequently. "One" is a great album. Hey, just a comment, I know you talked to the Camp Freddy YouTube chic about doing an official CF video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL_nDxkLw2c

But, don't you think she got massive influence from the girls that did the Pixies "Hey" video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_CSo1gOd48

Either way, fans will definitely look forward to a Camp Freddy video, but it might be cool to go w/ the Pixies video girls (then again, they're not in California). Take it easy man. Enjoy the Vitamin C.

-LP

The Show Rocked !!!

See you next time your in Houston

Hola!

I just wanted to say "hi" to all before this thread gets closed... lol

Dave - Have fun bouncing around the USA this month. (I'm sure you are.) Stay safe and be well.

I can't wait to hear more about Spread Entertainment and all the other cool stuff in the works. But first thing's first, of course. Keep rocking! :)

Peace,

Wish I could have been there! Hope you had a good flight!

Hey lpinkai -- I'd never seen that Pixies video, thanks for posting that. Definitely some good stuff. But I think that if anyone should be asking them if they want to be dancers and the band's girlfriend(s) it should be the Pixies, not Dave. ;-)

DN,

Great fuckin set. Houston totally dug TPC. I wish you would've played longer but you boys rocked while you were out there. You need to come back to Houston again next year! Bring SRL and do a show from here as well. By the way, bring Todd to Houston too. That guy is funny as hell!!! Houston loves you Dave!!!!

Dave, I wish I had been there! Man in the Box, one of my all times favorites. I would love to have seen TPC and Alice In Chains! Left to Lose is my favorite TPC song. I wish you guys would perform at Canes in San Diego again.

Wow! Best live set yet? Lucky Houstan.

Okay, I have a couple of questions for you. The loft looks quite shnazzy... You need a roomate?! ;)

Also, I was listening to some Spread the other day and the lyrics (I may be off a little, but from what I recall) "I want to taste your saliva... I wish you were my daughter... I wish I was your father" jumped out at me. I think I may have seen where you've been asked before, but, I don't recall... Anyway, I was wondering if you might be able to give me a little background on those lyrics?

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Jenn,

I'm a cultural anthropologist student, so I think the answer is pretty obvious - Dave sees his love interest as his daughter. His role as father, is to guide her through her journey into womanhood by giving her her first "taste" of love.

While this may seem repugnant in modern day society, the practice of fathers providing their daughters with their first sexual experience is not uncommon - especially in ancient cultures. In ancient Egypt for example, believing they were decended from gods, men of the Pharaoh class would often marry and father children with their own daughters so as to keep their bloodline pure.
It was also common in ancient Greek culture for men to sleep with not just their daughters, but their sons as well.

Being of mixed Latin American decent, I can tell you that there is aple example of father/daughter relations in my culture (particularly with the Mayan and other indigenous populations)

Even in modern society, it is not uncommon for women's first sexual fantasies to be about their fathers.

I believe the lyrics of the song are merely illustrations of Dave transferring some of these natural feelings onto a conventional relationship paradigm.

Emily

Morning Dave. :-) Hope you’ve conquered your bug from the other day and are feeling like a million bucks again. The shows sound like they were fantastic. I’m happy you had a wonderful time jammin’ with the boys. Have a good, safe trip back to your regular stomping grounds. Later, gator—looks like a beee-autiful day shaping up here on the Isle. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to all who celebrate. :-)

Sounds awesome...

and I found out the mystery name of my new favorite automobile crush = Maybach Exelero...
i've seen a few on the road and they're one sweet piece of machinery...

also saw the other day a candy blue Ferrari Modena 360 = awesome!!!

wow Manhattan streets has some of the awesomest variety of upper echelon cars on its roads!!!

and definitely looking forward to TPC hitting NYC again!!!

Ewwwww - I don't care what culture you're in, incest is GROSS!

Dave,
Sounds like you guys had a blast!
Have a good day

RP
x

Good article and nice to see a decent mention of the album.

http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/Artists/P/Panic_Channel/2006/10/06/1964140-ca.html

excerpts:

"Released in August, right in the middle of Navarro's co-hosting duties on "Rock Star," Panic Channel's debut disc, "ONe," strikes an instantly ear-friendly chord with the propulsive "You Could Be Mine"-ish, "Teahouse of the Spirits."

"Backed by Isaacs' gravelly, Scott Weiland-like vocals, Panic Channel's tunes work up some expert STP rips ("Bloody Mary," "Awake") and enough Foo Fighters-y balladry ("Lie Next To Me") to perhaps make listeners forget about Janes' on-again-off-again history."

Hello 67land! Dave, I am really happy 2 hear the show/audience kicked ass~ I had a feeling u guys had the more desirable stage. (TPC & OK Go, of course!) :) And wow, what a lucky audience get 2 hear M. Song. Every1 have a good Monday, no work 4 me....

That was a lame review - why the fuck would we want to forget about Jane's? They kicked ass! Dave's work sucks now by comparison.

*2 get 2 hear*

Hmm... Pretty interesting, Emily. I think I'll read up some more on that. I'm always a fan of learning about different cultures. And thanks for your reply. Definately learned something new. Is this something that is still practiced? Or is it more along the lines of history?

I would also still like to hear from Dave.

Dave the show in Houston was the best ever! You guys ROCKED it! I wish the entire concert was TPC but that was the best 30 minutes ever! I didn't think it was possible but you are even sexier in person! Can't wait to see you in Dallas in February.

Jenn,

My understanding is that the practice may still be carried out in a scarce few primitive tribes in the Amazon basin. By and large however, these types of father/daughter relationships generally live on only in the deep psyche of men in most modern cultures.

It is important to note that we are not talking about Oedipus or Electra complexes here (whose domain resides within the son or daughter's psyche). This type of seductive relationship between father and daughter is proprietarily paternal, often motivated by either 1) instinctual drive to control competitive bloodlines (which we often see in other species, such as lions), or 2) a socio-cultural phenomenon in which the father spurs along the daughters "sexual awakening."

Obviously the later is a controversial theory - but one that has support within both the anthropological and psychoanalytical communities.

Emily

PS – Yes, the fact that the complex in which a daughter is sexually attracted to her father shares the same name as Dave’s ex-wife did not escape me. An idea worth exploring?

Um, Emily, u r grossing me out. Prince gave Daves x that name, her real name is Tara Patrick. Enough already, I hear enough sicko shit at 5pm.

Um, Emily, u r grossing me out. Prince gave Daves x that name, her real name is Tara Patrick. Enough already, I hear enough sicko shit at 5pm.

Um, Emily, u r grossing me out. Prince gave Daves x that name, her real name is Tara Patrick. Enough already, I hear enough sicko shit at 5pm.

Um, Emily, u r grossing me out. Prince gave Daves x that name, her real name is Tara Patrick. Enough already, I hear enough sicko shit at 5pm.

Emily;
Your comments are highly stimulating.
I would love to dress up as your Father and come pay you a visit.
Love,
Pappy.

p.s.
The female praying mantis kills and devours its mate after sex;
ditto for some arachnids and other creatures... doesn't make a little incest look so bad, now does it?

Emary

Roar comments are highry stimruating. I rould rove to dress you up as your Father and come pay you a visit.

Rove,

Jappy Pappy

Hey Dave,

Glad you had a great weekend. Do you have a motorcycle, if so what kind? I can see you on a Orange County bike! Your in my dreams...
Kathy from Arkansas

Houston, I have a problem, i wasn't there.... would definately have travelled the 10 hours from Wales if I could have...nevermind heres to hoping that TPC hit british shores this year(or sometime at all) cos i'll be there

Be Safe Be Happy

Tonto1%

Jenn - I believe Dave once answered this, in a fairly general roundabout way. I don't have time to search, but he basically said that it was a love song.

Interesting explanation from Emily. Another way to view it is that he is SO enamored with the object of his affection, that he wants to metaphorically be her everything - share every kind of bond/dynamic imaginable. Kinda like that Prince song (there he is again) when he sings: "I wanna be your lover... I wanna be your mother and your sister too..." Not literally, but figuratively and maybe in a role-playing kinda way.

Just my 2 cents... and I'm out the door.

BTW Bleed the freak would have been

N-I-C-E

Party Crasher, et all..

I by no means am insinuating that the lyrics are literal - in fact I 100% agree that they are figurative. But perhaps inspired by, or even a commenty on, some pathos deep within.

Emily

Emmily

Girl, I be digging your shit! And I fo sho wanna be yo daddy and get all up in your hizzle!

Get over here girl!

Nappy Pappy

PS - I have a whole other theory behind Prince's lyrics but I'll save that for another board.

Emily,

Your comments moved me. A love between a man and his little girl is truly one of the most wonderful things in the world. It brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. I would love to hear more about this. I'm a good listener.

Sappy Pappy

Rock on Emily!

STOKED to read your comments! We should dress up like little girls and go to Dave's house! That would be a BLAST!!

Weehoo!

Happy Pappy

Carmen Electra's real name is not Tara Patrick. Tara Patrick is the wife of Evan (cant remember his last name)and is a porn star.

Emily,

Cut the shit! Your posts are nothing more than excrement thinly guised as psuedo-intellectualism. You are nothing more than a big TURD! Go back to your books at that dungpile you call a school.

Crappy Pappy

evan seinfeld is his name cori.. and the only thing worse than his porn flicks are biohazards tunes(and being there at their inception i am well placed to make that comment!!)

the inception of the music and NOT the inception of the shabby smut i mean

Cori-Evan's wife is Tera Patrick the porn star. Tara Patrick is Carmen's real name.

Emily is too serious... too strung high... Halloween approaches nigh, let's dress up as praying manti and get freak on insecti...
I will even let you eat me, sweetie.

PREACH IT Robin.

See you in Vancouver babe...

Holy fuckin cow....Alice and Jane's.....That must've been off the hook!! I'm hoping that somebody captured some of that magic on video and will post it on youtube. That's awesome...MAN I wish TPC was opening for AIC's new tour. That would've been amazing to see.

Have a great week Dave and 67ers!
Love, Amber :)

PS. I love the Greek tragedies, Emily...Oedipus is one of the best ones in my opinion. I definitely see why Freud was fascinated with Sophocles plays. It's amazing stuff...

Which one percent of Tonto is you, tonto?
I'm thinking the anus.

The relevance of Carmen's real name is quite low compared to the carnal quality of her "areas". Just slap a number on her buttock and get on with it.

Damn straight, g!
Now quit talkin' to yo' self and fuck off.

For christs sake. Can you assholes STOP for one fucking day?

The village called the idiots escaped again.

My 2 hours of therapy at 1 OH 3 one, NOT POINT, ya want 2 bes out there. damn get right. JONESY IS STONE FREE! I won't be in a few~ but thats another purple story.

Stuck in this hole, with the shit and the piss...and it's hard to believe it has come down to this...

Emily, thanks for the insight. I am indeed intrigued and am ready to learn more. I'm taking it in like a sponge! I'm not sure what you speak of about the ex's name but, I'd like to hear more on your theory.

Party Crasher, thanks for your two-cents. Also very intriguing. I'd never thought of it that way. And kinda along the lines of what I was thinking.

Hey Dave,

I've just returned to study from a 2 week break! It was awesome, had the chance to pick up the guitar and write some music, which I think I havn't done in ages.....

Yey, I finally heard "Teahouse..." It sounds great!! Love the song!

Well today is my longest day ever, so I thought I'd check in and say "Hi" before all the drama starts here at my course...lol!

Have a good afternoon!

Nancy :-)

Geez guys.....well, welcome back anyway Dave. Tell us more about your travels (travails) when you can.

And get some sleep. Were you really up at 4:51am...or did you just never make it to bed?

D

Thanks for the info Robin and Tonto! I really didn't think that was Carmen's real name for some reason.

Dave,
Good to hear you had a great time in Houston. Hope you are feeling better and looking forward to more SRL. I seem to miss them when you are live but I always listen to them in Rotation.
Amanda H

Just thought I would let you know you got a shout out on this blog http://trent.blogspot.com/ for the Hot List party.

...lookin' yummy as usual, Dave!

damn alison....who knew a 40-oz bottle could be such a good date?....and to think all these years i've been drinking from the other end and then throwing the bottles away....snicker....wow what a tragedy to have such good photoshop skills and to waste them on smut like that...someone definitely has way too much time on their hands and desperately needs to get a life...

I read that you are a fan of the TV show "Trailer Park Boys". Is this true? I am a proud Canuck, and I think it is a super funny show. I just saw the feature length movie, and it was more fun than a cheese burger picnic! You should see it! Thanx for the blog, I enjoy reading it. C- (PS- "give me a smoke hairdo")

Watch out Charlene, that intial has a really bad reputation now...You may not want to be associated with it!!! haha You'll start getting hatemail meant for me!

AB DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
ab defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.
abra adabra.
some people drink Pepsi while other prefer Oke.
some men prefer Alifornia girls.
others get turned Anadians.

all of your c are ours.

Quick poll.. which is more redundant? The trolls themselves or those so inclined to tell them to:
A)Get a life
B)Grow up
C)fuck off

Dave

glad you had a killer gig / show !!!!!!!!

hope the plane flight was easy

welcome home to CA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Camp Freddy on Leno was outstanding---who filled in for you-----??????----i was wishing you were doing your "kick ass guitar" thing---

keep on rockin' !!!!!!!!!!!!

peace

allan

poll results are in;
A) Get a wife
B) Throw up
C) Jack off
Stop giving us reasons to exist, or use your scroller.
Whiners.

2 TK, thanx 4 being happy and + lately~ Dane C.-

Yeah. So anyway. Missed the show. Hopefully I'll make it next time. From what I heard, the whole day just rocked!!

glad that everything went well and that you all had a blast, wish I could have been there.

have a great flight home

Something tells me that the campaign of resentments all began with anomaly.

too effin funny, is Emily for real or is somebody steppin' up his game?

hey curious.....maybe if you dicksucker..darksider...mutherfuckers....would quit clogging up the blog with the same redundant immature piss-ant bullshit drivel....then maybe those of us who wish to play nice on DAVE'S PERSONAL SITE....wouldnt keep telling you to childish assholes to
A)Get a life
B)Grow up
C)fuck off
i think i see a pattern here.....
ignorant douchebags flaming on the blog = long time fan's/6767 family telling you to go fuck yourself and the horse you rode in on.....it's a simple solution....shut the fuck up....and we'll quit telling you to shut the fuck up...Capeche?
of course you don't or we wouldn't keep going thru this onna daily basis and dave would keep closing the blog because you fuckers don't know when to quit....people like you are the reason abortion was invented....too bad we can't do it after the fact!

To Sigmund Fraud or whomever you are,

I am neither serious nor high-strung. I do find Dave's lyrics introspective, insightful, and at times, inspiring - and enjoy discussing their meanings with other fans.

Emily

Tag UC13,

Dank, der mußte gesagt werden.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

Liebe Paschke

speak english fucknut!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

Hey UC13,

I *heart* you!

Love Paul

hey paul...go play in traffic

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

Hey UC13,

So angry... tsk, tsk!

WWDND?

Love Paul

who gives a fuck what dave would do?...you should be more concerned with what i would do....moron!

I KNEW I SHOULD'VE HAD AN ABORTION! YOU'RE SUCH A ROTTEN SON, EVEN I DON'T LOVE YOU. WHAT A WASTE OF A PERFECTLY GOOD FUCK YOU TURNED OUT TO BE PAUL

NO LOVE, MOM

Good little mini -tour:) Bet you will be glad to be home in your own little soup land. Just want to say thanx for the SRL on Sunday, even though I am sure you were not feeling the best. I loved the Crystal Method track among others. Luv when you talk to Riss. Sounds like the concert was more than you dreamed. Love AIC. All of us obviously wish we would have been there but, glad you had fun.

I have to put snuggles to you:) Thanx for all U are, luv ya, Db

Hey UC13,

On my list of things to worry about in life, you rank very near the bottom - just above aliens invading the planet and slightly below whether or not courduroy will ever come back in style.

Love Paul

It sounds like you guys had a great time Dave. I hope to catch TPC sometime in New England.

I *heart* you UC13, you feed us soooo well!
Mmmm Smurfberries!

I rove rots and rots of Smurfberries!

Jappy Pappy

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

(plugs ear) LALALALALALALALALALA

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

Isn't it funny that UC13 keeps putting up a pic that says I can't hear you, but he keeps responding? I think he must st-st-st-st-stutter!

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/8305/tickettb3.jpg

YEAH...IM GONNA STUTTER-SLAM A FUCKIN SMURFBERRY UP YOUR BITCH ASS! PAUL

UC sweetie, you're wasting you're time here. Come on over to the Asylum. Everyone's there now and no one is bothering us. Jezebel's just about to share with us her recipe for her special pumpkin felch cake.

Tra la la la la la
Sing a happy song
Tra la la la la la
Smurf the whole day long

Yeah go on sweetie, this blog are belong to us

Yeah, peebs! There is LOVE ♥ and kindness there!

I'm so happy!

Hey Danni,

You should go with UC13. Don't you have a recipe for felch cake as well?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felch

Love Paul

Rick....well, you know

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Bad grammar makes me (sic). anon.

"All Your Screen Names Are Belong To Us"
"Yeah go on sweetie, this blog are belong to us"

Why in the name of dog do you keep sticking "are" where it doesn't fuckin' belong?

You've been doing this for days ya dumb troll!

All Your Syntax Are Belong To Us

2 Grammer Police, u fuc*ing crack me up! haha. peace.

Troll - U R 2 dum to know that U R using bad grammar!

DAVE N 4EVER!

L8R!

PS - who iz Noam Chomsky?

Noam Chomsky my ass! bad grammar is quite simply a linguistic problem no matter how generative, transformational, context-free or universal you think those sentences are.
Grammatical principles underlying languages are innate and fixed and you're quite frankly breaking the rules so I have no other choice but to place you under arrest. Now hand over that keyboard before you hurt someone elses linguistic principles.

My good friend Noam Chomsky is the Institute Professor Emeritus of linguistics at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology which I'm sure did not bestow a degree on our dear resident troll.

"Language is a process of free creation; its laws and principles are fixed, but the manner in which the principles of generation are used is free and infinitely varied. Even the interpretation and use of words involves a process of free creation."

- Noam Chomsky

I loved the article Katy Koll wrote on you Dave in M&C. that came out interesting. I never followed JA when you were in it (sorry! everyone i knew loved you but not sure where my head was at) so i wondered about your thoughts and your feelings toward the JA songs.
i know you're heard this before but you are so articulate and engaging! i am looking forward to The Product.
love ya

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For We Are Legion

hahaha it doesn't change the fact that you are using bad grammar trolly, nothing creative there.
The technique you employ is not what is meant by that. Try this on for size...

"In any case the reality is that most native speakers would reject many sentences produced even by a phrase structure grammar. Consequently, the influence of generative grammar in empirical psycholinguistics has declined considerably."

Now hand over the fuckin' keyboard before I crawl through this screen and wrest it from your cramped fingers.

You had to go conjure up the Legion idiot didn't you. My esteem for you has plummetted greatly, in fact it's no longer existent. You were good for a laugh but whenever you drag him out you're simply annoying, like a pesky little fly, SQUASH!

MY NAME WAS hijacked at 7:52pm!!!! Sucks~~ clk

Don't for be making little babeey crying. That post was much smally compare with one that I could be making always. GODZILLA SIZE!

You go away now and make Kyle fingr homosex with yurself.

Legion, go right ahead...I dare you...the sooner you piss off Dave so he blocks your ass the better for all of us, so go ahead make it GODZILLA SIZE.
I'm waiting......your days are certainly numbered if you act like that but I'm willing to bet Dave gets the occasional laugh from some of the brighter trolls on here as well and that's why he leaves things as they are. You, on the other hand are a different story altogether...post on!

Grammar Police, the syntax has bugged me too since the troll starting his juvenile postings with that saying. I Googled it. All surprisingly, "Your Blogs Are Belong to Us" is the name of an actual, active blog. Someone online said they thought it was the most ironic title for a blog entry ever. UVS

And LOL, your first few entries above were from the Grammer Police. Can't be the Grammar Police if you can't spell!

MY NAME WAS hijacked at 8:10 pm!!!! Sucks~~TL

Sorry, *started, not starting

*shudders at the mistake*

Good evening Dave,

I just wanted to suggest some reading from my "Oprah Winfrey's Book Club". For you, my dear, and for all your fans/family/ass-lickers/cakebakers/bashers/dorksiders/haters/legion turds.
(everyone should buy them books! NOW! give ALL your money to Aunt Opie!)
http://primary.fis.edu/Specialists/library/Books/images/Trouble%20with%20Trolls_gif.jpg

Love,

Oprah

PS: When will you come on my show? I wanna do you SO BAD!

No Dave, come on my show. It is superior in every way and much more your style than Oprah's. You saw how good I was to T Lee, Lukas and Storm, right? I can the best sycophant ever.

I also think you are hot, but of course I prefer the ladies.

Call me!

Apparently I'm not as smart as I think I am.

I found the reference two lines in on Wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cultural_references_to_%22All_your_base_are_belong_to_us%22

That's how I roll...

Grammar,

Don't spank yourself, you are smarter than the average troll. Most of these cretins could benefit from a grammar lesson or two.

I had to look up the word felch. This blog/comments have widened my world in many ways...

Hey Aw/GP,

You could have just asked Peebs - she knows all about it.

Love Uncle Creepy

All your wilkapedia entries are belong to us

Yes UC, I saw her reference but I didn't want to trip into the chat with my dick in my hands. Wait, I don't have one (a dick - I have hands). If I had a dick, I could try felching. Guess I could always be the bottom.

Seeing as Creepy Uncle knows so much, I thought he would already know how to speak Engrish.
How many days did it take 'I can google too' to figure this out? And if you are so uninterested, why do you google too?
All your google are belong to us and
All your Creepy Uncles belong to us too

Love Creepy Uncle

Help, help, I can't get my lip off of the troll/smurf hook? They've got me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Love Creepy Uncle

"This blog/comments have widened my world in many ways..."

Me too!!! Teach on great witted one!

MY NAME WAS hijacked at 8:56 pm!!!! Sucks~~OW

I am sure there are many things I could teach you, grasshopper.

Open wide

Move along folks, nothing to see here... please watch your step and step around the troll shit in a neat, calm, and orderly fashion.

Aaahhhhh.......

The white zone is for the loading and unloading of trolls only. No parking in the white zone.

We are Legion


...for we are many.

i've got a load for you right here!

All Your Blogs Are Belong To Us?

All Of Them

..To Us.

I see the deep wisdom of your philosophy, master.

Oh sexy american grirfriend......

Grasshopper,

Eventually, all things merge into one.

Master Ika

THE LAST POST I MADE OTHER THAN THIS ONE WAS AT 623PM....ANYTHING SAID SINCE WAS NOT ME....PAULS HIJACKING NAMES AGAIN....AND WITH THAT IM OUTTIE
ANYTHING SAID AFTER THIS POST UNDER MY NAME IS NOT ME.

Confucious Smurf say, If Creepy Uncle did not continue to feed the trolls, they would not continue to feed from him

EXCEPT FOR THIS...

PAUL - I'M GONNA FIND YOU! AND WHEN I DO YOU CAN REST ASSURED THAT WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE!

Grasshopper

First lesson is to read this
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bite+me

YOU PONCHA ME IN DAE FACE!

that wasnt me (plugs ear) LALALALALALALALALA

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/misc%202/cant.jpg

Grasshopper, if you have blue gonads, you will be unable to use your aedeagus properly

But teacher, what does this mean:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bite+the+pillow

Can you demonstrate?

la la la la la!

Grasshopper, that is the position you should assume

And all the trolls should http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bite+me+bollix

You first! Just so you can show me exactly how it's done, Teach.

All Your Bollix Are Belong To Us!

Dave - It must be hard to wade through the mire of the coments section. Why not divide it into four seperate parts.

1- Interesting and supportive comments from genuine fans (shouldn't require much space).

2-Asskissing comments made by bored housewives who want to shag you.

3.-Attention seeking comments made by unhinged scial misfits.

4-Stupid comments made by Smurfs.

Of course some would fit into several categories, e.g, a comment made by a mentally unhinged smurf who wants to shag you would fit into 2,3 and 4, but overall, I feel this system could really help the current situation.

Many thanks for considering my ideas.

Que pasa

Gracias, nosotros todo necesarios oír eso.

zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz

Amor Raul

Okay, you know, I wasn't going to write in this comments section again. But you know what? I am. Becase you know what? Its ok to have a bit of fun, but its not O.k to not let anyone else get a word in. I *heart* this blog and you are not driving me away. So what if we want to talk about cakes and cats? At leas we don't take drugs like you do. At least we actually care about Dave, and respect him. You know he cares enough to open up his blog to anyone and you just abuse it. Oh, and I *heart* moonrider, and I'm not afraid to say it. At least I *hear* someone.

I *heart* you peebs.

I love you both...

jezzi(and Dave, too)

I *heart* You moonrider

Hey Peebs,

I *heart* you too!

Love Paul

I *heart* you Jezebel.

I *HEART* YOU PEEBS!
But I don't take drugs.
I'm high on the love of the 'family'

Que Pasa Jezebel

*corazón* i usted.

Amor Raul

You know what Paul?? Perhaps we should lower ourselves to your level. Perhaps we should start using profane and disgusting language.
See how you like it.

Go suck a dog turd Paul. Oh, yeah, and no-one *hearts* you on this blog, in fact no-one *hearts* you at all. No-one *hearts* your *humour*. You talk about turds because your personality is dog shit.

Tag PapaSmurf,

*Herz* I Sie.

Liebe Paschke

"At least I *hear* someone."

I *hear* voices too! The drugs help keep them away, but I'm so lonely without them. No wonder I'm such a troll *sobs*.

And we *hate* dogshit.

We *hate* dogshit.
We *hate* dogshit.
We *hate* dogshit.
We *hate* dogshit.

You're not even proper dogshit. Your that wormy runny kind.

Hey Peebs,

Funny, I actually don't recall posting any profanities on here. Let me check...

(scrolling)

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(scrolling... boy those AYBAB2U things are annoying huh?)

(scrolling)

Nope - no profanities posted today. You must be confusing me with that cretin UC13. He has anger issues you know...

BTW - it's ok if you don't *heart* me. My love is a true and virtuous love. One that does not rely on reciprocity, nor is it conditional. In fact, in the words of the great American songwriter William Joel,

"I love you just the way you are"

Don't go changing to try and please me.

Love Paul

D you ever think of the effect this might be having on Dave? He is a creative sensitive musician who has admitted to suicidal tendancies.
He works his ass off because he cares about you people, who he has NEVER lowered to respond to.

He has just gone through a broken relationship, his album got bad reviews, then he has to come home and read this shit (if he ever does.)

Be kind.

�ん��� Moonrider I 中心。 愛イカ

I *heart* you Paul, so that disproves the theory that no one here loves you.
BTW I only saw profanities from UC13 too.

If you go out and find a dogshit thats firm enough you might be able to stick it up your ass.

Moonrider, do you have problems with runny worm poo too? Do you use it for icing?

Peebs - enquiring minds need to know. How big are your areola?

Big enough Papa Smurf. I can smear dogshit on them if you really want me to.

BATEMAN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! Let's do lunch. La Luna on Tuesday?

PS - I just had my new business cards. I went with a 9 point Garamond on bone stock. What do you think?

Yum Yum.

Do they serve Dog Shit at La Luna?

UC 13 = Useless Cunt with thalidomide fingers

http://www.scripting.com/images/2001/10/10/samYourBase.jpg

Well, they serve a fantastic seared foie gras with currants that looks a bit like caca, but is actually out of this world

Oh, Dave, when I was advising you on how to organise your blog I missed out one important category.

FAILED COMEDY SCRIPT WRITERS.

They should slot into the "unhinged social misfits" section nicely.

Dave Navarro says.......

http://wheresdrew.com/hotlinkrefusal.html

Sounds splendid Paul! But lets make it a late lunch, and maybe afterwards we can go back to your place, have a few drinks.... you could show me your new cards. We'll make an evening of it.

As Blog Advisor outlined above, I am a proud #2 moving firmly into a #1.

I have been a Dave admirer for a while but am now a true Dave fan and discovered this site with the blog, comments, chat and the Asylum about six months ago. I have enjoyed reading posts by longtime fans like Peebs, Jezzi, Jen, Monstadrums, Rockmomm, etc. You have an interesting, supportive community. Don't let the trolls and smurfs spoil your communication with those you *heart*.

I am sure Dave appreciates his family here, from old fans to new.

Look... I actually have goosebumps just thinking about our date. Does this mean I'm gay?

(okee this is really me this time) I HEART PEEBS, SWEETMELIS, CHRISSY, JEN, JENN, MOONRIDER, AMBERSONIAN, BRATTY, SEASON, ETC...I EVEN HEART JEZZI AT LEAST EVERY OTHER DAY(anyone who knows our history knows that is HUGE!) IF I CAN BE CIVIL AND DECENT TO HER THEN THERE TRUELY IS HOPE FOR THIS BLOG...
PAUL SEZ IS THE PROBLEM HERE....HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 97% OF THE DISGUSTING BULLSHIT ON THIS BLOG...HE IS DOING ALL THE NAME-JACKING, ALL THE SMURFING, ALL THE LEGION BS, ALL THE UNFUNNY ALIAS'...AND ALL THE DISRUPTION OF OUR FORMERLY HAPPY LITTLE HOME HERE....I SUGGEST WE START A PETITION TO HUMBLY REQUEST OF DAVE TO BAN "PAUL SEZ FUCK YOU"S IP ADDRESS...MAYBE IF WE GET 500 SIGNATURES DAVE WILL HONOR OUR REQUEST....I KNOW ALL THE FAMILY DESPISE THIS CRETIN....COME ON 6767 FAMILY JOIN ME IN A POSITIVE EFFORT TO RECLAIM OUR BLOG. SIGN YOUR NAME/EMAIL ...COPY AND REPOST PLEASE....WHO'S WITH ME

1. UC13 ~ UncleCreepy42069@aol.com
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and so on

Hey Tustin,

*Snuggle*

Love Paul

Hey UC13,

Sounds good. Sign me up!

Love Paul

Its all dog shit.

Seems like you are part of the problem too UC. After all you are also very keen on abusing people. Practice what you preach...or is it only okay when you do it?

Hey...I wrote some of it.

Yeah...me too.

Hey Paul, I *heart* your drugs man! You got some good shit - fix me up big daddy!

Can we start a petition to ban boring asskissers?

I *heart* asskissers!

Can we start a petition to ban petitions?

Loved that you and yours rocked the house in Houston. Happy happy joy joy....!!!

Hey UC13,

I'll sign your petition. In reviewing today's posts I was sickened by what I saw on here.

I thought I was going to interact with some bonafide Dave Navarro fans. Instead I had to sift through 100+ comments of filth, hatred and other dreck.

Sign me up.

Emily Martinez / emartinez@csu.edu


PS - Also, I am actually working on my doctorial thesis in Anthropology here at Colorado State University. My thesis is on how the internet is shaping our culture. I couldn't help but notice your email address (UncleCreepy42069@aol.com).

One part of my thesis is how email addresses are like traditional surnames, in that they tell something about a persons family or heritage.

Anyway I wasn't so much interested in the UncleCreepy part as I was in the "42069" part. At first I thought that might be your birthday, but then I thought that was unlikely since that would make you 37, and that most 37 year old men would be married with kids and a job and not have the time to put in the board time that you do. Then I thought that a more likely scenario was that the "420" represented a marijuana reference (which is no big deal - I've gotten high before) and the "69" was a reference to mutual simultanious oral sex (which, given you obvious connection with the women on this blog, seemed plausable).

Of course, I could be way off base and its just the number that aol assigned you...

Anyway, I'm dying to know which one it is?

:::: Bowing Down :::::

We are in the presence of greatness.

emily you are very smart and astute in breaking down my email addy....yes it is a reference to smoking weed and oral sex....my usual handle is UncleCreepy13 or UC13 but for some reason aol wouldnt let me have my 13 so i added the other numbers having to do with my favorite pasttimes as a filler instead....

ON 2ND THOUGHT I'VE DECIDED TO MOVE THE PETITION TO THE MYSPACE BULLETIN BOARD BECAUSE MOST LIKELY IT WILL GET LOST OR TWISTED AROUND BY PAUL, HIS ALIAS', AND THE OTHER DARKSIDERS.....PAUL IS NOT ON MY FRIENDS LIST...THEREFORE WILL NOT AFFECT THE ACCURACY OF MY PETITION AGAINST HIM....MOST OF YOU ARE ALREADY ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND WILL RECEIVE THE BULLETIN/PETITION....IF YOU ARE NOT AND WOULD LIKE TO BE A PART OF THE CAMPAIGN TO BAN PAUL SEZ FUCK YOU'S IP ADDRESS FROM THIS BLOG SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST AND JOIN THE REVOLUTION TO RECLAIM OUR FAMILY BLOG
http://www.myspace.com/unclecreepy13

and for the record emily i am 34

and to fumble (who i suspect is another paul alias) yes i admit my participation in the problem...the difference is...i was attacking the asshole who is causing the blog disturbance....i was defending the honor of the 6767 ladies that are being verbally violated by this cretin...yes i stooped to his level by attacking him in a retalitory manner....and im sorry for adding to the problem....but at least i did it for the right reasons....there was a positive purpose behind my verbal assaults on paul.....there is no purpose or anything positive about one single word that he ruins this blog with