How does Jonesy do his radio show and still make the CF gigs ?
You guyz are Kings !!
JD

hey dave i hope your gonna stick around a little while.....i came over from the uk for this-if i could a picture would make my holliday!
lookin 4ward 2 it-cheers mate.
paul

There can only be one!

Extremely sketchy video Dave! :-) Have fun at the concert and in Miami. Hopefully you will be playing somewhere in the Northeast soon.
~katie

You can plainly see that dave was just giving him some twinkies because I'm sure you guys know that dave and dennis luves them some twinkies.

Stop being gay.

Why isn't everyone kissing my hairy ass like you should be? I've been trying to boost my ego today and all I get is crap!! I want to hear how you little girls want me. You know, details and descriptions. THE JUICY STUFF. I would also like a Twinkie!!

love,
Dave Navarro

I'm sure Dennis just wanted a glow stick. :o}
I bet they where exchanging numbers so they can share Carmen stories..

One should not be reaching for compliments...Believe me they will come...

You were sober and married her?
And stayed for how long?
Can you give me the number for that drag queen you were pictured with?

Attention all members of the 6767 family. As of now I am renaming my new band to "The Twinkie Channel." As weel os changing the name and lyrics of our first single from teahouse of the spirits to twinkies of the spirits. Because I luves me some twinkies!

funny stuff! feel free to stop by after your gig, I'm not that far away give me a call and i'll give you directions!!! lol

Absolutely looks like you two are caught in the act.....of exchanging phone numbers. That’s because we all know that you just lost all those numbers in your cell. Makes perfect sense!

Rodman: yo Man, word is on the street you’ve got OLDSCHOOL’S phone number
Dave: Umm, I don’t know what you’re talking about
Rodman: cmon Man, it’s pretty common knowledge
Dave: But dude, he’ll get pissed…
Rodman: I swear I won’t give you up, I’ve GOT to reach him
Dave: Fine, but if you tell him…step back here first cause I don’t even want to be RUMORED to be giving it out!

Or something like that…

ur asking rodman where he buys his highheeled shoes. i have no idea.

I think this is what really went down w/ Dennis and Dave:

Dave: Come on over here Dennis, I'll share this twinkie wit ya. We can suck creme together it's the latest craze man.

Dennis: Alright you crazy ass cracker but your not going to like it when I's put my ding dong in your ass.

dave, surrounded by girls again last night.

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I like the cat scarf.

Hi Dave... Hi everyone...Hope u all have a great weekend! That video is hysterical! It definately looked shady! And if you guys are gonna suck the cream out of a twinkie....can I watch?? THAT'S HOT!

Tracy

Hey Dave. :-) Glad you're having fun. Why is the thought of you, Todd and your posse rolling together in Miami vaguely scary? *suppresses visions of 'Boys Gone Wild' videos surfacing in the Miami area* ;-) It sounds like you might need your 'wingman' along on this trip. LOL *heh* You do look tiny next to Rodman. (But, then, I'm 5'3". I'd need a stepladder to talk to that guy. LOL) Can't wait to hear your new picks for Indie bands. And your homies kHz are doing excellently well on the Octane charts--number five and heading higher. :-) Have a great weekend, man. Peace, peeps.

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From that day forth, Paul Sez was known as the guy “who gave Papa Smurf a rim job”.

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as of 2:06 afternoon in west coast usa

have a great show with freddy

thoughts of a safe journey to and fro re Miami
thanks for the Music

peace
to all of you

Allan

http://www.removed.us/pics/etc/tubgirl.jpg

Kyleing wasn't good enough for Nunzilla, so she took it one step further.

"The Nunny"

All your insults are belong to us

I like you spanish grammer, you nut....have a good day boss...

http://www.independentmusicsource.com/twinkies.jpg

This photo was taken after the Dave and Rodman stepped out of view. The proof is in the creamy filling.

Ok, sorry 4 this guys but I gotta...... All your insults are belong to us

Posted by: Men In Black (Men) at October 20, 2006 02:19 PM
****!! all your posts ARE fuc*ing retarded!!********

Posted by: Carly at October 20, 2006 02:42 PM

****!! all your posts ARE fuc*ing retarded!!********

It's ok Carly - you can say *fucking* on here.


...we all think you're a slut anyway.

Hahah! You can't get that song out of your head, can you?

You're going to Miami! Bienvenido a Miami!

All your posts ARE fucking retarded!
AND you're a moron,
AND a complete waste of a human being.

Get a life of your own and stop being a parasite on everyone else's.

Since my divorce, I have found twinkies to be a great comfort.

This delicious household snack has acted as substitute for my ex husband in more ways than one.

And they taste better.

Twinkie Kisses. X-X-X

Get a life of your own and stop being a parasite on everyone else's.

Gee...let me think on that for a second - No!

Carly - sounds like you need some *twinkies.* also.

Or, are you holding out for one of the glowsticks?

If you regard living in hope of sucking Dave Navarro's *twinkie* as a life I suggest you do some more Bible reading Carly.

Susan,

Have we worked together before? On a movie perhaps?

So you think I am a slut? And that is a put down cuz why? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Love your site, Dave!!!!

(ok, so I am like so not a slut but I wonder if sluts are generally pretty happy ppl? just a thought......peace.)

Dave, regarding kissing your hairy ass....I think after squeezing it a bit, softly you know, I'd run my tongue over it, nibble it, lick it..tug gently on those hairs with my teeth as my hands massaged your hard, muscled thighs, scratching them a just a bit to hard..I like to see the red lines, I like to like them and watch you shiver ...'cause I want you baby, need you..sooooo very badly....

PS. oh and ah Susan, to answer your question, no I have no plans on sucking Dave's tweenkie, or whatever u are calling it. I came here cuz I found his mind so interesting. sorry 2 spoil your fantasy.

ENOUGH! back 2 work.

Aww...I love CC! Bret Michaels is a friend of my sisters, and everytime we've hung out w/ him CC's been a total sweetheart. Saw him on Sureal Life...I wonder if he's still sober?

Have a great show...can't wait to see pics and hear all about it. Happy weekend everyone. :)

Love, Amber

PS. Wish me luck people...I've got a huuuuge midterm in history in about 3 1/2 hrs! :/

I will admit to featuring in a few "informative" films in my youth about the natural god given beauty of love. I'm not so good at remembering names though....more "dimensions."

If anyone is wondering whether sluts are happy people why not ask the biggest slut on this site - Dave Navarro.

He seems very happy. Oh, and yes, men are born sluts. God made 'em that way and they are perfect. Dave just gets to play at it more! And he gets better looking one's, not all are gold diggers. (example, C.Electra)

Carly...

Yes, you're a slut.

Yes, that is a put down (because most girls that do DP, animal and A2M 1) are getting paid to do it, and 2) usually do it in a house somewhere in the San Fernando Valley. I'm envisioning you doing it in the back of a Pontiac Grand Am behind some pithole bar on the outskirts of town)

Clear?

Good luck with your midterm Amber.
You're not happy enough to be a slut Carly, stop worrying.
Susan, you're dammed to hell for your past movie roles and no amount of bible studies can save you.
On behalf of everyone, get off your dictatorial throne.

Lots of my slut friends are quite sad and miserable. Drop dead asshole.

I am the voice of the people

someone is highjacking names and sites and shit over at billymorrison.net. just know that.

I'm a slut myself and perfectly happy, no sad and miserable here. It doesn't just work well for guys you know, you just have to think like one.

If I get through a lot of twinkie bars does that make me a slut?

Depends what you're thinking about at the time Susan.

I think so Susan.
BTW I saw your cakes on your myspace, why don't you try your hand at homemade twinklies.

ooops! that should read twinkies, not 'twinklies'.
Actually 'twinklies' could be twinkies with sparkles on top LOL.

I have been a call girl and a dancer and a professional girlfriend and an office worker and guess what? I was a lot happier when I got paid for it, and not paid for being in an office. I put that on my family. Slutdom is not over-rated.

Today's household tips - uses for twinkies.

1 - Mobile phone.
2 - Doorstopper.
3 - Calculator.
4 - Sex toy.
4 - Dummy for whining members of the family.

why the fuck are you losers clogging up the blog space
this is why i dont go on the panic channel asylum site because its just a bunch of wierdos sitting in front of their computor all day
not what i call die hard fans

ps. - ur a twinkie

Amen! 2 u callyj!!!! :)

Actually - I'm a *twinkle*.

Not a *twinkie*.

Get it right.

CallyJ, you're absolutley right! This has been going on now for two months. These tossers seem to be getting their rocks off fucking up this site.

Peebs and I have created our own site, http://www.verbalrubble.com. Email me and I'll give you the password to log on.

dude you are so full of shit! 5'9" my ass!
why are you lying like this?
i am 5'9" and i TOWER over you.
you are fuckin' 5'5" at best son!
you're a mexican dwarf!

hey dave, whilst you're in Florida if you're anywhere near Boca, you should check out my friends bar band formerly known as HUGH JORGAN'S. look at their menu www.funkeynutz.com/MENU.htm
they even have a drink called DEEZ NUTZ SATIN BOXERS! if that doesnt get your attn. i don't know what will. have a good time down there. don't get laid too much, you know there is some indonesian junk that's going around. peace man

THIS IS THE REAL LISA AND I DID NOT WRITE THAT POST AS YLAIS. ALL EMAILS I GET GO STRAIGHT TO SPAM.

Lisa
xxxx

Dave's totals are

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Dave
Just a quick question, Did you get c & s through a 12 program and if so, how long have you been? I have been 2 1/2 years and it's the best thing that has happened to me, although probably the most difficult.

Leigh

New totals are

#3 YLAIS CRAZY
Votes: 4487

#8 YLAIS SLUT
Votes: 5872

yeah the video is definitely pretty amusing! Happy weekend, guys. I need a damn vacation.

Hey Dave,

Can't believe that video from TMZ is actually considered news. LOL. Looks like you're giving him a cig. If not, who really gives a fuck?!

The Rossi Posse is voting like mad for you as #1 blog.

I think its time you found youself a nice, classy gal. Of course, she has to be beautiful. To be seen on your arm, that's a given. But enough of these skanks. You can do WAY better.

Ciao, sexy!

Beth

maybe its a nice classy guy he needs on his arm. I'll volunteer.

After watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG7Bm_dbWEY I've realised Dave, I'm way too vanilla for your tastes. *sigh*

for the sake of watching "Roseanne'

cross your fingers, let's look at bagels.
ok, ok...we're all going to the moon now.
let's have another drink.

Hello to all. I am new here. Looks like a pretty cool place from the entries I'm reading here. Although some do seem a bit odd....
Nice to meet everyone!

Jennifer Jennifer welcome to Knot's Landing. We trust your stay will be a pleasant one. For your convenience, there are 4 emergency exits located at either corner. Please use the trash receptacles to dispose of your refuse. Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times.

Now everybody forms a conga line.

Sometimes it makes me sad though, Dave being gone.
I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged.
Their feathers are just too bright.
And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice.
But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty now they are gone.

I guess I just miss my friend.

the conga line swerves back around. now we break. ok, ok...
Dave hands Rodman bag of chips and some dip.
Everybody electric slide. now do the achy breaky.

Let's jam to Dexy's Midnight Runners....

Does anyone have any Cheetos?

My mom is hungry. She's been dieting.

Welcome to Knot's Landing indeed! That was some of my best work.

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Hey Sean,

Do you have a myspace?

Red,
I have a friend I miss too.
I'm tired of dealing with it. I've taken up drinking as a hobby as a result.

Yolster,

Watch out for those Boaters Against Drunk Driving - they are pretty serious!

Friends don't let friends boat drunk.

what the hell is trapeze artist babbling about? For the love of god, put down the pipe already.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Tom

cheers to Frank and Tom
next round's on me, guys.

#Best Treatment For Thrush - votes so far.

Strawberry Yoghurt - 65

Peachy Dream Yoghurt -78

Ylais Yoghurt - 4

Dear Yolster.

I am so sorry to hear about your loss.

I find bible studies and making cakes that look like a penis very therapeutic.

Also Twinkies.

He, he, he

He said penis. That was cool.

sorry I said penis. I meant to say cock.

susan,
this jackass didn't die. he's just an ass

drink up!!!

Yolster,

They are all asses. Some take longer to reveal themselves, but it inevitably happens.

Men are the enemy. Although, I love the enemy. Especially hot ones.

I am lifting one to you. Cheers

Thanks. I know they're not worth it. This dickhead especially.
For sure they're the enemy! All the same.
cheers!

My nomination for indie artist for the month.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykm-IrVhDKQ&mode=related&search=

some songs about break ups.

Walk On By -By Dionne Warwick
Stupid Thing -By Aimee Mann
Don't Know What to Do with Myself -By Dusty Springfield.

My Ex is a Dick Ruled Fuckwit Loser and His New Girlfriend is a Filthy Skank Ho - by me.

Yolster - wat you doin girl?

You should be dressed up and out partying.

The best way to get over 'em is under 'em.

Ylais totals

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VOTES: 345

#2 ROTTEN TEETH
VOTES: 223

#7 GENITAL SORES
VOTES: 89

Allen

The Ylais jokes are getting tired and boring and verge on serious harrassment.

If all you can come up with humour wise is crude and cruel insults thrown at people who come here for fun/interest/relaxation then you really don't have much going for you.

You are really only making yourselves look pathetic.

And I speak as a troll.

you give trolls a bad name!!!hahahahaha
love,
jezzi(channeling Bon Jovi on a Saturday morning!)

Ylais - I hope you don't let all this get to you.

Nobody deserves this, and if it was happening to me I would be really upset.

The sad thing is these people are probably *mature* adults.

It's one thing having a joke - this is a different level.

yeah, I'm only half troll.

i wanna see ZAYRA and/or STORM as vixens!!