Wow...I may be first for once...maybe????

Anyways...Dave
Caught you on Tom Green last night...it was awesome...I have been checking his show out when I get the chance ever since you told the 6767 family about it!!!
Very very cool set up he has!!!

Hope you have a fabulous weekend!!!

NICE.. let the games begin Dave, Goodluck in the trenches! We will be listening as it all goes down.

hey baby! welcome back! have a good weekend.

Dave everything you say is so adorable!!

i watched toms show last nite,,,and there were a lot of shit that ALMOST definatly happened,but it would have been nice to see tom live it up a litte: hes on his own internet tv! he has the chance to be the next howard stern, but he seemed a little rude to the callers. well u were dashing as ususal and i was dissapointed with the outcome of your unzipping yer pants thingy...
but overall, pretty entertaining!

much luv
<3

I wish we all were able to start taking it back - go Tom | Dave!

That's fucking awesome!
There's already an army that has your back!

http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=SRH&logsrch=1&sfld=&nbc1=1

You're so DREAMY!!!

can't wait for another CFR with the O.G.s!!
love,
jezzi(resisting temptation to correct appositive errors)

Pretty sassy photo, Dave.
So, did you get a spanking?
(if so, I bet they never wash that hand again)

Ha HA!!! Dave, you are a media whore who's one of us. You are indeed the man, sir. I admit I had my doubts through the whole Carmen and Rockstar thing, but you have proven your integrity again and again. Much respect.

Dave!

Awesome to hear from u again.

Good on ya mate for giving the scapmags what they dish out!

Nice pics of you at the opening.

Can't wait for more new things, including more CFR tomorrow night!

We miss ya in T.O .... come back soon!!!

;)

holy crap is Tom Green clueless or what?

Could he have let you finish a point?

that's fucking hilarious, I'm looking forward to it!

have a great weekend

You just keep your cool mister, and hang in there..

Hey Dave,

My cousin Petey parked your Benzo when you valet it for Area. He said you rolled without tipping him, ya cheap bastard!

Love Paul

Freund suggests I talk with Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee, who appears on the show as a judge. She tells us that Lee recently wore one of Sebelia's blazers to the Kentucky Derby, and it proved a big hit. Waiting on the soundstage, we watch as Navarro and his fellow "Supernova" judges rehearse their lines for the upcoming taping. A rotund and bald fiftysomething stand-in gyrates around the stage and lip-syncs to a Nirvana song that will later be performed by an actual contestant. When the song ends, the judges deliver their scripted comments on the yet-to-occur performance. During a short break, we manage to catch Lee and ask about the jacket. He listens, then nods enthusiastically and says something completely indecipherable that sounds like, "Yeahyeah, itwaztotally[expletive]raddude." Sebelia and I exchange a look and ask if we should wait for a better quote. Everyone just shrugs.

Scripted whats up with that???

WAY TO GO DAVE!!

The show was fan-fuckin-tastic.

I loved your take on POP culture and what songs are made for who and when and how. This is a fucking totally true analogy and I HATE that the "man" controls our fucking music. Or at least he tries. It is all about people like you and a lot of us here at 6767, that keep trying to break down the fucking barriers of huge media conglomerates and get the fucking work out! Hats off to you and Tom for KEEPING IT REAL!

You know I try to imagine what it would be like to be "famous", and having people care about what I do and say and who I fuck. I think you are a totally rad dude, with lots of great talents. But when it comes down to it, there are many people that do interesting things that deserve some fucking attention.

I am not sure if you follow me. It’s just a pet peeve.

I remember very clearly when Princess Dianna died; it was fucking tragic, so brutal. I actually wrote some poetry around the issue. One of the things that killed me was the media just pulling the sympathy for the kids, which don't get me wrong it is awful!! I just can’t help and think how many moms’ die and leave their kids either due to war, poverty or abuse. Those kids have NOTHING! No one writes about them.

Please don’t get me wrong, I just wish people would value themselves and their brothers and sisters as much as they value a "famous" person.

That’s ALL! I am dying for some SRL, looking forward to CFR tomorrow.

A- lil-dani-rant.

*HIGH FIVE* for turning the tables. Have a great weekend!!
~Bonita

Dave, ive been listening to your record "ONE" for about a month and a half now . what a bad ass album !!!

That Tom Green show was cool last night. That set up you describe sounds awesome. I wish I could do something like that, of course no one would watch my internet tv show..haha so that would be a sure waste.
Are you two going to be for sure doing more stuff together now? I think it would be kinda cool.

Hey Danicaca,

Famous people have more money, and thus buy more things, and are thus are keeping the economy afloat.

Poor people just suck up resources and collect welfare.

In fact the only reason you have electricity is because the power companies make so much money off Dave and his blowdrier.

Stop being an ungrateful bitch and start kissing some ass.

Love Paul

Paul

IGNORANCE IS THE ENEMY.

Dearest Dave,

I can't wait to hear CFR on Saturday. OK, I'll have to catch it as a podcast, but I know I can count on you.

Hiya 6767 family!
Nic

I’m glad the Tom Green show will be repeated...hopefully your appearance will show up in his "on demand" section!

Glad you were nice to that freelancer and I’m looking forward to hearing what she has to say on CFR! Could prove to be a great insight…then again, maybe not. Wouldn't mind a podcast so I can hear that shit from work! ...I’m just saying!...

I hope you all have a great weekend. Only 10 minutes till the weekend begins. Have fun kiddies and be safe.

Love, Amber

PS. Dave - Why no Fall Club Tour w/ TPC? That is super disappointing. :(

Hey Danicaca,

Iraq is the enemy.

Them and Canada...

Love Paul

Love Paul

I am sorry you feel that way.

danicaca fer evah

Dave I could see you were having a ball last night with that medium BUT it seems your vision of unregulated TV and Tom's might be a little different. I wonder what his reaction would have been had you pulled out deez nuts.
But having a TV studio in your livingroom? Isn't that just a little "Rupert Pupkin"ish? I expected Tom to yell out "Maaaaaaaaaaa I'm doin a show here" any minute!
But it's all good.
Actually you should have thanked that freelance L&S reporter. The "Latin sex machine" line they printed the other day about you is still a classic! I think you need business cards "Dave Navarro-Guitarist extraordinaire , TV personality and Latin Sex Machine"!

Hey Sexxy,

Awesome show last night. I can't wait the "SPREAD ENTERTAINMENT" comes to full fruition. Maybe then we can see Mr. Majestic with out interuption. Speaking of which, don't forget about the web cam for CFR tomorrow.

Ciao Bella

Hello Dave!

So glad you have posted again!

Missed Tom Green - I was at a benefit to raise money for the Special Olympics, but I will definitely got to his site and check it out. Hope I can hear you CFR tomorrow night.

But Dave, if you build your own studio in your house, you won't need to leave.... then you won't get the press out after you....

Always,
me

Nice pic for L&S... lol...

Headline:
"Dave and his 3 ladies = menage a quad!!!

Just purchased Dave's book. Have read a quarter of the text and found myself so moved, so angry and so back in the day of friends pulling the addiction stuff. I had to do something I never do - I went to areas of the last chapter where things are turning around. I am so intrigued by this person named Dave Navarro and if you have not read this book - it hurts in the beginning chapters. Caught you on T.G. show and feel the same as some of the postings. Tom is somewhat on a different playing field with the show/interviews....my brain cells were crashing at Tom's movements during conversations and questions from the viewers. Does Tom Green have ADHD? Anyway Dave - glad you got your cyber TV feet wet - wade no further but jump right in and take it up a notch or two.

fuck the tabloids...

you are oceansize dave.

bring panic channel to boston man.

Give 'em hell, Dave. One thing about my NOT being in the entertainment industry, I've always had the freedom to say eat me and not worry about it. And that's actually devilishly fun in this town. Have fun with it!

Love always,
VioletWordsmith

Saw Tom Green, looked like alot of fun, it will be nice to see you on in the future, as you and Tom develop an aquaitance and have more of a sense of each other. The style difference was very evident, yet awfully entertaining. My daughter actually sat memerized for a good 10 minutes, and that NEVER happens!!! It is probably a good thing that you met someone kinda cool from L&S, goes to show that some are really just trying to make a living, not trying to cause stress in your life!

Dave,
So much of what you say, and your actions, speaks to a high level of narcissism. Have you considered addressing this? Addressing this issue may help you in more ways than you would like to admit. Personally and professionally. Please consider it. Thanks.

Hey Dave. :-) Looks like the gals are taking good care of you in that photo. LOL Your Tom Green appearance was dope, bro. You two were frickin’ hilarious together. LOL I held it together until you started doing ‘duets’ with Tom playing “G� and then you doing a virtuoso killer guitar riff, then I broke up. LOL And I was laughing when you dropped your voice an octave and went into ‘hey, Baby’ playful mode. *heh* I don’t think Tom has quite the edge that you do, though. ;-) Can’t shake those Canadian roots, I guess. :-) Bless you for trying to have a serious conversation on his show, too—you did your best to persevere, but Tom wasn’t catching the vibe. LOL Grats to your friend on his new venture. Oh, that should be an *interesting* CFR broadcast. *mua ha ha ha haaa* LOL Hey, if you need a Viking lass and a longboat full of Barbarians named Dave (don’t ask me why, that’s just a very popular name amongst the local Barbarian tribes LOL ;-P), let me know. We’re not on call for Spring raids, at the moment, and no one’s seriously trying to lay siege to the mead Hall, so we’re available for select engagements. ;-P I’m sure you and Billy can handle a few scattered bottom feeders, but it never hurts to have professional backup on call. ;-P

Thats hilarious - wish the press were after me so I could do stuff like that toO! But its great that she ended up being a nice girl.

PS. Dave - Why no Fall Club Tour w/ TPC? That is super disappointing. :(
Posted by: Ambersonian at September 29, 2006 04:58 PM

hey amber, dave didn't say there won't be, *edit* i guess steve did though! " A:
2. Thank you, we appreciate that. At the moment, it doesn't look like we'll be doing a headlining tour in the Fall. We'll be back on the road in mid-January for the RS Supernova tour."

damn, that is disappointing. honestly after last night i kind of figured. but i believe it is because they have been so busy so long..i mean just take a step back and go through everything that has happened since the tour started..all the happiness and the not so happy moments. then from the tour straight to SN. now a couple of months off and they tour with SN. and as much as i want to see them in a small, intimate venue, i think the tour will be good for them. good publicity, good sales, good money. out boys derseve all that!

i think they will tour again as headliners..we just have to be patient for it. and for a certain man that called me baby..i will be patient forever! hang in there amber!

Dave Watching Rushmore...Cant wait to catch the podcast of Camp Freddy and your Tom Green appearance. Thanks for being so accessible and bringing so much fun to it all. LUV AND Peace

Dave. The show with Tom was just Mahvelous darling. Watch out for Tom, his guitar talent is truly astounding! You should definitely work a project together. Really hope to see you on Tom's channel again, even if the wardrobe isn't the same as SRL.

the show with tom was amazing. wish i could have stayed awake...I hate being on the east coast sometimes. You truly speak intellegence and that stuff you said about how shit is crammed down people's throats because it will "sell" is so true and I find it sick. People like you and Tom totally rock because youre al about freedom of speech and being yourselves. BRING IT BACK BABY!!! I'm backin you 500% on this cause. Luv ya!

hi dave,
i always look forward to hearing or seeing you, thanks for including us a little in your life! you're a super intelligent guy and i love to hear you play: anywhere, anytime.

and moonrider: wow, dave sounded happy to hear from you! hi to everyone in navarro land.
i hope to visit some of the clubs you've been mentioning here.

"So much of what you say, and your actions, speaks to a high level of narcissism. Have you considered addressing this? Addressing this issue may help you in more ways than you would like to admit. Personally and professionally. Please consider it. Thanks. "

Dear Dr. Shevis:

Dave will be the first to admit he is a narcisit. he needs no help. Thank you, he and we love him just the way he is!!!He's a vain mutha fucka and that's alright with me. Damn, can you blame him?!?!?

Dave welcome back. You were sorely missed!!!
Have a great weekend!
Sweets!

If I was you I would have so much fun with those press dickheads. Just talk a load of shit, go out in ridiculous outfits, hold hands with the wierdest people, act bizarrely, let them publicise it all.

Yes I know you already do that stuff but do it more extremely!! It would be so much fun!!

Hey Dave!
It's always fun to see/hear you on any media. Loved watching you on TG last night! I LOVE what Tom Green is doing with the internet. I'm glad he's got a fan base b/c I strongly believe in his vision.....but HONESTLY, when I'm watching him I feel like I'm babysitting someone else's kid.
Any time YOU are a guest, though, I'M THERE!
Have a great weekend.
-Kim

Try doing some scottish country dancing dressed as a watermelon at the latest cool hang out, and claim you are dating Elizabeth Taylor. That should get them talking. Or phoning psychiactric services.

Wow Dave too funny. I was just telling someone today that you know who I am, but since I'm not young, big busted and blond, you don't respond to me. Now here is the photo proving my point, do I know you or what?

Dave, is is true?? Are we dating??

Hands off Elizabeth, he is all mine.

c' mon you have to know why the tabloids follow you 'round, cause you are gorgoius and you don't even look real. i bet when you go home and stare in the mirror and say " God i can't even look at myself, cause i'm so beautiful." ( HA i'm just kiddin). another thing, who cares about the cameras, you know you're way better than them, they just want "money". they could careless about anyone's feelings. just go on with you're life of being an incredible rockstar. luv ya much, have a great weekend dave.

You can have him guys, I need a rest.

O.K paris, but I'll be back.

pleasure, I am a biggest DAVE NAVARRO FAN and liveing in kanagawa and also Chiba. I want to see The Panic in Japan someday. I am not undrstanding al the words, but they make msot hard music of al bands! I have checking out his myspaces to addme as frend.

ROCK AND REGGAE

Good to see you having fun Dave. When you talk to the L&S reporter, and I'm using that term loosely, make sure to ask her what happened to the "Two Source Rule" in journalism. It seems to have disapeared lately.

Dave, just curious, was it buy one get two free, or buy two get one free?

Yeah, NoedgefaNucks. Even Alanis Morrisette started on a kiddie show, and u outta know was written with NO 1 in mind, lame. Dave Fuckn RoXxx. pEAce!

Hey Linda from SD, how are you? I hope things are ging better, I know you've been dealing with some shit and I just wanted to know I'm sending you all the good energy I've got!!
take care,
Melissa

So u got Japanese dign u? rock n roll, dave, u made it! fuck yes. panic c rulez!

Hello there Dave,
Well I just got to say, I am finding that you are my favourite website! Yes, it's true!
You are not only a heart throb, but, you are so interesting, talentend. Man, alive - like my father always, said, you sure take people to the blackboard! Anyhow, hopefully, one day, I can see you play ! I sure wish you could have another show coming up dude! p.s. Did you know that 40 year something women find you totally amazing?

Hello Dave - awesome you were on Tom Green even though I can't stand him. I think he's very interesting but man is he irritating. Couldn't watch the whole thing - kept waiting for some relevant commentary on life that never came.

Thanks for keeping us updated and good luck with the L & S woman you tried to incinerate with your attitude. Props for telling her what you think of L & S and what they do. Pans for judging her by her affiliation. I know you'll find the good in her. Can't wait to listen to the call.

women of seventy four also find you amazing David.

Mmm, mmm, mmm! That is one sexy picture. I shall add it to my Dave collection! That makes four total! I'm getting up there. You and Kiko (sp? your little dog) is still one of my favorites. I know you really wanted to know that.

*Just here for your ass*

Hey 67's, out & about & just wanted 2 throw u some Friday <3 . See u at 12 and 6 Indie bells manana! clk

Dave, Dave, Dave,
Get a new friend! Tom Green is the most boring assed dick on the planet!

sounded like you had a good time tho dave

hey dave and family, my new band website is up, please check it out, download our demos, pics etc, www.sleepchapter.co.za

kyle

dont do anything i wouldnt do, and if you do then name it after me!

Hey Kyle,

You said..

"dont do anything i wouldnt do, and if you do then name it after me!"

I'm a filthy bugger and to be honest, I've pretty much done it all. I suppose there is one thing I've never done - given myself a dirty sanchez!

So henceforth anytime some sicko beats off, sticks his finger up his ass and then smears the poopie underneath his nose, it shall be called "The Kyle"

Way to go champ!

(Be sure and call your mom and tell her the good news)

Love Paul

YEAH open that can of whoop ass on them.
YOU ROCK!

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Fucking Tom hanging up on everyone. What a douchebag. He has that 'I'm a celebrity, I can treat you like shit' attitude.

Dave, I hope you stick just SRL. No collaborations with Tom. Nope.

Okay, one more post from me. That ending was fucking POSH!

Hey Blabbermouth,

Awesome - thanks for the heads up! I for sure don't want to get the boot from Blabbermouth, lest I miss any of your guys fantastic news stories, such as

- Axl Rose Spotted with Mysterious Woman

- Powerquest New Album Title Revealed

- Alice in Chains Guitarist Changes His Strings

- Lacuna Coil Singer Takes a Crap

- Dimebag Darryl Still Dead

etc...

When you get done "Kyle-ing" yourself, you ought to run down to your local police station and see if they are hiring.

...and be sure to wipe the shit off your nose first.

Love Paul

Hey Kyle,

Check it, I just used your signature move in a sentence. Tell all your friends.

Love Paul

Yoohoo! Who's Kyle? I'm getting a bit senile.

Well its past my bedtime. Time for a nice cup of cocoa.

Dave - would you like me to wear my mauve or midnight blue negligee?

IGNORE!!

Yoohoo youngsters!! I've just realised who Kyle is. Sounds like a lovely young man, shall be checking out his website in the morning. Now Kyle, I hope you take no no notice of those badly brought up young hooligans who keep vandalising this blog. Then they'll soon go away.

Now, where did I put my mug of cocoa? Aahh there it is on top of the cat.

Hey Dave, from the Tom Green thing, does it make you want to sort out a better version of 6767 TV? in the way that SRL has been elevated?

Just wanted to say thought the Tom Green thing was hilarious. I'm not a fan of his but there were parts that were pure gold. I hope to see more work from the two of you. That could be interesting.

Oh and when the tour starts any chance of you ripping it up on an old Ibanez or Les?

Give 'em hell, Dave! I can't wait to hear the phone call to the interviewer!

"Fucking Tom hanging up on everyone. What a douchebag. He has that 'I'm a celebrity, I can treat you like shit' attitude'.... "
Posted by: Jenn at September 30, 2006 01:24 AM

I think Tom had less of the 'I'm a celeb' attitude and more of the 'Let's have some real questions' attitude. He was hanging up on people searching for someone who had a real & intelligent question!

Great show on Tom Green. I loved it any chance to see you is great. Looking forward to the next CFR and if you need someone to come and give you a massage on air just fly me out there I would be happy to do that and anything else.....

Much Love
Amanda

Dave, it's likely you slipped in there cos you're such a sexy cute Rockstar too - aint just the high profile marriage / MTV / RS shows - honey, you're really marketable. People love to know whatchya upto and can't be arsed to check it out for themselves, some folk even believe what they read in the tabloids. Bet reporters don't come across intelligent articulate guys like you in the mix that often, going to be wicked fun listening to CFR. Has she got any morals or don't she care as long as she just sells her work to the highest bidder? I'm a media slut too :) but nuffin tabloid. As for the freedom of expression and uncensored stuff - the right to be yourself - shame that adorable principle also applies to the bullshit so many fuckwits have posted on here. Esp on last post. There are some sweet advantages to the carving knife of censor. Have a hot weekend, Silky kisses.x.x.x

spread some love people. lookin forward to cfr 2AM UK TIME! www.indie103.com

C, thinking about it, that's true... BUT unlike Dave, it seems to me that he has to have a phone call that is already good. Whereas, I think Dave can make a good call out of just about any call.

I think they both seemed to have A.D.H.D. You can almost see the brain cells in Tom's head jumping around trying to figure out what to do next. And dave seemed a little hyper himself. He couldn't sit still! Then again, does he really ever? Could it be that Gemini in him? Being a Gemini, I think I'm the same way.

As for Tom, he just always has that goofy, hyper look on his face. He's cool and I used to like to watch his show, The Tom Green Show all the time. For some reason he was just a bit annoying for me. Maybe it's 'cause I watched when I haven't slept.

Jenn it's definitely the gemini!
Your a gemini, I'm a gemini and Dave's a gemini. get us all together in a room and you get 6+ people!

Have a great Saturday!

Hey Peebs,

I think if anyone got in the room with you it would feel like 6 people in there with your fat ass taking ups all the room.

Here's a tip - lay off the Dave Navarro screened cakes and eat a fucking carrot instead.

Love Paul

and here I said not to feed the trolls...

Dear Paul,
It must really suck to be you.

Love,
Peebs

hahhah...man, Peebs, if I were you and Kyle I would be so flattered..it's obvious the troll is masking his insatiable sexual attraction to you both,by researching everything he can about you, and then insulting you.....don't fight it, Paul...go with it!!

love,
jezzi(good morning Dave and family!)

Hey Jizz,

I'm not sure what you just said, but I think it had something to do with you and peebs being sexually attracted and wanting to us try out kyle-ing all together...?

If so, then sure - what the fuck, I'm always willing to get freaky (though I think Peebs is far too high strung to stick her finger up her ass paint on a sancho).

Love Paul

See, peebs, it IS Dustin!!
love,
jezzi(SCREECH!!)

Ah hahahahahaha!!!
Jezz-2
Paul-0

For those keeping troll score at home!

Hey Peebs,

Don't kid. Dustin Diamond has a big manly cock. I'd be flattered to compared to him. He's what you call a "white sex machine."

Hardly an insult.

Love Paul

hey Peebs,

I agree with Paul, who sounds like he has had intimate firsthand knowledge of the Screechy sex machine...

love,
jezzi(and it won't work for nobody but him...)

Hi Paul;
You're a witty little skank, aren't you?
You like verbally abusing women?
I have a nice shiney Les PAUL headstock that I'd like to insert about four inches into your waste-delivery-orifice.
Interested, homo-yo?

Your right Jezz.
That does sound like "first hand knowledge". But really Paul it is ok. We are all very accepting and non-judgemental here. Be who you are besides a troll.

Oh Dave! You made page Six. Again.
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/456962p-384589c.html
And they don't think you read the rag mags? Apparently THEY don't read your blog! ;-)

Hey Jizz,

Tell me who's not down with the Screech? He may be homeless, but homeboy has the moves and a massively big pecker to back it up.

Not like Dave, who has a little mouse cock. That's Carmen left you know. She wasn't getting the O. Yeah, Rodman is always going to be a hard act to follow, but what did Carmen do first thing after kicking Dave to the curb? That's right, she got her ass some mugambo stick...

Thanks for not comparing me to Dave!

Love Paul

C'mon Pole;
I've lubed it up and I'm waiting... I didn't clip the ends off the strings, to maximize your pleasure.

Hey Rick,

Well, well - look who chimed in!

I must confess, I've really enjoyed watching your transformation from Art Carcass to eunich over on the Asylum. You just tossed those balls in a jar, put on some sweatpants and pretty much offered up foot massages to everyone over there.

Good job Nancy.

Love Paul

Pole;
Maybe if I mention that I will give you a nice generous reach-around with these needle-nose pliers of mine...?
Why settle for cock when you can have headstock?

Just trying to get even more action, baby.
Why don't you sign up and wade in?
Probably that innate fear of all things female.

oh and also, Pawl;
Be it Art Carcass, Rick, or whatever,
there's more substance in one sentence than any of this ass-wipe skidmark infantile puke that you call humor.
Gotta go,
time to give foot massages.
Enjoy the rest of your sad, sad day.

CONFUSING! I was to thinking this was DAVE NAVAROO fans. you all type crzy homosex messaege!

DAVE4EVER!

yeah, that's what I figured... six minutes and nada... the carcass OWNS your ass!
Go play in a smaller toilet.

Hey Rick,

You've lost it man. You've totally lost all wit, menace and edge.

Let me know if you find your balls.

Love Paul

PS - thanks for the offer on the Les Paul. Since I only stick Gibson's up my ass, your Epiphone isn't all that exciting to me.

Pole Smoker;
Dude, ten minutes to bring THAT weak-ass tripe?
My balls are the universe, and you don't even get meteor status.
By the way, poser, Les Pauls are MADE by Gibson, so spread those cheeks and smile!

Ika, it is.
Just ignore the trolls. They 1: waste our time, Dave's time and Dave's bandwidth. 2: apparently have very small sad little lives. 3: They are so pathetic with their obvious cries for attention because they are so insignficant and insecure in "real" life they feel electronic bullying is a fucking hoot.

just....sad.

What Robin said.
That's all for now, folks.
r.i.p., Pauly.
Ricky the Eunich ;->

Pole Smoker;
Dude, ten minutes to bring THAT weak-ass tripe?
My balls are the universe, and you don't even get meteor status.
By the way, poser, Les Pauls are MADE by Gibson, so spread those cheeks and smile!

Posted by: Rick at September 30, 2006 08:22 AM

hee hee Rick can you say OWNED!
Beautiful man!

Scumbags Beware;
Don't fuck with what you can't control,
your inferiority to the rest of the planet.
Amen.

Here's a joke.

One day a teacher is teaching American history to her 5th grade class.

"Class," she says, "Who can tell me who said "Give me liberty or give me death?"

The whole class is silent. Finally a little Asian girl in the front of her class raises her hand.

"Patrick Henry in 1775" she says sheepishly.

"Very good!" says the teacher. "OK, who can tell me who said "Four score and seven years ago?"

Again the class is silent. Finally the same little Asian girl raises her hand.

"Abraham Lincoln in 1863" says the girl.

Very good," says the teacher, giving the rest of the class a disapproving scowl.

"You know, this little girl isn't even from this country and yet she knows more about its history than the rest of the class does. You should be ashamed!"

The class is silent for a moment before a smart alec in the back yells out "Fuck the Japs!"

"WHO SAID THAT?" demanded the teacher, to which the whole class responds

"HARRY TRUMAN, 1945"

Hey Scott,

Good to see you!

Love Paul

Dave,

A small comment regarding your appearance on the Tom Green show and the state of the new media. Forbes magazine has a very interesting article regarding YouTube and the whole user made video phenomenon (http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2006/1016/100a.html.
It provides a lot of insight into the power of this new media, an attempt to explain the reasons for its success and a look at the financial problems associated with its spread beyond a fad and into a new reality.
As you (and Tom Green) very well know, financing these ventures is not cheap and making money off them is vital to their longevity but also detrimental sometimes to the original ideas behind their inception. Finding the right balance is paramount and this is one of the problems YouTube is facing now.
New and innovative business models are needed to ensure that these new media concepts, and the benefits they provide us, do not disappear. We must never forget that the people running these ventures still need to make a living too!
One concept that the business and scientific communities has embraced for some time now is the concept of "crowdsourcing" i.e. the procurement of services from the general public at a minimal cost, bypassing the traditional service providers. Major corporations are commissioning ads via a crowdsourcing approach, picking winners from volunteer entries and compensating them at rates far below what they would have to pay traditional creative outlets. Literally what you did with Mariah and her video.
The talent pool among the general public is vast, what is required is motivation and innovative thoughts start gushing in.
The media revolution we are experiencing is still evolving rapidly and we need to constantly adapt our thinking and methods of approach to always maximize our benefits from it.
I would be delighted to share any opinions you or our readers may have regarding this subject.
Bill.

Hey Bill,

Just a guess, but...Jewish?

Love Mel

Hey Rick,

"By the way, poser, Les Pauls are MADE by Gibson"

Yes, I know - I actually own one. But no doubt you play an Epiphone Les Paul (that I imagine you save up your tip money from your pizza delivery job to buy online from Musicians Friend).

No shame - I'm sure plenty of musicians got their start that way.

...of course at 30-something years old I guess you're hardly starting out though, eh?

Perhaps you to embrace the fact that maybe you're just a Epiphone/Squire kind of guy...

Love Paul

Hello Mel

Not Jewish, but Greek.

Thanks,
Bill

Damn...
well, I know when I've been bested.
Nice playing with you Pauly.
Have a great weekend.
Maybe Bloumeister will come along and change that pissy diaper of yours.
Love,
RT Piece A Pizza. xoxoxox

why are you guys fighting on this site??? since it has nothing to do with navarro why not take it all to another site. why this one? send each other email. everyone-ignore these people don't respond to them.

Hey person;
Absolutely correct, what was I thinking?
Dave Navarro totally rocks; I happen to think so and Paul doesn't.
Right here, Pole; rick_tyrrell@hotmail.com
I'll have my mop ready.
G'day!

Can everyone here just shut up?
seriously, the blog is open after a not so subtle Hiatus to let things chill and not 24 hours later the shit starts up again.
If you say you are gonna ignore, then IGNORE!
I'd hate to see this place be history because people have no self control.
Personally I find it annoying on both ends.
Let it go.

if you don't give a fuck then why do you write about it every day, you have become a soap opera. you are really consumed with the hollywood sickness, it's disturbing to watch. you are going down the drain my friend. sad sad sad.

I totally agree with the "ignore" method. But can we get tips on how to control the anger when we scroll upon racist material. It really gets to me. I know I shouldn't read it. But fuck I get fired up; I love this blog and would fight tooth and nail to keep it in existence. I just fucking hate the ignorance. It kills me.

YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES IT WORTH IT??

The great fucking posts by all the 6767 family. You guys fucking make me smile every time. I guess to get that good; I have to accept the bad. Ah well!!

Peace Family!
Danielle

Scott Here's a joke. How to you make a dish washer into a snow blower?

Give the bitch a shovel

Hey Sweet Mel,

Thanks. Someone needed to say that.
zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzz

Love Paul

"Let your women keep silence : for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak ."

haha!

Hey Danicaca,

I'm not racist. You must be confusing me with Tom Menard.

He says he's not racist, but if you check out his website there's no blacks in any of his paintings.

Love Paul

Danikah, I like smiles too!

In fact if it weren't for smiles, how would we ever find blacks in the dark?

Love Scott

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise...

HILLARY CLINTON Says....

You raciest people make me sick.
Every one should have at lest one

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?

She will always blow your bonus!

Paul must to being gay for making so much homosex talk. Maybe to live in san francisco?

I watching THE PANIC on youtube.com. TEAHOSE OF SPIRITS is best song!!! Make me thinking of SMASHING PUMKINS.

I not one for making fun of grammar, But what the fuck is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Ika,

You like karaoke? Sing into the pink mic.

Love Paul

Paul I could use a little help with this one. What do you think
This person is trying to say. Your insightful opinion would help.

Paul must to being gay for making so much homosex talk. Maybe to live in san francisco?

I watching THE PANIC on youtube.com. TEAHOSE OF SPIRITS is best song!!! Make me thinking of SMASHING PUMKINS.
Posted by: Ika Hideaki at September 30, 2006 11:29 AM

Love haha

Scott was that really you making those assinine jokes? Really dude I thought you were kinda cool before.

Dear haha,

I have no idea, but that is some seriously funny shit.

Love Paul

Queen Teresa as haha said
"Let your women keep silence : for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak ."

Posted by: haha at September 30, 2006 11:10 AM

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.

"Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot "They're all over the place."

Hi Ika,

Welcome! Most of us here are huge Dave fans, so I am happy you have joined us.

Yes sir. I haven't spoken a word dude, just typed. You're supposed to be my role model since you're a man, right? But what you're typing is just plain hateful now. Where did your head go? What happened to the funny intelligent person? You just found a way to alienate the one person on this BLOG that thought you had a spark of intelligence lurking behind all the turd calling. My bad.

Ika, we all get together and go "Kyle-ing" you should join us sometime.

Paul, Scott, haha, I think you've found your purpose in life, to inspire some kick-ass entertaining retorts from people like Rick (hi art). They can make my day.
I personally love to see turds like you get walked all over, squished into pulp, then scraped off the bottom of his linguistic shoes with such utter verbal finesse as that exhibited above.
You may as well just go away now, you're in over your heads.

Tolerance:
The capacity for or the practice of recognizing and respecting the beliefs or practices of others.
In Medicine:
The ability of an organism to resist or survive infection by a parasitic or pathogenic organism.

To those parasitic pathogenic posters - I offer you a prayer of this {it is not a world of "ME" but it is a better place by thinking of it as "WE"} Have fun and play nice.

Dave's comments on Tom Green were a reminder of the important stuff versus the hate mongering on the web.

Backing out of the room and heading for a meditative nap. Maybe when I wake, the bantor, fun and wit will return.

Happy Saturday Unreal!
That's very kind of you, bright friend.
Please take over if needed... these maggots thrive on public annihilation, and you are well-equipped to dish it out.
I was doing to well with regards to respecting the blog the past few days, and today I lost it. I suppose they win.
Regards,
RT

Dear Queen Teresa I will have to apologize. I have done a evil deed.
I have high-jacked Scott’s name and made some cruel jokes.
For this I apologizes . It was just plane mean and I feel bad. I
Hope that you can forgive me, and not blame Scott.

Sincerely Anemones.

The fun IS in letting them win, if letting them win means we kick their dumb asses all over this blog! Post on turds!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

haha, I just love your attempts at humour through the "copy-paste from the joke sites" technique. Very original!
Has no one ever told you that when you have nothing to say, you really are better off saying nothing at all. Then we can't sit here and post comments on your mental aptitude.
Wait! that's the fun part.
Tell me another.....

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. Until next time have fun. TURDS!!!

Point taken, Unreal!
I feel it would be more rewarding to go to the supermarket and scream insults at cabbage. I can only imagine what Mr. Navarro himself could do if he chose to sink to such septic depths.
Adieu,
Rick "no menace, edge, wit" T.

haha, you're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

Hey everyone,

I just wanted everyone to know that my name was hijacked by someone (I think Tom Menard) to spread his agenda of hate.

Love Paul

PS - I'm only 13% kidding

DAVE NAVARRO GAVE ME HEPATITIS C!

Girls be careful - homeboy's got the skivvy skurvy shamalama ding dong on his wing wang!

RT and Aki Ping Pong,

Please to speak English in your posts.

Love Paul

Hey Paul,

You pussy apologist!

Love Scott

Smells like troll shit.
Do not feed the trolls with a response.

yes...but...didn't you just respond?

We are all very accepting and non-judgemental here.
Posted by: Robin (Peebs) at September 30, 2006 07:57 AM

ha fucking ha. only accepting and non-judgemental if you agree with everything they say. fucking hyprocrit

Dave,

You rocked this season on Rockstar Supernova!

How long until the next season starts?

Just did the On Demand on Tom Green to see your visit there. You two can get some good things going!
It is so awesome that you got a tattoo to honor the woman you met. Your one hell of good a man and I'm grateful that you lived to see life on this side of addiction. I'm sure you know what I mean.

btw: video of Dilana on her way to Iceland :)
http://www.myspace.com/115188931

Dave just caught the show on Tom Green on demand. You are a real pro. You smiled and held up gracefully under the pressure of working next to a full blown ADHD nut running open throttle. Tom had alot of trouble stay focused on your intellectual and well spoken rants. Love ya babe.

I am listening too but through the Indie 103, I clicked on Dave's webcast link but the page will not display, so I don't know.

try again noelle, it was frozen for awhile

Hi Dave,

I've watched the broadcast and on demand of the Tom Green show 3 times already. Bro, once I got past Tom constantly interrupting you, I thought it was incredible. You actually calmed him down a little on it, I think.

You are an incredible talent. I am so glad that you have come to be who you are at this point in your life. The passion you pour from your soul is so infectious. Keep up the good work, and we'll be waiting on the edge of our seats to see what you do next.

This is so fucked up. LOL Bro, I "want" to talk to you, man to man, but I keep coming out as a fan. Let's just say "I get it". I have caught the infection of your passion toward the rock industry, and the world. You are a war hero, in the war on apathy!

Rock on, and rock HARD!

HELLO ALL!!

Jenn - From post WAY above about Gemini's and such, AGREED. Tom and Dave were SO not on the same page...but it will be pretty funny after a few shows when they are!!!

Sweet - I found one still open!

DAVE NAVARRO YOU SUCK BIGGEST DONKEY SCHLONG - SLURPY SLURPY!

Love Paul

Hey Paul - Nice to see ya bud.

PAUL, YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD AND YOU SUCK BIGGER DONKEY DONG THAN ANY1 EVER RECORDED!!!
BETTER STOP OR CHANGE OR IP, WE ARE WORKING ON THIS SHIT, GOOD LUCK.

DN6767

Dave please don't get so worked up.

No need to swear either, you should be setting an example. I mean, how old are you? Approaching forty? Well, at that age I think you could do better than juvenile remarks such as e.gYOU SUCK DONKEY DONG.

Mid life crisis is not always negative, it can be a wonderful time for self evaluation and reflection. I am sure you will eventually move forward from this difficult time with a newfound maturity.

However, I don't think it is great that you are putting yourself out there and MAKING YOURSELF LOOK STUPID by responding to the blog hijackers.

very funny ... haha

no, not very funny.

One hot minute;
watching the vein in the middle of Sergei's forehead pulsate, Paul fought to control his mounting orgasm... all the years of denying his true sexual impulses seemed to rise up to mock him and also reward him as he arched his body and looked deep into Sergei's dilating pupils. Just as Paul began to unspool his watery nuggets,
there came a loud knock upon the door...
(One hot minute is closed)

Woohoo!! Gay sex!! Out there!! Shocking!! What century are you living in? Do you shelter in one of those wierd bible belt communities in Oklaaahoma?

One hot minute;
Paul spent a very long time over the toilet that evening, retching up Sergei's load. He had pretended to like it, but he learned the hard way that a real man's spunk had more funk than his own watery junk.
(One hot minute is closed)

Are you aware that young children can explore this site? I for one am not happy about my twelve year old daughter reading detailed descriptions of people's imagined homosexual sexual exploits.

My daughter was an innocent little girl before she started finding places like these. Now she has dyed her lovely blonde hair
purple, speaks to her teachers provocatively and got her little brother tattoo her with a needle and pen ink.

The language she uses is foul,and she certainly does not get this from me.

Que pasa Susan,

Aquí en México, tenemos un refrán:

Si hay hierba en el campo - JUEGUE LA BOLA!

12 años de viejo son justos la edad derecha! Quisiera pegarme mi aparato en su rulaca de las hijas y bombearlo hasta que es el lanzamiento mi cum todos para arriba en sus intestinos.

¿Cómo ese sonido?

Amor Raul

I don't want to read your disgusting filth no matter what language it is in.

Que pasa Sue,

Si, para tu gusta mi miembrillo, no?

Sus madamas.

Amor Raul

i want to dilate your cervix

"Sue eee Sue eee Sue eee"
(pig call)

The longer this board stays shut down, the happier we are...

The less pathetic idolation of Dave Navarro, the happier we are...

The more you piss and moan on the Asylum, the happier we are...

The more chaos there is on this board, the happier we are...

We are legion.

The more you losers post the more pathetic you are....

Pathetic or not, we now control the blog on this board.

All your comments are belong to us.

that wasnt dave posting above, duh. but im sure he would concur, u suck.

Thank you for pointing that out.

You have a profound grasp of the obvious.

Pathetic or not, we now control the blog on this board.

.

Posted by: Legion at October 4, 2006 10:35 AM

1: Um, no you don't. You may however be the King of your lonely existence. Try leaving your Mom's basement once and awhile.
2: "All your comments are belong to us" you can't even grasp basic grammar. Loser.

I believe that was actually an obscure internet reference...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

close me

All

Your

Blogs

Are

Belong

To

Us

i'm looking for a cake recipe?

You must be mistaken - It's pudding time

Keep away from my kids!!

The blog are belong to us cos we are *heart Dave* and do love him so much we eat him on cakes cos we *heart* cakes and I wait till my kitty poops and I scoop it so I can make a cake that I *heart* of Dave

http://forum.surfermag.com/photopost/data/505/churchsign.jpg

And I *heart* cat turd.

Hey Fuckers!
Haven't blogged for a while, are you all still pathetic ass lickers? Did you miss me?
TURDS TURDS TURDS TURDS TURDS

Hey Paul, where are you?
Love Scott

Hi Scott, I really missed you. I even saved you some catt litter turd.

Heather.

I *heart* you Scott.

Where muh trolls at?

Wanna have a troll about?

I think we should rename ourselves the Smurfs, wattcha think?
Lalalalalala *heart* Dave all day long,
Lalalalalala *heart* all of Dave's songs

I *heart* Dave, he's so smurfy

I *smurf* you moonie!

I actually used to enjoy this blog...

Oh yeah katie, right *yawn.*

Katie this blog has never enjoyed you....skedaddle!

at least I can use my actually name. do smurfs not have a pair?

All Your Blogs Are Belong To Us

at least I can use my actually name. do smurfs not have a pair?

Posted by: katie at October 9, 2006 04:32 AM

What is an actually name?

at least I can use my actually name. do smurfs not have a pair?

Posted by: katie at October 9, 2006 04:32 AM

What is an actually name?

at least I can use my actually name. do smurfs not have a pair?

Posted by: katie at October 9, 2006 04:32 AM

What is an actually name?

Who the fuck cares what an actually name is?

More to the point, what is a life?

Lives? Yeah, I heard about them someplace...an acquaintance of an acquaintance of this guy who knew my next door neighbour had one I think, but no-one got to see him much...Do you think they sell them at Walmart?

I'd go and try there, don't reckon you're going to find any *lives* round here. You might find some *hearts* though.

Or some mentally unhinged smurfs.

Do you think Dave would ever shag a Smurf?

Um- i don't think thats legal.

Like that would stop him?

I'd reckon he'd be up for it if they were.
I hear Smurfettes a bit of a go-er.

I suppose it might get him in the celeb mags - Dave dates a smurf.

What do you reckon a child of Dave's and a Smurf would look like?

Well it would depend whether it was wearing make up or not. Do you think he would start making it wear make up straight away? Like when it was a smurf baby?

No I reckon he'd wait, even it was ugly cos otherwise that would amount to smurf abuse.
That kid is going to get real teased in school though. Specially if its skin is blue.

What do you think they'd call it?

Durf?

Cool, but what about its second name.

Durf Navarro

Or Durf Smurf.

I think just Durf.

Poor kid, having to wear that white hat all day...

Do smurfs get sunburn?

Well they originally come from northern Europe, so probably. However a smurf child of Dave's would have inherited some of his Mexican ancestry, and therefore have more tolerance.

Thats cool, because i reckon Smurfette would probably have to relocate to California to live with him, and they'd bring up the baby smurf there.

I think it is important that Durf retains some of his smurf heritage though, so I hope they make lots of trips back to Smurfland.

I'm sure that Dave will do all he can; sing smurf songs, read smurf traditional tales. I'm sure he will even learn some smurf language.

That will be so cool! Durf will be bilingual! He will be bound to be musical what with Papa Smurf as a Grandpa, and Dave as a Daddy.

D you think Durf will go to school with Angelines and Brads baby?

Um to be honest Brad and Ange might not want their baby to play with Durf because they are A list celebs and Dave is B list. I don't know where Smurfette is on the list, but its not high.

Aww thats a shame, I was thinking it would be so cool if Durf grew up with Brads baby, and then they fell in love and got married..

This is what happens when superficial rock stars lose all of their credibility. They hit the gym to sculpt the meat on their little frames, post shirtless photos of themselves, acquire the sickening attention of middle-aged delusional women, and become a target for richly deserved ridicule from all fronts. Long Live Iggy Pop!!!!!

Well I am a romantic, so lets hope love finds a way. Good combination -Navarro, Pitt, and Smurf genes.

Just remember, Dave, I *heart* you.

Say goodnight to Daddy, Durf.

Smurf night Daddy.

Goodnight my little smurfs!
I *heart* you all!

Smurf you all later!

Daddy I can't sleep, I'm scared of Uncle creepy.

Don't worry my little smurf, he will soon be safely locked up in a secure psychiactic unit
after being arrested by the bad poetry police.

Daddy can you sing me a smurf lullaby?

No.

Good Morning!

I think Uncle will be in more trouble for publishing threats on the internet!

you stupid yanks luvin smurfs!!!!!! you love bluye thingsd cuz that ius the colour your dick turns after all that wanking cuz you cant get a bird !!!!!! you fuckwits@!~!~

Crikey! Smurfs, Creepy's, Squids... all kinds of nasties about! Time to pop a tinny and watch the show.

Durf, be a love and pass me a Tam Tam.