First post!

IN YOUR FACE!!!

WHOO - HOO!!!

OK, so what do I do now?

Ahh, to Hell with it, I'm gone.

Fuck L&S!!! I never bought that crap anyhow, and I won't in the future. Tom Green is the place to be Thursday!! Can't wait!!

Dave,
I just saw this same thing about you & Paris on another web site. I laughed my ass off...wait its not true is it..LMAO

Anyway great post I love the video clip and what a great cause thanks for posting that information too. Looking forward to you on Tom Greens Show.
Much Love
Amanda

Dave,

We laught at the Trolls along with you. Can't wait for Thursday.

Ciao Bella

Any idea what time you guyz go on at the Houston Buzzfest Oct 8th?
I'm only 2 hours away from there, but. . . .
it's a sunday.

Paris Hilton?! How can anyone take that seriously? ~lol~ You have a real brain. Her? Though I don't know her personally (of course), some of the things that tumbled out of her mouth such as during her court proceedings point to a low-average IQ. And she isn't pretty enough to cover that for very long. Yes, I'm being catty. :) It's still ridiculous!

I will hopefully catch your show. I'm currently home from work with a sore throat (thrilling for you to read, yes...) and had to check to see if you posted something new, and to turn on SRL. You should definitely play more Panic Channel on there; the music's great and your singer is incredible, top-notch! Now I think I'll go huddle into my blankets and lift my spirits with some SRL.

Old School, happened upon your post at asylum...Sorry for your loss & you are in everyone thoughts!! (Even the one's you don't like...)

Dave, I am so glad you posted that charity. As someone who is a recovering addict, I think it is fabulous that a celebrity is finally getting behind this problem that is overwhelming America. There aren't enough treatment programs for those who can't afford it. There are a limited number of avenues for people to seek for help for themselves or a loved one. For anyone else out there seeking help and unable to find it, here is a program that has helped me tremendously, www.na.org.

dave; i missed you for the "minute" you were gone

I saw that blurb about you and Paris. Made for a good laugh...although I must admit I enjoyed their description of you as "the lascivious rock star."

Have a great day everyone.
Love, Amber

PS. A big thank you, Sue, for my TPC package! It was a nice treat to come home to last night. Much love!

It is so funny that people just want you with someone, play the field, have some fun....I think it is awesome that you support the charities you do, and that you help others get their information out there. Love the video, you shirtless, anytime dude, anytime.....

hey dave...glad to have you back! you definately should do the Q&A thing again.
xxx

Kudos on the Q/A thing. I have questions I would love to ask. And they are not all naughty, just some......Lots of Love

*evil grin* to bratty :)

*evil grin* back at ya......LOL

hey dave, i thought you were dead or something, (lol). just kiddin. but really i thought somethin was wrong with you cause you haven't posted any word from what you were doin, for like 2 or 3 days. my opinion, i think paris hilton shouldn't be famous cause she does not have real talent at all. she is not even that pretty anyways. you know what they say you'll start looking like your pet after a while( resemblance), well, she does. nicole richie is alot cuter than her, but she is just tooo skinny. anyways i was just checkin on ya. luv ya much.

Any chance of you doing a show in the morning one day soon? I want to know what it feels like to come home and turn you on...

RP
x

Cannot wait till the Tom Green appearance. That should be funny. I love how you guys have embrace the internet to deliver what you want.

I'm telling you Dave at this rate L&S will have you connected to everyone in Hollywood by Christmas.
I can't wait to see who they say is your next imaginary girlfriend!!! ;-)

OS {{{{{HUG}}}}

Aaahahahahahah! Dave and Paris! AAhahahahah! I think I'm gonna hurt my insides. Let's get you some swarvoski crystals for your cell phone, Dave!

Hey, thanks for that info. Lyn asked you to post. I actually know someone very dear to me that can use that right now...

Wait... Dave Navarro & Paris Hilton... THAT'S HOT!

Dave,

I am fairly new to 6767,SRL & TPC. I am enjoying all of it!! I have been listening to the rotation at work, God forbid if they monitor me while I am tuned in!LOL! Oh well Im not stopping now! Cant wait to see TPC in Chicago in Feb.

Dave, please tell me you are not appearing on the next simple life........LOL.......but if you do, don't wear a shirt.

this is truly one of the best songs i've heard in a while. brilliant.
an acoustic version of the album would be great, not all rock songs have enough depth when played unplugged but these so far are quite complex and layered.
awesome awesome music, "plugged" or not.
lovin' every moment.

Why isn't whatever picture/video whatever Dave posted working for me? Anyone else having issues? This is the first time I have problems here. Dave, someone, help me out?

OMG, Paris Hilton, that's too funny for words. Dav you are way to cool for that spoiled brat. I think I will chuckle about that for awhile. Glad your back.
You’re in my dreams...
Kathy from Arkansas

Hey Jenn.....have you tried the blog from Daves myspace page blog? I looked at it there first.

a couple of my questions that were lost in the fray from rockstar, & wow, that was some shit, amazing the server could handle it...

ONe is a pretty good listen, on lie next to me who is singing the harmonies ? you ? Issacs doubled ?... whomever, nice job. I didn't expect that type of song, but the melody is so beautiful nothing more was required. the other question is; what is planchette ? that track (Night One)is epic sounding and very cool.

Hey Dave,Bang all of them.You seem to be getting credit for it,so might as well get some pleasure out of it.Words of the day ..............."Bang em all,read about it tomarrow".....

I can't access MySpace from work, Bratty. Thanks though.

Ok-I love the video and I am also very glad you are back. I hope we are getting a SRL tonight too. Before I go I have to comment on a comment above-I too would love to know what it feels like to come home and turn Dave on!! SOOOO sorry RP-I could not resist that.

Are you going to mention Tom Green in EVERY post? Just wondering...

Sorry, I don't understand what you mean!

;)RP
x

a couple of sources have connected you with paris..but they just place you at all the same parties she was at on that night you spent chasing the fun.

we can play 6 degrees of dave navarro. you know, i meant that as a joke, but seriously we could.

happy tuesday all! hey bratty and jenn! welcome merc957!

John,

The vocals on Lie Next to Me are all Steve Isaacs...just layer upon layer of vocal magic! :)
They've made reference to working on a "rockopera" called Planchette and Night One was a track that they had completed and loved so much thought they'd throw it on there. Hopefully they will actually finish a whole albums worth of music like that one cause I must say its one of my absolute favs!
Hopefully that is all correct...Anyone jump in and coreect me if Im wrong w/ this info...

i cant be live that paris hilton jesus
its ok Dave we klnoe wyer still on the market and refusing to touch just stare idle over a cola as she passes thinking damn i need a vacation *hugs* and sound cool
*Jewl

Dave & Paris are dating now? Just days ago, I was on the beach reading one of those stupid magazines, and it said that she was dating Travis Barker. God, I'm sooo behind!

Seriously, what does "dating" mean in tabloid world anyway? Two people hook up once and they're automatically an item? Sheesh...

Just wanted to say "hi" to everyone. I AM out of the loop a bit, as I've been away, sans computer/internet. It's nice to know that as usual, there are lots of great things to see and hear. Catching up should be fun.

All the best,

So, are you a weekly feature in L&S now? Who did you piss off over there? When is the Dave Navarro is Bigfoot photo coming out in Weekly World News? It wasn't in there last week.

Dave:

I have to tell you that I have been listening to ONe all day long (CD of the day :) ) As a recovering addict (4 months sober) the song "Bloody Mary" affects me each and every time I hear it. Not in a bad way, don't worry. The song is amazing, and I can't get it out of my head, it was my favorite from the first time I heard the CD. Thanks.

A new fan,
D

"Life & Style" should have a new tagline for their magazine.

"Life & Style: The best in fiction today"

;)

The Panic Channel Chronicle

Hello Dave,

I was listening (and thoroughly enjoying) the latest CFR podcast and wish to focus on one of the issues that seems to be a big passion of yours; the unrestricted communication of ideas. The Internet as a disruptive and simultaneously enabling medium has given us the power and opportunity to spread our thoughts with others as never before.

As a member of the publishing world (print media) I have had the opportunity to explore another aspect of the Internet that you may not be fully aware of; “living� digital books.

Allow me to explain by making a small proposal to you as well as to my fellow TPC fans.

How does the idea of a TPC and fan-based living journal of the band as it evolves through time sound? What I have in mind is a gathering of information (interviews, video, audio, pictures, printed material etc). From all sources, both TPC and its fans (remember the power of the Web?), filtering it for accuracy (via the band or a collaborative band/fans method) and presenting the end product in a structured and complete way i.e. digital book type format. This “book� is to contain the collective experiences of both the band and its followers and will be continuously updated as events happen or as more material is gathered. With the upcoming concert tours the opportunity to gather different views, emotions and experiences is vast.

The physical work can be done by fan volunteers (crowdsourcing as this is known in the business and scientific communities i.e. tapping into the talent and expertise of multiple volunteers) and the result can be presented in a multimedia PDF format. This could be the “Band Chronicle� with contributions from both, band members and their fans and would contain the complete history of the band. It can be updated as events happen and posted on the TPC website (or others) for viewing.

The multimedia PDF format (as opposed to HTML) lends itself to repurposing as the band sees fit, with minimal modifications i.e. this one constantly evolving "book" can be
either distributed electronically (containing text, video and audio clips) or printed as a book conventionally (coffee table format as a collectors item). Obviously copyright and artistic control belong to TPC, the fans may contribute material of their own making (stories, video, audio etc.) surrendering their rights to the band to protect the interests of TPC and your record label.

Dave, I would love to hear from you or anyone else their thoughts on this idea.

Thank you for your time,

Bill.

Well... looks like I should get my own TV show for being psychic. My prediction came true and the morons showed back up and continued to be morons. I nailed it right down to the inevitable comments about the sexual promiscuity of everyone's mothers.

All I can say is, from here on out I'm reading Dave's posts and no one else's. I'm headed to the Asylum where I can communicate with adults.

Sorry, but in my book The-Mafia is just as immature and dipshitted as the rest of the dipshits. No matter whether you like Dave, Supernova, TPC or not... no one wants to listen to a bunch of imbeciles argue amongst themselves.

At least Bob the Builder is a descent guy and he seems to be significantly more intelligent than Scott, justanotherhater, The-Mafia, haha and all the rest of you who want to bitch at each other and fill up Dave's bandwidth with rhetorical bullshit.

To the rest of you decent fans who seem to be capable of acting like adults, I hope all the assholes leave soon so you can enjoy this blog again.

Have a good time. Outta here,
-MS

welcome to the asylum MS. i think you will like it there. it is home away from home away from home for a lot of us.

dave, i just watched the video..like three times. that video rocks. i like the video for why cry, but i have to say that i like this one better. it makes me remember being in the crowd staring at you guys and hanging out with you before/after. you fucking rock.

does anyone have a link of it, i would like to post it on my myspace page too. i need to go check youtube! anyhow, SRL today? i don't have a test, so i can listen!!

Good to see you back, Dave. :-) Hopefully the cage rattling has died down around here. ;-) That *is* an awesome “Teahouse� video—can tell you’re totally into the music when you’re playing. I finally caught the SRL Lukas interview. Can’t wait to hear the “Soup or Salad…� er… Supernova(fill in the blank) ;-) album when it comes out. From Lukas’s description, it sounds like it’s going to knock everyone’s socks off. :-D That’s going to be so cool getting to hear you boys tear it up in Vancouver this February. As a joke, you should send Todd up to Tom Green’s place on Thursday to convey your deepest apologies for not being able to appear… before appearing. LOL Dude needs some kind of trouble after how hard it was to track him down for CFR. Kidding. :-) Oy, L&S again—do they have pictures of Paris and you in your cardboard box, having a candlelight dumpster diner dinner, since according to them you’re homeless? ;-P *Taps heart* for the memorial fund—again, you’re a good soul, Dave. I have been fortunate enough not to have any personal battles with alcoholism and drug addiction. But people near and dear to me have and I understand the pain, chaos and soul rending nature of the beast. I think the worst feeling in the world is hopelessness, watching loved ones change into people you no longer even recognize and seeing them get devoured from the inside out. It’s just so bad and tears my frickin’ heart out. Doesn’t matter who you are or where you live, odds are the life of someone important to you will be decimated by addiction. Any souls that can pull themselves from the maelstrom are sweet victories. Because seeing someone go down that way, watching everything they were or ever could be turned into a black spiral of ravenous destruction, is one of the worst things in the world.

Dave thanks for posting the link to "Teahouse of the Spirits", I love the video. I discovered that the HMV store in the mall has 'One' in so I am hoping to pick it up this weekend if my plans work out. If not, it will be next payday...lol.

Anyway I too think it is wonderful that you support charties and NPO's publicly and not just when it suits you.

Hope everyone's having a bitchin day.

Oh yeah,

MS though I understand your fustration I would hate to see you leave here because of a few people you don't like. Why not simply skip over the posts you don't want to read. Anyway I am glad that you have the asylum to visit, I have not really checked it out yet myself but it is on my list of things to do once I get this project finished.

tc

so hey Dave how goes it with mariah and the TPC video, I can not wait to see it! She is hot. any other sites I can check out her pic on? thanks. I listened to your last pod cast and I would love to come on down and give you a massage on air!! I mean I think I would pay just to even sit down with you and have a conversation...I dig your insights! not to mention, very easy on the eyes! well, thanks...and I'll be seeing you in my dreams~yes, I did have a very nice vivid dream of you recently~ CIAO!! Laura

Write in now for the celeb/starlet that Dave is least likely to hook up with!

Cameron Diaz, Britney Spears

julia roberts, sandra bullock.

Dave and other NIN fans...

check out the trailer for Trent's new DVD due out early 2007 at

www.nin.com/current

This shit is gonna be SICK!!

Hey Dave,
Thanks for the video clip. Loved it.
Let me know when we can look for the sex video of you and Paris on the web! :O Just kidding. Hope you're well and enjoying your time off.

Hi 67's! Any1 catching Beck 2nite? They emailed me the link but I waited 2 long~ Damn, have fun. pace, ck

Dave I'm sorry. I didn't know you're history. I just liked your music. I apologize for my comment about the paintings (I understand a little). You really are a rock, and I admire you so much --especially the shot of you in the shower, I might add.
ouch, that's sizzling!

Dave I can't possibly thank you enough. You know you're my boy.
Far too often someone gets ready to make the move, to make a change, and the very first thing they are asked when seeking treatment is "Ok, do you have insurance, Medicaid, Medicare-or cash?" which is not necessarily a bad question-it costs money to house people, train and pay personnel, feed and clothe clients, pay utilities, pay taxes on a facilities property. Often times an addict has no coverage and no actual cash much less even an ID, to fund a month's paid rent which is the usual time frame that if one does choose to change, and stays clean, they can then be assisted with additional housing, job placement, applying for and receiving Medicaid for further treatment, etc.
The problem is there's very little choices available to someone that has limited resources. It is the goal of the fund to make monies easily available through a program at the time someone chooses to make a change, and often that can be a fleeting feeling, even once an addict decides, "it's time", especially if they are turned away initially or are labored with red tape. Eventually there'll be a center built in Chris's name near the ocean. He so loved it there.
Again Dave, I can't thank you enough for your support. You've helped to begin to turn this nightmare into what will eventually be a dream come true. Teahouse of The Spirits-indeed.
Bless you Dave, and bless everyone else for your warm thoughts, prayers, wishes, and good vibes. I can't thank everyone enough. Take care and have a Blessed Day.

Dave,

That video TOTALLY rocks! I'm brand new to 6767 and The Panic Channel. I just bought the album after getting turned onto you from "Rockstar" and it's, in a word, FANTASTIC -- full of so much nuance and harmonic interest. Steve Isaacs has this really pure, classic rock voice that sounds incredible against your hard grinding, rocking guitar. Anyway, ONe is in my iRiver (need that particular mp3 player so I can record my own sessions since I'm studying to be an opera singer) which has turned itself on several times to "Teahouse"! It will just all of a sudden start playing while sitting on the counter or a table, and I can hear it through the earbuds -- weird right??? There's other stuff on there, but it's always "Teahouse"!

I believe that ONe has a cool, strange power. Both my parents are dead, and I believe that love has the power to reach out beyond death. This album seems to be on many levels some kind of conduit for that kind of communication -- a highly ROCKING one! Thanks for that, all the wonderful music and for this site that brings us fans along with you on your journey! You're awesome!

Oh, one last thing, Bratty, "planchette" is also that triangular device used to single out letters on a OUIJA board.

Hey everybody!
Lynda

Dave Just saw TPC on the last page of Jane magazine and your list of necessities are great. Bacon and maple syrup and Epts...funny

Oops. that planchette explanation should have gone out to John not Bratty! Sorry!

Peace and love.

BECK AT ELEMENT TONIGHT IN HOLLYWOOD but I didn't respond fast enough to the email link I got~~~~work sucks.

peace,
clk

HOLY SHIT!!! Who let the cat out last night.I have been gone for a while and came back and all hell broke out. Is this even the same site. What the FUCK happened. People CHILL out. But one good thing.DATURA that is the killer bomd name.DUDE (or dudet)I havn't seen that name in years that use to be my nick name that is so fucking rad. I must talk to you. I tried your email teal0627@netscape.net and said not valid. So please contact me at daywalker@kazy.com

Dave,

Glad to see you are back from break!

Of course the video is good, and ONe is great.... but you are wonderful, posting that for OS. Taking care of the family.... Thank you.

OS, getting ready to send a check....

Always,
me

Hi Dave,
Did you see the hot picture of you in US Weekly? I know you don't like the tabs, but anytime they have a hot pic of you... and mention how hot you are, I'll read it. You'd definitely be the one to pick out of those 3...
Love ya Dave! Can't wait to see TPC in February in Seattle!
T

'Teahouse': Cool video, much better song than 'Why cry'.

But if you want to catch a real cool video/song by Dave with The Panic Channel, here's a little one I like to call 'DAVE'D AND CONFUSED':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZtBXMpyVzg

Check it out. You'll really freak out!

And if you want to get the REAL original (not the Zep one), go to (audio only):
http://www.ezarchive.com/satisfied75/AlbumSpace/69EHI1OVFJ/06+dazed+and+confused.mp3
(when Jimmy Page heard this in '67, he adapted it for the Yardbirds, and later for Led Zeppelin)

Amazing how much rock'n roll has grown in 40 years. Who says all has been said and done in rock?
Well, apart from Jill Gioia, she doesn't count...

Moonrider/Heather, did you get my reply to your Manson/NIN video yesterday? I posted some more. The post is near the bottom of the previous thread, right after the shit storm...

About the 'morons'/'dipshits' (MidnightSun's words, not mine; I prefer 'dorksiders'), they only seem to come out in the daytime (they must be skipping high school for this), so I guess if Dave does what he did today and closes the thread during the day, by the time the afternoon funnies start, the website will be dork-free.

Funny how the 'Asylum' is your shelter from the storm, but the name would fit better on this blog? Like Alanis would say: "isn't it ironic?"

Midnight Sun, don't flatter yourself, though: I'm the psychic here, remember? And I told you Bob the Builder was an OK guy!

Datura, I hear you about the velcro. I encourage more people here to post OVERRATED / UNDERRATED stuff. Food for thought, praise, diatribes and lighter/funny comments are all welcome!

Oldschool, bless you, my thoughts and prayers our with you. We are all ONe when it comes to friends and 67 family. DN<kudos for the help and ..thanx for all U are:)

Dave,

Well... um... you know.

HS

Linda from SD=thoughts and prayers with you also, know you ALWAYS have a friend to chat with ciao bella:)

Teahouse rocks! Awesome video TPC!!

I love the new video. That's actually the first TPC song I've heard, and it's still one of my favourite ones.
Off topic, may I recommend (if you haven't heard it) to hear Thom Yorke's "The Eraser", if you find the time.
Rock on!

Hey Dave...
Great show I hope you had a great time!!! That shit about you and Paris Hilton is sooo funny!! i can't wait for you to be on Tom's show!!! I LOVVVE Tom!!!

Much love from Texas Woman's University.
Amanda

"Moonrider/Heather, did you get my reply to your Manson/NIN video yesterday? I posted some more. The post is near the bottom of the previous thread, right after the shit storm..."

no actually i didn't. with all of the name stealing and such i just skipped all the posts altogether on that. so i just went back and searched for it..and i have pasted the links to word so i can go check them out! thanks!

i also missed the story ylais posted. it was soo long i just thought it was something i didn't need/want to read. holy crap lisa, that was funny! thanks for sharing, i hope dave found it as amusing as i did. i loved it when he said so people..if you are going to talk to a celebrity and lie to them, make sure it is not dave because he will bust you every time. that is too funny.

has anyone seen the new youtube video of dave being 'pissy with the media'? it was posted by our good friend charlie bond....

Two pioneers of the internet age interviewing eachother on their respective internet radio stations? I'm there dude!

That video is fucking kick ass, captures the live show pretty damn nicely. Also, I'm pretty sure that during the first "I can feel you", I'm partially seen reaching out to Steve's hand from the Avalon/Limelight show. Aww, you guys! Much love.

Peace!
- Sean

hey sean..where have you been?? (this is the old sean right? not that you are old, we just have new friends..i don't want to confuse new people.) LOL

Oldschool, I am so sorry for your loss. Thursday September 28, will be the one year anniversary of my sons death. He was only 34 when he died from a drug overdose. I miss him so much. I tried everything I could to help him, but you can't help an addict if they don't want help. Good for you for starting that fund in your friends name. I would love to do that for my son too, but I don't know how. Take care, I do know how you feel.

someone here mentioned the rock opera TPC has created...it's so fucking obvious...put the lyrics together...the romeo/juliet thing, with the boyfriend/soldier guy dying in Iraq and the girlfriend falling apart, searching for him, finding no one who understands..so...does she die? Please, don't make it a movie or an off Broadway musical...

Thank God the music is brilliant.

Paris Hilton? Are you sure L&S didn't mean Perez Hilton? Ha Ha!

Teahouse of the Spirits----best song I've heard from the album so far!

This is the link that Moonrider mentioned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkYixl4OZdY

Thanx moon for the heads up. DN-could get a LITTLE annoying :(

Claryfying-the MEDIA I mean-

OLDSCHOOL, there is a rehab in Vista Ca that is free. It is for homeless men and men who are just getting out of prison. It's called Casa Raphael. Vista is in North County San Diego.

HI DAVE....

YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!!!!!!!!!!
http://rockdirt.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=20215

sending all good thoughts out to those who are struggling with the effects of addiction and recovery in their lives. "grieve not, but rather find strength in what remains behind".
thank you Dave for hosting a place we can all gather around for fun, interesting reading and peaceful reflection.
evening, everyone!

"Dave,
Well... um... you know.
HS"
Posted by: Humboldt Squid at September 26, 2006 06:13 PM

Damn, Squiddly! Funny AND classy.

You're really starting to impress me, with this and the spanish posts. 'Mucho' improvement.

So you gonna send some 'dinero' or what?

Dave awesome video, I have been jamming it every 3-5 minutes for hours now:)really great work...wish we could come see you guys in Houston on the 8th.

B'meister thanks for the link to "Dave'd and Confused" Thank was really rocking!!

You're welcome, Sharon.

People, you really have to watch this. I'm posting it again:

'DAVE'D AND CONFUSED' - The Panic Channel plays Led Zeppelin's 'Dazed and Confused' - 9 fucking minutes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZtBXMpyVzg

Killer clip!

(although Steve Isaacs sure seems 'confused' during Dave's solo - "What the fuck am I supposed to be doing?")

Listening to that boyfriend of Tamara-wow-he is really jealous... quite a reputation you have built.

Kyle is the biggest wanker. He can be the biggest arsehole. I pity poor Tamara

Dear family,
Would you hate me if I told you I LOVED the youtube with Dave getting pissy...cause it's REAL!!?

love,
jezzi(tired of falsehoods)

nope....cause we would all be right there next to you agreeing wholeheartedly

How many gurls you got tucked away DN?:) Hey Jez~

nice work oldschool!

http://lifeandstylemag.hollywood.com/

its like the 4th story down. I love the face dave is making! Funny...the story however sucks...I dont believe anyone could walk away from dave in midsentence hes so intriguing! Anywho I thought it was funny. Anyone else care to comment?

Dave love you! Rock On!
XxXo-B!

Hey Dave. :-) Just leaving a few late night ‘owl tracks…’ Thanks for the link Bloumeister. Now that, my friend, was nine and a half minutes well spent. Sexy guitar work Dave. *flicks Bic in appreciation* I love Led Zeppelin and that was an awesome performance. Would it be naughty of me to say that’s quite a musical ‘ménage à trois’ amongst Steve, your guitar and yourself when you lads get into the groove? ;-) That performance was hot, intimate and provocative, clearly demonstrating how comfortable all of you are performing onstage together. Very cool, guys. :-)

Great Video.. love the title too

and Dave, you are by far prettier than your lead singer :)

OMG - I think I got a woodie watching that video ....and I don't even have a penis. Thanks for the link. That was possessed!

Ahh Dave... since I am the complete opposite of a Paris fan it's great to know you're not with her ... im seriously hoping. hahaha. well just thought id show you some love honey
love and butterflies

Ok I for some reason went to the link someone provided to L&S, I don't know why but...

"Bloodied but unbowed, the Latin love machine moved to an easier prey..."

Dave! OMG I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!! "The Latin love machine"?? They actually called you that?? YOU SOOOOO need to use that somehow in a blog!! That's classic!

Btw...was the "scared" Brunette the "BABY WHAT'S WRONG WIT YO EYE" girl?? LMAO ;-)

Just want to say thanks for getting behind a great cause.

It would be great if more celebs could follow.
It's bad enough being addicted when you're rich famous, believe me its so much worse when you are a poor nobody.

Also, just want to say thanks for all the fun of reading the comments - bad or good on this website, its taking my mind off difficult times!

You might be a good influence on Paris.

Derailed, no one is a nobody. We are all someone. The guy on the street is someone. The struggling addict is someone.

Everyone is someone and everyone matters.

Everyone of us.

I was recently turned on to daves music and came here to find out more about it. So for the last week or so I've been reading and being curiously entertained by the war of words going on. When I decided to post I was slammed for no particular reason. I didn't attack or align myself with either side in this war. Oddly enough it wasn't the darkside, dorkside or whoever that attacked it was the supposed good guys. Sorry to the mafia if I'm not a good enough speller for you but I've never attacked you so why attack me? My insperational thought of the day is in honor of the mafia who is either a dick or an ass.
" Now aquestion of etiqutte as I pass, do I give you the crotch or the ass."
-Tyler Durden

Welcome Tyler...please don't take this as ANY kind of attack....maybe you MEANT to spell inspiration that way...but, to paraphrase a quote from FIGHT CLUB...you are not the contents of your dictionary..haha

jezzi(I am Jack's spell check..heehee...HI PEEBS!!)

PS...who sang that song..."I'm just a love machine, and I don't work for nobody but you..."

Wise words Old School and good luck with your amazing work.

Mr.I don't sweat it. Thats how they are. Their attacks of our thoughts when we posted is how this whole war got started. Then it just got to be fun. Nice quote by the way.

"I am Jack's spell check" I like it. No I didn't mean to spell it like that I'm just a shitty typist. My fingers move faster than my brain. But since that dipshit made such a big deal about it I'll leave it spelled with an "e" instead of an "i".

Great Video Dave, Teabagged from the Spirits!!
Tea for two,
and two for tea,
slapping nuts on your chin,
with a mushroom tattoo'd forehead!!

How's them lyrics?

Them silly ole spirits!!

Darkside Rules!!

Dave,
I just want to say how much I've enjoyed reading all the crap people take time to write. Not like you're gonna sit down at a computer and read all these pathetic posts of people kissing your ass. These people are in some kind of denial or something. I know you have a busy life that's full of rewards, but these people obviously have none. What a shame!! Get a life folks.

OS, {{{hugs}}} but you know that already. Love you, man.

Mr. Insperational, LOVE FIGHT CLUB :) We've been watching it again, frequently the past 2 weeks.

Latin Love Machine, we love you. HAHAH

And I LOVE CHARLIE BOND. and Sarah Bond. Thanks for that.

damn, I'm just full of love this morning. Full of something, anyway.

Hi Dave, Lyn, Peebs, Moon, Jez, Amber, Angel, Linda in SD (special hugs to you), Bratty, Jenn, RP--oh I guess the list is too long--what I am, accepting an award?

Have a great day, D & Fam, & everyone.

Love,
Sue

I agree with Mr Inseperation,
Upon reading the posts for a while, I noticed that new people were being attacked for no apparent reason. They are so protective of this blog it's ridiculous. I posted for the first time a few days ago and thought I had been picked on. I was, however, corrected, but I think new people are only being treated nice now because the 'nice' people were pointed out as the ones that started the nastiness in the first place. I can't believe that people are coming to this blog with one huge common interest, Dave Navarro, and the mutual appreciation became a public slinging match. I think even the ones saying nasty stuff about Dave don't even really mean it, they are just pissed at the 'not so warm' welcome they received in the first place. It appears that some people can post about anything they like as many times as they like, but if it's someone they don't know, they go off!
Make love, not war people!
Make your 'niceness' consistent.
It would appear that these people have learnt a valuable lesson, treat people how you would like to be treated.

And by the way, Hi Dave and Good Morning everyone!

On to the reason I originally came here. I am a guitar player ( I do use the term loosly)and just resently got in to navarro. I am not all that familiar with his body of work so any suggetions on tracks to listen to would be greatly appritiated.

To whomever was asking about Night One I believe it was written around the story Planchette by Jack London. Seems like a good book to read as I've only read parts of it on the internet. Search Planchette Jack London and you'll see what I mean.
Dave and O.S. ...thanks for supporting people who truly need it. I have a couple of family members that have been in much need of help with their recovery from drugs and alcohol.
Dave and Paris...that might be interesting to watch just once.

Dave Navarro,
Please excuse me if I enjoy your site for all the wrong reasons, please forgive me if I do not pay homage to your body parts every time I post. Please forgive me if I find more important beauty in the world, such as the unrestrained joy & love in my child’s eyes or the peaceful beauty of the lake when I got up this morning, (anyone who wishes to see that may email me, I will send you the pic…) or even the bitter & beautiful irony of losing one of my best friends to AIDS, 20 minutes before my daughter was born. Dave, please excuse me for using your site as a source of tension relief, of trying to find the lighter side of life in a world of hate and despair, of teasing your “fam� about stroking your ego and kissing your backside. Please pardon my intrusion into your little world of 6767, in search of the comic relief that this lacking, so much, in today’s society; a society that is still filled with so much hate, judgment & fear. Please also forgive me if I do not change, if I stand firm to my beliefs, if I do not let others tell me who I should be or how I should act at ANY age, if I continue to find the hilarity in this world and on your site… And if you can not find it in your heart to look past my flaws and see my humor….then in your own words…you can SUCK A DICK!! (Sorry, needed that comic relief there!!!)
Enjoy the morning ALL!!!!

hey Mr. Inspiration...do you have ONe? or have you listened to Ritual? or Trust No One? check out your local music search engine..I have those three CDs and fell in love with them...but I also know that the original Spread tracks are available from some family members here, and also at that site that people dare not speak of..xiola!! haha

love,
jezzi(Sheryl Crow says....Lighten UP!!)

P.s ....it was EAT~!!

jezzi(Hi Sue!!)

Get over your self Scott you are in hear a lot to have such a god life.

you turd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS - Who cares!!!!

you do

HI JEZZI!! Morning to the entire 6767 family! Still {{{{hugs}} to OS!

I'm still cracking myself up with the "Latin sex machine" line from the L&S piece.
Why does it make me think Dave should change his name to Ramon and become a actor on a Spanish Novella?? LMAO!!

Sorry, nunzilla and C, but I need to call Shenanigans...you guys are the ones who keep bringing things up, just get over it, PLEASE. TRUCE. OK? OK. We are over it, at least I am! Everyone who stumbles upon the blog is welcome, you know that. Dave has made that perfectly clear. Stop playing the martyrs, please. None of the "Fam" are excluding anyone, EVERYONE has been repeatedly invited to join in the Asylum discussions when things get heated here. Yes, we love Dave. And his music. Sometimes people feel the need to state how "hot" they think he is, I do it occasionally too and I don't care who thinks what of it. His physically attractive characteristics are apparent, as is his musical prowess and--evidently for the tabloids--his Lascivious Latin Love Machine abilities are too.

The only reason the "fam" got territorial over the blog was because of the flood of ridiculousness that was going on in what had previously been a really pleasant place to visit. You, C-, pointed out that you were using the blog as a source of "tension relief", well--excuse me--but how does CAUSING tension RELIEVE tension for you? Lots of us have gone here for a long time, or a short time, for Dave news, a little fun and levity in our day to day grind, and when the craziness happens, it takes the fun out. So how can you blame people for being “protective�? It’s the way of the world. Someone is there first, they stake their claim, and even if they are willing to share, as we are here, when they are under attack they will strike back.

Now, I am pretty sure this will be seen as a counterattack. But I honestly mean this as calling it the way I see it. Enough bullshit already. Can’t we all just get along? In the scheme of things, this is not that important. :) And I do see lots of things in your posts that are interesting, intelligent points. So please stop excluding yourselves and blaming the "Fam". Thanks.

Asshole Scott - Maybe you should change your name to Stupid Ass!! It's yourself, not your self. And, here - not hear. DUH!! Muncha bunch turd eater!!

Thanks I'll have to check those out.

Ooooh did you spend a night in Paris... lol...

On a Carmen note, she's in an 8 page black&white edgy fashion photo editorial in Flaunt Magazine #77... It's really cool!!! I saw it yesterday in Barnes & Noble...

Sue, Thanks for the mature and neutral comments to others. I completely agree with you and hope that everyone else will see your post as the postive push forward that it is....I really enjoy coming here to see what Dave has to say, and yes I think he is very attractive, Latin Love Machine, OMG yes....but I also love knowing he supports such wonderful charities, and his guitar playing is unbelieavable....Again, Thanks. Good Morning to Everyone Lots of Love Bratty

Wow Sue - Where did you find an attack in what I posted??? I think I have REPEATEDLY tried to get along here, and yet you still want to place me at the top of the "naughty" list...I have posted nothing rude to any family member in quite awhile, and yet I am causing tension??? Dave has made nothing perfectly clear, in fact, the fact that noone has been "blocked" from posting is much more clear to me... I think you may have completely taken that post completely out of context just because it was posted by ME, and the shame of it is, if I had posted it under a different name, you woud have had a completely different attitude toward it!!! I don't exclude myself or blame anyone...the post is asking NO forgiveness of YOU...Please reread the post without the biased opinions of WHO posted it and see the bigger picture there...

Amen, Sue...today is a new day...we can't change yesterday...but we can move on...can't we?

love,
jezzi(channeling Poltergeist..all are welcome in the light)

C....come ON!!! You are welcome here, just stop with the poor pitiful me stuff..PLEASE...There's only room for one martyred attention whore here, and that's ME!!!!!!

jezzi(the O.G.M.!)

Re:
Now, I am pretty sure this will be seen as a counterattack. But I honestly mean this as calling it the way I see it. Enough bullshit already. Can’t we all just get along? In the scheme of things, this is not that important. :) And I do see lots of things in your posts that are interesting, intelligent points. So please stop excluding yourselves and blaming the "Fam". Thanks.
Posted by: Sue at September 27, 2006 06:37 AM

Hey Sue,
totally appreciate your point of view and didn't find it was a counterattack, I heard where you're coming from, and just for the record, I did state that I thought I was being picked on at first, but that was corrected and I found that it was a lady named Linda with a sense of humour, I just forgot what a sense of humour was for a moment!
Have a lovely day!

C-, you say you want to find the lighter side in a world of hate and despair? Do you realize you are going about it in the wrong way? Of course, you find joy in the chaos, but others do not, so why keep adding to the fire? That is totally going against everything you just stated.

Do you think because we don't discuss the beauty of nature here, that we don't appreciate it? GIVE ME A BREAK! Did you realize this is DN's blog, which is why we enjoy talking about all things Dave? Since you'd rather not discuss DN, maybe you'd enjoy heading on over to this message board for awhile and spreading joy and happiness to their members. http://aradece.tripod.com/index.htm

Hugs to all on a very beautiful Wednesday morning.

Jez, every time I think of that lady I get the image from Sixteen Candles of her walking down the church aisle sloshing her hidden bottle of booze HAHAHA :)

Dave, we (peebs and I) have discussed and think you should change your myspace profile song to "Love Machine" by the Miracles.

wow scott your so smart your momma must be Proud

Hey Robin (Peebs) I posted that link to L&S. I had to look it up b/c I dont read that magazines just come straight to the source. However, had to see the bullshit Dave was talking about. I thought the wording was hysterical and I must agree he should just ANNOUNCE himself as "THE LATIN LOVE MACHINE" :-D HAHA!!!

Anywho Dave the video was great very entertaining! Thank You!

Much LOVE to all and especially the clever (ONe). OldSchool you are in my thoughts and prayers baby.
Xo-B!

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I repeat - reread the fucking post - you shits!!! Good God almighty!! There is absolutely NO poor me in ANY of it!!! I am NOT asking for your approval or attention!! Please just accept that I am NOT looking to be accepted and quit reading things into what I say!!

Your obviously a very young person, so I'll take it easy on ya. Enjoy yourself.

C - I still have a place for you in my dark world. Stay cool!!

C-
No problem. Looking forward to reading your future posts about how you're being ignored by the family.
Jeez, can't live with us, can't live without us. LOL FUCKING LOL.

So, I had to read the article too.... I liked the word lascivious . . . Peebs, thanks for the warning - I was ready for it, so nothing came out of my nose!

Dave..... did you take your vacation yet?

Always,
me

Everyone,
I've been called a sex machine also. It's pretty flattering to hear I must say.

Who are you people trying to fool? You've had 2 new people come on here today and say you attacked them unprovoked. And you wonder why we started this campaign of hate. Basically you are all snobs! Sticking your noses up at anybody you don't know. Yor own actions have causes this. Take some responsiblity for your own actions instead of putting it on us. YA TURDS!!!!!!!!!

And to the spelling police I know I spelled some words wrong. Tough shit get over it!

Great Video Dave, Teabagged from the Spirits!!
Tea for two,
and two for tea,
slapping nuts on your chin,
with a mushroom tattoo'd forehead!!

How's them lyrics?

Justanotherhater - If you make one more spelling error, I'm afraid we're gonna have to give you the boot!!

Everyone,
I've been called a sex machine also. It's pretty flattering to hear I must say.

With that saggy bag of yours I find it hard to believe that any one would call you something other than a prune . Scott

Teabagger "Fam"
I got one for ya,

Question: What do you get when you eat a turd?

Anwer: I don't know, why don't you tell me!!

Ha Ha Ha

Anyone who is a NIN/Tool/APC fan will probably like this
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=36794676

Black Light Burns
Danny Lohner, Wes Borland, Josh Eustis Josh Freese

They're pretty much done w/their first album and planning an extensive tour.

WHOO HOO NEW DANNY LOHNER!!

My saggy bag? Have you been peaking?

No but I figured that you were a old fuck

I is sory fo teh spelin erors pease dont bot mi scot.

Scott - thanks
Hater - thanks
Sue - what a shame that you are so shallow, I read some of your posts and thought, well hell she seems cool, but you really are no different are you...Full of judgements and insults. I am beginning to believe that you all have a third party to read for you, because you are obviously reading, or hearing, somewhere that I think you are ignoring me???!!! First, that would be great, ignore me - PLEASE!!! If I were ignored here, you all wouldn't be spending your precious "dave lovin'" time posting your shit to me!!!!!!

Old? Who said I was old? By bag drags because of my huge cock!!

Excuse me... My bag drags because of my huge cock!!

No hard filling just trying to start some shit scott.
haha

Scott, Dude really I don't need to hear about your balls. It's way to early for that.

Yep, that's me. Shallow, stupid, selfish and I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!

Completely judgemental and not cool at all. I am a raving bitch 24/7 and don't think of others at all and exclude everyone from my ME ME ME and DAVE DAVE DAVE club. Don't you know that Dave loves only me? This whole site is dedicated to WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT IT AND HOW I WANT IT. How did you know all that about me? Are you psychic? I know, my posts are such a window into my psyche. I'm just a shallow, transparent puddle of drool worshiping at the alter.

Feel better now? How's that working out for you? Not so good? Buh bye.

I don't understand all these comments about some of us being snobs. I try to keep it real, and sometimes I try to be funny. OLDSCHOOL's fund for drug addicts is a very serious story. I lost my son one year ago, and there is nothing worse than losing a child. It seems to me that all this bickering is causing some to forget what really is important in life. You may not care who you are hurting, but there must be someone in your life that you do care about. You never know when it may be your last conversation with them. Don't let your last memory be of saying something hurtful, you can't take it back.

I can tell by the way you type that you really do want to know. justanotherhater

Justanotherhater, why are you trying to be nice all of a sudden? It's not working here. We have all seen your previous posts and know that you,C,Scott,haha, and the rest of your fucked up clan sling shit around here like it was going out of style. Go try your ridiculous attempts on some litte todlers at your local kindergarden class. They might just buy into your shit.

You two would make a cute couple

Hello, my lovelies! Sue, Robin, Heather... all the rest, and of course our Dave, too. Today is a Stevie Ray Vaughn day. I hope your day will be filled with the sweet, SWEET sounds of a guitar, too.

Rock it, bitches!

Linda,
Sorry for your loss.
It's people like these darksiders that make this place feel like hell. It's okay the rest of us care about you and your feelings.

you dum ass shit Why did you have to bring me in to it .
Jesses still love you.

hell, yeah Jenn--Couldn't Stand the Weather is one of my all time favorites!! NIN day here, mostly NINish with breaks of TPC and Tool.

to justanotherwhineyassbitch

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!! You don't WANT to be ignored, you are screaming to be noticed!!

Linda, I am so sorry for your loss, thank you for reminding me what's important, my son moved out again on Saturday, and what hurts the most right now is that I told him I loved him, and, for the first time, he didn't say he loved me back, I would hate for the last words we said to each other to be angry ones...5 years ago, my mom died, and the last time I spoke to her was on 9/11, when I called to tell her I loved her.

Nunzilla, that was me! Linda is my real name, and I have to be reminded sometimes that my sense of humor doesn't always translate well

as for the people here that are trying to paint us as snobs and haters and turds and attackers, actions speak louder than words, for every one post we make, you make 100, Dave has closed this blog twice, has posted a video, has tried his best to drop the brick on your heads without hurting you, if you are truly fans of his, why disrespect him so? You have been invited over and over again to the community, yet you insist on staying here, So we compliment him? Well, it is HIS blog, where else would we? Have you BEEN to a Jane's show, a Chili's, TPC, Camp Freddy,did you watch RSSN? TDDUP, did you read his book? Why are you HERE instead of the other celebrity blogs?
love,
jezzi(that what unites us is stronger than what divides us)

Sue - Wow, whatever...

Linda for SD - Very true, I hope you don't think I am calling ANYONE a snob, because I really haven't. I couldn't imagine losing a child and it truly sucks that it happened to you... I posted above and now because of it am "causing shit" which was very untrue of the post. It was to try and see a bigger picture, but it was unforetuneately lost because of the name it was posted by. If you read my fist post at the top, I sent my condolences to Oldschool, I know it is hard to lose a friend...

Me trying to be nice? Please if it came out that way I truely do apologize. oh and since I didn't address it before what the hell do you mean we can't live without you? You ballsniffers are talking about us even when we aren't on here. Damn dumbass you guys are talking about us on 2 websites! Now who can't live with out who. asshole scott you seem to be all about 2 guys and droppy ball sacks and what not. Man it's 2006 you guy's are more accepted out in the open now it's ok come on out of the closet.YA TURDBURGLER!!!!!

You know what would be a nice idea? If TPC does the fall tour, maybe they can put a donation box near the merch for The Christopher Lee Smith Memorial Fund For Addiction. If we're there dropping $ on shirts and stuff, everyone should donate a few dollars to a worthy cause and it would really add up.

Fall tour? Sue did you say FALL TOUR?

I read a rumor (hint hint DAVE) but haven't seen any DATES yet.

And I think a "drop box" for charity is a excellent idea!

:-D

JAH (Justanotherhater),
You must be what, about 15 yrs. old? Your posts pretty much give that away about yourself. Why are you always skipping school? Do everyone a favor and go get that education. God knows you need it!

Geez whinneyassbitch, you figured me out. and all by yourself too. How proud you must be. Since you are so smart how can i post so i sound so smart and grown up just like you?

I think you should take your thumb out of your ass and go to school now little one!!

What the hell.

biiiitchfessssst.

Now I remember why I don't come around here anymore.

I mean nothing against Dave, but it looks like we've got a new shitstirrer around here.

You kids play nice now ;)

Yeah Whiney Bitch, we must laugh at your humor and wisdom. You probably think he is 15 years old. Hey Dumbass, if you were a true "fam" member you would have seen earlier posts that said our ages. Go eat shit you turd eater!!!

whinneyassbitch, you can't still be mad because me and the cool kids gave you that wedgie in gym class last week? I mean come on it's not like we locked you in your locker again.

Justanotherhater - Hey I got one for ya...

Question: What did one turd say to the other turd?

Answer: I hope someone comes around soon and flushes us, it's starting to really smell like shit in here!!

Turd talk

awesome.

Kristen dont go it well be ok its good have you around. haha

Wheh hard to tell what's real in here anymore an who is who??
Nice to see your attention on all the addiction stuff Dave for it is important as I have been in recoverey for 23 yrs this month. A hard trek at times but doable and Life does GET BETTER all the time with it.
STEVIE RAY VAUGHN is another guitar hero of mine.....

Dave,
You play the guitar like a child learning to play the violin.......ereeecckkk eeeererkk.

I was reading above and just wanted to point out that nunzilla made a very good point about being "attacked". It also seems to me, from reading thru, that certain "undesireables" are jumped on no matter what they say here, whether it is nasty or not. When my father died a few years back, I realized how short life really is and how quickly it can be taken. Perhaps ALL sides can be looked at with alittle less judgement and anger????

Tom congratulations!!!!!!! I Love Stevie Ray Also, Lots of Love

Hey that wasn't me, someone hi-jacked me. Hey retards go get a life. Dave is a good guitar player, his songs just suck.

My cat just died, does that count?

Poor, poor pussy... may you rest in heaven.

Yes Scott - Your pussy counts!!!

Sorry, NY but when we tried that we just got shit slung back in our faces, so even though the offer stands for peace, I'm not going to offer my opinion on it again. Not worth the trouble.

Oh, and this really is Sue, the other lameass posts are imposters, post away people, Dave can see your IP addresses anyway so it doesn't matter.

You keep thinking that he actually sits down and reads all this stuff. I'm pretty sure he has better uses for his time than that.

I understand your position Sue, but I am also looking at the other position too! For example someone just told justanotherhater to not bother being nice and the post from C-, did not seem anything more than toungue in cheek humor and not meant as it was perceived. Yes, it goes WAY too far in here sometimes, but today's spiral into the abyss, is certainly more a cause of misunderstanding then attacks on either side!!

Oh but Justanotherhater, I just talked to Dave personally and he said that he thinks the darksiders have won the battle!! He also said that he's tired of trying to read through all the ass kissing remarks. He said once you seen one, you've seen them all. He likes our side because we don't bore him.

Hey Tom,

Your paintings suck and you're old.

Take a viagra and go fuck yourself.

Love Paul

I like you Paul. Your funny!!......possible darksider?

Hey Sue,

I.P. stands for "ingest prick"

So open wide baby, daddy's home and the hog is out!

Love Paul

Dang scott did you really, really talk to him? I am soooo jealous. Your life must have meaning now. So I guess your done posting now since he gave you a life.

Scott you homo - its me, Darkside Paul.

Lets have sex soon!

Love Paul

NY - thanks for reading that post without the fog of anger and suspicion. I agree that sometimes it is just a battle of halfwits here, myself included at times, but it is a shame that it gets so out of control!

C, why can't you respond without digging at others....I am not attacking you either, just asking a question?

Hey wanna be darksider Paul. You just like to get shit stirred like the rest of us darksiders. Except your a homo, and we're not. Go suck a wang you wannabe.

awesome song!!!!..u guys rock!

Last Post:

Sorry, but there are too many bullshit posts for me to spend a good portion of my day scrolling past them to find actual conversation from intelligent adults.

All I have to say to Scott is, if Dave stopped reading his fan's posts it's because dicks like you have filled up this blog with hundreds of vapid posts for your own self gratification. You want to rag on Dave and everyone else in here to make yourself feel better? You pick up a guitar and post your rifs. We'll all sit in judgement of you. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and let everyone in here who enjoys this music enjoy it.

I'll quote Antonia Banderas in "Desperado" and leave:

"It's easier to kill than to make music. Easier to destroy than to create."

Go ahead and keep bashing everyone who's more creative and talented then you. I'm sure it'll enrich your pathetic life somehow.

I'll see the rest of you at the Asylum.

-MS

Probably
An
Ugly
Lesbian

Bratty - I am confused, who did I dig at? The only dig there included myself... If you think I singled anyone out, sorry, sometimes it is hard to distinguish between what is said to me in anger and what is not.

MS - I got a quote for ya...
"Eat shit whiney ass bitch"
Scott

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?

2 ft. of my cock in your ass.

HAHAHA

If Dave reads this at all it's becuse of us. He'd read it for the same reason all of you do to see what we'll say next. It's kind of like a car wreck you just can't help but stare!

More please haha.

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Scott your last post didn't come out real well it sounds like you want more cock in your ass.

Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Justanotherhater - I meant more jokes from haha. Funny one though.

Why does a squirrle swim on its back?

Come on Scott don't be like that...

I dropped the "Darkside" from my name because I was worried that Tom Menard would assume I'm black and try and harm me. He's a racist you know..

Well, that and I came the conclusion that the whole "Darkside" moniker is kinda gay.

But on the brightside, I'm ok with my gayness and am looking forward to giving it to you in the ass someday. I hear you like to catch!

Love Paul

To keep its nuts dry

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a sentence.

Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"

The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"

To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely s**t my pants".

Hey C, I admit I try to skim over the bullshit posts that have nothing to do with this site, because what is the point. I do read the ones that seem to have some substance to them. There are some really good and nice people on here who do welcome everyone, but I think when this wierd ass back and forth stuff goes on it just gets ridiculous. The site does belong to Dave Navarro, and I admit I am one who thinks he is hot, really hot, and this is a site I can go and say that. No big deal. I guess I just wanted you to see that open minds are on here, but when anyone feels "attacked" or "shit on" they are going to get defensive. This is really a cool place to post about the comments that the owner puts on here, and you get to see others opinions regarding that comment. Lots of Love to All Bratty

Bratty,
Well said. We all needed to hear that one.
zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz

Bratty - I agree, I am the first to go on the defensive sometimes, but it is always misconstrued as me "whining" or whatever. I TOTALLY agree about open minds, and wish some would have that when it comes to me, I try very hard myself to keep an open mind here and let it be a forum for ALL. Thanks for the post.

Paul,
You're quit the funny one.
My sides are hurting man!!
Nice try on the whole catcher concept, thanks but no thanks.

Scotty hunny, please just tell us some more jokes, huh??? They've been good to read!!!

Scott you better watch out. I f Paul catches you it won't be your sides that are hurting.

Ace track, love it love it and you are wicked-sexy playin that guitar (as ever), really great last frame. You get hotter and cuter each time. Did you have a nice few days away from the w.w.web? It's good sometimes to rest the eyes and take a break. I got really pissed off at myself checking to see if there was a new post, shows how hooked into this I've become.
As for the rumour machine.. Comic book is good; "An illustrated guide to Dave's fictional love life - read and learn" it wouldn't take long to put together and send out to the main culprits.
Alternatively Mr Navarro, you are a well connected kind of guy, why don't you arrange a few select non-dates? You must know some decent chicks who would be delighted to assist you in winding up the tabloids, you wouldn't even have to go near the girl physically, all it would take is you looking gorgeous, girls being seen out with you and hey presto... If you scatter a few false trails it might give you some sense of control back. Public fascination with contents of tabloid journalism isn't gonna change, they sell papers and make money, it is amazing how little truth or ethics come into it. The fabrications they print doesn't touch who you are - don't let them bother you.
Nice work re the charity plug.
Locking my best mate in the house one night so he couldn't go out and score and then finding out he had a gun, all great fun. Watching someone come off shit, get clean, battle with it, lose it, then leave it behind eventually and move on once and for all - proud to be their friend.
Silky.x.x.x

I know, how about the "disfunctional Fam" instead of darksiders? Or maybe the "misfits". Or, how about "dip shits"?

Good point Justanotherhater, I better not drop anything on the floor and attempt to pick it up with the possibility of Paul waiting to strike.

Farting All The Time

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

Hey C,

You remind me of the tall ugly girl in class.

The one that the other girls make fun of...

The one you kinda feel sorry for until you see her eat a booger.

Then you're just kinda grossed out by her.

Love Paul

Don't start hijackin, ya shithead!!

Paul - yep that was me, 'cept I used to fling my boogers at little turds like you!!!

Great Video Dave, Teabagged from the Spirits!!
Tea for two,
and two for tea,
slapping nuts on your chin,
with a mushroom tattoo'd forehead!!

How's them lyrics?

Paul

You were geek getting pushed into the locker in school.
The dork that couldn’t get the girl.
The 300 pound kid that smelled like shit. Getting close yet?
Your fooling know one big bad bitch

"It's like my grandma always said...The real money's in the dick and fart jokes"
-Holden McNeil

My Momma always said,
Dorks like Paul should be shoved into traffic,
because you never want to be seen with a big bad bitch.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork

Hey Ha Ha,

Try alternate phrasing for maximum insult potential:

"You're fooling NO one, big bad bitch"

I'm here to help.

Love Paul

Kermit the frogs finger

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the survival guide for taking a dump at the office.

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.

FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be minimized with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

SAFE HAVENS: A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a same-sex pooper entering your bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON: A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

Hey Scott,

My car was hit by a mother. It left a big dent.

You'd better hope that you and I never meet in person.

Love Paul

Just for the record, Sue is one of the most considerate, intelligent and genuine people I have conversed with online. Some of you will already know this. If the rest of you bothered to pull your heads out of your asses for a minute, you would realise it too. I respond in a negative fashion, only when I see the ignorance that offends my sensibilities. You know who you are, now show some fucking respect. I don't care one bit about whether you have been posting here 2+ years like some of us, or you have posted your first reply today, as far as I know there is still such a thing as common decency, some of you need to think about the way you address people face to face and follow the same simple, civil rules. Surely you wouldn't teach a five year old to do anything else.

RP
x

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

This insperational thought of the day goes out to those on both sides of this war of words.

"Thats what the internet is for.Slandering others anonymously."
-Banky Edwards

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

RP,

Well said. We all needed to hear that.
zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

Love Paul

Clever Dick

Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."
A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Thank you Paul, I'm glad my words calmed you down. Maybe if you read without your head stuck up your arse you would catch some of the sentiment. Surely if it's nap time you shouldn't be on the computer.

Buh bye

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a jacuzzi?

Stu

Don't start hijackin, ya shithead!!

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"

Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."

"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.

A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.

Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants.

The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"

Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

Thanks for the compliment Paul!! Good ole copy and paste. Gotta love it

Love Scott

As The Black Eyed Peas ask... Where is the Love?

what's wrong with the world, mama?
people livin like they ain't got no mamas
I think the whole world's addicted to the drama
only attracted to the things that'll bring the drama
overseas ya we tryin to stop terrorism
but we still got terrorists here livin
in the U.S.A, the big C.I.A
the bloods & the crips, and the KKK
but if you only got love for your own ways
then you only leave space to discriminate
and to discriminate only generates hate
and when you hate, then you're bound to get irate
madness is what you demonstrate
and that's exactly how anger works and operates
man ya gotta have love, this'll set us straight
take control of your mind and meditate
let your soul gravitate, to the love ya'll

Hey RP,

Sentiment is for old ladies and holocaust survivors.

This forum is too ephemeral. Perhaps you ought make a tattoo of your love poems. Put them right on top you gunt.

Love Paul
Love Paul

RP,

Well said. We all needed to hear that.
zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

Love Paul

The trouble is: once you've decided someone's an asshole, it's a very difficult thing to go back on...

...when you're TWELVE!

RP - there is alot of anger in your post...I still stand that we could do with ALOT less of that here, agreed? Sue just maybe a very considerate & intelligent person, but she herself took alittle detour today in some respect to that - Your defensive of her is very honorable, but also seems alittle unnecessary in that Sue defended herself fine. You have a point, although most of it has become lost within the way it was posted!

I mean ...
Karma's a bitch,

Well said. We all needed to hear that.
zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

Love Paul

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,[a] that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Never had your heart broken then - can't say as I'm surprised.

Did you mean to call me a cunt? Or is that a new playground swear?

Hey Scott,

You've put me straight into bliss.

There is a profound love unfolding here, right before your eyes people!

In love, Paul

Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.

Try seeing it from the point of view of one coming to what was once a funny and intelligent place to be and finding it full of pointless little cunts and maybe you would SNAP too.

Hey RP,

No actually I meant gunt. It's a contraction of the words "gut" and "cunt".

I find it handy for fat bitches like you.

Love Paul

Whats up

haha - or should I say preacher man. Go stick your bible up your ass!!

Hey haha,

That was some deep shit. Was that from Spiderman?

Love Paul

I think I love you Paul.
You and I should hook up man!!

Love Scott

Oh sorry, you're talking about the "snob" thing. So now I'm not allowed to express MY feelings.

This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.

Well unfortuneatly change happens all the time - it isn't always liked but eventually it needs to be accepted. Whatever is not appreciated can always be ignored!

Preacher Man -
Thou shall not shed shit on this blog, because the "Fam" may comith and shove your bible up your ass... maybe

Love Scott

I will pray for you

Well done, I hope your new word takes off. I find my large rolls of fat are handy places for storing lots of useless junk, and when I'm stuck at home, my lover packs in all sorts of fatty and sugary food so I don't have to move and burn any of my fat off. Luckily I have a national health service so I don't even have to pay for the complications caused my my extreme weight.

Moral cowardice that keeps us from speaking our minds is as dangerous to this country as irresponsible talk. The right way is not always the popular and easy way. Standing for right when it is unpopular is a true test of moral character.

Love Scott

Sorry but this is why I never got into the whole ANR stuff i "the old days" (I can use that, right?)

Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

Since everybody else is posting quotes I want to play too.

Hurrah - at last we have it, you are capable of only speaking in a "US-centric" voice Scott- what a fucking shocker.

No one said Sue was a snob, I commented on her being shallow, for posting this "Looking forward to reading your future posts about how you're being ignored by the family." It was a useless retort, made out of anger and I then went on to say how I had not expected something like that from her... Anyway, you can post any of your feelings, but why do it in the way you did?

Sorry, what's your point? I din't link those 2 posts either...

Oh and thanks for the permission!

That is where the snob comment originated... unless there was a later one you read somewhere else.

Just fucking with ya all. Ya turds didn't really think I changed my evil ways now did ya?

Love Scott

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.

Love Scott

I don't understand all these comments about some of us being snobs.
Posted by: Linda from San Diego at September 27, 2006 07:39 AM

RP - This is what I am referring to...if it isn't what you were referring to, sorry.

Scott - Never change, your great the way you are, ya meany!!!

Hey Scott,

Don't go changing to try and please me. You never let me down before. Don't imagine your too familiar and I don't see you anymore. I just want someone that I can talk to, and this I promise from the heart: I could not love you any better, I love just the way you are!

Love Billy

"And you wonder why we started this campaign of hate. Basically you are all snobs! Sticking your noses up at anybody you don't know. Yor own actions have causes this. Take some responsiblity for your own actions instead of putting it on us. YA TURDS!!!!!!!!!"

The trouble is, when it becomes "us and "them" - if you get my meaning, it's never going to be easy to see who has pissed who off.

A Fool and His Money
Fool: "How do a FOOL and his MONEY get together to begin with?" We all know "A fool and his money are soon parted," but the real question is how a fool even gets money!

Paine & Fear: "I fear not. I see no reason for fear. In the end we will be the victors. For though at times the flame of liberty may cease to shine, the ember will never expire." --Thomas Paine

I've seen it happen time and time again! Did nobody ever tell you about the God myth and how "life just ain't fair"?

"A fool and his money are soon partying!"

Missed that post - sorry - lots of snob comments today...But why make it "us" & "them", I get your meaning, don't get me wrong, but why should people need to choose sides??

There is nothing to fear, but fear itself.

...Well, that and spiders.

That was kind of my point!

Everybody pisses me off!

In relation to this:

"Yor own actions have causes this. Take some responsiblity for your own actions instead of putting it on us."

I don't think RP's posts are that angry, but it's annoying after a while to deal with the barrage of bullshit--whoa, are you happy now? Was your goal to irritate? Well, succeeded, like sand in your asscrack at the beach. Congrats on reaching your lofty goal.

I appreciated RP's defense, it was made from the fact that RP knows more about my personality than most of the newer, more vitriolic posters here.

And C-, honey, don't get your knickers in a twist. It's called SARCASM not anger, not a useless thing in my opinion, and apparently something that was lost on you.

If you think you've angered me, my, oh my, are you wrong. Irritated, maybe, but sorry--you haven't and probably never will see anger out of me over stupid internet bullshit. More like pity that you see the world with such jaded, bitter vision that you can't really see the good in life.

As you stalker/lurkers have seen, I've taken the opportunity this past week to turn shit into something better, as you irritate me, I turn around and do something nice for someone and it makes me feel better.

So fuck off. And I mean that in the NICEST way possible.

For those of you a little slow on the uptake, THAT was sarcasm.

Sue,
Well said, we all needed to hear that.
zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz

Love,
Scott & Paul

Hey Sue,

Blah blah blah GO blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah FUCK blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah. Blah blah YOURSELF blah blah.

Love Paul

As you stalker/lurkers have seen, I've taken the opportunity this past week to turn shit into something better, as you irritate me, I turn around and do something nice for someone and it makes me feel better.

Damn sue that must be a whole lot of blowjobs and handjobs, you've done lately

Hey Scott

You're funny.

Love Paul

Thanks man!!

Sue - I don't own knickers, so they can't be twisted, but perhaps your sarcasm got alittle lost in its wording, but then again my often does too obviously. No I am not trying to irritate or anger today. My first post today, if read correctly, should prove that. "More like pity that you see the world with such jaded, bitter vision that you can't really see the good in life." To comment on that, I am not sure where you get that I don't see that good in life, I clearly posted in my first post some of the beauty I see everyday.

This post is for the sole purpose of making Scotty post his hilariously repetative retort:

Go on, go for it the road is clear...

I for one am honoured that Paul took the time to type "blah" so many times.

Ignorance is indeed bliss.

I feel a (Closed) coming on...

And very well done for capitalising the first blah in each sentence. Attention to detail is a gift and a talent.

Main Entry: 1re·tort
Pronunciation: ri-'tort
Function: verb
Etymology: Latin retortus, past participle of retorquEre, literally, to twist back, hurl back, from re- + torquEre to twist -- more at TORTURE
transitive verb
1 : to pay or hurl back : RETURN
2 a : to make a reply to b : to say in reply
3 : to answer (as an argument) by a counter argument
intransitive verb
1 : to answer back usually sharply
2 : to return an argument or charge
3 : RETALIATE

repetitive
2 entries found for repetitive.
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repetitiverepetitive strain injury

Main Entry: re·pet·i·tive
Pronunciation: ri-'pe-t&-tiv
Function: adjective
1 : REPETITIOUS
2 : containing repetition
- re·pet·i·tive·ly adverb
- re·pet·i·tive·ness noun

Love Scott

PS Blah, blah, blah

C,

You missed your appointment this morning. As a reminder, the court has mandated that you meet with our offices each week for ongoing evaluation.

Please call to reschedule your appointment immediately or we will be forced to notify the court.

Sincerely,

Betty Lou Connelley
Case officer
Child Protective Services

Let's end it then with two things:
1. Linda, {{hugs}} to you, I will be thinking of you now and tomorrow. Hang in there. Please email me if you want to "talk".

2.
The Christopher Lee Smith Memorial Fund For Addiction
PO Box 178
Scottdale, GA 30079

The funds' stated purpose is to assist people financially with initial program placement for those that can't afford it while they sorting out their chemical dependencies through various drug treatment facilities.

Hi Dave,

Did you (or anyone) see Storm Large perform the National Anthem before the Contender finale yesterday? She did a kick ass job! I have to admit when I saw her, I secretly hoped that they would swing the camera and out would come DN on guitar. That's the only thing that could have made it better. But she was fantastic, you should check it out.

Peace,
T

How nice that you knew where to find me...

It's all right here in the file baby...

Dear [Recipient's name]: "Fam" & Head Honcho Sue

Please accept this letter as my formal notice of resignation from Daves web blog, effective [date, two weeks from date above]. The associations I've made slinging shit in here will truly be memorable for years to come.

I hope a two-week notice is sufficient for you to find a replacement for me. If I can help to train my replacement or tie up any loose ends, please let me know.

Thank you very much for the opportunity to work here.

Sincerely,

[Sign here] Love Scott

[Your name, title]

cc [Names for copies]

If Scott leaves then I'm leaving!

I'm nothing without my muse...

Love Paul

Paul,
You know I can't live without you man.
You've talked me into staying.

Thanks
Scott:) xoxxoxoo

Was that Billy Joel for real earlier? Man I can't believe how famous I've become. I am truely honored.

Hey Scott,

Oh yeah man - BJ is a big fan of Dave's. I hear his daughter got him into it. I hear he does a killer cover of Rexall on the piano.

You can email him by clicking on his name.

Love Paul

Well done boys. I'm glad your teacher gets you in the habit of looking up difficult words, but you don't need to post the definitions here, sillies, some of us are quite well educated. Thank you for your thought, have a lollypop.

Thanks Paul, I already did. He wants you and I to fly out to meet with him backstage on his next tour!!! He said he likes threesomes and wouldn't have it any other way. He said he's got a "Big Shot" for ya.

Scott w/ Love

RP - I got an all day sucker for you honey!! Open wide though it's a big one you dum dum.

Love Scott

Can't you just feel the love?

I think this board is really turning around.

Love Paul

If it's that big (call me cynical, but I have my doubts) you can damned well suck it yourself. Just don't do it in class.

Paul,
I think they all went to another place to get away from us. Are we too much to handle as a team?

Love Scotty

I am a little sad that you can't get anyone in real life to suck it for you...

RP,
I've done that on a few occasions.

occasion
2 entries found for occasion.
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occasion[1,noun]occasion[2,transitive verb]

Main Entry: 1oc·ca·sion
Pronunciation: &-'kA-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French or Latin; Anglo-French, from Latin occasion-, occasio, from occidere to fall, fall down, from ob- toward + cadere to fall -- more at OB-, CHANCE
1 : a favorable opportunity or circumstance
2 a : a state of affairs that provides a ground or reason b : an occurrence or condition that brings something about; especially : the immediate inciting circumstance as distinguished from the fundamental cause
3 a : HAPPENING, INCIDENT b : a time at which something happens : INSTANCE
4 a : a need arising from a particular circumstance b archaic : a personal want or need -- usually used in plural
5 plural : AFFAIRS, BUSINESS
6 : a special event or ceremony : CELEBRATION
- on occasion : from time to time

But it's always funner when someone else does it for ya.

Love Scott

RP - Are you lonely?

??Scott??

No. Lonely applies to people who dislike their own company.

Since when was "occasion" a difficult word?

Hey Scott,

This must mean that you and I are the only two Dave Navarro fans left in the world.

What's your favorite song?

Love Paul

I'm assuming you are saying this as there is no world for you outside of the internet?

19:09 BST

tick, tick, tick...

Pssst Scott,

I think she's talking to you...

Whatever you do, don't make eye contact.

Love Paul

This will probably be my last post here as there are a bunch of nimrods here.
Paul Yes I am Probably MUCH OLDER THAN YOU...but guess what probably(did I say probably, haha) MUCH WISER THAN YOU and the art that you thinks SUCKS makes me PROBABLY(did I say probably again) A LOT LOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU WILL EVER SEE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFETIME...BYEBYE

Tom, you know where to meet the fam don't you? I did look at your website and the art was fantastic.......lots of love to you

Hey Tom,

Mission accomplished. Bye-bye.

Love Paul

Dave,

That was a pretty good video. Something about it seems to be missing. I got the feeling that I was waiting for the great part of the thing. In other words it held my attention with it's energy but left me waiting for a special something. Kind of like a slow down of some type. Like a mind altering effect somewhere between the middle or towards the end without a cut in the music.

Well, I only listened to it once. Maybe when I listen to it, again, I'll like more than I do now.

mike

ATTN:
effective imediately scott has left the darkside and entered the (or been entered in) the backside. Thank you for your attention to this we now return you to your regularly scheduled harassment.

Ok, I just listened to it again. And I still feel the same. The part where there's only music seems to me to be a little limiting, especially when it transitions back to the lyric part. Not that your guitar playing was bad but the direction of that sections...well, you get what I'm saying.

mike

Troll's on parade.

Paul,
My favorite song would have to be anything that doesn't include Dave Navarro in it.

Sincerely,
Scott

Mike,
Enough with the video already man. We all know it sucks, it's okay.

Love Scott

Justanotherhater - Paul said he thinks you're cute:)

Love Scott

Go sit on a greased poll! ya sceevy perv!!!!!

(CLOSED)

Please.

Tommy Menard -
I have to agree with Paul. Your paintings suck!! Color by number, your not fooling anyone.

Love Scott

Mike -
I mean suck, not (probably), they really do.

Love Scott

Tommy not Mike, my bad!!

Paul,
Are ya still there?

Love Scott

1The revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants what must soon take place. He made it known by sending his angel to his servant John, 2who testifies to everything he saw—that is, the word of God and the testimony of Jesus Christ. 3Blessed is the one who reads the words of this prophecy, and blessed are those who hear it and take to heart what is written in it, because the time is near.

I need more cock in my ass

don,t by gay

I would just like to apologize for hi-jacking Scott on my last post. I am the real fag in here. I'm sure by know though everyone knows this.

Consider the religious man who happens to accidentally receive an injury to his testicles (stones) or the loss of his penis (privy member). According to the Bible, and regardless of his righteousness or goodwill toward men, mind you, but just because he lacks a penis, he should never enter a Church or Temple.

Don't start hijackin, ya shithead!!

"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD. A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD."

Hey Haha,
I'd still love you even if you don't have a penis.

Love Paul

thank you I needed that.

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha

C....come ON!!! You are welcome here, just stop with the poor pitiful me stuff..PLEASE...There's only room for one martyred attention whore here, and that's ME!!!!!!
jezzi(the O.G.M.!)
Posted by: jezebel at September 27, 2006 06:56 AM

hate to burst your bubble dear jezzi...but you've got competition for that title....you know damn well you're not the ONLY O.G. Attn-Whore in the family...just because i've learned to play nicely doesn't mean i don't want the spotlight on me any less.
UC13(the O.G.A.W! how quickly she forgets)

Hey guys, KHZ is on satellite radio now and some DJ Kayla played them and played a song and then asked for responses via email of what the listeners thought. It wasn't one of their better songs unfortunately. KHZ sent out a message on myspace asking for help. Go to this site
http://www.sirius.com/servlet/ContentServer?pagename=Sirius/Channel/TalkToUs&cid=1104779639633
and email Kayla and tell her KHZ f&@kin ROCKS! PLEASE!

Sir D - just wanted to raise a point here, that you may not have considered..........

You keep banging on about the tabloid scum, but I have to say that you keep feeding it here, by posting what they are saying about you.

I don't buy any of these magazines, papers, watch the tv shows peddling this stuff etc, etc, etc and yet Ive learn't whats currently in tabloid news, because Ive been reading your blog.

Food for thought.........

Bloumeister........

OVERATED: Parasite Fucking Hilton

UNDERATED: The simple things in life (as I was reminded by C this morning)

Thanks Meat - u r utterly awesome - it is pretty dark and dreary out there right now, but boy that pic of this morning sure makes you think huh???

Hey Scott,

Sorry, I went to go rub one out and I fell asleep. I'm back now.

Love Paul

OLDSCHOOL - for every negative there IS a positive, but sometimes you really have to look for it. You have already found the positive - keep going!

Paul,

A little too much info man!!
Hey, where did they all run off to?
Fuckin' Pussies!!

Love Scott

what the hell? did the site get hacked? why are all those posts blank?

ok now the posts are all back WTF? i must be losing my mind...ignore my last post

BLOUMEISTER!!! You fucking legend! Kudos for the 'DAVE'D AND CONFUSED' - that is one of my all time favourite Zep tracks and there are fuck-all bands that can pull off a decent Zep cover with the skill and respect it so rightly deseves - but TPC bloody did in that clip! I especially liked the 'page-esqe' prancing and vocals from Isaccs.

Thanks for the heads up on that little gem. Damn, I think I will go and get the Led out now to help my work day along.

"Wow Sue - Where did you find an attack in what I posted??? "
Posted by: C- at September 27, 2006 06:53 AM

"P.s ....it was EAT~!!
jezzi(Hi Sue!!)
Posted by: jezebel at September 27, 2006 06:21 AM"

"PS - Who cares!!!!
Posted by: C- at September 27, 2006 06:26 AM"

gee, i wonder.

sue, just ignore the disease. really, use your scroll button, things are much simplier. you can actually use that scroll button and ignore all the turd talk (literally) and just read the posts that mean something to you. and honestly, i am nice to those that deserve it. come on here talking about how we are asskissers and crap and attacking dave, i don't have to be nice. you come on here and and ask real questions like nunzilla did and are respectful of human beings in general..then hell yeah, i'll be nice. if that makes me a snob, so be it. i don't actually give a ratts ass who thinks i am a snob because the ones that matter know i am not. so seriously, scroll baby scroll.

hi blou, jezzi, sue, amber, JENN, nunzilla, UC, peebs, Tom Menard, Reckless Princess, Bratty, Jami! and anyone else i forgot in the the scroll. danni and linda!

Just catching up on all this blog has to offer....

Sue, with all due respect, your words "someone is there first, they stake their claim" is what I believe is at the bottom of it all the shite that has been going down.

I'm not singling you out, but rather the words used because I believe that's how the 'family' view this blog - to each his own.

I also came under attack when first arriving here because I did not, would not, do not acknowledge that "claim". I also had some pretty nasty and outlandish accusations being levelled at me.

Im not interested in carrying on this "he said, she said" buuullshit, because I don't have the tenacity or patience for it. So I will accept the olive branch that you have extended and offer you one back.

Awwww...Uncle Creepy..if I am the queen of martyred attention whores, you may be my king...just as long as the rest of our subjects know their place..hahah

love to ALL!!!
jezzi(what's that line in that TPC song..was it worth all this?)

hey Moon! xoxo

HAHA UC! (You O.G.A.W.) Have a great day, dear!

"Sir D - just wanted to raise a point here, that you may not have considered..........

You keep banging on about the tabloid scum, but I have to say that you keep feeding it here, by posting what they are saying about you.

I don't buy any of these magazines, papers, watch the tv shows peddling this stuff etc, etc, etc and yet Ive learn't whats currently in tabloid news, because Ive been reading your blog.

Food for thought........."

Not really food for thought. How is outing the press for talking absolute crap on YOUR OWN BLOG peddling the rubbish? Haven't you heard of humour?
I admire your olive branch, and yet again assure you this is nothing to do with claim staking, and more to do with the irrelevance of nigh on 70% of posts and how it caused a whole new "feel" to be experienced by not only those who have been around a while, but those who do not feel the need to post, but nonetheless enjoy reading the blog and its comments.

For the record I have purposely avoided the "he said" "she said" thing.

RP
x

RP - change is a good thing.

By the way - I get the 'humour' just think he's feeding the frenzy as well. If you want to disagree with me thats okay, but do it without the sarcasm ay.

hmm... Dave and Paris... haha. that's hott. haha. i loved your video Dave. Love you. -Brittany

Dave,

Wow that new video is awesome! My friend and I stayed up and watched you on Jimmy Kimmel last week too.

Here is a poem for my friend MrsMeat and Cookie...

---

Wishing I were somewhere else...
Hollywood, or maybe
Amsterdam
Taking a walk down the Leidsestraat

Not once have I traveled
Outside the state
Where I was born

Happy hump day all!
I have no idea what the other 380+ posts said..
Hope you all have a great night!

Hahaha No1 - Im going to unravel the mystery one of these days - I have my suspicions and Im pretty sure they are correct, but I will wait and see what little gems you are about to launch on us again. Love your work!

Well said Mrs. Meat - I also was giggling at the irony of not ever reading that crap and yet getting spoon-fed little doses in Dave's BLOG. (If you remember from a couple of weeks ago, I'm not allowed to call this anything but a BLOG, so please excuse the caps). So now I guess I should start reading the tabloids since DAVE NAVARRO (his name should always be capitalized here) reads them and we should always think and act like DAVE NAVARRO.

Just catching up on all this blog has to offer....

Sue, with all due respect, your words "someone is there first, they stake their claim" is what I believe is at the bottom of it all the shite that has been going down.

I'm not singling you out, but rather the words used because I believe that's how the 'family' view this blog - to each his own.

I also came under attack when first arriving here because I did not, would not, do not acknowledge that "claim". I also had some pretty nasty and outlandish accusations being levelled at me.

Im not interested in carrying on this "he said, she said" buuullshit, because I don't have the tenacity or patience for it. So I will accept the olive branch that you have extended and offer you one back.

Posted by: Mrs Meat at September 27, 2006 03:04 PM

Now ask yourself "why"?
Look back at when you did arrive here and the things you said as both "Mrs. Meat" AND "Kiwichick".
You and yours came to the blog via RS SN and that's fine, welcome. And if you decided to stay after RS SN was over, again welcome! But you all came to this blog making fun of people who have been reading/commenting here (with the ass kissing remarks) for way longer than RS SN. And with both guns blazing. Making fun of Dave, making fun of RS SN.
Years commenting on 6767 doesn't give anyone divine rights but we at least showed respect to each other and of course to the host who's blog this belongs to. When people pointed out to you and yours that this wasn't a personal message board, who's blog this is and pays the bill for the server etc...we were met with rudeness.
It was pointed out that maybe you might want to join invited to join "The Aslyum" (since some people who made it to 6767 might not know that place existed) where we all go and kibitz, talk about The Panic Channel and all it's members, share music and art, talk about the shows and share photo's...again we were met with rude remarks.
So please, don't hand me the martyr act like you were so innocent and we just attacked "newbies" without provication because you know, I know and anyone who reads this blog (if they can weed through the childish bullshit lately) knows what really went down.
I was new once.
Everyone was new once.
I lurked and read Dave's blogs for a long time before I ever made a blog comment to Dave. And you know what? I met the BEST group of people. I was never attacked or made to feel unwelcome. I treasure each and everyone of them. Yea we fight, make up, make fun of one another etc...hence like a "family".
All it takes to be a "Family member" is showing others, especially Dave a little respect. (Ok I won't mention the initiation ritual they made me go through since my eyebrows are just starting to grow back ;-) J/K!)
Dave really respects and appreciates his fans, that's why he calls us "the family. He's also one of the few down to earth and accessible celebrity's around. This blog is an indication of that. How many other "Rock Stars" can you IM? Not many.

That's it, I just had to get that off my chest.
Peace out!

Robin - Im not even going to bother getting into that with you because I can see its going to go nowhere fast. And because Im not interested in doing so.

FYI - Kiwichick was a temporary handle and I announced the name change up front.

And I stand by all my comments, poking fun and all!
Im also not asking myself "why" because I really don't care. EVS

Word of the day: PRECIOUS

Hey Robin - I have also met a great group of people on this site, they are just viewed as not so great on this site!!! Meat and I have stood up to a ton of shit, and I am sure there will be plenty more, neither of us has shown Dave any disrespect... and although we have certainly "poked fun" at some of you, it really should be taken with a grain of salt. It isn't personal. I admit that I got way peckish when I first got on this site, I am sure that I am not the first to have, but I have toned it back quite a bit in the name of law and order around here.

PS - I meant the Hey, as a Hey (hi), not a Hey you!!!

Yep C - and anyone is more than welcome to poke fun back at me.

hey junie!!! peebs baby...scroll....

Moony - my response to your highly intelligent & mature post is me sticking out my tongue at you....ummmmmmm Can you see it???!!! Oh yeah and NA NA NANA NA.

Ok to point out another of your minion as a perfect example of what I was saying:

Well said Mrs. Meat - I also was giggling at the irony of not ever reading that crap and yet getting spoon-fed little doses in Dave's BLOG. (If you remember from a couple of weeks ago, I'm not allowed to call this anything but a BLOG, so please excuse the caps). So now I guess I should start reading the tabloids since DAVE NAVARRO (his name should always be capitalized here) reads them and we should always think and act like DAVE NAVARRO.

Posted by: Queen Teresa at September 27, 2006 04:46 PM

Explain this.
Or maybe you should point out to your friend "Queen Teresa" who's blog this is AGAIN. It is a blog, that's exactly what it is. It is what it is. Maybe you should google the meaning of "blog". Cause I don't think you get it.
If you (Teresa) don't want to read what Dave writes and you apparently don't like Dave then why are you here? If you were around BEFORE RS NS then you would know Dave likes to take the piss out of the shit written about him in the rags. They are hysterical and HE can see the irony. The other goodie was the L&S link today where they called him the "Latin sex machine". I'm getting mileage out of that as I am sure Dave will too.

We come here because it is DAVE NAVARRO'S blog. We are Dave fans. I have much admiration for Dave as a musician and a person and I have a load of respect for him.
If I want to talk NY Mets baseball I don't go to Billy Morrisons blog.

And believe me Mrs. Meat I wasn't "outing" you I was well aware of your screen name change, you announced it. But I am also well aware of the comments you made under BOTH names.

And C- again drop the martyr act, it's a little old. You too made some not so respectful remarks when you arrived here. This isn't HS, this isn't a "clique". I was made to feel welcome the minute I joined the Aslyum and when I made comments on 6767. You know why? I didn't flame people or their views or their comments. Do you think that it's possible in the past I bite my tongue more times than I like to? OF COURSE. But I don't use the internet as a tool to FLAME other people thinking I have such a set of anonymous balls. no one is anonymous anyway, all your IP's are logged.
Now it's time to move on.

Now it's time to move on.
Posted by: Robin (Peebs)

No, its not because Im having the last word - haha

NO1superduperdavefan:
-W-ishing I were somewhere else...
-H-ollywood, or maybe
-A-msterdam
-T-aking a walk down the Leidsestraat

-N-ot once have I traveled
-O-utside the state
-W-here I was born

"what now"
So who are you asking?

The poems are very obvious. Like one from the other day with the squid is laughing at you. Meh!

Awwww...Uncle Creepy..if I am the queen of martyred attention whores, you may be my king...just as long as the rest of our subjects know their place..hahah
love to ALL!!!
jezzi(what's that line in that TPC song..was it worth all this?)
Posted by: jezebel at September 27, 2006 03:11 PM

HOLY SHIT! (as i look over my shoulder to see the monkey flying out of my butt) HAS HELL TRUELY FROZEN OVER? IS THAT ACTUALLY A PROPOSITION FROM JEZEBEL HERSELF? OH WHAT A DISTURBING YET GLORIOUS DAY THIS MUST BE....IF ME AND JEZZI CAN SEE EYE2EYE ON ANYTHING AND ACTUALLY GET ALONG....THEN THERE ACTUALLY MIGHT BE A SMIDGEON OF HOPE FOR THESE DARKSIDERS...."MIGHT" BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD HERE....GIVES MY CREEPY LIL HEART A BIT A HOPE

UC13/O.G.A.W. (off to have my head examined)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - so much for scrolll huh, you just can't help yourself..There is no Martyr act, so please stop bringing that up, perhaps you are confusing good manners and whining. I say please to be polite, not to beg. I am SO FAR from HS, and yes it is a clique, not that it is bad, but it shouldn't be law. You like say I have some martyr act, but at least I do not come in here saying how sweet and innocent I am and then blast out obsenities to those i don't like. I don't claim to know ANY of you, yet you all continually claim to know what a terrible person i am! And before that old thread starts of me and my martyr act, I am just stating a fact.

Seriously tho Robin, Ive got no axe to grind with you or anyone on here, we have just got different personalities, you obviously don't like my style, that's okay. Ive got no gripes with you, I just don't like being preached at.

Anyway, this is all just completely ludicrous, so lets just sidestep each other - or you could just take your 'serious hat' off and chuck it back at me.

Amen!!!

Hey Peebs,

Fuck you.

No seriously, fuck you.

You sound like...well - not my mom, because she's a saint - but for sure someone's mom.

You're one upity, attitude filled, naggy-ass, condescending, holier than thou, ranky pooter, needs a good assfucking, want to give you "five across the eyes" bitch.

Love Paul

Oh wow did I get slammed for my ironic sarcasm which in no way was meant to insult DAVE NAVARRO. He has more intellect than his whole "family" added together.
-------------------------------------------

"But I don't use the internet as a tool to FLAME other people thinking I have such a set of anonymous balls. no one is anonymous anyway, all your IP's are logged.
Now it's time to move on.

Posted by: Robin (Peebs) at September 27, 2006 05:31 PM"

---------------------------------Honestly, you're killing me. Was that supposed to be sarcasm or what? I was giving PROPS to someone, not FLAMING anyone. You must be a lovely person to live with. Ever been called judgmental? Mind you, I'm not calling you that because I don't know you. Just wondering. Can anyone give me any links to tabloid sensationalist journalist web sites since I need to brush up on my DAVE NAVARRO trivia?

PAUL U BETTER THANK YOUR LUCKY FUCKING STARS I DON'T KNOW WHERE U LIVE....I WOULD KILL A PERSON FOR LESS THAN WHAT U JUST SAID TO PEEBS....UR SERIOUSLY WALKING ON THIN ICE HERE MUTHERFUCKER!!!

Paul - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Oh and fucking HAHAHAHA, you are too much man! I'm still giggling...

Queen T - Welcome to the Navarro girls spanking hotline...please take a number and you will be bitched at momentarily... Nice to see ya by the way.

::::humming "Teahouse of the Spirits" over and over in my head::::

Love the song - hate the video. Is skanky the new glamorous? I must be getting old. Oh wait, I AM getting old. And so are you DAVE NAVARRO so you know how I'm feeling don't you honey? Oh wait. I'm a middle aged woman and you're the LATIN LOVE (or was it SEX) MACHINE. You probably don't know how I'm feeling.

Hey Candi,

I fucking hate those poems too! Of course I thought they were serious until someone pointed out to me they had secret satanic messages, so shows you what I know.

Anyway, I recognized your name from Anal Gapers 4: Cum Fiesta, and was wondering if I could get a signed 8 x 10 glossy from you?

Love Paul

Damn it's hard typing to my friends when I have to reach over hubby's laptop to get to my keyboard. C- I seriously loved the picture of the lake and Meat - the beach was awesome. I really love sharing what's great about where we all live. I'll e-mail a pic to you of our mountains of Northern California where I live. Need to take the kids to Bible study - catch you in a while!

Hey UC13,

No problem. Just post your address and I'll come find you.

LOVE PAUL (xoxo)

Martyr example #1: "but at least I do not come in here saying how sweet and innocent I am and then blast out obsenities to those i don't like."

You go back and read all of the BS you have posted to others over the last few weeks. Tell me what you see. I know what I have read. So have the others.
And where exactly have I cursed you out? I can only speak for myself, not anyone else.
"Eat a dick"? "Suck it"? well I'm just quoting the proprietor.

Example #2: "I am SO FAR from HS, and yes it is a clique" I have seen others welcome someone new when they have posted "First time poster" or something. But yet I see you post:
"Amen!!!

Posted by: C- at September 27, 2006 05:50 PM"
So who's making this whole thing into a clique? Perhaps YOURSELF? Not me and I have seen others try only to get rebuffed by you. over and over and over and over again.

See when I am an invited guest to someone's home (after all this is an extention of Dave's home since he posts his personal blog, broadcasts SRL and does all his computer work from his home) I do not BARGE in and shit in the middle of the livingroom insulting everyone including the host. I say hello to the other guests, shake hands, mingle and act polite to the host. I also usually bring a piece of cake but that's irrelevant here ;-)

so basically you get what you give.
(and FYI I have no idea what your talking about with "Scroll" maybe you need to re-read something)

T - can't wait, hun - enjoy your night!!

Hey Paul, you're kinda making me sick with your language. I support your right to type it, but just thought I'd give you my little opinion. Love, Teresa

Holy shit UC13 - I'd hate to be your neighbour. It would be a fucking deathmatch over the slightest provocation.

I can see it now.......

"you cut down MY tree, you fucking, fuck fuck"

UC13: Im going to FUCKING KILL YOU for THAT remark.

You just crack me up!

'kay, stupid me...going to the spread radio live chat room for information on the show! does anyone know if there is a live show tonight?

not quite sure what all the hype is about tonight, haven't had time to read the posts but I wanted to come in and wish everyone a goodnight.

so, have a good night....play nice...lol

Hey Queen,

I don't name the movies, I just watch them.

Love Paul

ranky pooter, needs a good assfucking, want to give you "five across the eyes" bitch.
Love Paul

IS NOT A SLIGHT PROVOCATION MRS. MEATCURTAINS!!!
PEEBS IS MY FRIEND THAT SHIT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.....SO MUCH FOR MY FUCKING HOPE!

Since it seems the intention of the self proclaimed dorksiders is to just use this blog to pass their time posting comments to harass people in order to get a reaction and response, then why don't you just post your IM name in your next comment.

Guaranteed, you will have plenty of takers sending you nonstop combatitive comments just the way you like it. It would be hours and hours of endless fun for you. Never another dull moment for the dorksiders again.

So go ahead - Every one of you that needs to have your comments validated with a response, go ahead and just post your IM name in your next comment.

If you don't post your IM, then it's assumed the dorksiders are really just here posting their comments because they're the ones seeking recognition from Dave. (which would make the dorksiders the asslickers looking for recognition).

Okay - don't yell at me UC13.

Meatcurtains.....hmmmmm thats given me some new ideas.

Hey UC13,

Yeah, the "Love Paul" was a bit over the top.

I'm sorry.

Love Paul

Meatcurtains???? That's a messy visual!!!

Hey Candi,

This is not a casting couch, so no need to sound smart. Just send the picture.

Please make sure its on glossy print so I can clean it afterwords.

Love Paul

IM name?? instant message? That's what it meant last I knew, what if you don't have one of those???

IF U THINK THATS A MESSY VISUAL HOW DOES "GLAZED MOOSE KNUCKLES" GRAB YA?....EITHER WAY SHE'S A DUMB TWAT....NUFF SAID

scroll was my thing peebs..i suggested to both you and sue today that instead of feeding the trolls, maybe you should..scroll baby scroll. seriously, two weeks ago, i fed them and they attacked me, then i attacked. it grew quite tiresome. this week you are feeding them and so they keep attacking you. if you scroll past their names, then you don't even read the drivel. it makes life so much easier. and if you don't read the words, you won't get pissed, and won't end up doing exactly what they want you to in the first place.

I HEART DAVE. AND I HEART PEEBS. AND UC FUCKING ROCKS.

THANK YOU HEATHER...I NEEDED THAT....MUCH LUV 2 U

UC said meatcurtains!! *hysterics*

i also said GLAZED MOOSE KNUCKLES....snicker!

UC - I always kinda liked you, but don't you think calling me a dumb twat is in the same category as what Paul said to Peebs?

And for the record, I didn't like the post either but don't take it out on me.

Meatcurtains - now that I like - its funny

Hey MrsMeat,

Since you seem a little slow on the uptake, "taking it out on women" is exactly what UC13 is all about. Temper issues and whatnot...

A beater for sure. His fantasy girl has black eyes and chipped teeth.

He's not sensitive like me.

Love Paul

Sounds funny, although I have never seen Moose knuckles so it may be hard to visualize them "glazed"! haha Seriously though Meat's post was more tongue in chee, not meant as an assault or nasty!
Moon - I am only going to say that neither of your two faces should judge others. You keep saying to scroll, but you keep reading anyway. You have been tiresome and nasty too. I am not here to fight with you, but you all seem to think you are that important here. Please don't get nasty, my comments are full of sarcasm, but no anger, just pointing out he double standard. I got on tonight to say hey to Meaty, T- and anyone else I chose to, not to attack anyone - and I haven't. Moon - you can get pretty rank on here too, for all the judgements on my ethics!

him saying he wanted to beat her & assfuck her is nowhere near in the same catagory as calling you a dumb twat for calling his unnacceptable remark a slight provocation.....if u consider that only slight...then u are a dumb twat....he might as well have said he wanted to assrape my mother and pass her around to all his friends
MUTHERFUCKING IGNORANT RECYCLED DOUCHEBAGS!

See... anger issues.

Well NOW your just giving him material to work with!!! And getting nasty and insulting to Mrs. Meat isn't going to change what someone else said!!!

PAUL...IF THATS THE CASE THEN CONSIDER YOURSELF MY FANTASY GIRL...

Okay, have it your way, Im a dumb twat. I shall make a note of that immediately and put it on my screensaver.

when it concerns my friends and loved ones....DAMN STRAIGHT I HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

Yep Paul, I sure is as dumberer than pigshit an' I do be arbit slow to be sure.

Hey UC13,

Don't stop believing, hold on to that feelin...

Love Paul

FYI Candi - I don't have an IM name. But you may e-mail me at my public address of busy_auntie1@yahoo.com

Should you have anything further to say to me.

smell's like troll shit.

oh yeah thats right Troll's on Parade.