first! hello family!

I love new SRL!

Yay!! 3rd! Hi Heather!!

hi jen!

Dave - sorry, this is unrelated but I left this message at your Panic Channel store site but don't think any one has been there in a while.

Would love to work on putting a merchandise program together for your Panic Channel store and tour. Check out my website - www.FixateStudios.com. I have over 20 years experience doing this. We've dealt with and know some of the same people in the industry but I'm hesitant to list them in such a public forum. You can probably guess who they are though by looking at my client list. You can reach me through my website if you're interested. Congrats on the band...

Nice to see they got a clear shot of your TPC ink--if nothing else, there's some free advertising.

Please announce the fall tour dates ASAP!

Love,
Sue

ooh, suits you sir! Looking forward to the new SRL. Been enjoying the camp freddy podcast on my ride to work this week.

Dude, who cares who you tote when you look that damn good!! Can't wait to catch SRL tonight. You always keep it entertaining. Thanx!

Buenos tardes David!

Acabo de desear invitarle otra vez a que consiga detrás en la heroína. Usted era tanto mejor cuando usted tiraba para arriba.

¡Llámeme, nosotros conseguirá alto!

Julio

LOL on Bigfoot!!! I guess his Chanel Bag is in the woods - Doh!!

BTW Yo 67ers!!!

Nice!!!!!! woohoo... Chanel has never looked so good!

hahahahahahahahahaha

dave, you're my hero!

Yo Dave been trying to reach you. Most GTR players Dig free shit. I know that your not most GTR players.....So 3rd time is a charm. roadmgmt@hotmail.com if you would like to check out some new gear. can be you ar your tech 1 of you get a hold of me.
........
........
Peace Out

Well well well that closed post had you guys worried didn't it!
Good morning everybody!

Dave- Well, this proves it...you look totally heartbroken and homeless, just like they said. I mean, all homeless men carry a Chanel gym bag. Probably houses all your worldly possessions! hahaha! looking forward to SRL & I hope you do it before I crash tonight.

-Kim

Well if you have to carry a "man bag" it might as well be Chanel!

Add an extra "n" and it's "Channel" :-D

But boo....I like the sneak surprise SRL'S! Makes it kinda "outlaw".

I'm wondering...is tonight going to be when Lukas Rossi is going to be on Spread Radio Live.

Ok, so I wrote this poem today about this girl who my friend and I used to hang out with. Her name is Jane (it actually is). We used to all be friends, but then she got popular and now is all into our school's youth ministry. Because my friend and I dress different I hear she has told people we are into satanism (we're totally not!). She pretends to be nice, but really she's not.

---

Jane says...

Under every tree, every rock...
Look and you will find me
I am everywhere

Oceansize...

Crashing waves
Awash in a sea of doubt
Looking for a safe harbor

Ain't no right...

Maybe, then there
Ain't no wrong either
Reflex, reaction, rejection

Idiots rule.

Storm Large "Ladylike" with Navarro all over it....
I'm on that like white on rice!
RT

Dave,
First love the bag...and at least you look great in the pic.

Second can't wait for the SRL. I enjoy listening while surfing the net.

Amanda

wow art carcass..something we agree on!

Oh yeah - I wanted to send some <3<3<3 out to Cookie for her kind words yesterday!

hahahahahahahaha

Dave, when is Lukas going to be on SRL? Are we going to have plenty of notice?

They probably think you're homeless because you literally lost the shirt off your back!!!! HAHAHA

hey..superfan, your link doesn't work. come to the asylum. there is a link on the right. i tried to email you yesterday to invite you, although you don't really need an invite! come, look around, register and escape the maddness.

The Bigfoot mystery is solved! He didn't vanish; he just sort of ... shaved the body hair? HAHA! Actually, I like the picture; it's so natural.

Looking forward to a new broadcast, with or without Lukas (though with will be very nice). Loving the music you play, but now the replays are getting a little repetitious as I've listed to them so often. ~laugh~

And as I keep forgetting to post to the Lukas "he mumbles" critics ... have you ever tried to decipher Marilyn Manson? Ozzy Osbourne? Alice Cooper? Ok, maybe Alice isn't too difficult, but many good AND great singers are difficult to figure out. Also, Lukas does have an unusual accent and I know it's hard for some to hear through an unfamiliar way of speaking. I have never had much difficulty with even very thick accents, so I actually haven't really agreed with the "he mumbles" comments; I hear him rather clearly most of the time.

ok..I'm flashing back to a CFR where Jerry's 'package' was compared to the Loch Ness Monster, and now you are caught striking the "Sasquatch" pose...coincidence? I think NOT!!

jezzi(unsolved mystery..NO MORE!!)

Hey no1SuperDuperDaveFan,
Firstly, can you shorten your name, I'm not very good at typing!
Thanks for your shout out!
Your love and warmth is greatly appreciated and received over the flowing oceans and I send fond thoughts right back at ya!
Peace, Love & Brown Rice to you!

Secondly, I wrote a poem yesterday for some people on here, I don't know if you'll think I'm very good but check this shit out!
A poem

Mrs Meat, Mrs Meat
Can you ever see your feet?
After eating all that meat?
And when eating all those treats?

And also to my buddy Art
Did you know you rhyme with fart?
And also a shopping cart?
Can I throw at you a dart?

Squiddly Diddly,
I bet you're piddly,
Ugly squid
For you I wouldn't pay a quid.

And old mate Blou,
How about you?
Your abbreviated name rhymes with poo
I bet Art knew that too

And this world is filled with pain and sorrow, and tomorrow I might die, around about 11.00 Eastern Standard Time.
Farewell
Posted by: DarksideCookie at September 19, 2006 11:42PM

Mmmm now taht I re-read it, Echhh hahahaha
Cookie

Oh, come on! It doesn't even look as if there's anything IN the bag! A clutch-bag would have sufficed.
Poof.
D x

Love it! As always...looking good Dave :)

Have a good afternoon everyone!
Love, Amber

PS. Hook it up with an SRL tomorrow during PST work hours! It's been a while since that's happened...although I always have my steady diet of archived SRL's to keep me entertained.

dude i just want to thank you for this site. taking time out of your day to keep us (your true fans) informed on what is going on with you. it is flattering, in a sense, that you're as dedicated to us as we are you.

Hi Moonrider! Sorry about my email. My parents got all freaked out blocked all incoming email after some girl at our highschool ran away last year to meet some guy in Wisconson who turned out to be a 45 year old man with a history of child molestation. I can send emails but not recieve them.

I check out the Asylum. Any particular board I should go to?

well said jeff.

family, DAVE, come to the asylum..new thread started about how cute dave's ass is.

superfan..once you register there is a link that says todays posts and you can check out threads there..there are some cool ones. from there you can PM me..and i will show you the cool ones.

Yo Dave,

Love the SRL... am glad that RSSN is over (why didn't anyone look into the whole Supernova name thing anyway?) and that Lukas won. I hope their album does well enough for his sake - those other guys don't really need the cashola.

Looking forward to hearing him - and you - on SRL. I also can't wait to hear Stormy's "Ladylike" with your GTR on it! The song she did on the show really is good...

I may have some of my bands material to send for SRL or even Indie 103 (have you checked out Jonesy's Jukebox?)... I'll let you decide if ya like it or not...

Enjoy the CC bag dude! It don't matter and the publicity is priceless!

Cheers
pt3

Yeah, you should start The Panic Chanel line of gym bags.

I'd be scared to lift weights with nipple rings in -- something might get caught on something. But you're tougher than I am.

I guess it's an L.A. thing, but Dave, why not just put some gym gear in your crib, man?

Hopefully you leave the studio with a demo track of LadyLike that we can hear on SRL.

Do you have a finished version of the "Be Yourself" track from your SN pals? It'd be cool to hear it on SRL without the myspace crackle.

Dude, you sooo look like Bigfoot! Only much, much cuter. And fashionable.

Glad to see how well you've evolved!

Diggin' the eye candy,
Lily

that is very funny-----!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peace

allan

What's up Rock the Voters?

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Take, for example, the issue of net neutrality. Net neutrality is the tenet that an Internet user should be in complete control over what content he or she views and which applications he or she utilizes while online. There is a debate going on in Congress right now over whether or not to guarantee net neutrality in the law. The outcome of this debate, which will surely continue in the next Congress, is something that concerns every Internet user.

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Thanks,

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DAVE, Thanks for the new SRL!!!!!

Thanks for the info Carly! Its super important to get out there and get our voices heard. Good for you for SPREADING the word. :)

The hog-nosed skunk can spray up to fifteen feet with incredible accuracy. Its spray not only stinks but also if it hits the eyes, will blind the skunk's target for up to two days.

MOONRIDER;
I'm sure we agree on lots of things; hope it doesn't freak you out?
I got in from work and spent a little time catching up on the shit -tossing contest on the previous thread... congratz! The "darkside" had its ass handed to it, over and over again.
See what you can accomplish when you join together and play a little "dirtier" than usual?
I applaud you all, sincerely, and also mention at this time that I am a freelancer here, and not affiliated in any way with self-appointed groups who come here for the express purpose of fighting.
I am guilty of "humor wanking", and I can't stop because it feels so good. That doesn't make me a "hater" or "anti-Dave"... so don't have a heart attack if you occasionally see me posting something positive/innocent like lists of bands to check out etc.
Hello to Mrs. Meat, Darkside Cookie (ya should change that prefix) and C ... I like you and it's been fun emailing back and forth, just keep those other two "turds" the fuck away from me.
I would be embarrased for them if I thought they deserved it.
I'm taking some time away from this shit-tossing to do something worthy. Going to listen to some MUSIC!!!
RT

Dave, I just have to say how much I admire you! I love your music and your work with Rockstar. I bought my tickets for the Supernova tour in large part because of TPC's addition to the lineup (nothing against Supernova but that was the icing on the cake for me!). I look forward to getting a better PC at home so I can listen to the Spread Radio broadcasts...I love my rock music but I'm a 45 yr old woman who sorta needs someone to give me guidance on new "groups" and sounds! I'm not cutting edge but I usually love new music when I'm introduced to it. I appreciate that you're getting these groups airplay that they don't get through traditional radio. In any case, best wishes to you, go enjoy your post-Rockstar vacation you mentioned last week and look forward to seeing TPC 2/24 in Phoenix - Susan

I'm back, did you turds miss me?

enjoy your music RT.

Cookie, Wow that's on hell of a pet, can I get one?? Maybe we should send one to Navarro too, be a sweet little surprise for all those camera clickers following him....

Change my name? FUCK OFF ART! HAHA Only kidding, what are you trying to do, suck up to the 'family' in the hope they adopt you?
************************************************
In 1982, a high school student from Los Angeles, California unscrambled the Rubik's Cube in 22.95 seconds.

I'm hoping the club dates are announced soon. I've got to schedule foot surgery, and I'm trying to weigh if I should have it done asap and hopefully be healed by then, or put it off until after the shows. I just know that I'm not hobbling to the shows on crutches, and I'll have to use them for 2 weeks.

Decisions, decisions...

Spreading the love,
Deena

Scott, love what a turd you are! You fucker!
***
Rolling Stones band member Bill Wyman married a 19 year-old model Mandy Smith in 1988. At the same time Wyman's son was engaged to Mandy Smith's mother. If his son had married Smith's mother, Wyman would have been the step grandfather to his own wife***

Cookie - I got some of those...
The White House was originally gray. The mansion was burned during the War of 1812. When it was rebuilt after the war, it was painted white to hide the smoke stains.

I have a link here for you all, most importantly, to the man obsessed with turds!
This really is a site, check it out and rate away!
http://www.ratemypoo.com/

Will do Cookie -

A ten-gallon hat holds about three-fourths of a gallon (2.85 liters).

Brisbane Babe;
the only family that would consider me is the Manson Family.
the only thing I'm going to suck up to is my gorgeous 50th anniversary edition Fender Stratocaster, and the next solo is for you.
tawwwwwwwaaaannnnnnggggg
;->

In Quebec, Canada, an old law states that margarine must be a different colour than butter.

Wow C- very cool!

TODAYS SARCASM IS BOUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER 'C-' HAHAHAHAHA

Oh my God, I thought it looked like bigfoot even before I noticed the inset photo - amazing!! I saw bigfoot once but he wore Givenchy.

Oh yeah, before I forget: LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS..... LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS.... LUKAS LUKAS.... (ok, message sent).

God bless you, Dave Navarro.

DAVE have you seen this!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K79OHbSMWQI

This might be the best opening on TV in years. Amazing

Dave don't worry about the pic you look great! Please let us know when Storm's song goes on itunes so I can buy it right away. Storm ROCKS!!! And I love her song!!! Have a nice nap!

Love Jess

In 1985, a pregnant women was falsely accused of shoplifting a basketball

HAHAHAHA - Excuse me miss, but could you please lift your skirt???

The motto on one of the first U.S. coins was "Mind Your Business".

In the 1985 Boise, Idaho mayoral election, there were four write-in votes for Mr. Potato Head

Anybody seen this before?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY

The word "Cranky" comes from the fact that early automobiles were crank started. Someone having trouble starting their car was certainly cranky.

I haven't seen that but I'm glad I haven't seen you, ugly bitch! BTW, George is a boys name, as in 'Boy George' DUH!

Hey that was not me, the name stealing bandit is back, grrrr.

In Israel, religious law forbids picking your nose on Sabbath

Hi, I'm back! What did I miss?

In 1983, a Japanese artist, Tadahiko Ogawa, made a copy of the Mona Lisa completely out of ordinary toast.

Miss this fuckstick! hahaha

In Toronto you can't walk a pig down Yonge Street on a Sunday before 5 p.m.

It's an old law from the early 1900's nobody bothered changing over the years.

I heard about the margarine thing in Quebec before as well.

Sorry Dave, all these trivial items reminded me. Hey where's Lukas?

See previous skunk post!

Watch It He'll shoot you in the eye!!!

Gorilla's have unique nose prints just as humans have unique fingerprints

Nice bag, sorta reminds me of when a friend got one of those messenger bags and we all called it a man-purse. He kept saying "it's not a man-purse, it's a messenger bag!" I don't think he ever had any messages in there.

"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals....

One for the music lovers:
Most toilets flush in E flat

MoonRider, I went to the Asylum and tried to register but since I need a valid email to finish the process, I can't log on.

Does anyone know how to change the STMP settings on your computer? My friend's brother said that if we do that we can turn off the block on incoming mail.

PS - Hi Cookie! Did you watch the services for the Crocodile Hunter today. We say it on the news tonight. So sad! :(

Just a quick 'good morning' to all and sundry. Acutally it 1pm here, but Im sure it's close enough to morning somewhere in the world.

Can't stay long coz I got shitloads of work to get done, but I just gotta say.....

DN - fucking laughed at the Bigfoot comparison - 10/10 for style and presentation.

Also, I would get 'your people' to hit Chanel up for some rather large endorsement fees. There is no such thing as free advertising.

In 2006, DarksideCookie won dumbass of the year award.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

Got a music one also:
Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.

It's almost a song...

In 2006, DarksideCookie went to jail for kicking C's ungrateful bitch ass.

ooooo - you hijacking little shitdog!

75% of all raisins eaten by people in the United States are eaten at breakfast

Just quickly and then I gotta go.......

No1SuperDuperDaveFan - don't fart around with changing you SMTP settings. If you don't know enought about it, you can hose your email. Its not hard, but you will need someone to show you what to do the first time.

Go to one of the online mail sites and get a web-based email addy. Then it saves your personal email for important stuff.

I will send you and invite from Gmail so you can get yourself an account.

**outta here**

Well, well...look who's here - No1SuperDuperDumbAss

You know there is this thing called GOOGLE - maybe you've heard of it - where you can pretty much find the answer to anything including how to set mail settings. Try looking up "bad poetry" while you're there.

In any case STOP POSTING YOUR STUPID STUFF ONE HERE!!!

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Art, Stay off of my name you shit!

The average American eats 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that get pleasure out of sex. They are also the only other animals that have sex for reasons other than reproduction.

Dirty bastards! I knew dolphins were sickos!
On average, a beaver can cut down two hundred trees a year

DarksideCookie, you need to start your own blog! I am sure others would love to hear your words of wisdom!

Bet your beaver can't do that C-

Are you trying to get rid of me Linda?

No1Fan - sent you an invite but it got bounced. Email me from another addy and I will re-send the invite to you.

Me would have a VERY tired Beaver.....

Queen Elizabeth the 1st's last words were "All of my possessions for one moment of time."

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Dave, that picture just sold like 8 million chanel gym bags. Demand compensation.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Farts are created mostly by E. coli.

On the average a fart is composed of about 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen, 9% carbon dioxide, 7% methane, and 4% oxygen. Less than 1% is what makes them stink.

Darkside Paul you are a fucking asshole. This is not YOUR blog. So maybe you should take your own advice and "In any case STOP POSTING YOUR STUPID STUFF ONE HERE!!!"

Humans are born with 300 bones in their body, however when a person reaches adulthood they only have 206 bones. This occurs because many of them join together to make a single bone

HIJACKIN TURD!!!

ohhh how funny..you fucking spelled one (on) wrong. dumb motherfucker.

Swans are the only birds with penises.

fuck you C. What kind of dumb fuck name is C anyway? Didn't your momma have a brain? Fucker.

Over 90% of diseases are caused or complicated by stress.

Darkside Paul, C stands for CUNT

Dave,

NICE BODY! Wow!

Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.

Just for you - you hijackin' fucknut!!

The embryos of tiger sharks fight each other while in their mother's womb, the survivor being the baby shark that is born.

Mr. Mojo Risin is an anagram for Jim Morrison

Hey dave, nice bag bro... lol

just thought I'd bring to your attention this little jem from Youtube.com....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0FHd7k3azw&mode=related&search=

man, fuckin class is all I can say

Darkside Paul - Fucking leave No1 alone - she is just trying to get a little advice and help here. We should all be so lucky to know EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD like you.

WHICH ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES IS IMP'ING ME ?!!

Although I had to laugh because that person typed out exactly what I was going to say, which was FUCK YOU C!!

LOL!

cookie, Ruth/Mrs meat, c-
if you create a blog or a free myspace, you can all communicate with each other anytime and read each others messages. yes, i wish you would leave. your messages are disgusting and not funny. c-, how do you care for your child after writing things like this? what would your kids think if they were old enough to read and see what you're doing.
why dump on this space? because its free and you don't have to register to post?

The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III). By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:

B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
I 1
I 1
I 1
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666 !!!

Hey Darkside Paul
Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty

Yo Mama So Ugly
she put the Boogie man outta business and
when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'

What other colors of poop are possible?
Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.

I am just always being told to leave this site - ok already here ya go -oooohhhh dave yur my hero, oooohhhhh dave put yur cock in my orifice...there that should buy me a couple of more minutes!!!

hijacker -
Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

And WHAT color are you C-?!!

Hiya Dave, looking good, great pic!

Hiya all 6767'ers.

*smooches*

Lisa
xxxx

That was just stupid C. Maybe they are just tired of your bullshit? They want you to leave because you are a fucking CUNT? But who cares what they want right? FUCK THEM. We HATE all that love Dave Navarro.

Geez..What a comparison..you and big foot..big foot isn't even carrying a hand bag! Sheesh! At least they could have doctored the photo and have big foot carrying a lovely purse or something...
Have a greta night all!

Oh my sweet little CockPill, how I have missed your witty banter.... I am ANY color YOU want me to be baby!!!

RE
cookie, Ruth/Mrs meat, c-
if you create a blog or a free myspace, you can all communicate with each other anytime and read each others messages. yes, i wish you would leave. your messages are disgusting and not funny. c-, how do you care for your child after writing things like this? what would your kids think if they were old enough to read and see what you're doing.
why dump on this space? because its free and you don't have to register to post?
Posted by: music fan & dave fan at September 20, 2006 06:34 PM
FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
YES< Because it's free and you don't have to register to post. Get your fat ass outta here you fucking whinger and also FYI, Dave has said numerous times, thanks for all your comments, even the hate! So obviously he doesn't give 2 shits.
Some advice that has been spread recently, go to the Panic Asylum if you don't like it here, your point of view means diddly squat!

You whingers all claim to be DAVES BIGGEST FANS and supposedly BACKING UP HIS SITE, has he actually asked you to try and get us to leave this site? No I didn't think so, get outta here Chub Scout

cookie, ruth/mrs meat, c-
yes, you are free to leave.
please go.

BTW I love you Dave, you are so gorgeous, I love TPC and can't wait for SRL, Kiss kiss, lick lick!

YEA!!!! My friend's brother just showed us how to set up a yahoo mail account. That was so easy! Plus it doesn't cost anything. Somebody email me so I can try it out!!!

hi Fri. that bigfoot photo just proves all along it was a man in a suit larking about in the woods.
bigfoot my arse.

cookie, ruth/mrs meat, c-
yes, you are free to leave.
please go.

Posted by: dave fan & music fan at September 20, 2006 06:43 PM

You go, we were here first!

NEW NICKNAMES FOR MY BUDDY "Darkside Cookie"
- PARKSIDE NOOKIE
- COOKIE CUTTER
- 'ROO POO
- DOWN UNDERWEAR?
- BRISBRAIN
- KILL POUCH
- 6969
Don't say I never do anything for ya, love!!
(diggin' your post stylings tonight)
xo,
Rick 'FART HARNESS' T.

Any color of poop. You must be such a special turd. like a chameleon turd.

When my kids have kids, they will be old enough for this site, until then they wouldn't be here.

dude hot picture

I apologise Cookie, Mrs Meat and C-
I was just being a stupid dick ass bitch. I will leave as you guys are much more popular on this site than I will ever be with my fucking stupid shit I speak sucking up Dave's ass.
Peace out!

Boy, wish you jumped in alittle sooner ED Pill, it is such a shame that it is so late and we have such a small amount of time to catch up.....

I'll take this one ART:
DOWN UNDERWEAR
hahaha
People are telling me to get off this site, can you believe it?

The second longest word in the Oxford English Dictionary is "floccinaucinihilipilification," which means "the act of estimating as worthless."

I finally found a reason to use this word today. I read the posts on DN's blog.

i didn't write the last email but i knew you would copy my address and pretend to be me. you have nothing else to work with

Dude i never knew bigfoot was so smokin in chanel...

Noone is safe from the hijackin I guess....

Most dinosaurs walked on their toes.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
boring. you know i actually read all the posts and the little bits of info you darkarses are posting. get some original material. heard them all before several times.

all us so called 'asskissers' can come on here just as much as you can and post what we want too.

besides, i'm not fucking ass kissing. i do really think Dave looks hot in that picture.

free you minds and your ass will follow.
(or free your asses and your minds will follow)

Haha fucking hijacker, so dave fan & music fan, does that mean you don't want us to leave your prescious blog? By the way I am also a victim of the hijacker, but not now cos this is me! haha

Hey ylais, FUCK UP! Post something little miss 'I heard it all before' have you heard that you're a fuckwit?

ED PILL my lovely, you really are a twisted wrapper aren't you???? You keep bitchin' but you find it so much fun that you just can't resist yourself can you...Every post you do is full of the HATE and feeding the frenzy....hey I forgot my signs, do I need them for ya tonight???

It's not a purse! It's European!

BTW I love you Dave, you are so gorgeous, I love TPC and can't wait for SRL, Kiss kiss, lick lick!
Posted by: DarksideCookie at September 20, 2006 06:44 PM

Wow you really are a doggie aren't you? I always knew you were good for nothing other than licking shit. Go ahead cookie lick shit. You are nothing but a punk ass turd anyway.

never said i wasn't twisted...

the signs are for you to hold up..you know like they do when you go see a taped show..like 'APPLAUSE'

it's so the rest of us reading or seeing your endless tedious posts, know when you are being 'funny' eg. you are not being funny.

have a hard time getting the joke don't you?

You let the TURD slip there buddy....

HEY DAVE!!!

Comments on your blog were so crazy yesterday, I checked the moon sign. Turns out...

The new moon is alligned with... Uranus!!!!

Hard to believe, but totally true.

"You go, we were here first!"

i beg to fucking differ. you only came along with the rockstar trash. they have left..it is your turn.

Welcome to South Park

guess it must just be your english I don't understand, pilly, you can be VERY hard to understand!

Hey Darkside Paul, why don't you guy lick the ass of ylais, she seems as full of shit as you are

Yur boyfriends on ladies

RIGHT ON MOON. WE WERE HERE FIRST. WE PUT THE FLAG IN THE LAND. IT'S OURS. SO FUCK OFF.

HAHAHAHAAAAA...

Sounds like you're at the end of your tether heather, trust me, I ain't going nowhere lovey!

C- UNT darling I am English.

I think thats the moon you're talking about dipshit, we put our flad here first how fucking ridiculous hahahahahahaha laughing hard

i'm just fucking around. i don't give a shit what you all post. or do with your time. your mistake is to believe i give a shit.

What I meant to say C- is that I am a pommy cunt

Oh, you soooooo do give a shit!

How I love talking to myself...passes away the wee hours while I have insomnia...dum de dum..

why because you have nothing better to do? like a fucking life? someone counted how many hours you were online yesterday..7. C (is for cunt) was on like 10 hours. don't you have families? friends? hands to jerk yourself off with? really, if you think about it..that is really sad.

TAKING THE FUCKING BLOG BACK BITCHES.

i'd give a shit on your head yeah.

k last note - IT'S NOT YOUR SITE, IT'S DAVE'S!!! And he has yet to email me a verbal spanking to stop and has yet to block my email...When I am asked by the OWNER OF THE SITE, Mr. Oh you so awesome, Navarro himself to quit then it will be considered... until then, smooches lovies, yur stuck with me!!! Let ya rag on me some more in my AM, Cookie keep the Hate alive sista.. Mrs. Meat...Just a shout out when yur up, thanks a bunch...

Hey Dave,
Thanks for the links for your non-profit work. Nice to see people giving back. I work at a charity for people with hearing loss (no joke). The last 12 years have been pretty quiet, as you can imagine, discussions about music are extremely rare.

Just wanted to thank you for bringing the music back to my life this summer! And for introducing me and the rest of the world to Mr. Lukas Rossi!

Love and Faith!
PS: Lookin' mighty fine in that pic!

interesting, I couldn't tell you guys were goths...if you google for the "darkside" of the net...it come's up with everything goth

and you know that wasn't me posting..cos i call that person C-UNT

TAKING THE FUCKING BLOG BACK BITCHES.

Posted by: MoonRider613 aka heather at September 20, 2006 07:19 PM

Has no one told you yet? It's not yours to take back you dipshit! hahahahaha

God I have so much stuff I should be doing but can't fight the urge to stay here and piss you fuckers off!

I'm pretty sure it's all one person yapping back and forth to themselves using different names. C-UNT is also..all those other cunts. Mania? Methamphetamines?

Who's to say it isn't you yapping back & forth?

I bet they didn't know that....idiots

There are more pigs than humans in Denmark

yeah, it could be all me.

A cow releases about 125 gallons of gas per day.

70 percent of men in Ohio have had sex with a chicken. fact.

And you're one of them

Has no one told you yet? It's not yours to take back you dipshit! hahahahaha
Posted by: DarksideCookie at September 20, 2006 07:21 PM

aww..i am a dipshit! yay! hey darkside skunk...go twiddle yourself. or go find your father..."darkside". what a fucking joke.

LOL ylais.

BTW that Bigfoot pic is fucking hilarious.

The hippopotamus has the capability to remain underwater for as long as twenty-five minutes

There are more pigs than humans in Denmark

Posted by: DarksideCookie at September 20, 2006 07:26 PM

you know that first hand don't you? hey everyone...look out! DARKSIDE PIG is in the house!

More intelligent than:
first! hello family!

Posted by: MoonRider613 aka heather at September 20, 2006 03:38 PM
How about desperatetobeacceptedfuckface?

Fact: A skanky mole is called a moonrider

How about desperatetobeacceptedfuckface?
Posted by: DarksideCookie at September 20, 2006 07:41 PM

oh no, that is your job...bitching about everyone else because we won't let you in.

i have sunk to the level of a 3 year old long enough tonight...i am going to go enjoy SRL and leave DARKSIDE PIGGY AND CUNT to be the kids they are. GOODNIGHT BITCHES.

Fact: A skanky mole is called a moonrider

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

at least get an actual vocabulary.

you're outnumbered cookie. ruth (mrs meat) isn't here because she's working for a change, c- feels bad because child is not being taken care of with all the time spent here.
there is no one else who wants you to stay here. no one. and i have been posting for a long time here under another email address (yes, this one is also real) that's why i know so much about each of you.
please leave. your writings are disgusting and not funny.

Here's a fact:
I have no life, no friends and no clue.

This why I post here 400 times a day.

Dave, Dave had better beware
There are haters everywhere

In your home and under your chair
Setting a trap in which to ensnare

They come to you live and over the net
Turning you into their chumpy pet

You can try to defend but it wont work
Kicking your butt is just another perk

Your blogging only leads them on
To your kind they are always drawn

As long as Dave has us all in a trance
Haters will be there, ready to prance

You think you can hide behind your "friendly" clans
Well, we see through your pathetic plans

It's "friends" like them we most want to beat
We're not afraid and wont bow at their feet

Haters think they are knights who try to do good
They would move to Camelot if they really could

Stop spewing your hate in your "friendly" games
And stop pretending you're knights with your loser names

Hate is for wusses too scared to fight
Come over to our side and play the game right

Outside of having no life, I'm also out of my much needed medication.

Damn, ppl, let us take it back. Hello Ambersonian, MoonRider, Ylais Poor Dave reads there demented, posts ~ T.I.T.H.B. !!

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm no!
BTW, Are you leaving moonrider? I thought you wanted me to go? FUCKERS You are not worthy of having larger words used on you, I give only shit to pieces of shit! haha

OOOHHH Dave fan knows sooooooooooo much about me, fuck off dickhead, who cares about your email addresses?

I also have a third nipple.

It's very embarrassing.

Nice man bag!!!

Now Cookie, that's it! Leave Camelot out of it!!!!

While I have the chance..Lisa..email me! need to talk to you.. (sorry Dave)

do you suck you're own third nipple and dream of being a baby again?

Hahaha still don't get it do you? You cant take back something that isnt yours! DUH!
You sit back and talk about people taking over the blog and chatting, also name hijackers, and you do the same shit! When will you fuckers evr get it!

I'm so in need of friends.

I'm also in need of hemorrhiod cream for all the piles I have from sitting in a computer chair. I have no life.

Yes I do Ylais... How'd you know?...hahaha

I named myself cookie from all the oreos I eat.

Guess my weight.

I'm gonna go guys, I've had enough of being a dumb slut for one night, I can't continue criticising people for being exactly what I am, an annoying piece of shit!
Goodnight everyone!

cookie...you pathetic puckered arsehole
go out and get a job, get a life, and get lost

See the trick is fuckheads, if you wouldv'e ignored us from the beginning, I would have gone by now, but the more you interact the more I'll play back, kinda like a tickle me elmo! hahahaha

BTW, They don't sell oreos out here dickhead, get some research facts on me from dave fan!

cookie...you pathetic puckered arsehole
go out and get a job, get a life, and get lost

Posted by: DarksideCookieNot at September 20, 2006 07:53 PM
You forgot to change the name back ylais

that wasn't me, on the last ylais post. dumb slut i may be, but i didn't leave yet. ha ha.

Was referring to moonrider leaving, gee you really are a dumb slut

Haters, Haters everywhere
Haters, Haters I don't care

I play my game and do what's right
All you haters, why do you fight?

Don't be mad because I'm good
Just do what's right and what you should

Stop the madness, stop it please
It's making all these people leave

I can't deal with all this hate
But haters, you will get your fate

Haters get no respect, I wonder why?
I hope its time to say goodbye

I hope you haters know right from wrong,
Because I won't stop until your gone

I hope you all leave really soon
Because I bring haters to their doom

Haters need to learn their lesson
But it's ok, because I'm not stressin

You'll be so mad you'll want to yell
But I'll just laugh because you fell

And the point that I am trying to make
is that I hate haters because their fake.

Can we maintain intellegent conversation...actully this is more of a "reply section" not a chat room.

Okay, back on subject...very great SRL tonight, as usual!

It's all the (lack) intellgent converstaion Dave...it's getting a bit lame. Fuck all the fucktards.

Enjoy your true fans, love! I am out front here in Alabama. YAY!

BLOCK EM!
Keep up the great work and AMEN!

Block you Trace you retard

What has happened to this blog? Trace is right about this being for remarks/comments not a chat room for discussions on poop. Grow up!

Dave says "Eat a dick".

Love to the family,
Bonita

Evening Dave. :-) Ah, I *just* missed your interview with Lukas. I’ll have to listen when it hits rotation. C’est la vie—had to catch a phone call from the folks. :-) Thanks for the new SRL. :-)

LOL about the Bigfoot pic. *heh* Dude, I love your upbeat and humorous attitude about all this crud. Even so, I feel for ya, man. If people put as much time, effort, energy and money into solving the world’s issues as they do to stalking you when you’re trying to have a simple workout, this world would be an infinitely better place. Can we drop some tabloid journalists over Iraq or Afghanistan or somewhere like that (with or without a parachute, it’s all good ^^) and let them plague some actual ‘bad guys’ for a change?

Ooh. I can’t wait to hear Storm’s “Ladylike� with your guitar making it even hotter and spicier. Nice. :-)

As a chronic Night Owl, naps save my life. LOL I have to resist the urge to start hibernating at this time of year. ;-) I would be a sad, tail feather dragging bird, indeed, without quality nap time. :-)

Enjoy your evening, bro, and hugs to all. :-)

it's just a bit of lively banter.

and since those guys think they are sooo funny, i'm being their heckler for the evening.

Snake venom is ninety percent protein

"Dave says "Eat a dick"."
Posted by: Bonita at September 20, 2006 08:07 PM

Yeaaaaaaaaaa! Worth repeating!!

trace, that wasn't me. these wannabe stand up comedians are impersonating people.

now that i don't think is very funny at all.

In 1999, a three headed turtle was discovered by Lin Chi-Fa in his pond in Southern Taiwan

Hey Lisa you slut bag, you wanna call a truce?

Darkside Cookies is a recipe in the book DEATH BY CHOCOLATE

Cos I was gonna say. I'll stop calling you a slut, if you stop being on hahahaha

Great picture :) many people here in my 1700 people town(Neskaupstaður) in iceland would think this very gay or something like that, everyone whos different or something are either drug users or gay or wierd or something hehe, just typical small town people, but good people :) But you are very cool and great just for dressing like you want to be like you want to no matter what some one elses opinion. yea and you should also make moere music with Glenn Hughes, you are great together. and maybe another solo cd, first grows very much on you and great voice. thanx

I'm not even offended, so no go on that agreement.

Hey Hijacker, fuck off!

So lisa/ylais, whoever the fuck you are, do you have a fucking sense of humour or not?
(Real Cookie)

HAHA Star magazine is so fuckin stupid! Thats hilarious though. Dave you look hot!

Cant wait for the track with Storm!

yes, but you're not arousing it.

Sorry I'm cranky, but these piles sticking out of my ass are killing me tonight.

A giraffe can go longer without water than a camel

Hey Lisa you slut,
You were supposed to be at the brothel for check in an hour ago, what the fuck are you doing here you dirty ho?

does anyone know what the requirements are to get into the Queensland, Australia police dept? I failed the running part last time so I'm feeling very bitter and all alone right now

I'm bitter and all alone too. But my pain is all the hemorrhiods sticking out my ass.

missed the Lukas interview....Dave talked to him 2nite

maybe there is a website you can try?
A can of Pepsi has 41 grams of sugar. This amount to about seven teaspoons of sugar.

H A H A H A H A H A!

Did they Really CIRCLE your "man bag"??????????
That rocks, and so does STORM!

Hi Dave,
I had never heard of you until Rockstar Supernova but just stumbled upon your site, keep up the good work! I am gonna check out The Panic Channel Cd!
Love ya!

hemorrhiods
Wrong spelling?

haemorrhoids [hémmə roydz]
npl
swollen anal veins: painful varicose veins in the canal of the anus

Good lord you are pretty Dave. Ahem. Oh um, my question!

Do you charge a fee to play on Storm's album/single?

I missed the interview with Lukas. I'm pissed I missed it.

Just for the record:
My actual last post on this site was, if I'm not mistaken:
Who's to say it isn't you yapping back & forth?
Posted by: DarksideCookie at September 20, 2006 07:25 PM (Blog Time)
Which was referring to a post ylais made.
It is now approx 9.10pm blog time and there are a shitload of posts under this name.
Hijackjer, whoever you are GREAT JOB!
However,I will be back with a new name later people!
Keep spreading your hate and 'ownership' of your blog, and I hope the posts were good, as I can't be bothered to read them!

*brushing away the rubble* I am STILL Here! Thanx for the Lukas interview and the SRL! Luving the frequent broadcasts and the new and interesting music you bring to the airwaves. HI all 67 family:) Happy Thursday and to you DJMOTH%hearts;Db

add this♥

Dave..I'm about to suck your ass so hard that your neck is gonna shrink down into your torso but I can't help it...that pic is so hot. You could be carrying a Foodtown shopping bag and it wouldn't matter...always hot! Besides that..I'm very interested in hearing Storm's song especially with you playing guitar. My feelings for Storm on Rockstar were..well....sort of non existant until I heard her original "Lady Like". I totally had a new respect for her after that. Will surely buy a download when it's ready!

Whatever you fucking liar!

My name is Kara and I want some soup!!!!
Please, Dave.... Give me some soup!!!
lol
lol
lol

Cool mash-up with Just Because and whatever that other song was, guess I'll have to listen to the SRL re-broadcast.

Did Capital piss in your Cornflakes Dave? They can suck a dick. Keep doin' what ya love, nothin else matters (as long as the cable gets paid).

\m/ \m/

peace y'all

Brian in Calgary

It never ceases to amaze me how people can read some of the shit posted on blogs like this and take it as such a personal attack. Here's an idea ignore the morons and they'll go away.

you got it JMO-the key to it, DON'T FEED THE SHARKS!

Hell yeah, JMO

Still HOT as FUCK!

Hi Dave,

I gotta chance to listen to a couple other Suave Porn tracks the other day.I know someone who knows someone yeah big deal.They are killer Lukas kids us not this album will kill.My advice...get the name shit settled ASAP because this shit is the bomb!Rockstar:Supernova ain't gonna cut it.Change the name !!!

To dave fan & music fan - or whoever is pretending to be who on here.

You think posting my real name up is going to freak me out? Acutally, my real name is Ruth Donnelly - have you got the 'nads to front up too?

The fact that you know what my first name is means that you have spoken with me via email or my name has been shared by someone Ive taken the time to talk to.

FYI: I work in the IT industry you knob, so if I really could be arsed getting my 'bag 'o tricks' out I could find out who you are quite easily.

And just for the record - I haven't been here because Ive been kicking back taking some time out away from the comp. I think I deserve it coz Ive just pulled a 98 hour week working (for a change).

In fact the only time I am on here is when Im working, coz Im a girl and I can 'multi-task'.

Ahh cuz you know how damn important it is that we know you got Chanel...hahaha...

GREAT! Storm's Ladylike was wicked, a real highspot on RS SN.

Actually I want to post about something that's been unpleasant. I sent what was intended as a supportive email to someone who I thought had had a rough ride in the posts here on 6767: see below:

""You poor sod, I hate the shit that has been written on 6767 lately and after saying so the other day I had temporarily stopped reading comments. I have pleaded with Dave or if it's not Dave the person who is the webmaster to sort out some boundaries - the problem is that lowlifes who enjoy being abusive believe that they have the right ie: are superior in their status on the page. Anyway I just wanted to say hello and send silent sympathy as I don't want to get involved again on the site, I feel let down by it.""

AND GUESS WHAT? THE GIRL IS SO FUCKING STOOOPID THIS IS THE REPLY I GOT!

""Thanks for the hatemail - what is sad is that you are all so possessive of your site that you feel the need to personally email me your boo hoo's. I am sorry that your so offended Silky, but deal with it and quit your verbal attacks to my personal email. It is a shame that your are "let down", poor Dave, I'm sure he will be crying the blues. If you would like to quit raggin on my email - say hey for real - if not leave it on the site. The next insult emailed to me personally, I WILL forward to others for their replies!!! As stupid as that sounds, I will not let you attack me personally here. This IS a free country, and Dave's site HAS gotten out of hand....but yet every time it settles down, there is always a "fam" member to dreg it back up!!""

UNBELIEVABLE.

_______________________________________

So, C babes let's clear this up a little. I am not a FAM member and I will leave it on the site. Look above.
I don't live in YOUR country, I emailed your personal email because it is public knowledge ie you leave it up there when you comment and since I do have standards I wouldn't email someone the kind of aggressive bullshit you felt obliged to send me.
I said I was feeling let down by the site because of the BEHAVIOUR OF PEOPLE ie because of the argumentative crap on there lately but that concept was obviously a little unwieldy for you to grasp - clearly you deserve the shit thrown at you, if nothing else but for your rather blatant stupidity. Perhaps that's all this is - misunderstandings and a lack of tolerance but the point is, I don't read 6767 to engage with the likes of you. I read it to hear what Dave Navarro has been upto, I read it to revel in disclosure not found elsewhere. Oooops, big words and those pesky concepts again.
Congratulations baby doll you managed to drag me down to your level for a fleeting minute.
Dave, apologies.
Silky kisses.x.x.x

It's funny that I could tell WHO sent that email reponse to you even before I read your reply.

Shit is shit is shit. Who knew shit was spelled with a "-C"?

Star, right Dave?

Will have to look for that picture - it's a keeper!

Have you checked out any of the new shows on TV this season? Wondered which ones you might have found interesting so far.

Always,
me

Dude you're looking to buff these days to be a rock star HAHAHA..I thought guitarists had to be real skinny and looking like they were about to die? Only kidding....your awesome! Hurry up and come to the UK! Peace!

It's time to face facts people. You have all become corrupted. A week ago it was nothing but a love fest in here. Now look at yourselves, you are all flinging more hate around than the darkside has. I'm proud of you all for giving into your hate. You have become the thing that you dispise.

What the fuck?! Who's 'Angel' It aint me!

Mission accomplished Darkside!!

Dave, finally another SRL, I was suffering withdrawals. When is KHZ doing another show, I miss them too.

oh and lovely pic, your tats look raddddddd.

Max your name is below your post, not above.

I have never seen a hotter "bigfoot"...can't wait for SRL..I have to agree with one of the posters above, I liked Storm on the show, but when she sang Ladylike, that was one hell of a song. Can't wait to hear your guitar on her song. Lots of Love Bratty

Silky - You then sent me a reply of boo hoo wah wah, I don't know what you'r