Amazing.... tabloid journalism at it's finest! You rock Dave!

Why let the truth get in the way of a good story? It's distrubing how low tabloids will go sometimes.

OK, I'm not going to slam Mr. marble mouth but I'll have to say, tuning into listen to Lukas requires an intepreter!? Sorry, Chappaquitik

Great post. We are really looking foward to hearing the interview.

Rumors suck! The post reminds me of this quote from Plato: "Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty." It sucks; but it's true.

Keep up the good fight, Dave!

Dave,
I think you are great! You seem like an honest, real guy....I love that! Will there be another ROCKSTAR next Summer? I would love to see you on TV again!
lulu

And as for mister Tyrrell:

You seem to fancy aligning yourself with big, hairy men. You bring that fat fuck Micheal Moore into this, or this Blowmeister you keep referring to, and we'll invade Canada faster than you can say "Taking it back". Our Parts Unknown branch will suffice in this task, as you weak, poor excuse of a country is full of chickenshits like you who use fake names to post their wiseacre remarks.

This is not Open Mike Night, canuck. What are you doing on the Web at this time of the day? Do like everyone else on this blog: get a job, go make some money and give it to me right now, otherwise there will be repercussions. Major.

Go back to playing your twang before I get mad and open up a location in Toronto, eh?

To anyone else who reads this: I OWN YOUR ASS.

Sincerest regards,

Dick Kovacevich, Big Kahuna of all the money in the world

P.P.P.S. Carly, where are you? Come out and play...

Hey Dave,
I'm glad you don't let the tabloids get to you. As long as you know that you're "family" loves you and we knows that it's all BS, that's all that matters.

I Say You Give Them A Taste Of Their Own Medicine.. Make Up Some Far Out Romance And See How Far That Flies....Great To Hear That You Moved Into My Neighborhood, Not As Bad As You Thought huh?!

Tell Toby that his existance on this very planet is because of me! I swear I dreamt that guy up.

Dave, do you have a box I can borrow? We can be neighbors.

Can't wait to catch Lukas on SRL.
I am sorry about the tabloids. I think that generally people are intelligent enough to realise most of the stuff written in these things are just plain bull shit. They change from publication to publication, and we know that its all crap.

TO DAVE;
Constant bullshit, right? Keep fucking 'em up, and keep on fuckin'.
TO Dick (if ever there was an appropriate first name...);
I'm flattered by your attention and you may be surprised to know that CANADA NEEDS INVADING! Have you had a look at our Prime Minister lately?
I didn't want to let the secret slip, but a couple of us Canucks were hired last month to liven things up around here. Want to take a wild guess whose name is on the bottom of the checks?
I dare you to open a location in T.O..... as close to Massey Hall as possible, and before January.
T

DAVE, I SAW THAT STUPID THING LIFE AND SHIZZ WROTE ABOUT YOU ALL HOMELESS.??? I WAS LIKE; NO WAY! BUT I LIKED THE PICTURE ENUFF SO I HUNG IT UP. LUVE ERIKA

Oh, and by the way, Mister Navarro, Consuella, the cashier at your local Wells Fargo location, has just informed me that your latest cheque has bounced.

I would suggest you prepare a new one and get your delicious-looking ass there right now, otherwise the payment to your Webmaster will fall through, and you will lose the right to host this blog.

Come on, move it! Send the dough, Dark One, or all you minions will spend the rest of Eternity in NowhereLand.

Please comply as soon as humanly possible.

Yours in times of darkness,

Dick Kovacevich

'Wells Fargo IS taking it back'

Don't worry, Dave, you can book the Derelicte campaign for Mugatu. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crackwhores that make this wonderful city so unique.

Then you tell L & S to Derelicte your balls, Capitaine.

That is too funny! What was it last time - you're so depressed you like to walk the dog in full makeup? Next time just confirm it - see what happens.

Did you draw The Panic Channel symbol outside your box to keep you safe... lol...

Also I heard Life & Style Magazine were going bankrupt...

Nice!! Lukas on SRL? That'll be awesome...you can play some of his music...fan-fuckin-tastic. I saw him on Ellen the other day, and he was so cute and sweet. I definitely enjoy him.

Man, Life and Style goin 2 for 2. Those people are unbelievable...although now Im interested in seeing the photo Erika has mentioned! I can add it to my DN shrine and alter...hahahahaha

Love you Dave and Family! ~Amber

Awwww, dude, why didnt ya let me know you were homeless? Coulda stayed here with us...Good to see you dont let the shit bother you. Hey wasnt Peter Criss homeless a while back according to one of those shit wipe mags?

"So do I HAVE to be a part of the family to be accepted...is that really the ONLY way?"

not the only way, but for starters..how about being less of a bitch? there, i singled you out and called you a name. how about that? do you feel better? now you can rant and rave about one of the "family" getting mad and calling you names. go ahead. but the plain hard truth is that maybe instead of attacking us by calling all that were here before you asskissers (DAVE YOU DO HAVE A NICE ASS BY THE WAY) and backsiders (I FUCKING HEART YOU DAVE) you (the collective you)should have just added your comments and thoughts on whatever. instead, you claim to be a part of three people that are the "ONLY intelligent smart think for yourself kind people"...by making comments such as those you few have isolated yourselves. so stop whining to us about it. as sue said, we were here before you and we will be here after you.

what peebs was trying to get you to read was actually dave's own words on what this blog is and is not. too bad that is not interesting enough for you. so go ahead..keep posting conversations to/from god and satan and enjoy yourself. i will just skip all posts by the "darkside" from now on. eventually you will grow tired and quit being so offensive or go away. whatever.

WELL FUCKING SAID SUE! I HEART DAVE. DAVE HAS A NICE ASS. PROUD TO BE A 6767 FAMILY MEMBER. TAKING BACK THE BLOG. PROUD TO BE A NAVARRO FAN.

Mr Tyrrell,

as you may have just learned, those cheques you and your brothers-in-arms have been receiving are not worth the paper they are printed on. As much as I enjoy mister Navarro's music (I've had it recorded as musak to liven up our locations all over the US), if I were you, I would consider finding yourself other business ventures. Face the facts, mister Carcass: would you have invested your own money in RockStar:Supernova?

I rest my case.

Your dearest friend,

Dick Kovacevich, King of the Free World

(it's free only because I want it to be - everything else you pay!)

u so sad - and so way too late!!! There is just no more care in me anymore for sad little comments like that, moony baby!! kisses love xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Dave's thats gotta be some posh cardboard box with WiFi your living in!
Will we see it on MTV cribs?

Happy Monday!

hahaha Peebs, which room is where the magic happens?

Looking forward to Lukas on Spread Radio Live!
It's great that you can now mention these stellar musicians without it necessarily being about this past summer's tv show. Now we can appreciate the music without discussing the competitive stuff.
As for the creative writing stories about you - let's face it, they just can't get enough of Dave.... Imagine if you are seen hanging out with Lukas and Toby...whew, I'm having a meltdown just thinking about it.

Love Laurie

....and to clarify, I never "claimed" to be anything - That's not my quote sweetie. Se y'all just keep draggin' me back...

WCT - WORKING CLASS TABLOID (weekly)
Cover; full page photo of Greggor Spapunski (janitor at Holy Mary of Worship) loading stolen paper towels into the trunk of his car. Bright yellow headline super-imposed over the image reads
"PETTY THEFT EPIDEMIC! CAUGHT IN THE ACT!"
First page; "apparently Bettie Skimmer, long-time resident of Dundas St. West, has taken to hosting loud garden parties in her back yard, often carrying on past nine p.m. ! An anonymous source disclosed that some nearby neighbours cannot unwind after work due to the clatter of teaspoons".
Page three: "police from 52 Division are searching for the person in the Annex neighbourhood who is not picking up after their dogs. An elderly resident slipped in one of the mounds of offal and tore the inseam out of her Depends diaper"
Page twelve; "a Canadian citizen visiting L.A. was found Monday morning beaten unconscious and gaffer taped to a light standard... the middle aged caucasian male carried no identification on his person, and the words 'taking it back' were written across his forehead in black marker. Upon regaining consciousness at a nearby hospital, the man could not remember his name. He spoke with a French Canadian accent and kept repeating that six 'very attractive' females had surrounded him and started raining down blows.
MY POINT?
Most of the lower life forms who indulge in tabloid bullshit would rather read about the Navarros of the World, to escape the trappings of a meaningless existence in the quagmire of the commoners. It sucks, Dave, but at least you are loved and can fire back without mercy on your very own blog.
How cool is that?
RT

Great Dave! Cant wait to hear Lukas on the show. You always give good interviews. Toby and Lukas did seem to be good people when shown behind the scenes..

p.s. To all you hateful people: I understand Lukas perfectly! :)

"Also I heard Life & Style Magazine were going bankrupt... "
Posted by: Savvy at September 18, 2006 12:21 PM

Indeed they are, sweetie.

They have troubled mister Navarro, who, even though is in a bit of a 'bouncy' situation with us, is one of our most prized customers. So I have sent our finest, largest ushers to their office, and cleaned them dry.

Let this be a warning to all of you: DO NOT MESS WITH ME. I will go FINANCIAL on your ass!

Have fun while this lasts,

Dickie K.

Dave,

To be fair, let's also recognize that you said "everything was going great" in regards to Carmen, when the tabloids ALL said that you two were on the rocks...

You also said you did not like the "rumors" and such, but ultimately we found out that the tabloids were telling the "truth"....

I understand that it's hard and you're not supposed to "tell it like it is" in Hollywood...but the tabloids are not always far off from the truth....Sometimes I wonder how their sources get it right, even after the person in question is found to be lying.

All the best...Loved the show this summer

I have always thought that it would be nice to have a magazine that is devoted to annoying the media in the same way that they annoy celebrities. I would hire photographers to follow the paparazzi and bully them into starting a fight so I could sue them (Im thinking also I could have the photographers get in the way of their shots just the way they get in the way of someone trying to pull out of a parking space
I would also have photographers follow their families and friends and report all the great dirt on them "so and so's wife is sleeping with her trainer" that sort of thing.
I would dig up dirt on gossip columists(and if I couldnt find any Id make it up like a good journalist does)
And for a really good touching story Id invade the hospital to film the dying moments of the family members of the good folks at E! But instead of focusing on the loss Id juice up the drama of course.
Maybe branch out to include the people that buy the tabloids, since the tabloids are fond of reminding us that without the readers they wouldnt stalk celebrities....what could be better for someone obsessed with a celebrities private moments than becoming one themselves.

Ok so no one would read it and the mag would die before it started but some days I think it'd be worth it just to see the reaction.

Well, all of this has been very amusing, but since there is the matter of ruling the world, I will have to go for now.

If anyone sees Carly, please tell her that we have narrowed down it to 5 banks. Her time is up!

Mister Navarro, please do not make the same mistake.

Bleed you all later,

Dick

That's good shit dude. Wasn't one of the first Panic Channel shows (at the Key Club, maybe?) a benefit to feed the homeless? So like, you were feeding yourself. Or something.

Where did you buy your box at???
My box is just plain and boring!!!

Hey C, honey, no one is "draggin you back" they are just making their own comments. What? Are they not allowed to say what they want? Hmmmm...doesn't make much sense. I think you like the drama and like to be "nasty" to people or you would just let it go. I Love Dave who has the hottest ass ever.....

Bratty

So Dave - nice ass picture that Jenn posted over in the asylum...

Question, now that the show is over and you are getting back to us - are we going to see top ten again?

Much love to you!

Always,
me

C-
C'mon girl, let's split before the "ass posts" pile up.
We're not wanted, needed, or necessary.
I found a site where elbow fetishes rule.
Meet me there!
Ricky "wicked ass too" T.

Here we go again....is school out already?? Look everyone there was NO and I mean NO nasty in anything I wrote today, please STOP making it up to justify shitting on me!! I called noone names, I was polite, agreed on points made and apologized when wrong...As for letting things go...I think I had done just that, until personally attacked by being called a bitch by some flaming fucking douchebag who had no clue what she was talking about!!! The comments posted above were made HOURS ago and not nasty in the least, oh and NOT made to any of you, I think I was talking to a very intellect person named Sue. So fuck the fuck off, cause it's old and it's tired and for SOME reason a few feel the need to keep dragging it back up!!!

agreed rick, its too sad here anyway, lead the way!!!

I love that Lukas and Toby were just hanging out in LA they seem like great guys. I can't wait till the Orlando show in Jan. Panic Channel and Lukas all in one night BOOYA!

I Love Dave

Dave,Love your blog.The worst thing about Rockstar being over is,not seeing you each week.I really miss that more than anything else about the show.

How about some Toby on SRL? Or did I miss that already? I love Toby and hope to hear from him in the future.
Thanks Dave,you're the best!

I'll tell my friends to look for you at Venice (I don't live in L.A. anymore). I'll tell em to bring you some Starbucks, okay? What do you drink? Expresso shots? No wonder you just want to "vacation" in the comfort of your own house. Seriously, I think they are just pissed that they don't know where you REALLY live. That's a good thing though, huh? Look on the bright side Dave, they aren't outside your window.

I think I talked to Lukas on the phone today. I didn't understand a word he said..haha

Popularity = Public domain

Can I have my piece of you now?

the only thing that matters is that you know the truth and so do we.
just wanted to say SRL kicks ass and so do you.
BTW, love the new tat!! that's so cool.

TO DICK ASS KOVACIVICHE!! I GOT CARLY'S BACK SO FUCK OFF. IN FACT, we all got her back here so please, go fuck yourself. ThanXXX
tweet tweet sucker!

HA!!! I got done reading all the bullshit in the previous post added my comment to realize it was closed and vuala!!! You have posted another!!!

Hope your having a good one L&S gotta be kill'n you with that glorious bull shiatttt...what a great crack up!!!

Totally thought of you this weekend...I spent the weekend relaxing and cooking SOUP!!! It was mmmmmmmm Delicious...

Kisses~

Dave, you'll always have a place to stay with me ;)

I was at the hair salon on the weekend. Glen was about to do something to my head and said 'this won't hurt...much'. I looked at him, grinned and asked if we needed a safe word. He turned around and said "Chappaquitik!". That was a hilarious moment. Who knew you had so many fans. Heh.

"L & S has stated that I am homeless and heartbroken after being kicked out of someone's home (whom I never dated or lived with)."

Aww, Dave. I haven't read any of the other comments but just want to say: You will never be homeless, there's always room under a bridge in Toronto, then next year you can audition for Rockstar. Then you can win and become the third homeless Canadian to become rich and famous. Of course, you would first have to give me all your money so that you could honestly say you were broke (and become a Canadian citizen) but, hey, that's just something I would have to put up with for if it meant that you would get a home.

As for being heartbroken because some woman kicked you out of her home, I'm sorry but I thought we already discussed this. You knew it was coming. Besides, my goldfish was allergic.

Glad to see you are still in good spirits.

P.S.: "You bring that fat fuck Micheal Moore into this, or this Blowmeister you keep referring to, and we'll invade Canada faster than you can say "Taking it back".

Mr. Kovacevich:

Ooo, I'm shaking in my boots....Bring it on. We burned down your little White House once before and we're not above doing it again. We're like a nest of ants up here, quiet until you disturb us then we get up your backside and bite hard. Or maybe it's a nest of earwigs. Could be slugs. Anyway the point is you don't scare us, so there.

To: All
Comments from a 6767 Newbie

I found Dave's site not too long ago, and I've been hooked since day 1.

Dave's daily content got me hooked and I see now that it happens to many who have recently stumbled across this site :)
But I also appreciate this site because it has always been a good place to just roll with it and post some comments.

As a newbie though, I've never felt that I needed a special invitation or immediate recognition for my posted comments from any of the seasoned regulars, or from Dave for that matter. But, for whatever reason, maybe some first time posters need that special recognition when they first post their comments here.

It didn't matter to me though. I just kept reading Dave's daily blog entries, reading the thread comments(if they were under 10,000 mark :), and I just kept on posting and getting more in tune with SRL and CFR.

Over time, I have exchanged comments with a few regulars, as well as with some greener newbies that I indirectly met along the way. Great to know that here, most have the same musical interests that I do.

But, I don't consider myself to be part of any "inside" club here, I don't think anybody does. We all somehow, at different times, just all end up here and become;
"part of the greater universal(ONe)". (I believe that is a Steve Isaacs quote).

I've always just respected the views of fellow posters who have only expressed their kind regards towards Dave by sending out their luv, and telling Dave they love his work and his ass, etc.
It's all good. And all in good fun.

So I don't see how fans sending an appreciative word out to Dave, could possibly anger or provoke anbody to form an angry, so-called outsider clic to bash other family members for just showing Dave some appreciation on his own site.

Sure RS was a crazy, overwhelming time for many, and maybe some newbie 67ers who would have liked to have had some special recognition for their insightful comments missed the welcome mat during all the RS hysteria.
But, nobody was ever cast out as an outsider.

Let's just end all the bashing so that new 67ers don't get overlooked.

Peace !
Joanna(T.O)

Thanks for giving it to us straight Dave. I have not seen the article, but sadly I guess "Happy in Hollywood" wasn't going to sell as many copies as "Heartbroken and Homeless."

Which girl are linked to this time? Sara Howard, Jenae Alt, Jenna Jamison, Raiana Paige, Storm Large, Minnie Mouse?? It doesn't matter if it is trash tabloids, the media, or the government, so many find it so easy to mislead the public.

That's right - let's take it back Dave!

Any chance of you being a guest on Tom Green's show?

PS. What is Toby up to? Is he going on tour with the house band?

Hey Dave

I'm looking forward to another installment of SRL! Now that your schedule is winding down (ha,ha)...hopefully SRL will be more frequent.

CE

Hey Dave!

I started reading this blog during RS:SN, but I'm sticking around because of YOU! I finally picked up the Panic Channel CD yesterday and I'm in love with it, seriously impressed. I figured I should know the words to your songs when you play the SN show in Vancouver on Feb 18th. God, that's a long wait! But I'm looking forward to seeing you as much as SN.

I for one pegged Lukas as the winner before the show even started. On the Canadian tv special on RS, The Road to Rockstar, they showed the auditions of about 50 or so contestants and Lukas stood out far above the rest. I went back and found his old music from Cleavage and Rise Electric and I was a goner. His voice and talent is unbelievable. I was a Lukas girl from then on out. I'm really looking forward to your interview with him, because I know it'll be different (and likely far more dirty, at least I hope so!) than anything else "the press" will give us.

Lukas deserved to win, he was born to be a rock star and SN are the perfect fit for him.

House Band, Panic Channel, SN, I'll be one happy fan girl on Feb. 19.

Cheers,
Erin

Dave,

Can you get Lukas to clear up the TMZ video issue (with his girlfriend) when he's interviewed later this week? There are hundreds of posts and copies of this video (and a second version) all over the net with everyone calling him an asshole. They really do make Lukas look like the biggest jerk ever. Dilana looks like she's trying her best to help out Lukas' girlfriend to no avail. The poor thing came from Canada to celebrate with her boyfriend and she's left outside the club while the paparrazi films the whole thing. I'm sure there is more to the story than what we're seeing, but because they're the only versions available, assumptions are made.

I'd hate for this to get any further out of control. They both deserve better than this on the first night after Lukas wins this gig.

Thanks for listening.

My best friend and I had a saying in high school a long time ago, "Ugly as hell, sexy as fuck!" I mean, we really wanted to suck and fuck this dude who was ew and yet we got wet thinking of him. THIS APPLIES TO LUKAS ROSSI.

Joanna(T.O.)-
Torontonians all over the place; city of three million that seems like ten million. Just between me and you; enjoyed your above comments and want to let you know that I've not engaged in any one on one bashing with any of the regulars, nor will I.
(I admit to "defending" Dave when H.Squid suggested he get back on drugs, but I couldn't resist that one)
I don't speak for anyone but me, and I say what I please with crazy humor as the motive, and that's it in a nutshell. This place is going to calm down rapidly, now that RSSN has ended, and it will become less and less "fun" to be crazy here.
(shit, I only came here in the first place because I've been listening to Dave's work since way back... the first Lollapalooza was so killer. Where else would you seen Jane's with Ice T., Siouxshee and the Banshees, etc.?)
I take it back about the Leafs not winning the cup,
Sundin's staying. (tongue firmly in cheek on that one)
later,
RT

RT - Amen, Thought that's what I had said too, but I was called names. U R my spokesman from now on!!!

Hi Dave ...Nice to see u back sweetie! ;-)

Why are there so many pricks on here ? If you don't have anything remotely important to say then keep on moving ..

Miss seeing you on TV each week - Miss Lukas and the gang even more - Can't wait to see and hear you guys live in Jan - It seems so far away though ..I keep lookin for articles and any bit of news i can get on Lukas ...I know - Im crazy over him what can i say ...but anyway - Don't let L & S get to you - obviously they dont have a clue !! I say FUCK HUM !!!!!!!!!!!! lol

MUahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Besitos !

Love Rachel

Have to somehow find time in an insane schedule to catch that SRL with you and Lukas. A fun time is guaranteed.

And Dave, Lukas, and Toby out together would be nuclear. Except to those who hate. Can't win with them, they are never happy and never satisfied. They wouldn't know talent if it bitch-slapped them! ;)

I am looking forward to hearing Lukas on SRL, it is great that you have invited some of the contestants to participate in that.

As for L&S, please, how could anyone think that you would be homeless...rofl, even if you did not have your 'own' home, I am quite certin that there are enough ladies in Hollywood that would PAY you to spend the night, HA!

I love that you are having Lukas on SR. I had never heard of him until RSSN, thank you for that show. Lukas has such an amazing voice oh and the fact he is a totally HOT is just an extra bonus.

Dave I think you are great!

Greetings folks

Just want to clarify my stance here, since the last thread was closed while I was snoozing - damn time zones.

As an avid 'people watcher' (as opposed to voyeur - same genus - different interests) I could not help but be absorbed by the debacle going down.

Just for the record, I do not see myself belonging to any particular 'group' on here. The only group I belong to is the human one. I enjoy talking to EVERYONE but admittedly do tend to gravitate towards those with a decidely twisted / irreverant/ different slant on life.

I can't help it. I was nearly taken out 10 years ago by a drunk driver and after fighting to live I came out the other side of that experience with a TOTALLY new perspective of my life.

I cannot now take life so seriously as I did prior to that, because I know just how fucking quickly it can be snuffed out and should be embraced and celebrated (anger, elation, good times, bad times, sad times and all the raw emotional soup that makes us so vulnerably human)

The irony for me reading thru those posts was that the topic was a tribute to a survivor of the holocaust and yet, to me, the same shit that starts horrors like that was unfolding before my very eyes as I read.

What I saw was one group claiming the right to dictate to others what the behaviour code / rules were and to respect them. From my perspective, that just reeks of 'Blog Taliban'.

I try very hard in my everyday life to understand different viewpoints - that means that I don't have to agree with them, respect them, or even like them, but at the very least, try to gain some insight as to why those viewpoints are being expressed. Sometimes I can and sometimes I just can't get past my own biases.

What got on my tits about that last thread, was that to me, there is a group of people here 'together' that could really enjoy talking to each other, discussing things (albeit unrelated to the topic)laughing and learning something about ourselves in the process, but we want to waste the time sniping at each other.

Before the internet become openly available to the greater populace and not only a military application, we travelled to different countries to experience these things. Today, we have this amazing technology to communicate our thoughts across the world without leaving our own environs. And that just never fails to blow me away.

In my years on the internet, I have taken time to visit some real 'hate' sites (KKK, etc etc) and even tho it chills me to the core, I acknowledge they do have a right to make their statements.

For the record, I enjoy seeing ALL the different personalites around here. All my bullshit comments are made in complete tounge-in-cheek, poke-ya-in-the-eye-with-a-blunt-stick style and are NEVER intended to cause offence or distress. I'd much rather people chuck it right back at me and we can have a few laughs.

There is obviously a facet to me that is much much 'deeper' than that I choose to display here, but I like to express that in other ways - thru painting for example. That is where my more introspective slants choose to present themselves. In fact I did a painting a few years ago expressing my thoughts on exactly the same stuff Im writing here. That painting now hangs in a marae here in Wellington dedicated to people of ALL cultures, ALL thoughts, ALL races. (for those of you who don't know what a marae is www.taputeranga.maori.nz - Atamarie ano Bruce, Arohanui - you have got the right idea)

Don't ever make the mistake that I do not respect this blog or the people on it. I fucking love the fact that DN has made himself so publicly accessible instead of hiding away behind spin doctors, bodyguards, lawyers et al.

Apart from that, I found an awesome new radio station that has managed to finally replace my beloved local station (Pirate Radio) which had its demise many years ago with the demise of the guy who owned it. SLR and the late great Pirate are very very similar in style, content and format. And for that Im totally wrapt! Im also hearing bands that I would never know about otherwise, because of where I live.

The reason that I like posting here (as opposed to a forum or chat) is because its such a 'public' arena - as opposed to forums etc. If this blog had not been made so publicly available, there is no way I would have found you all and I would not have been enriched in quite the same way as I have been by all the comments, good, bad OR ugly.

My thoughts, for what they are worth...........

he he he tabloids it's amazing that these so called educated people have 2 brain cells to rub together! Nice job Dave, but next time if you're homeless you can stay with us, okies? I mean it's the tabloids so it must be true! Sorry I'll stop being sarcastic.

Love and hug all, share the love

M

Dave,
Looking forward to hearing Lukas SRL. I have d=become a fan and listen as often as I can while playing online poker.

The tabloids are just a bunch of people that couldn't get real jobs with real magazines so because they are miserable they want everyone else to be also. We all know you are not homeless and even if you were we would still love your sexy ass!!

Love ya
Amanda

just thought I'd comment since you don't seem to be getting many and I know how that feels. take care Dave.

Oh My God! Who could be bothered replying to all of your nasty comments? In fact, when I think of something really good to contribute, I'll be back, you just wait and see! hahahahahaha

SOME PRETTY COOL, RATHER UNKNOWN BANDS TO CHECK OUT;
I'm actually going to be serious for a moment and list a few bands that I've been into lately, in the spirit of this blog and to regain a little balance.
1. Jump Little Children (amazing singer and song structure, somewhat mellow but they should be huge, and aren't)
2. Year Of The Rabbit (see above, but more electric and in a darker vein)
3. Edgewater (their 2006 release is quite cool)
4. Cold (commercial sounding but very good songwriters)
5. 3 (their release "Alien Angel" is a little know masterpiece)
6. Blindside (great vocals and a heavier yet melodic style)
7. City And Color (beautiful, stripped down acoustic stuff)
8. Depswa (another amazing, emotive vocalist)
9. Oceansize (epic journeys within the songs... very original)
10. Steadman (melodic and memorable with great vocals)
11. Splender (see above)
12. Kings of Leon (sort of Louisiana Bayou... unique vocals)
All of these artists are available on itunes and in some cases, hopefully, in your local music shops. Check 'em out.
I'll come back another time and post some of the heavier stuff, for you 'bangers out there.
See? Not one smartass comment!
MUSIC!
RT

Angel, that picture is some serious ass business, eh?! (no pun intended. well, mostly.)

Carcass, the skin over the elbow has a technical term known as Weenis. Does this mean your place is all about a Weenis fetish? Because if it is, dude, that could be fun.

Seriously, I see weenis all day long. And it really isn't polite to eat with your weenis on the table.

JENN-
don't bother going to the site in mention... it was endless photos of
elbow macaroni and such... complete bore, no bloggers fighting, no nothin'.
xo,
RT

yep, nuttin but macaroni and plumbing supplies, no fun at all!!!

Jenn;
I mean, would YOU be caught dead chatting in a space called
THE ELBOW ROOM?
(didn't think so)
r

Hey Dave,

I laughed so hard after reading your blog. So, how did L & S get ahold of you for your comment if you were homeless? A homeless person with a cell phone? What's the point of calling to check the facts if they choose to not ACCEPT THE FACTS.

Anyway, excited to hear you are interviewing Lukas this week.

Beth

RT wouldn't it be the Weenis Room? Boy that make me giggle to write!!!

Hi Dave,
Again ! ....more fun with tabloid fiction.
It's unreal how sick & twisted they can get.

Art, C-, Mrs Meat:
This is purely coincidental, so please don't take any offense that I am sending this note to you following my previous sentence which included the words sick & twisted (haha- I'm sorry, I couldn't resist that one. I'm just kidding "just a friendly poke back at-cha"- peace from me :)

Art, Since you have corrected your previous comment made about the Leafs, I for one am letting it all go. Else, I fear Pg.12 of The WCT would be an inevitable fate for you overzealous Forgotten Rebels. (shsshh, please no further mention of F.R. or F.R. song titles as it may conjur up a squid smiling like a reptile.

And those WCT references all hit so close to home. That repeat offender Bettie Skimmer, my neighbor, is all the gossip. HAHAHA

Joanna(T.O)

LOVE, PEACE & WEENIS'S JOANNA!!!

DETATCHABLE WEENIS! (sorry couldnt resist)

Hi Dave,
i do hope to check out the Dragonfly in Oct when I am in that area, maybe TPC will be there (Oct 18-21, sounds like a good time to start a tour in LA!).

great music last night on SRL. I started out just wanting to look at you on TV, now I love getting to know new music I never listened to before. and its fun to read your writings and what you're doing. you are such a good writer, now doing tv screenplays or whatever they call them is perfect for you.
i look foward to your creative work, you are truly gifted as a caring human being.
have fun, stay healthy and strong.
love you

Jenn.. thanks for that tip. I have a co-worker that refers to her wenis all the time, and I've always thought it was something she made up. I should have known it was a technical term, after all there are very many technical terms in the humnan body that refer to nipple!

RT.. thanks for that list..gonna have to check them out after I get out of class, the exact one where I'm learning about all the names in the human body that refer to nipples.

OH GREAT DARK ONe, am so glad to hear that story is NOT true...had me worried!! (NOT) From a mother of a grown foster son...if you date "nice" girls, people say nice things about you! (not knocking any of your past aquaitances (Don't know them to knock them)...just a suggestion for the future)Everyone knows that a nice girl wouldn't put YOU on the street.

O'dark ONe...have fun...and as always
KEEP IT CREEPY
Draven

sorry, p.s.
i don't actually know when TPC is in LA, just throwing out my dates in case they match up on calendar!

I have been out of touch for a bit and I'm trying to catch up with you guys. I need to know who the "DICK" man is and what is he Chairman and CEO of? If someone could please be so kind as to post me an answer on that I will gladly appreciate it. Or, if he'd like to introduce himself...Hi, I'm Sharon Roberts

Good Morning Sir Dave and Fellow Respectable 6767 Bloggers,
I would just like to say how wonderful this site is and how great you are.
Your new tattoo confuses me a little though????
Does it say 'I have one but not by choice'???
Dave, you don't have one, and then you chose to put that?? I don't get it.

Anyway, I hope everyone is feeling sweet and loveable today, hugging trees and eating mung beans and browns rice.

BTW, is anyway gonna point out that Draven always say 'Oh Dark One' and 'Keep it Creepy'?
Cos I'm wondering, I thought you guys didn't like 'Darkside/Dark Ones' and what is Dave supposed to be keeping creepy? Is Draven turning 14 this birthday? ***NO OFFENCE INTENDED***

Signed Thouroughly Confused yet Respectable Cookie
(Was that a nice enough post to be invited into the family fold at a later date?)

Have a great night, all.
I'm off to the WEENIS WAREHOUSE for a six-band show.
Enjoy my absence!
Love,
Rick "Hellbow" Al Dente

To DR,
I so appreciate the classy way you said that, but, how could that even be close to the truth with all he does? It just doesn't seem possible.
And as for him not being honest about he and Carmen, well, I probably wouldn't want to discuss that in public either.

Sincerely,
Sharon Roberts

NEED A PLACE TO STAY? YOU DON'T NEED TO BE HOMELESS. LOL. PEACHES

Hey Dave,

Nice to see you don't take those things seriously. They are trying to sell magazines at your and all the other celebs expense...
I am looking forward to hearing Lukas on SRL. Are you going to have a few of the other contestants on ? Dilana, Toby.. What about the boys of Supernova... or whatever they will be called soon.

Does any1 remember the Springer show back back in the day late night where Jenna Jameson was on and she was just a nasty lil' porn whore and nothing more? Wow, that bitch got motherfucking LUCKY!

Hey Dave. :-) Aha… What a fortuitous happenstance *winks at the poster ‘centrifugal force’* ;-) , bumping into Toby and Lukas like that. :-) They do come across as really sweet, humorous and fun guys, yeah, not to mention extremely talented and great entertainers. Excellent to hear the “Booyah Brothers� were out on the town together. LOL Cool that Lukas agreed to do SRL—I know all the Lukatics, Rossi Posse and other Lukas fans will want to check that out. :-) I’m glad you finally got to meet them “outside work� as it were, Dave, and just hang with the boys. Those two really became best buds over the course of the show and it’s great they have each other for friendship and support as they get used to life in LA. TLee was a good guy to do the “mi casa es su casa� thing for the lads until they can get set up with their own digs. Oh, dear… more ‘media vultures.’ *hugs Dave* Seriously, these folks need a life, instead of being mud guppies off of yours.

Note to ‘centrifugal force’ from last post: it’s okay. No posters were harmed by my use of $10 words. LOL I *am* a trained professional. ;-) I have a nice piece of paper with a shiny gold sticker on it that says something about a ‘Bachelor of Arts (Honours)’ degree in English from some accredited university or other. ;-) Anyway, it’s a 008 ½ license that lets me “handle large words in complex combinations without setting off alarms at Language Police headquarters.� I don’t get a badge or a sidearm, but, hey, a person can’t have *everything.* ;-) I try not to be obstreperous ;-P in my use of language, but it is fun to dust off a bit of verbiage now and again. *wink* Don’t worry, I’ll throw in enough “awesome, dudes� and “yeah, bros� so that I don’t cause anyone verbal apoplexy. ;-P

Hey Dave - sorry you have to put up with all that tabloid crap. It's interesting that even when they get confirmation that their story isn't true - they still run with it. Glad to see you have a sense of humor about it all.

Hey - I'm glad you are having Lukas on the show - but I'd love to hear Lukas and Toby together on your show - any chance? They seemed to form a real friendship and I'd love to hear their take on things, as they joke around together with you. I'll be turning in.

SAVVY--That comment was HYSTERICAL! I laughed my ass off. Thank you for that!

Hey Dave, I wish I were you, bumping into Lukas and Toby...alas I live too far away for that to ever become a reality. Those two just seem so great together, best buds and all.

How about printing some of the more eloquent posts for Lukas to read, there sure were some heartfelt comments during your "not sure I could listen to him for 2 hours" blog. He probably doesn't realize how many people he's touched with his passion and talent. After being sequestered in the mansion for 3 months I think he deserves to know.

Don't include the haters though, there's no place for crap like that. Some people just don't seem to realize that those kind of words just make themselves look small and mean and do nothing to make people listen seriously to their opinion. Too much hate in the world today, just show the love.

I LOVE TO FLIXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave,

I was the one who snitched you out to L&S.

...Then I used the money to score a bag.

I did however save you some.

Call me.

HS.

PS - Don't wait too long because Martin just stopped by and he's got that look in eye.

hey dave....can't wait for the interview with lukas. make sure you give us plenty of notice so we don't miss it!
p.s. give me a call if you need a place to stay :) xxx

Ah tis nice to see your return Humbolt Squid!

this is funny, so I gotta post it. Maybe it's not the worst idea to let Lukas know what he's getting into!

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20417317-5001026,00.html

INXSessive blow
September 16, 2006 12:00

INXS has been dropped by its US record label in a major setback for the Australian band's comeback with new singer JD Fortune.

Epic Records, a subsidiary of industry giant Sony BMG, has pulled the pin on the veteran rockers after releasing their first post-Michael Hutchence album, Switch, in November last year.

The label's decision leaves the group effectively back at square one in its return to album-making and releasing new material in the US, which was initially given a huge leg-up by the selection of Canadian singer Fortune as the winner of last year's Rock Star: INXS contest.

It's understood INXS fell out favour as a result of personnel changes in the hierarchy at Sony BMG.

But a spokeswoman for Sony BMG Australia said the fact INXS was now left without a label in the US would not affect the backing of the band here.

"We're still working the album and the band and it won't change because of what happened over there,'' she said.

INXS have enjoyed a particularly successfuul comeback in both Fortune's homeland of Canada and Australia, where the new album is close to the double platinum mark of 140,000 sales.

The dropping is a double blow for INXS after it had to call off its European tour this week because of guitarist Tim Farriss' knee injury.

Farriss has to undergo surgery after twisting his leg and tearing ligaments during the band's Canberra stop on its Australian tour a fortnight ago.

hey Dave ,
damned media anything for a story huh ? anyways glad to hear yer hanging oput kickin it back and having fun
much love
Jewl

Dave you need to move down here to Australia, not even the media here are thaaaat bad.

Cant wait for the new SRL cast.

To the person who asked about Dave's tattoo, you can read the story behind it by scrolling down to the post prior to Labor Day.

I'm sure I'm about to make enemies on this board , but the truth has to be told. I have read this for about three months and I have to say that when there's no Rockstar to discuss, this board becomes a true embarressment. I really hope Dave doesn't read this thread b/c he would probably think his fans are pretty much airheads.

Dave, not everyone who lives between LA and NY is this inane. I know they adore you but could they be just a tad bit more mature? It's almost genetically impolite.

Hey DN and 67 family! Sounds like a great time was had by all. I share my sentiments with the others and say, I wish I could have been there.... although one late night this weekend was enuf for this tired mom.

I am xcited about Lukas being on the show! WOW! Thanx that will be great. Doncha always give the fans what they want? Funny how someone can post a suggestion or a thing they want and you do your best to make it come true! Appreciate U! Luv ya,Db

Hey Dave,

How are you doing?
Hope you have a great day and take care!

Nancy :-)

"Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game"

Please refrain from calling me 'Dick', as only people of the highest shperes of activities on this Earth have the prilivege - the right - to be using that diminutive. We might be fellow admirers of mister Navarro, but one thing is sure is that we are not familiar with each other.

The name, miss Sharon Roberts (account 1245-####-##-1903-XX), is Richard Kovacevich. I am Chairman and Chief Executive Officer of Wells Fargo.

We are the largest financial institution headquartered in the western U.S.
We span all of North America.
Our stock market value exceeds $100 billion. Forbes ranks us as the world’s 25th leading company based on a composite of sales, assets, profits and market value.
We’re in the top 20 among all U.S. companies in profits and market value.
We’re one of America’s 40 largest private employers with 146,000 team members.

To put it quite bluntly: I OWN EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR SORRY CARCASSES. Even The Man himself, David Micheal Navarro, is only on loan to you.

I came across this website because I am a longtime aficionado of said Navarro's work, and was looking for a fast way to keep in touch with what this great artist was up to. I have been reading posts by all 6767ers for months now, but had never participated in any sort of exchange. My current responsabilities as Master and Commander of one of the most influential financial entities in the world (much like Mr. Navarro is in is capacities as a musician) usually prevent me from touching ground with common folks, or 'peasants', as we bigshots like to call you all. Some of my 'posse' actually refer to you sometimes as 'bottomfeeders', but I tend to stay away from such harsh words, since I may possess more wealth and power than any of you will ever dream of (ALL of you, in fact), I have learned over the years that 'payback's a bitch', and I tend to stay away from karmic happenings (just look at what happened to poor Dave lately - records don't sell, dumped by his wife, rejected by other women, homeless, stuck on a B-level 'American Idol' with washed-up musicians, etc)

But I digress. Miss Roberts, while reading all of the insightful banter being posted here today, I came across, on the preceding post (CFR Podcast - killer show!), a lady named Carly, who supposedly used to work for Wells Fargo. Here is the venom she spewed at our institution:

"Oh, I am loving my new position here at another bank. Did I mention Wells Fargo sucks _unbathed ass_____!!!!! (fill in the blank with your own worst thoughts)"
Posted by: Carly at September 18, 2006 10:58 AM

(we are still hunting that disrespectful witch, and mark my words, she will go down faster than Pamela on Tommy Lee)

I have to admit that spending time with the people I usually control like puppets got to me, and I started to 'get loose'. You can follow the trail of blood from this incident to now, if you wish.

You seem like a genuinely delightful person. There is an opening in one of our locations in Los Angeles, as Consuella, the lady who was responsible for mister Navarro's delinquent account, was let go earlier this afternoon. If you wish for it, the job is yours.

A good evening to you all.

Richard M. Kovacevich
Wells Fargo
Ruler of the World and all-around nice guy

Now that you're homeless, I can meet you at Swingers and buy you a vegan wrap or perhaps maybe a fried egg sandwich. You know, if you need one.

Dave,
Just think about the great new comments you will get on this blog once the story that you are heartbroken and homeless hits the street. This is going to be great!! I may join the asylum yet. You know I thought you were looking a little bit thin.
I guess it is your blog and you can always tie up the loose threads any time you want. You can also ignore it all and it will likely go away.
I actually have enjoyed all of the posts in the past. In fact, if the poster who was creating the robot to log 100,000 votes for Dilana is still around, I miss you. What are you working on now? Meet me in the chat room sometime.

You know, firsttimecaller, a thought just occurred to me: the people who have been here a while have had many discussions that the newer people haven't read, and so if someone new brings up what they believe to be a valid point, sometimes we don't respond because we've already discussed it, sometimes several times. That's not to say we don't think it's an intelligent question, but rather have stated our opinions here and instead of repeating ourselves, are letting others discuss. At least that has been the case for me many times. If someone asks Dave what his influences are, how TPC came about, what 6767 stands for etc., I usually leave that to someone else to answer because either I've asked it and and received the answer, researched it on the internet, or I don't know and don't want to give wrong information and of course, I'm not a spokesperson for him.

New visitors might want to check out the archives, Dave used to regularly do what he called "The Sunday 10" which was a series of questions posters asked--many times more than 10 questions and most were very revealing. So I can understand why Dave might not answer them again. Lots of them are between June 2004 and spring 2005 although they are also after that.

Also, if you go to the links section there are various DN sites with lots of articles, downloads, pics etc. And http://whitepony.net/ is awesome, click on the sidebar under 6767 FAQ and there's a lot of Q&A there. Hope this helps.

~Sue

Dave, so sorry to hear you are homeless. Listen, I live on 10 acres, semi private - have a 4 bedroom house, game room with Ping Pong and Pool table. Four computers. There are only 3 of us here - my doors are open to you! I will even give you the master bedroom if you'd like!

I take in lots of strays...... but you won't be too cold or too hot.... food in the fridge....

Always,
me

okay angel..i am moving in with you! 10 acres, food and lots of computers. i am there!

6767

I have always believed in fighting for change. I do however; understand that I may not see this happen in my time. But, when I visit here, my mind goes to a spot where I can see it happen! I am surrounded by like minded people who are on top of their game. And willing to fight! I am inspired completely by you all and of course,

Dave!

I thank you for sharing with us shit, that may not be any of our business. Holy fuck I am not sure I could do that. You totally put yourself out there and risk being exploited. That’s fucking brave man! Luckily, this place has respect, and you are treated with dignity.

Here's to taking it back.

Thanks for SRL, CFR, WOW, and just a fucking awesome place to hang out!

Well, you know the truth, so don't worry about their silliness. Anyone with an ounce of sense would know it not to be truth. I mean, it isn't as if you did Rockstar for free.

Best wishes, and hang in there!

Toodles...

I like the way you deal with this sort of thing. I saw that story quoted somewhere on the net and thought "Hmmmm, he looks great for a homeless guy!"

Of course I realized there was little possibility that even a morsel of truth was contained in this bit of trashy fluff, and I'm always amused to see how you address these things. I wish more people in the entertainment industry were as straight forward and relaxed as you appear to be...were that the case the extinction of these fucktard, faux journalists would be hastened exponentially.

I know its unlikely, but a girl can dream can't she?

Of course when you are a Rock Star naturally you are public fodder for the glad rags that the masses read, so you must employ witticisms when asked such questions... Such as telling them what size box you live in and that you must quickly head out with your bowl to collect money for dinner... Alas, amuse them to no end so as not to begrudge them of their tabloid writing hobby...

Hey Sanlin - whaddya mean no-one was harmed by the $10 words? I almost got my eye taken out by it, but luckily I had the cents to duck. You will be hearing from my lawyers...

I also have a bit of paper on my wall - actually its nailed to my front door and if I had a bachelor of something-or-other too, I could probably undestand it. It don't have no fancy schmancy university on it, but it does have something about the justice department.

I only deal in the hard currency of $5 words so I don't know what it says, but I suspect its either and eviction notice or a warrant for my arrest.

I also don't have a badge or sidearm, but Ive got a cache of snidearms and snubmachineguns stashed under my floorboards.

Nice to see Squiddly Diddly making a cameo appearance again, you might be a nasty little fucker but I can't help but like you!

And its good to see everyone getting along so nicely again. Ahhhhhh, nirvana! Oops, sorry, wrong band.

TO POSTER THAT GOES BY DICK KOVACEVICH: We take all threats seriously here, so we will track you and your I.P. address down and you will be contacted by the authorities. Thank you, - 6767.com

Art - thanks for the list, but the least you could have done is given us links for the bands. Bastard!

No, seriously thanks for the heads up, Im gonna check them out - I only know of one on the list and Im always wanting to check out new or different stuff.

It would be good to see some lists from others here. I will have to go and rifle thru some of my stuff and see if we can get a international music swapmeet happening here.

Duh 2 Dick, The US Patriot act makes any and all threats made anywhere on U.S. soil a terrorist threat, boy u r in deep-

Dave,

Speaking of "taking it back", I know you're not hyper-political, but I just watched a movie that was incredible; both moving and had JUST THAT MESSAGE about "the power of the people" and demanding that "truth" prevail ... The title is: On Native Soil ... It's a documentary on the 9/11 Commision Report and just filled with sooo much information, perhaps stuff we know and stuff we don't, but what I found so riveting, other then the human interest of the families that survived their losses, was the perseverance and determination of this very small group of people and how effective their intent and then obviously there ability to create change ... : )

A posh box with WiFi on an episode of cribs...now that was some funny shit.LMFAO. Dave, I fucking love you man and I am loving (ONe)I am addicted to anything you do.BTW,if ya ever want a nice little vacation to get away from it all,I have lots of room on the East Coast baby! Lots of love to you.

PS....Dave has a hot everything!!! YUM YUM

Dude - Awesome that you ran into Luke and Toby last night. Please have Toby on, too. You know, for us love-sick bitches who can't get enough of him.

Sorry to hear about your homeless state. HA!

danikah--hello to you!

Lukas on SRL, can I come over and give him a hug? I miss him so much already!

Dave, you should have told Life & Style that they must have you mixed up with Linda from San Diego. It's one of your fans that is going to be homeless. HAHAHA

Dave
i think a better suited Godfather quote regarding your relationship w/tabloids would be by Brando, "he reads the funny papers"
i love you man
Cheers
Felipe

Duh 2 Dick, The US Patriot act makes any and all threats made anywhere on U.S. soil a terrorist threat, boy u r in deep-

Posted by: Sandy at September 18, 2006 07:55 PM

What was the 'threat' you clowns speak of? I think you're all just obsessed with terrorism, how did this become about that?
Get a grip you fools, we all know that 'Dick' is George Bush and 'God' is Osama Bin Laden' and 'Satan' Duh, of course Saddam Hussein has a laptop in his cell.
Get over yourselves!

Awesome dude...live and let live, right? Tabloids are idiots!

would love toby to be on too,he is going to have a very big career.

My contribution to the music swapmeet - one of my favourite albums:

http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,265246,00.html

http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mydrughell

They are still going, but I don't like them much anymore, they have become too polished and pop. When they recorded this album, they had a really raw sound in the tradition of 3 piece bands (damn I love the sound of 3 pieces). I don't even think you can get this album anymore.

Hey Dave,

My wife pointed this out to me, thought you might get a kick out of it. In the new Cosmopolitan with Christina Aguilera on the cover, On the very last page they do a Sexy vs. Skanky... They said you were "skanky" because you have a "Meticulously manicured goatee"... the sexy section was Nick Lachey with his stupid ass five o clock shadow. HAHA!! What's this world coming to when a guy can't have neatly groomed facial hair.

D, you were the ONLY reason I tuned into Rockstar. You are so magnetic and fun to watch and listen to. Lucky 3 chicks on the couch with you on the finale. :) Being a celebrity obviously has it downsides. I was wondering: Is that why celebrities usually only date other celebrities rather than average-joe'ette's like me (and other fans)? Or celebrities (like Jon Bon Jovi) date longtime sweethearts from before they made it big. Which IMO, really sucks for Lukas to dump his gf, or is that tabloids making to much out of a misunderstanding?

Anyways, I'll be surfing the channels for you. :)

Z

I can't get the Corleone quote...is it from Godfather 3..you know, I try to get out..but they keep pulling me back in!!

jezzi( love Dave's rockin' ass....I got that from a Will and Grace with Matt Damon!!)

MORE BANDS TO CHECK OUT: HEAVIER STUFF
1. Maylene and the Sons of Disaster (sort of screamo vocals that occasionally suprise you with a killer chorus... the music is like super-nasty vintage AC/DC in a garage in Cleveland... very in your face shit, but super cool for mixed cds, ipods etc.)
2. Stone Sour (Corey from Slipknot fronts this, and even though it has some aggro moments, it's pretty melodic and worthy)
3. Danko Jones (Canuck hard rocker... his newest one reminds me of Highway to Hell musically, with gutsy vocals and funny/party lyrics)
4. Black Stone Cherry (for those who like a Southern flavour on their kick ass... sort of turbo-charged Molly Hatchet meets Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger... believe it or not!)
5. 40 Below Summer (verging on nu metal but with a lot of dynamics and melody to keep things sane... crazy singer)
6. Black Label Society (they have a loyal following all over... pretty much "biker rock" with Zakk Wylde flaying the guitar and belting... just released a new one that stomps, hard!)
7. Cancer Bats (new one is called "Birthing the Giant", and is a lot like that Maylene band at the top of this list... nasy/dirty hard rock with a lot of old school NYC punk in the undertones)
8. Demon Hunter (newest one is "The Triptych"... awesome mix of power and aggression with fine arrangements, melodies, and vocal delivery)
9. The Golden Gods (I call this "stupid rock" but it entertains like mad... singer sounds like a young Lou Gramm from Foreigner and the band is like... umm, Bad Company smoking crack with Motorhead???)
10. Rammstein (German heavy/industro-goth... I don't know how popular they are in the USA but they have a healthy following in Toronto... if you can handle guttural German vocals, the music and the grooves are just sick)
I'll be back in a bit with a list of "stoner rock" bands that need your potential support, and possibly a final list of bands that I think are killer but are hard to categorize.
MUSIC!
RT

DAMMIT-you had a SRL on and I was zzzzzz, too rough of weekend.

Jez, The quote was "I hope they clear my name with the same publicity as they have besmirched it"

I fucking love Rammstein!!!! Expecially there cover of 'Stripped' ooh fucking sexy, sexy song!

I saw a German band called Xmahl Deutschland at some festival gig thing in a paddock in the middle of Brussels many decades ago now and they were awesome. Often wondered if Rammstein used to be part of it somewhere along the way, coz a similar sound in many ways.

I went all the way from London to Brussels for the night to see the festival because The Stranglers were headlining - waste of fucking time in that respect. Kept everyone hanging around twiddling their thumbs for an hour. When they finally showed up, they played a half hour set and that was it. Self indulgent ageing wankers. Was really disappointed in them after that. But because of some unheard of band right at the beginning of the day (Xmahl Deutshland) it was worth every bloody minute of it.

IF YOU LIKE STONER ROCK that is actually listenable;
1. Clutch (a large body of work... start with Blast Tyrant)
2. Grand Magus (thick and sludgy grooves, great singer)
3. Hermano (ex-Kyuss members and a singer with attitude)
4. Orange Goblin (they definitely huff gasoline before jamming)
5. Mother Superior (strong singer again, good songs)
6. Gov't Mule (like band #5 but better players)
7. Drunk Horse (interesting lyrics for this type of music)
IF YOU LIKE BANDS THAT SOUND LIKE NOBODY ELSE;
1. Scatter The Ashes (dark and melodic with moments of aggression here and there... great drummer... cool vocals)
2. Revis (man, this bastard can sing)
3. Iron and Wine (acoustic melodic poetry... very calming)
4. The Brand New Heavies (funk like Prince when he was good)
5. Boy Kill Boy (very strong pop with an edge... addictive)
All of the above can be found on itunes, and are worth checking out.
Shit, not one shred of sarcasm, two posts in a row.
I'm losing my edge, people.
RT

Hey, Mrs. Meat;
If you like Rammstein, you may want to look for Subway To Sally... fucking dumb handle, but very cool tunes.... somewhat like Rammstein but less punishing and with uniquely bizarre but beautiful "folk/goth" moments... for lack of a more apt description.
RT

RT mabey you should change your name to "Weeble" they have no edge either! lol ; )

oyvey SweetMelis... "Art Weeble" appeals to me more than I care to admit!
goodnight,
(smirking, reaching for light switch)
rt

Evening Dave. :-) Yeah, I need that “they keep pulling me back in� quote, too. LOL Dear Mrs. Meat: the key word in you post is ‘almost.’ If I’d wanted to do actual damage I would have hauled out my not-quite-perfected act where I tame white tigers while eating fire, rollerblading over tacks and using words like “disestablishmentarianism� in casual conversation. ;-) Alas, I have no “cents� either… and not always that much sense. ;-) This is why I do things like publish disclaimers on pictures of myself knowing that they could cause “temporary insanity, dizziness, nausea and hysterical blindness.� :-P Please do send the lawyers, though. My castle is under siege by royal tax collectors and we’re running low on catapult ammunition. ^^ The lawyers will be returned, shortly, once we work out the proper trajectories. Thank you for your kind contribution to the welfare of my kingdom. I’ll send you a royal dispensation… via airmail. ;-) RT, thanks for the band recommends. :-)

In "your" post, that is. ^^

Hey Dave,

When are ya gonna play the guitar part for Storm's single?..you were right, that is the best original ever played on the show. You would sound tight thrown in the mix there..

Jimmy

Art - I kinda like the 'punishing' aspect of Rammstein, but granted, you have to be in the right head space for it.

And now for something completely different - Dutch crossover band, Urban Dance Squad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSzKNv8U_Ws

Closest thing I own to rap, but I especially like this track for its laid back reggae/latin/calypso stylings, the sampling of "Knock on Wood" and another circa 60s song I can't remember the name of and the snippets of cool sax towards the end.

I can see Ive got to do some googling tonight to check out those sounds you recommended.

Sanlin - "lawyer" was my $500,000 word.

Life & Style magazine- do we get that in Canada? Does it show any Dave photos?

http://www.latimes.com/news/education/la-et-quick16.5sep16,1,2773324.story?coll=la-news-learning&ctrack=1&cset=true

Just another attempt to get you boys up this way sooner than later! An LA Times article on the all acustic (sp?) Bridge School Benefit concert at Shoreline Amp in late October.....Trents gonna be there...hahaha

G'Night Dave, Sue, Heather, Danni, Linda(SD), Jezzi, Chrissy, Carly, Sweets, Jen and Jenn, UC, Joanna, Peebs, Bird, Fri and anyone else my fried brain has forgotten. Man...all that thinking gave me a headache. hahaha...have a good night all.

Don't make me get out my snidearms.

That snidearms comment was to Sanlin - not you Ambersonian.

Mrs.Meat;
Love Urban Dance Squad! Have every release... was lucky enough to catch them here in Toronto at a smaller venue (Lee's Palace) that only holds about four hundred when packed... they were a blast.
I've got to crash... it's one thirty a.m. here, but I'll post in the morning, some killer r/b and funk stuff that hardly anyone I know is aware of... you will love it; promise.
Peace, goodnight.
Rick (have you heard Navarro's funkability on Red Hot Chili Peppers "One Hot Minute"? .... the track "Walkabout".... check that shit!)

Art Carcass,
I liked you much better when you were mean.

sorry to hear that cookie.... I came in here as a nice guy, and the squid made me get my mean on... does this mean we can't be friends? don't worry.... it's temporary insanity.
now please let me sign off for real.... I've got kittens to strangle.
RT

Catch ya on the flipside art

Hey Cookie - Ive temporarily distracted him discussing music. Im sure it wont last hahaha.

Hi Dave,
The Camp Freddy Podcast show cheered me up after a long day.. Especially the "conversational that way" part about half an hour in where you were looking at Billy. I laugh even thinking about that part again- I don't know why but it was extremely funny to me. Darths Vaders helmet remark was pretty witty too. Anyway, thanks for doing these shows for your fans, I really look forward to the next one, it was my first time listening.

Art - another fave of mine is Danielle Dax from the UK (I think) - kinda strange Siouxsie/Nina Hagen crossover sound. I dont know about her other albums, but the only one I have is 'Inky Bloaters' and is well worth a listen for something unique and different

Hey Dave,

I only have 2 questions really.

1.Why the hell didn't Lukas use his "real" voice on the show?

2.How on earth does every elimated rocker say that they think either you should win or you that they wanted you to win?Are you supplying them or what?

Note to Dave give each eliminated rocker(Pseudo rawker if you prefer I know I do)$100 to say that someone else who isn't the fave to win will win.I am surprised that you didn't think of this.If you put a talented unsigned artist who slipped through the cracks into a show with a bunch of hacks you shouldn't be surprised at this although I am still baffled by it.It's almost like you wanted to give him the JD edit but you just couldn't do it.I don't know but I am not sure if having all the eliminated rockers calling Lukas a sweetheart is really good for a dirty rockband.Just Sayin...

Oh yeah,I second having Toby on the show to they were pretty damn funny with the Dilana sounding like a dog thing.Reminded me of Beavis and Butthead crossed with Wayne and Garth.They could probably make a living on that routine alone.

g'nite ambersonian....sleep well.....sweet dreamz

dave

i checked out the tom green com site----he was doing a broadcast of the room he was in and had several people on -- one was singing (and his guitar)---others were doing background vocals----sounded as good as / just like any of the tv shows with guests !!!!!!!!!!!!!
as you stated it is a new form of media to have adventures with
you can be seen / heard over any computer
you could send concerts of the panic channel out over the internet !!!!!!!!!!!

peace

allan

Sanlin - if you had any real 'nads you would walk BAREFOOT over tacks, juggling chainsaws and polar bears, at the same time taming an articulated truckload of 2 - 5 year olds.

amber-luv ya:) Linda you KNOW I do ;)

Hey Dave. :-) I've taken the conversation with Mrs. Meat to e-mail to leave your blog in peace. ;-)

now please let me sign off for real.... I've got kittens to strangle.
RT

Posted by: art carcass at September 18, 2006 10:39 PM

Now that's what I'm talking about!

Yesterday I heard from friends in Iceland who told me that about 8000 people welcomed Magni when he arrived in Iceland last Sunday (doesn´t surprise me; it´s a great country). They also told me about an interview on TV that same evening where he announced that Dilana had just called him and would be performing in Iceland pretty soon. In the interview he spoke so well about the other contestants, esp. the final five. And he also said that he wanted Lukas to win, that Lukas deserved it. That´s nice. I wish I understood Icelandic so I could watch the interview on the net. Magni was always my favorite, but I was glad to see Lukas win.

Hey C-, Queen T, Scott and the rest of the DARKSIDE, I'm Back!!!!! Where you at?

Oh HATER how sweet the sound - or read that is!!!! How I have miss you in this sea of hugs and kisses!!!!

Queen and Scott seem to have flown the coop, and I became a verbal punching bags to the groupis masses!! They b so witty and full of 6767 facts!! I even tried to be nice and was called a bitch, so I gave into the hate and let it fly!!!

Hugs and Kisses??!! What the hell happened over the last couple days?

Thats the Darkside Warrior, I know and Love!! Why try to be nice to the brainless masses who can't come up with a thought of their own with out hearing it from the almighty Dave. I got your back!!!

It was ugly man, just plain ugly!! There was groupie venom spitting everywhere! RT and I had to switch to emailing for a bit...If you go back to last pot, we were so desperate that we posted or emails!! Send me a note by the way, so I can get you in my address book!! Thought I would try to make peace for the hell of it and was whipped like a kitten in a bag for most of the afternoon!! Finally some snot nosed witch took it to the next level at my hate broke free... as i said, just got ugly!! heehee

Thanks - yeah was just trying to be peaceable, but FUCK IT, they whipped the nice right outta me!!!

Yeah, I learned a long time ago. You can't make peace with idiots. They've been brainwashed, more or less it's nothing more than a cult. Unless you are just like them you are the enemy. And just like any other cult they'll
either convert or blow themselves up!!!!!

It's absurd all the crap that's written about celebrities or should I say "people of interest". What's scary is the percentage of readers that actually believe it!
Thanks Dave for keeping it real!

Jane - it is VERY sad that people feel the need to make their money by printing lies about celebs. Unfortuneately, it is more scary that people read it not just believe it!! I couldn't imaging having to live in a fishbowl like Navarro and other celebs have to, but people seem to think it is their business to know what time they gotta take a dump, so someone needs to go get that info!!

Hater, so agreed. I am thru being nice to the "fam" it got me nowhere...it did pass the time quickly though...

Ok Dave I got one to help fan the gossip flames, post this on you next blog:

"A source has reported seeing Dave Navarro out in Hollywood sharing a romantic bowl of soup with none other than former Secretary of State Madeline Albright. When questioned on Navarro's recent romantic choice our source stated "Since becoming homeless Dave is looking for an older former Government employee with a good pension. Besides Janet Reno already turned him down"

:-D
Have a Happy Tuesday!

Well Dave

RE Homeless story

Obviously they did not look at this logically or read this blog. With all the offers flying around it is obvious that you could never be homeless unless you WANTED to be.

It's good for a laugh though!!!

SRL last night was nice. It made me smile..ok, it made me laugh..haha and that is always a good thing!

C- I just scanned through this the other posts. I didn't see anything from the E.D. pill. HAs she been on or did we send her packing?

Good morning Dave, Good morning family, and that means you, C and artcarcass and everyone else!!

So Dave, you have two places now, one in Hollywood, and the loft also? Pics, please? I've been watching Million Dollar Listing and I think I've found the perfect home up in the Hills..haha

love,
jezzi(well, it's actually a box....)

Back at ya Jez...need more coffee before its a good one though!!!

Hater: I haven't seen her...I was wondering too, I figured she would jump in at anytime yesterday, but didn't..maybe she just took alittle vaca!!!

Hater - got so bored yesterday that i checked out Stormlarge.com, but it was just more of the same shit...one actually posted that they peed on themselves because she wrote on her own site!! Much ammo there when we grow weary here!! teehee Cool ass pic of her though!

Dave, I heard Camp Freddy is playing down in Coasta Mesa. I also heard that it is invite only. Bro you gotta hook me up. I wanna see you guys more than anything...
...ok, I would want to jam with you more than anything, but seeing you would be the next best. So will you invite me?

Rusty

Hopefully with a nice doctor, in a cushy padded room.! going back through the posts Friday you could pretty much watch her become more and more whacked out as the day went on. Was it just me or did you get the impression she really thought Dave was going to sweep on in and save her and the rest from all the HATE!!!!! I guess her fragile mind just couldn't handle it.

ALL HAIL THE DARKSIDE

Thats good to know. Right now no one seems to be putting up much of a fight. SPREAD THE HATE!!!!!!

Dude it just grew soooooo long yesterday... Frankly, i really can't blame them much. The "possessive" crew may not be up yet, hang in they will come........

i'm sure Moonybaby will be back looking for someone to namecall like 4 hours after we leave...

Dave, Just wondering if you were surprised that Epic Records pulled the plug on INXS? Won't Captain Asshat Lee and MiniLee be surprised when their vengeful little plot completely blows up in their faces, as well! Oh BTW for all you MiniLee (Lickass) fans out there, the dear boy dumped the girl who had been by his side for seven years the night of the wrap party, because get this, "they" didn't want anyone to know he had a girlfriend - what a schmuk! Sounds like the collegiate mind of Jethro Bodine himself, Tommyland Lee. CAL and MiniLee certainly deserve each other. I'm sad that after Jane's Addiction, the Chili Peppers, and now PC, you have sunk this low. Money over music has proven to be your motivator, so I really don't understand the Michael Corleone correlation - you haven't proven yourself innocent of collusive activity by default or intimidation. BTW since you made so much on this "sham show", I would like a check (cashier's please) made out to me for the time and money I spent texting a rigged show. Just in case you aren't getting my message corectly (and for the short bus riders out there), I am pleased with the outcome of the show, I protest the fact that it was rigged and you guys didn't even try to cover your footsteps. The arrogance and particularly, non-committment to music as the main point, are why I am upset about the fraud you and the others perpetuated on millions. For your sake, I hope you didn't sign on for next year, cause this shark been jumped and eaten in the process. I really thought you were real about the music, but your as phoney as Captain Asshat's drumming abilities.

Since there is no edit feature and the preview feature erases my post, I would like to correct the following items: correctly - Line 13 rather than corectly and perpetrated - Line 17 instead of perpetuated.

HAHA Captain Asshat, MiniLee...Very nice!!

Leave it to the scooby doo sounding little keebler elf to turn his back on the one person to stand by him for a fake ass band that probably wont even make through their one tour. What a TURD!!!!!

Pretty double standard actually, cuz I think gilby and jason are married anyway...guess they're not the "Frontman" though.. Suckass & the Turd Trio certainly are a get fit together!!

What a load of crap!!!! Not only is he a shitty singer sounds like a shitty person who who would bail on his loved ones just because he was told to. What a shit head!!!!!!!!!!!111

topcat, C and justanotherhater,

back at the asinine nicknames I see, you people just suck the big one, how pathetic, go watch your Dilana downloads and cry in your soup again

C, you have no idea! We stayed 'playing' with the term weenis for hours on end one weekend on a camping trip. We laughed so hard, it hurt. Literally. And apparently you caught on. Oh, and we decided that multiple weenis would become weni (ween-eye).

Datura, you can refer to your weenis now when your co-worker does. You can see whose weenis is smoother.

I remember one night on that camping trip, this boys weenis was touching my weenis.

I'm never growing up. I swear.

Art Carcass, you should seriously join the Asylum. I love all the music recommendations you've given. There's a thread there just for that. Or if there's not already a certain thread for a band you like, you can start one. There's nothing like hearing about bands you've never heard of.

Jenn - I read quite a bit of it and laughed my ass off - it was an ode to weenis everywhere!!! Why bother to grow up... you do then you have kids and it is all for naught anyway!!!! Actually my daughter is always falling on her weni!!! teehee

ART CARCASS VULGARITY ALERT!!!
(for those easily offended, or not so easily offended, please scroll past my morning entry. You know me by now... I'm trying to be nice with this warning.... and good morning, by the way)
I wasn't going to talk about Cock Star Super Boner stuff any longer, because I'm over it and although it was amusing to mock the charade while it unfolded, in retrospect I too am somewhat pissed by the overt manipulation that was orchestrated.
However, if little Lukas has now truly ditched his woman because all the triple grade ass is jumping his ship, I just have to weigh in...(read carefully; I'm not bashing Rossi.. just telling it)
He's hangin' with Schlongee Lee, what can you expect?!
You take a kid out of the "rough West side" of Toronto... Hah! HOW West? Like, trendy College St. West? (where even the drug addicts are sitting at patios, sipping capuccino) Etobicoke? (yeah, gang issues there but I don't think he's from there)
Anyway, so you take this kid from "the streets", just like J.D.FORMULA, and place him smack dab into the middle of this ultra-surreal USDA Prime pussfest.... you have him hanging with celebrity rock stars that have influenced his life so greatly (remember he said he first "had sex to Metallica, man") ... you have these stars lapping at his shitter for weeks on end, not the least of which is the notorious, hammer-hung TLee... then he "wins" the "competition" and starts cutting tracks for a "real debut cd" , produced by the wicked Butch Walker (as opposed to some piece of shit, shoestring budget recording that you scrimp and save to pay for by abstaining from Parkdale hooker humjobs or whatever) .... then in the immediate aftermath of "winning" you stick Lukas and Toby into TLee's House Of Debauchery.... um, do you REALLY THINK that given all of the above, Lukas is going to stand by the side of his little plain jane gal from Toronto? (a city formerly nicknamed Hogtown, by the way... and don't you T-dot homeys come a bashin'... I've lived right here in downtown East for nearly twenty years... now THAT is a rough gig)
Draw your own conclusions. Tabloids fucking suck; it's a given.
Dumping your poor little transplanted girlfriend as soon as you get a whiff of the A-list Boogie ALSO sucks, but it's a given, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE PART OF THE SCRIPT!
(will it stop the Rossi Posse from buying the cd?)
I bid you all a lovely day.
('zzup, C? ,, justanother? spoilin' for more aggro? ;-> )
Rick "I Been Had" Tyrrell

homeless and heartbroken?
next thing you know, you'll read about heading over to the soup kitchen.

helterskeeter - watch it or I'll have to stick my weenis in yur eye!!!!

Yeah helterskelters so much better ya jackass. You sound like another one of those people who need there opinions spoonfed to them. Now thats truely pathetic. So just shut your pie hole while grown ups are talking.

hey rick, nice to have ya back!!!

Jenn-
Thanks for the friendly invite, and glad you are finding some gold in those lists. More to come, but for now I'll just post them here.
I have lots of cantankerous/nasty rants left in me, and must retain my frisson of danger. (please don't let word get around that I'm really a sweetie???)
I'm a musician, like Dave. I have a huge library of indie and little known artists. Every city I played in, I would find a local band that blew my mind. You probably don't know much about Winnipeg Manitoba Canada... but for a smaller city located in one of the coldest areas of North America, they have a disproportionate amount of crazy talent!
Stay tuned over the next few days for more lists.
Keep laughing!
RT

Now you've made me want to find that tabloid article just so I can have a good, long laugh! Idiots. Anyway, back to the good stuff. I checked out The Panic Channel on Yahoo Music like you posted, and I gotta say ... what PIPES your singer has! Really amazing. Hang on to that one! I'm looking forwardly greatly to the interview with Lukas on your show, and I was pleased to hear that he and Toby are still hanging together ... he doesn't bag his 'best friends' just because he's on the rise, and Toby doesn't chew on sour grapes at losing to a friend. That alone says a lot of good about those two.

My fingers are itching towards turning on Spread Radio Live, but I'm at work for the day. ~sigh~ The attorneys I work for wouldn't be happy if I put on headphones and couldn't hear them talking, heheh.

I hope the producers of Rockstar find a cool band to put forth next summer; you probably miss that show as much as the rest of us, if not more! Where can *I* get a job like that?!?! HAHAHA I don't have the temperment. I'd be clobbering bozos over the head with a verbal sledgehammer when they started spouting off about conspiracies, fancy editing, and rigging, and probably get myself in a heap of trouble. But I'm done here for now, and as they say 'see you later' in Alaska ... see you later!

I find it funny that in the same breath people are writing about the crap the tabloids write and then writing about Lukas' dumping his girlfriend - i.e. info courtesty of the tabloids...

"Yeah helterskelters so much better ya jackass. You sound like another one of those people who need there opinions spoonfed to them. Now thats truely pathetic. So just shut your pie hole while grown ups are talking."

hey, justanotherhater, no one spoon feeds me, I've done my research, I listened to what I could of each rocker's own stuff before I made up my mind about anyone. I bet you didn't, so I guess your opinions have been spoonfed to you by Mark Burnett and TMZ.

As for "the grown-ups are talking" comment, I wouldn't place you past 20 given the drivel you spew. That's from a real grown-up.

Dave,

Shoot

More

Drugs.

...Please

Julio.

Hello C- and Hater - how are you? I've been up to my ears in kids and husband all weekend and didn't have time even for my mp3 player, let alone computer. C- I'm sorry you took all the violence from the "family" on your head. Isn't it interesting how some people get their panties in a wad when anyone else posts a coherent comment that they haven't sanctioned as "allowable content"? You know my attitude... FUCK 'EM ALL - THEY'RE TURDS. Their mommy didn't teach them to play nice in the sandbox. I dislike being censored and hereby (in my position as Queen) grant you the right to post whatever you want and FUCK 'EM ALL. I don't approve of those trying to bash people into conforming to their idea of acceptable. If that makes me a darksider (or an outsider) then that's just the way it is!

On a lighter note - I love that I don't have to read about my living arrangements in the tabloids. Who buys that shit anyway? They're the ones responsible, not the people that are dreaming it up so they can fill the page.

P.S. re- ROSSI RANT I posted above;
The cult of celebrity makes for a fascinating topic. Back in the days before papparazi and tabloids, I wonder how special/gifted people (like Navarro) were boosted into the upper echelons?
Word of mouth, right?
Do you think Plato, or Mozart, had the kind of frenzied fan and groupie action that today's Brad Pitts endure/love? (I have a mental image of some ragged ass wench chasing Mozart's horse and buggy down the street, clenching a feather pen and ink well for an autograph) Today's media monster is a necessary evil, in order to keep our stars in the spotlight. If you are a true supporter of a talent, like so many of the original 67 gang here, you know in your gut what to believe and what to reject.
I admit to cynicism... I've seen too many sad things while on the road, to believe that if some bored/ignored over-worked and under-appreciated housewife had the chance to swept away by a Dave or a Brad.... she would be seriously tempted. (goes for the peenis weenises too) It may be a small proportion who would submit to the allure, but it DOES happen.
Today's celebrities are so much better at playing the media; case in point is the owner of this blog. He keeps himself out there in the public eye, gets periodically dragged into the muck, and comes out smirking. Fucking awesome.
later,
bills to pay.
Ricardo Carcassian

Thanks Teresa - Taken it from bigger then what is on this site!!! But it sucked having mindless dribble all day!!! Read back to yesterday, drop me a line, would love to have ya in my address book!!! And you know who buys that shit - all the chicks on this site, just for the pic of Navarro!

art carcass,
as far as I remember reading, Lukas came from theJane and Lawrence housing projects, not the comfortable west end as you said in your post.

Julieb75;
Point taken, if you're referring to my post. You will notice that I wrote "IF little Lukas has truly ditched his woman-" ... the whole rant is based on an "if" possibility, and I do think tabloid press is pond scum.
(wasn't she filmed by a television crew, crying outside while her man was inside?)
Later,
the flame throwers are coming out to play.

Jackass, did you hear me mention one word about dilana. No. All you heard me say is that Suckass, well sucks and is a shitty person who sings like he's got a dick in his mouth. Oh and suck a big one, thats real grown up ya jackass.

C, I don't buy that shit! But, if I did it'd be for a pic of Navarro. He has nice weenis covered in beautiful ink.

Hey, I love the mans musical abilities and natural talents, there's nothing wrong with him being hot, too. That's just a bonus, baby!

thanks for the info, helterskelter... the way this city has been going lately, the Jane and Lawrence 'hood is safer than Yonge street.
ratatatatatattatatta

RT someone HERE said that there was a video of that the other day....

testy, testy, justanotherhater.

I guess you chose that name for reasons obvious to all. There are wonderful meds out there these days for that level of thought. Just stay away from sniper rifles.

Jenn - I most certainly agree!! Alittle eye candy never hurt, I would rather not feed the shitrags anymore money or power though!!!

Helterskeeter - Dilana whatever, I am not sure where you pulled that from...

arrrrrrr talk like pirates ya scurvy dogs!

Dave navarro, you are a disgrace to rock music and to our children. Your lifestyle full of hookers, porn stars and tattoo artists refelcts poorly on our nation and our children. Please stay away from the public airwaves you degenerate.

Lukas' girlfriend situation with RS:SN sounds somewhat familiar.

Anybody see the movie "Rockstar" with Mark Wahlberg & Jennifer Aniston?

Marks character, an undiscovered coverband singer, Chris "Izzy" Coles, is chosen to become the new lead singer for the already supergroup status 80s heavymetal band SteelDragon. While touring with the band, the girlfriends and wives are not permitted to tour on the bus, or be seen with the band. He ends up leaving his girlfriend to live up to the bands image expectations and begins on a journey of wild parties and drug induced one night stands with groupies.

Joanna(T.O)

C, I wouldn't feed them and I don't. My point was that I'm here and you said the girls here and my feelings got kinda hurt and I was all emotional and you know tears started flowing and then I couldn't see straight and it was all dramatic. But, I'm all better now because you agreed.

I pulled that from a process of elimination, maybe the named rocker is wrong, but the sentiment suits.

It seems alot of people who favored someone other than the winner can find not one thing positive to say about him and resort only to vindictive, nasty namecalling while refusing to acknowledge he has any talent at all. The message boards are full of it.

If he was as talentless as people say, he would not be on the show. If he mumbled through all his songs, he would have been called on it, and also would not have lasted on the show. The level of hate makes no sense.

Jenn- no offense intended, just pointing to some comments from yesterday... I only meant that even to buy it for the pic is to feed their (the rag's) need to dig up more shit and lies. I used to get them for the entertainment factor as a kid... but I realized that it wasn't worth it!

Joanna - That movie was freakin right on in SO many levels of that lifestyle...

My hatred is my own, and I'll be damned if I tone it down with drugs. All that would do is turn me into one of the mindless masses who can't think for themselves and have to be told what is good and what is not. Suckass is a perfect example you have to be high to think he's good!!!! On another note welome back T.

C, none taken! And I'm totally with you. I used to get Teen or some girly mags like that when I was like 15, but none of them ever talked shit about celebrities. They just told me what they thought I should and shouldn't wear. It's a good thing I didn't listen!

What do you mean wouldn't have lasted on the show!? look how long they kept that Zayda around while hey sent home more talented people.

Sharon,

did you have to take special classes at the local jr. college to learn Lukas speak cause the rest of the listening audience is at a loss. *crickets*

Smile...it's just an opinion

justanotherhater - Your level of hate just brings out the protectress in me. You see, I was always the kind of kid in school who stood up to the bullys and tried to protect the persecuted kids from their venom. Still doing it today I guess.

Not to mention the fact that he was called on it multiple times by newstead.

Helter - I agree with SN's choice fully - I don't much like them either.... They chose who they chose. Unfortuneatly I was never a Lukas fan, too much makeup for me and I agreed with Jason about his voice. I watched the show this year for entertainment, not because I wanted a favorite to win...I also never voted once so my Lukas comments have nothing to do with his being choosen over anyone else. Yes I enjoyed many of the performances, my fav was Dana singing Sass Jordan...I had forgotten that CD until I heard her do a great version of High Road Easy, it made me dig out the CD and remind myself how great Sass is. But I felt all along that Dana was too young to stick around long.

Thats nice and all but if you read back a little ways you'll see you started the attacks because Your opinions weren't agreed with. So don't try and be the mother teresa type now. You've shown your true colors. Now you have to deal with the response. You pulled my chain I didn't pull yours!!!!!!

Jenn - haha, was soooooo there! My freakin' walls were wallpapered with James Hetfield. I think I used to get rockbeat or some silly shit like that... Boy do I miss the hairbands!!!haha

I find it funny that in the same breath people are writing about the crap the tabloids write and then writing about Lukas' dumping his girlfriend - i.e. info courtesty of the tabloids...

Posted by: julieb75 at September 19, 2006 08:37 AM

Yes, it seems, for some, that the tabloids are a bag of dirt(which they are most of the time but very entertaining in a mindless sort of way)unless they are saying something that they want to believe!

Oh Hater are we bringing out the chains baby - I am soooooo ready, let's do it!!

Yes, I loooved Dana doing that as well, her finest moment. I did not vote, I enjoyed many performances by many of the talented rockers on the show but I didn't really care who won at the time because I had ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what SN were looking for, sure couldn't tell from the music they produced.

I loved Lukas's music in it's own right and honestly thought it was better than the stuff SN did on the show, so I was just glad for him to get the exposure and hopefully come away with a record deal to produce his own far superior stuff.

Now that they've chosen, I'm also glad, because the exposure and connections will be top rate but I still would rather hear him do his own stuff than sing their songs. I just hope he gets to be creative and bring his own particular style to the band because that's where he shines, not performing covers of other people's songs.

Sounds like it's to take some people out C-. Apparently opposing thoughts aren't appritiated. Fuck em if they can't take a joke!!!!

I sounded too sane on that last post, I didn't even insult anyone. I'm sorry. I'll try again later.

Was listening to the Storm interview rebroadcast yesterday and Navarro stated to her that neither he, nor the band had ANY say in what songs were chosen to pick from, so obviously the shows producers did not know what SN was looking for either...I mean comeon, Cindi Lauper, Bon freakin, Jovi.... I have Always stated here that everyone is allowed to their own opinion...Unfortuneately that has bit me in my ass when my opinion isn't the correct one!! So sit back, enjoy the show..and feel free to spew all the HATE in yur heart. DON'T SUPPRESS THE HATE!!!

Yeah Hater - Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck!!!

Helter Skeezer You insult someone? Never!!! After all you were the protecter of the persecuted.

MR. CHAIRMAN AND CEO OF WELLS FARGO,
YOU SAY NOT TO CALL YOU DICK, WHICH IS THE NAME YOU POST WITH. OKAY, I'LL RESPECT THAT. THE ACCOUNT # YOU HAVE FOR ME IS INCORRECT BY THE WAY! YOU REFER TO ALL OF US AS BOTTOMFEEDERS...HOW DID YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION? AS FOR THE JOB OFFER-I AM GOING TO BE MOVING THERE SOON SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF I SHOW UP WITH MY RESUME (NO DOUBT IN MY MIND YOU WILL GIVE ME THE JOB). YOU SEEM TO HAVE A RESPECT FOR DAVE AND WHAT HE DOES SO I AM KEEPING AN OPEN MIND ABOUT YOU BUT I WILL BE KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU! NICE TO MEET YOU.

SINCERELY,
THE DELIGHTFUL SHARON ROBERTS

Oh shit - I forgot about him - we need Mr wells fargo back in the mix...

Whats up Queen T did you go back into hiding?

justanotherhater - opposing thoughts ARE being dialoged here...you have just chosen to riddle yours with such inane namecalling that it's hard to take yours seriously

support your local pirate

"Helter Skeezer You insult someone? Never!!! After all you were the protecter of the persecuted"

That's right hater, that's right. Now if you start taking a little flak (from other than me of course) for your posts, just reach out. I'll take care of you.

Queen T went on the QT it seems... you inane namecaller you..

Dave your Teahouse of the Spirits video is completely addicting!! I like the song, but mostly it's all of the shots of you without your shirt on that keeps making me play it. Anyway... great song.

Who the fuck cares is Lukas dumped his girlfried or not?Seriously I mean who the fuck cares?Who is making these comments?I assume they are coming from those morons from the msn and twop boards.

It's only news if Lukas dumped his girlfriend for some hot chick like Pammy or Carmen.Then you got news.Lukas maybe or maybe not dumping his girfriend who nobody has ever heard of ain't exactly news folks.

Inane name calling. You're right I have seen the error of my ways. I should be more like you and tell people to suck a big one, Tell them they need to be on drugs to be more like me, Imply they are a bully. And then make myself the self appointed protecter of the down trodden. Does that about sum it up?

Yup, that about sums it up, and now I think you need a hug.

NO HUGGING ALLOWED DAMNIT!!

I HAVE to hug him, I hurt his feelings!

Touch Weenis' instead!!!

Where is my posse from the darkside? Anyone out there besides me that thinks SN & Skunk Head are a bunch of dried up turds?

Scott, just read way above, you should feel right at home here.
Allow me to introduce justanotherhater, C, and I forget, but there are more. I won't be your new best friend though! TeeHee

Where in the name of Fuck have ya been buddy??? You have LOTS of catching up to do!!!

About time you came out of hiding. Ya better watch out. Theres a drugged out protecter of the people on here who may want to hug you. I'm not sure but it may be the split personality of the E.D. pill after THE DARKSIDE crushed her.

GEEZUS FUKN KRYSTE ENUFF WITH THE FLAME WAR ALREADY!...AND HERE I THOUGHT I WAS PATHETIC...U PEOPLE ARE SUMTHIN ELSE....U PEOPLE EPITOMIZE THAT DENNIS LEARY SONG...IM AN ASSHOLE, HE'S AN ASSHOLE, SHE'S AN ASSHOLE....EVERYONES AN ASSHOLE!

BACK N FORTH...BACK N FORTH....BACK N FORTH...WHO CAN OUT-ASSHOLE THE OTHER PERSON....ACCOMPLISHING NOTHING EXCEPT TO MAKE ME STOP WANTING TO READ DAVE'S BLOG....HAVE YOUR OPINIONS BUT GODDAMN! GROW THE FUCK UP ALREADY...

Helter Skelter - It's okay that you are probably tone death and have no real eye for talent. You will probably go to the concert and want to go back stage to do a little turd sniffing, It's your life.

Scott - Helter's got the HATE in him, he just refuses to give into it!!

hug a pirate today

UC13 - Get the fuck out!!!! Go cry somewhere else.

C - Glad to hear from ya again. Where is our queen? We are almost back to full force in here!!

UC13 - What da FUCK did you just say???? Something about Denis Leary...Who is awesome by the way. Yep, yur an asshole TOO, just like us!!! FEEL THE HATE DUMBASS!!

UC13 - how dare you interrupt so rudely. We pride ourselves on our manners here you know and nobody shouts!

im not cryin asshole....im pissed off...i come here to read about dave and talk to my friends and the whole 200 some-odd goddamn posts...are the same 4-5 assholes goin round and round about who hates more that the other....its really fukn old....piss off scott

WHAT THE HELL, DID NOT EVERYONE WATCH THE SHOW? NOW YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF WHINERS BECAUSE YOUR PERSON DIDN'T WIN. WHAT A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES. GO CRY SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Made an appearance and haven't seen her regal ass since...she'll be back I'm sure.

ALL Y'ALL WHINEY-ASS BITCHES CAN FUKN SUCK IT!

"are the same 4-5 assholes goin round and round about who hates more that the other...."

So you would rather go round and round about Navarros Asshair???

yes navarros asshair in infinitely more interesting than the back n forth bullshit!

UC13 - Let me take a stab at the meaning of your posting name. UC stands for Ugly Cocksucker and 13 is your age?

Dave, you rock! don't let the stupid ass tabliods get to you. love you Dave.
-Brittany

UncleCreepy asshole! im 34

UC13, a little of the pot calling the kettle black going on here.......hmmmmm

UC13 - So I was close!!

i never claimed to be perfect....im just getting fed up with this bullshit...pick a goddamn new topic already.....FUCK!

Oh Dave, Oh Dave, I know you read all these wonderful posts on here where everyone is kissing your ass and licking your nut sack. OH DAVE, OH DAVE......... OH PLEASE!!!

OHMIGODOHMIGODOHMIGOD! Lukas Rossi on SRL!
I'm in GMT +8 timezone, I hope I don't miss it

Fuck is a good topic. Lets see ............ hmmm .......... Luckass & Superwhoever's music isn't worth a FUCK!! And I've heard better sounds out of my toilet than what I've heard so far out of those fuck's.

UC I am sorry how rude of us to get in the way of your sniffing of Daves crotch. I don't know how I'll live with my self. By the way piss off ya cumgarggling turd!!!!

I saw that TPC is supposed to be on Carson Daly Friday night! Yes, we get to see Dave on TV again!
While I was flipping the channels, late last night, I saw dave's picture fly across the screen...apparently a new "jane's addiction" collection CD is coming out soon! I had forgotten some of the songs from Jane's--glad I saw Dave's face!!!

(MAKES GARGLING NOISES WHILE FLIPPIN YOU OFF WITH BOTH HANDS)....FUKN DOUCHEBAG!!!

Scott, scroll the end of last post and drop me a line, you gotta get into some of the side commentary with hater and I.

UC - So then why the 13?? Is that how old you like 'em?

Dear Dave,

It was such and incredible thing you did when you sent the "Thanx, hello's, and etc." over seas to our troops! Is there any chance we could see a copy of that awesome gesture over here at '67? I took part in your project and would love to witness the final product~~~ Thanx for your consideration! Peace, clk

Hey UC13, come over to the Asylum, these kids have to play somewhere.....I headed over yesterday and everyone is awesome......lots of love Bratty

Two junkies are sitting by the side of the road, happily shooting up whatever it is that happy junkies shoot up with, and generally having a good time. A socially conscious individual walks up and notices that they are sharing a needle and starts lecturing them about the dangers of AIDS. One of the junkies looks up and says, "It's ok man, we're wearing condoms."

im not even gonna dignify that one with a response u sick fuck!

Sharon - You probably like Prince also don't ya!! Freak!! Does your parents know what kind of losers you are so wet over. Must be from some bad upbringing.

UC13, I personally apologize for my part in this back and forth mindless drivel you have witnessed.
You are right of course, sometimes Dave's blog just becomes a place to meet and participate in idle banter that truly does nothing more than alleviate boredom for some and provide a place to vent for others.
I tried in my own way to get them to be nice but they were havin' none of that. Now that you're here perhaps you can provide a more worthy topic of discussion. Take a stab at it.

Have you googled the Patriot Act yet? Damn, even Jefferson's worms are taking a dump at that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

SQUIDY - thanks for the break!!

Bratty - thanks for the tip!!

YEP fellow Haters - they are ALL there!!!

justanotherhater started it all of course, with his thinly disguised Lukas love

C, I really don't want in on your stuff today, just trying to be nice to people.

Little ED Pill seems to be a frequent flyer there boys!!!

helter....i have as yet to read a single post today from anyone that i would even consider having a civilised debate with....ive already joined in the bickering much more than i intended to....i just had enuff and had to break the monotony...i wont be joining in the hate party....i got enuff hate in my life already thankx

well you know what Bratty - you sure weren't tryin' so hard yesterday....Why bother today?

Jeez - just when it starts getting good I have to leave for a long overdue hair appointment. Let's fill the blog with mundane details of our lives and maybe Dave can write a poignant song about it. Scott - great to see you back. I have to run. Keep up the good work gang. No more censoring!

RT,
Stand by for another group hug....

UC13, I've been trying to bust this hate party wide open...I need your help!!! Spread the looooove.

UC13, you sound like a real pussy. And another thing, "civilized" is spelled with a "z" you fuck.

helter...,
You really must learn how to read - not just words but for content as well. It is obvious by your immature reply that you had no idea what the fuck I was even writing about (perhaps you're one of the aforementioned riders I spoke about). FYI, my main message was that Dave sold out! I also commented that CaptainAsshatLee and MiniLee were not the very nice people that Dave stated in his blog. There are many musicians with integrity who remained true to the people who were beside them BEFORE they became "tveality" or truly famous - (I have a feeling this too shall pass rather quickly). Many people married or remained with their sweethearts, rather than dumping them when the first groupie they could grope came along because they won a lame ass "no-contest". Lickass is a bottom-feeding schmuck for doing what he did and it says alot about what kind of person he is - IMO not a nice person at all - phoney. As far as how I acquired my information concerning the incident from the "tabloids", you also got that one wrong. It was also reported in mainline publications and that is where I first read about it and later saw the video. So before you make any further asinine replies to my name, be sure you have your facts straight, you wee asshat-in-training.

PS The "flak" you are referring to in your post to another is actually spelled 'FLACK' (meaning opposition).

Oh, I was being nice yesterday, just got tired of you ragging on really good people. I love this site because it is Dave Navarros site, not a HATERS site as you guys like to call yourselves. If you really cared about giving your opinion, and being real, you would let go of the bull crap....so I guess you just really like hurting people. Go for it....I'll just keep being nice......Love Ya Bratty

Happy haircut Queen Teresa!! I love you guys!! We need to all get together and have a bid haters party on the darkside.

yep im a big pussy....i am what i eat....
i know its spelled with a z....im pissed off and i havnt slept....im bound to make a few typing errors......BIG FUCKING DEAL...I'LL SPELL OR MISSPELL HOWEVER THE FUCK I WANT!

Bratty,

Perhaps you'd be more comfortable over at the Switchfoot site. Perhaps they can offer you the "feelgood" enema and validation you seek.

BULLETIN!

SHARON AND SHARON ROBERTS ARE NOT ONE IN THE SAME- JUST SO THERE IS NO CONFUSION

Hey squid....I am comfortable where ever I go. Do I make you nervous? Love Ya Bratty

I got one for you losers on the kissass side!!

Question: What has McDonalds and Superwhoever have in common?

Answer: The Hambugular (Luckass)!!

Bratty - show me where I was raggin, you twit. I tried and did a fine job of taking all the shit you and your "crew" dished out, until I was called a bitch..I have officially past the point of "giving a shit" about being nice to any of "the fam". You all twist everything said here to suit your own needs anyway..Go back to the Asylum and talk about Dave's ass some more, before we decide to join you there and tell ALL that you sent us!!!!!

Queen T - Welcome backto the fold!!

Topcat...wow...you're back late to the party...I've already been called out by your buddies, you don't have to rub salt in my wounds.

Perhaps it is the silly habit you have of providing perfectly respectable people with demeaning and belittling nicknames that ired me.

Nervous? No. Actually I feel like taking a big shit, but I'm not going to blame that on you.

No "taking it back" today...We are Taking it away!!!

The only "shit" I saw you getting in the beginning was being invited to play nice....so sad that you can't comprehend what that means. If you hate everything about everybody, why do you come to this site.....I know there are tons of sites on the internet if you want to spread your "Hate/Love" do you realize people are laughing at you.....and the "threats" oooooooohhh....go ahead and tell anyone whatever you want....I am ok with that....

Hope you can chill out someday and be happy.

Love ya
Bratty

Thanks squid, hope it all comes out ok.....does your belly hurt?

UC13 - save yourself a lot of grief - read the posted by BEFORE the post. Get to know the enemy and then ignore, ignore, ignore.

I feel like I have to take a big Supernova and wipe my Lukas. C - The darkside is getting stronger and we are here for you!! Maybe we should all plan on visiting our little friends in the Asylum in about a half an hour. WHAT DOES THE REST OF THE DARKSIDE THINK ABOUT THAT?

FINALLY A RATIONAL MIND HERE! I 2ND WHAT BRATTY SAID

Tattoos rock..you won't find a nicer person with tattoos...Yah..I'm talking about me..Dave is nice too.

Sorry Bratty couldn't read it all, which is obviously what you did yesterday... okay I read some more...what threats?? I just can't make heads or tails of what you wrote...

shes not just nice and well inked....SHE'S FREAKN HOTT AS FUK!!! (HIGH FRI)...
))))))))))))))CREEPYBEARHUGGZ((((((((((((((((

UC you told us to get a life and called us pathetic but you are the one letting a silly blog get you so worked up you can't even type! think about it. Who needs to get the life pal! Ya TURD!!!!!!!!

Read the rules there, Scott, ya gotta be nice..... Maybe no fun..Besides they seem to poppin in back here slowly anyway, they just can't help themselves.

I do not and have not given any "respectable" people belittling or demeaning or otherwise unfair names - I call it as I see it and none of the people I dubbed didn't have it coming.

get some glasses justan....i called myself pathetic....and i never said get a life....i said enuff with the back n forth bullshit...and not-so-kindly CHANGE THE FUCKING TOPIC POR FAVOR YA PUNYETAS!

Do you have a hard time understanding english. You Threatened to tell on me at 11:02. Whatever...Tell. I don't know why you keep getting so angry at everything. I just asked why you were here if you only want to be nasty........

Justanotherhater - Glad to see ya back in action dog!! These turds are pathetic losers. They need some serious ass whipping ... or whipping?

Good Tuesday, D & Fam!

I’d like to take this opportunity in the busy blog to remind you all of Dave’s dedication to many worthy non-profit groups. He has raised awareness and funds for all of them, as well as victims of Hurricane Katrina and many other charities. Perhaps if you have any extra time in your day, you’d like to volunteer to help out those who truly need it, or at least spread the word.

Descriptions of each charity can be found here:
http://www.6767.com/nonprofits/

ELIZABETH GLAZER PEDIATRIC AIDS FOUNDATION
www.pedaids.org

MUSICARES/M.A.P.
http://www.grammy.com/musicares

CURE AUTISM NOW
www.cureautismnow.org

CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT
www.childrenofthenight.org

CHILDREN WITH AIDS PROJECT
www.aidskids.org

HOMEBOY INDUSTRIES
www.homeboy-industries.org

Love and peace to you all,

~Sue

You try to ignore us but you can't! we've already got into your head! Trying to switch sites won't help we'll find you there. THE DARKSIDE WILL FIND AND CRUSH YOU!!!!!! And I still don't need a damn hug!!!!!!!!

Sue, You are so awesome......you go girl......

Love ya Bratty

FORCEABLY HUGGZ JUSTAN AGAINST HIS WILL....SNICKER

To UC- {{{{{Freaky FRI hugs}}}}}}

Yeah Justanotherhater - They can hug these nuts between there cheeks!!! Just like Luckass does!!

Wow I've never bloged with a Bi lingual idiot before. You must sit at the front of the short bus.

Excuse me "their"

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND.....SNICKER

UC13 - Go back to school or learn how to speak english ya fack!!!

UC13.....I like the way you post....

thankx bratty....i like the way u think

UC13...Lots of Love to you and yours hope to post with you tomorrow......Bratty

Bratty - Sorry I guess I didn't consider that a "threat"...I only get angry when the comments are put toward me in anger first...I spent a whole afternoon defending myself here yesterday and everything that I tried to say was shit upon and twisted to be rude or whatever... I will no longer defend myself to you or any of "the fam"..If you want to dislike me - whatever - please do, insult away..Just remember that the insults were not posted be me first...but they will be posted in response!!!! BTW, most of my posting yesterday was to Sue, who, although, frustrated, tried very hard to be civil...

Hahaha UC!

I like the way you talk ummm hmmmm.

C- you don't have to defend yourself to these people. It's all good when they can gang up on you, but when the tables get turned on them they run for cover..Ya bunch of sissys!!!!!!

C, My only response to you yesterday was in frustration because you kept getting the wrong message from "Sues" post. I feel like instead of you being open to the reason for this site, you just kept seeing the wrong message, maybe because you felt wronged, but from what I saw, Sue wasn't being mean.....I am new to this site, a few months, and I loved it until all the anger and crap. I like talking about Dave, his ass, his band, SRL, CFR and all that. That is what was here until the "haters" came on board. Don't you think that is frustrating to those who have been coming her for the reason the site was put up in the first place. I hope you get the message I am sending in this. It is not mean, or nasty. Just full of kindness.

Bratty

I like french fried tators ummm hmmmm. These people make me sick. Oh Dave, Oh Dave, you are the best person in the whole world. Oh Dave, Oh Dave, ******** NEWS FLASH ******** Dave's not here!! He doesn't read your ass kissing posts people. YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME!! Go to the darkside where friends can be friends. YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST.

same 2 U bratty....much luv....

Bratty - Any message not wrapped in insults I get, and appreciate...Sue and I figured it out ourselves...I enjoy the site too, Haters and all!! The site is about diversity, which includes EVERYONES opinions from haters to groupies. It HAS to be taken less seriously and personal and more fun and open. I enjoy my HATE CREW they are fun and hilarious and stand up for their freedom to say anything they want...So I'm not here just to cause grief...but it seems to be what I am good at!! Back at ya about not being mean...I am not being personal here.

Hater - No defending - just statin' the facts jack!!! I always enjoy the flinging of hate, tis too much fun baby!!!!!!!

PS Even though I think the site could do with alot less, Oh, Dave... crap, it has certainly been interesting to be here.

Please take a moment to say a prayer for my friend Chris. He has internal injuries from an accident. Please pray that God heals him. I thank you in advance and God Bless.

C
Justanotherhater
These people are probably the same people that we chased out before, coming in under new names. Dave Nivarro want-to-be's. I'm bored now..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

So what Scott. Nothing wrong with Dave's fans sending him some comments.
Sounds like you don't like Dave's contribution to the music anyways. But hey, that's you're choice.
What are you listening to right now?

TIME OUT - OLD SCHOOL WILL DO

k time in...

genuinely sorry to hear bout your friend OS....chris will definitely be in my prayers...

You Know what the other side is right I'm going to try and veiw it from their side. Here we go. Dave your crotch is especially musky smelling today, Oh and your balls are so salty!!!! there I tried it, Just way to subserviant for me. But please enjoy your ball sniffing!!!!

To those who apparently have no lives but have sat at 6767 making asinine posts all day long and for the past few weeks (yes you know who you are):
Do you have lives? Do you ever leave your "darkside" rooms you reside in and get fresh air? OR are your lives so miserable that you feel you need to insult people who post any comments to the above blog AND to the host himself. Wow it must be horrible to be you. I can't imagine being so sad and lonely that I would have nothing to do all day but come to Dave Navarro's blog site with internet balls and bully people.

OH wait...here is comes, a passive agressive comment how "OH I was picked on by the family...oh poor innocent me" boo hoo....Bullshit honey, that's all you've done since you got here.

Oh come on...where's the "Woo hoo, you go girlfiend" comments to each other. You make fun of Dave "ass lickers" but you people have been licking each others asses like a group of 17 year olds in a locker room.
Who are the ass lickers now?

So in closing to quote Jack Nicholson: "Go sell your crazy somewhere else, we're fully stocked here."

"SUCK ON MAH CHOCOLATE-SALTY-BALLZ....PUT'EM IN UR MOUTH AN SUCK'EM".......ROFL (i should go w/out sleep more often)

Joana - you ask
What am I listening to right now?

Well lets see .........

"With a hey hey hey,
and your a ho ho ho,
if you want salty nuts
theres alway Dave Nivarro!!

somepeoplehavenolives - LIKE YOU!!??? Yet here YOU are spewing your own form of HATE to us... Who has no life? If you really read all of our posts your insults might hit alittle closer to home and really be worth reading!!! It really is interesting that as soon as it starts to settle down, some wackwad like you comes up with some more insults to get us back in gear again!!!

Scott - It's a hit!!!

Why does the fact that according to you we have no lives and are so miserable dominate so much of your guys thoughts? We were enjoying hating amongst ourselves till you all had to start throwing around insults. So we attacked back. Deal with it!!!! Now you can't stop what you created!!! Worry about your own lives, we are having fun so piss off ya wankers!!!!!!

somepeoplehavenolives - Name suits ya turd!!
I'm 40 just for your info. You like nuts? Go gurgle somewhere else you fuck!!

Hater - AMEN BROTHA!!! "hating amongst ourselves..." Sounds a bit familiar!!!heehee

Scott now thats a song I would pay to see live!!!!

Did we lose Queen T again???? She really should be here!

C- I only steal from the best!!!!!

"somepeoplehavenolives - LIKE YOU!!??? Yet here YOU are spewing your own form of HATE to us... Who has no life? If you really read all of our posts your insults might hit alittle closer to home and really be worth reading!!! It really is interesting that as soon as it starts to settle down, some wackwad like you comes up with some more insults to get us back in gear again!!!"

"Why does the fact that according to you we have no lives and are so miserable dominate so much of your guys thoughts? We were enjoying hating amongst ourselves till you all had to start throwing around insults. So we attacked back. Deal with it!!!! Now you can't stop what you created!!! Worry about your own lives, we are having fun so piss off ya wankers!!!!!!"

And yet you keep proving my points.. Thank you :-D

Scott, Oh so you're a Supernova fan. That's ok.
BTW-"Navarro" (not Nivarro)

"Did we lose Queen T again???? She really should be here!"

WAY TO GO GIRLFRIEND (insert high five)
Wow, just like a HS lockeroom! Man I had a flashback!

Weel gee.. thanks for just reposting what we already wrote...beside you DID NOT have a point, it was just verbal spew!!

Lick my hairy ball sack you pieces of shit!!!!
Hi I'm Scott and I'm a hater. I've been a hater since........ well........ I guess since I was scammed by a bunch of dried up turds that can't write a song to save their washed up music careers, so they had to go and do the reality T.V. thing just to make some dough. Then they pick the hambugular to front them with their crappy songs. I wasted alot of time watching the fixed shit!!!!!!!

somepeopleareshitheads - VERBAL SPEW!!! YA TURD!!

Intelligence abounds!

Wow.

I'm so impressed!

So do you spend a lot of time in high school locker rooms?

Shithead - You like little boys don't ya? I bet you'll probably have a Luckass poster on your ceiling above your bed ya fuck!!

"Lick my hairy ball sack you pieces of shit!!!!
Hi I'm Scott and I'm a hater. I've been a hater since........ well........ I guess since I was scammed by a bunch of dried up turds that can't write a song to save their washed up music careers, so they had to go and do the reality T.V. thing just to make some dough. Then they pick the hambugular to front them with their crappy songs. I wasted alot of time watching the fixed shit!!!!!!!"

You know Scott, that isn't healthy. You know Medical Science has invented medication for folks like you.

The pots call the kettles black
And the kettles call right back!

There be pots and kettles everywhere and they are all making alot of noice.

I do have hope that intelligent conversation will return though...sometime...if only for a brief moment.

OS - Will do...keep us posted.

Yeah, it's called GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHEREYOUFUCKINGASSHOLES. Comes in pill or easy to swallow liquid.

NOW SUCK IT DRY

Intelligent people don't hang out in Dave Nivarro's website and post ball licking comments.
You people are stupid!!

What do ya know another person who thinks we need to be on drugs to fit in with them. But seriously guywithalongdrawnoutname. Stay outta the locker rooms thats just creepy and wrong.

Scott, Maybe the show was rigged/Maybe it wasn't. Either way it's over now.
(Hope you didn't loose you're job or anything because of the time you devoted to the show - now that would suck hairy balls).

"So do you spend a lot of time in high school locker rooms"

Do you understand the term "flashback". As in once I was in HS many moons ago.
No of course you don't. Probably because your about HS age yourself determining from your comment contents.

"Intelligent people don't hang out in Dave Nivarro's website and post ball licking comments."

Intelligent people can spell.
NAvarro.
Get it?

Good.

Hi I'm Scott and I just love Dave Nivarro, he's got such a cute little ass and his balls are so small I have to use a magnifying glass just to see them. They get a little salty at times, but they sure taste yummy. Okay, I'm making myself sick. Does this sound fimiliar to any of the darkside family in the house?

KHZ ROCKS KHZ ROCKS KHZ ROCKS KHZ ROCKS
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somepeoplehavealongnamejusttomakeupfortheirsmallpenis - I'm glad you know how to spell!! You pass the test. You are definetly a loser!!

ok, I am sorry about all the stuff I posted. Let's just end it here. This is my last post. This is ridiculous, I have a kid and I am spending WAY too much time on here instead of say, reading, playing or teaching them. So long, folks.

"Hi I'm Scott and I just love Dave Nivarro, he's got such a cute little ass and his balls are so small I have to use a magnifying glass just to see them. They get a little salty at times, but they sure taste yummy. Okay, I'm making myself sick. Does this sound fimiliar to any of the darkside family in the house?"

Hi Scott. Might I suggest installing a spell checker on your system.
Familiar, not fimiliar.
Navarro, not Nivarro, unless you are acutally in love with someone with the surname of Nivarro then you can ignore the last comment.

Thanks.

Like I said, you pass thee test, ya fucking idiot!

WOA, I MEAN TO SEND THAT AS A MYSPACE COMMENT MY BAD

"ok, I am sorry about all the stuff I posted. Let's just end it here. This is my last post. This is ridiculous, I have a kid and I am spending WAY too much time on here instead of say, reading, playing or teaching them. So long, folks."

Well see now there is something positive.
Take the lil tike outside for a walk. Take advantage of few nice days we have left before winter.

but you guys didn't miss a beat, please continue your "witty" bashing banter, so entertaining...

Was that supposed to be me??????? Can't quite tell... Actually I do have a kid who ALWAYS comes first, which is why the majority of me posts are during naptime, so SOD OFF!!

Justanotherhater - Where are you man?

C - Did your kids get scammed also?

"Was that supposed to be me??????? Can't quite tell... Actually I do have a kid who ALWAYS comes first, which is why the majority of me posts are during naptime, so SOD OFF!!"

That wasn't you?

Boy you kid must take long naps for you to be on here for at least 7 hours.

Scott - probably lurking here somewhere...

Dave, do you actually read your comments?

Thats because she feeds the kids the GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHEREYOUFUCKINGASSHOLES. Comes in pill or easy to swallow liquid.

www.getthefuckouttaherepill.com

I can't spell veri well butt I sure no krap when I hear it, u no, lik Superwhoever and the skunkbouy.

somepeopleshouldjustshutthefuckup - read that again huh??? I said the MAJORITY of my posts are during napptime... If I find the time BEFORE or AFTER naptime to respond to your sillyness is just a bonus!!!

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I'm still here, just taking a quick break

wassamatter C getting a little defensive? just cuz you suck as a parent doesnt mean u have to explain to the "fam" here they suck anyway

Well ... i may have given her one of those pills once.... haha. Oh stop, to much... I wouldn't give her one of those pills...it's bad enough at the other end now, I could imagine what the pill would come out like!!

LOL

(that was for scotts post, i can't keep up)

n no way do I support, encourage, or want to be a victim of turd terrorism. But reading about people like our unpopular poster "The_Shitman" -- people who use poop for revenge, or people who play or eat poop for sexual gratification -- intrigues me, and puts strange ideas into my head.

Surely many people presented with this topic would just say call it gross or disgusting, and not give it another thought. I however, enjoy hearing about weird things done with poop, and anxiously anticipate new and exciting stories from PoopReport.

But hearing about it is where it stops. I certainly wouldn't want to be in a bathroom that someone just sprayed ass juice all over. Seeing just a small splatter of diarrhea on a pubic toilet turns my stomach, especially if I am at a restaurant. And the smell of shit in a public toilet grosses me out even more than the sight of crap. Can you even imagine what the bedroom of a couple of scat freaks rolling around naked in a bed of crap is like?

"somepeopleshouldjustshutthefuckup - read that again huh??? I said the MAJORITY of my posts are during napptime... If I find the time BEFORE or AFTER naptime to respond to your sillyness is just a bonus!!!"

So you would waste precious "awake" time, you know reading Clifford the big red dog, or playing with blocks or watching Dora together?
I have friends who are "stat at home" Moms and when their kids nap they finally have time to do important things around the house without the kids in tow.

I guess your not all that important.

somepeopleshouldnothijackothersnames - If you would ike to insult me, do it with your own post. Don't hide behind someone elses, or at least pick one I would believe, ya schumk!!

somepeopleshouldstoprepostingeverythingeveryonesays - Attack my parenting all you want - that subject has been done before and by better than you...

What is poop made of?
About 3/4 of your average turd is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of diarrhea is much higher, and the amount of water in poop that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of fecal material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.
Of the remaining portion of the turd, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the turd mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the turd to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the turd is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

what makes you so speiacal C-i hate everyone so your fair game dish it out but cant take it. you talk so big but cant back it up go back to dora land

somepeoplearejustsosad - I can spell special anyway

You have friends with kids? Well obviuosly you wouldn't have kids no one would sleep with your monkeyass guywithareallylongname. Ya TURD!!!!!!

Dave how do you deal with this. It seriously disturbs me that there are people out there like this in the world. It really is sad that you created this blog for mature fans. Only to have truly sad disturbs people make it so painful to read. I honestly hope that they find happiness in there life's. Life must be such a sad existents for them. I wish them all peace and hope that they find a purpose in life before it's to late for them.

All Love

Nope I don't hate everybody just ignorant inbred assmonkeys!!!!!!!!!!

Sod off justanotherhater i do too have a kid

YOU sod off why dont you go watch your kid or get them a real mother

OMG

I can't believe it. I didn't read the blogs for 2 days, and I can't believe everything I've read on this one. It went to hell in a handbag in the blink of an eye.

I wouldn't blame Dave if he pulled the plug on this train wreck right now.

That is not what the blog is for.

Traci A

You want us to get lives, but yet you seem to want them yourself bad enough to hijack them, numbshit!!!!

"Shithead - You like little boys don't ya? I bet you'll probably have a Luckass poster on your ceiling above your bed ya fuck!!"

I know I'm late to this particular convo and you weren't talking to me but, Scott, you say this like it's a bad thing. I like little boys, "little" being a relative term, but I don't have Lukas's pic above my bed. Instead I have a laminated, life-sized one on the back of my door and every morning and night I lick it.

Just thought I would share.

One day I would love to lick all of Dave's tattoos. What? Did I just type that out loud?

And now back to your regularly scheduled flame-fest.

Hello people, time to freshen up the blog, it's getting a little stinky in here *sprays disinfectant*. Who are you all anyway, resident evils?

Dave, bet you're glad to get your life back after rockstar, don't count on getting a handle on this blog anytime soon though. Post #s are way up again, must have to do with your mentioning the evil RSSN word. Brings out all kinds.

(OK people, I'm waiting, I know it's coming.....just post and get it over with, I know I'm in for a toiletfull)

Oh Dave, forgot to say I'm looking forward to hearing Lukas on SRL. Love that guy!

(*ducks flying shit from resident bloggers*)

Is that SRL gonna be on tonight?

Worthless but interesting facts

1.the average human eats 8 spiders their lifetime at night
2.China has mare English speakers than the U.S
3.A ducks quack doesnt echo,and no one knows why
4.A Saudi Arabian woman can get adivorce if her husband doesnt give her coffee.
5.Cats piss glows under a black light.
6.The word"lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
7.A gold fish has memory span of three seconds
8.In Kentucky it is illegal to carry ice cream in your back pocket
9.Hitler and Napoleon both only had one testical
10.Ants do not sleep.

Dave,

Just think how funny this would all be if you were high.

HS

I'm sorry Dave. It looks like they are back. Maybe we can get the mature fans back soon. I know it is just as sickening to you as it is to us.

peace & love

Kate, Dave's post said he would give us lots of notice so we wait to hear.

Un-fucking-believable.
On and on and on and on.
Well Dave, I hope you are spending lots of time by the pool and no time reading this garbage. Just have someone wake you when it is over. Life is way too short. I enjoyed SRL yesterday. Especially the call to Larissa and Tom Green's busy signal. Didn't like that you complained about what Larissa was making for dinner while she was standing in the check-out line after work. You will probably burn in hell for that. Looking forward to the interview with Lukas.

I've loved Lukas since the first show of Rock Star and I've been driving my family and friends insane talking about him ever since. I think he's amazing. Looking forward to the interview on SRL with Lukas.

Nipples are very sensitive since they have lots of nerve endings. And true, touching them can be arousing in a sensual circumstance. Some women have even gotten an actual climax from nipple stimulation alone - though for the majority this is not so. But why does it happen to some?

The answer really is very simple: sexuality is in the mind. Whether nipple stimulation is arousing or not depends on the woman's mindset. If it is a sexual situation, and she believes touching nipples is part of that, then it can be arousing. And, the oxytocin released can further help that feeling.

Read more about hormones and bonding in this excellent article by Linda Folden Palmer Bonding Matters: The Chemistry of Attachment

Oxytocin.org - Lots of info about oxytocin

Nipple stimulation releases a hormone called oxytocin, which is responsible for the let-down reflex in breastfeeding. In other words, oxytocin causes the milk flow within the breast. Also, labor contractions are caused by large quantities of oxytocin. In fact, physicians routinely induce labor by injecting a certain form of oxytocin into women (pitocin).

Also, and very importantly, a kind touch anywhere in the body causes oxytocin to be released. This is true for friendly hugs, massages, hairdresser touching your scalp, shaking hands, stroking someone's skin, and caressing touch within the intimate moments - if it is kind and friendly, your body releases oxytocin. Oxytocin makes you feel good, feel loving and friendly towards whomever touched you. Also, it helps the mother will feel love towards her baby when the baby suckles on the breast. In other words, it helps bonding. It is called the love or cuddle hormone, and it exists in all kinds of friendly human relationships.

Oxytocin or kind touch is so important that babies who are not touched a lot, won't develop properly. The touch-deprivation that some lonely people experience can lead to depression. Elderly people are especially in danger of that. Everyone needs touch, everyone needs oxytocin, even your pet.

So nipple stimulation releases oxytocin, the cuddle hormone. But only THE MIND will make a woman feel sexually aroused because of that. It is not the nipple stimulation per se - if that was so, then she'd feel aroused during labor and giving birth, too, since large quantities of oxytocin are circulated in bloodstream during those painful moments. The same is true of breastfeeding - baby's suckling of nipple causes oxytocin to be released, but it doesn't normally create sexual feelings.

"Gee Dave, I love your poop site, I want to write a story about such and such!" If I had a nickel for every great idea that never materialized, I'd be able to buy one of those solid-gold toilets.

My First Memory Of Poop

When I was five, I had this toy box -- well, not really a box, but a giant plastic football. Now that I think about it, it kinda looked like a giant turd that had a hole on the top through which you would access the toys inside.

Posted by: OLDSCHOOL at September 19, 2006 11:49 AM
Please take a moment to say a prayer for my friend Chris. He has internal injuries from an accident. Please pray that God heals him. I thank you in advance and God Bless.

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Dear OLDSCHOOL, Sweetie, I am so sorry to hear about your friend Chris. Saying a prayer for Chris' strength and full recovery.
You stay strong too(*huggs*)

Joanna(T.O)

Diamond Turd Cutter- (N)- Put bluntly, a really great backside.

Usage: "Dude, I caught you looking at that chick's hind quarters."
"Dude, can you blame me? She had a diamond turd cutter."

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Re: Can Dave get Lukas to clear up the TMZ video issue (with his girlfriend) when he's interviewed later this week?

Ummmm... isn't Dave's theme today's about NOT getting sucked in by the media when they try to make a buck by getting involved in celebrities' lives?

First of all, who said she was his girlfriend? Besides her? Did you ever hear Lukas say it? When asked, Lukas told Rolling Stone "NO COMMENT". That means none of your beeswax. Stay out of it. Think whatever you want.

Under the circumstances, asking Dave to get involved in a story started by a sensationalist-seeking paparazzi is maybe not the way to go. Just a thought...

take a pirate to dinner

Saw your homeless photo in L&S and
you have a very cool man bag!!!

Can you post more pictures of you in the shower? Wow is that photo smoking hot! (Panic Channel gallery section)

You look better now than when you were in Jane's Addiction, IMO.

Hey Dave sorry to hear about the S&L thing. That sucks. I just wanted to tell you what an insperation you are to me. Today way a scarry day at school. There was a lockdown because somebody called and said that there was a person at school with a gun. Everybody was panicing and freaking out and I was locked in the Nurses Office for 2 1/2 hours with 9 other people who were scared to death that something was going to happen. Turns out that it was a praink call and the called was arrested so no one was hurt. But at the time of the lockdown we did not know that and there were Police all over the school. It was wired but while I was sitting there on the floor I had the song "Rexal" going through my head and it helped calm me. So what I am saying is thanks for your music and keep it comeing. You really healped me, even though YOU weren't there.

"OH wait...here is comes, a passive agressive comment how "OH I was picked on by the family...oh poor innocent me" boo hoo....Bullshit honey, that's all you've done since you got here.
Oh come on...where's the "Woo hoo, you go girlfiend" comments to each other. You make fun of Dave "ass lickers" but you people have been licking each others asses like a group of 17 year olds in a locker room.
Who are the ass lickers now?
So in closing to quote Jack Nicholson: "Go sell your crazy somewhere else, we're fully stocked here."
Posted by: somepeoplehavenolives at September 19, 2006 11:58 AM"

BEST FREAKING POST OF THE DAY!!!

BRATTY honey, don't stoop to their level like i did. do what i am doing now, ignore the dumb asses and enventually the three people will go away. seriously, they will. or just keep ignoring them..skip their names altogether don't even read the trash..that way they can't piss you off and try to bait you into a response.

OLDSCHOOL- i am very sorry! you and yours are in my thoughts!

UNCLE CREEPY! hello to you! i like your crazy writing style. keep it up!

afternoon 6767 family!

Queen Teresa - sorry for my post earlier re: my mundane life. I bloody hope DN writes a song about it, so I can collect some royalites and stop working my arse off to pay the mortgage ;)

To everyone else, just wanted to state that I have had nothing to do with the overnight postings (overnight my time - daytime for you guys). I haven't posted anything since my music post approx. 11.30pm

Wow - that's so crazy. We had a kid come onto our campus today with a samurai sword ! He is a junior. He isn't a jock though - he and his friends are into heavy metal and skateboarding. My friend had a crush on him last year. Anyway they arrested him, but we had to stay in our classrooms for 2nd and 3rd periods.

I took that time to write a poem:

Day after day
All this anger grows
Volatile, simmering
Everywhere there are signs
Ignored...
So why are we surprised,
Again and again
Fear is everwhere
And our innocence is
Gone

Art Carcass - and anyone else who likes to know about different music out there.

Here's one that I KNOW FOR SURE that none of you here will have heard of. TOY LOVE belongs to my precious [insert Golum voice here] vinyl collection, but now its finally available on CD.(Won't sound as good tho).

Flying Nun records have put out some awesome stuff over the years and its always worth having a rummage around in their stock lists.

http://www.flyingnun.co.nz/viewartist.cfm?artistID=595

http://www.smokecds.com/product_info.php?products_id=37324&osCsid=18td6fetlhnr47cdb2kam4nml7

No1 Fan: I dig the poem!!

To further elaborate, the hypothalamus (the grand poobah of the glands) links the nervous system to the limbic system (part of the human brain the regulates emotion) through the pituitary gland and is where the neurohormones reside that release a releasing hormone that regulates the production or inhibition of oxytocin, which is then released into the posterior pituitary gland. Hormone production or inhibition is regulated through a negative feedback. Tumors of the hypothalamus, pituitary gland or other molecules that mimic these hormones can cause males to begin to produce high levels of oxytocin and stimulate breast milk production.
Wow.. I can’t believe what I learned in physiology would be applied on Dave Navarro’s blog site.. who would’ve thunk it!

That was a really insightful poem - NOT!!

Real creative name too! Wannabe.

PS: Knox's follow up band TALL DWARFS is also one of my favourite vinyls.

Oldschool - This is a little ironic, we're also prayin for a family member of ours who was in a motorcycle accident and is in a coma, also named Chris. I'll add your Chris to our prayers as well.

You really rocksocks...although I don't know you personally you have got to be the coolest guy around...and your blog? (o)(o) TITS! ;)

Art Carcass - one more and then I will call it quits and we can swap some more sounds via email.

Headless Chickens - "Headless Chickens' promo-video for the single 'Gaskrankenstation'. The Headless Chickens were a odd band from New Zealand. Whilst this track demonstrates their leanings towards alternative rock, they also had dance numbers that helped them enter the Australian and New Zealand pop charts with hits like 'Cruise Control'"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcj6i1CBOzE

Also check out

http://www.smokecds.com/cd/30436 - especially 'Cruise Control' - awesome little laid back tune!

Also scroll down the page a bit to the Smoke Notes and check out the links there to these NZ bands: The Chills, Straitjacket Fits, The Bats, The Clean and Verlaines.

Ive got all of these on vinyl - these bands were really the start of the NZ music scene as we know it today. Up until this there was bugger all coming out of this country and non-commercial stuff from overseas was bloody hard to come by - it was like gold!

Datura & Old School. I know what you are going thru. Kia Kaha - be strong. And I will send out my prayers to you and your loved ones.

**outta here**

don't stoop to their level like i did. do what i am doing now, ignore the dumb asses and enventually the three people will go away. seriously, they will. or just keep ignoring them..skip their names altogether don't even read the trash..that way they can't piss you off and try to bait you into a response

Moonrider, who are the '3' you mention? It would appear that they change every day, someone previously mentioned 'I wonder if Dave will shut this blog down'. Do you think that this may be the aim of the people that are offending you all?
MMMmmmmmm
BTW I don't mean me haha As you will notice, although I have previously been introuble for 'posting too many times in a day' I am now on a Behaviour Management Plan and have also changed my Name to something a little more respectable!

Oooops!

"Day after day
All this anger grows
Volatile, simmering
Everywhere there are signs
Ignored...
So why are we surprised,
Again and again
Fear is everwhere
And our innocence is
Gone
Posted by: No1SuperSuperDaveFan at September 19, 2006 03:06 PM"

i am sorry for the scare you took today! the poem was good and sad. i am also sorry for the hateful words someone spoke to you..i think you have had enough hate for the day. i hope it gets better. i am glad that nobody got hurt.

We are always lurking!!! Yes Cookie they change daily there are many more than we can count...Just gives them someone to poo poo at after school...I doubt Dave will shut down the blog, but that's not our aim... Just having some fun at our own expense!!! Don't bother replying about what a bitch I am moony, I know already and I'm gone for tonight.....maybe!

Thank you MoonRider. I am used to people flicking me shit. That's what you get for living in a small town in rural USA. I would love to move to someplace cool like Portland or Seattle and just write and paint. But it looks like I'm stuck here for at least another three years!

Yearning to fly
Over the fence and far away
Unchained...
Radiant...
Effortless...

All the weight I've carried
Left on the ground...
Left behind...

Intuition takes over
Daring me to fly higher
I must find strength
Or perish.
Turkeys and chickens cannot fly
So they scratch at the earth.

Darkside Paul - WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE BROTHER, WE NEED MORE LIKE YOU!!!

C- Are ya still there?

I got a poem..... roses are red, violets are blue, I'm really sick of hearing your shit and your boo who who.

No1Superduperdavieasskisser - How did ya like my poem?

No doubt - what is this chick, like 12?

Hey No1SuperDuperDaveSlut, no one cares about you or your little hick life. Save it for MySpace.

Alright, no more respectable Cookie,
Please stop putting shit on No1SuperDuperDaveFan or else, I haven't thought of anything yet, but when I do, I swear I'll do it!

C-, Scott, Darkside Paul,Justanotherhater, and anyone I forgot, your banterings back and forth with the dickheads have been bloody hilarious! Keep up the good work!

Whats up with the roosters and chickens scratching the earth? Man we are in some big trouble if that's the case

Thanks DarksideCookie. MAN WE JUST KEEP GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY!! GO DARKSIDE!!

Nuffin Nuffin Nuffin

Nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with muffin
But nuffin nuffin nuffin
Rhymes with 'orange'
Could it be
That a cup of tea
Is not as good with an orange
As a muffin?

How did you turds like that one?

No1SuperDuperDaveFan is a cute little chicken, pick on someone more fucked up like Draven lol

I was a bit mean to said fan last week and her lovely response made me feel guilty, out of all the under dogs in here, I declare that said fan is the only one I would like to be nice to.
The rest can all go boo hoo at the imafuckingwhingywhinybitch@myfuckingspace.blog

lol nice poem Scot
mwuhahahahaha

"What up with all the roosters and chickens scratching at the earth?"

It was my way of commenting on all the people in my town. I live in a pretty small farming community in Iowa. When you live here, your live is pretty much pre-determined. You are born and go to school. If you are a guy you play sports and then work on a farm after you graduate. If you're a girl you go to school and marry a guy who works on a farm.

My friend and I are both into Dave Navarro (as well as Trent Reznor/NIN and a few other bands), which sort of automatically makes us stick out from the rest of the people here. We catch a lot of shit because of the way we look, but we don't care. I am happy just being me. But I also want to someday leave this place and go somewhere cool - maybe Australia!

Dear Rock the Vote member in California,

Right now, we have a great chance to take a huge step toward cleaner air and cheaper energy for California. Proposition 87, on the ballot for November 7th, will:

- Reduce gasoline and diesel usage by 25% over the next 10 years;

- Create thousands of new clean energy jobs and grow our economy;

- Reduce air pollution that causes asthma attacks, lung disease and cancer;

- Make oil companies pay their fair share for oil drilling in California, just like they already pay in every other oil-producing state -- even Texas;

- Make it illegal for oil companies to raise gas prices to pass the cost along to consumers.

Proposition 87 is a great initiative, and we urge you to support it. Sign the Yes on 87 campaign's petition now, at:

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Not surprisingly, the oil companies are trying to kill Prop. 87, with a massive TV and radio ad blitz designed to scare and mislead California's voters. The race has barely started and already ABC News has called the oil companies' ads "misleading" and "not accurate".[1] The oil companies’ warchest is currently more than $30 million, and they could spend millions more. Prop. 87 needs our help to overcome all this money.

The single biggest funder of the campaign to defeat Prop. 87 is Chevron, at $12.8 million and counting. Yet, at the same time, Chevron's also running a PR campaign calling for us all to share greener values, and asking everyone to join them in moving toward alternative energy sources:

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Let's encourage Chevron to back up those words. Will you join us and our friends at Yes on 87 in calling on Chevron to walk their talk and support Prop. 87, instead of spending millions to defeat it?:

http://www.yeson87.org/page/s/ChevronRTV

Chevron and the other oil companies can easily afford the cost of Prop. 87. They posted record-setting profits in the past year: $78 billion in 2005, and $20 billion in the first quarter of 2006 alone. And they just discovered a giant new oil field in the Gulf of Mexico.

California is a major oil-producing state (America's 3rd biggest), but we're the only one where the oil companies don't pay their fair share to drill for oil, like they do inAlaska, Louisiana, and Texas. Meanwhile, the oil companies are charging Californians the highest pump prices in the nation for gas.

It's time for a change, and Chevron's ads make it sound like they get it. Here's more of what those PR ads are saying:

"Technological improvements are needed so that wind, solar and hydrogen can be more viable parts of the energy equation. Governments need to create energy policies that promote economically and environmentally sound development." [3] And...

"How do we accelerate our conservation efforts? Whatever actions we take, we must look not just to next year, but to the next 50 years." [4]

Somewhere inside, the people at Chevron may mean what they say. It's a shame their actions -- funding the campaign the defeat Prop. 87 -- are out of step with the values they're expressing.

Let's encourage them to be who they say the want to be. Let's urge them to drop their opposition to Prop 87, and join us in supporting it instead.

The Yes on 87 campaign will deliver this petition, including your signature and comments, in person, to Chevron later this week.

Sign on now, at:

http://www.yeson87.org/page/s/ChevronRTV

"Now more than ever we need to work together."
- Chevron [5]

Please sign on today. Your help will really make a difference.

Thank you.

Hans

Hans Riemer
Political Director
Rock the Vote
Tuesday, Sept. 19th, 2006

Citations:

The original sources of Chevron language quoted above and details on how much Chevron and other oil companies are spending on their campaign to defeat Prop. 87 are available at the Yes on 87 website, linked above.

Boo hoo - you're breaking my heart!

So if you're such a Dave fan tell me what the name of his first band is?

Thanks Cookie!

Did you see the poem I wrote for you the other day? I can't remember which string it was on.

Awwww no I didn't see the poem you wrote for me :( I will need to hunt for it, unless you wanna email it to me!) You are too cute.
My mission is to keep kissing your ass until you change you name to 'No1SuperDuperDarksideCookieFan '
hahaha

You can come stay with me you cute little chicken earth scratcher!

Hey, Dave- homeless & heartbroken one-you could
hide out here, but you'd have to come East,honey.
Signore Roberto to Vito Corleone:
"The rent stays just like before.."
Hope you're actually taking a VACATION!!!
Keep well, and don't let the bastards get you
down (i knew the Latin for that once upon a
time..) warmest regards, a. wolf

Here it is. It was at the bottom of that long string from the weekend.

---

Posted by: No1SuperDuperDaveFan at September 15, 2006 08:01 AM

Here is a quick one I wrote this morning. I'm dedicating it to Australian Cookie!

Dreaming of leaving
Away from this place...
Voices from the other side of the world
Embrace me
Into the darkness
Some light now shines
GMT means,
Across the sea
Yesterday is still today

The tumor has metastasized!!!!!!!!

OMG - that might be the single gayest thing I;ve ever read. We need to enter this girl in a bad poetry contest!

"GMT means that across the sea, yesterday is still today?"

Come on Cookie, you have to admit that is pretty bad!

DS Paul,
But it's for me!!!!!!!!!!
Written especially by No1SuperDuperDarksideCookieFan haha
I loved it, thank you lovely girl,
Now the rest of you shut the hell up!

actually, paul i find that to be rude of you. we have been having fun and all but this person actually had a tragedy today and you should stop picking on them.

Hi Dave. Thanks for the Michael Corleone quote. The world needs more Godfather quotes once in awhile (my favourite is "I've got a stone in my shoe", from G1, as if to say "something's bugging me").

If it wasn't for Rock Star I would have never found this site. I look forward to it all the time now.

I think your band is great. By the way were you absolutely off your rocker when you offered to play on Dilana's record? You know she'll be releasing her song "Supersoul", the one you hated. There will be no respect there, dude. I think you were meant to start a band with Lukas. Something to think about in a year or so. He's fucking wild. I met his guitarist from his first band who told me Lukas was always fucking wild, performed the exact same way as a teenager, was always fearless.

What's next for Panic Channel? Is it all touring and press until the Supernova tour? Are you writing? When will the touring be over with?

MMMM the 6.04pm post was written by someone else with my details, playing hardball now are we?

HOLY CRAP!
I came in from work and checked out this place... and it's flamed to the rafters! It looks like an avalanche of invective has buried the blog.
Mrs. Meat; thanks for the above music nuggets. I'll look into it and will add to the already out of control collection. (we can go back and forth via home email for future bands that come to mind)
SOME GREAT AUTHENTIC, ORGANIC FUNK AND R/B to check out;
1. Average White Band (some hits back in the day... great music)
2. The Bar-Kays (funky danceable grooves and great vocals)
3. Bettye LaVette (strong on the vocals, mix of low key and funky)
4. Blackstreet (wicked bad grooves and vocals)
5. Brooklyn Funk Essentials (great horn-based funk)
6. The Brothers Johnson (like The Gap Band but harder edged)
7. The Chi-Lites (wanna know where Beyonce steals her riffs?)
8. Curtis Mayfield (an obvious one... great body of work)
9. The Dramatics
10. Graham Central Station
11. Gwen McCrae ("Clean Up Woman".... locked in soul funk)
12. The Isley Brothers (another no-brainer for this list)
13. The JB's (you will be dancing, oh yes you will)
14. Jacksoul (2006 release has a great cover of Dave's "Been Caught Stealing"!! Done in a bouncy funk style... check it out!)
15. Mighty Imperials (lots of cool instrumental funk/party shit)
16. The O'Jays
17. Rare Earth ("Born to Wander" and other strong tunes)
18. Tower Of Power
There's a nice head start on some SERIOUS soul/funk action.
(as always, this stuff is available on itunes)
No more guns in schools! What the fuck?! (gun threats count, too)
RT

okay guys that is enough. cookie, don't you have anything better to do right now?

dave,
please shut down your site for a week

Nice imposition to whoever stole my handle. Cookie, it wasn't me - you know I woulda chucked a couple of 'fucks' and 'fucking' in there haha.

Art - yep, will email you at home to throw some musical gems back and forth.

Lastly - if we are talking 'classics'.....Rory Gallagher - Against the Grain, and anything by John & Edgar Winter.

I was reading a blog about how someone wanted clarification on the whole Lukas lookin' like an ass to his girlfriend outside a club and Dilana trying to help the chick in when Lukas blew her off...or some kind of shit like that.

Clarification: All goes back to my theory of Mr. Marble Mouth...speach thearpy will do wonders for him..you think Tommy will spring for that? Theory: you think the fumes from the Hooter's chicken wings clogged his throat in some bizarre way so he can't talk? Cause I have NO idea what the hell the guys saying! good luck with the SRL interview...hire an interpreter?! That's all I'm sayin'

umm. I mean..wit the proper speach thearpy, Lukas would of had no problem getting his lady into the club. Mama Dilana was just tryin' to help a brother out.

WBOM

I agree totally with A PERSON and LINDA- we need a housecleaning! Luv ya DMN!:)

LOL
I know, Life&Style magazine is shit. The lies are crazy in there. I feel bad for the people they talk about sometimes and seriously, who in the hell believes that shit!

Hey thats great that Lukas will be joining you, love him! But I love you Dave MORE, of course!

-I just finally bought the Panic Channel album!! I LOVE IT! My fav song has got to be Teahouse of Spirits & Left to Lose!

I know you wouldn't do such a thing Mrs Meat!

Here's a really good article on Lukas prior to RSSN, stuff about his previous bands and never quite getting the break they needed,

http://jam.canoe.ca/Television/TV_Shows/R/Rock_Star/2006/09/13/1837796.html

CUSS WORDS YOU CAN CALL SOMEONE WITHOUT YOUR LIPS MOVING;
With all the back and forth sass happening here, there may come a day when you are walking down the street and you hear someone call out "Hey, justanotherhater, what's up dude?" , or, "Robin, how have you been?"
You may then recognize a golden opportunity to walk right up to their face, look them in the eyes with a little friendly smile, and say (with your lips as still as possible)
-"hey cocksucker" (give it a try.... it works!)
-"die you chunk o' shit"
-"loser asshole" (talented people can pull off "loser asswipe")
-"dirty c*nt" (very hard to pronounce that asterix thingee)
-"eat this, shit skull"
-"sixty seven sixty seven hates your ass"
*note* single cuss words like "anus" , "dick" , "twat", "cooze",
"douche" , "snatch" , "dink" etc. are all easily spoken with a minimum of facial muscle movement.
It is slightly more demanding to use multi-syllabic profanities, although some, such as "jack-off" and "jerk-off", "shit-head" and
"nut-sucker" are quite easily uttered. (remember to keep your eyes 'smiling' when you do it)
Advanced camouflaged- cussing takes years of practise to perfect. Words beginning with 'b' (bitch, beeyatch, bastard, balls,
butt) and 'p' words (pussy, poontang, prick, pecker) are easier to disguise if you have a moustache (which pretty much discounts the female gender, almost) or if you have exceedingly large/thick lips.
That most loved and used of cuss bombs, "fuck", in all of its gloriously creative uses (fuckhead, fuckwad, fucker, fucktard,
fucko, fuck etc.) is slightly more amenable to invisibility with a little warm-up before using. (again, thick lips/moustache, or being totally wasted helps to disguise the 'f' bomb)
A lot of people prefer the term "motherfucker", but this is a challenge to disguise because of the dual difficulties inherent in hiding the 'm' and the 'f' in one word. I have never met anyone who could pull this off. Most people so inclined just outright say it, and then it's on!
This is by no means a comprehensive list, and I welcome your input, of course. I hope that this has been a helpful little post, and that you never have to avail yourselves of the opportunity to put these methods to use.
SAMPLE;
RT is walking down the street in his home town of Toronto one beautiful Autumn afternoon, admiring the CN Tower and wishing that his bank account could be so tall... an old buddy of his calls out from across the street "Yo RT... howz it goin' buddy?"
RT waves and keeps walking, and notices a tall, striking brunette suddenly wheel about to face him from just ahead on the sidewalk. She approaches and is smiling at him, her eyes gleaming... he swears he can hear
"RT you lousy shit-eating cocksucker, rot is hell dickwad"
but in fact she says
"excuse me, can you tell me how to get to 6767 Queen Street West?"
SEE HOW EFFECTIVE THIS IS?
Now, go in peace, find a mirror, and check it out.
RT

*spelling correction*
"rot IN hell, dickwad"
(it seems I can spell only profane words without error)
;-)

RT,
That has got to be the funniest damn thing i have heard in a long time. That little * thingy isn't too hard to pronounce if you keep working at it. You have the same twisted sense of humor that I have. Gotta love it.

Thanks Yolster... too bad I blew the punchline with a spelling error, haha.Tough to be amusing on about two hours sleep.... I've been trying to pronounce * , rolling my tongue and getting lots of spittle on the monitor... it's kind of coming out sounding like Tommy Lee when he was telling Storm what he thought of "Ladylike"...
MUSIC!
RT

Okay, I'm not really sure what's going on with all these pointless comments, and I really don't care. I just wanted to drop by and say hi to Dave and the 6767 family. :)

Hope everyone's well. And Dave, thanks for giving us some insight into all the crap that goes into some of these magazines. :p Hope you're staying safe and taking some time to relax.

Caught your last Camp Freddy Radio and couldn't stop laughing. I've missed you and Billy hosting together. :p

Much Love,
~Ali

Pointless comments? Pointless comments?! Ouch.....
"I went to read my National Enquirer and it had feces on it"
"I don't think that either of my baby toes needs to be there"
"people at amusement parks pay good money to feel dizzy"
"why is it called 'fast food' when it isn't even 'food' ?"
"we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway"
"I just can't figure out what Jane was addicted to"
"is the panic channel a television station or a body of water?"
"white sugar is hard to eat with a fork"
"one of my nostrils is deeper than the other, so I only use that one for drinking"
"listen... you can smell it"
THOSE are pointless comments.
(and I really don't care either)
goodnight, empty blog.

501st....

how did cavemen get to sleep? My son just asked me..."who are the Cro Magnin...?
I was trying to make some kind of deep point about the ability of people to get to sleep before ESPN, and VH1..

don't it always seem to go
you don't know what you've got
til' it's gone...

love,
jezzi(that's off topic,babies!!!!)

Dave,

I don't read any of those magazines,
but imagine that this is the price you pay for being talented, quirkily intelligent, infamous, and gorgeous in a
fairytalesultancrossedwithamythicalsatyr sort of way. Why, yes.

Didn't watch INXS last year, but caught the first show this season and was floored by both Lukas Rossi and Dilana; so kept tuning in to hear more.

Assumed Lukas would be selected (by anyone with an eye for major star quality, and an ear for musical genius and stunning vocal range - also best fit for the band) with Dilana as second (captivating performer, not quite right for band, better as solo act) - 'tis always lovely to be right. Plus, modest. ;) The rest ranged from fairly good but not 'big' enough to front Tommy Lee, to decent in a large local following, non-star way - to absolutely hilarious (if embarrassing) train wrecks.

Naturellement, one also enjoyed your often ironic wit - and your refreshing use of words other than the wildly tiresome, long meaningless 'amazing' and 'awesome'. Ahem.

Will tune in to hear Lukas, and Toby; he of the bet-winning naked nethers and exuberant pre-performance beer-swilling. Frankly, Lukas Rossi is an absolute genius (which I'm sure you noticed;) - I will watch his career with great interest. Please let him know that some of the audience pegged his incredible presence and talents the moment he stepped onstage and opened his mouth, and were stunned by it.

A thousand thanks for making it possible to see such intriguing 'unknowns' perform, and for them to receive deserved exposure - and, of course, for your weekly scintillations & sartorial seductions.

Anon...

Dave, you have the prettiest Tattoos on the planet. Where do you go to get your skin art? Do you have a favorite Tat Artist?

Holy snapping arseholes - its an absolute shitfight in here today!

Art Carcass - white sugar is easy to eat with a fork, you just have to lick the fork first.

#289 Mrs Meat's useless kitchen experiments

aahhhh.... so THAT's what I've been doing wrong!
I've been licking the sugar and attempting to stick it to the fork.
Thanks for being so nice to me.
RT

planet spin to your side of life
and away from the shade of night
you rise and life meets you
you wake and life beats you
so here you come to share
your fantasy to bare
but sullied now this special place
has disappeared without a trace.
where flowered trails would lead you
and union would complete you
a fractured earth so blackened
by hearts of mirth so darkened
they laugh at only pain.

(will today be a peaceful day, or will the keyboards drip blood?)

Ok--Tuesday's almost over...and you weren't anywhere to be found on my tv..a sad day indeed...and that goes for Wednesdays now too, huh? ugh :)

That's quite allright Art Carcass *RT you lousy shit-eating cocksucker, rot in hell dickwad* she says smiling and not moving her lips

YOU ARE HIRED, Mrs. Meat,
for the instructional video!
(have a lovely day, bedtime on this side of the planet)
Rt

By the way, I can assure you your Wednesday will be a gorgeously sunny day, but as night falls the wind will pick up slightly.

I give you the heads up for Thursday tommorow evening and I will also let you know what the lotto numbers are on Saturday, which will be your Friday there so you can buy the winning ticket just as long as you cut me in for 50%.

The perks of being a day ahead of the rest of the world.

PS: Don't forget to put the rubbish out tonight as its collection day tommorow.

It's a perk until Armageddon!
(guttural, choking laughter)
You have more meat in your mrs. than most men have in their misters.
Goodnight for real,
RT

Oh my god, it's rubbish day in Australia tomorrow too! That's amazing,

A poem

Mrs Meat, Mrs Meat
Can you ever see your feet?
After eating all that meat?
And when eating all those treats?

And also to my buddy Art
Did you know you rhyme with fart?
And also a shopping cart?
Can I throw at you a dart?

Squiddly Diddly,
I bet you're piddly,
Ugly squid
For you I wouldn't pay a quid.

And old mate Blou,
How about you?
Your abbreviated name rhymes with poo
I bet Art knew that too

And this world is filled with pain and sorrow, and tomorrow I might die, arouns about Eastern Standard Time.
Farewell

Holy shit batman...over 500 posts and RS is long over. Have a good night everyone!

Love, Amber (FTP)

I sense dark, dark forces at work here - and that a reckoning is close at hand.

Hang in there people.

Hey Dave, Tom Green said on his show, The Channel, earlier today that he was trying to get a hold of you, and wants to get you over on his show. And if you don't already know this, his leg is broken, and he's filming the surgery on Thursday. Ouch. Anyway, the topic came up from someone who called in that found out about his show through your blog. For anyone who hasn't done so yet, check out The Channel at www.tomgreen.com. It's a lot of fun, and let's all take it back.

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re: It's a perk until Armageddon!

good point, but at least I will be able to warn you all first so you can have 24 hours(+ or - depending on time zone)of getting yourselves totally munted.

Ambersonian - that's exactly what I was thinking too haha.

Cookie, love the sentiment but don't give up your day job girlie (fucking, fuck, fuck - just so you know its me)

RE: 24 hours(+ or - depending on time zone

I take back the + from that, unless of course you live in Kirabas. (and then it won't matter because Armegeddon will already be there)

But do I qualify for the best of the worst?
hahaha
Hey, I see one 'Dave Navarro' email 'Dave@6767.com' has posted.
Oooh Dave I love you, you are such a hunk, The Panic Channel is awesome! Love your tatoo, you can live with me if you are homeless!

Ambersonian,
I don't know if you should post about Batman, seeing as he isn't related to Dave Navarro, TPD and the said 'Family"
Oooh look out!

Dear Dave,

You live the life YOU want to live buddy. Don't let the bottom feeders get you down one bit. You hear me loud and clear bro? I hope so - you have brought a lot of love (and some pain) into this world. Living at the P is far from homeless activity. Whatever the fuck? However, I do not feel sorry for you. The media created this image of you and now you have to deal with it. I am glad i am not you - but i would love to have your guitar collection-lol. I have all the faith in the world in you. You keep doing what you are doing and be chill.

Peace and Respect
Scobra - The Skeleton Master

Just having a quick catch up on the spew-a-thon, because I can - everyone else is snoozing.

Art - forgot to answer this: "have you heard Navarro's funkability on Red Hot Chili Peppers "One Hot Minute"? .... the track "Walkabout".... check that shit!

Are you fucking kidding me? How could you even ask such a question!

And I just gotta say - this one really tickles me.......

"GEEZUS FUKN KRYSTE........."
Posted by: UC13 at September 19, 2006 10:17 AM

There is just something about the creative use of spelling on such a hackneyed phrase that really appeals to me. Ya just gotta give that one kudos.

Awwww are all the 'family' asleep?
Will they chuck a tanty when they see the number of posts?
I have no doubt as to the reason people 'chat'on this blog given how boring the chat room is.
Boring as batshit!

I sense dark, dark forces at work here - and that a reckoning is close at hand.

Hang in there people.

Posted by: Dave Navarro at September 20, 2006 12:09 AM

MWUHAHAHAHAHA

Is giving a kid benadryl so they nap longer a bad thing so I can have more net time a bad thing?

I just want to know.

Youse are all faggots i hope you fall over and scrape your knees. and i hope youse all fucken shut up youse loosers fucken asswipers

No Mrs Meat, as long as you don't tell anyone.
anyone know where this fucker came from? lol

'Youse are all faggots i hope you fall over
and scrape your knees. and i hope youse all fucken shut up youse loosers fucken asswipers'

Posted by: CockFace at September 20, 2006 03:35 AM
What the fuck with scraping your knees? You freak! I Hope you fall over and scrape your nose, and your balls at the same time, obviously your balls are on your chin! Fuckstick! haha

anyone know where this fucker came from? lol

Mrs Meat - the imposter.

Ive done some resarch into this and my advice is this: give the kid a couple of Quaaludes and take a good hefty line of 'snow' up the nostril for yourself. That way the kid sleeps longer and you can stay awake all night long.

shut up and suck my balls and suck mychin youse stupid cunts cookie faggots

Cockface - I saw your lips move! Go back and practice it 50 times again in the mirror until you have mastered the technique of the snide remark.

You may want to purchase Art Carcasses instructional video to make sure you hone the art to perfection.

Hope that helps :)

Oh Mrs Meat - the imposter. You forgot to put in "fucking, fuck, fuck"

Just thought I would mention that, for your future impersonations :)

Someone might want to explain the concept of 'time zones' to Mrs Meat the imposter.

Difficult to grasp, I know but so very worth the effort.

You may want to gently ease yourself into learning about the concept of time zones by reading "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawkings. It can be really helpful.

Mrs Meat
I was already convinced you had some type of personality disorder but geez, will all of you just stop wasting prescious space on this blog?
The family will be awake soon, and one day Mr Dave Navarro might actually give a shit what people write, and try and look and will get lost amongst the sea of meat!

shut up youse faggots

Cockface - 'youse'? Brooklyn, yeah? I know I saw My Cousin Vinnie too.

Youse must have farted cos youse stink

your cosin vinnie farted cos his a stinky ass fuck bag like youse
ballchin

Such eloquence, such veritable panache, such masterful control of the Queens English - Cockface, where have you been all my life?? Will you marry me?

Well, your name is an obvious choice Cockface.
I would beware the family if I were you, they may go all postal on your ass.
By the way Cockface, did you previously go by the name of Squid? haha

im not marryin youse faggots if you like dav navaro you shuld marry him cos hes a faggot like youse. why do youse come to hes stupid site anywayt i came to tell youse your faggots.
scrape your knees chinnyball

im not comin here again youse fuckers
dav navaro sucks cocks

Good Fuckwank, fuck off!

Thanks for enlightening me Cockface. Im sure I would never have had the opportunity to learn such amazing insights into my personality, if it had not been for your interjections.

I know it must seem like you are "casting pearls before swine" but I am eternally grateful for your incredible depth and wisdom.

Fuck Dave, I really would like you to reconsider my marriage proposal.

Hey Mrs Meat
Now that dickhead is gone, should we run away before the family wakes up? Remember the last time we bantered back and forth, the vile spewed forth for a few days. we may get into trouble, worse, we may get abused! Aaaaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh

To The Family,
Upon waking this morning you will find a lot of clutter on YOUR blog space. Please keep in mind that throughout today there has obviously been a form of sabotage played out, as various posts have come up in my name, as well as Mrs Meat, when it was not us. I will take full responsibilty only for the shit I speak, not the words of imposters. I look forward to catching up with everyones vile hatred tomorrow, as it is sleepy time here for me in my secret location on a continent I will no longer mention, due to the fear of 'The Family' sending their Godfather after me to kick my ass.
Much love, peace, brown rice and mung beans, and may your day be filled with love!
And as Simon Townsend once said "The world really is wonderful'!
Goodnight beautiful ones

FUCKERS!

Jeez, busy morning / night Cookie????

Okay I can clock out now, the day shift has arrived!

Catch ya on the flipside 67ers!

C - Do you ever sleep? You are a true Darksider!! This place is making me sick, just reading through all the crap that was posted since the rest of the darkside left. Turds!!! Writing poems about chickens, WHO GIVES A SHIT!! OH Dave, OH Dave, I'm writing you this letter just because I know you are reading this, your the greatest man ............ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING FREAKS!!! DAVES NOT HERE!! DUH!!!

Sorry was enjoying alittle of the Cookie/Meat/Cockface saga!!! Tickled me silly!!! Slept great thanks, but my little freak is always up with the sun, and gotta get the phones turned on so everyone whos washer "just died" overnight can call with their stupidity!!! (OK so I'm not much for customer service!!)

Hey Dave,
It didn’t take much to realize that Lukas Rossi was star frontman material from the first moment he rocked that stage!!!
As the weeks went on, anyone with half a clue could see that he can commandeer audience attention simply by being, as a true frontman should.
His genius at arranging certainly stood out and gave him an unreachable advantage over his peers. Having an excellent, rich, rock voice just cinched the deal.
Talented fellow, hope he goes far, he certainly appears destined for it.

The worst was yesterday, when I had to call a customer to set up an install and she had freakin' Madonna, Lucky Star for a ringback tone...I almost puked...Good thing I got her V/M, I don't think I could have been very professional after that!!!

Scott is walkssoftly you??? The timing on that was just scary....

Luckass needs to pull the cock out of his mouth so we may better understand what he's trying to spit out when he attempts to sing. He reminds me of a cross between a warewolf, a skunk, and the hambugular!! HE SUCKS!!

C - No that was not me, I would have thrown in a turd or a fuck in there. Come on you know me!!

Oh I know...it was just SUCH good timing!!!

Don't forget the Keebler Elf!!

Gooood Morning, D & Fam!
Since there is an abundance of posts here in this thread, I don't think a long one will really make much difference.
Close your eyes...And go back...
....Before the Internet or PC or the MAC......
....Before semi-automatics and crack....
....Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari...
....Before cell phones, CD's, DVD's, voicemail and e-mail....
....way back....
....way.....way.....way back.....
I'm talkin' bout hide and seek at dusk
Red light, Green light
Red Rover....Red Rover.....
Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first...no...second...no...third
Streetlight came on
Ring around the Rosie
London Bridge
Hot potato
Hop Scotch
Jump rope
Duck....duck....GOOSE!!!
YOU'RE IT!!
Parents stood on the front porch and yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones
Mother May I?
Hula Hoops
Seeing shapes in the clouds
Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open
The sound of crickets
Running through the sprinkler
Happy Meals
Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom
Cracker jacks with the same thing
Ice pops with 2 sticks you could break and share with a friend
...but wait.....there's more....
Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons
Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man,
Schoolhouse Rock
Watchin' Sunday morning oldies (Abbott & Costello, Three Stooges)
Wonder Woman & Super Man Underoos
FONZIE.....AYYYYYYYY
Playing Dukes of Hazard
Catchin' lightning bugs in a jar
Christmas morning
Your first day of school
Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses
Climbing trees
Swinging as high as you could to try and reach the sky
Getting an Ice Cream off the Good Humor Truck
A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers
Jumpin' down the steps
Jumpin' on the bed
Pillow fights
Sleep-overs
A 13" black and white TV in your room meant you were RICH
Runnin' till you were out of breath
Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt
Being tired from PLAYING
WORK: meant taking out the garbage or doing the dishes
Your first crush
Your first kiss (I mean the one that you kept your mouth CLOSED and your eyes OPEN
Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7UP" or hangman" in
The classroom, Remember that?
Oh, I'm not finished yet....
Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer
So was a swig from the hose
Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school
Class Field Trips with soggy sandwiches
When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there
When a quarter seemed like a fair allowance;
and another quarter a MIRACLE
When ANY parent could discipline ANY kid, or feed him, or use him
to carry groceries...And nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were COOL
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to
the fate that awaited you at home.
Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of
drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc.
Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of
us are still afraid of em!
Didn't that feel good? Just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember
that!"
Well, let's keep going!!
Let's go back to the time when...
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo"
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
"Race issues" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening
It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.
Being old, referred to anyone over 20. (CRAP! I'm officially old!)
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
Nobody was prettier than Mom
Scrapes and bruises were kissed by mom or grandma and made better
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.
Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.
Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.
Water balloons were the ultimate, ultimate weapon.
Older siblings were your worst tormentors, but also your fiercest protector
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!
Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life......including flame fights on the internet...

Have a great day, everyone!

Love,
Sue

WOW Sue that one was even longer than any of RT's posts!!! He may get envious!!! haha

3 cups penne pasta, cooked, drained and cooled
4 medium tomatoes, chopped (about 4 cups)
12 slices OSCAR MAYER Hard Salami, chopped
1 cup KRAFT Natural Mozzarella Cheese Crumbles
1/2 cup chopped fresh basil
1/2 cup KRAFT 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese
1/2 cup KRAFT Roasted Red Pepper Italian with Parmesan Dressing

TOSS all ingredients in large bowl.
COVER and refrigerate at least 1 hour to blend flavors.

KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS

Substitute
Prepare as directed, substituting 3 oz. OSCAR MAYER Pepperoni for the salami.

Serving Suggestion
This dish is also great served hot. Just toss the hot cooked pasta with the remaining ingredients. Serve immediately.

As I set here just looking thru with my hand between my ball and ass, It cums to me Don’t let thou dark siders get the rest of us down. Lukas is our hero its not every day a homo like the rest of us how lick Lukas I mean like. (Dame my keys just got sticky) He is our hero so pleas don’t make fun.

1 cup flour
1 cup old-fashioned or quick-cooking oats
1/2 tsp. baking soda
1/2 tsp. CALUMET Baking Powder
1/4 tsp. salt
1/2 cup granulated sugar
1/2 cup firmly packed brown sugar
1/2 cup (1 stick) margarine, softened
1/2 cup peanut butter
1 egg
1-1/2 tsp. vanilla
6 squares BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Baking Chocolate, coarsely chopped

PREHEAT oven to 375°F. Mix flour, oats, baking soda, baking powder and salt; set aside.
BEAT sugars, margarine and peanut butter in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add egg and vanilla; mix well. Gradually add flour mixture, mixing until well blended after each addition. Stir in chopped chocolate. Drop heaping tablespoonfuls of dough, 2 inches apart, onto ungreased baking sheets.
BAKE 10 to 12 min. or until lightly browned. Cool 1 min.; remove from baking sheets to wire racks. Cool completely.

KRAFT KITCHENS TIPS

Great Substitute
Substitute 1 cup BAKER'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chunks for the chopped chocolate squares.

Sue I do remember most of those, showing my age...Good Morning C, morning Sue......

Bratty

benadryl doesn't work anymore for my freak. I only endorse GETTHEFUCKOUTTAHEREYOUFUCKINGASSHOLES. Comes in pill or easy to swallow liquid.

www.getthefuckouttaherepill.com

seriously though mrs meat if you give your kid pills you should be turned in

I need to explain why I am the way I am.

See I was born a hermaphrodite. You know born with both male and female genitalia. My parents decided which one to keep and which one to remove. I think they removed the wrong set.

And I have been a angry person ever since.

C, it doesn't?

Shit. Too late.
Ok got to run, my government check arrived and I need to restock my beer and cigarettes.

NOT ME MEAT - HIJACKED AGAIN!!!

HAHA I just read it - I was actually gonna say something like that earlier - Guess someone was reading my sick demented mind!!!!

Hater - DON:T SURPRESS THE HATE!!!

Yeah right C--you're just like the others hiding behind a keyboard. Why don't you REALLY come out. Don't act like someone hijacked your name just because I called you on your bullshit.

whoa, bunch of passive agressive personalities bouncing around today I cant tell who is who but all of you are a bunch of asses. your probably all the same sad person anyway

Dave..you reading most this shit? Amazing! I refreshed my page and whoa..60 something more comments popped up! I don't care if the "haters" think I'm a ball sniffer 'cause I love ya for having this site and all that ya do! I must admit...I've wasted over an hour reading almost all the comments and have to say "very entertaining", even the hateful ones...except the ones where that Paul guy is picking on a high school kid's poem and the other ones telling you to go back on drugs..that just plain old sucks!
well must get to work...enough is enough.
michelle n.

Damn, even when I try to be nice and leave you davenese speaking cheeba chuckers alone I'm still in your thoughts!!!!! But to whoever took my name I got to give credit where it's due. That was pretty damn funny. Couldn't have done better myself.C- whats going on. Seems to me It's gotten to the point where they can't live without the darkside. They have all been corrupted and their HATE IS STARTING TO SHOW.

It's a hate epidemic....or maybe more like a bad addiction, you HATE yourself for it, and you know it's gonna kill ya...But you just gotta have the next fix!!!

Here's a hermaphrodite support group for you justanotherhater

if you need to talk, I am here because I am a MEMBER.
as in tool. thats how i gave birth, conceived on my own so thats why i call my kid a freak. chip off the old block

dmoz.org/Society/Transgendered/Intersexed/Support_Groups

Thanks C. Someday I will get past all this an accept myself for what I truely am.

Maybe that's why I am so jealous of Dave.

They are all Darkside wannabe mother fuckers. News Flash .......... If you like Luckass your not on the DARKSIDE!! YOUR ON THE TONE DEATH SIDE. I'VE HEARD BETTER SOUNDS COMING OUT OF MY ASS THEN SN & SKUNKBOY!! GO HIGHJACK SOMEONE ELSES IDENTITY AND GET A LIFE YOU TURDS!! LICK MY BALLS!!!

Scott - I second that notion!!! Hijacker seems to know alot about hermaphrodites...wonder why that could be - GO FUCK YURSELF HERMIE!

I agree with you Scott, Lukas and Supernova suck nuts!! Dave is a big fucking homo also.

Hi Dave, I'm writing to you because I know your reading all these lovely posts. You know, the ones that everyone is kissing your ass and licking your balls. I can't wait to see you when you come around our town on tour. I want to......... blah blah blah!!! GUESS WHAT PEOPLE?

DAVES NOT HERE!!!

What is whorg with this tone deaf gender confused people the shit that they say.

Michelle n. I put a album out want to sniff my balls come on its pretty good stuff. I would not lead you a stray.

Dave has forsaken you all!!!! He has left you with us. All your crys of Make the bad man stop have fallen on def ears. When it's gotten to the point that you're self destructing your own blog all hope is lost. THE DARKSIDE HAS CRUSHED YOU. Ya TURDS!!!!!!!

What is wrong with you dark side haters? Can you just leave it alone already!! Justanotherhater, C, Scott, haha and the rest of you pieces of shit!

C-don't bother agreeing with me--its no use you'll never be a darksider you wannabe nonmothering hermie.

THE REAL SCOTT

It's that time again.....Lukas Rossi is a musical genius with more talent and passion than any of you could dream for in this lifetime. HAH!

Oh JackOff, I tried to leave you alone, But once again one of your kind had to bring me back in. DAve can't save you, Suckass cant save you, Hell Oprah can't save you. Just surrender and admit defeat you ball sniffing cheeba chuckers!!!!!!!

The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE!

How Budweiser handled those

who laughed at those

who died on the 11th of September,

2001...Thought you might like to know

what happened in a little town north

of Bakersfield, California.

After you finish reading

his, please forward

his story on to others so that our

nation and people around the world

will know about those who laughed when

they found out about the tragic

events in New York, Pennsylvania, and

the Pentagon.

On September 11th, a

Budweiser employee was

making a delivery to a convenience

store in a California town named

McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that

had occurred

in New York when he

entered the business to find the two

Arabs, who owned the business,

whooping and hollering to show their

approval and support of this

treacherous attack.

The Budweiser employee went

to his truck, called

his boss and told him of the very

upsetting event! He didn't feel he

could be in that store with those

horrible people. His boss asked him,

"Do you think you could go in there

long enough to pull every Budweiser

product and item our beverage company

sells there? We'll never deliver

to them again." The employee walked

in, proceeded to pull every single

product his beverage company provided

and left with an incredible grin

on his face. He told them never to

bother to call for a delivery again.

Budweiser happens to be the beer of

choice for that community. Just

letting you know how Kern County

handled this situation.

And Now The Rest Of The

Story:

It seems that

the Bud driver

and the Pepsi man

are neighbors. Bud called Pepsi and

told him. Pepsi called his boss who

told him to pull all Pepsi products as

well!!! That would include Frito

Lay, etc. Furthermore, word spread and

all vendors followed suit! At

last report, the store was closed

indefinitely. Good old American

Passive-Aggressive A$$ Whoopin!

GO HATERS!!!!!

INXS got dropped from their label.....

Thanks Dave for getting Lukas on your show. I've enjoyed Lukas and his music since the first time I saw him on Road to Rockstar in Canada. I also like the new Supernova tracks. The tour is going to be great.

I just skimmed the above posts and WTF?!? If you're not a fan of the artists then why the heck are you on the artist site...do you not have a life...damn I can barely keep up with my schedule as it is...I would never take the time to go to a site that I hate just to add some inane comments...I only comment on the ones I like to support...WTF?

and another thing how old are you haters?!? I'm 20 and a guy and don't even act like that...music is music, you either like it or you don't, it's not like the are curing cancer...

Mike - Thats the problem they are the cancer, and there is no cure.

Dave, let's try and implore some reasoning...

You're doing TPC, CF, SRL, RS/SN (all of which suck by the way) and for what - fame and fortune? Look at Pete Dougherty. The guy's been in the headlines now for the better part of two years and he hasn't had to lift a finger. All because of the junk... No gigs, no records. All you have to do is get high, miss a few shows, get arrested once a month, use your rig to squirt blood on a reporter - easy money!

Plus, check out how his bitch keeps running back to him! The top model in world and she can't resist fixing the bad boy. You on the otherhand are about as dangerous a kitten. Hell, Britaney Spears is edgier than you! No wonder Carmin kicked you to the curb...

Come on dude, heroin is where it's at. You know it, I know it, the whole freekin world knows it.

Plus, because Layne Staley died there is a surplus - making the price of smack cheaper than ever!

Get on it amigo.

HS

SN & SKUNKBOY THAT IS!!

HS - WELCOME TO THE DARKSIDE!! WE LOVE YOU!!

So Mike since you only respond to posts you support you must support ours. Thanks for all the support YA JOCKSTRAP!!!!!!!!!!!

It all good now. My new supply of Zoloft arrived.

Oh cool.
I'm not the only Darksider on meds!

Hijack - It seems that you so enjoy our commentary, you feel the need to use our names and keep it going....Thanks for caring SHITHEAD, but why do you grow a cock and get yur own life!!!!

All we need now is our little ED pill!!

Oh yes - that little stiff dick pill would do nicely about now!!!

yea C you AND your kid are on meds now

It's time............

"Don’t you see how the world makes fun of you,
and the stars fall on the wish that you made
There’s a friend by your side, it’s nothing
makes you see, think of it, what a shame"
(Honeysucker)

"You push and pull from none to full
it’s beautiful and I love it so
You burn right through your shame
to escape the mess you made
You see we fall so far some times, yeah it’s painful
We’re still the perfect few"
(I Will Burn)

"She waits for me
by the rocks where the water breaks
‘Cause in the drug I’ve been too bad
but not so far as to put an end to me
‘Cause at the bottom of the sea lie all the lost souls
It’s where they all sleep, it’s where they go"
(Riddled)

"Gentle and sweet melody has you all over me
Purple and blue covers you
‘Cause in my life there’s only two
Splashing into these tears of mine
you send me in disgrace"
(My World)

"I wanted nothing more than making echoes with you
Electric mother makes me feel I’m headed for you
I’m always feeling that I’m dreaming, wonder if you
could take me somewhere out there we’ll go trippin’ for two"
(Bored and Gorgeous)

"Everywhere that I go without you
Your picture stares from the wall, I feel you
A grain of sand in my hand falls to earth
The serenade of my days spent alone"
(Wherever I Am Going)

"All I want to say
is you’re the sattellite in my life
You don’t have to lie
You don’t have to cry anymore
Lost inside your eyes
The vision never dies
Oh just take my hand
or float and never land"
(Headspin)

"Giving into softly and sorrows
You can be the one who brings me to go
I can walk softly between your eyes,
I can be the one who knows your game
only for this life’s cut bandage
I can’t be put to sleep without it
I know you won’t forget me tomorrow
‘Cause I am not this world uncovered
You are not this dream, discovered
I will not be the one to warm your bed"
(Trust Me)

"It’s hard when all the trust is gone
I traded heart and soul
it drained the life, it blinds my eyes
to make it all seem right
It’s hard when all the trust is gone
I traded heart and soul
Divide the line that lies inside"
(Neverdayz)

Boring walksoftly...... zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz

SUE!!!

I remember know that email! It's about being a child in the 70's/80's...awesome huh?

Love ya girl.

Maybe to you Scott.....maybe to you...

me too! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Helloooooo is anyone home?? What is up? It is going on two days with no new post from Dave. He must be on vacation. He deserves it. I am anxious to find out the TPC tour dates (the ones without RS:SN).

Love to all.............

good, you're asleep...definitely the desired outcome

yeah, Junie--good times! That email made me smile so I thought I'd share it--I'll bet everyone on this board can identify with at least part of it.

Love you to!

~Sue

whoa, typo. Too, not to.

Dave's not here, man!!!

It tacks a big puss to act like some one else . If your are bad ass is going to say it say it in your name.
Or you can be a little pussy all your life.
Bring it vigina Man

It tacks a big puss to act like some one else . If your are bad ass is going to say it say it in your name.
Or you can be a little pussy all your life.
Bring it vigina Man

Sue - you are allowed to typo on here...its ok to mak mistkes...

sue....i remember too.....thankx 4 the walk down memory lane....

About the Budweiser story:

It's a hoax, you gullible moron! All it takes is a few seconds on the web to find out the story's not true (don't you have a few seconds to spare, jerk? sure seems like it to me...)

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbudweiser.htm

Now before you start a boycott of Dunkin' Donuts too, read this:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bldd-boycott.htm

Reality check, kiddo: there is no Santa Claus, and Scooby-Doo is a cartoon/movie character. He's not coming to your birthday party, so stop begging your mother ("please, mommy, pretty please, I WANT SCOOBY! SCOOOOOO - BEEEEEE !!")

And your mom is NOT going to bake you this cake for your birthday (http://www.thecakefairy.co.uk/pages/mysterymachinepage.html)
She said so to the garbage men after they banged her (I was there, taking pictures - wanna see them?)

BTW, why do you post pictures of your room on the Web?

http://www.modellbahnott.com/roomdecs/scoobydoo.html

I found you something more up your alley to waste your time (this goes for your kintergarden buddies of the 'darkside' too):

http://www.coloring-page.net/scooby-doo.html

With practice, you should be able not to color over the lines in no time!

D.V.
The real deal!

Bwaaaahhh! good one Dork Vader

Just saw on the news that they caught the fucking wackjob who stole a baby and slashed the mothers throat - there is just NO punishment harsh enough, I don't care how many miscarriages she had before this...

I just want to say hi Dave!!! I love you and your tatto's, you are so awesome. I know your reading this right now and thinking what a stupid bitch for wasting their time kissing my hairy ass. And the fact that we are just pathetic losers and turds.

Dork - I think ehough of our time was wasted on that post, thanks though.

Are any of you from L.A.?

INXS got dropped from their label.....

Posted by: Alex at September 20, 2006 07:42 AM

According to what I have read they didn't get dropped - they are parting ways which does not indicate which side initiated what. Could be mutual. And it is only from EPIC, their US label. They are still with Sony/BMG in Australia.

Hey Dork Licker - You are a funny turd now aren't ya. Check this out
http://www.Iamafuckingdorklicker.com

C- Yes, it's a lot of reading and links to explore...I can almost picture you crouching over your laptop, in a darkened corner, loathing to venture past the comfort of this insipid little blog world wherein you feel validated by posting your dark, dry wit.

Dorkface - Santa Claus is real dumbass!!

boo hoo, walks...my darkened corner is full of fucking rain right now...where'd the sun go??? Go write us some more of your boring poetry, I could use another good laugh!!

it wasn't my poetry!

those were partial lyrics, excerpted from some pretty good songs I know

Dork - Are'nt you the witty one! If you're so intellegent, then answer me this.

Question: Why did the chicken cross the street?

Answer: To front Supernova. YA TURD!!

do you recognize any of them...

Then go plagiarize some more huh?

Walksoftly - Does your name really mean ... Hi I write stupid poems that are shit, so walk softly or you will end up in a pile of SHIT!! ...... YA TURD!!

Why did the skunk cross the street????

He was stapled to the chickens head!!!!

There is almost as much hate and negativity here as there is on a Rollins Band cd,almost,but not quite,HAHAHAHA

I'm not plagerizing anything....I placed the song titles below the lyric.......author is Lukas Rossi.
With so much time on your hands you should download a few and check it out.....

Good one C. Go DARKSIDE!!

They sucked enough just reading them... thanks anyway.

Walksoftly - Does your name really mean ... Hi I write stupid poems that are shit, so walk softly or you will end up in a pile of SHIT!! ...... YA TURD!!

Scott, your intelligence blinds me...and that's a good thing...a little glimmer of light in this dark world

You go girl.

"Dork - I think ehough of our time was wasted on that post, thanks though."
Posted by: C- at September 20, 2006 09:00 AM

Is that wishful thinking, or are you finally coming to your senses?

Don't patronize me, woman. I eat Jedis for breakfast, so you think a trailer-park whore with a crackhead baby is going to intimidate me?

BTW, I like the way you stand up for your buddy Scott, since he doesn't seem to be able to defend himself without shitting all over (they sell diapers for that, you know)

Don't like poetry? It's too bad, I had this one for you:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Milkman's in your bed
Waitin' to bang you

(I got more like that: just replace milkman with plumber, cable guy, football team, or any other to your liking)

Vader rules!

walksoftly - thanks:)

Scott, Hater, Fellow Darkies - Walks does bring up a point though... there must be a Suckass Possi site somewhere to spread the Hate too!!!! Now that might be fun!!

Hey Dorkboy -
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I fucked your mom,
and your sister too

Of course, there are many, many....but I'll never tell....you would probably spontaneously combust if you left this blog though

C - Dorkboy & walkabout might make a really good couple. I see some real potential there for them, what do you think. A couple of real losers!!!

now it's time for this softy. uuuurrrrrrrrrrrgggghhh, rrrrrrrrr ooooooooooohhhhhhhh ruuuuuuuugggggggghhhh!!!

thats Suckass rossi singing those same lyrics

Sorry Vader, I prefer to continue callin you Dork!! Actually, its the Appliance repair man in my bed waiting as I sit, gazing out my window at the lake and reply to your nonsense. You just tickle me YA TURD!!!

Once again, are ANY of you from the L.A. AREA??

Yeah justanotherhater.... Scooooby doooooooobie doooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Junebug - Piss off!!

"Dorkface - Santa Claus is real dumbass!!"
Posted by: Scott at September 20, 2006 09:06 AM

Yeah, well he's a good buddy of mine, here in La-La Land, and whatever I ask he'll do, so you're going to be getting that Scooby-Doo Ass-Kicking Playset for X-Mas.

Nah, we're going to give it to you RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

A little trick to make sure you 'darksiders' get your "pwesents" at Christmas: mail your letter to Santa Claus, not to Claus Barbie. The guy 's been dead for 15 years.

Naughty kids.

Join the Dorkside!

Vader

Not I Junebug, don't know if that was directed here or not...sorry if not.

Dorkside - The name says it all. Stick a dork in him he's done!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA - the fucking Dorkside - I love it!!! How fitting!!!

Dork Quiz

1. Are you slow at getting jokes?
a) Nah, I usually get 'em right away.
b) Most of the time. Noone will explain them to me anymore.
c) Actually, I don't think most jokes are very funny.

2. When you do get them, do you laugh strangely?
a) No.
b) Yeah.
c) I don't laugh.

3. Have you ever tripped over a smooth sidewalk?
a) Once or twice.
b) If I'm not paying attention.
c) No. I never look up from the sidewalk.

4. ...While you were making eye contact with someone attractive?
a) No, I try not to be a dumbass.
b) Rather often, actually.
c) Eye contact?

5. What do your friends think of you?
a) That I'm a pretty cool person.
b) That I'm weird, but in a good way.
c) Friends?

6. Does your clothing match right now?
a) Of course.
b) Kind of.
c) My computer doesn't care, so why should I?

7. Do you go out on Friday and Saturday nights?
a) Almost always.
b) Sometimes.
c) No, the library closes at 5.

8. Can you do dialogue along with the Holy Grail?
a) The what?
b) Can and do.
c) I don't watch movies.

9. Who do you most closely identify with?
a) Kermit.
b) Gonzo.
c) Scooter.

10. How do you react if someone refers to you as 'strange'?
a) I'm a little insulted.
b) I take it as a compliment.
c) I ignore them and resume work.

11. Do you have a web page?
a) No.
b) Yes.
c) No, I have real work to do.

12. How do you react when you meet somebody's kids?
a) I pat them on the head and say hi.
b) We'll usually engage in an ugly-face contest.
c) I avoid children.

Scoring...
Mostly A's
Mostly B's
Mostly C's

Anal inVader, why don't you get your good buddy santa claus to bend over, take a dump in your hand. Then the two of you can shine it up real nice, put a pretty red bow on it. And then you know what you've got? Thats right you've got shit all over your hands.......dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

darkside heathen folk, stop the bickering, it's bland and nowhere near your true posting potential

Fuck you, Scott, I bet if you were from around here, you wouldn't even dare show your face, bit shittalker.

Why all calling these people haters?

Just call em' what they really are.Jealous little pricks.

Hey FUCK YOU WE WIN !

Scott, now that's a post! although it waned toward the end, your posting potential is shining through, A for effort

But he's not from around there Junebug. so why does it matter if he'll show his face around there or not?

Yeah, you definately win, cause I am soooooooo jealous of you. You know what the prize is??? A BIG FUCKING TURD!!!! congrats dumbass!

http://panicasylum.thepanicchannel.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=142&d=1158769175

Yes, it's time to upset the haters again....YAY LUKAS, you talented, gorgeous, sexy thing you, YOU WON!!!!YAY!!!

A link for anyone interested in the psychology of internet flaming:

http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/badboys.html#DontArgue

"Actually, its the Appliance repair man in my bed waiting as I sit"
Posted by: C- at September 20, 2006 09:27 AM

Yeah, I forgot, Bill told me he'd stop by your place one last time before his 11 AM appointment. Has to see his doctor, got a case of cooties.

Kids, I like it when you 'copy-paste' whatever dirt people throw at you and just add/replace 'turd' and 'suck'. Takes a lot of brains of that. Let me see: 1, 2, yeah, that's THREE brains.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to my 'Emperor of Hades' job. So why don't you go punch in your card at Blockbusters before you're late for work?

Hugs and kisses,

Vader

Bet if someone called him out or any of you other shittalkers, you guys would run and hide behind your mamas' skirts..

walkingsofty we are upset all the time thats why we are haters........ya dumbass!!!!!!!!1

Junebug Junebug I crush with my hands,
Junebug Junebug you have no taste in bands,
Junebug Junebug I wish you would fly away,
Junebug Junebug you really must be gay.

They don't have mamma's, most of 'em just crawled out from under rocks.

Oops! I forgot. Before I go:

"Lukas, I am your father"

Dorkie V.

And quit this fucking ridiculous "darksiders" thing. It really is quite pathetic.

Dorky - My cooties are yur cooties. And only copy/paste I've seen is yours......yur right takes alot of brains.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! I'm shaking under your mamas skirt junebug ya big internet tough guy you!

P.S she does really seem to like it when I shake like this though!!!!

You know what it is, RP? Inbreeding, their mamas and papas are probably cousins or something..

Oh well gee, you only had to ask us to quit...She told us boys I guess we should go..............

"walkingsofty we are upset all the time thats why we are haters........ya dumbass!!!!!!!!1"

justanotherhater...I'm realizing that...and it gives me a very peaceful, loving feeling inside....to know I'm not like you, ...long live the light

Dave....have you seen this??????

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,1874823,00.html

http://www.slate.com/id/2149326

uhoh the witty insulters are back...ouch, ouch & ouch.

Fucking retards!! Let me take a stab at this one. Let's see if I can get this one right.
Junebug - is an unemployed lazy fat bitch weighing in at about 287 lbs.
Dorkboy - Is a cross dresser from LA, who's parents disowned him when he was 15.
Crybabyloser - Is a child molester lurking on the internet posts for his next victim.

TURDS!!!!

Oh, c'mon, I think we all know their mammas and papas were brothers and sisters in a small house with not enough beds.

I'm trying to decide presently whether it's the age range that has swooped (and that's no disrespect to our babies - who know who they are) or just the level of intelligence.

I'm wondering whether these little dweebs ever took a real punch!

You are right C- we should go.
Excuse me junebugs mama, can you please unwrap your legs from my head? I know you like the shaking But junebug wants us to leave.

C'mon then Scott - give me your best shot and then I'll fuck off and give you absolutely no satisfaction for wasting your time making a twat of yourself.

Dear Scott,

I took your 'dork test'. I got a C minus. Looks like I'm a perfect fit for you guys. Are you recruiting? I'm good at making fucked-up babies, I can rhyme like no other, and Brittney says it's OK for me to join you.

Please please please please.

Your bestest friend,

Kevin Federline

FIGHTING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE RUNNING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS. EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU'RE STILL RETARDED.

I APPLAUD YOU ALL!

Actually, sweetheart, I'm happily employed and 1/2 of that, you must be looking at yourself in the mirror, while reading here and jacking off, cuz it's probably all that you can get..

Reckless Princess will you please just go back to cutting yourself or what ever it is you do and let the grown ups play. Adult swim all the kids out of the pool for 15 min.

Juney I heart you
x

(sorry I know I shouldn't feed the fire but it's just too much fun!)

What a minute ........... oooooooooohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh oooooo yeahahhhhhhhhhh

I am flattered by anything that insinuates I'm a youngster these days...

That was me wanking off in all of your kiss ass faces.

It is huh, RP? ;)
I have a few hours to kill today before I go roll up and meet my homies!
http://panicasylum.thepanicchannel.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=142&d=1158769175

I could see the little people running... heh.

I forgot to mention that I'm the biggest Scooby-Doo fan EVER!!! I even style myself after Shaggy, if you've ever noticed.

NOW can I join the DarkSide?

Yours in anticipation,

K-Fed

Is that what you were doing? I thought you were peeling a worm

Hey justanotherhater,
I got one for ya:)

Question: What were the lyrics that Luckass sang with superwhoever's songs?

Answer: I don't know he needs to pull the cock out of his mouth so we may better understand him.

I can see now that my work here is done.

Scott - you and I managed to ruin this place in less than 24 hours!

That was you, Scott? You must be too little cuz it didn't reach!

I see the darkside just keeps getting stronger!! Welcome hommies!!

Don't go, don't go...

There is just no stopping it....GIVE IN, GIVE IN!!!

Junebg, You couldn't tell it was scott? how many guy's are wanking in your face?......dirty, dirty whore!!!!!!!!1

When you say "ruin" Paul, what do you mean exactly?

How do you feel about that?

Recklessprincess - or is it rectumprincess?

junebug...RP....if i was the mother of these childish assholes...i think i would've had an abortion a long time ago....snicker

FUCK THE HATERS!

George Bush and cronies have besotted America with despotism...
So let's all take the high road to sedition!!!

Flattered you remembered, but I think it was "Rectum Pincers" which is good! If I have rectum pincers at least I'm safe.

Unc. We heart you too!

"Intelligent people don't hang out in Dave Navarro's website and post ball licking comments."

Why would you state that these to acts oppose each other?

How old are you heart loving bitches?

"Intelligent people don't hang out in Dave Navarro's website and post ball licking comments."

Why would you state that these two acts oppose each other?

Nobody else wanking in my face, I just heard someone squealing like a stuck pig...

Wait til these guys stick him!

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m197/Ejunebug68_2006/brownside2.jpg

How old do you want us to be?

You know what it was, UC? Their mothers were too fucked up to remember if they went thru with it or not!

I would just like to say to everyone I've offended over the past few days, that I'm sorry for being so honest. That's just the way I am.......Does that sound familiar in your pathetic losers reality rock show. You all are worthy of one another. Hope you all enjoy licking each others ass's. Good day.

Oh, what you mean like "born in a public toilet" types?

asses, not ass's

HAHAHA GOOD ONE JUNIE AND RP....^5
ROFLMMFAO!

Okay, so sorry ASSES!! ARses, Asess, Ass s, Ass's.

Who really gives a flying fuck, ya stupid turds!!

Dave, can you believe the trash we are all subjected to in this blog. I think you should shut it down, along with your whole pathetic website!!! Then these ass kissing, turd sniffing losers would have to go wank off each other and UC13 could be the pivot man.

high-fivin' back, UC!

To whoever at www.6767.com sent the semen sample to be analyzed:

The results are in.

Sample color: light pink
Sample quantity: 0.75 ml (2 drops)
Count of living spermatozoa: 3
Probability of reproduction: 0.00000000000006767 %
Toxic scan: traces of fecal matter, Kool-Aid and worm juice
Does sample carry diseases: yes
List: cooties, mental illness, poor grammar

Notes:
First test revealed sample to be cherry-flavored yogurt.
Upon further testing, sample was relealed to be completely sterile.

Considering the poor quality of this sample, it is the opinion of all in this department that society is better off without whoever is generating such a lousy genetic code.

Therefore, we recommend that the animal producing this goo be executed ASAP.

See, this is what happens when you miss school and spend all day on the interweb. I would imagine some species of birds give a flying fuck, you can probably find it somewhere on YouTube

Weeeee High five!! Ohhhhh slap me some skin. Up high, down low, ooooooops too slow!!

But Scott, didn't you know? We were already all doing each other! Don't be jealous!

To clarify, I was not a RS:SN fan..

Yeah Dave, close it down son! I mean it's not like you have any loyal fans or anything, is it?
Maybe take up origami, or knitting instead.

Junie, do that thing I like... ...oh go on, please.

Ass, ass, ass..

Turd, turd, turd...

Sperm, sperm, sperm...

Keep up the great work, Scott. We're finally getting somewhere!

Regards,

your Spelling Bee teacher.

Suey - Kiss my ass ass ass, eat a turd turd turd, and swallow some sperm sperm sperm, you freaky librarian chick!!

i can handle bein the pivot man scott....at least im gettin sum...which is more than i can say for you...i bet in real life girls wont even give you the time of day...thats why you spend all your free time 24/7 in here spewing your monotonous drivel.....OOOOH HE CALLED ME A TURD FOR THE UMTEENTH TIME...OH NO PLEASE DONT HURT MY FEELINGS MR. BAD MAN!....u know every time u call someone a turd...all i can think of is stans bitchy sister shelley on southpark..with the lisp and braces....she thinks shes so clever with the witty reparte' by her use of the word turd....
get a new word...get a life.....get a clue....
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU! now be a good lil momma's boy and go play in traffic...leave the blogging to the grownups...

I'm right there, baby....uummm

Hey Scott, so how's it going in here????

theres really no need for dave to shut down the blog over 3-4 assholes....i know for a fact that he can easilly block individual IP addresses if he really wanted to....lets just try to get him to block the darkside haters so our peaceful dave lovin blog can resume normalcy

Awwwwwww Yeah...

(Sorry Unc. that Awww yeah was for Juney - but I get what you mean, wouldn't it be nice to lay up the old table with all the best china and the shiney cutlery and a proper high tea with real victoria sponge, without all these Magpies stealing all the sandwiches)

ummm.. yeah great idea let's ask Dave to censor his website and make it more suitable for kids everywhere, then he can censor his radio show and quit saying FUCK all the time...Well hell we might as wee add some commercials and make it as shitty as what we hear on the radio!!!

I wud spell better if I was able to gratuate the 5th grade.

I knew you were a dumbass Scott

C-man, you're not quite getting it are you? Do you need it in big letters so it's easier to understand?

Nope RP, but if you got the dick outta yur mouth I might understand you better!

At least my dick's big enough to put in my mouth.

Oops, but i forgot, YOU know Dave personally, so you must know what he likes posted to his site huh?

nicely put - RP