Nicely played.
Did you hafta search for that one or was it on a favorites list?

I saw that episode. about 4 times!! she is hysterical!!! "I am a Christian woman!!!'

Funny funny stuff!!
thanks for the laugh Dave. thanks for everything.
I could use a hug today.
feeling a little blue, thanks for the laughs,
Oh, and by the way...thanks i'm a dork

You filmed my neighbor. She's speaking in tongues and chasing out the crack whores. God, I love her.

is TPC on carson tonight or friday night, anyone know?
and that lady is pretty scary.
dave-love your going to the gym pix. reminds me of the morning you announced on here that you were jumping into the shower

big creepy bear huggz 4
))))))))))))SWEETMELIS((((((((((((

season....i think they'll be on carson friday nite

thank you...i can go to bed.

MOM!

Makes the baby cat cry, I'm telling you.

poor little girl she must be scared sick!
those tainted dark sided stuff!
I love how she says "get the HELL out of my house in Jesus name we pray"

crazy maniac...but hey i was a Moonie for 12 years so im crazy too...

UC you're right, TPC is on tomorrow night...So nighty night season.

However, tonight is Tom Green on Carson Daily.

Night all :)

Holy hell. That was so freekin.....appropriate. haha. BTW, "EAT A DICK" shirts are on order.

Love to the family (in Jesus' name),
Bonita

Love the gym pic. Bigfoot & Chanel. Nice. Oh, wait, Bigfoot's the one without the purse.

Sorry! ;-)

Toby & Lukas still hanging out together, huh? I'm not quite surprised at that. Hmmmm....

Nah, I won't speculate....

EveL >:-)

OH THAT FUCKING NAILS IT!!!
You ARE God!!!
Awesome!
RT

Gargoyles and slaggets? I'm glad you're home LMFAO. Wow that was a trip. Who says Christians don't know how to have a good time? Did she have fangs?

For all you kHz fans out there that don't get their newsletters, they have been added to the regular rotation on Sirius Satellite Radio. Through their email I have been compelled to Infect the Others. Does that make me a Gargoyle? If you are a Sirius subscriber you can request your favourite kHz songs here:

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peace y'all

Brian in Calgary

GARGOYLES!!!!!! UNGODLY!!!!!!!

Dave, one word:

HALLELUJAH!

Play it again and again, people: http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/WAV_files/miscellaneous_WAV_files/hallelujah.wav

Amen to you, God of Guitar!

That, my friends, is HUMOR. Grab a pen and paper, and take notes from the Master.

Just fucking brilliant.
And all this time I was saying to myself "DAVID, DAVID, LEMA SABACHTHANI?"

You've just rekindled my faith in the human spirit. Touché!

PWNED!

All your Darkside are belong to us.

Fuck, I just can't get over this, this is so fucking hilarious!

Darksider ass, meet Dave Navarro.

I like how that can be a message to darksided unfaithful to get out of Dave's house or an example of the fevered delusional state some of the family have got into recently.

Or maybe it's just a funny clip.

While you may see some potentially derogatory, or toungue in cheek commentary in the "comments" section, turning into a rabid maniac at the idea that people might be prepared to a) poke good-natured fun; b) poke bad-natured fun; c) troll for no good reason is hardly worth it.

or for an excuse to use my favourite phrase,

FUCK THEM IF THEY CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

hahaha! yeah I saw that episode a while ago, that lady definitely has issues....
And she didn't want the money - tore up the paper that said how it was to be distributed.

CrAaZy!

(hi D-dogg!)

Thankyou Dave

I HAVE TO FORM A BAND WITH THAT WOMAN!
Can you envision the stage presence?! It doesn't take much effort to see her wildly knocking over Marshall stacks and putting her foot through the kick drum, and that's before the opening song is started!
Rock and Roll is alive and well on the double 67!
Navarro kickin' asses all over the place.
RT

Woah!

Yep, RT, she's got the 'edge' that Supernova would have been looking for. Like Dilana on a strict Dunkin' Donuts diet.

I actually see her go up the amps stack like Ryan... nah, anyone could be on top of Marshalls faster than the Dark Horse!

What do you mean, "no more Supernova jokes?"

Ah, come on Dave, I just got back here!

Dramatic and appropriate illustration of the narrow hysterical mindset of the common fanatic. Long live the free spirits who elicit (or generate) such fear! All hail... heh heh heh.

In other words -----THAT FUCKIN' ROCKED.

Reminder to self
::don't define Dave Navarro by the freaks who claim to know his wishes::

Hahahaha. Oh my God, that's great. No matter how many times i've seen that, I laugh everytime.

Bloumeister... this woman doesn't even need to run through the house system! What PROJECTION!
I would definitely want her to do a Judas Priest cover... I'm thinking 'Hell Bent For Leather'.
I wonder where I can find a left-handed 'flying v' , on short notice?
(oh, my sides hurt... way, way too funny!)

RT - question for you... was this post really done by you:

"That doesn't exempt me from being a dink once and awhile, but I'm not going to be attacking anyone.
Like I just said,
Music!
RT

Posted by: art carcass at September 21, 2006 07:33 AM"

Cuz if so, I can't understand the personal attack on Scott maybe 10 posts later. Was the later post made by someone else using your name? You talk such a good game about trying to be enlightened, but I'm not following the logic if both of those posts were by you. Help me brother!!

Hey Dave. :-) *heh* Don't make Dave get out the 'Jesus Stick,' people. 'In Jesus' name, all unclean spirits OUT!' ;-P ROTFLOL I was wondering what would be more effective than military grade "Troll-B-Gone." Now I know. ^^ "I have been heal-ed. I want to testify! This house... er... *blog*... is clean." ;-)

Ahhhhhhhhh It would appear that Dave has acknowledged the Darkside! Has he acknowledged the 'family' with a 'family' clip? I think this should be seen for what it really is, encouragement from Dave for the Darkside to get rid of the pussy assed whingers! ha I knew he was on the Darkside!

Help, this is torture! I am babysitting & have no ds fucking l ! What is the pic or clip of? Im officially begging. ty. please!

SCORE-

DARKSIDE - 1
FAMILY - 0

TOO FUCKING FUNNY DAVE!
THANKS FOR THE RECOGNITION!

Give yourselves a pat on the back people!
Even I, humble Squid, must congratulate you!
Well done!

"turning into a rabid maniac at the idea that people might be prepared to
a) poke good-natured fun;
b) poke bad-natured fun;
c) troll for no good reason
is hardly worth it"
Posted by: slutmonkey57b at September 21, 2006 10:48 PM

Wishful thinking, if you ask me.

Hundred bucks some 'dorksider' will claim victory over this.

...
...
...

"Ahhhhhhhhh It would appear that Dave has acknowledged the Darkside! Has he acknowledged the 'family' with a 'family' clip? I think this should be seen for what it really is, encouragement from Dave for the Darkside to get rid of the pussy assed whingers! ha I knew he was on the Darkside!"
Posted by: ??????????????? at September 21, 2006 11:38 PM

Fuck! I knew it.

Wasn't fast enough. Must be getting late.

Ambersowhatdousaynionow!

I get confused - is it Humble (as in Teahouse of the Spirits) or Humbolt (as in the party town)??? Anyway have a great night!

Ambersowhatdousaynionow!

Blou passed around a rumor that you are Steve Isaacs. Is that true? If so can I have your autograph? Ha ha ha ha... love this place.

WTF is a slagget? A slutty f*gg*t? Have mercy on us, Fang Lady.

Thank you for that slice of Americana, Dave. It was hilarious.

Proud to be walking on the Darkside...

"claim victory"??? Oh jeez are we in another war? FYI - Darksiders don't need to "claim victory". We DEFINE the victory, the battle, the war. Just so we're clear. Your definitions aren't relevant in this context. Thanks for your opinion though.

Teresa;
scroll upward from my post to "Scott", and you will see a list that "he" posted which asks
"is RT as intelligent as he thinks he is?"
and then
"if so, why are you reading this?"
Whether it was your buddy Scott, or someone posing as Scott, any chance to unload a little buckshot is more than justified, as self-defense and not an attack.
Hope that clears it up?
How hilarious is this post of Dave's?
Rt

Hey RT - Scott's a big boy and I'm not saying he doesn't deserve all that. But quit sucking up to Dave and "the family" by trying to look all angelic dude. By all evidence, you love to get into the typewritten swordfights as much as the next guy.

I LOVE this post - have you ever met someone like this woman? So rabid about her convictions? My mom was like that. She could rant with the best of them. May she rest in peace. ---Love to all!

Hey, Squiddly, long time no 'sea'! Heard you raised your game, buddy. Learned a little 'espanol', hombre?

Tonight we celebrate the King of Comedy. Gotta give props to The Man.

This calls for a temporary truce.

Like you said: humbled.

But you're not fooling me, Julio... or shall I call you Steve? You'll go back to your evil, twisted, manipulative self in no time.

WATCH OUT, DAVE!

STEVE ISAACS IS OUT TO GET YOU!

hey family

just wana wish you all a great day and keep it rocking!

dont do anything i wouldnt do, and if you do then name it after me!

kyle

BRILLIANT!

Ouch T!
A little cuff on the way out?
I fight squid and other worthy opponents, and only when swung upon first. (Supernova not included!)
This thread is about props to da man for showing his humor, not about taking sides or sucking up or any of that.
Have a good one,
R

Dave, you should rename this thread "What the fuck is ladylike?"

First, the fat screaming chick.

Soon, the catfights will begin.

MEOW!

Mark my words.

"Oh, and by the way...thanks i'm a dork"
Posted by: SweetMelis at September 21, 2006 09:57 PM

That's perfect, sweetie. JOIN THE 'DORKSIDE'!

oh that was fucking hilarious thanks dave

DAVE!
You're laughing now, mofo, but there's going to be sixteen hundred posts on this thread by tomorrow afternoon!

Sorry RT - just trying to get to what's real. Now I'm sounding like the woman in the video. I'm just pissed because I drank the last 2 Sierra Nevada's and the only other beer I have is a year-old Budweiser that I can't bear to taste. Guess I'll quit whining and go to bed. Kiddies get up in 6 hours and I need to be at my best.

I needed that little break from reality! Thanks!

Okay, so I hadn't had any coffee that morning, but fuck it, you didnt have to go and show my personal video to the whole world.

You will be pleased to know that I booked in for an exorcism after this was taken and the good doctor also said that I have to keep taking my medication. He also gave me a nice new shiny white coat to wear that does up in the back. Lovely.

I'm off for a nap. Dave, that was THE SHIT!!!

Dunno if I'm gonna be able to sleep, though.

Still have echoes of the fat bitch in the house.

"IN JESUS NAME I PRAY - GET OUT!!!"

Fuck, where are Father Lankester Merrin and Father Damien Karras when you need them?

(play http://www.ilovewavs.com/Holidays/Hallween/The%20Exorcist%20Music.wav)

Teresa-
no worries, and I feel for you regarding the beer... looks like the woman in the video has been opening beer with her face all day long!
(I saw that her front tooth is already up for sale on ebay)
goodnight,
RT

cool...that woman should join somekinda norwegian death metal band, she's got the pipes and the tone for sure. not to mention the right attitude as well.

Hey Meat!

You've had better days, I think.

By the looks of it, you should stay away from spandex.

And the 'dorkside'. Both stretch too much.

To Ruth and Rick, 'bonne nuit!'

To Dave, again, Kudos!

To all the others, straight form SRL, 'EAT A DICK!'

Pleasant screams,
Blou... nice to see you back and in fine form.
I knew it would take a woman with these particular "charms" to do the trick.
Have a blast, commentators.

Blou - do you think my arse looks big in spandex?

Hey Dave!

What the f*ck was that?

Peace... I think.

So after days of using different names to spread their hate it seems that art carcass and Bloumeister are being very friendly and trying to get in the good books huh? Innocent? I think not.
I wonder if they have other things in store for those who are unable to see through the facade?
Keeping friends close and enemies closer boys?

Actually, this is my mother.

Ohhhhhhh.....now I get it. Thats funny!

aahhh yessss, you are correct Guesswho... we are the vile ones arisen from the foul catacombs of deception, to spew double-speak and seduce those foolish enough to trip over a well turned phrase... darker than all of you combined, WITH you and then suddenly AGAINST you, mocking all that crawls around this filth and fragility... a smile that tricks no one... it is the game that matters, not the outcome.
only music is friend,
all else is blackened and divided.
the ever evil RT

"is TPC on carson tonight or friday night, anyone know?"

Someone probably already answered this, but TPC is on tomorrow (Friday). Which is odd I'm assuming Carson tapes two shows a day? Since Dave met Tom at the taping, and Tom was on today...points to ponder.

Hehehe Gotta love that episode!

Perfectly appropriate.
Scary lady with red eyes says it all - with such knee trembling vocal power.
And you just looked so sexy on that gym shot - how can you think that was a bad one? Worshipping at the temple of Chanel is seductive.
Happy weekend.
Silky.x.x.x

Mommy I'm Scared. The crazy lady is back.

Dave, so ya have a sick sense of humour?? Good on ya!!!!!!!!!!!

OH that was mommy?!?!

Blowmeister,

I see you've put down the chicken wings long enough to join us. Fabulous.

Soy feliz que usted tiene gusto de mi español. Sin embargo ese mensaje estaba para David. Apesadumbrado de estallar su burbuja.

Amoto quaeramus seria ludo...

Curiously, I see that someone has chosen to continue imp'ing my name. Amusing, since I have no vested interest here other than to emplore Dave to get back on the junk.

But no matter. I have other sheep amongst the flock, and my magnum opus shall be revealed soon enough.

JC

AH hahahahaha! Where'd ya find a video of them? ;-)
PERFECT Dave! That made my morning!
"Eat a dick!"

DAVE!!!!

Where did you find my home movie?

Always,
me

Dave
Thanks for the post. I needed the laugh. This lady is absolutly CRAZY!!! And a bit scarry.
I always look forward to your posts they brighten my day.

America is such a strange place, all twisted by god and homogeneous brand strategy. Music can save us. Turn off your computers kids, pick up an axe and fight like a farmer....

OH MY GOD DAVE YOU ARE SO HOT ON TV

AND I LOVE THAT EveN THOUGH YOU ARE SO GOOD AT TV - YOU DECIDED TO MAKE MUSIC AS WELL!!!!!!

i mean, haha, it's not the best music ever but at least you tried. most tv presenters just stick to tv presenting. haha losers!

What is the freaking video of ppl! It doesn't work on dial up. Gracias.

Holy Shit Dave! She makes Regan MacNeil look like she's only "slightly possessed"!

Is this what believing in God can do for you?

hey up all happy friday...

RP
x

I AM DIGGING THE JULIO CALAMARI
"the squid is laughing at you" poetry.
Creativity sleeps with evil, it seems.
I eagerly await the magnum opus,
but alas, it has been revealed.
(Dave, are you responsible for the ominous dark limo, idling beneath my Office window?)

You just have to love a dentally challenged religious zealot. Thanks for the laugh.

dave,
i prefer when you rite something.but i understand that this is personal as well.
luve, erika

Song of the day: Janes Addiction,been caught stealing.Damn i cant get it out of my head.Peace from new mexico

Well, it's about time you cleaned house. Is this lady available for weddings and kiddie parties?

GO DARKSIDE ........ HELL WE'RE FAMOUS NOW!!!
THAT VIDEO, IS THAT LUKAS' MOM? SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE, THEY SOUND IDENTICAL.

Where is the rest of my posse?

the darkside is strong know. hahahahahah

Dave, do you really think that video is going to make the darkside go away? Hey RT how about some of your intellectual insight.

Whats up dark one Scott
Need a thought of the day

Hey ya turds, looks like we need to do some more flushing. Scott, it looks like the place is dead now. Look to me like we win!

god i LOVE that, dave!!! i saw that episode on tv, and at the very end, the producers said that after she ripped up the check, she had second thoughts, and opted for the cashola!!

LAWD... thanks for the chuckle today - definitely needed it here..

love you!

...and that's why I hate Jesus freaks

Ha Ha - How's this?

Colorectal cancer is a term used to refer to cancer that develops in the colon or the rectum. The colon and rectum are parts of the digestive system, which is also called the gastrointestinal, or GI, system. The digestive system processes food for energy and rids the body of solid waste matter (fecal matter or stool).

Hey, someone said they used to be a "moonie"? He lived right next store to me back in New York. Interesting people......

Be well.

VioletWordsmith

QUIT HIJACKIN', SHITHEAD!!!

(fecal matter or stool). you must be Referring to Lukas .HAHAHAHAHA

Guess that one could go either way, which could also be the whole point of it!

I would like to thank the members of the "family". I have gotten so much knowledge of the people we are up against interacting with you all over the last week or so over a your asylum site. Rule #1 know your enemy.

C - Is that really you? Hard to tell these days. This place should really consider changing it's name to the Darkside!!

Hey Scott;
If that was you and not a hi-jacker I slammed yesterday, my apology. Some intellectual insight? haha... this one is a no-brainer;
Dave has to protect his fan base, and many of these ladies have been here a long time, posting relatively innocent and positive comments, most of which involve visual perception and Mr. Navarro being above the national average in the physical attractiveness quotient.
Dave also can't have his own blog stolen from under his nose by wanna be comedians (guilty!) and/or people with boring jobs and/or too much time on their hands (I'm busy but guilty of insomnia)... but he walks a fine line with this issue.
He would be making a rash judgement to come down hard, HAMMER AND TONG, on the "newbies" (nice snotty term, that)
just because they don't subscribe to the same views and methods of articulation as the old-schoolers.
Dave also would be wise to keep this blog lively and filled with daily unpredictables... that is the quintessential ROCK vibe... a little danger and dark humor to swirl around with the love and lust that blows like an ocean breeze through these regions.
So, Scott, I predict that the hilarity of the image is meant to be both a stern warning to the sinners (guilty!) and humor wankers (guilty!) and also a hug to the regulars who have been put off by all the swearing and seemingly inane posting.
Brace yourself for a verbal comment soon, and prepare to be booted in the teeth. It is part of the price you pay for the fun and irreverence of 'fucking shit up' ...
I can't speak for you or anyone else... will it make you go away?
I don't want to be banished but I don't want to stop being who I am. The bottom line, for me, is that Dave's word is final.
Man, that wasn't very intellectual, but I gave it a shot.
Have fun today,
RT

Yes, is me...not the first post though...The "fam" has taken things a bit far with the hijackin...they then brag about it on Asylum...

Hahaha!!!! I remember watching that episode...that has to be one of the scariest humans I've ever seen. And Maria-- you know that after the dramatic ripping of the check and the letter - she DID cash it! classic.

Well, Dave, that was.....interesting. Is she the one who kicked you out, leaving you broke and homeless? How ungodly of her.

Watched a longer clip of that on you tube, they slowed down her talking so she sounds all evil... Is very funny!

IMG that was fucking funny!!! She is like that crazy bus driver on South Park.
I love you DAVE!!!!

Scott - Check out smellypoop.com is very full of shitty facts!!

"GO DARKSIDE ........ HELL WE'RE FAMOUS NOW!!!
THAT VIDEO, IS THAT LUKAS' MOM? SOUNDS LIKE IT COULD BE, THEY SOUND IDENTICAL."

Of course 14 year olds don't understand irony. They should be teaching that in your English class. OH WAIT. They didn't even teach you spelling.

That was classic. She'll go down in history as one of the most, uh, colorful characters of "reality" television.

I'll be here another few hours wasting my time. I gave the kid somemore benadryl so I'm good for another 4 hours

Brian, thanks for the KHZ news, very cool.

Dave, why do you have a video of my mom on ur site, that's not kewl, now I'm gonna get the shit kicked outta me when I get home. Thanks a lot.

KHZ fan and pissed off at DN fan, k.

that woman scares me.

"the darkside is strong know. hahahahahah"
Posted by: haha at September 22, 2006 10:23 AM

Another idiot who doesn't understand irony or can spell correctly.

Boy they have freaking mensa members on the "darkside" don't they?

QUIT HIJACKIN, SADSACK!!

RT - If Dave wants to boot us then so be it, but that's the only way I'm leaving! And if that does happen ........ Whoopie!! Who really cares. This place makes me sick with all the OH DAVE OH DAVE Crap!! RT - Are you male or female, I'm a little confused?

Then leave little mensa member...

And don't let the internet door hit you in the "arse" on your way out.

yo Scott;
thanks for replying... Rick T... male, visually sort of Ted Nugent circa Double Live Gonzo, so actually hyper-male.
You're under fire buddy, I have to go do things all afternoon, so hunker down and good luck!

I had seen that episode of that show with that lady. She declined to take the "devils money"....from the tv show..But after a little time, she changed her mind and took the money...hahaha She took the devils money...shame shame, shame on her! heh

That is priceless-thanks Dave! Nothing like a good laugh in the middle of the day.

Dave, I love you, man. And I mean that in the most non-asskissing, non-groupie way. Thanks for the laugh.

Have a great weekend, D & Fam!

Love,
Sue

kHz rocks!!!!!!
kHz rocks!!!!!!
kHz rocks!!!!!!
kHz rocks!!!!!!
kHz rocks!!!!!!
kHz rocks!!!!!!
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That video is awesome! I missed that episode dammit! Have a great Friday, Dave and Fam!
Love, Amber :)

Subtle Dave - Real Subtle!

TPC on Carson tonight!!! Fuck yeah!!

TPC on Carson tonight!!! Fuck yeah!!

Gee attacking peoples spelling. Thats just so mean! And stealing screen names whooty dooo! Do you really believe these tactics will make us leave? Please tell me you are all not stooooopid!

Thanks RT, it does appear that I am being ganged up in here at the moment. I'll be okay though thanks!!

Loved that, thanks for the laugh Dave.

Can anyone remember which tree I left my book
under?
Not that it's important,
Take it or leave it.
Sorry for the inconvenience.

she looks like she's acting.

Hi Scott - how's it going? I interpreted this video (in my classic narcissistic way) to be an illustration of just how ridiculous people can be when they become fanatic about something (in this instance, religion).

I see you've been slugging it out with "the family" (kinda reminds me of my family). Good luck with that! I'm lurking today with too much to do and not enough time to do it. Have a great day!

Well there WERE cameras there!!!! Most people tend to ham it up more for the camera.

y'all obviously don't have Irish families. ha ha ha...damn, that was mini rant she did was NOTHING.

i play it down

ED pill - something we have in common. Irish families.

Hey T - Lots of lurkers today...

It was the VOICE that freaked me out Lise. Scary!

She so fat she can't tear paper!

Dave you fuckin rock man,,,,,can't wait to watch Carson tonight....love the clip, love the dig, keep it real...Bratty

poor acting more like. hee hee.

Yeah RADA would teach her how to tear paper in 75 different ways!

Ya see all you family folk, the darksiders' haven't left the building. Were all just lurking waiting for our chance to flush you turds!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

ED Pill - I thought you were gone for good. Whatcha been up to?

You think Dave validated you “darksiders� by putting that there? You sad, delusional shitheads. If you are pathetic enough to go stalk the Family by “learning so much� about them at the Asylum, why don’t you stop being a bunch of withered pussies and show yourselves over there? Oh, that’s right—because YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO GO WITH YOUR LACK OF LIVES.

What’s with the veiled threats? We don’t know what’s going to hit us? Know your enemy? SHOW YOURSELVES ASSHOLES. Truly “dark and soooo scary people� wouldn’t hide behind a keyboard—they’d stand up, name themselves and spell out the threats. Come on. Do it. Oh, that’s right—you’re fucking cowards and know that you have NOTHING to back up your feeble words, and you’ll get banned at the Asylum so you won’t even dare to register because the rebel in you won’t let you conform. Truly pitiful excuses for mutant DNA.

RP, I think you and I must be well tuned in, y llais means the voice, and I was watching a video clip David did of me just now on you tube about that.

Gee attacking peoples spelling. Thats just so mean! And stealing screen names whooty dooo! Do you really believe these tactics will make us leave? Please tell me you are all not stooooopid!

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 11:13 AM
Wow. Look. Another mensa member.

"You think Dave validated you “darksiders� by putting that there? You sad, delusional shitheads. If you are pathetic enough to go stalk the Family by “learning so much� about them at the Asylum, why don’t you stop being a bunch of withered pussies and show yourselves over there? Oh, that’s right—because YOU HAVE NO BALLS TO GO WITH YOUR LACK OF LIVES.

What’s with the veiled threats? We don’t know what’s going to hit us? Know your enemy? SHOW YOURSELVES ASSHOLES. Truly “dark and soooo scary people� wouldn’t hide behind a keyboard—they’d stand up, name themselves and spell out the threats. Come on. Do it. Oh, that’s right—you’re fucking cowards and know that you have NOTHING to back up your feeble words, and you’ll get banned at the Asylum so you won’t even dare to register because the rebel in you won’t let you conform. Truly pitiful excuses for mutant DNA.

Posted by: justanotherhaterCdarksideandalldumbasses at September 22, 2006 11:32 AM"

In other words...don't mess with the Mafia.

You grab the bull, you'll get the horns.

Hello C- I can't tell who is who anymore with people hijacking the screen names so I just stay out of it. Too high-tech for me I guess, being the oldest one on this BLOG.

I got confused yesterday because RT and Scott were going at it and RT sent a post that said he wasn't going to do any more personal attacks. Then a few posts later there was a whole list of attack questions to Scott in response to a post Scott had made. Now I ask you, how is a person supposed to know who is who if they keep changing their tactics? Ha ha - turns out it WAS RT and he made a (rather funny) exception to the no personal attack rule to respond to Scott's (rather funny) attack. So all in the name of entertainment.

Did anyone else think this was interesting on the video: She claimed that tarot cards and all that was not from God, yet muttering to yourself and screaming out loud is supposed to be from God? How is that? I'm a Christian and I don't scream out loud (except at the kids). I have been known to get just like her, but usually it's because someone has left their socks in the living room, not because someone's given me money. Ah well. Philosophic ramble over. Back to lurking.

ouch

Ya see all you family folk, the darksiders' haven't left the building. Were all just lurking waiting for our chance to flush you turds!! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Posted by: Scott at September 22, 2006 11:31 AM

Wow. Are you chapter president of your Mensa group?

but posing as Dave himself like you darksiders have been doing is going way too far. and you know that.
let us see what's worse: bad spelling or *seriously* impersonating someone else?

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO IM AT WORK AND THEY HAVE RULZZZ ABOUT VIDEO SHIT. ANYONE GIVE A FUCK TO ANSWER? tyia

only if you ask nicely and politely

Scott?

Caremuch?

hey T- Yeah, it sucks that my innocent intial has become a target of a loser... But whatever. Email me and we can talk there. I will clarify though that I have only ever used this intial to post by, like so many others I don't feel the need to hide behind others personas...I may not be liked here, but at least I don't resort to hijackin someone elses name.

stick and stones People...

you're all cracked outta ya heads. Doesn't anyone care that when I go home tonight my Mom is gonna sit on me and make me die a slow death?
Dave, you're responsible, I hope you can live with the guilt. K.

Boy there is some silly shit going on in here, huh?

Hey mafia, why don't you go and get that chick from east l.a. and her homies, Then you can all get together hook up a wab cam and do a live streaming feed driveby on us over the internet. Ya TURD!!!

ARTC,
Was that you yesterday, or were you hijacked and posted as “bumcandy.� If it wasn’t you, you may want to check that out. In the post you were seeking advice about cock-sucking. If it was you, I apologize in advance. That's cool - Everybody needs a hobby, that’s what I always say.

*grabs the waders* Troll Shit is getting deep

And are we really back to the no lives thing? I mean come on when you're not over here talking to us you're over there talking about us. And hatching your little secret plans to get rid of us.Then coming back here to see what we're saying to report back to the other site. If our lives are so pathetic why does so much of your lives revolve around ours?

Hater - THAT is a very good point!!!

The-Mafia O no The-Mafia you so big and bad.
tolk is chep you fuking turd.

Mafia - Lick my nutsack!!!

Justanotherhater - Good point man, but they will never get it!!

Jackass too,
The video portrays a woman having a core meltdown because she has discovered darkside stuff in her home.

Hey justanotherpussyhater, you all are weak and boring. Now go back to your turd calling and all that other childish humor. You darksiders are all retards.

OH GREAT DARK ONE...what did you do to that poor LADY??? LMFAO...I hate thumpers!! Being a Wiccan myself, I've gotten that type of tyraid more than once!! It's all good in the end..
Keep it creepy,
Draven

As I see it we are the center of your universe. So while we may be pathetic you just suck!!! And bigbad mafia man what do you mean get the horns Get a damn grip! we're online suckass, you don't even know where in the world we are, so your threats are really preety pointless.

Mafia - You're weak and pathetic hiding behind such a scarey name. OOOHHHH IT'S THE MAFIA, I GUESS WE HAD BETTER ALL LEAVE NOW DARKSIDERS!!

Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.

Thanks C!!

Where does fart gas come from?
The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.

How does a fart travel to the anus?

One may wonder why fart gas travels downward toward the anus when gas has a lower density than liquids and solids, and should therefore travel upwards.
The intestine squeezes its contents toward the anus in a series of contractions, a process called peristalsis. The process is stimulated by eating, which is why we often need to poop and fart right after a meal. Peristalsis creates a zone of high pressure, forcing all intestinal contents, gas included, to move towards a region of lower pressure, which is toward the anus. Gas is more mobile than other components, and small bubbles coalesce to from larger bubbles en route to the exit. When peristalsis is not active, gas bubbles may begin to percolate upwards again, but they won't get very far due to the complicated and convoluted shape of the intestine. Furthermore, the anus is neither up nor down when a person is lying down.

Why are beans so notorious for making people fart?
Beans contain sugars that we humans cannot digest. When these sugars reach our intestines, the bacteria go wild, have a big feast, and make lots of gas!
Other notorious fart-producing foods include corn, bell peppers, cabbage, milk, and raisins.
A friend of mine had a dog who was exceptionally fond of apples and turnips. The dog would eat these things and then get prodigious gas. A dog's digestive system is not equipped to handle such vegetable matter, so the dog's bacteria worked overtime to produce remarkable flatulence.

How can we tell when it's only gas needing to come out, rather than something more serious?

Our ability to distinguish between the need to fart and the need to poop is something that we learn gradually in the process of toilet training and early childhood. With the tactile nerve endings in the rectal area, we can actually feel different sensations depending upon what is waiting by the exit. Of course, sometimes we are fooled, especially if the substance at hand is extremely fluid in nature, and that is when we have the unfortunate accident of venting a squirt of diarrhea rather than an innocent fart.

The ability to accept responsibility is the measure of the man.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. - Irene Peter
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. - Pardo

Why do chicks always deny farting?

I suppose I should start by saying that only some chicks deny farting. The rest of us acknowledge our gaseous accomplishments with pride.
However, a great many sisters do deny farting. The reason is that they have been misled into thinking that farts are not ladylike. It is a great mistake to say that farting is not ladylike. The reason is that all people fart, including ladies. Anything that ladies do is by definition ladylike, and that includes the emission of anal gases.

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"Mafia - You're weak and pathetic hiding behind such a scarey name. OOOHHHH IT'S THE MAFIA, I GUESS WE HAD BETTER ALL LEAVE NOW DARKSIDERS!!

Posted by: Scott at September 22, 2006 12:13 PM"

oh little Mensa member (who learned how to cut/paste) the name was given to us by Dave himself.
And he sends his capos to work.
http://myspace-882.vo.llnwd.net/00583/28/86/583426882_l.jpg

Now pay attention my little Mensa buddy.

The average adult penis size is about 6.2 inches or (157mm). It is interesting that in this study, penis size 'peaks' at age 17. Since penises do not get smaller as a male approaches age 21, it can be concluded that boys aged 16, 17, and 18 are most likely to exaggerate the size of their penises. Just a guess. (Several physicians suggested that the average penis size was about 6 inches, but they weren't measuring.) So, an average of 6.2 seems incorrect and maybe guys taking the survey exaggerated

So?

Well if dave himself gave you that name you must be tough! So I guess I better not call you a squrrely little shiteater huh?

Justanotherhater - I'm scared, we should probably leave now.........................................................................................................nah!!!!

That woman needs to get laid real bad!

JJ - Who are we talking about?

Hi Scott. I also have an anatomical interest in the execratory area of the body that you discuss so frequently. I "really" like that alot.(*wink*) You're funny and you seem cute. How old are you. I'm a single middle aged male. I prefer younger men, but if you are older thats ok. I dig older guys too. I like how you openly mention asslicking anus and your nutsack. Maybe we can start chatting privately too. I'm glad I found you. I like to have fun just like you do. xoxo

"Well if dave himself gave you that name you must be tough! So I guess I better not call you a squrrely little shiteater huh?

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 12:30 PM"

Look another member of Mensa-
Try it's spelled squirrel.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS!

It's like an episode of the Spelling B Squad on here!!!

Hi Scott. I really am loving your last huge post about penis size. That's so hot. Young boys growing into their changing bodies. It made me peak. Let me know if you want to chat privately somewhere. I'm here for you. xoxo

Mafia you've got to come with something more than spelling errors. Go back to the other site get in a big huddle with everyone else, put your heads together and come up with something else. Don't worry I'll wait right here.

Tom, I don't know if Scott is an anal licker or not, but I am. We should talk a little more about it in private though. Okay?

Tom - I'm sure you're a really nice guy, but no thanks!! You should probably talk to Mafia, he'll probably take you up on your offer.

Name stealing is better than spelling errors, but yor're not there just yet. Try Again.

Tom you scare me. If you got the wrong idea about me from my earlier post, I appologize. I'm not gay, never was, never will be. I just plain love PUSSY WAY TOO MUCH!! You might want to see if you could get hooked up with the mafia guy.

Name stealing is better than spelling errors, but yor're not there just yet. Try Again.

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 12:55 PM

but your spelling errors are way more interesting.
Now hurry, your mensa meeting is about to start....

Tom, I'm down. Give me a ring.

Hi justanotherhater. I like lover not hater. LOL. Are you male or female. Do you chat somewhere on the internet ICQ maybe. I like what I find here. Looks like lots of fun. Are you in u.s.a.

hey! welcome to the NO LIVES CLUB! This is a page created by those with no lives, for those with no lives! The mission is to provide those with no lives, with some sort of relief from the stress given to them by those who do infact have lives. I, along with justanotherhater, C, the Queen Teresa, and the rest of the gang came up with the idea for the people with no lives to join together and somehow equal...ONE WHOLE LIFE

This club was beautifully summed up by one of it's charter members..the exact words can be seen as follows: " The Club that gives those less fortunate souls lives of their very own."

In a short amount of time, we have been able to pick up a vast number of people in here who have no lives! They feel that it is such a good idea, and they wish that they had the time to come up with such an innovative way for people to leave their terribly hollow lives alone for a few minutes.

So now are you saying Dave has no life since this is the page that he created? Thats one hell of a rude thing to say to our host. But seriously go back to the other site and send someone new. You've still got nothing better than name stealing and spelling errors. You've had your three strikes. Go get the next batter.

Scott I am glad you found a club you can join and accept you as a member.

And remember: In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Fast Walker

Jessie walks at a speed of 2 miles per 30 minutes.

Q1. How long would it take Jessie to walk 20 miles?

tic toc

Mafia, I admire your sticktoitiveness, but your not getting the job done. Get some rest over the weekend and try again Monday. I'll still be here.

Hey Mafia - Keeping it in the family doesn't mean f*cking your sister.

Is this just a testosterone club here now, or what!!!

Yes, I have no life, yet I seem to always be SO freakin busy!!!

Mafia, I admire your sticktoitiveness, but your not getting the job done. Get some rest over the weekend and try again Monday. I'll still be here.

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 01:25 PM

Now go get your shine box.

ok?

Did it really just take you 4 min. to come up with get your shine box? Did part of your post get lost or something?

Brain Teaser

She so peaceful, yet causes fear
Him so bright and full of cheer
She rests the body, he wakes the soul
Him so light, she black as coal
Her with mole and tiny bright freckles
He covers us with tiny tear speckles
She hides us, he beams with pride
He her husband, she his bride
He in bright silk, her all in velvet
A yin-yang marriage as they tell it
Two lovers who meet but twice a day
When he must go, she need stay
Now I ask you, who are they?

Maybe RT can figure this one out?

I'll say who is the sun and moon for $200 Alex.

I meant day and night do I still win?

Good job justanotherhater, you are absolutely correct!! See us darksiders aren't that stupid after all.

Your turn. Now tell me where the white goes when snow melts

I don't know, where does it go?

Where is everybody, where did everybody go?

I don't know either. I've been trying to figure it out for years. I was hoping you might know.

justanotherhater - Did we win again!!!!!!?????????

I'm sure they are all at the other site using their ignore them and they will go away stratagy.

Did it really just take you 4 min. to come up with get your shine box? Did part of your post get lost or something?

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 01:45 PM

Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

Looks like. Maybe Monday they'll do better. Till Then I'm out.

I'm sure they are all at the other site using their ignore them and they will go away stratagy.

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 01:59 PM

And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Dave, what'd he do? He made 'em partners

Looks like. Maybe Monday they'll do better. Till Then I'm out.

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 02:01 PM

Awww wasssamatta? Are they kicking you off the School computer? Awwww. Now go get your shine box.

Then take your raggady ass chinese proverbs or whatever back to the other site and be with the "family". Or are you like the home alone kid Where the "family" leaves him and doesn't realize he's gone.

Dave - thanks for injecting some much needed humour in here and showing us all how to laugh at ourselves. Kudos!

wow, wow, wow, I'm completely addled, this is crazy.
Noteworthy point, the darksiders have tamed quite a bit from when they first showed up. They almost sound normal now, in fact they do sound normal now. HaHaHaHa! Their brains have been fried by the family. They can barely spew shit anymore.

Groan, here we go again........(Colour me Black Sabbath Paranoid)

BOOYA MOTHER FUCKERSSSSS

I WAS SO WRONG!
I incorrectly assumed this thread to be shut down... but there is still room for spew, hooray!
Families are inherently dysfunctional - hooray!
Brains are best eaten fried, with a little garlic and sliced onion.
I want to eat yours.

There is ALWAYS room for spew!!!!

now we're gettin' somewhere darksiders
'bout time ya woke it the fuck up

Hey gimme a break I had to drug my kid some more!!!

benadryl is good to knock a kid out, but a little tame, try gravol

next time 4 sure

that or let him knock himself out on those liquer filled chocolates, ya know the ones, a whole box works like a charm

RT - Don't tell the others, but the shoes are cheap, alittle drool will do 'em some good!!! But OMG, Dave could buy me some new ones anytime!!!

C- you're sounding perfectly respectable today

where's justanotherhater? and what happened to darksidecookie...they're perfectly eeeeviiiiilllll!

FUCK YOU YA FUCKING FUCKER!!!!! better????

Dear C-
Go the Samurai way... kick off the shoes and start hoofing!
I'll take you shopping when the smoke clears.
Spew nugget;
How many people here turn around to look at their shit before they flush?
Spew gem;
How many people here have ever puked in public?
Spew query;
Which sexual position is the most vulgar?
These are the types of deep, philosophical questions that beg to be discussed. Spew onward, everlastingly!
(if men could suck their own pee pees, would ANYONE ever get married?)
r going to hell t

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own

yo Unreal;
good pun!
Easily embellished, too;
"do your pants up, your mind is showing"
"mind over bladder"
"your fly is open, did someone blow your mind?"
etc.

Hahahahahahahah good ones art

Darksiders:
Thou venomed unwash'd flap-dragons!
Thou clouted pottle-deep horn-beasts!
Thou art relish'd of a base descent.
Thou dissembling scurvy-valiant nut-hooks!
Thou mangled spur-galled bum-baileys!
Thou spleeny sheep-biting varlots!
Thou frothy dread-bolted hugger-muggers!
Thou odiferous hedge-born harpys!
Thou craven motley-minded fustilarians!
Thou slander of thy heavy mother's womb!

Pall thee in the dunnest smoke of Hell.

AWESOME!
Lingo jizz alert... someone 'round here be tossing word grenades!
Do I have your permission to build a song around some of that?
(drop d guitar tuning... very nasty... dripping of potential)
it would be a better song with rebuttals coming in after every one of your verse lines; (sung in true falsetto metal fashion)
"thou venomed unwash'd flap dragons"
"choke on my nuts, turd smoking dickwad"
"thou clouted pottle-deep horn beasts"
"I shit down your windpipe and piss in your tea"
"thou art relish'd of a base descent"
"your Mommy is here and she's tea-bagging me"
Can you see where this is going?
Fucking Billboard top twenty!
RT

Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.

unless you are a serpent!
Admiring your mind, Unreal, but the rest of the evening beckons and more important things are at hand. Go easy on the peons, and meet me here in future for more back and forth cerebral snobbery.
You're rockin' it!
Rick

See you later, I agree, some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but most just gargle

Then take your raggady ass chinese proverbs or whatever back to the other site and be with the "family". Or are you like the home alone kid Where the "family" leaves him and doesn't realize he's gone.

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 22, 2006 02:04 PM

That "you tube" video-It's a Sicilian message. It means the "darkside" sleeps with the fishes.

Mafia, you're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

and each member shall awake one day with a dark horse head in their bed...
(couldn't resist one final Ryan Star-ism)

Mafia, you're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Posted by: Unreal! at September 22, 2006 03:59 PM

We're both part of the same hypocrisy, Unreal!, but never think it applies to my family

This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

Times have changed. It's not like the Old Days, when we can do anything we want. A refusal is not the act of a friend. If Dave Navarro had all the judges, and the politicians in California, then he must share them, or let us others use them. He must let us draw the water from the well. Certainly he can present a bill for such services; after all... we are not Communists

I believe this is an excellent time to become a missing person, the night and god's nectar beckons; just remember one thing, in the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.

Then this land has a whole butt load of Kings!!!

Go Dave!!

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I was one of the unfortunate people who actually saw that episode - what a trainwreck that chic is....so disturbing...yet I couldn't "not" watch....

The best part was when she ripped up the letter "IN JESUS' NAME..." And at the end of the show it said that she "reconsidered and decided to accept the money" How "Christian" of her....baaa ha ha ha ha!!

Probably because they needed it to move FAR FAR away - where the kids wouldn't have to suffer the effects of her embarassment...lol.

this one is still open too...

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