We love the Loop...and the Chase! Thanks guys. :)

Alas...no sound for my poor sick computer. I got the whammy of a virus and after spending a week trying to eradicate it I threw up my hands in despair and formatted the drive. Couldnt find my XP disk so I had to beg the ex to load Windows 98. And lo, there was much crying in the land. My sound card is XP compatible so I'm without my jams. Woe is me.

Thank the gods I have an adorable boyfriend who is strong in the geek-fu and can hook me up with XP again!

After all, a world without Dave Navarro's voice is...sucky!

Hating the silence of her speakers,
Lily

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London
Wanna go down like
London London London
Be going down

yea, son!!

nice show btw...
can't wait to c u on tomgreen.com

that link takes you to last weeks show.

this weeks show is here

http://www.6767.com/radio/podcast/cfrsept23.mp3

My computer is so slow that I doubt there's much point even trying. Damnit :(

hey loop and chase thanks!! downloading now. goodnight family! have a good sunday dave and all!

There is a link to the right that says Sept. 23rd, under CFR.

Do any of you go to art shows? I recently saw a retrospective of LA artists in Paris. There is some amazing cutting edge talent there. The show at the pompadou came across very shock, yet with a polical undertone. really interesting artists (especially when you put them altogether over the years), though. I love LA although I'd never live there :).

hi Dave, We know what it feels like after the party.
Deep moment deserves a deep poem.

A long summers night,
the music has ceased
leaving only the low rush
of a strangers car
and the moon gently washed
by the sea.
Shadows wait in corners
and by the windows
of crumbling towers,
but we are unseen
we drift like ghosts
through empty streets.
Distant lights seek
the walls of our souls.

Rad dude

Thanks. What do you reckon my chances are of downloading that to nano and listening undetected whilst in synagogue for 2nd day Jewish New Year? Gonna give it a go! lol! Have a lovely Sunday..... Silky kisses.x.x.x

Dave, this is some funny shit. Q&A with Storm Large at Dante's in Portland and she talks about you (very favorably).

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH1pJz2K-kA
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVO8t3p0mdc
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMU_cRx5EBM
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y25eJIyZiE
Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0421XXmGbWQ
Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCsLslshlg
Part 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlaOLcez6Gw

Holy crap... a thread without dipshits arguing amongst themselves about which of them is the bigger, smarter dipshit. Wasn't this site about music at some point? Ah... peace and quiet. At least until they wake up.

-MS

You 2 were so much fun 2nite. We are all so damn lucky 2 have CFR ON. This crackedd me up, "and I was going to mention that I have some stiffness in the groin area as well." Fuc*ing hilarious Dave! ThanX guys 4 1 hell of a show, again.

Ah, it's 2 early. *cracked* haha. peace, nice.

Stormy rocks! Leg wrestling will be in the next Olympics... right after the corporate cock sucking event. Freestyle? Always!

-MS

Wow, hey everyone, this blog has gotten a little boring! Where is all the talk about Rockstar Supernova gone?
I'm not too sure about the Camp Freddy Radio thing, but who is Freddy anyway? Is he a friend of Dave's?

Nunzilla -- hey - by the way, which one's Pink?

Goodmorning Dave!

And what are your plans for today, Sunday?

Always,
me

Dave, friends I have a side project for you....rofl

There should be a guide on how to surivie an outdoor rock concert- seriously. I was so stoked about seeing Alice Cooper and the Stones not only because I have always wanted to see them but because I have always wanted to go to a big ourdoor concert.

My mother at the last min decided she too wanted to go. It started at 4pm but we had to be there for 2pm as she is physical disabled and they had a specfic section for them and one escort (happen to be the VIP section) and the concert went until 11pm. When it RAINS it POURS...lol. What did I learn,

1)watch out for people who get too drunk too quickly as they seem to have a habit of blowing chunks without warning and do not care where it ends up.
2) do not wear jeans, or sweaters that are heavy (when wet) when it is raining and cold.
3) do not wear flip flops or anything else where your toes are exsposed..lol.
4) don't trust that your coat is water proof- becase nothing is really water proof.
5)If you run, be prepared to slide through the mud and knock others down like a bowling ball striking its pins..lol.

I paid $6 for two garbatch bags...lol, man it was cold but the concert was fucking awesome, all except for that Kanye West dude, I don't like rap and for the life of me I don't get why they had a fucking rapper at a Rock concert in the first place. I still say TPC should have been there even though it means coming clear across N.A.

I am pissed that we ended having to leave an hour early but my mother was in so much physical pain, I couldn't stay knowing that she was hurting so much so I suggested we go. She immediately agreed but would not have said anything on her own, I know she feels bad about it.

The next outdoor concert I go to, I am bringing a fucking rain suit, big ass boots to fight my way through the muddy fields, and as much as I love my mom and exposing her to my music and new things, she is staying home....I know I am going to hell for that and if I had known that they were only going to be on stage for another hour, I would have said tough it out...rofl. But it was only 9:30 and we thought they be on stage until 11pm, there was no announcement that they choose to not take a break and play straight through on account of the weather.

Anyway I think I like indoor concerts better though I still would love to have a true 'woodstock' experience.

GREAT CFR last night! Though I only caught the last hour I will download the first half.

Morrison+Navarro=the best 2 hours of radio EVER!

Yesterday we went to see "American Hardcore" a documentary about 80's hardcore punk scene, you know Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Minor Threat, Bad Brains...etc...OC punks vs DC punks, NY and Boston. And how it just...all ended in 1986. Well the best tag line was at the end:
It's over, go home, your cages have been cleaned.

Cool CFR!!!

Hey Robin (Peebs) -- if you liked "American Hardcore" check out Cynthia Connolly's book "Banned in DC" --- all b&w pics from the DC scene in the early 80's. I was born in 1970...about 5 years too young to really be a part of that movement. It always sort of pissed me off! ;-)

Just heading over to listen to the podcast - it's very strange listening without the tunes, but I was wasted last night and there was no way I was staying up...

...incidentally D, why did this:

"I intend on commissioning her work for something else"

make me laugh so much? Maybe I heard your voice saying it while I heard you rubbing your hands down your trouser fronts!

RP
x

http://www.latimes.com/features/printedition/magazine/la-tm-sebelia39sep24,1,4329200.story?coll=la-headlines-magazine

Dave, you STUD!!!

love,
jezzi(too sexy for your shirt)

Thanks Jezzi! I looked at that link, and found this:

'Waiting on the soundstage, we watch as Navarro and his fellow "Supernova" judges rehearse their lines for the upcoming taping. A rotund and bald fiftysomething stand-in gyrates around the stage and lip-syncs to a Nirvana song that will later be performed by an actual contestant. When the song ends, the judges deliver their scripted comments on the yet-to-occur performance.'

Does that mean that they had their comments to the contestants scripted & rehearsed before the contestants actually even performed???? Was the whole show totally scripted? Maybe I didn't read that right, but if I did, it makes me think the whole thing was a farce from the beginning.

Can anyone explain? Thanks

Traci A

PS- Dave- Still waiting for that shirtless picture of you in the GRAND NATIONAL!!!

SRL is in my top 24 on MySpace!!!
That's how much I love it...

Ahhhhhhhhh, Noel, I hate to break it to you but it rained at Woodstock too and it was more miserable than you can believe. Your concert was a picnic compared to that shit. LMAO. People hurling from too much booze? Too funny, at least you actually could leave. Try sitting in the mud for 3 days with no place to go potty and washing yourself with muddy rainwater. And people OD'all over the place from God only knows what. But, great music and lots of dope made it cool. Go find the old tape dude and watch it. And not bring your Mother? OMG I'm the Mommy now, and my kid takes me to Tool. Lucky for me I'm a tough old bag and I've had TONS of experience at concerts. That's why I can't hear anymore. I ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT, get to the front center stage and take my beating from all the kids for it. I'm a very small lady, and the kids beat me up pretty good, but, I don't budge. I could write a book on how to survive any concert and not lose body parts(except hair). Peace Dude, you made me laugh today.

HI Dave,
This goes back a ways, to your Sept 4th post. You shared your experience talking to the lady seated next to you on the plane. She was a holocaust survivor. By any chance did the topic of Arthur R Butz come up? He is an Associate Professor of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science at Northwestern Univ. in Evanston, IL. he wrote the book "The Hoax of the Twentieth Century." If the topic of the holocaust not being as bad as the US papers/books make it out to be, came up, any feedback you can share? What a great ride home. FYI. I'm not associated with any books, tabloids ect. Just a gal who learns from asking questions.
Carolyn

Hi Dave, Awesome ! Sunday morning SRL .

CandiTowers

Noelle, Very sweet of you to take your mom to a concert with the challenges..a lot of ppl wouldn't bother, especially with a parent.

TRANQUILITY seems to have returned to Lake Navarro.
The choppy waves that once pounded the shoreline have abated and a radiant Sun kisses the still waters.
The storm front has passed, and the breeze carries a fresh promise of harmony and love.
In the distance, just over that rugged horizon, the sound of Dave's guitar rises...

Congratulations on taking your blog back.
I hope that no one suffered irreparable damage, and that some of you were able to laugh during the stormy Season.
Sincerely a pleasure,
"bigger, smarter dipshit"
RT

Thanks Jamie, I'll have to check out that book!
See I always believed that Henry Rollins and I should marry, then we could be the John and Yoko of the Millenium. Like minded thinking people.
We would be an angry John and Yoko.
Who would also look better naked.

noelle-
dude - i was at the same concert last night. kudos for taking your mom - a lot of people wouldn't have bothered. hope she had a good time despite the weather.

i had a ball - was crushed up against the rails at the catwalk. no annoying drunks or pukers, but i fortunately ended up in the dope smokers section, (not coincidentally), and chilled out, danced and sang along. Keith winked at us (I KNOW it was us LOL).

anyhow, was born too late for woodstock but as someone else said.. woodstock was 3 days, 500,000 people and it rained.

and this is the east coast - rain happens. ;-) it was all part of the maritime experience.... i'd go again even if i knew it was going to rain...

i normally listen, read and lurk here, finding Dave's site after i read Don't Try this at Home a year or so ago.... Incredibly awesome book - had been a fan of the music for ages, but for some reason never made it here until after i read the book. having spent quite a few years in the mid 90s myself heavily using - well addicted to - hard drugs, and living in a house with a revolving door (but i didn't have a photo booth, just a regular camera LOL), i found the book sometimes spooky in similarities to experiences. it was also helpful to me in recognizing and understanding my own addictions.

Also love the radio shows and the chance to listen to bands and music I might not get introduced to otherwise.

must go download the podcast since i missed it last night.

Guess i just unlurked myself -

cheers all.

Old Hippie

I only wish I was alive during "Woodstock" and by no means did I mean to suggest that the concert was comparable to woodstock...rofl. Goodness it was only 10 hours in the pouring rain not three days.

If it was just me I would have stayed and I would have been down in the field. The crowd in the field got the rain and the mud also but they did not the wind...lol. But I choose to take my mom and her back just couldn;t take it anymore, even with leaning against the rails. To me the bad weather is part of the experience of an outdoor concert, it was my fault for not preparing her more. But we both had fun and thats what really counts.

Hey Dave. :-) Loved CFR. :-D I hope someone posts a link for the "Carson Daly" performance--would definitely enjoy seeing that. :-) Hope you're having a great afternoon, guy. :-D

On another note: If anyone happens to see or talk to Lukas Rossi in the next while, please let him know his bandmates, Maxx and Jay, in "Rise Electric" (the Canadian band Lukas fronted before going off to RSSN) would like to talk to him. Considering that their lead singer was just chosen to front a US Supergroup, I'd imagine they have a few things to chat about. LOL ;-) So if anyone can get a shout out to Lukas to do the "E.T. phone hoooome" thing, the boys in RE would appreciate it, thanks. :-)

You're a hell of a good kid? Noell to take your Mom to a great concert, or any concert for that matter. I just hope and pray my son will take me to awesome concerts when I can't fight the crowds anymore. Atta BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geesh I'm getting old, I swear this is the last post. I have to thank Noell for reminding me I've had a long and very eventful life and I should thank the R&R Gods for it instead of whining about my knees or some other crap. I'm gonna go put in an old CD and sing, Thank you my boy!

Shhhh..it's nice and quiet in here!
Hi Dave!
Amusing little article in our local paper 9/23
(we refer to our paper as the "Daily Fishwrap")
relating the tale of a woman who managed to
embezzle a cool 9 million from her employer, over
a number of years. Apparently,enjoyed her bit of
profiteering, and was reportedly not stingy with
her gains. She is married to a gentleman who
was described in the article as a "stay-at-home
dad". He has a passion for various hobbies,
including a car/truck collection, firearms, and
sports a $17k diamond earring, a gift from his
wife. However, somehow, there was a mathematical slip-up, and the talented lady was caught out.
Jig is up! The clincher came at the end of
the article: The husband was interviewed, and he stated that he made one last purchase--"a cuckoo
clock--for $2,000"--LMAO!
Honey, we should have saved those damned things! Could have put the babies through college!
Hope you are well! hugs, a.wolf

Nunzilla, didn't you know the leader of Camp Freddy is Freddy Kruger from Friday the 13th?

Dave, can't you just download the interview with Lukas so we don't miss it on rotation?

Nunzilla -- hey - by the way, which one's Pink?

Posted by: redpill at September 24, 2006 05:59 AM

I don't know what you mean, but I guess from previous blogs, this is where you start being snide and mean to the new people? Knew I shouldn't have asked

Wow...only took about 10 mins. to read through all the comments. Noelle..I think it's great that you got to take your mom to that concert. I wish I had a kid to go to concerts with. I'm very good friends with my mom and we do stuff together too but a concert like that ....awesome! I hope you get to enjoy many more together.
well...goodnight all.
Check in on ya in the morning!
Michelle N.

Hey Dave...what's up with "The Product"? When can we expect to see the premier and is it with FX? Looking forward to some more good TV!

Hi, Dave :)

could you please teach me the chords to your song WHORE? It´s one of my favorites but I cant figure it out...! Does anybody know how to play it?

thanks!

Z.

Nunzilla, didn't you know the leader of Camp Freddy is Freddy Kruger from Friday the 13th?

Posted by: Linda from San Diego at September 24, 2006 04:23 PM

Is that meant to be funny or insulting or is it true? Just wanted to know. Another example of being mean?

Hey Dave, here you go:
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/entertainment/homepage/article_1286422.php

you were looking for a review of the GnR show from the other night.

Aah, the good ol' 6767 that we know and love is back. Feels good to be home.

Spreading the love,
Deena

"TRANQUILITY seems to have returned to Lake Navarro.
The choppy waves that once pounded the shoreline have abated and a radiant Sun kisses the still waters.
The storm front has passed, and the breeze carries a fresh promise of harmony and love.
In the distance, just over that rugged horizon, the sound of Dave's guitar rises...

Congratulations on taking your blog back.
I hope that no one suffered irreparable damage, and that some of you were able to laugh during the stormy Season.
Sincerely a pleasure,
"bigger, smarter dipshit"
RT
Posted by: art carcass at September 24, 2006 11:46 AM"

you are pretty funny when you want to be...how come i never noticed before? thanks for making me laugh art.

nunzilla--camp freddy is a side project of dave's. several members of different bands all get together and rock. they have a core of band members but lots of people also come and sing with them. gina gershon has sung many times with them and lots of other people (i didn't even know she could sing until last year). on saturdays, billy and dave do what they call camp freddy radio..which is still really new to me because only recently have i had a computer good enough to listen to it. go to the link and download it..it is quite funny. although, when they put them up..it is just the boys talking, they cannot copy the music they play too.

does that help?

hey linda, robin, art, how is it going?

and sue~!! thanks!!! received my TPC care package today!

nunzilla--camp freddy is a side project of dave's. several members of different bands all get together and rock. they have a core of band members but lots of people also come and sing with them. gina gershon has sung many times with them and lots of other people (i didn't even know she could sing until last year). on saturdays, billy and dave do what they call camp freddy radio..which is still really new to me because only recently have i had a computer good enough to listen to it. go to the link and download it..it is quite funny. although, when they put them up..it is just the boys talking, they cannot copy the music they play too.

does that help?

Posted by: MoonRider613 aka heather at September 24, 2006 06:11 PM

Well yes that does help! Thanks for that but one more question, who the hell is Gina Gershon?
haha Sorry, a lot of this is new to me!
Thanks for being nice and answering my question though! I thought Freddy was a person haha Oops!
I just kinda got the feeling that new people weren't welcome on here as I have noticed in other posts that new people were ignored, thats why I didn't post at first. And then when I asked about Freddy, I was told it was Freddy Kruger, so you can see why I thought there were just meanies here! Still can't figure out why someone asked me which one is pink though?

"TRANQUILITY seems to have returned to Lake Navarro.
...
Congratulations on taking your blog back."
Posted by: art carcass at September 24, 2006 11:46 AM

C'mon, Rick, don't be so naïve,
you know 'justanotherheckler' is coming back tomorrow.

And while I'm all for "the sound of Dave's guitar rising in the distance", to paraphrase you, you know that dark clouds loom over the shores of Lake Navarro and that strong winds and low pressure will bring a weather depression again soon...

Monday morning forecast: shit storm.

Wear your gumboots, people!
(http://www.workbootsnz.co.nz/H004302.htm - thanks Ruth!)
Or better yet, these:
http://ibex.worldwaters.com/retail/common/shop/prod_detail.asp?store%5Fid=201&dept%5Fid=10&pf%5Fid=FWDBT%5FSimms%5F105680

Only a few hours left before everyone's back in it...

Nunzilla,
Rule number 1...Don't sweat the small stuff
Rule number 2...it's ALL small stuff

Camp Freddy was the name of a character in the Italian Job, a movie founding member Donovan Leitch loved...

Gina Gershon had the most awesome pouty lips long before Angelina's..check her out in Indie films like Bound and Prey for Rock and Roll, oh, and the infamous Showgirls

Welcome!
jezzi

Thanks for the podcast Dave. It was hilarious. Wink

Well thanks for that Jezebel and thanks for the welcome!
PS: As soon as you said Camp Freddy was character in Italian Job it sort of clicked.

Need proof of the coming change of weather?

"Any Darksiders in here?"
Posted by: Scott at September 24, 2006 02:17 PM
(in the 'Radio and Camp Freddy' post)

Poor Scott came, checked if someone had his back, pussied out and left...

Not exactly Julius Ceasar, right?

"Veni, vidi, pipi'ed my panties"

Well, this whole weekend must have seemed like a Club Med vacation to some...

What is with Darksiders anyway? What is that all about?

Are they gothics?

Nunzilla,

don't worry, you'll find out tomorrow.

I should have left my mouth shut.

My bad!

well, i for one am going to be pretty busy in the next few days anyway..so yes, blou..it has been really nice not having bickering and name calling.

nunzilla..i really don't get the pink refernce either. gina gershon has been in movies..thanks jezzi! bound is what i always think of her in..i know she has been in lots of other things, but that is the one that sticks with you. LOL.

happy sunday family! i hope everyone enjoyed their weekend! oh! hi, deena..i forgot you above!

Nunzilla-

The "which one's Pink" comment... a reference to lyrics from a Pink Floyd song - Have a Cigar. Same idea, different band. There was never anybody in the band named Pink.

By the way - I'm pretty new here too. Loved Dave for a long time, but I never knew about this place until recently. So, Hi everybody!

Nunzilla, I am so sorry honey! I thought that you were kidding about who is Freddy. I was just being silly and joking back. I never ever meant to be mean to you, welcome sweetie.

Oh
'I see' said the blind man to the deaf girl!
Now I get it! Thanks for clearing that up and Linda, sorry for thinking you were a meanie!
Bit confusing in here?
And Bloumeister, what do you mean by 'you'll see tomorrow?' Are you up to no good?

g'day dave
hope your well glad to see your searching for the fun if i didnt have the kids to think about or a man that works 12 hours a day i would join ya.
for the person who said freddy kruger is from friday the 13th wrong dude he was from nightmare on elm street.
great cfr dave i had never listened before it was the funniest thing next to srl keep rollin dude.
luv col

Hey Dave ! Just wanted to say Hi ! Have fun but not toooo much fun ! lol Oh wait .... your single again , have as much fun as you possibly can !! Keep up all the good work ! Buh Bye !

While we're preparing our umbrellas and raincoats for tomorrow's downpour, here's something I propose to all who'll come here and read this:

OVERRATED / UNDERRATED

Here's how it goes: choose a subject (it should be "all about the music", but you can talk about movies, TV shows, food, etc. - anything you want!), present 2 'contestants' or 'antagonists' and explain why one of the 2 is overrated in your view, and why the other should be given more respect/recognition.

(believe it or not, I was inspired by Humboldt Squid on this one: he always says that Dave Navarro was better 'under the influence', so here's his chance to prove it!)

There it is:

OVERRATED - RADIOHEAD

I'm not saying that they're not good, but they've never knocked my socks off. Evey time they come out with something new, the critics rave about it, but I never get 'it'.
A lot of work goes into their work, a lot more than most of the junk that comes out nowadays, but is this studio craftmanship enough to hail them as geniuses?
They seem to copy the Beatles' pattern of pushing the limits of sound, but with the emphasis on 'sounding better' than the actual music.
And how about all these complaints by people that their songs sound like other 'classics'?
'Karma Police' vs The Beatles' 'Sexy Sadie'?
'Creep' vs 'The Air that I Breathe' by the Hollies?
(check this one out, people, this one's amazingly similar!)
'High and Dry' vs Every Coldplay Song?
(oops, that should be the other way around!)
So is this a case of being overrated or overhyped?

UNDERRATED - THE PIXIES

Much more than a punk/surf band. The modern "wall of sound". This a a band that wrote the greatest pop songs, distorted them until they exploded, wrote fucked-up, psyched-out spacey lyrics and rocked them in your face like you were hit by sonic whips. Amazing guitar and bass work, and that growl... Fuck!
If the Pixies had stayed together when grunge exploded the scene in '92, they would have hit it big-time, shading many bands like Weezer and Smashing Pumpkins on their road to 'mainstream succes' (much like Jane's Addiction, to a lesser extent).
When U2, David Bowie, Nirvana, Radiohead and many others praise and cover your work, you must have done something good.
After they split up, they still came out with great stuff as Frank Black/Black Francis and the Breeders (we'll forget about the Amps).

CONCLUSION: to me, great music makes me want to pick up a guitar or drum and form a band (too bad I can't play shit!), so while I enjoy Radiohead, they leave me cold, but I still want to headbang to the Pixies 15 years after their demise.

Later, I'll post a TOFU VS CHICKEN WINGS contest... or maybe not.
But feel free to post yours!

Col, thanks for correcting my error. I am fuckin delirious with all the shit happening next week. Of course Nightmare On Elm Street, Jason is Friday The 13th. Oh and BTW, I am not a dude! Now we're even. haha

Nunzilla, I'm glad you read my post. I like to joke a lot, so you can't always take me seriously! Dave thinks I'm real fuckin funny, don't ya Dave?

RT... you're my favorite dipshit. Glad I wasn't the only one enjoying the peace & quiet.

Bloumeister... sure hope you're wrong.

Egotists that just want to blast each other with moronic highschool insults need to go get their own blog to have their ignorant testosterone-fest on. (Notice there are no women jumping on here to play these retarded little games.)

Reading this crap is the equivalent of having to listen to:

"Fuck you..." "No fuck you!" "No... fuck you back!" "I know you are but what am I?"

Then come the inevitable insults about parentage and the sexual promiscuity of everyone's mothers. It's enough to make me turn my computer off and go watch Bob the Bulider with my kids... which I usually consider to be a form of Chinese water torture.

A better suggestion: If Bloumeister & The-Mafia will just ignore them and quit feeding into their bullshit, they'll get bored and leave. They're enjoying the reaction they get, so take away their "toy" and stop reacting.

Worked for my husband with his psycho-bitch x-wife anyway. Good luck.

Back to lurking....
-MS

Evening everyone! Just checkin in and saying hello and goodnight. Its been a long weekend of paper writing. My brain is now officially mush.

Dave - Any new netfilx recommendations? I need some good entertainment!

Love to all, ~Amber :)

PS. Hi Pi, Nunzilla and MidnightSun...welcome to "Dave Navarro Land" hahaha That's what Chrissy called it when she was leaving me a voicemail once. I thought that was so cute! Anyways, yeah...my brain...mush...

Thanks Ambersonian! I came here to find out more about Dave after seeing Rockstar & wanting to know more about everyone involved.

How I ended up watching Rockstar is a bit bizzare. I married a redneck who loves David Allen Coe. I mentioned him and a friend said, "Isn't that the guy who's forming a new band with Tommy Lee called Supernova?"

Me: "Uh... I doubt it."
Blonde Friend: "No, it's on TV... they're having a contest to find a lead singer like INXS."
Me: "David Allen Coe and Tommy Lee??"
Blonde: Yea, I'm pretty sure it's him.

David Allen Coe
Dave Navarr-O

Holy shit did I laugh when I figured it out. Every now and then I have a nightmare where they do a duet. So that very misguided conversation ended up with me landing here at Dave Navarro Land and finding out about Spread Radio Live and Camp Freddy.

I've been so far out of the loop of what's cool that this blog led me to My Space for the first time (Dave was my first... I was a My Space virgin." I seriously had to google "sparkle tags" to figure out why Dave said fuck them.

Glad to be here and emerging from Bob the Builder Land back into the realm of intelligent people... well, at least most of them are.

-MS

Hey Sun,

What's wrong with Bob the Builder?

Seriously, about the 'dorkside', I stayed out of it, as many did, for a week, and they wrecked the 6767 train out of his rails so bad that I ended up on Justin Timberlake's website!

I personally don't care about what they do; I'll find something better to post about if they're not around. But since they've become part of the furniture here, so to speak, I just can't resist the urge to poke fun at them every now and then. Espcecially since they open the door wide for it to begin with... so much that a think that it's some sort of kinky fetish of theirs. Some sort of a 'I like to be humiliated in public' syndrome. I guess either they come here, or they have walk in Central Park naked with a dildo up your ass, covered in shit. Might be some sort of 'rite of passage' to adulthood.
Anyways, what would you choose?
So I guess 6767.com is stuck with them for a while still. And if they're gone, who am I going to pick on? The Squid? He's gotten so serious, it's not even fun anymore.

I truly wish that when I come back here tomorrow night or Tuesday, I'll find out that some people have grown a brain (or at least some wits) over the weekend... but I don't believe that science is so advanced.
Sadly, as 'America's Funniest Videos' has shown us time and time again, you can show a monkey new tricks, but ultimately the monkey will revert to his old habits of licking his ass and balls... and people will not get bored of watching.

Enjoy the freak show.

"I don't want you and I don't need you
Don't bother to resist or I'll beat you
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong"

"If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean"

"The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most"

Lyrics (barely) taken out of context - name that tune?

That's enough for me tonight.

Hi Linda & Col

Your comments reminded me of this clip. haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni_VmbHi4GE&eurl=

Capitalism has made it this way
And our old fashioned facism will take it away

ah the stench of troll

To BLOUMEISTER;
Lonely in here earlier? I enjoyed your posts, as always.
Is that a clairvoyant prediction for Monday? I've put away my shit-waders until something truly deserving comes up, and am spending Monday dubbing music for you, Mrs. Meat, and some other new people that I had the pleasure of meeting because of this blog. I hope you find yourself with no reason to unsheath your sabre, and rest assured there are some kick-ass brains lurking around out there, just waiting to POUNCE!!! (see last section, two posts ago) As for your above post;
OVERRATED
-velcro (not as sticky as Crazy Glue, and noisier)
-Hamburger Helper (every time I buy it, there's no fuckin' hamburger in the box!)
-standing up to piss (well, men need SOMETHING to bitch about)
-fecal matter (you'd think it was GOLD, the way the topic has been resurfacing over the past couple of weeks)
-my sense of humor (just ask Scott)
-Janet Jackson's boob (I'd rather look at the Grand Canyon)
UNDERRATED
-Humboldt Squid (this creature will be around long after the likes of art c. and bloumeister become extinct)
-beef jerky (edible, makes for an excellent door-stop)
-masturbation (no needless conversation,cuddling, or justifying)
-creative profanity ("shit the fuck back, you twatstika, before I hammer your cock to the floor" etc....)
-wearing identical shoes on each foot (a private joke for Mrs. Meat)
-lastly, and certainly not least; PEACE!
RT

TPC kicked ass on the Carson Daly show friday ---kicked ass

Dave --- two great songs that just ROCKED the TV !!!!!!!!!!!

allan

Just curious - SRL - does Dave have to pay any royalty when he plays his music on the air? Just curious.

Goodmorning Family!

Dave have several questions to ask, but one for now. Have you begun work on TW(o) - is there one in the the works at all?

Loved the performances on Carson Daly - sister DVR'd and I got to watch it a few times. My niece came into the room and goes, "isn't that Dave Navarro? We saw him in Hollywood!"

Always,
me

Dave ~ Thanks for Letting Us Love YOu ~

To Mr. English (AKA The mafia ) I apologizes for the delay in my response. But there is more to life then the black screen of the 6767. I well be the first to admit that my spelling and grammar is poor.
But wile you were polishing your pocket protector and bopping to the beach boys I was cutting class and partying. Maybe if you could get layed ( (have sex) didn’t wont to lose you ) by something other then your mouse then you would under stand that. Are you still with me?

To the mafia and the rest of the inbreed family. I first came across this site because of the complete discust I have for crappy ass Super Nova . When I started reading some of the posts that people were writing I Was dumb founded.
One would have to assume that most of the people posting were teenage girls that didn't know any better. Then I came across a few people that seem like they hade some since (justanotherhater, Scott ,and a few others).
Super Nova is a disgrace to the rock world, and for you to have any part of it is just a cheap attempt to get into the spotlight once again. They should be ashamed! Somebody hasn’t been worth a shit since they were in the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. In the words that I think Scott would use, "he is a washed up TURD looking for the top of the bowl.

I will repost monday and leave you to ponder. If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.

P.S.
I hope this is better, I had a little help from Hughes' Momster (Mom/Sister)before I left last night!!

Sincerely,
haha

Hi Dave,
I think you're a really funny guy!! Your video of Mafia's mom was excellent. She spits out more than what RT's mom did last night.

Little Miss Mafia
Little Miss Mafia sat on a tuffet
sucking a dick away whey,
Along came a spider,
Wright down beside her
And frightened Miss Mafia away

Bloumeister - Didn't want you to feel left out!! So, we are a part of your life now, huh? I'm glad that we are here for your entertainment pleasure. You have to admit, this place sure would be boring without us. Thanks again for never doubting us, we will always be here for the "Fam".

Morning Scott - Nice to see you're in full swing this morning!!!

Thanks C!! Nice weekend?

Not too bad... how about you???But they are just never lobg enough huh??? Fucking Monday.....

Yeah, I see they missed the darkside over the weekend!! Do you agree that this place sure would be boring without us?

Almost not worth getting on at all without us!!! Seems they only talked about the darkside anyway... And they say WE have no lives!! Jumped on a Sat nite, but it was so fucking boring in here, I just went to bed...

turd
One entry found for turd.

For the one who thinks turd is spelled terd, like I saw trying to correct me in a previous post.

Main Entry: turd
Pronunciation: 't&rd
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English tord, turd, from Old English tord; akin to Middle Dutch tort dung and probably to Old English teran to tear -- more at TEAR
1 sometimes vulgar : a piece of fecal matter
2 usually vulgar : a contemptible person

YA TURD SNIFFING LOSER!!

Both definitions work for these people!!

sure does....

The Oh Dave family must be trying really hard to come up with some stupid poetry or something. Let's hear from the intelectual one........

hahahahaha

thats funny shit

My extent of poetry now a days consists of, childrens books....or knock off's of the last John Valby show I've been at... haha

RT, Squid, and the rest of you turds!!
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Glad MY name isn't on that list to take this test.... Need lots more coffee yet!!! Scott, you are just a plethora of insane information - it is a wonderful thing!!!

Yeah gotta love copy and paste!!

This place is as dead as SN.

I think it has been record time today that we have been on here, and haven't yet been told to go away, or called an asshole of some sort by a deranged groupie freak....Oh aren't you just feelin' the love....

Are they dead already....thought they at least would make a couple of shows to show off their new pet skunk...oops I mean singer...

Its Monday and there wrist are tired and balls are sore.

Yeah, I hate when that happens

Justanotherhater - Where are ya?

I bet the turds are all too busy taking my tests!!

That could take awhile then...

Well we can see that the Junior High school computer labs are open. Yippie.

If this is a refection of the future of our world we are all fucked.

Good morning Dave, Good morning family..

to the poster above asking about royalty rights to SRL songs...that's the beauty of internet radio, the government hasn't found a way to regulate it, and the record companies haven't found a way to control it...FREEDOM!!!

love,
jezzi(uncontrollable)

you are pretty funny when you want to be...how come i never noticed before? thanks for making me laugh art.

Posted by: MoonRider613 aka heather at September 24, 2006 06:11 PM

Maybe it's because you were too busy throwing shit at people to notice

3 Steeps for you to get a life Duh mafia and family .

1.Get over your piss poor child hood.
2.Get your finger out of your ass .
3.Get a hooker if that’s the only way you can some( I won’t judge you)

hahaha

Little Miss Mafia
Little Miss Mafia sat on a tuffet
sucking a dick away whey,
Along came a spider,
Wright down beside her
And frightened Miss Mafia away

just to funny had to say it hahahahahaha

youn cant fuck with us

Oh Dave, Oh Dave ..... This place is funny. Thanks for the laughs. I think I will leave for good now. You turds didn't really think you were getting off that easy now did ya?

if any one see that little mafia bitch tell him Hi for me. hahaha

haha the short bus is outside waiting to pick you up.
I believe Scott aka Spider is saving you a seat.

You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?

Scott;
My Mother died of lung cancer a few years back.
You have crossed the line, you wretched little fuck.
We had better not ever cross paths.
Rick

You were geek getting pushed into the locker in school.
The dork that couldn’t get the girl.
The 300 pound kid that smelled like shit. Getting close yet?
Your fooling know one big bad mafia bitch

Hey Darkside pieces of poo. Your rediculous posts are getting old, I think it's recess now kiddies.

RT - What are you refering to?

How did you spend your Saturday night Internet porn. !! You can talk more shit after you get some ass that’s not on your computer screen

Hope I didn’t hit a nerve hahaha

"RT - What are you refering to?"
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 07:29 AM

I think Rick's talikng about this gem of yours:

"Hi Dave,
I think you're a really funny guy!! Your video of Mafia's mom was excellent. She spits out more than what RT's mom did last night."
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 05:13 AM

What the fuck is wrong with you, Scottie Boy? You don't even remember your own insults?

You shouldn't have pissed off RT. He's going to be on to you like pimples on your face! You better hope that reinforcements are on the way, because he's going to make your miserable life a living Hell! You're going to leave this website feet first, and your head up your ass!

"Hi Dave, I think you're a really funny guy! Your video of Mafia's Mom was excellent. She spits out more than what RT's Mom did last night."
-posted by Scott, above.
My Mother's name was Barbara.
If you want to stoop so low as to insult each other's Mothers, you should at least have a name to work with, so that you can take pride in your sense of humor.
Have fun here today, and always.
Rick

Okay boys - lets save it for the groupies....The insults should be flung AT us NOT amongst us!!!!

Hey RT, so sorry about your mother.

Lots of love, Bratty

Hey Bloumeister;
This whole thing (everybody showing up here) looks planned...
and that sucks. I appreciate you showing some support up there, but I am seriously pissed and hurt by that joke.
Yes, I know he couldn't have known... but there are lines drawn, even in the shit.
Contact me at home, at your convenience, if you want to maintain some sort of friendship.
Sincerely,
RT

For whoever was asking about Camp Freddy, go to www.campfreddy.net for info. There are pics, setlists, a message board etc. The core members are Dave, Billy Morrison, Scott Weiland, Chris Chaney, Donovan Leitch and Matt Sorum and they've had a ton of guests.

The first time I saw CF was in Oct 2004 in NYC and they were awesome--guests included Jerry Cantrell, Lou Reed, Billy Duffy, Gina Gershon and Fred Schneider from the B-52's.

Lou did Venus in Furs and the Blue Mask w/CF--for those who are new, Dave covered Venus in Furs on his solo album, Trust No One--so it was AMAZING to see Dave and Lou Reed right in front of us playing that song together.

http://www.campfreddy.net/members/about/?s=about

Also, CF will be on Leno on Oct 5.:
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Have a great day, D & Fam!

Love,
Sue

Sorry RT, just trying to stir up something in here, since it's so boring today. Sorry about the cheap shot. I shouldn't go there with people that I don't know. Again my apologies!!

Scott

RT - You were the first to tell me not to take the comments about being a shitty mom and feeding my kid drugs seriously, so you should know not to take seriously, or personal, any insults stated on this site... you know better than that bud!!!

Good ol' Scott - stirrin' the turd pot!!!!

RT - Do you forgive me?

Hey RT, ignore the little mensa member. He can't help it that he's from a family of rats. They'll always be rats. He'll just grow up to be a rat too.

Hey rat, go get your shine box.

CFR was great Dave! If you want to come to Wyoming, we are on it for finding the perfect lil ranch to watch your TV, have your radio and internet station :)

I had to catch the podcast so I missed the music, but have to say, just listening to you guys' chatter is quite entertaining!!

Have a good week and don't forget to bring the cash with you next week!

Sue...thanks for the Freddy info!!! I can always count on you

love,
jezzi (groupie is as groupie does)

mafia since you seem so fond of quoting movies try this if a problem comes along you must ZIP IT!!! Hope the spelling was up to your high standards

Scott;
I don't know you; you don't know me.
If you could see me, that little joke would never have begun to formulate in your mind. I'll leave it at that.
I'm turning this computer off and walking away. We just don't share the same idea of "fun" , and I'm not judging you or anyone else when I say that.
I posted something late last night, above, and in my OVERRATED
section, I listed "my sense of humor (just ask Scott)".... maybe you thought I was instigating something with you, but I was merely getting a little dig in at myself, because I really have been a wanker around here.
I apologized to you last week for those listed questions, and you apologize today for joking that my Mother (r.i.p.) sucked your dick.
We'll call it even, and lets make this goodbye, okay?
Please leave me out of your invective, and I will do the same.
Rick

RT - Sounds fair.

Bye, bye everyone... I think my life is pathetic and there is nothing worth living for. So, I'm going to end it all today.......... Nah, I'm just kidding. Can't get rid of me that easy, ya turds!!

Lowlife scums! I know you think all's fair in the battle of insults but some topics are off-limits regardless. Have the decency to keep the shit away from people's families.

(I hear you art, I lost my mom to cancer at a very young age (I was 8) and can't bear "mother" insults either.)

It's not even worth trying to insult them back right now.
Later,
Unreal!

Hey Rick,

I just got home, and the first post I had in my face was Scott, oblivious as to what happened, not remembering what shit he had thrown at you. By rebound, no less: he attacks this poster Mafia by insulting YOUR mom?

Hey, I've made jokes about Scott's mom myself, and probably will again, so it's not about what insults you throw at people, but more HOW you do it.

C-, Scott, 'hater' and anyone else that comes here to brew shit like it's Coffee Mate, understand this: no one can block you from coming here and stir the pot. It's a free country, and there is such a thing as Freedom of Speech.

But Freedom of Speech is not just a right, it's a responsability, even a burden to some. Now if you can't control yourselves and refrain from acting like second-rate Beavises and Buttheads, I suggest you shut the fuck up. You sound like the kid in a candy store, wanting to lick all the lollypops, or worse, the premature ejaculator who needs to change his underwear every five minutes while looking at the latest Sears catalog.

You don't need to post just for 'post's sake'. You don't need to cut and paste shit just to take some space on this webpage. We don't care. There is something called 'scroll' that's very useful when you do what you do.

If you think you can enlighten me, inform me, entertain me, amuse me, or even manage to get a rile out of me, please post. I think most people who come here will agree to that.

If you can't - please stay away. You're not annoying or insulting me when you poste here; you just plain bore me.

mafia since you seem so fond of quoting movies try this if a problem comes along you must ZIP IT!!! Hope the spelling was up to your high standards

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 08:13 AM

Ah yes "Austin Powers" would be about the speed for a mensa member like yourself.

Just remember one thing ya rat:

we're bigger than U.S. Steel

Oh, and that TERD thing?

That would have been me, making fun of you.

Don't worry, I am well-versed in scatological terminology. In others words, so you can understand: I KNOW MY SHIT.

"For the one who thinks turd is spelled terd, like I saw trying to correct me in a previous post... blah blah blah...
YA TURD SNIFFING LOSER!!"
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 05:39 AM

I used that cut-and-paste technique you seem to be so fond of, and wasted a few minutes scrolling (that word again - check it out!) some of Dave's previous posts for proof, and here the conclusion I came up with:

That "loser turd" who can't read... IS YOU!!!

"Hey Dave I've got another idea!! Why don't you just record a terd flushing down the toilet, wipe your ass on a cd, and call it Poopernova!!"
Posted by: Scott at September 14, 2006 11:26 AM

"Justanotherhater, you are so right, once a terd...always a terd!! And Rob, it sound to me like you are in denial, you are a peter puffer, right?"
Posted by: scott at September 14, 2006 12:25 PM

And the list goes on and on...

And great work on the insightful remarks, by the way. You must be a major hit in book clubs and coffee shops all around your area. Your momma is certainly very proud of you!

"Sue...thanks for the Freddy info!!! I can always count on you

love,
jezzi (groupie is as groupie does)"

ROFLMAO, Jez. We're not groupies, we're band aides...

Yes, I am just a font of useless information. Or so I've been told.

Love,
Sue

Bloumeister - I think it's post, not poste. Just thought I would point that one out for ya!!

And Scottie Boy, since your syntax is always out of whack, was 'justanotherhater' the 'once a turd, always a turd' guy you were referring to in that last example?

Just trying to understand you, that's all. You're a bit hard to read, and I still haven't received the "Darkside for Dummies" book I ordered...

I hope you can appreciate some facts, Dave. Conditions have changed. Some people have gotten too powerful... I want you to take care of darksiders personally, do it yourself. That's not all, though. C and justanotherhater. I know you've always gotten along, but jackasses, they're different. You cross 'em once, fight with 'em once, and they're gone. I know this. I've heard they're a different race... Jackasses. They don't even believe in sin. They'll betray you, just like they betrayed Jesus H. Christ Himself. You join my family, they die. No one will even know you approved.

"Bloumeister - I think it's post, not poste. Just thought I would point that one out for ya!!"
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 08:39 AM

Sorry, my bad, I made a typo.

Could you cut and paste it for me, and make the correction?

Just make you you don't put Liquid Paper on your screen.

Blou - I find it amazing that I am first on that list above to be insulted... I have NEVER insulted anyone "personally" on this site and yet continually I am told what a bad mother I am and how I must drug her...blah blah blah. Why YOU feel the need to berate me, when I have barely even spoken to you(as yourself) is beyond me. Besides, as yourself and your MANY personalities on here, you have sling your fairshare of shit. please Do Not include me in your little lecture about brewing shit!

Darkside for dummies? So you're saying you want to join up with the stronger force? Can't blame ya if that's the case. We don't want you though, I'm sorry to inform you that you just don't fit in!!

that should have read, "you join my family, they poo."
typos abound

computers suck

bloumiester it is about what you post or poste in your case. scott inadvertently crossed a line and apologized for it, and worked it out with him. You should take your own advice and post responsibly.

More_maf - you will neeed to clarify your remarks from above...I frankly can't tell if they are insulting or not....Am I the jackass who has "betrayed christ"????

It's just make sure you don't put Liquid Paper on your screen. DUH!! Now who's calling the kettle black?

Thanks for the help justanotherhater!!

"It's just make sure you don't put Liquid Paper on your screen. DUH!! Now who's calling the kettle black?

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 08:48 AM"

Now THAT was funny! If we could joke more like this then it wouldn't be so nasty round here

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Selecting Text

Its easy to select text. Using the scissors icons below, left click just below the top pair of scissors. Keeping the left mouse button pressed, drag the mouse down to the bottom pair of scissors. Notice the text was ‘selected’. You can release the left mouse button and the text will remain selected.

This text is here for you to practice selecting.

You will know if its selected if the background turns dark and the text turns white.

Now repeat the above steps, but click in the middle of one of the sentences and drag the mouse left or right. Notice how only half the sentence is selected? You can select as little or as much text as you want to cut, copy, or paste. You can select text from the top-down, bottom-up, left to right, or right to left.

Bloumeister, "Darkside for Dummies".

Now that's some funny shit! I almost spit my espresso on my racing forms.

However wouldn't the book read "Darkside ARE Dummies"?

Mafia Man - Good one ya turd!! Glad to see you're still alive.

Yeah good one - I am SO insulted now!!!

Gee mafia if we're dummies you're a big poo poo head

Mafia Boy - Yeah ya big turd/terd slinging bitch!! Cocka poo poo.

Mafia Man - Good one ya turd!! Glad to see you're still alive.

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 08:56 AM

It's been in my experience that anyone that facinated with bowel movements are either:
1: retarded
2: about 10 years old.

My guess is you are both.
Is it nap time yet in school?

C minus:

I know that you're been laughed at concerning your kid, and while you might think it's unfair, since it's 'open season' here on 6767.com, I guess some people shoot on everything and everybody.

Not to apologize or distance myself from this, but I never joked about you or your child. You never gave me any reason to do so. But you did mention your child quite a lot, so you're giving people ammo. You're hanging with the unwanted (an unnecessary), so I guess that from there, it's 'fair game'.

In the end, C-, you're just guilty by association. I don't think that enough to put you behind bars, but you might be losing your sanity in this. Or at least your reputation. You seem like someone who has interesting things to say sometimes. Maybe you should start trying.

One thing I've learned over the years (especially since I started changing diapers myself):
when it looks like shit, smells like shit and (God forbid) tastes like shit...
well, usually, IT IS SHIT.
Do yourself a favor and move away from that dark corner where the ugly, smelly things are.

I never sleep, I will never go away, I am your worst nightmare!! So there, big mafia man. Your name scares me sooooo bad.

Gee mafia if we're dummies you're a big poo poo head

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 08:57 AM

there you have it folks.
The Chapter President of the Bumblefuck Wyoming Mensa Group.

Mafia? Do you and the rest of the thugs have me on the top of your hit list yet?

I never sleep, I will never go away, I am your worst nightmare!! So there, big mafia man. Your name scares me sooooo bad.

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 09:02 AM

Oh but not true little pinhead.
When School let out on Friday you were gone and you returned when School reopened Monday.
So the Family enjoyed a Adult conversation weekend until the romper room showed up.

Mafia - It's ... enjoyed an Adult conversation, ya fack!!

And why capitalize Adult? You're the stupid one, we all know this now!!

Sorry, scott--you just can't seem to make it to the top of ANY list let alone a shitlist, flamelist, or any other. How does if feel to constantly be number two? The only hit you'll ever receive is the door on your ass on the way outta here. now crawl back under your rock, the daylight might get you, you oh so scary dorksider.

mafia do you do anything else besides watch movies in you parents basement and post on line? Are you one of those people who sit at a computer 24/7 and piss in bottles so you don't miss anything that happens on line?

more_Maf - You must have dorks on the brain. What a fag!!

Mafia - It's ... enjoyed an Adult conversation, ya fack!!

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 09:10 AM
It's also "fuck" since we have no idea what a "fack" is

OH that's right your school computer must filter curse words!

Hey watch that "Junior" doesn't shake you down for your milk money at recess.

Mafia - You don't know me and I don't want to know you. I'm a little older than you think I am. I have however heard some interesting stuff about you. I didn't realize you were the poster child for last years Special Olympics. Congrats to ya.

Sorry, scott--you just can't seem to make it to the top of ANY list let alone a shitlist, flamelist, or any other. How does if feel to constantly be number two? The only hit you'll ever receive is the door on your ass on the way outta here. now crawl back under your rock, the daylight might get you, you oh so scary dorksider.

Posted by: more_Maf at September 25, 2006 09:13 AM

Not to worry my capo, the little rat will be crying once his milk money gets jacked at recess and the little rat won't have snack today. Oh boo hoo

Mafia why don't you fess up. You know you are the kid in that video who got masterbating to worlds of warcraft on line....... Ya Pervert!!!!

Blou - My kid was dragged into this shit by some idiot a long time ago...If I remember correctly you have at least one also...But my mention of my kid or yours should NOT be considered as "ammo" by ANYONE who has no other insults to throw at me besides the ones insulting my parenting. If I am "guilty by association", then so be it, I happen to enjoy the banter of shit I have here with Scott and Hater, it is amusing. I also enjoy the emails I now share with ALL my new aquaintences including RT, and the ever awesome Mrs. Meat & Cookie!!! If someone is foolish enough to attempt they know me by WHATEVER corner that I sit in, then that is fine by me!! Blou, I do not want to be slinging shit with you because according to RT & Ruth you are a decent person...Unforetuneately I am having a hard time seeing that at the moment. Sorry

Mafia why don't you fess up. You know you are the kid in that video who got masterbating to worlds of warcraft on line....... Ya Pervert!!!!

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 09:19 AM

Ok that makes absolutely no sense.

But since you seem to know so much about whatever voices are talking about in your head....

I would never insult the real "mafia". Your mafia is a lot different however.... What I think yours stands for is,
Morons
And
Fags
In
Area

Wow, didn't hear about that one, but thanks for revealing EXACTLY what demographic you're in, kids.

Never even heard of Worlds of Warcraft but I guess that's a video game along the lines of what Dungeons & Dragons was back in the day... And it's spelled "masturbating", little padawan (did I hit it right with a Star Wars reference for you?)--put down the lube and pick up a book, preferably one without too many pictures.

mafia do you do anything else besides watch movies in you parents basement and post on line? Are you one of those people who sit at a computer 24/7 and piss in bottles so you don't miss anything that happens on line?

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 09:15 AM

Ok ya jerk...
It's "online"...one word. "on line" means to wait in a line for something.
Geeez kid please pay attention in School why don't ya.
And why bore the rest of the Family with your weekend activities.

Nice try dum dum - that trick has already been used!

Hey I'm not judging you. It must get lonely down in the folks basement. I understand you have to beat off to video games, since your mom and dad put that porn blocker on your computer.

Justanotherhater - They probably beat-off to old episodes of Scooby Doo and picture Luckass while doing so.

Dum dum? Learn to spel!

Hey I'm not judging you. It must get lonely down in the folks basement. I understand you have to beat off to video games, since your mom and dad put that porn blocker on your computer.

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 09:27 AM

We don't need to know your schedule rat.

mafia are you back to spelling attacks already? You were doing so good today too. But you seem to be out of any good ammo. What a shame. I think theres a rerun of monkeybone on comedy central right now, why don't you go watch that to get yourself some new material.

OK I'm off subject but hey that's me. I just wanted to comment on your guitar playing that I wasn't familiar until watching Rockstar. I am in the process of buying old Jane's addiction music. Wow you are a great guitar player besides being a nice person. smiles to you and I'm glad I found you and your music. It's never to late.

Oh, so now we've resorted to highjacking peoples names. Come up with something new, you unoriginal turds!!

look who can't spell "spell"!