We love the Loop...and the Chase! Thanks guys. :)

Alas...no sound for my poor sick computer. I got the whammy of a virus and after spending a week trying to eradicate it I threw up my hands in despair and formatted the drive. Couldnt find my XP disk so I had to beg the ex to load Windows 98. And lo, there was much crying in the land. My sound card is XP compatible so I'm without my jams. Woe is me.

Thank the gods I have an adorable boyfriend who is strong in the geek-fu and can hook me up with XP again!

After all, a world without Dave Navarro's voice is...sucky!

Hating the silence of her speakers,
Lily

How come every time you come around
My London London Bridge wanna go down
Like London London London
Wanna go down like
London London London
Be going down

yea, son!!

nice show btw...
can't wait to c u on tomgreen.com

that link takes you to last weeks show.

this weeks show is here

http://www.6767.com/radio/podcast/cfrsept23.mp3

My computer is so slow that I doubt there's much point even trying. Damnit :(

hey loop and chase thanks!! downloading now. goodnight family! have a good sunday dave and all!

There is a link to the right that says Sept. 23rd, under CFR.

Do any of you go to art shows? I recently saw a retrospective of LA artists in Paris. There is some amazing cutting edge talent there. The show at the pompadou came across very shock, yet with a polical undertone. really interesting artists (especially when you put them altogether over the years), though. I love LA although I'd never live there :).

hi Dave, We know what it feels like after the party.
Deep moment deserves a deep poem.

A long summers night,
the music has ceased
leaving only the low rush
of a strangers car
and the moon gently washed
by the sea.
Shadows wait in corners
and by the windows
of crumbling towers,
but we are unseen
we drift like ghosts
through empty streets.
Distant lights seek
the walls of our souls.

Rad dude

Thanks. What do you reckon my chances are of downloading that to nano and listening undetected whilst in synagogue for 2nd day Jewish New Year? Gonna give it a go! lol! Have a lovely Sunday..... Silky kisses.x.x.x

Dave, this is some funny shit. Q&A with Storm Large at Dante's in Portland and she talks about you (very favorably).

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH1pJz2K-kA
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVO8t3p0mdc
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMU_cRx5EBM
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y25eJIyZiE
Part 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0421XXmGbWQ
Part 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imCsLslshlg
Part 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlaOLcez6Gw

Holy crap... a thread without dipshits arguing amongst themselves about which of them is the bigger, smarter dipshit. Wasn't this site about music at some point? Ah... peace and quiet. At least until they wake up.

-MS

You 2 were so much fun 2nite. We are all so damn lucky 2 have CFR ON. This crackedd me up, "and I was going to mention that I have some stiffness in the groin area as well." Fuc*ing hilarious Dave! ThanX guys 4 1 hell of a show, again.

Ah, it's 2 early. *cracked* haha. peace, nice.

Stormy rocks! Leg wrestling will be in the next Olympics... right after the corporate cock sucking event. Freestyle? Always!

-MS

Wow, hey everyone, this blog has gotten a little boring! Where is all the talk about Rockstar Supernova gone?
I'm not too sure about the Camp Freddy Radio thing, but who is Freddy anyway? Is he a friend of Dave's?

Nunzilla -- hey - by the way, which one's Pink?

Goodmorning Dave!

And what are your plans for today, Sunday?

Always,
me

Dave, friends I have a side project for you....rofl

There should be a guide on how to surivie an outdoor rock concert- seriously. I was so stoked about seeing Alice Cooper and the Stones not only because I have always wanted to see them but because I have always wanted to go to a big ourdoor concert.

My mother at the last min decided she too wanted to go. It started at 4pm but we had to be there for 2pm as she is physical disabled and they had a specfic section for them and one escort (happen to be the VIP section) and the concert went until 11pm. When it RAINS it POURS...lol. What did I learn,

1)watch out for people who get too drunk too quickly as they seem to have a habit of blowing chunks without warning and do not care where it ends up.
2) do not wear jeans, or sweaters that are heavy (when wet) when it is raining and cold.
3) do not wear flip flops or anything else where your toes are exsposed..lol.
4) don't trust that your coat is water proof- becase nothing is really water proof.
5)If you run, be prepared to slide through the mud and knock others down like a bowling ball striking its pins..lol.

I paid $6 for two garbatch bags...lol, man it was cold but the concert was fucking awesome, all except for that Kanye West dude, I don't like rap and for the life of me I don't get why they had a fucking rapper at a Rock concert in the first place. I still say TPC should have been there even though it means coming clear across N.A.

I am pissed that we ended having to leave an hour early but my mother was in so much physical pain, I couldn't stay knowing that she was hurting so much so I suggested we go. She immediately agreed but would not have said anything on her own, I know she feels bad about it.

The next outdoor concert I go to, I am bringing a fucking rain suit, big ass boots to fight my way through the muddy fields, and as much as I love my mom and exposing her to my music and new things, she is staying home....I know I am going to hell for that and if I had known that they were only going to be on stage for another hour, I would have said tough it out...rofl. But it was only 9:30 and we thought they be on stage until 11pm, there was no announcement that they choose to not take a break and play straight through on account of the weather.

Anyway I think I like indoor concerts better though I still would love to have a true 'woodstock' experience.

GREAT CFR last night! Though I only caught the last hour I will download the first half.

Morrison+Navarro=the best 2 hours of radio EVER!

Yesterday we went to see "American Hardcore" a documentary about 80's hardcore punk scene, you know Black Flag, Circle Jerks, Minor Threat, Bad Brains...etc...OC punks vs DC punks, NY and Boston. And how it just...all ended in 1986. Well the best tag line was at the end:
It's over, go home, your cages have been cleaned.

Cool CFR!!!

Hey Robin (Peebs) -- if you liked "American Hardcore" check out Cynthia Connolly's book "Banned in DC" --- all b&w pics from the DC scene in the early 80's. I was born in 1970...about 5 years too young to really be a part of that movement. It always sort of pissed me off! ;-)

Just heading over to listen to the podcast - it's very strange listening without the tunes, but I was wasted last night and there was no way I was staying up...

...incidentally D, why did this:

"I intend on commissioning her work for something else"

make me laugh so much? Maybe I heard your voice saying it while I heard you rubbing your hands down your trouser fronts!

RP
x

http://www.latimes.com/features/printedition/magazine/la-tm-sebelia39sep24,1,4329200.story?coll=la-headlines-magazine

Dave, you STUD!!!

love,
jezzi(too sexy for your shirt)

Thanks Jezzi! I looked at that link, and found this:

'Waiting on the soundstage, we watch as Navarro and his fellow "Supernova" judges rehearse their lines for the upcoming taping. A rotund and bald fiftysomething stand-in gyrates around the stage and lip-syncs to a Nirvana song that will later be performed by an actual contestant. When the song ends, the judges deliver their scripted comments on the yet-to-occur performance.'

Does that mean that they had their comments to the contestants scripted & rehearsed before the contestants actually even performed???? Was the whole show totally scripted? Maybe I didn't read that right, but if I did, it makes me think the whole thing was a farce from the beginning.

Can anyone explain? Thanks

Traci A

PS- Dave- Still waiting for that shirtless picture of you in the GRAND NATIONAL!!!

SRL is in my top 24 on MySpace!!!
That's how much I love it...

Ahhhhhhhhh, Noel, I hate to break it to you but it rained at Woodstock too and it was more miserable than you can believe. Your concert was a picnic compared to that shit. LMAO. People hurling from too much booze? Too funny, at least you actually could leave. Try sitting in the mud for 3 days with no place to go potty and washing yourself with muddy rainwater. And people OD'all over the place from God only knows what. But, great music and lots of dope made it cool. Go find the old tape dude and watch it. And not bring your Mother? OMG I'm the Mommy now, and my kid takes me to Tool. Lucky for me I'm a tough old bag and I've had TONS of experience at concerts. That's why I can't hear anymore. I ALWAYS NO MATTER WHAT, get to the front center stage and take my beating from all the kids for it. I'm a very small lady, and the kids beat me up pretty good, but, I don't budge. I could write a book on how to survive any concert and not lose body parts(except hair). Peace Dude, you made me laugh today.

HI Dave,
This goes back a ways, to your Sept 4th post. You shared your experience talking to the lady seated next to you on the plane. She was a holocaust survivor. By any chance did the topic of Arthur R Butz come up? He is an Associate Professor of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science at Northwestern Univ. in Evanston, IL. he wrote the book "The Hoax of the Twentieth Century." If the topic of the holocaust not being as bad as the US papers/books make it out to be, came up, any feedback you can share? What a great ride home. FYI. I'm not associated with any books, tabloids ect. Just a gal who learns from asking questions.
Carolyn

Hi Dave, Awesome ! Sunday morning SRL .

CandiTowers

Noelle, Very sweet of you to take your mom to a concert with the challenges..a lot of ppl wouldn't bother, especially with a parent.

TRANQUILITY seems to have returned to Lake Navarro.
The choppy waves that once pounded the shoreline have abated and a radiant Sun kisses the still waters.
The storm front has passed, and the breeze carries a fresh promise of harmony and love.
In the distance, just over that rugged horizon, the sound of Dave's guitar rises...

Congratulations on taking your blog back.
I hope that no one suffered irreparable damage, and that some of you were able to laugh during the stormy Season.
Sincerely a pleasure,
"bigger, smarter dipshit"
RT

Thanks Jamie, I'll have to check out that book!
See I always believed that Henry Rollins and I should marry, then we could be the John and Yoko of the Millenium. Like minded thinking people.
We would be an angry John and Yoko.
Who would also look better naked.

noelle-
dude - i was at the same concert last night. kudos for taking your mom - a lot of people wouldn't have bothered. hope she had a good time despite the weather.

i had a ball - was crushed up against the rails at the catwalk. no annoying drunks or pukers, but i fortunately ended up in the dope smokers section, (not coincidentally), and chilled out, danced and sang along. Keith winked at us (I KNOW it was us LOL).

anyhow, was born too late for woodstock but as someone else said.. woodstock was 3 days, 500,000 people and it rained.

and this is the east coast - rain happens. ;-) it was all part of the maritime experience.... i'd go again even if i knew it was going to rain...

i normally listen, read and lurk here, finding Dave's site after i read Don't Try this at Home a year or so ago.... Incredibly awesome book - had been a fan of the music for ages, but for some reason never made it here until after i read the book. having spent quite a few years in the mid 90s myself heavily using - well addicted to - hard drugs, and living in a house with a revolving door (but i didn't have a photo booth, just a regular camera LOL), i found the book sometimes spooky in similarities to experiences. it was also helpful to me in recognizing and understanding my own addictions.

Also love the radio shows and the chance to listen to bands and music I might not get introduced to otherwise.

must go download the podcast since i missed it last night.

Guess i just unlurked myself -

cheers all.

Old Hippie

I only wish I was alive during "Woodstock" and by no means did I mean to suggest that the concert was comparable to woodstock...rofl. Goodness it was only 10 hours in the pouring rain not three days.

If it was just me I would have stayed and I would have been down in the field. The crowd in the field got the rain and the mud also but they did not the wind...lol. But I choose to take my mom and her back just couldn;t take it anymore, even with leaning against the rails. To me the bad weather is part of the experience of an outdoor concert, it was my fault for not preparing her more. But we both had fun and thats what really counts.

Hey Dave. :-) Loved CFR. :-D I hope someone posts a link for the "Carson Daly" performance--would definitely enjoy seeing that. :-) Hope you're having a great afternoon, guy. :-D

On another note: If anyone happens to see or talk to Lukas Rossi in the next while, please let him know his bandmates, Maxx and Jay, in "Rise Electric" (the Canadian band Lukas fronted before going off to RSSN) would like to talk to him. Considering that their lead singer was just chosen to front a US Supergroup, I'd imagine they have a few things to chat about. LOL ;-) So if anyone can get a shout out to Lukas to do the "E.T. phone hoooome" thing, the boys in RE would appreciate it, thanks. :-)

You're a hell of a good kid? Noell to take your Mom to a great concert, or any concert for that matter. I just hope and pray my son will take me to awesome concerts when I can't fight the crowds anymore. Atta BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geesh I'm getting old, I swear this is the last post. I have to thank Noell for reminding me I've had a long and very eventful life and I should thank the R&R Gods for it instead of whining about my knees or some other crap. I'm gonna go put in an old CD and sing, Thank you my boy!

Shhhh..it's nice and quiet in here!
Hi Dave!
Amusing little article in our local paper 9/23
(we refer to our paper as the "Daily Fishwrap")
relating the tale of a woman who managed to
embezzle a cool 9 million from her employer, over
a number of years. Apparently,enjoyed her bit of
profiteering, and was reportedly not stingy with
her gains. She is married to a gentleman who
was described in the article as a "stay-at-home
dad". He has a passion for various hobbies,
including a car/truck collection, firearms, and
sports a $17k diamond earring, a gift from his
wife. However, somehow, there was a mathematical slip-up, and the talented lady was caught out.
Jig is up! The clincher came at the end of
the article: The husband was interviewed, and he stated that he made one last purchase--"a cuckoo
clock--for $2,000"--LMAO!
Honey, we should have saved those damned things! Could have put the babies through college!
Hope you are well! hugs, a.wolf

Nunzilla, didn't you know the leader of Camp Freddy is Freddy Kruger from Friday the 13th?

Dave, can't you just download the interview with Lukas so we don't miss it on rotation?

Nunzilla -- hey - by the way, which one's Pink?

Posted by: redpill at September 24, 2006 05:59 AM

I don't know what you mean, but I guess from previous blogs, this is where you start being snide and mean to the new people? Knew I shouldn't have asked

Wow...only took about 10 mins. to read through all the comments. Noelle..I think it's great that you got to take your mom to that concert. I wish I had a kid to go to concerts with. I'm very good friends with my mom and we do stuff together too but a concert like that ....awesome! I hope you get to enjoy many more together.
well...goodnight all.
Check in on ya in the morning!
Michelle N.

Hey Dave...what's up with "The Product"? When can we expect to see the premier and is it with FX? Looking forward to some more good TV!

Hi, Dave :)

could you please teach me the chords to your song WHORE? It´s one of my favorites but I cant figure it out...! Does anybody know how to play it?

thanks!

Z.

Nunzilla, didn't you know the leader of Camp Freddy is Freddy Kruger from Friday the 13th?

Posted by: Linda from San Diego at September 24, 2006 04:23 PM

Is that meant to be funny or insulting or is it true? Just wanted to know. Another example of being mean?

Hey Dave, here you go:
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/entertainment/homepage/article_1286422.php

you were looking for a review of the GnR show from the other night.

Aah, the good ol' 6767 that we know and love is back. Feels good to be home.

Spreading the love,
Deena

"TRANQUILITY seems to have returned to Lake Navarro.
The choppy waves that once pounded the shoreline have abated and a radiant Sun kisses the still waters.
The storm front has passed, and the breeze carries a fresh promise of harmony and love.
In the distance, just over that rugged horizon, the sound of Dave's guitar rises...

Congratulations on taking your blog back.
I hope that no one suffered irreparable damage, and that some of you were able to laugh during the stormy Season.
Sincerely a pleasure,
"bigger, smarter dipshit"
RT
Posted by: art carcass at September 24, 2006 11:46 AM"

you are pretty funny when you want to be...how come i never noticed before? thanks for making me laugh art.

nunzilla--camp freddy is a side project of dave's. several members of different bands all get together and rock. they have a core of band members but lots of people also come and sing with them. gina gershon has sung many times with them and lots of other people (i didn't even know she could sing until last year). on saturdays, billy and dave do what they call camp freddy radio..which is still really new to me because only recently have i had a computer good enough to listen to it. go to the link and download it..it is quite funny. although, when they put them up..it is just the boys talking, they cannot copy the music they play too.

does that help?

hey linda, robin, art, how is it going?

and sue~!! thanks!!! received my TPC care package today!

nunzilla--camp freddy is a side project of dave's. several members of different bands all get together and rock. they have a core of band members but lots of people also come and sing with them. gina gershon has sung many times with them and lots of other people (i didn't even know she could sing until last year). on saturdays, billy and dave do what they call camp freddy radio..which is still really new to me because only recently have i had a computer good enough to listen to it. go to the link and download it..it is quite funny. although, when they put them up..it is just the boys talking, they cannot copy the music they play too.

does that help?

Posted by: MoonRider613 aka heather at September 24, 2006 06:11 PM

Well yes that does help! Thanks for that but one more question, who the hell is Gina Gershon?
haha Sorry, a lot of this is new to me!
Thanks for being nice and answering my question though! I thought Freddy was a person haha Oops!
I just kinda got the feeling that new people weren't welcome on here as I have noticed in other posts that new people were ignored, thats why I didn't post at first. And then when I asked about Freddy, I was told it was Freddy Kruger, so you can see why I thought there were just meanies here! Still can't figure out why someone asked me which one is pink though?

"TRANQUILITY seems to have returned to Lake Navarro.
...
Congratulations on taking your blog back."
Posted by: art carcass at September 24, 2006 11:46 AM

C'mon, Rick, don't be so naïve,
you know 'justanotherheckler' is coming back tomorrow.

And while I'm all for "the sound of Dave's guitar rising in the distance", to paraphrase you, you know that dark clouds loom over the shores of Lake Navarro and that strong winds and low pressure will bring a weather depression again soon...

Monday morning forecast: shit storm.

Wear your gumboots, people!
(http://www.workbootsnz.co.nz/H004302.htm - thanks Ruth!)
Or better yet, these:
http://ibex.worldwaters.com/retail/common/shop/prod_detail.asp?store%5Fid=201&dept%5Fid=10&pf%5Fid=FWDBT%5FSimms%5F105680

Only a few hours left before everyone's back in it...

Nunzilla,
Rule number 1...Don't sweat the small stuff
Rule number 2...it's ALL small stuff

Camp Freddy was the name of a character in the Italian Job, a movie founding member Donovan Leitch loved...

Gina Gershon had the most awesome pouty lips long before Angelina's..check her out in Indie films like Bound and Prey for Rock and Roll, oh, and the infamous Showgirls

Welcome!
jezzi

Thanks for the podcast Dave. It was hilarious. Wink

Well thanks for that Jezebel and thanks for the welcome!
PS: As soon as you said Camp Freddy was character in Italian Job it sort of clicked.

Need proof of the coming change of weather?

"Any Darksiders in here?"
Posted by: Scott at September 24, 2006 02:17 PM
(in the 'Radio and Camp Freddy' post)

Poor Scott came, checked if someone had his back, pussied out and left...

Not exactly Julius Ceasar, right?

"Veni, vidi, pipi'ed my panties"

Well, this whole weekend must have seemed like a Club Med vacation to some...

What is with Darksiders anyway? What is that all about?

Are they gothics?

Nunzilla,

don't worry, you'll find out tomorrow.

I should have left my mouth shut.

My bad!

well, i for one am going to be pretty busy in the next few days anyway..so yes, blou..it has been really nice not having bickering and name calling.

nunzilla..i really don't get the pink refernce either. gina gershon has been in movies..thanks jezzi! bound is what i always think of her in..i know she has been in lots of other things, but that is the one that sticks with you. LOL.

happy sunday family! i hope everyone enjoyed their weekend! oh! hi, deena..i forgot you above!

Nunzilla-

The "which one's Pink" comment... a reference to lyrics from a Pink Floyd song - Have a Cigar. Same idea, different band. There was never anybody in the band named Pink.

By the way - I'm pretty new here too. Loved Dave for a long time, but I never knew about this place until recently. So, Hi everybody!

Nunzilla, I am so sorry honey! I thought that you were kidding about who is Freddy. I was just being silly and joking back. I never ever meant to be mean to you, welcome sweetie.

Oh
'I see' said the blind man to the deaf girl!
Now I get it! Thanks for clearing that up and Linda, sorry for thinking you were a meanie!
Bit confusing in here?
And Bloumeister, what do you mean by 'you'll see tomorrow?' Are you up to no good?

g'day dave
hope your well glad to see your searching for the fun if i didnt have the kids to think about or a man that works 12 hours a day i would join ya.
for the person who said freddy kruger is from friday the 13th wrong dude he was from nightmare on elm street.
great cfr dave i had never listened before it was the funniest thing next to srl keep rollin dude.
luv col

Hey Dave ! Just wanted to say Hi ! Have fun but not toooo much fun ! lol Oh wait .... your single again , have as much fun as you possibly can !! Keep up all the good work ! Buh Bye !

While we're preparing our umbrellas and raincoats for tomorrow's downpour, here's something I propose to all who'll come here and read this:

OVERRATED / UNDERRATED

Here's how it goes: choose a subject (it should be "all about the music", but you can talk about movies, TV shows, food, etc. - anything you want!), present 2 'contestants' or 'antagonists' and explain why one of the 2 is overrated in your view, and why the other should be given more respect/recognition.

(believe it or not, I was inspired by Humboldt Squid on this one: he always says that Dave Navarro was better 'under the influence', so here's his chance to prove it!)

There it is:

OVERRATED - RADIOHEAD

I'm not saying that they're not good, but they've never knocked my socks off. Evey time they come out with something new, the critics rave about it, but I never get 'it'.
A lot of work goes into their work, a lot more than most of the junk that comes out nowadays, but is this studio craftmanship enough to hail them as geniuses?
They seem to copy the Beatles' pattern of pushing the limits of sound, but with the emphasis on 'sounding better' than the actual music.
And how about all these complaints by people that their songs sound like other 'classics'?
'Karma Police' vs The Beatles' 'Sexy Sadie'?
'Creep' vs 'The Air that I Breathe' by the Hollies?
(check this one out, people, this one's amazingly similar!)
'High and Dry' vs Every Coldplay Song?
(oops, that should be the other way around!)
So is this a case of being overrated or overhyped?

UNDERRATED - THE PIXIES

Much more than a punk/surf band. The modern "wall of sound". This a a band that wrote the greatest pop songs, distorted them until they exploded, wrote fucked-up, psyched-out spacey lyrics and rocked them in your face like you were hit by sonic whips. Amazing guitar and bass work, and that growl... Fuck!
If the Pixies had stayed together when grunge exploded the scene in '92, they would have hit it big-time, shading many bands like Weezer and Smashing Pumpkins on their road to 'mainstream succes' (much like Jane's Addiction, to a lesser extent).
When U2, David Bowie, Nirvana, Radiohead and many others praise and cover your work, you must have done something good.
After they split up, they still came out with great stuff as Frank Black/Black Francis and the Breeders (we'll forget about the Amps).

CONCLUSION: to me, great music makes me want to pick up a guitar or drum and form a band (too bad I can't play shit!), so while I enjoy Radiohead, they leave me cold, but I still want to headbang to the Pixies 15 years after their demise.

Later, I'll post a TOFU VS CHICKEN WINGS contest... or maybe not.
But feel free to post yours!

Col, thanks for correcting my error. I am fuckin delirious with all the shit happening next week. Of course Nightmare On Elm Street, Jason is Friday The 13th. Oh and BTW, I am not a dude! Now we're even. haha

Nunzilla, I'm glad you read my post. I like to joke a lot, so you can't always take me seriously! Dave thinks I'm real fuckin funny, don't ya Dave?

RT... you're my favorite dipshit. Glad I wasn't the only one enjoying the peace & quiet.

Bloumeister... sure hope you're wrong.

Egotists that just want to blast each other with moronic highschool insults need to go get their own blog to have their ignorant testosterone-fest on. (Notice there are no women jumping on here to play these retarded little games.)

Reading this crap is the equivalent of having to listen to:

"Fuck you..." "No fuck you!" "No... fuck you back!" "I know you are but what am I?"

Then come the inevitable insults about parentage and the sexual promiscuity of everyone's mothers. It's enough to make me turn my computer off and go watch Bob the Bulider with my kids... which I usually consider to be a form of Chinese water torture.

A better suggestion: If Bloumeister & The-Mafia will just ignore them and quit feeding into their bullshit, they'll get bored and leave. They're enjoying the reaction they get, so take away their "toy" and stop reacting.

Worked for my husband with his psycho-bitch x-wife anyway. Good luck.

Back to lurking....
-MS

Evening everyone! Just checkin in and saying hello and goodnight. Its been a long weekend of paper writing. My brain is now officially mush.

Dave - Any new netfilx recommendations? I need some good entertainment!

Love to all, ~Amber :)

PS. Hi Pi, Nunzilla and MidnightSun...welcome to "Dave Navarro Land" hahaha That's what Chrissy called it when she was leaving me a voicemail once. I thought that was so cute! Anyways, yeah...my brain...mush...

Thanks Ambersonian! I came here to find out more about Dave after seeing Rockstar & wanting to know more about everyone involved.

How I ended up watching Rockstar is a bit bizzare. I married a redneck who loves David Allen Coe. I mentioned him and a friend said, "Isn't that the guy who's forming a new band with Tommy Lee called Supernova?"

Me: "Uh... I doubt it."
Blonde Friend: "No, it's on TV... they're having a contest to find a lead singer like INXS."
Me: "David Allen Coe and Tommy Lee??"
Blonde: Yea, I'm pretty sure it's him.

David Allen Coe
Dave Navarr-O

Holy shit did I laugh when I figured it out. Every now and then I have a nightmare where they do a duet. So that very misguided conversation ended up with me landing here at Dave Navarro Land and finding out about Spread Radio Live and Camp Freddy.

I've been so far out of the loop of what's cool that this blog led me to My Space for the first time (Dave was my first... I was a My Space virgin." I seriously had to google "sparkle tags" to figure out why Dave said fuck them.

Glad to be here and emerging from Bob the Builder Land back into the realm of intelligent people... well, at least most of them are.

-MS

Hey Sun,

What's wrong with Bob the Builder?

Seriously, about the 'dorkside', I stayed out of it, as many did, for a week, and they wrecked the 6767 train out of his rails so bad that I ended up on Justin Timberlake's website!

I personally don't care about what they do; I'll find something better to post about if they're not around. But since they've become part of the furniture here, so to speak, I just can't resist the urge to poke fun at them every now and then. Espcecially since they open the door wide for it to begin with... so much that a think that it's some sort of kinky fetish of theirs. Some sort of a 'I like to be humiliated in public' syndrome. I guess either they come here, or they have walk in Central Park naked with a dildo up your ass, covered in shit. Might be some sort of 'rite of passage' to adulthood.
Anyways, what would you choose?
So I guess 6767.com is stuck with them for a while still. And if they're gone, who am I going to pick on? The Squid? He's gotten so serious, it's not even fun anymore.

I truly wish that when I come back here tomorrow night or Tuesday, I'll find out that some people have grown a brain (or at least some wits) over the weekend... but I don't believe that science is so advanced.
Sadly, as 'America's Funniest Videos' has shown us time and time again, you can show a monkey new tricks, but ultimately the monkey will revert to his old habits of licking his ass and balls... and people will not get bored of watching.

Enjoy the freak show.

"I don't want you and I don't need you
Don't bother to resist or I'll beat you
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong"

"If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean"

"The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most"

Lyrics (barely) taken out of context - name that tune?

That's enough for me tonight.

Hi Linda & Col

Your comments reminded me of this clip. haha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni_VmbHi4GE&eurl=

Capitalism has made it this way
And our old fashioned facism will take it away

ah the stench of troll

To BLOUMEISTER;
Lonely in here earlier? I enjoyed your posts, as always.
Is that a clairvoyant prediction for Monday? I've put away my shit-waders until something truly deserving comes up, and am spending Monday dubbing music for you, Mrs. Meat, and some other new people that I had the pleasure of meeting because of this blog. I hope you find yourself with no reason to unsheath your sabre, and rest assured there are some kick-ass brains lurking around out there, just waiting to POUNCE!!! (see last section, two posts ago) As for your above post;
OVERRATED
-velcro (not as sticky as Crazy Glue, and noisier)
-Hamburger Helper (every time I buy it, there's no fuckin' hamburger in the box!)
-standing up to piss (well, men need SOMETHING to bitch about)
-fecal matter (you'd think it was GOLD, the way the topic has been resurfacing over the past couple of weeks)
-my sense of humor (just ask Scott)
-Janet Jackson's boob (I'd rather look at the Grand Canyon)
UNDERRATED
-Humboldt Squid (this creature will be around long after the likes of art c. and bloumeister become extinct)
-beef jerky (edible, makes for an excellent door-stop)
-masturbation (no needless conversation,cuddling, or justifying)
-creative profanity ("shit the fuck back, you twatstika, before I hammer your cock to the floor" etc....)
-wearing identical shoes on each foot (a private joke for Mrs. Meat)
-lastly, and certainly not least; PEACE!
RT

TPC kicked ass on the Carson Daly show friday ---kicked ass

Dave --- two great songs that just ROCKED the TV !!!!!!!!!!!

allan

Just curious - SRL - does Dave have to pay any royalty when he plays his music on the air? Just curious.

Goodmorning Family!

Dave have several questions to ask, but one for now. Have you begun work on TW(o) - is there one in the the works at all?

Loved the performances on Carson Daly - sister DVR'd and I got to watch it a few times. My niece came into the room and goes, "isn't that Dave Navarro? We saw him in Hollywood!"

Always,
me

Dave ~ Thanks for Letting Us Love YOu ~

To Mr. English (AKA The mafia ) I apologizes for the delay in my response. But there is more to life then the black screen of the 6767. I well be the first to admit that my spelling and grammar is poor.
But wile you were polishing your pocket protector and bopping to the beach boys I was cutting class and partying. Maybe if you could get layed ( (have sex) didn’t wont to lose you ) by something other then your mouse then you would under stand that. Are you still with me?

To the mafia and the rest of the inbreed family. I first came across this site because of the complete discust I have for crappy ass Super Nova . When I started reading some of the posts that people were writing I Was dumb founded.
One would have to assume that most of the people posting were teenage girls that didn't know any better. Then I came across a few people that seem like they hade some since (justanotherhater, Scott ,and a few others).
Super Nova is a disgrace to the rock world, and for you to have any part of it is just a cheap attempt to get into the spotlight once again. They should be ashamed! Somebody hasn’t been worth a shit since they were in the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. In the words that I think Scott would use, "he is a washed up TURD looking for the top of the bowl.

I will repost monday and leave you to ponder. If at first you don't succeed, try again, then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.

P.S.
I hope this is better, I had a little help from Hughes' Momster (Mom/Sister)before I left last night!!

Sincerely,
haha

Hi Dave,
I think you're a really funny guy!! Your video of Mafia's mom was excellent. She spits out more than what RT's mom did last night.

Little Miss Mafia
Little Miss Mafia sat on a tuffet
sucking a dick away whey,
Along came a spider,
Wright down beside her
And frightened Miss Mafia away

Bloumeister - Didn't want you to feel left out!! So, we are a part of your life now, huh? I'm glad that we are here for your entertainment pleasure. You have to admit, this place sure would be boring without us. Thanks again for never doubting us, we will always be here for the "Fam".

Morning Scott - Nice to see you're in full swing this morning!!!

Thanks C!! Nice weekend?

Not too bad... how about you???But they are just never lobg enough huh??? Fucking Monday.....

Yeah, I see they missed the darkside over the weekend!! Do you agree that this place sure would be boring without us?

Almost not worth getting on at all without us!!! Seems they only talked about the darkside anyway... And they say WE have no lives!! Jumped on a Sat nite, but it was so fucking boring in here, I just went to bed...

turd
One entry found for turd.

For the one who thinks turd is spelled terd, like I saw trying to correct me in a previous post.

Main Entry: turd
Pronunciation: 't&rd
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English tord, turd, from Old English tord; akin to Middle Dutch tort dung and probably to Old English teran to tear -- more at TEAR
1 sometimes vulgar : a piece of fecal matter
2 usually vulgar : a contemptible person

YA TURD SNIFFING LOSER!!

Both definitions work for these people!!

sure does....

The Oh Dave family must be trying really hard to come up with some stupid poetry or something. Let's hear from the intelectual one........

hahahahaha

thats funny shit

My extent of poetry now a days consists of, childrens books....or knock off's of the last John Valby show I've been at... haha

RT, Squid, and the rest of you turds!!
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Glad MY name isn't on that list to take this test.... Need lots more coffee yet!!! Scott, you are just a plethora of insane information - it is a wonderful thing!!!

Yeah gotta love copy and paste!!

This place is as dead as SN.

I think it has been record time today that we have been on here, and haven't yet been told to go away, or called an asshole of some sort by a deranged groupie freak....Oh aren't you just feelin' the love....

Are they dead already....thought they at least would make a couple of shows to show off their new pet skunk...oops I mean singer...

Its Monday and there wrist are tired and balls are sore.

Yeah, I hate when that happens

Justanotherhater - Where are ya?

I bet the turds are all too busy taking my tests!!

That could take awhile then...

Well we can see that the Junior High school computer labs are open. Yippie.

If this is a refection of the future of our world we are all fucked.

Good morning Dave, Good morning family..

to the poster above asking about royalty rights to SRL songs...that's the beauty of internet radio, the government hasn't found a way to regulate it, and the record companies haven't found a way to control it...FREEDOM!!!

love,
jezzi(uncontrollable)

you are pretty funny when you want to be...how come i never noticed before? thanks for making me laugh art.

Posted by: MoonRider613 aka heather at September 24, 2006 06:11 PM

Maybe it's because you were too busy throwing shit at people to notice

3 Steeps for you to get a life Duh mafia and family .

1.Get over your piss poor child hood.
2.Get your finger out of your ass .
3.Get a hooker if that’s the only way you can some( I won’t judge you)

hahaha

Little Miss Mafia
Little Miss Mafia sat on a tuffet
sucking a dick away whey,
Along came a spider,
Wright down beside her
And frightened Miss Mafia away

just to funny had to say it hahahahahaha

youn cant fuck with us

Oh Dave, Oh Dave ..... This place is funny. Thanks for the laughs. I think I will leave for good now. You turds didn't really think you were getting off that easy now did ya?

if any one see that little mafia bitch tell him Hi for me. hahaha

haha the short bus is outside waiting to pick you up.
I believe Scott aka Spider is saving you a seat.

You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?

Scott;
My Mother died of lung cancer a few years back.
You have crossed the line, you wretched little fuck.
We had better not ever cross paths.
Rick

You were geek getting pushed into the locker in school.
The dork that couldn’t get the girl.
The 300 pound kid that smelled like shit. Getting close yet?
Your fooling know one big bad mafia bitch

Hey Darkside pieces of poo. Your rediculous posts are getting old, I think it's recess now kiddies.

RT - What are you refering to?

How did you spend your Saturday night Internet porn. !! You can talk more shit after you get some ass that’s not on your computer screen

Hope I didn’t hit a nerve hahaha

"RT - What are you refering to?"
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 07:29 AM

I think Rick's talikng about this gem of yours:

"Hi Dave,
I think you're a really funny guy!! Your video of Mafia's mom was excellent. She spits out more than what RT's mom did last night."
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 05:13 AM

What the fuck is wrong with you, Scottie Boy? You don't even remember your own insults?

You shouldn't have pissed off RT. He's going to be on to you like pimples on your face! You better hope that reinforcements are on the way, because he's going to make your miserable life a living Hell! You're going to leave this website feet first, and your head up your ass!

"Hi Dave, I think you're a really funny guy! Your video of Mafia's Mom was excellent. She spits out more than what RT's Mom did last night."
-posted by Scott, above.
My Mother's name was Barbara.
If you want to stoop so low as to insult each other's Mothers, you should at least have a name to work with, so that you can take pride in your sense of humor.
Have fun here today, and always.
Rick

Okay boys - lets save it for the groupies....The insults should be flung AT us NOT amongst us!!!!

Hey RT, so sorry about your mother.

Lots of love, Bratty

Hey Bloumeister;
This whole thing (everybody showing up here) looks planned...
and that sucks. I appreciate you showing some support up there, but I am seriously pissed and hurt by that joke.
Yes, I know he couldn't have known... but there are lines drawn, even in the shit.
Contact me at home, at your convenience, if you want to maintain some sort of friendship.
Sincerely,
RT

For whoever was asking about Camp Freddy, go to www.campfreddy.net for info. There are pics, setlists, a message board etc. The core members are Dave, Billy Morrison, Scott Weiland, Chris Chaney, Donovan Leitch and Matt Sorum and they've had a ton of guests.

The first time I saw CF was in Oct 2004 in NYC and they were awesome--guests included Jerry Cantrell, Lou Reed, Billy Duffy, Gina Gershon and Fred Schneider from the B-52's.

Lou did Venus in Furs and the Blue Mask w/CF--for those who are new, Dave covered Venus in Furs on his solo album, Trust No One--so it was AMAZING to see Dave and Lou Reed right in front of us playing that song together.

http://www.campfreddy.net/members/about/?s=about

Also, CF will be on Leno on Oct 5.:
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Have a great day, D & Fam!

Love,
Sue

Sorry RT, just trying to stir up something in here, since it's so boring today. Sorry about the cheap shot. I shouldn't go there with people that I don't know. Again my apologies!!

Scott

RT - You were the first to tell me not to take the comments about being a shitty mom and feeding my kid drugs seriously, so you should know not to take seriously, or personal, any insults stated on this site... you know better than that bud!!!

Good ol' Scott - stirrin' the turd pot!!!!

RT - Do you forgive me?

Hey RT, ignore the little mensa member. He can't help it that he's from a family of rats. They'll always be rats. He'll just grow up to be a rat too.

Hey rat, go get your shine box.

CFR was great Dave! If you want to come to Wyoming, we are on it for finding the perfect lil ranch to watch your TV, have your radio and internet station :)

I had to catch the podcast so I missed the music, but have to say, just listening to you guys' chatter is quite entertaining!!

Have a good week and don't forget to bring the cash with you next week!

Sue...thanks for the Freddy info!!! I can always count on you

love,
jezzi (groupie is as groupie does)

mafia since you seem so fond of quoting movies try this if a problem comes along you must ZIP IT!!! Hope the spelling was up to your high standards

Scott;
I don't know you; you don't know me.
If you could see me, that little joke would never have begun to formulate in your mind. I'll leave it at that.
I'm turning this computer off and walking away. We just don't share the same idea of "fun" , and I'm not judging you or anyone else when I say that.
I posted something late last night, above, and in my OVERRATED
section, I listed "my sense of humor (just ask Scott)".... maybe you thought I was instigating something with you, but I was merely getting a little dig in at myself, because I really have been a wanker around here.
I apologized to you last week for those listed questions, and you apologize today for joking that my Mother (r.i.p.) sucked your dick.
We'll call it even, and lets make this goodbye, okay?
Please leave me out of your invective, and I will do the same.
Rick

RT - Sounds fair.

Bye, bye everyone... I think my life is pathetic and there is nothing worth living for. So, I'm going to end it all today.......... Nah, I'm just kidding. Can't get rid of me that easy, ya turds!!

Lowlife scums! I know you think all's fair in the battle of insults but some topics are off-limits regardless. Have the decency to keep the shit away from people's families.

(I hear you art, I lost my mom to cancer at a very young age (I was 8) and can't bear "mother" insults either.)

It's not even worth trying to insult them back right now.
Later,
Unreal!

Hey Rick,

I just got home, and the first post I had in my face was Scott, oblivious as to what happened, not remembering what shit he had thrown at you. By rebound, no less: he attacks this poster Mafia by insulting YOUR mom?

Hey, I've made jokes about Scott's mom myself, and probably will again, so it's not about what insults you throw at people, but more HOW you do it.

C-, Scott, 'hater' and anyone else that comes here to brew shit like it's Coffee Mate, understand this: no one can block you from coming here and stir the pot. It's a free country, and there is such a thing as Freedom of Speech.

But Freedom of Speech is not just a right, it's a responsability, even a burden to some. Now if you can't control yourselves and refrain from acting like second-rate Beavises and Buttheads, I suggest you shut the fuck up. You sound like the kid in a candy store, wanting to lick all the lollypops, or worse, the premature ejaculator who needs to change his underwear every five minutes while looking at the latest Sears catalog.

You don't need to post just for 'post's sake'. You don't need to cut and paste shit just to take some space on this webpage. We don't care. There is something called 'scroll' that's very useful when you do what you do.

If you think you can enlighten me, inform me, entertain me, amuse me, or even manage to get a rile out of me, please post. I think most people who come here will agree to that.

If you can't - please stay away. You're not annoying or insulting me when you poste here; you just plain bore me.

mafia since you seem so fond of quoting movies try this if a problem comes along you must ZIP IT!!! Hope the spelling was up to your high standards

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 08:13 AM

Ah yes "Austin Powers" would be about the speed for a mensa member like yourself.

Just remember one thing ya rat:

we're bigger than U.S. Steel

Oh, and that TERD thing?

That would have been me, making fun of you.

Don't worry, I am well-versed in scatological terminology. In others words, so you can understand: I KNOW MY SHIT.

"For the one who thinks turd is spelled terd, like I saw trying to correct me in a previous post... blah blah blah...
YA TURD SNIFFING LOSER!!"
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 05:39 AM

I used that cut-and-paste technique you seem to be so fond of, and wasted a few minutes scrolling (that word again - check it out!) some of Dave's previous posts for proof, and here the conclusion I came up with:

That "loser turd" who can't read... IS YOU!!!

"Hey Dave I've got another idea!! Why don't you just record a terd flushing down the toilet, wipe your ass on a cd, and call it Poopernova!!"
Posted by: Scott at September 14, 2006 11:26 AM

"Justanotherhater, you are so right, once a terd...always a terd!! And Rob, it sound to me like you are in denial, you are a peter puffer, right?"
Posted by: scott at September 14, 2006 12:25 PM

And the list goes on and on...

And great work on the insightful remarks, by the way. You must be a major hit in book clubs and coffee shops all around your area. Your momma is certainly very proud of you!

"Sue...thanks for the Freddy info!!! I can always count on you

love,
jezzi (groupie is as groupie does)"

ROFLMAO, Jez. We're not groupies, we're band aides...

Yes, I am just a font of useless information. Or so I've been told.

Love,
Sue

Bloumeister - I think it's post, not poste. Just thought I would point that one out for ya!!

And Scottie Boy, since your syntax is always out of whack, was 'justanotherhater' the 'once a turd, always a turd' guy you were referring to in that last example?

Just trying to understand you, that's all. You're a bit hard to read, and I still haven't received the "Darkside for Dummies" book I ordered...

I hope you can appreciate some facts, Dave. Conditions have changed. Some people have gotten too powerful... I want you to take care of darksiders personally, do it yourself. That's not all, though. C and justanotherhater. I know you've always gotten along, but jackasses, they're different. You cross 'em once, fight with 'em once, and they're gone. I know this. I've heard they're a different race... Jackasses. They don't even believe in sin. They'll betray you, just like they betrayed Jesus H. Christ Himself. You join my family, they die. No one will even know you approved.

"Bloumeister - I think it's post, not poste. Just thought I would point that one out for ya!!"
Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 08:39 AM

Sorry, my bad, I made a typo.

Could you cut and paste it for me, and make the correction?

Just make you you don't put Liquid Paper on your screen.

Blou - I find it amazing that I am first on that list above to be insulted... I have NEVER insulted anyone "personally" on this site and yet continually I am told what a bad mother I am and how I must drug her...blah blah blah. Why YOU feel the need to berate me, when I have barely even spoken to you(as yourself) is beyond me. Besides, as yourself and your MANY personalities on here, you have sling your fairshare of shit. please Do Not include me in your little lecture about brewing shit!

Darkside for dummies? So you're saying you want to join up with the stronger force? Can't blame ya if that's the case. We don't want you though, I'm sorry to inform you that you just don't fit in!!

that should have read, "you join my family, they poo."
typos abound

computers suck

bloumiester it is about what you post or poste in your case. scott inadvertently crossed a line and apologized for it, and worked it out with him. You should take your own advice and post responsibly.

More_maf - you will neeed to clarify your remarks from above...I frankly can't tell if they are insulting or not....Am I the jackass who has "betrayed christ"????

It's just make sure you don't put Liquid Paper on your screen. DUH!! Now who's calling the kettle black?

Thanks for the help justanotherhater!!

"It's just make sure you don't put Liquid Paper on your screen. DUH!! Now who's calling the kettle black?

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 08:48 AM"

Now THAT was funny! If we could joke more like this then it wouldn't be so nasty round here

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Bloumeister, "Darkside for Dummies".

Now that's some funny shit! I almost spit my espresso on my racing forms.

However wouldn't the book read "Darkside ARE Dummies"?

Mafia Man - Good one ya turd!! Glad to see you're still alive.

Yeah good one - I am SO insulted now!!!

Gee mafia if we're dummies you're a big poo poo head

Mafia Boy - Yeah ya big turd/terd slinging bitch!! Cocka poo poo.

Mafia Man - Good one ya turd!! Glad to see you're still alive.

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 08:56 AM

It's been in my experience that anyone that facinated with bowel movements are either:
1: retarded
2: about 10 years old.

My guess is you are both.
Is it nap time yet in school?

C minus:

I know that you're been laughed at concerning your kid, and while you might think it's unfair, since it's 'open season' here on 6767.com, I guess some people shoot on everything and everybody.

Not to apologize or distance myself from this, but I never joked about you or your child. You never gave me any reason to do so. But you did mention your child quite a lot, so you're giving people ammo. You're hanging with the unwanted (an unnecessary), so I guess that from there, it's 'fair game'.

In the end, C-, you're just guilty by association. I don't think that enough to put you behind bars, but you might be losing your sanity in this. Or at least your reputation. You seem like someone who has interesting things to say sometimes. Maybe you should start trying.

One thing I've learned over the years (especially since I started changing diapers myself):
when it looks like shit, smells like shit and (God forbid) tastes like shit...
well, usually, IT IS SHIT.
Do yourself a favor and move away from that dark corner where the ugly, smelly things are.

I never sleep, I will never go away, I am your worst nightmare!! So there, big mafia man. Your name scares me sooooo bad.

Gee mafia if we're dummies you're a big poo poo head

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 08:57 AM

there you have it folks.
The Chapter President of the Bumblefuck Wyoming Mensa Group.

Mafia? Do you and the rest of the thugs have me on the top of your hit list yet?

I never sleep, I will never go away, I am your worst nightmare!! So there, big mafia man. Your name scares me sooooo bad.

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 09:02 AM

Oh but not true little pinhead.
When School let out on Friday you were gone and you returned when School reopened Monday.
So the Family enjoyed a Adult conversation weekend until the romper room showed up.

Mafia - It's ... enjoyed an Adult conversation, ya fack!!

And why capitalize Adult? You're the stupid one, we all know this now!!

Sorry, scott--you just can't seem to make it to the top of ANY list let alone a shitlist, flamelist, or any other. How does if feel to constantly be number two? The only hit you'll ever receive is the door on your ass on the way outta here. now crawl back under your rock, the daylight might get you, you oh so scary dorksider.

mafia do you do anything else besides watch movies in you parents basement and post on line? Are you one of those people who sit at a computer 24/7 and piss in bottles so you don't miss anything that happens on line?

more_Maf - You must have dorks on the brain. What a fag!!

Mafia - It's ... enjoyed an Adult conversation, ya fack!!

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 09:10 AM
It's also "fuck" since we have no idea what a "fack" is

OH that's right your school computer must filter curse words!

Hey watch that "Junior" doesn't shake you down for your milk money at recess.

Mafia - You don't know me and I don't want to know you. I'm a little older than you think I am. I have however heard some interesting stuff about you. I didn't realize you were the poster child for last years Special Olympics. Congrats to ya.

Sorry, scott--you just can't seem to make it to the top of ANY list let alone a shitlist, flamelist, or any other. How does if feel to constantly be number two? The only hit you'll ever receive is the door on your ass on the way outta here. now crawl back under your rock, the daylight might get you, you oh so scary dorksider.

Posted by: more_Maf at September 25, 2006 09:13 AM

Not to worry my capo, the little rat will be crying once his milk money gets jacked at recess and the little rat won't have snack today. Oh boo hoo

Mafia why don't you fess up. You know you are the kid in that video who got masterbating to worlds of warcraft on line....... Ya Pervert!!!!

Blou - My kid was dragged into this shit by some idiot a long time ago...If I remember correctly you have at least one also...But my mention of my kid or yours should NOT be considered as "ammo" by ANYONE who has no other insults to throw at me besides the ones insulting my parenting. If I am "guilty by association", then so be it, I happen to enjoy the banter of shit I have here with Scott and Hater, it is amusing. I also enjoy the emails I now share with ALL my new aquaintences including RT, and the ever awesome Mrs. Meat & Cookie!!! If someone is foolish enough to attempt they know me by WHATEVER corner that I sit in, then that is fine by me!! Blou, I do not want to be slinging shit with you because according to RT & Ruth you are a decent person...Unforetuneately I am having a hard time seeing that at the moment. Sorry

Mafia why don't you fess up. You know you are the kid in that video who got masterbating to worlds of warcraft on line....... Ya Pervert!!!!

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 09:19 AM

Ok that makes absolutely no sense.

But since you seem to know so much about whatever voices are talking about in your head....

I would never insult the real "mafia". Your mafia is a lot different however.... What I think yours stands for is,
Morons
And
Fags
In
Area

Wow, didn't hear about that one, but thanks for revealing EXACTLY what demographic you're in, kids.

Never even heard of Worlds of Warcraft but I guess that's a video game along the lines of what Dungeons & Dragons was back in the day... And it's spelled "masturbating", little padawan (did I hit it right with a Star Wars reference for you?)--put down the lube and pick up a book, preferably one without too many pictures.

mafia do you do anything else besides watch movies in you parents basement and post on line? Are you one of those people who sit at a computer 24/7 and piss in bottles so you don't miss anything that happens on line?

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 09:15 AM

Ok ya jerk...
It's "online"...one word. "on line" means to wait in a line for something.
Geeez kid please pay attention in School why don't ya.
And why bore the rest of the Family with your weekend activities.

Nice try dum dum - that trick has already been used!

Hey I'm not judging you. It must get lonely down in the folks basement. I understand you have to beat off to video games, since your mom and dad put that porn blocker on your computer.

Justanotherhater - They probably beat-off to old episodes of Scooby Doo and picture Luckass while doing so.

Dum dum? Learn to spel!

Hey I'm not judging you. It must get lonely down in the folks basement. I understand you have to beat off to video games, since your mom and dad put that porn blocker on your computer.

Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 09:27 AM

We don't need to know your schedule rat.

mafia are you back to spelling attacks already? You were doing so good today too. But you seem to be out of any good ammo. What a shame. I think theres a rerun of monkeybone on comedy central right now, why don't you go watch that to get yourself some new material.

OK I'm off subject but hey that's me. I just wanted to comment on your guitar playing that I wasn't familiar until watching Rockstar. I am in the process of buying old Jane's addiction music. Wow you are a great guitar player besides being a nice person. smiles to you and I'm glad I found you and your music. It's never to late.

Oh, so now we've resorted to highjacking peoples names. Come up with something new, you unoriginal turds!!

look who can't spell "spell"!

Tom Retard - Dave's not here!!

Curiously the trolls all seem to show up about the same time.

What a fortunate coincidence, otherwise with whom would they argue.

STOP HIGHJACKING ME!!

What - Are you some kind of retard of somethin'?

Scott that was a nice jester I would have said hears a tissue now wipe your puss
posted by joe momma

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!

Well, C-, if Art and Meat vouch for me, I guess that makes me a dork too... Anyways, I just don't see what 'fun' it is you're having with your buddies. To each his own, I guess.

Don't worry, you're not part of my (s)hitlist.

I must apologize darksiders for being a complete loser. I have resulted to highjacking names because I hate myself and want to be anyone but me. A worthless dried-up turd, cum gargling little bitch.

Oh, and did I mention that I just found out genital warts are incurable? Just my luck!

Mondays...

look who can't spell "spell"!

Posted by: The-Mafia at September 25, 2006 09:33 AM

What in the hell are you talking about now

Oh, shit, Scott's bringing up his Scooby-fetish again, now only to pin it on others!

It's not an STD, buddy, don't can't give it to someone else like that.

Get professional help.

Well, preaching is not my forte, and my more serious posts don't seem to catch up as trendy, so I'll leave you all with a little something that should become a staple here.

Think of it as a cross between Peanuts, Life in Hell and Dilbert.

I'm calling this "TALES FROM THE DORKSIDE".

Episode 1

'TAKE ME TO THE RIVER'

On a well-deserved day off, Dave Navarro is spending the day in the countryside. As he's walking by a cornfield, he sees 'dorksider' Scott in a canoe, right in the middle of the field, a few hundred meters away from the river, paddling like crazy.

Dave: Scott, what the fuck are you doing there? You know, it's stupid guys like you that give my fans a bad reputation, with all your nonsense and shit. Stop fucking around and get a life, you retard! It's a CORNFIELD, and you're in a CANOE, dipshit? Can't you understand wht's wrong, you half-brained piece of crap?

Scott: Well, you turd! You're lucky I don't know how to swim, or else I'd be right up there kicking your ass!!!

I'm gone. Have a nice afternoon!

Oh Scott, that would be luscious Lukas IMO and I picture him all the time! Yummy! You sure know how to wake a girl up from the monotony of these posts.

I do feel a very little sorry for you though, I bet there's never been anyone ever picturing you, ever! Poor ugly little Scott!

Oh yeah, did I mention I like little boys also!!

I killed Jon Bennet.

I killed Kurt Cobain!

I killed Steve Irwin!

SorryforScott - Glad I could enlighten you. If people pick on others for their looks, that person must really hate what they see in the mirror. Are you ugly? It's okay, ugly people need lovin' too!!

sorry scott, but funny is funny and that post from bloumeister is some funny shit.

I killed an afternoon, thanks

I killed the guy who killed the guy who killed Bobby Kennedy!

I eat more pussy than cervical cancer!

thats alright we killed this blog! DARKSIDE

Frankly I don't care if I am on your list, Blou. But what a letdown to be told you were a good guy and then the first on your little judgement list - I mean comeon, why should you judge any of us? Because you have grown weary of slinging the insults yourself, you were having a grand time not so long ago? If you notice, I haven't been a part of any of the shitslinging above with Scott and Hater, they are enjoying themselves without me just fine, but yet because I say hey to them and do not give a shit what they sling at whom...then I'm included anyway as their accomplice??? Anyone who doesn't want to read it can just go over to asylum with all the others and post "by the rules..."

SorryforScott ?up do you look good If you think Lukass look good you should see me.

Yeah, he's quit the funny one!! Way too much time in that guys hands. And for him to waste so much time thinking up that crap is really disturbing to me. I have to laugh also. Ha Ha Ha.......

Did I strike a nerve Scott? Must have, seeing it didn't even occur to you to say "how do you know what I look like?"

"If people pick on others for their looks, that person must really hate what they see in the mirror. Are you ugly? It's okay, ugly people need lovin' too!!"

Don't worry, I'm sure your mama loves you Scott!

Your mama loved me last night!!!

SorryforScott I think I love you.

C, please describe your nipple to me in detail.

Hey, Hey, Hey - I thought we agreed to leave Mama's out of this!!!!!

SorryforScott - She didn't think I was ugly like you, and she showed me ... If you know what I mean?

Oh FUCK IT - IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MAMA'S!!!

They started it up this time, not me!!

Your All wright with me C

I'm with Blou, tell us what your nipples look like C!

I already did numbnuts, read above!!!

speaking of hitting a nerve~apparently someone hit a BIG ONE with C minus (must have been her grade point average) about the poor mothering skills--methinks the lady (and I do use that term loosely) protest too much.
that was probably a week ago and it's still eating at her. she should probably give up the internet altogether and just focus on raising a decent child.

SorryforScott - Are you another one of them OH DAVES? If so, you are about to hear from Dave himself.... wait a minute ..... Okay, he's here now.
Dave,
Has your ass cheeks ever healed from SorryforScott's tongue lashings?
"No man, I guess that's what you get for showing people the darkside".

Why cant we all just get along
that’s Wright the family’s idiots

posted by haha,
"SorryforScott ?up do you look good If you think Lukass look good you should see me."

haha, if I could only get past the feeling that you are really dumb, I would definitely be interested in what you look like. However, brains appeal to me far more than brawn, so to speak (or bad grammer) and because you appear to lack a sufficient quantity, I graciously decline your offer to regard your countenance.

Bitch, don't back talk us!

Give us the dish on those pretty aerolas. Are they big like a flapjack or small like a quarter? Are they pink like twat or brown like an asshole? Are they flat or conical?

Dish!

Oh Fuck the Fuck off, loser. You are just not worth the effort.....

For those picking on C and her parenting. GO EAT ANOTHER TURD YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF POO. Go masturbate to something different than your fantasies about her nipple. Freaks!!

"SorryforScott i still thik i love you

Thanks Scott, just for that - I'll email you a pic of my nipple!!!

C - They just have to play like little children like they are and highjack names. You know that wasn't me earlier, right?

haha, it's always the way, the worse you treat a guy, the more they love you

Mafia, where ya at? Are mommy and daddy home for lunch so you had to get off the computer, or are you watching that monkeybone rerun I told you about?

They would need to do better than that for me to think you're insulting me!!

"I killed Kurt Cobain!"
Posted by: bloumeister at September 25, 2006 09:42 AM

Well, I say I'm gone, and it doesn't take five minutes for someone to impersonate me.

Well done, BRAVO!

This takes a lot of balls. Just keeps on getting better and better.

Maybe I am getting weary, C-; it's getting hard to compete at this level...

BTW, I'm not 'judging', just 'prosecuting' or 'defending'.
If if you want to continue this personal discussion, don't waste space here, it's no better than 'turdposting' - write me. You know how to reach me.

ha ha - lmao off at you dum dums. That was me hijacking your names.

Turd.

Blou - same back - but I think this thread has been run thru...

sorry buddy - no hard feelings!

In the end we are all gods children
love is the answer

Paul, just so you know - my mother's aunt's cousin died of cervical cancer. You humor is not appreciated!

You'd better hope that you and I never meet in person.

RT

Scott,

"Your mama loved me last night!!!"

I know Scott, she told me all about you and the power of group hugs on those that think like you. I'm so glad she was able to help you with those self-esteem issues stemming from your lack of....(we won't get into that here, too public)
My mom is such a great psychiatrist, I'm just so proud that she was able to help. I thought part of your therapy was to stay away from all the hurtful comments people say about you on the internet though. That could set you back alot, Scott. Listen to reason and take care of yourself, it's a fragile life.

Praise the lord!!

"sorry scott, but funny is funny and that post from bloumeister is some funny shit."
Posted by: justanotherhater at September 25, 2006 09:44 AM

Glad you liked it, 'hater'. Check out my '10 ANSWERS TO SCOTT' from last night.

I just wish you'd play along those lines instead of the 'blog hijacking' stuff you're doing.

I'll have more coming of those later, but gotta go now... FOR REAL!

So if more posts like the "I'm with Blou, tell us what your nipples look like C" pops up, you know for sure it's not coming from me. I do pride myself in my work (even though Scott thinks I'm wasting MY time with all those witty replies...)

Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!

Yo mama's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!

Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles!

Yo mama's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl!

Yo mama's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"!

Yo mama's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

Yo mama's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Car!

Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!

Yo mama's so fat she cant reach her back pocket!

SorryforScott - Good one ya turd!! You sniff as well as the rest. I seen that pic you sent me of yourself. I tried not to laugh, but it was way too funny. Even Glamour Shoots couldn't help ya out. I shouldn't laugh at other peoples looks. But, when you send me a pic of yourself and it looks like that, your just opening the door.

In the end we are all gods children answer
And I love you all hahahahahahahaha

yea C you should have known better than to try to play with the big boys--now--shut up bitch, go fix me a turkey pot pie.

Highjackers - Get a real life, not one you have to dream of having.

Only a fucking LOSER needs to hijack names!!! Get your own name, Dumbass!!!

Scotty boy, my endearing little turd. I'm afraid you've been duped again, my love. I was trying to send you a pic but the fake email address just caused it to bounce back. Sounds like someone is trying to hone in on my territory here... back off bitches!

Scott I thought we were friends--just goes to show you that I should have been nice when I first got here and then I'd have the family to back me up.

A reformed letter C? Word! what is the world coming to. Welcome aboard C.

I wanna be an airborne ranger
I wanna lead a life of danger
Before the day I die
There's five things I wanna ride
Bicycle, tricycle, automobile
Scott's mother and a ferris wheel...

YA HIJACKIN' TURD!!!!I repeat get your own life!!!

Speaking of turkey pot pie, have you guys tried the ones from Costco? Delicious!

SorryforScott - You must really like me deep down inside for using my name as part of yours. It's okay to want to walk into the dark.

SorryforU - I'll NEVER reform...

DAVE: The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls.

Justanotherhater, Scott etc:
You ought to spend a little more time trying to do something with yourselves and a little less time trying to impress people.

"SorryforScott - You must really like me deep down inside for using my name as part of yours. It's okay to want to walk into the dark."

Scotty boy, you turdy little sweetass, I'm just waiting for you to take my hand. Now come on....unless you find strong, beautiful women a little intimidating.

Daves' not here. How many times to we have to tell you fucks that!!

C-
You're kind of sexy when you're angry.

SorryforU - YOU should spend alittle more time being yourself and alittle less time being everyone else!!

How big?

Scott - You just like the dirty words!!!

"SorryforU - I'll NEVER reform..."

yes, yes, now those are your true colors.....Blou et al, she was just pulling your leg, acting nice for a change, you almost fell for it.....personally I never believed her.

C-
What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of monkey shit, and everyone knows about it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know how tough you are. Let's go. C'mon man, just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take the first shot. Just take one good swing...

SorryforU - First, please stop reposting everything we say...we know what we said!! Second, YOU dragged me into this, YA FUCK, so SHUT IT!!!

SorryforScott - When you say big, how big is big?

SorryforU - YOU should spend alittle more time being yourself and alittle less time being everyone else!!
Posted by: C- at September 25, 2006 10:31 AM

Is this directed at me, you mispelled my name. Just how many people do you think I have the time or inclination to be? You really give me way too much credit. I only wish I was capable of living up to your lofty expectations.

justanotherhijackinturd - You should see the size of my cock!!!

Ha, C-we KNEW you were a hermaphrodite!!!!!!!

Paul, just so you know - my mother was disfigured in a tricycle accident. Your humor is not appreciated!

You'd better hope that you and I never meet in person.

Scott

I didn't misspell it, just took liberty with it. If your not hijackin, then OBVIOUSLY it wasn't for you...But if you are hjackin', then my comment stands!!!

Scott,
"big", did I say "big" somewhere up above? you'll have to refresh my memory before I can answer that. I can't be bothered to scroll so far up.
C-
you're getting too angry

Highjackers,
Dave said to quit your pathetic battle with the darkside. He also said that you will never win. So go play in traffic now.

SorryforScott - You said you were a big boned person with a great personality. Those words usually mean that you're really really big with pimples on your ass. Ha Ha said he don't care, he would still love you. More cushion for the pushin'.

"SorryforScott" is not a highjacked name. I am an independant person from Scott or anyone else writing here. I personally created it, no-one is being hi-jacked or imitated.

Scott, guess I was hijacked! I'm actually kind of petite, and the ass is smooth as a babies bottom. They got it right on the personality though.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This never gets old!

Sorry... - So to clarify, "hijackin" refers to the use of someone elses name...not your own silly!!!

Going back to some of the earlier posts..Blou Loved the Overrated/underated idea! RT. I have to disagree about the velcro. I have found it quite useful on the back of photos to keep them inplace, which has been very therapeutic for those OCD moments. Also, it has alleviated the need for me to teach my children how to tie a shoe, afterall any 3 year old that can operate those 9 buttoned xbox controllers already has better dexterity than I do.
My pick for overrated items: packing peanuts and shipping plastic with those bubbles that people find impossible to avoid popping all day long.

"We're not groupies, we're band aides..."

Hahahaha Sue!! I fuckin loooove that movie! Thanks for the laugh.

Have a great day, Dave and Fam.

one other thing Scott...tell haha thanks but no thanks, I don't know how many times I have to tell him. Poor sod can't take no for an answer. He should know by now I'm only interested in you.

SorryforScott - Prove it!! I don't believe your ass is like that. The internet is so powerful, people can be whoever they want to be. They can be a beautiful 25 year old female, but in the real world they may be a 48 year old man masturbating and making his computer keys all sticky. So, you can say whatever you want, I just don't believe you.

I think you're infactuated with me!!

C- I really must correct you.

The term arose from someone wanting a lift on a truck calling "Hi, Jack" until this was used often as a trick by robbers.

It also comes from seamen who were robbed by prostitutes in former centuries in London. Prostitutes would call out "Hi, Jack" to passing sailors. Instead of receiving the services they expected, some sailors were instead robbed by an accomplice.

So it really does imply theft, to which I plead not-guilty. I reiterate .... I created it, I didn't steal it.

Amber, glad you got it-everyone else is throwing quotes around :)
And you're envious of ME?! YOU! Aren't you going to the Bridge benefit?! I'd trade 50 Tool shows for one Trent acoustic. Have fun, take pics!

Love,
Sue

SorryforScott - Who are you really, sounds a lot like RT or the squid to me.

Sorry... - I was referring to how we use the word...

yes Scott, I am "infactuated"...definition = possessed by an unreasoning passion or attraction for "facts".

Unreal! Scott, I can't believe you are comparing me to art or the squid.

Unmasked me yet, Scott?

Sorry for Scott,
So, is a blowjob out of the question?

Do you need a mask SorryforScott?

haha......you really should be following the thread here, Scott is about to turn this on it's head and expose me to the world and all you can think about is sex!

Dear Dave, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a jackass (Scott)...and an asswipe (justanotherhater)...and a basket case (C-)...and a dumbass (Darkside Cookie)... Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, the Darkside.
Or am I just a bunch of C’s personalities?

Well Scott, despite the blatant clue you come up with zip...nada...nothing.
haha...you're not lookin' so bad anymore...

So why all the hiding SorryforScott? Curiousity is killing me!!

I already told you who I was, I'm sure you will recognize the name...art would.

You are so sad....get off my name already douche.

I really don't care that much, nice try though!!

Whereas you Scott are a something-teen wanker who gets off on what exactly? Wasting hours a day on this shit? I hope you grow up to get a job in a small office with no windows and no power. Second thoughts, maybe growing up at all would be an advantage.

Damn I'm the popular one today!! See, this place would be boring without me to sling shit at.

"infactuated" c'mon at least look it up if you don't know it. That's just damned lazy. No spelling bee for you this term.

I was really having a hoot there Scott, you're such an easy target. Til next time.

I love the paradox. The troll is getting trolled.

Its like that old picture of a woman holding a picture of her holding a picture, of her holding a picture.

What you're describing is a feedback loop.

Its like when I ignore my kids because they are a pain in the ass. But the reason they are a pain in the ass is because I ignore them...

Oh, and one other thing. I managed to get the piss stains out of your bedsheets, but I wasn't so lucky with the shitstains on your underwear. Never mind honey, mommy'll take you shopping for a new pair on the weekend.

Who is this Scott, who gives idiots a bad name?
Every time he posts, he humiliates himself further.
Why doesn't he have anything better to do with his day?
Assholes like this guy make the case for human extinction.
Nobody I know wants him around here.
Thirty or more comments per day, based around human waste?
Ugly as fuck on the inside, not one shred of doubt about it.
God must have a sick sense of humor, to have created Scott.
On and on and on with the wasted life, and we have to read it.
Never again will I read this loser's posts.
Everyone hang in there, Dave will be sending a stronger message.

I should've considered an abortion.

(Waits for the God-squad reaction)

Yes, C there is another piece of evidence that you are a crappy mother--admitting to ignoring your kids. good job. in 10 years we'll be reading about a serial killer who JUST WANTED MUM'S ATTENTION...

Hopefully we will find your address by then, ya hijackin LOSER!!!

""I don't want you and I don't need you
Don't bother to resist or I'll beat you
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong"

"If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean"

"The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most"
Lyrics (barely) taken out of context - name that tune?
That's enough for me tonight.
Posted by: Bloumeister at September 24, 2006 09:30 PM

--hey blou, did you see the live footage of trent and manson singing that? manson came out on the fragilty tour and sang the last bits of starfuckers with trent and then they turned around and performed that song right after. it was a kick ass performace..i found it on nin.com. probably can find it on youtube as well. and sadly, you were right.

you know what people? the quiteness of the weekend and then the crap slinging of today has made me fully realize how over it i am. thank god for scroll buttons!

sue, i haven't gotten to thank you in the asylum yet, so i want to tell you thanks for the care package! you made my very stressful day! let me know if i can return the favor anytime!!

hello jezzi, how is your world?

hello art, amber, sue, jezzi, blou, nunzilla, Midnightsun and dave! have a kick ass monday people.

If you people didn't have us then what would you talk about? I know, it would either be poetry from stolen song lyrics, or Oh Dave's!! Boring..........

Hopefully we will find your address by then, ya hijackin LOSER!!!

Posted by: C- at September 25, 2006 11:26 AM

whassamatta--don't like other people messing w/you? Payback's a bitch.
And just what, pray tell, will you do with the address if you DO obtain it? Which you won't. dream on, sucka!!

Scott needs to find a job;
clearing landmines in Bosnia
modelling bodybags
lying in the middle of crime scene tape
licking septic tanks clean
fucking peoples' mothers and pets
breaking mirrors with his face
playing Scrabble with toddlers
re-writing the Bible (the Scott edition, a very shitty read)
testing the strength of lumber with his skull
FINDING A LIFE!

C,

I'm one step ahead of you. I've been using and Abika program to trace Scott's and other highjacked posts. So far I've pulled the IP for the ISP and am trying to pull out metadata to see if we can narrow it down to a location.

It's to bad that people that have something nice and worthwhile to say on here can't say it without getting all this stupid crap. To all the positive posters keep on doing what is right for eventually the negative falls to the side because it no longer has anything to hold onto.
It's all about the Rock & Roll and not silly posts. Take the time to do take guitar lessons, draw some good art, read a great book, say something nice to your neighbor....

Great words of advice. Thanks guys!!

hey guys..perk sent out a message about new shows..on one is says TPC is playing the buzz fest in houston in early october...have they posted this somewhere and i have missed it?

Now that was nice scott

I don't mind anyone messing with me...the comment about your address was in reference to the serial killer remark, dumbass. I really don't care where you are, or who you are. It would be nice if you would mess with me without hiding behind different personalities though.

Hey does anyone know where I can hear some of the new SN w/ Lukas songs?

Tom's right guys...

Here is a quick tab to get you started. It's the first song I ever learned:

E -0--3--5--0--3--6-5--0--3--5--3--0--
A ------------------------------------
D ------------------------------------
G ------------------------------------
B ------------------------------------
E ------------------------------------

Thanks Tom, See even I can be nice sometimes. Rare, but sometimes!!

cameltoe at September 25, 2006 11:53 AM

you can listen here,
http://intothesupernova.com/

What Heather?! Where is this...myspace?

smiles...I bet you can be nice all the time. Great doors will open for you if you do.

Tom - You promise. I may persuaded into the light.

Thanks Unreal, ya fack!!! That was nice of ya.

Dave, I just wanted to say how much I love you man. You're so hot!! My boyfriends and I wonder if you will touring around Seattle soon?

Heather, TPC is playing Buzzfest in Houston on 10/8, it's under the shows part of the site. I got the Banyan thing too--Dave, that only leaves Nov/Dec for the TPC tour, any word yet?

Tom Menard, welcome--nice to see positivity!!

Love,
Sue

Wow - 6:00 a.m. EDST a mere 45 posts. 7 hours later and all I can say is....time out chair for half, hot pepper drinks for a few and think we need someone to 'card' this site for IQ - make certain it is over the idiot level. I most enjoy reading the intelligent banter but somehow the cyberchips got tossed around too much.

Carry on .....

I tryed to be nice.But Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people Unreal! .

I tryed to be nice.But Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people Unreal! .

"What Heather?! Where is this...myspace?
Posted by: Ambersonian at September 25, 2006 11:58 AM"

yep. i was on his site today. i went the TPC site right after and saw it..would have liked to have been paying attention previously, i might have been able to go. cannot do it now though. i am waiting for the fall tour.

nice that someone hijacked dave's name. i want to know who would pretend to be him? silly.

I got the "Banyan" myspace bulletin too! I was shocked to see they are playing the month of October! (I wish some of t he dates were East Coast though)
Daaaaaaaaaaaaave! What's the deal?

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Thanks Sue!

My philosophy is to just try and be as positive as possible. That's the only way we will ever be able to achieve world peace and run the fucking niggers out of the country.

Haha sounds kinda hot also!! Are you a dorksider also?

10 Signs You Might Be Trailor Trash
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.

If a tornado hits your home and causes $10,000 dollars worth of improvement.

Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW....who ever just hijacked Tom's posting name is in for a lot of trouble...NOT cool.

Moonrider - I don't think that anyone really "hijacked" Dave's name, it was merely for effect purposes. They would have posted it like he does when he replies here if it was supposed to be a real hijackin'. It just gets outta hand and silly in here, and it really shouldn't be paid much attention to... I know that isn't much comming from me, but whatever.

Wheh that wasnt' very nice whover to use my name to post that kind of sick thing...I guess niceness only lasts a little bit for some people for CHANGE IS HARD but in order to get ahead in life ONE MUST EVENTUALLY OR FOREVER BE DESTINED TO STAY THE SAME....YUCK doesn't sound like to much fun to me. Nuff of this stuff. What's real here, certainly not the jibber jabber

I think that calls for a reminder, everyone should check out the Museum of Tolerance.
http://www.museumoftolerance.com

Tom - I've ran out of insults for everyone now. What do you want to talk about? I'm game for something new to talk about.

Why do the insults Scott? Does it feel better to have friends or enemies? You can always do mountain climbing or lift weights to get frustrations out. Why put it onto other people?
nuff from me.

Dave you happen to know something about re-unions, and have been on the Howard Stern show many times. Have you seen this madness from Eddie Van Halen? I am not sure if this is great, funny, bizarre or something else. Check it:

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2006/09/14/eddie-van-halen-goes-bananas-on-howard-stern-the-full-highlights/

Hey Tom, I like the art on your site! Very cool!

Tom, the real Tom, there is a messageboard that you can join called The Asylum. There's a link at the top of the page.

People have to register there and posts like the one above aren't tolerated so if you like to discuss music, movies, gaming, and pretty much everything else there are a lot of nice people over there, and you can post without being hijacked and flamed. Jokes are one thing but...

And before you all start in again about "who are you to invite US", I am just informing him that there is an option if he so chooses to exercise it.

Well thank you for all your kind words Sue and I will check that out. I'm a Rolling Stones fanatic and am on several of their boards..wheh another board....haha

Hi Everyone
Just a heads up that there are only five more hours to go on the rock star supernova charity auctions on Ebay. Lots of beauties of Dave on there! I already won one of them a few days ago, and can't wait to get it!
Its a 100% charity auction for The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation. Link is below!

http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZegpafQQhtZ-1

the Vote Timeline:
1990 | 1991 | 1992 | 1993 | 1994 | 1995 | 1996
1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004

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1990
Rock the Vote is founded by members of the recording industry in response to a wave of attacks on freedom of speech and artistic expression.

"Censorship is UnAmerican," the first Rock the Vote campaign, debuts. The first in a series of public service announcements (PSAs) featuring Iggy Pop, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Woody Harrelson air nationally.


1991
Rock the Vote supports the National Voter Registration Reform Act (NVRA), also known as the Motor Voter Bill. Rock the Vote efforts, including artist PSAs and "Dear Senator" postcards on the now-defunct CD longboxes, contribute to Congress passing the Motor Voter Bill. The bill is ultimately vetoed by President Bush, but will later be signed by President Clinton in 1993.

1992
Rock the Vote produces PSAs with artists including R.E.M., En Vogue, Aerosmith, Queen Latifah Eddie Vedder and others. The PSAs air on networks such as MTV, VH-1, BET and Fox. Rock the Vote also partners with the National Association of Secretaries of State to produce additional PSAs for local television broadcast.

Fox Television broadcasts a one-hour, Peabody Award-winning Rock the Vote television special hosted by Queen Latifah and featuring Michael Douglas, Madonna, Robin Williams, Tom Cruise, Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Rock and others.

Rock the Vote and its partner organizations register 350,000 young people and help lead over two million new young voters to the polls. On Election Day, these young people reverse a 20-year cycle of declining participation with a 20 percent increase in youth turnout compared to the previous Presidential election.


1993
On May 20, 1993, President Bill Clinton signs the Motor Voter Bill into law, highlighting Rock the Vote’s role in the bill's passage during the White House bill-signing ceremony.

Rock the Vote partners with activist groups to lobby for the National and Community Service Trust Act. The bill, designed to encourage volunteerism, is signed into law by President Clinton on September 21, 1993.


1994
Rock the Vote creates and distributes over one million free copies of “Rock the System: A Guide to Health Care for Young Americans,� a pamphlet on health issues affecting young people.

The First Annual Rock the Vote Patrick Lippert Awards is held in memory of Rock the Vote’s founding Executive Director, Patrick Lippert, who died of AIDS-related pneumonia in 1993. R.E.M. accepts the inaugural award, honoring those making a significant contribution to our common future through extraordinary achievements in empowering young people.


1995
Rock the Vote produces the Peabody Award-winning "Out of Order: Rock the Vote Targets Health," a series of short dramatic films focusing on health care issues and featuring up-and-coming stars Giovanni Ribisi, Cuba Gooding Jr., Joey Lauren Adams and Amy Smart.

The Second Annual Rock the Vote Patrick Lippert Awards honor Pearl Jam and Queen Latifah.


1996
Rock the Vote debuts the first program to register voters by phone, 1-800-REGISTER. Closer to the election, Rock the Vote converts the number into 1-800-ROCK VOTE to give callers the number of their local elections office to request absentee ballots or locate their polling place.

Working with MCI, Rock the Vote develops the first web site to offer on-line voter registration, dubbed NetVote ’96.

Rock the Vote develops PSAs with artists like Drew Barrymore, Seal, LL Cool J, Chuck D, Joan Osbourne, Coolio and Hootie & The Blowfish, airing them on MTV, VH1, ABC, CBS, USA Networks and DIRECTV.

Rock the Vote goes on the road with the MTV "Choose or Lose" Bus and registers almost 40,000 voters. Rock the Vote registers over 500,000 new voters through radio partners, volunteers, concert tours, MTV’s Choose or Lose bus, 1-800-REGISTER, and NetVote ’96.

Radio Rocks the Vote, a program intended to engage youth in the Presidential election, is launched. The Ford Foundation awards Rock the Vote a grant to evaluate expanding the program into non-Presidential election years.

Rock the Vote and MTV publish 200,000 copies of a free non-partisan voter guide, educating young people about the issues and candidates in the 1996 election.

Chuck D of Public Enemy and Hootie & The Blowfish are honored at Rock the Vote’s Third Annual Patrick Lippert Awards.


1997
Rock the Vote fights anti-First Amendment legislation in communities nationwide, working with a national network of volunteers to educate youth on the issue and to mobilize young people to voice their concerns.

Rock the Vote’s Fourth Annual Patrick Lippert Awards honor Sheryl Crow, LL Cool J, radio stations Q101/Chicago and Jam’n 94.5/Boston, and Steve Young and the NFL Quarterback Club.

Rock the Vote receives the Computerworld Smithsonian Award for Innovation in Technology in recognition of its 1996 telephone and Internet voter registration programs.


1998
Rock the Vote expands both its focus and organization and rewrites i

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Insperational thought of the day

"Suck my white ass ball"!!!!!
-Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore, my hero. Now why couldn't there be more like him. Mr. Insperation, sounds like you have some darkside in ya?

Good day everyone.
Till tomorrow ya turds!!

Ha! Dave - or Pseudo Dave - whoever the hell you are... your post made me break out my guitar and start playing it. The first thing I learned (or tried to learn) was Iron Maiden - Wasted Years... just the guitar intro. Anyway, thanks. I'm gonna go play now.

Later-
Li

Li - I betcha you could learn SN's new songs pretty easily. 3 chords is all you gotta know.

Good day everyone.
Till tomorrow ya turds!!

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 01:59 PM

School bell ring? Hurry...run...go...don't miss the short bus...

CLASS DISMISSED.

Insperational thought of the day

"Suck my white ass ball"!!!!!
-Happy Gilmore

Posted by: Mr. Insperation at September 25, 2006 01:55 PM

INSPIRATIONAL
sheesh.

Happy Gilmore, my hero. Now why couldn't there be more like him. Mr. Insperation, sounds like you have some darkside in ya?

Posted by: Scott at September 25, 2006 01:57 PM

And then this moron spells it wrong.

Hmmmmmm nice try, now go get your shine box Spider.

Mafia, don't expect any better from him, he just cut-and-pasted it.

Man, what perfect timing! I come back just as he leaves. Should have noticed the smell of shit was gone.

Michelle

I hope to take my mom to some concerts if she is gang but I think I will stick with the indoor concerts with her...lol. She said she loved it but admitted to me today that she was in a lot of pain and really did want to go home but did not want to spoil my fun knowing how excited I was to finally see the AC and the Stones.

My dad is a harder sell, he won't go to concerts period because he doesn't like the loud noise, yet he cranks up his surround sound system to listen to Nascar cars...rofl. I don't get difference...lol I find the cars a more anonying.

Trying to make up for lost time, I ranaway when I was 15 and did not come back here until I was 27 so they feel like they missed out on a lot.

have a great night all

Dave c'mon, a new post please...............
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
silky.x.x.x

Noelle, you sound hot. Describe your nipples to me. In detail.

Better yet, take a picture of them and email it to me.

I see the playground is FULL again:(

Keep yer cunt mouth shut!

wonder how long before this becomes a members fourm?

watch your step! troll shit everywhere.

Bloumeister, I think you've been hijacked at 2:28 and I'm puttin' money on Scott!

Anyone who has a vid from TPC on Carson Daly, if you would be so kind as to post a link, I'd be forever grateful!!

Sue, here you go.

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=4577009.wmv

Eric

"Bloumeister, I think you've been hijacked at 2:28 and I'm puttin' money on Scott!"
Posted by: Unreal! at September 25, 2006 02:40 PM

Well, any post with my name on it that isn't a least 5 times longer than this shit is surely not mine, you should have learned that by now.

But... what if I do get those pictures by e-mail?

Anyways, this next one will be a post of mine, that's for sure... rrrrreeeeeeaaaaaalllllllllllllyyyyyyyy long!

Okay, so you've discovered this really nifty thing to do with the equipment between your legs, and it gives you some of the most intense feelings of pleasure you've ever felt. In fact, it's been so pleasurable you have begun to do it a lot — a whole lot. And now you might be wondering what you've gotten yourself into. You might have read somebody's comment about how addictive masturbation is. Or, you might have noticed how similar the desire to masturbate is to what you understand addiction to be. In short, you want to know if this practice is going to take control of your life and hurt you. Honestly, I think the answer is, "It depends" — one of those wishy-washy, yes-and-no, weasel answers. But it really does depend on a number of factors in your life, on how you experience masturbation, and what kinds of consequences masturbation has for you. To answer the question well, we need to review some knowledge about addiction.

First, consider the dictionary definition of the word. Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, 10th Edition, gives two:
1. The quality or state of being addicted [to an activity or thing] (such as, being "addicted to reading")
2. Compulsive need for and use of a habit-forming substance (such as heroin, nicotine, or alcohol) characterized by tolerance and by well-defined physiological symptoms upon withdrawal.
Broadly — persistent, compulsive use of a substance known by the user to be harmful.

In the second definition the phrase, "characterized by tolerance," means that over time the body builds a resistance to a substance such as alcohol, so that increased amounts are needed to get what feels like the same effect. Let's see how these definitions apply to what you and I know about masturbation.

The first definition seems to be a lighter, more general use of the word "addiction" — much as we might say, "I just love to read (or masturbate)." The second definition is heavier and gets more to the heart of the concern that masturbation could be addictive. My experience has been that masturbation feels so good it can feel quite compelling. Since I discovered it, my desire to masturbate persisted, even in the face of strong discouragement from my mother when I was a boy. During adolescence, I think I was obsessed with it. As I grew older, the practice took its place among other very satisfying interests in my life. From what I have read at JackinWorld, I think my growth into adulthood is similar to that of many other men.

When I have masturbated frequently, it has taken longer to achieve subsequent orgasms, and their intensity has seemed to diminish. This seems like it might be "tolerance," except for the fact that when my masturbation frequency decreases, the old intensity returns. I have never believed masturbation to be harmful to me. At times, for one reason or another, I have gone a long time without masturbating; I don't remember having any strong physical signs of withdrawal during these times — but when I resumed, the intensity of the orgasm was both astonishing and highly satisfying.

So, when I try to fit my experience of masturbation to the definition of addiction, it seems to fit only slightly. Yes, masturbation is compelling. However, I don't get strong physical reactions if I abstain, even though it feels really great when I resume. The intensity of feeling seems to lessen the more frequently I masturbate, but it comes right back if I decrease the frequency. This doesn't sound as though my body is building a tolerance to masturbation the way it might to alcohol, nicotine, or heroin. By now I'm ready to say I don't think I can become addicted to masturbation — but I can become obsessed with it, just as I could become obsessed with many other kinds of behavior. Obsessive behavior is characterized by excessive repetition of some act. [Editor's Note: The repeated up-and-down movement of the hand isn't necessarily the "repetition of some act"!]

Next, let's look at some other ideas that seem to apply both to obsession and addiction. Substances and behaviors can be addictive/obsessive to some people and not to others. And there are degrees of addiction/obsession.

Take alcohol as an example. You may know people who drink responsibly. They can control their drinking so they always drink at appropriate times and places, and moderately so they don't become drunk and lose control of themselves inappropriately. You might know others who occasionally get drunk and lose control, even though most of the time they drink responsibly. And you might know a few unfortunate people who are addicted to alcohol. They are drunk more than they are sober, can't drive or hold a job, and have alienated their families because they cannot control their alcohol consumption. Alcohol is also destroying their bodies, and they are likely to die young because it attacks the liver and other organs.

The physical and psychological dynamics of addiction are at least partially understood, but we still don't understand completely why some people can control their use of a substance such as alcohol, where others have no control at all. There is much obsessive-compulsive behavior connected with addiction. You might have heard of Alcoholics Anonymous, the highly successful program that helps people deal with their alcohol addiction. Much of that program deals with controlling obsessive-compulsive behavior. So it is possible that if you have the genetic predisposition, and if early childhood experiences contributed to it, you could become obsessed with masturbation to the extent that it harms you. But I think the chance is slight.

Some people ask counselors or newspaper advice columnists if they are "addicted" to alcohol, drugs, sex, or whatever concerns them because they do a lot of it. And some people have written to JackinWorld to say they are worried about being addicted to masturbation because they do it so much. I think often they are referring to an obsession rather than addiction.

Whether obsession or addiction, one way you can answer questions like these is to see if you can stop for a while without suffering major physical symptoms, such as getting the shakes or becoming ill. (Humping the davenport, doorknob, or barbecue grill does not count! Nor does running around going berserk. Yes, it's stressful, but we're talking major physical symptoms here.)

Another way to answer questions such as these is to ask yourself to assess negative consequences. If you have been fired from your last three jobs because you missed work too much due to being hung over, you were arrested last week for drunk driving, and your wife just filed for divorce because last night you fell asleep on the front sidewalk and the neighbors complained, these are all strong suggestions that you are addicted to alcohol. If you were suspended from school yesterday for excessive tardiness (because you stayed home masturbating in the morning before going to school), or your parents had to come to the police station to pick you up because you were caught masturbating in a downtown park at noon, or you spurn sex with your partner because you prefer to masturbate exclusively, you are probably obsessed with masturbation.

Most of us, however, can control our behavior so that it is appropriate. We masturbate in private — in bed at night, when we are home alone, or in a toilet stall or bathroom behind a locked door. In such cases, I can't see masturbation as an addiction or obsession — compelling, perhaps, but not an immobilizing addiction or obsession. Even if you do it a lot — a whole lot — it still is not an addiction or obsession unless you find it having some major, harmful consequences in your life.

If you do find that masturbation is hurting you and you want to stop (or just cut down), you need to seek professional help near where you live. One way to find this kind of help is to call a local crisis hotline. These community services are listed in the blue pages of your telephone directory, along with government agencies and offices. They can refer you to an agency that can help you.

Masturbation plays a big role in a normal sex life. Some of us discover it as children because it starts to feel so good between our legs. Others are shown by our friends. We continue to masturbate because it feels so good. It gets us ready for mature sexual relationships when we reach adulthood, and it helps us take care of those raging hormonal urges and surges when we are teenagers. Masturbation can enhance mature sexual relationships where two partners use it either as a prelude to other sexual activity, or as the main fare. And it keeps us going when relationships falter, such as when a partner is ill or away. It is a great equalizer in a relationship where one partner needs more sexual activity than the other. All of these uses of masturbation were reported by mature JackinWorld readers in response to the Adult Masturbation Survey undertaken last year. (Read the results of the JackinWorld Adult Survey.)

So stroke on in the comfort and joy of knowing that you probably are not addicted to or obsessed with masturbation, no matter how compelling it may be to you or how often you do it. And now you have some guidelines to help assess whether you are developing an obsession, and if so, what you can do about it.

Hey Moonie/Heather,

I'd hate to tell you "I told you so", but...

I TOLD YOU SO!!!

I never told any of you this, but...

(in trance)

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE. I'm a genuine, time-tested, Grade-A fuckin' prophet. Wogwarts diploma and all (class of Ravenclaw).

Nostradamus, eat my shorts!

For your information, I also do:

- fortune-telling
I once told my good buddy Dickie K. that he'd be sitting on top of the world one day. Guess who's CEO of Wells Fargo now?

- exorcism
Got Céline Dion out of her 'death metal' days, and succesfully put Dilana back on the path of righteousness by assigning her my 'guardian-angel-to-rent' and mindless slave Gilby Clarke.
(she's got a SuperSoul now!)
Work-in-progress: Dave Navarro's website

- magic potions
I cured Eddie Van Halen's tongue cancer (I know, he wants to keep it a secret, but...) with a special ointment made from

- precognition
This special talent has already saved Dave Navarro from the wrath of Steve Isaacs/Humboldt Squid/Julio Calamari

- hex spells
My partner Ryan 'DarkHorse' Star has cast a curse on Supernova, saying that their career will not last. Already, they've chosen Lukas as their singer, had to rename themselves, and will soon be opening for The Panic Channel on a nationwide tour. And this is just the beginning...

- psychic/medium jobs
I'm the one responsible for bringing John Mark Karr back in the JonBenet spotlight - I fuck it up every once in a while, just for kicks!

- balloon tricks/reading the dog's entrails at kids birthdays
(business is slow on this one - tough sell!)

Haley Joel Osment was an intern at the office and showed great promise, until that unfortunate D.U.I. incident this summer. I told him not to drink at that Muse concert he was going to see, but alas!, no one listens to their mentors anymore. One "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo" later, the little fucker's in jail. That'll show him!

Need help wwith all matters paranormal?

Who you gonna call?

DORKBUSTERS!!!

I accept competitors coupons and rebates. Best prices in town! Money back guarantee in your afterlife.

I also have a "Enjoy while you fry in Hell" installment plan.

"You supply the soul, we furnish the ghoul"

I'm also manufacturer of DAVERADE, an energy drink/magic philtre that will make Dave Navarro fall in love with you.
ORDER NOW!
While quantities last.
(we're almost out of stock, people!)

My motto: "I see brain-dead people"

Interested?

Call 1-800-779-7448.

Yes, that's 1-800-PSY-CHIT.

Or contact me at scamfreddy@spooks'r'us.com.

"OPEN YOUR MIND TO THE DORKSIDE"

...

...

PHEW! I don't know what came over me. Felt like I was possessed for a few minutes.

BTW, I don't know shit about Harry Potter, but a Google/Wikipedia search later I learned that "Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge and wit", so I thought that suited a few of us well. Or not. Whatev... EVS, people!

Anyways, Heather, I watched the NIN/Manson video on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_QcbXSPpDI

Really liked how Reznor's tied in Carly Simon's "You're so vain" to "The Beautiful People" (yeah, I know, it's from the end of 'Starfuckers', but still I got an extra joke in my pocket with that one - coming soon!). Cool stuff. Loved the red light effects.

I found a couple of cool 'duos' on youtube myself. Since I'm trying to sell my OVERRATED / UNDERRATED concept, here's a video of David Bowie with Frank Black of the Pixies, doing 'Scary Monsters' :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d45CnE2S38g

(looks like Frank ate the rest of his band - chicken wings addiction, I'm sure)

And what about Bowie playing the Pixies' 'Cactus'?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx4VKBojoqQ

Same song, only Bowie + Moby (looks like Mini-Frank):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K131BuwG9Ec

And now, let's play 'Six degrees of Dave Navarro' - Camp Freddy playing "Suffragette City':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZduu4dusoU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esyowkg5Iy4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beGkrXE0Qa4

God, I hate Scott Weiland. STP is another OVERRATED choice of mine - and Storm kicked the shit out of this song with Dave (in a good way - started out bad, but ):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHCb2cKlRzY

All right, that's it for now. Dinnertime.

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM!

"I tryed to be nice.But Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people Unreal!" .
Posted by: haha at September 25, 2006 12:21 PM

haha, little one, let me help you with this;

tryed - it's actually spelled tried

.But - insert space after the period, delete the word But; the rule against beginning a sentence with a conjunction is an old and pervasive one, and most people remember having been taught it in grade school.

Wow Blou, that's a whole lot of WORD CHOW!

DAVE!!! I found the following on the web, and it cracked me up! Hugs, Lisa xxxx

Posted: 11/30/2005 by: Chad Zumock

Dave Navarro- Not a fan of me.
Forgive me if it sounds like I am blogging here, but I need to get something out while it’s still fresh and weighing on me.

Before I get into the story, let me ask you (the great Phat Phree readers) this:

Have you ever lied to a celebrity? You know, just went up to them and fucking lied?

Well, I have, and I got busted for it!

Let me paint the picture for you the best I can. (Let's take a walk together)

It happened to me the other day when I was at this gym on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood. I was there, deep in a vigorous "post-ex-girlfriend" workout.

*Attention Pathetic Men*- If you want to get into great shape, I highly recommend you break up with a girlfriend in dramatic fashion. After the first week of misery, it will become an excellent workout motivation.)

Anyway, back to the story.

I was at the gym. I had the workout gear on. The iPod playing, and I was in the fucking workout zone!

As I was in the 'workout zone', I looked up across the gym and saw Dave Navarro on a bench-press machine.

Dave Fucking Navarro at my gym! The same Dave Navarro from Jane’s Addiction, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and yes, the same Dave Navarro that sleeps right next to Carmen Electra at night. Dave Navarro-thirty-feet in front of me, getting his lift on. AWESOME!

I thought to myself, "I am a Dave Navarro fan and I want to talk to Dave Navarro right now!"

Now, usually before anyone nighs a celebrity, they tend to think up some sort of plan, or a ‘tactic’ on how to approach them without coming off like a 'hand-job'. Nine times out ten, you end up looking like a hand-job anyway, so it really doesn’t even matter what you say.

However, I thought up a plan of attack that would make Dave Navarro interested in talking to me. I would bring up an obscure Jane’s Addiction song that would intrigue him- thus leading to a long conversation.

I would then tell him that I was listening to it on my i Pod, and then Dave Navarro would want to talk to me for an extended period of time, because of my great knowledge and recognition of his music (Brilliant!).

That was the plan, and with the plan in place, I approached Dave Navarro on the bench-press machine.

Actual conversation:

Chad- "Hey man, I hate to bother you, but I was listening to ‘Whores’ on my iPod, and I saw you over here, and I had to tell you about it."

Dave Navarro- "Cool man, off the first Jane’s album?"

Chad- "Yeah, I’m pretty sure…."

As I was talking to him, Dave Navarro asked to look at my iPod that was on my arm.

Dave Navarro- (Long Pause) "…Say’s here your listening to Fleetwood Mac?"

Chad- "Oh no, I was just listening to it on my iPod and I…."

Dave Navarro- "No, you told me that you were LISTENING to ‘Whores’.

Chad- No, I WAS listening to ‘Whores’ and I….

Dave Navarro- (Smarmy and Rude) "Nice meeting you"

And then Dave walked away- one of the biggest ‘disses’ I had ever received (Next to Dan Gilbert, Cavaliers owner).

I couldn’t help but to wonder, "Was it the fact I lied about listening to ‘Whores’? Or was it because I was listening to Fleetwood Mac? Or maybe he just doesn’t care for Lindsey Buckingham as a guitar player…"

So many questions. I just didn’t know what was going on in Dave Navarro’s noggin.

The only things I did know was- he was pissed, and he now thinks I am a liar.

I had an empty feeling, kind of like a feeling where your Grandma hears that you drank beer for the first time. (This happened to me also, and Grandma was pissed)

Did I lie? Technically -Yes, yes I did, but I do have ‘Whores’ in my iPod, and I am a fan. So shouldn’t that count for something?

What will really suck is when I run into Dave Navarro again.

This is how I see it going down:

Chad- "Hey Dave, I feel I owe you a…"

Dave Navarro- "Well, well, well, if it isn’t ‘Mr. Landslide’ himself. How’s 'Rhiannon' doing these days?"

Chad- "Come on Dave, ‘Whores’ was in my iPod, I guess I should have been a little more clear."

Dave Navarro- "Yeah, go ahead, ‘Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.’"

Chad- "I’m not arguing with you Dave Navarro, I just wanted to explain myself and tell you I am sorry."

Dave Navarro- "Too late buddy, you can "Go your own way" now, you already broke ‘The Chain’."

Pick up the pieces and go home.
Chad- "Would you please STOP with the Fleetwood Mac song references already!"

And then Dave walks away again.

It’s not going to be pretty.

I guess the two things I learned for this little experience are: just don’t talk to celebrities. It’s not worth the headache.

And, if you insist on talking (and lying), make sure it’s not Dave Navarro, because that son of a bitch will bust you every time.

So Dave Navarro, if you’re Googling yourself right now, I just want to say, "I am sorry".

‘Whores’ is a way better song than ‘Gold Dust Woman’.

"Okay, so you've discovered this really nifty thing to do with the equipment between your legs, and it gives you some of the most intense feelings of pleasure you've ever felt..."
Posted by: Bloumeister at September 25, 2006 02:51 PM

or

"Hey Moonie/Heather,
I'd hate to tell you "I told you so", but...
I TOLD YOU SO!!!"
Posted by: Bloumeister at September 25, 2006 02:53 PM

Which one is mine?

I have to admit that at least one 'dorksider' has potential.

Good work, whoever you are, 'Paster Supreme'.

But seeing as you are cut-and-pasting this from http://www.jackinworld.com (it's true, people - just paste part of the text in your Google search and you'll be redirected to this site), I guess your cover is blown, is it not, Scott?

Are you just looking for shit like this, or are you part of their mailing list?

I guess your little joke backfired. I'll give you full marks for effort, though.

I'd still be more impressed if you had the guts to expose yourself, but I guess that wits and balls don't evolve at the same rate.

And if it's not you... well, my apologies. I should have known better than to think you'd be able to pull this off.

OK, back to dinner now.

if i saw dave i'd ask to touch his cock then he'd know im a real fan. Im male btw laffs. TOM GREEN DAVE NAVARRO THURSDAY 8pm LA time LIVE ON THE NATIONAL INTERNET www.tomgreen.com

ROFLMMFAO!!! that was hella fuk'n funny Ylais...thankx 4 posting that