First (I know it's silly, but who cares?? I am *first*!!! )

OK, now *when* is the Spread merch coming?? I am getting cold here, nekked, waiting for some clothes to wear (now, there's a visual for you!!)

I am planning on Camp Freddy tonight....anyone wanna join me for chat??? :-)

me,liz :) Hoping to see some other buddies!

Can't wait for the tour, Dave!

rock & roll!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ peace, c.l.k.

I am so intensely, explosively, overwhelmingly psyched for the shows! I'm going to NY and NJ. Sue, Denise, Sean and the rest of the east coasters: you guys going? I know you mentioned that you can't make NY Mike. :(

See you guys tonight in the chat! :)

Spreading the love and counting down,
Deena

Yes, Deena, Kristen & I got our tix today, and so did Denise, don't know about Sean. Will miss mike!
See you there, email me so we can plan :)

Deez NUTZ. Maybe I'll bring the sign, it's in Kristen's room.

Hey everyone... Hey Deena!

Just got my ticket for Avalon in NY, and am totally pumped for the show. I can't wait to see all of you, including Dave and the gang in all their glory.

Hopefully I'll see some of you in the CRF chat, but it depends on what time I get home. I'll be sending my love either way.

Ciao for now,

Hi Sue. :)

Happy to see you all hitting the road soon...
To me that seems like the high point of making music...
Playing live and connecting with fans around the world...

I got my tickets for Minn. I am looking forward to seeing the band live! DN< will support you ALWAYS :)

Dave,
I bought my ticket for.....DENVER!
Hopefully some 6767 people will be there with me.

Later,
Mike from NYC

*claps hands with delight*
All this makes me so darn happy!!!
*considers flying to Denver to meet Mike*

Did you ever get that kerbdog CD dave?

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in
gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it
after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one
crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and
he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting
hurt for trying to play Jack

Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a
table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right
where I want them."

Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer
found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned
bomb was.

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be
called "12".

Jack Bauers calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools
Jack Bauer.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed
Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your
life.

There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer
has appeared on television.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f#&*&$ing beef.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack
Bauer hates f$*&$ing lemonade.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair
fight.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the
method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't
ask how he did it, he's fu&*$#&ing Jack Bauer.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right
now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack
Bauer.

Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's
milk. Oh you are so screwed.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the
president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico
border.

Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN
go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."

On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one
of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all
his problems with Violence.

Jack Bauer wasn't born, he was unleashed.

Jack Bauer was able to eliminate Bird Flu playing Duck Hunt.

Jack Bauer made 3 million Americans simultaneously hold their breath.
You know you were one of them.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

On Jack's day off, he and Edgar would shoot hoops and get ice cream
together. Later, they'd prank call Chloe, only to have her trace the
call, call them back and tell them to "grow up". Good times... good
times.

Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwent
emergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. Jack
Bauer still can't believe that !&$%@ went to the hospital first.

Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was
shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4
times. What the f%#k have you done with your life?

Jack Bauer doesn't speak any foreign languages, but he can make any
foreigner speak English in a matter of minutes.

There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's
basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him
finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously,
on 24..."

Anything is a weapon of mass destruction in the hands of Jack Bauer.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman
for having a weakness.

Jack Bauer once went into a bar, and asked for a 'Jack Bauer'. He
received three shots of Jack Daniel's, a shot of kerosene and four
shots of tequila mixed. When seeing this, another man approached the
bar and asked for a Jack Bauer. He got a 9mm round to the face.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second
favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Listening to the archives; are you still going to make "The King"? I think I'd totally like to get my hands (and other things) on one of those. ;)

Hey Guys Go To Laweekly.com then to classifieds -u get it CALL A FEW! !

Hey Guys Go To Laweekly.com then to classifieds -u get it CALL A FEW! !

I don't know who Zimphire is, but you have 24 hours to get out of Dodge!

Previously on 24: Zimphire pissed me off!

I Like Dave. Does Anyone Else Like Dave? hahalaughedmyassOfF!

this show rocks!

ummm

Jack Bauer knows when to post a LINK!!!!,

hahhahha
jezzi(Chuck Norris just cuts and pastes)

"I don't know who Zimphire is, but you have 24 hours to get out of Dodge!

Previously on 24: Zimphire pissed me off!"

Silence clitoral cheese nip!

Zimphire is the Eurythmic King of Nowhere!

BTW, want to buy one of my Panic Channel codpieces?

http://webpages.charter.net/zimphire/forums/navcodpiece.jpg

NOW ON
6767.COM

24- on THE PANIC CHANNEL

Jack Bauer DOES DALLAS

Kiefer Sutherland PANICS
as Dave Navarro threatens to
kick his ass for appearing on
his website

PREVIOUSLY ON 6767.COM

ain't it cool keifer was/is 2 cool for who roberts?

That is all very rad....

Unfortunately, I had to miss the CFR as I was in a rehearsal space myself, during the show. I will also be in the Roxy theater on June 7 and am very much looking forward to catching the last show of your current club tour (at least the last scheduled thus far). It shall be.... The SHIT!!!

PREVIOUSLY ON 6767.COM

Carmen won an award for Dave's
AWESOME sense of fashion

Members of Camp Freddy were last
seen sitting around a campfire
roasting marshmallows while
watching THE PANIC CHANNEL

Dave had a BYO coffin photo
session at his pad

1 of my fav qoutes de CFR- "well, then it would be regular cuisine."

Dave, I can no longer download CFR on iTunes. :( It says Dave Navarro 6767.com does not seem to be a valid podcast URL. Are you still uploading them to iTunes? It takes too long for my dial-up to download it via your website. I miss hearing the show. :(

*oops*^ quote*

CFR rocked...thanks for Deeeez Nuts for the webcam and the tongue action was hot ( : You just can't capture the whole experience without the webcam.

hey -
board's messed up
that is all

Great show again, great fans, great fUN GREAT :) Thanks Dave and Billy for the Sat night laugh, need it after a LONG week. And OH the webcam..............:)love ya,db

Dude- 16th is my birthday, thanks for the present.

Rock on.

Alright! Just bought my tix for the SF show in June. I am so excited...can't wait!! Looking forward to seeing some of that "Panic cam" too this week.
Chrissy you got your tix yet?? Anyone else goin to the Independant? Should be a great night!