oh my. i guess at least ty had an interesting birthday.

didn't the waitress tell him you don't drink? crazy. does that top partying with the mayor?

Ok, sometimes I can't tell if you're joking or not..lol
But if all that happened, geez, some peoples grown children huh?

oops...you should have told the guy you'd take an order of mozzerella sticks instead of a drink.

I love that you'll even post the embarassing things you do. Nice to see I'm not the only one who does something a little goofy from time to time.

If you would have bought those T.Mac AirForce MCGriddles like I told you, you would have caught up with him much faster, AND you would have cleared the table much easier.

oops- You should have told the guy you'd take an order of Mozzerella Sticks instead of a drink.

DAVE!

Did you find out who the guy was? Would you tell us if you did? I wonder if it's like a pro athlete or something.

You're such a bad ass dude... :-)

-aj

dave can fight like a ninja! yay! you should've snapped you fingers at him when you called him a bitch...that always gets them going. :)

what an ignorant prick, i'd have paid to see you kick his teeth in dave. remember, size ain't shit! well, sometimes anyway....

You know, I'm not laughing, which is unusual for me....I'm actually a little teary-eyed, I mean, what other celebrity comes close to making himself accessible to fans, well, Billy, but, you know what I mean. This guy could have hurt you, could have hurt other people, what makes him all THAT to infringe on your privacy and not be cool when you were nothing but polite to him. If he knew who you were at ALL, he would have known you weren't a drinker, if he had manners at ALL, he would have asked someone else to approach you about the pic whilst you were eating...I'm grateful you are ok, and a bit of drama is sometimes fun, it's an interesting anecdote for sure, but, at the end of the day, a thug is a thug..
I remember you telling another story how you got all ghetto on Cris Robinson..it's kinda what my dog Scrappy does when he's been involved in a squabble, wait till the other dog is being held back by the collar, and then..go for the NECK..haha

jezzi(adrenaline rush just reading this..lemme at 'em!)

I'd love to see a "COPS" style tape of you calling out the asshole. Maybe you can put the Bounty Hunter out on this guy. Might make a good episode!

At least you had fun with it. But instead of the drama, couldn't you have just gotten Ty a big cake in the shape of two wings and had a food fight?

...Oh, wait, that's been done.

wow sounds that dude is in need of some serious therapy...

*..wishing the fuck I'd been there..*
I would've had not only your back, but your front and sides too! Damnit, that shit pisses me off.

Jezzi totally hit it!!!

Dave you're awesome and if I could have possessed the fat guy for a moment I would have sent a round of shots and a big fat icy Diet Coke!!!

Can we just say for etiquete purposes that you don't demand having a round of drinks with someone you don't know whether famous or not. Do the selfless act by being polite and send some over to the table.

Kisses to all you sexies!!!

Glad to know you had a good time sticky or not hopefully the appetite was subsided a little bit...I hate waiting for food when I'm hungry!!!

Personally, I think it would have been funny to see you post your mug shot after getting hauled in for scraping with the guy on the street. Of course, the mug would have mad every entertainment show on TV and probably a few papers too (not so funny).

Q

Wow. That's all I can say. Wow. What the fuck? Not only is that disturbing, considering the situation could have been much worse - but it's also just really sad. Was the guy drunk or just being an asshole? Regardless, that's no excuse for ruining a good night with friends.

Dave, did you find out who the son-of-a-bitch was at least?

Glad you and your friend are all right.

Peace!
- Sean

That guy will be in the slammer soon enough, if not for this then for something else; let's hope no one gets hurt in the process. Glad you came out of it alright. Take care Dave.

Dude,
What a night! haha...Easy there tough guy! Take care everyone!

Ah, the occupational hazards of rock-stardom...

I guess there's always going to be at least one drunken, obnoxious meathead to spoil the night... or add to it, as the case may be. Glad you found it entertaining and didn't get hurt amidst all the mayhem.

Peace,

Dave,

I'm really glad you didn't get hurt. Even on the other end of what seems the world (Atlanta), Guys that act like that for the sake of 'male machismo' are total fuckwits.

Yeah, I'm with Danielle. That's gotta be right up there with hangin' with the mayor. Glad you're ok.

glad to hear you're all right and nothing serious went down. but...i found teh story kind of humorous, having met dave in real life...and hearing that this guy was like...MASSIVE...and well...dave isn't (no offense!!!) lol...but...i'm sure we'll be reading about it in IN TOUCH or US weekly or something...glad you're ok though :-)

much love
-Emily

Dave you're such a pussy - I was there too and it wasn't a big guy, it was a fat woman and you were too scared to say anything.

There but for the grace of God... ya know? Well, eventually, something will happen to this guy that will be a true slap in the face (or cuffs on the wrists). I'm just glad you aren't torn up, and all that was truly messed up were some glasses & plates.

aaaannnnnd... sonufabitch/muthafuckinassholeyooooo/jerkwad etc etc etc. Lemme at 'em! (but then i'd have to make amends... ah shyt. Nebbermind). LOVE YA DAVE!!!

The funny thing is if the idiot was a sincere gentleman, he may have gotten his wish.

Hey bonehead!

If he had tuned in at all to what you have been very open about in the last decade of your life with the trials and tribulations with booze and drugs, he might of had a clue. Its not like you have been keeping it under the radar.

And the table tossing, yeah you are a stud big man...What a putz..

Another tangent:

I have been sober for 6 years, and its funny to me how some folks get offended when I politely say "No, Thank You" to an offer of a drink (or anything else). As if I have pissed on them...Its hilarious. It doesn't matter how humble I am about the invitation, some people freak out. Its a shame really...

I hope you had a good time regardless of the moron.

Personally, I kinda wish he had his ass handed to him, but thats not always the right thing either.

Dave!

Glad no one got hurt last night man. Speaking of bars. Have you heard of this new place down in miami called "snatch". I hear they have a very similar rokbar vibe. Also have you seen this crazy navarro dress up paper figures they are sellin on ebay. Well atleast they did right by you when it came to the cock....... or perhaps they didnt. Let us know what ya think man.

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Sexy-Stud-Dave-Navarro-Rock-Guitar-God_W0QQitemZ5653064538QQcategoryZ2442QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Hope everyone is having a awesome new year.

-Giovanni

Dave-It's a damn shame that moron wrecked a night out for you and your friends....Just glad nobody was seriously hurt.

Damn dude, that sucks. But yeah, I'm glad no one got seriously hurt.

Love ya dude!

Hmm BTW,that spread radio live pic from one of your other entries so kinda matches my Myspace profile, so thanks!

-AER

This big dude was drunk right? :wondering how many drinks a guy that big would have to down to be drunk:
What with my dirty mind, I'm leaping to visions of having a good wrestle with ya Dave!

That story is super funny! Thanks for sharing.
:)

Haha! That's a great story!!!

Testosterone and adrenaline are never a good mix... throw in some alcohol and your reciting lines from Rocky. Lets not even have the steroid discussion.

IVE BEEN GOOGLING THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOPING THERES FOOTAGE BUT NOTHING SO FAR.........I DID HOWEVER FIND A HILARIOUS BLOG ENTRY BY SOME IDIOT DISSING DAVE AND ROCKSTAR INXS AND HOW A FIGHT WITH DAVE AND THE HULK WOULD BE ENTERTAINING...

http://belowblog.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_belowblog_archive.html

"Lou Ferrigno needs to pick Dave Navarro up by his nipples and throw him through a very thick restaurant front window. Maybe he'll put a shirt on then. I think of my friends who really were behind the Jane's back in the day and must cringe at this great guitarist now.

Sexy Because: Navarro would probably think it was sexy-violent-cool to be thrown out a window by The Hulk. He'd get up, brush the glass shards out of his fur coat and start slowly frenching Lou while Carmen videotapes it for his next video."

WAS IT ANYTHING LIKE THAT DAVE? ROFLMMFAO....UC13

I had the pleasure of visiting Rokbar last week and...all I can say is...I sincerely hope it wasn't those pulled pork-grilled cheese appetizers he dumped on the floor cause DAMN...THOSE ARE SOOOOOO GOOD!!! ;)

Glad you had fun, Dave!

you are doing a wonderful job keeping us up to date on the real world and life of a famous star, I was great friends with Tony Montara years ago from Great White I have a deep understanding of many problems the world of fame can offer answer this is it all worth it? I have lost one too many! I also have been clean for over 6 year recently relapsed and I cant find my way home! goldrosegod1@yahoo.com

Dave, some people are just assholes....you have to feel sorry for them (well, actually you *don't*, but it sounds good, don't it??) What goes around, comes around--I think they call it "karma"....

Seriously, I am so glad you weren't hurt, and things turned out OK (more or less)....

Davey, baby

forget about it!!

this asshole just wanted a little bit of your LIGHT but couldn´t get it cos he is a LOSER!!!

forget it!! - focus on CARMEN - focus on the music - and focus on US people that love YOU !!

all the best,
Kate G.. :)

Omg this story is HILARIOUS....assholes like that are so lame. I love the drama though.

"You're going to jail, bitch! That's right motherfucker... Say hello to jail, son!"

HaHa u so crazy..u so muthafuckin crazy...I can see your little skinny ass now gettin ghetto n' shit jumpin over the table at that fool!!!
Thanx for the laugh D...I am glad everyone was safe and no weapons were pulled.

Dave,
I'm glad at the end of the day you can make a joke about it all. I guess laughing it off is the best thing anyone can do (eventually). I do feel bad that folks are like that. It's a side of human nature I don't care a thing about. Some people shouldn't be allowed to leave home!
Peace

Dave loves his drama, hehehe

Funny story Dave, thanks for sharing.

Whoa, glad to hear nobody got hurt and that you got your adrenaline rush. :p At least you had fun and took it all in stride. :p

Welcome to the life of a bar owner. My ex and I owned a bar in another state named 3rd Stone Rock Bar and mostly it's a blast, a lot of hard work, working weekends and of course the ubiquitous drama. No matter what area of town, it comes with the territory when you open yourself up to the public. I loved it and I miss it, yet he got abusive and I had to split 3 years ago. Working a bank sucks, let me tell ya. Dave, you are lucky he didn't hurt you. I have seen some horrible shit. One time this dude is totally smashed and he is told to leave. He comes back in, and I am not making this up, with 20-30 lb rock/boulder and is gonna throw it at the dude he was fighting with. I have seen a big ass bar brawls and stuff but mostly I booked live acts and wrote ads for radio and internet, mixed drinks, and the whole thing. I loved it! ------rock on 67'er's!!

ck

*oops- working at a bank now sucks.*

Next time he comes around, you can run over his dogma with your karma!!!

Holy Fuck! That's insane! You should have took his ass out, but I guess because of his height and shit, that would have been intimidating. But ya never know, you could've gotten one of the "Pussy Giants" as I call them.

Bah, I'm proud of you for being so responcible. I'm a little stubborn in the way of wanting to kick someone's ass if they piss me off, but I know how to control my rage. (Ah, what rage could I have at 17 anyway? LOL)

Have a good night!
Be Well,
~Shannon~

Dave-

Drug question here.. What's your take on the old myth that musicians are much better while using, and once clean their musicianship (style & creativity) noticeably decreases. I ask as a small-time session guitarist recently having cleaned up and finding myself extremely frustrated by my new-found bland and dull approach to playing. Whereas when I was using I felt reward in regards to my technique & style, I now feel very mechanical and redundant in my playing. I'd also be lying if I didn't agree that most my favorite musicians did their best work (by far) under the influence of something, whereas once clean the changes are clear, and they all sound as to have lost the style and appeal that made them so unique.

Question is - since cleaning up have you found the same frustration approaching your playing as becoming mechanical, dry and ultimately lacking the flavor you once felt you had? Any ideas on how to get back that dazed out, "stoney" sound that was so easy to achieve under the influence but now seems so impossible to find..? I'm to the point where I am back to popping in a CD and just playing along as opposed to trying to come up with anything I like. Frustrating! Writers cramp or simply the lack of mind-opening drugs??

Apologies for the long question.

Dave,
Now I definitely have to check your place out.

Later,
Mike from NYC

Excitement!!!

But what was his mentality if he had to ask if your name was Dave.... what an idiot....

Always,
me

If it makes the tabloids, let us know, okay? *g*

Is this stuff for real?

No, all this, everything, is a dream. oO

I have concluded the human race consists of two types of people: those that are asses and those who are not. tweet motherfucking tweet, y'all.

I once saw Scott Weiland jump into the middle of a fight, NYE, Orlando, and break it up. Guy jumped, I mean fucking JUMPED, right on top of these two idiots slugging it out. It was funny as hell, when they both realized who it was, they were like, "Oh, hey Man, it's fucking Scott Weiland" and stopped fighting. Funny stuff. I also saw this stage diver at Ted Nugent get drop kicked off the stage and into the audience, over the rail. This dude was like crouching behind the speakers and he just laid this guy flat out. It was great. Ah, and see the above Weiland story and supplement George Thorogood, same scenario. Except George took the mic afterward and he was like, "Umm, you idiots want to fight each other? Fine, but not in the middle of my damn SOLO, not MY show, not here, not tonight" lol. They were later seen buying each other shots. I also saw Rick Price of the Georgia Satellites step off the stage although it didn't involve anyone else, just him, lost track of where it was, BOOM, 15 feet to the ground, lol.

holy shit dave.... that's a wild story. i think you should have pressed charges on that fucking idiot but at least nobody was seriously hurt. watch your back man!

sonicjunkie91

Ha Dave, that's why I keep coming back, dude you are a riot. Shit next time carry your digital camera it probably has a video option. I'm sure you run accross tons of gems all the time. To think its only the 6th of January.

on a side note though glad you’re ok and hope the punk ass comes across this blog.

The paperdoll picture is kinda creepy looking.
And yes--Of course I'm glad you're ok from the crazy night you had!

No way, are you shitting us?
Why do I always miss the good stuff??

See, that's why you need to give us local area panic agents notice that you'll be at Rokbar. We'll be like your Secret Service and take care of those buttholes for you. ;)
Not sure I'd want to take that guy on alone though, he could probably easily squash me like a bug...

What a rude ass mofo!
Sorry you had to deal with that D-dogg. At least it added a bit of drama and excitement to your night!

That's such a good story. I love that you have the humbleness to admit you got all hard and ghetto AFTER you knew you were safe. Haha!

That paperdoll doesn't do you justice at all.

Seriously, many people really suck. There are many who are awesome, but obviously he was a member of the "those who suck" population. Although I'm so sorry you had to deal with all that, at least you have a new dramatic story to reflect upon, laugh and say, "Wasn't that a fucked up night?" and no one got hurt along the way. Well seriously anyway...

...and all the while during reading the story, in the back of my mind I couldn't get past how disturbing the ebay pic is. Quite flattering from the waist down, yes, but still disturbing on many levels.

Spreading the high fives for so many reasons,
Deena

"Testosterone and adrenaline are never a good mix... throw in some alcohol and your reciting lines from Rocky."

LMAO. Funniest thing I've seen all day.

That paper doll is a close 2nd.

Cheers (so to speak),

What a wild night! I echo others thoughts- SO GLAD you are OK!! Be safe! Forget the bastards! Celebrate your live and all US fans that LOVE you. Aren't you GLAD you are sober and can laugh at all these morons now? Love ya, Db

I'm feelin' ya, Heidi..wassup with the lime green lederhosen..gimme a break...
I don't know about you, but I'm JUST getting over it...
jezzi(wishin' I was as emotionally evolved as Dave)

Wow sorry to hear u had such a totally bummer of a night Glad to hear that Ty had a nice birthday and that some of them from Rockstar INXS could join him for his b-day...Unfortunetly some people have no manners what so ever. If he had just returned later after u were thru eating I am sure u would have possible taken a picture w/ his sister which when u think about this where the heck was his sis when all this went down lol.. and Dave I would be a little bit um more careful about pick at fight w/ someone bigger then u lol.. Tahe care and love the picture of u and the new puppy..beatiful little dog..

Queen Sheena

Dave

I've heard it all my life, and I guess it's true. "There's one in every crowd". But at the end of the drama, you and your friends get a interesting tale to tell and remember.

And so does your A-hole assailant. He's probably drunk on his ass right now. Telling his buds how he sliced your arm off with a broken plate. Then beat your butt with the severed limb.

But I think, in the end he will pay for his bad behaviour. I'm guessing this isn't the first or last time, he'll end up in a drunken rage. Sooner or later he'll end up behind bars. Then he won't be feeling so tough.

The sad thing is, there's a a good chance he's a very nice person when sober. I'm sure his family has to pay the price for his drunken binges.

Raised by alcoholics,
LostBoy

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Buccaneer, that was way too funny. LMAO !!!

Sorry Dave, but it was.

Being quiet now,
LostBoy 8-D

I'll just go sit in the corner and lurk awhile... I promise.

~ Dave ~ You're Gravy ~

I really tried to refrain from making a comment about you being a doll, Dave. Had to do it. :D

Now that's a great entry, Dave! Thanks for sharing...it was very amusing, although the flipping of glass and plate part was a little nuts...that guy needs some medication or something!
Can't wait to check out Rokbar for myself...

~Amber :)

a very well endowed paper doll indeed... lol...

hectic stuff dave,

thats where your experience in doing TKD should have kicked in!!!

kyle

Dave, us Gemini's really do feel the same about things. Something similar happened when we were at breakfast one morning after a night at the club (only there were no stars of course). I was just a on-looker who barely got missed being slammed by a chair. It was all WWE up in there. Then after, since all was well and no one was hurt, we got to laugh about it and be like "Wow!" The adrenaline rush was fun.

To everyone else, of course IF someone was hurt it wouldn't be fun. That's a given. But someone wasn't hurt, so you sit back and laugh about it being glad that no one was hurt.

hahaha well I tell you what Dave... you're gonna get people like that asshole fuckin with you only because they don't understand you. If they KNEW you..they would know you don't drink anymore and everything would be fine...but life's not like that...people will do what they do and that's what they do...so good thing you said FUCK 'EM and moved on with your night. Glad you had fun..I woulda payed to see that shit though hahaha "INTRODUCING.... DAVE NAVARRO as KING SCRAPPY..." rofl!!! You're too cool Dave! I love ya!

Ounds like a rad storry!

What you really need was a big scrapper like me having your back i would have boot fucked that punk right there in the bar after he tipped your table! hehe

cheers,
Ryan

David Navarro:
******Important suggestion********
You need a squirt gun to protect yourself!!!! (Granted its filled with liquid acid). That guy would have fleebed out and maybe had an epiphamy, maybe loose his face for a while!

Give em a little "Split open and Melt", spin the f outta him and have him approached not by cops but by Tella-tubbys. As for me Im a pacifist though, but hey that was my biggest nightmare going to summer venues on Phish tour when people are shooting squirt guns! My nightmares can by your defense!!!

Shoulda spun em!

boot

That doll is awful. It looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and the Incredible Hulk.

Glad to hear that you survived the night out..

Carefull. There are alot of idiots out there..

Dave.. Can you settle a heated debate for me???
I swear that The RHCP during the OHM tour briefly played "Knocking on Heavens Door.."

I swear that you did. I do remember some short attempts of Sweet Home Alabama and Ramble on..
Can you shed some light on this debate??
Thanks