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December 29, 2005
Touche, Adrian!
I saw this today in some Seattle paper online by Adrian Ryan (adrian@thestranger.com), who opens his story about regrets with this line: "It is my tremendous joy to conclude this, The Stranger’s annual so-called “regrets issue,� by once again informing the world that I never, ever, regret a God damn thing, thank you—and nothing on earth could possibly induce me to do otherwise."
He then goes on to explain:
"Moby regrets leaving his native country—outer space—so very much that he plans to return to it in 2010 on the world’s first commercial outer-space flight. (He’s already bought the ticket.) Dave Navarro is planning to meet up with him in space shortly thereafter—he’s booked passage on the world’s second commercial outer-space flight—possibly to take advantage of outer space’s liberal stance on same-sex marriage. But don’t quote me on that."
Now, I know when I don't want to be quoted, I don't write a story under my own name in a newspaper, but that's just me. I mean, isn't the mere publishing of your own story in itself, make it quotable? Anyway, I am once again amazed by the whole gay thing. You make out with a couple of guys and all of a sudden you're gay! Hahahahahaha! Whatever. Can't blame the guy. I'm sure it's easier to write about people and hide behind a computer in Seattle than it is to do something creative and new and artistic that would open yourself up to criticism. Plus, he gets to call himself a "writer" and ask his friends, "Hey! You check out my work in the new Stranger? It's Pulitzer time, bitches!!!"
Normally, I wouldn't even comment on this story, but I do have the week off so fuck it! Unfortunately, I have to cut it short as I have a big day ahead of me: Gym, manicure and pedicure, a facial, the sale at Barney's, I have to pick up a new squeegee for the shower and I'm redoing the kitchen and bathroom so I have to go look at lighting fixtures. Plus, my stylist is coming up here to discuss next season's fashion trends. I just wish I knew where the whole "gay" thing comes from.
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December 29, 2005 12:03 PM
Comments
You should fire off a response to him, Dave. Or maybe your post is the response. Either way, good luck with the kitchen- granite counter tops all the way!
Q
Posted by: QQQ at December 29, 2005 12:12 PM
All the guys are just jealous of Carmen being your lifelong squeeze...
Posted by: Savvy1007 at December 29, 2005 12:19 PM
hahahaha Dave, you are too funny. Were you googling your name again?? ;) Have a great weak off!
Posted by: Abby at December 29, 2005 12:29 PM
Who gives a shit about some asshole from Seattle. My sister and her husband live there and he's a huge asshole!! If he could lick balls he would and probably does. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Tara at December 29, 2005 12:37 PM
Damm, you're funny, Dave! I'm telling you, you need to write a book, but don't quote me....hahaha
I totally agree with Savvy, it's always the guys who are jealous of men like you, who are comfortable with their sexuality, that throw out the gay card. I can't figure out who that is more insulting to,ultimately, you, or Carmen...either way, too bad they aren't using their energy toward something constructive.
love,
jezzi(not that there's anything WRONG with that)
Posted by: jezebel at December 29, 2005 12:37 PM
Who gives a shit about some asshole from Seattle. My sister and her husband live there and he's a huge asshole!! If he could lick balls he would and probably does. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Tara at December 29, 2005 12:38 PM
Dave, I'm torn between a lip piercing and a bass for my birthday, what would you get?
luvya baby
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Posted by: little girl with a bullwhip at December 29, 2005 12:39 PM
Gay originally meant "happy" until it got stolen and used as a sexual preferance label,at least lesbians got they're own damn word.LOL
Dave,your happy right?,so you are gay,hahahahahaaha
I'm just fuckin around here,not meaning to be serious or offend anyone.
Posted by: Steve L at December 29, 2005 12:42 PM
And touche to you too!!
*notes that a queer eye on a straight guy is about as hot as it gets*
~Bonita
Posted by: Bonita at December 29, 2005 12:43 PM
This is some absolutely funny shit.
-Chez-Janel
Posted by: Cleo at December 29, 2005 12:45 PM
Question: Since Carmen has not done a calander...and I need a calander and not sure life will be the same without her gracing my wall..would it offend if I made a DAVE/CARMEN calander?
Posted by: Babyuni67 at December 29, 2005 12:47 PM
"Were you googling your name again?? ;)"
Seriously. LOL. Actually, Abby, I think I remember Dave once mentioning that he actually gets daily updates from Google when his name appears somewhere. Or did I imagine that?
Anyhow, thanks for the chuckle, Dave. I truly needed that today.
And might I suggest dimmers to create the perfect moods in all of your rooms!
Posted by: Denise at December 29, 2005 12:54 PM
Thats so funny, hey who cares what he says, but it wouldn't hurt to ruffle up his feathers with a response, you know just to pass the time and make us laugh even more!
xx x xx x xx
Posted by: Sandy B at December 29, 2005 12:56 PM
Your sense of humor keeps me smiling. And if your gay, then I'm gay....rainbow flags and all! I can't wait for the Heart thing on Vh1,I love them and have since I was little. Have a Wonderful New Year!
Posted by: Leah at December 29, 2005 01:03 PM
At least you have a sense of humor about it!! :) Happy New Year, Dave!
Posted by: Christa at December 29, 2005 01:05 PM
HA!!! This is so funny. I believe that people should only be refered to as "gay" if and only if that given individual is in to having sex with guys only. Seems like who ever wrote that is pretty jealous of you Dave...
Posted by: Spencer at December 29, 2005 01:33 PM
Oh my God. . . you KILL me, Dave. I don't understand where this whole gay thing is coming from either. XD
Posted by: Debbie at December 29, 2005 01:39 PM
Dave
being a former Seattle-ite, The Stranger is published and distributed primarily in the Capitol Hill district, known for it's boho-goth-gay lifestyle. Having done entertainment and editorial journalism in the NW, I can say the only redeeming quality the Stranger ever had was the fact that they would run some interesting underground comics. Other than that, it's comprised of a bunch a frustrated and failed snarks.
In local terms it's not even a tabloid up to the level of the LA Weekly circa 1986.
Hope you're having an awesome holdiay bro.
Posted by: Rantz at December 29, 2005 01:51 PM
LOL. I heart you Dave! you make me smile :)
In other news.. did Carmen get the fish tank with seahorses that she wanted :P?
have a rad new year everyone!!
<3s Nicole ( who does spend to much time reading trashy mags in the staffroom at work...)
Posted by: Hardstar1189 at December 29, 2005 01:52 PM
How bout straight guy with aquier eye??? But, that's the same as metrosexual, right!!!
Sorry I just had to write...and Dave I love your level of exploration!!!
Have an awesome New Years Dave and Family!!!
Kisses~
Posted by: Chrissy at December 29, 2005 02:22 PM
Damn I didn't read Bonita's entry until after sending mine!!! Guess great minds think alike girl!!!
Posted by: Chrissy at December 29, 2005 02:26 PM
That was funny, thankx for sending my see's candypop flying out of my mouth...
Posted by: Junebug at December 29, 2005 02:33 PM
Dave! wow... i sure needed to read what you posted here today, after yet another day with my little sister's daughter,it's refreshing to mind needless to say....she's 10 years old going on 50 years old. they do grow up so fast.....
Posted by: living dead chick..shellee marie vise at December 29, 2005 02:33 PM
i don't know why people think you're gay Dave. Clearly anything you do in the public eye is for entertainment value. it's not like you sit around your house in feather boas and fishnets...
...or do you?
haha.
Posted by: Six7Six7 at December 29, 2005 02:48 PM
I met Dave at the Dragonfly in 93'. He was with TWO(2)(dos)of the hottest women I've ever seen. Not one. TWO! I chatted with him about music and then asked which one of his dates was his girlfriend. Dave just smiled and said something like, "We're all pretty friendly with each other." Now THAT's a fucking rock-out-with-your-cock-out rock star! If that's gay, then lube me up!
S.
Posted by: Steve-o at December 29, 2005 02:51 PM
hahaha...Dave you are so funny, I can always count on at least a chuckle from your posts. I've heard the Dave Navarro's gay comment many a times, but like someone else said...its just their insecurity. Who gives a fuck if you wear makeup and sometimes some crazy ass clothes? That just makes you even more sexy, cause you do what you 'wizzy'. lol
Someone once told me that a confused mind says "no"....those naysayers are just confused, pay no attention.
Love, Amber :)
Posted by: Ambersonian at December 29, 2005 02:57 PM
hey dave...how r u?
i hope the rumour is true that those who were 4 years old will get a chance to see ur show at woodstock 94 with rhcp? i hear it will be a dvd out next year??
Posted by: ric at December 29, 2005 03:12 PM
hey dave...how r u?
i hope the rumour is true that those who were 4 years old will get a chance to see ur show at woodstock 94 with rhcp? i hear it will be a dvd out next year??
Posted by: ric at December 29, 2005 03:12 PM
Dave,
Joshua and I went to pick up a friend at the airport yesterday. We went into a little gift shop where we saw this and thought of you.
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/demoness_abigor/spread.jpg
Posted by: Christine at December 29, 2005 03:14 PM
Oh snap. Umm hmm-gurl, you can take me on your rocket ship anytime! By the time we get back we won't be no Strangers! I'm talking taking off our asteroid belts Rocket Man, solid boosters, shuttle diplomacy, gravitational pull honey, cockpits, Tang, and it all hapnin at the satellite of love. Umm hmm.
Posted by: Lyn at December 29, 2005 04:01 PM
DAVE: Ive read Manson quotes where he seems concerned that you wanted to sleep "nuts to butts" with him. Also the blowjob thing I asked you about a month back. As far as that trip to outer space, I read you booked that trip somewhere too without the gay reference. Are you going to space. You dont have to just to be a space cadet!
Hopefully now since you just saw "Walk the Line" it would be a time to ask you (again!!!) what your thoughts are on Johnny Cash' version of Trents song "Hurt". I get the impression from your posts you really dig Trent, I would expect he is honored to have it covered. It sucks lots of people think its a Johnny Cash original rather than a NIN song.
Give Courtney a hug from the boot man!
Sincerely
Boot n down******** ********
PS-magnetic therapy bracelet? Shit seems to be workin my CHE!
Posted by: boots at December 29, 2005 04:21 PM
Did you go to Manson's wedding, Dave?
Posted by: Count Duckula at December 29, 2005 05:14 PM
Dave..dang girl! You've got some major pampering going on..more than most ladies..LOL I'm kidding!!
You are manly in my eyes.......sometimes. heh
I'm only kidding ppl--Just joking cause well, he was joking..it's all good!
Have a great New Years everyone!
Posted by: Diane/FRI13th at December 29, 2005 05:23 PM
Lol omfg Fri.. Your first 3 words made me fall off my chair... damn that was funny..
Now on to more serious stuff.. What ya gettin at Barney's heard they have kick ass sales... and is gray the new black this year.. (or however that works) ...
Pet
*wantin to be pampered ..but shyah... I live in BFE*
Posted by: pet at December 29, 2005 05:29 PM
Hey Dave,
I am glad that you can laugh at losers like that. Obviously he doesn't know you and is jealous. I mean most guys I know are jealous of you being married to Carmen, and on the flip side most girls are jealous of Carmen being married to you. I dont know what gets into some people to write utter garbage about others?? does he think he is being funny??? wow!!!! REAL FUNNY BUDDY!! haha I consider your comments back quite funny haha good call Dave.
p.s - I remember hearing about some tools calling in and giving you shit! well to those people I just say - if you can find another high profile rock star that does so much for his fans as Dave then good luck to ya... he is rare in the industry and his fans appreciate all his time and effort and dont take him for granted.. and the people that want to be smart ass' can just f*#k OFF and stay away from this site!!
Posted by: RockGurl at December 29, 2005 05:47 PM
I kinda think itz weird that it would even bother you Dave? I mean kum on man I betcha been there before atleast to check it out? People are so hung up Gay- Strait I have found that every truthfull person can admit to atleast romancing the idea here and there. I know itz kinda a no no to kiss and tell with all the lil honeys wanting you But my question would be If you have exper a gay fling than I think it would be even more brave for you to share yer thoughts on what you got from it? I know to many neckz out there to be open about it huh? might ruin yer rock stardom? I really wish we as people could be more open to the fact that we all have had a thought or 2 and its normal and doesnt make you queer to have tasted all the thingz life presentz And if ya were queer would that be such a bad thing anyway? We as people need to jest love eachother and as long as its real and no one is being used or hurt than itz between them and God. Luvz ya Jane
Posted by: Jane at December 29, 2005 05:56 PM
So Dave, any particular preference for shoes? ;)
Shit, if shacking up with one of the top 10 hottest women on the face of the earth makes you gay, then you must be a raging fudgepacker. And that whole Brad and Angelina thing? Pssh, it only exacerbates Brad's love for the cock!
Seriously, I think being married to Carmen Electra automatically disqualifies any homosexual tendencies.
Well, except for maybe the peaCOCKing: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/rock_star/shows/ep02/photogal/slide_show/09.jpg ;)
But, as someone who used to wear the occasional eyeliner in High School, I took great pride in the fact that I was dating the girls that most guys who called me a fag could only masturbate to pictures of at night. Seems like I got the last laugh there. As did Dave!
Now where did I put my damn shoes! ;)
Peace!
- Sean
Posted by: Sean at December 29, 2005 05:57 PM
Dave, that's hilarious. Love your sense of humor about everything. That's just great. Gives everyone a laugh and I think gives you a one up on that guy. And like RockGurl said, we all appreciate you and value you and everything you do for your fans. Great to hear from you.
~Ali
Posted by: Ali at December 29, 2005 06:28 PM
Pssssst, Dave, the new nail color is OPI Lincoln Park After Dark....very cool!!!
And I think "jealous" is the best way to describe those low-lifes who doubt your masculinity....after all, you are the one married and sleeping with the most beautiful woman on the planet....plus you look damn gorgeous in eyeliner!!
Enjoy your week off....you totally deserve it!!!
Posted by: Elizabeth at December 29, 2005 06:38 PM
Look at all these comments...... are you pretty secure now? You are SO SEXY, wonder what this guy looks like? No worries, with gorgeous eyes,body,Carmen, and fans that adore you, rest easy! Love ya, Db
Posted by: Danni at December 29, 2005 07:04 PM
Dave, I come here only to find that I'm a lesbian and I didn't know it?! Kiss a girl and BAM, Dave Navarro breaks it to me that I'm gay. What WOULD I do without 6767.com? Really. Walk around thinking I was straight?
Posted by: Jenn at December 29, 2005 08:03 PM
P.S. At least I found out from a very talented musician and not some "writer." I win! :P
Posted by: Jenn at December 29, 2005 08:05 PM
I like what you said about this on SRL Dave. You both are spot on! I thought what you wrote above was so sarcastically funny. For New Years folks, I hope you find happiness. That is what life should be about. Trying to be happy with who you are! My opinion. Peace and Love all!
Posted by: Stardreme at December 29, 2005 08:10 PM
Dave
I have no problem with the eyeliner, feather boas or who you make out with. I'll even go so far as, you look pretty damn fine in a skirt. But dude, a squeegee? What were you thinking? Of course people are gonna talk.
I gots way better stuff ta play with in da shower,
LostBoy 8-D
Posted by: LostBoy at December 29, 2005 09:46 PM
Ha...
Posted by: wendybird at December 29, 2005 10:18 PM
Why do you care? I'm sure people say all sorts of crap about you and other celebrities all the time, you just don't read it. Seems prudent to just ignore it.
Posted by: Mike at December 29, 2005 11:09 PM
Wow, Adrien, way to wake up the blog, Two things everyone has an opinion on, religion and gender identity..haha...
So, I missed SRL cause I was at a concert, or, as my son would call it, a gathering, he thinks concerts are only for ampitheaters...DAMM, but I was seeing one of Gregg's favs, I think, he is a fan of The Catherine Wheel, and I was grooving to Rob Dickinson. Dave, you will be happy to know I was accompanied by the sweetest lad I met just today on.....wait for it......MYSPACE>>>>>
love!
jezzi(6 degrees of separation, you are ALL in my extended network!)
Posted by: jezebel at December 30, 2005 01:06 AM
"Plus, my stylist is coming up here to discuss next season's fashion trends. I just wish I knew where the whole "gay" thing comes from."
hehehe everyone needs a good giggle at 2 in the morning.
i never knew you had a thing for Moby...
Posted by: danielle at December 30, 2005 02:01 AM
Never mind the rumours of being gay (and who gives a f*ck, except your wife I guess) - what about these rumours of space flight ticket bookings. Is it true?
My phone did work after I dired it out for a few days, you'll be relieved to know btw
Posted by: ed at December 30, 2005 02:01 AM
People are just jealous that THE BEAUTIFUL CARMEN ELECTRA is your WIFE!!!!
Some people will say anything to make you look bad.....but wait....YOU COULD NEVER LOOK BAD!!!!
DAVE YOU ARE AMAZING AND LET'S NOT FORGET....SEXY!!!!
Posted by: MsPinkDiamonds at December 30, 2005 02:45 AM
actually, a little gossip section in buddyhead read something like this "dave navarro is still yet to come out of the closet". that poor closet
Posted by: missjkay at December 30, 2005 03:40 AM
Sounds like the guy hasn't fully researhed you DAVE. Besides, what difference does it make if you are gay, bi or into hoovers? The guy is just latching onto the easiest thing to use for a 'snappy' line or two. At least he didn't go for the outer-space and drugs link...
I'm way suprized it even bothers you...
Posted by: Nik at December 30, 2005 03:44 AM
ED: go into the contacts list on your phone immediatly and copy/write down any phone numbers you thought you might have lost that were only in your cell when it got soaked. I had the same situation and when it happened to me, my phone worked again after drying out from a pool incident for like 5 hours. I was happy it would still call and no numbers were lost. Then it died for good-numbers lost-some for good that I wish I had. I felt so dumb for not taking down my phone list contacts while I could because I was partly optimistic and partly lazy. Hopefully yours will work for good...but if not..dont make the same mistake I did.
6767/Jenn/Dave: I just read the post by Jenn and wonder what exchange of words occured regarding "lesbian". I dont like to assume things cause as cool as cancer, but Im curious what really was written. Anyone-e mail me if noone wants to post here. Also does it regard the cute Jenn from TPC community with brown hair in her avitar. Hope she like "After All", I think she got a copy.
N E WAY B WELL ALL GIE OR GIRL GAY OR STRAIT ANY COLOR ANY CULTURE
DAVE-Please read my last post, its 4 ya
Boot n down
Posted by: boots at December 30, 2005 05:26 AM
Dave! Would love to get to the NAMM show this year but not able.. blah.. Hey, I wanted to call in CFR and invite you when we we're up and doing only invites but the Holidays got busy.. would you and the gang at CFR and 6767 check out XPEEPS.com... it is the "MySpace" of the adult entertainment world and getting huge.. not to mention my porno Boss would give me high marks.. You can put up media, blog, you name it. And Carmen and the PCD would so so rock as well..
Posted by: Pornologist at December 30, 2005 06:40 AM
Hey, What did you think of Walk the Line?
Posted by: Jules at December 30, 2005 07:22 AM
You made my morning.. thanks for the laugh!
That dude in Seattle must be a real ass! Dave I kiss my friends - I guess I must be a lesbian - WRONG, but.. I have kissed some girls in my life time and if that makes me a lesbian then I guess this would is really fucked up. You are a VERY SEXY man and don't ever forget it! I'm glad I finally found a website that makes me want to come back to read everyday! Have fun shopping! Peace always.
Posted by: Kristin at December 30, 2005 07:26 AM
SORRY I had a typo ......then I guess this "WORLD" is really fucked up"
Posted by: Kristin at December 30, 2005 07:30 AM
Fuckin hilarious--you crack me up
Posted by: Jodi at December 30, 2005 07:33 AM
That's awesome Dave, you crack me up.
Posted by: Mean Gene at December 30, 2005 07:42 AM
dave! lets talk about something more important...like how my hubby and I miss watching you and carmen (we were planning our wedding when yours aired) but we understand why its over, shiii we wouldnt last two minutes with cameras on us 24/7.
you guys are so cute, you rock!! we love you!
zoe & lee
oh yeah, ps..... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted by: dream at December 30, 2005 07:51 AM
Couldn't help but be reminded of the recent Robbie Williams libel case, fought against 2 newspapers who printed that he was gay, and he won on Dec. 6th. Does that make him legally heterosexual then?! Oo
Now I've just noticed he wants to go on the
Virgin Galactic SpaceShip when it goes into orbit in 2010.
Coincidence?
It gets better: "ROBBIE Williams has a gorgeous feline fan in Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton."
And another recent one is he has a stalker.
We do get a LOT about Robbie over here..all the time. The new story is he wears a corset to weight lift. Dave, anything you want to admit to? I wouldn't mind a Pullitzer Prize.
Posted by: ylais at December 30, 2005 08:00 AM
Morning all! TGIF!!!
Interesting posts. I always love stimulating conversation about controversial topics such as this.
Though I have to say: I loved Dave's post and thought it was hilarious, but I do think it's a shame that in this day and age, a celebrity's sexual preference needs to be an issue at all. I agree with those of you who say "who cares WHAT someone is?"
Sexuality is a very flexible, fluid thing (for some more than others... some are dead-set in their ways and that's that). That's part of what makes it so exciting and what makes performers like Dave, who blur the lines, so fascinating.
I guess I'm saying that I don't care if Dave's into Carmen, Marilyn Manson, Moby, or all or none of the above. Either way, he's ultra-talented. And either way, he oozes sexiness.
Later, sexies...
Posted by: Denise at December 30, 2005 08:29 AM
Good Morning Dave!
I had the honor of visiting Rokbar this week and meeting some of our "Family"...what a blast! That is seriously one very fun club and, I want you to know...we did our very best to pad your bottom line :)
Also...kudos on a great staff..."Ally" (sp?) in particular took awesome care of us and was a very good sport!
Have a nice day all!!!
Posted by: Cori at December 30, 2005 08:59 AM
Dave seriously man I pissed myself laughing.. thanks to your most recent post I know have to change shorts and start wearing depends while reading here as a precaution. Thanks for the laugh man.
Everyone else hope all is well.
JJ
Posted by: Juanjay at December 30, 2005 09:11 AM
"i hope the rumour is true that those who were 4 years old will get a chance to see ur show at woodstock 94 with rhcp? "
..god, way to make a girl feel old. you were 4? good grief. i was 18 and not there, unlike most of my friends. i cannot even remember why i wasn't there..work, yes..but that really didn't matter much...
thanks for making me laugh! love you! (as we all do)
Posted by: Heather at December 30, 2005 09:22 AM
wacky dacky!
Posted by: pINhheAad at December 30, 2005 09:24 AM
Where does the gay thing come from?
From being an attractive, stylish male who takes care of himself, and is open minded!
Posted by: Shadow at December 30, 2005 10:40 AM
hey family
off tobed now, so goodnight and have a wonderful day 2moro. party hard on newyears eve, but please be carefull.
ill check in before newyears
much love
kyle
Posted by: Kyle at December 30, 2005 02:07 PM
hey family
off tobed now, so goodnight and have a wonderful day 2moro. party hard on newyears eve, but please be carefull.
ill check in before newyears
much love
kyle
Posted by: Kyle at December 30, 2005 02:07 PM
hey family
off tobed now, so goodnight and have a wonderful day 2moro. party hard on newyears eve, but please be carefull.
ill check in before newyears
much love
kyle
Posted by: Kyle at December 30, 2005 02:07 PM
hey family
off tobed now, so goodnight and have a wonderful day 2moro. party hard on newyears eve, but please be carefull.
ill check in before newyears
much love
kyle
Posted by: Kyle at December 30, 2005 02:07 PM
hey family
off to bed now, so goodnight and have a wonderful day 2moro. party hard on newyears eve, but please be carefull.
ill check in before newyears
much love
kyle
Posted by: Kyle at December 30, 2005 02:07 PM
so sorry for the multiple posts, a screw up from my side
sorry
goodnight
Posted by: Kyle at December 30, 2005 02:08 PM
Too Funny! Never take that shit too seriously. BTW- after you meet with your stylist, don't forget to clue us in. I hear that black is the new black.
Rock on!
Posted by: Steve at December 30, 2005 03:14 PM
I can't help but recall how I won my rokbar shirt on SRL while reading this... It was a "quote" from the movie "2010"...
odd or is it just me... most likely it's just me...
Posted by: sexsinger at December 30, 2005 05:22 PM
Boots! I was being an asshole. Dave said something like 'just becuase he made out with a few guys now he's gay.' So I figured in turn since I've made-out with a couple of girls it means I'm a lesbian. Maybe my shot at sarcasm wasn't as good as Daves, eh?
Posted by: Jenn at December 30, 2005 06:26 PM
Wait..does that mean I'm NOT a lesbian?
let's ask Jill Sobule...
Genny came over and told me 'bout Fred
" He's such a hairy behemoth, " she said
" Dumb as a box of hammers
But he's such a handsome guy. "
And I opened up and told her 'bout Larry
And yesterday how he asked me to marry
I'm not giving him an answer yet
I think I can do better
So we laughed
Compared notes
We had a drink, we had a smoke
She took off her over coat
I kissed a girl
So she called home to say she'd be late
He said he'd worried but now he feels safe
" I'm glad you're with your girlfriend, tell her hi for me "
So I looked at you, you had guilt in your eyes
But it only lasted a little while
And then I felt your hand above my knee
And we laughed at the world
They can have their diamonds
And we'll have our pearls
I kissed a girl
I kissed a girl, her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me
I kissed a girl, won't change the world
But I'm so glad I kissed a girl
For the first time
I kissed a girl
And I may do it again
I kissed a girl her lips were sweet
She was just like kissing me
But better
jezzi(like butter)
Posted by: jezebel at December 30, 2005 06:33 PM
Thanks for the laugh dave!
Hope all of you 6767'ers are going to have a safe and happy new year!! :)
Posted by: karrie at December 30, 2005 08:38 PM
OMG.... I am laughing so hard!!
So Dave, pink, peach or lavender....
Always,
me
Posted by: Angel at December 31, 2005 06:47 AM
omg LOL@dave roflwaffle!!!your comments are both original and razor sharp, bet he'll think twice about calling guy with tendencies to give fellas blowjobs a gay. are you going on a schelebrity space flight, gay or otherwise? cos it sounds a little bit like a satelite party, an ultrapayloaded satelite party...man you and Perry orbiting the earth alone is a neat idea yeah? you can finally get round to telling him bout that whole band breakup situation, in person,like a grownedup, one small step for man an all that, small steps bein probly all a wee fella like yourself can muster.happy new year
Posted by: molly at December 31, 2005 06:59 AM
molly..you know, a year and a half is a bit long to hide your obvious bitterness and hatred behind assumed names, and false email addys, believe me, I speak from experience..If you are going to continue your vitriolic idiocy into 2006, at least have the cahones to put your own name behind it. I don't know about anyone else, but I'm getting really tired of your smarmy remarks, you can't even come up with any new insults, and you keep butchering the English language with your old ones
jezzi(notmolly)
Posted by: jezebel at December 31, 2005 08:03 AM
hey dave and family
im off to get started on getting ready for my newyears party 2nite. so everyone
HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!
please be safe, please be safe on the roads, im sure the roads all over the world are gonna be full off assholes who are drunk and driving, so please stay safe
much love and i'll see you all next year!!!!
kyle
Posted by: Kyle at December 31, 2005 08:46 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVERYONE!!!!!!
Please be safe, remember, 1-800-400-4AAA, free ride and tow home within 7 miles if you're polluted..
Dave, I hope you and Carmen have a great year and many blessings! What are your plans tonight after CFR? Another Friends of the Friendless?
Take care,
Elsa
Posted by: Junebug at December 31, 2005 08:50 AM
I like molly and her vitriolic idiocy. I think Dave must get a few chuckles out of those smarmy remarks. I know I do, every now and then. Also I'm kinda glad, I'm not the only one here butchering the English language.
Plus I like the theory someone came up with earlier, "molly is Dave". LOL !!!
Not molly either,
LostBoy
Posted by: LostBoy at December 31, 2005 08:59 AM
Happy New Year!!! and to all good cheer!!!
p.s. Track Lighting???
Posted by: Savvy1007 at December 31, 2005 09:12 AM
Is CFR on tonight? Or a SRL - PLEEEEEEASE DN< NEED to hear you ;) Happy New Year to everyone! Love ya Dave, Db
Posted by: Danni at December 31, 2005 10:03 AM
Dave, dude, it's the squeegee. EVERYBODY knows squeegees are gay.
Posted by: Jerk Of All Trades at December 31, 2005 10:43 AM
Happy New Year, Dave!!!
Posted by: Cori at December 31, 2005 01:00 PM
Happy New Year Dave.
Matt Stebbins
Posted by: Matt Stebbins at December 31, 2005 01:06 PM
Ha ha! Good one, Dave. I wouldn't worry about assholes like that. If it makes it any better, if there is a national tabloid going around saying that you're gay, it can all go to hell, because if anyone DOESN'T remember, you're married to Carmen Electra, who, by the way, is a woman!
Fuck sakes. I hate the media. LOL. But I'm glad you can shake it off. If only all celebreties were as easy going as you.
Be well, and Happy New Year!
~Shannon Reilly~
Posted by: Shannon at December 31, 2005 01:55 PM
Happy New Year Dave!!
Posted by: Diane/FRI13th at December 31, 2005 03:44 PM
Happy New Year, Dave and friends. I hope you have a gay old time!!
Posted by: Denise at December 31, 2005 04:00 PM
Happy New Year everyone. So it is a very wet day here in LA and that sucks on so many levels. I mean, accidents triple here when it rains and it just so happens that the DUI rate is also tripling. God help us all. BUCKLE UP! ---w/Eluv, ck
Posted by: Carly at December 31, 2005 04:05 PM
Carson Daly is the one they need to be saying is gay----I mean, has that writer ever been to one Jane's show? Or a Camp Freddy show? If he listens to just 10 minutes of Camp Freddy Radio he would hear Dave is like one of the most sexual women lovin' men of all men out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dave exudes such manly hetero phermones whilst on stage! Rock on everyone.
Posted by: kroqsucks.com at December 31, 2005 04:09 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Posted by: ylais at December 31, 2005 05:09 PM
Oops, I left the O out of pheromones. The best part.-------CFR is coming up! Hell yeah. ---------peace. Hello Dave and Billy. HNY!!
Posted by: Carly at December 31, 2005 05:14 PM
I agree wit cha krs!
Posted by: carly at December 31, 2005 05:16 PM
Where the hell is the webcast? anyone? hello? Dave?
Posted by: Hollywood Biach at December 31, 2005 06:04 PM
Where the hell is the webcast? anyone? hello? Dave?
Posted by: Hollywood Biach at December 31, 2005 06:04 PM
if I didn't know any better, and believe me, I don't.....hmmmmmm
Billy did say it was an NEW CFR, but nobody ever said it was a LIVE CFR..hahaha
they did the same thing last year, member, they taped the show in advance, and who could blame them, the traffic must be horrendous down there tonight,
love you guys!!
jezzi(recorded earlier for broadcast in this time zone)
Posted by: jezebel at December 31, 2005 06:17 PM
Thanks Jezebel! u r the best.
Posted by: Hollywood Biach at December 31, 2005 06:19 PM
Click on the Indie logo at the left. CFR is on.
Posted by: debbie at December 31, 2005 06:29 PM
Happy New Year, Dave.
Posted by: Mike at December 31, 2005 06:41 PM
Jezzi is SO helpful and such a sweetie! Best to you babe! Love ya! I don't have a webcast either, wondered why?
Posted by: Danni at December 31, 2005 07:06 PM
~ HAPPY NEW YEAR DAVE AND THE 6767 FAMILY AND COMMUNITY !!!!!! MUCH LOVE !
Posted by: Shellee Marie Vise a.k.a. the living dead chick at December 31, 2005 07:17 PM
Sorry, I don't think I can comment on the "gay" thing w/o saying *ditto* or something stupid like that.... How about a question instead...
Battle Royale? Have you seen it? Would you compare it to Suicide Club and/or Audition (a review said it was actually better than Suicide Club... is that possible)? I finally watched Suicide Club... I don't think I can adequately articulate my thoughts on it, definitely my type of movie!! I think what I found most intriguing (besides the twisted story line!) is wondering if I actually got the real meaning of the movie. Okay, I'm rambling now... Happy New Year!
Posted by: Myiis at December 31, 2005 07:31 PM
Dave,
Are you going the the Lovehammers show (Marty Casey's band) at the Viper Room on 1/27/06? I'd love to see you there.
Lisa
Posted by: Lisa at December 31, 2005 08:23 PM
Common now Honey!
For how many years now, have you been doing the beautiful Dave in the androgynous clothing making out with everyone you know thing?
It's what has made you the Dave we all have loved for lo these many years. Would you really be Dave without it?
Do you want to be Dave without it? And who cares anyway..at the end of the day YOU go home with Carmen Electra!
Much Love,
'Neida
Posted by: Oneidafish at December 31, 2005 08:49 PM
Happy Noo Yeer Family!
XO
'Neida
Feelin Good
Posted by: Oneidafish at December 31, 2005 09:01 PM
Dave, I listened to CFR last night, and I noticed you avoided making any New Year's Resolutions, while poor Billy is going to quit drinking coffee!!
Posted by: ylais at December 31, 2005 10:38 PM
happy new year, mi familia, thanks for the phone calls, and emails...DAVE, thank YOU for making 2005 bearable,
I love you all..
(jezzi)
Posted by: jezebel at January 1, 2006 12:01 AM
I have to say Dave, this is one of the best entries. I love it!
Happy New Year to you and yours!
Posted by: Jenn at January 1, 2006 07:49 AM
Happy New Year!!! and may we all tread into deep waters we fear...
Posted by: Savvy1007 at January 1, 2006 09:46 AM
Dave...when you are such a sensitive, beautiful, and talented human being I guess it makes you a target for idiots with too much time on their hands. And if you were gay..who gives a fuck, last I checked it's 2005.(actually 2006).
Posted by: kala at January 1, 2006 10:34 AM
