Hey Dave. I'd like to hear your opinion on a topic that i've been discussing with some friends....What's worse, being in a band with someone who doesn't show up or someone that shows up but doesn't stop complaining? Although they usually go together....

hi Dave, thanks for answering my last question!
hi to all, specially to itanja, thanks for the message in our guestbook...
Valerio

Dave, just for fun, IF you were to team up with John Frusciante to make an album, what do you think it would sound like/what style would suit you both? Vocals/guitar both shared duties by the way!
I was wondering how well you think such an idea would turn out.
Thank you Dave!
Ben

Dave-do you like classical music-who's your fave composer and piece?

Also,if the oppertunity to score a film soundtrack would you be into that?

Also+1-would you ever be into creating a tune with one of your fans?

Have a great weekend all

Steve L

YAY...he answered my question! Love you Dave!

IM BAAAAACCCK.........ANYONE MISS ME?..........STILL DONT CARE......HA.......I ACTUALLY VENTURED AWAY FROM THE PC AND THE CREEPYBATCAVE EVEN .......GASP.........FOR THE PAST 2 DAZE......JUS GOT BACK..........HAD SOME PAGAN RITUALS TO PARTICIPATE IN WITH MY WICCAN FRIENDS DOWN IN THE TOWER DIST.....ON THIS AUSPICIOUS AND MAGIKAL DAY.................I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A FUN,SAFE, MISCHIVOUS, AND PRODUCTIVE FRI13TH (HIGH SPIFRI MMMWWAAHH) IM REALLY DRAINED AND SEVERELY DANE BRAMAGED FROM OVEREXERTION........SO IM SURE IM FORGETTING A COUPLE QUESTION.........

BOOTSY.........HERES THE LINK IF U WANNA LISTEN TO CFR LIVE ONLINE AZ ITS GOIN DOWN........ITZ A LIL CHOPPY ON DIALUP....BUT U CAN HEAR ENUFF TO GRASP WHUTZ GOIN ON.........SHOULD U DESIRE TO CALL IN AND SHARE UR BOOTS2CENTZ.... http://indie1031.fm/listenlive.html 1-877-900-1031 .......OR IF YA WANNA CHEK THE SHOWS ARCHIVE...... http://www.thepanicchannel.com/radio/ THIS LAST SATURDAYS IS UP.......BOTH ME AND TRACY GOT ONAIR A COUPLE TIEMZ.........MY "AWARDED WITH TEETH" WINNING IMPROMPTU "SPORTZ CHALET" IS ON BOUT THE 2O MIN MARK.........BASED ON DAVE AND BILLYS REACTION........TO ME IT SOUNDED LIEK ONE OR BOTH OF THEM SPIT COFFEE OUT THEIR NOSES........ONE OF MY BETTER "GOLDENSTONER" MOMENTZ.....FO SHIZZE........

DAVE,BILLY,TK.........DANKX AGAIN FOR THE NIN ALBUM.........I GOT IT WEDNESDAY........AND HAVE LISTENED TO IT 10TIMEZ BACK2BACK.....EACH DAY.........
BEG,BORROW,STEAL........THIS IZ A "MUSTHAVE" PEEPZ.......BY FAR THE BEST NIN ALBUM SINCE THE DAZE OF PHM,BROKEN&FIXED.......TRACK 9 IN PARTICULAR...."GETTING SMALLER" IS MY FAVE FOR THE NEW HEAD LIEK A BUNGHOLE VOTE.........

OH YEAH BOOTSY.........IN APPROX 2WKS........IM GETTING YOUR "SPIKES&QUESTION MARKX".....DESIGN INK'D ON MY RIGHT FOREARM........STRATEGICALLY PLACED TO COVER AN UGLY TRAK MARK SCAR THAT NEVER HEALED RIGHT........WE WILL FOREVER BE RECOVERING BROTHERZ IN ARMS......LITERALLY.......DEPENDING ON HOW MANY ENDORPHINS AND MINOR TRAUMA MY BODY CAN HANDLE IN ONE DAY.........IM TAKING MY EVOLUTION TO THE NEXT LEVEL.....WITH MY FIRST SHOP/IMPLANT EXPIERIENCE............IM HAVING TEFLON BILLY GOAT HORNS IMPLANTED IN MY SCALP........SIMILAR TO THE ENIGMA'S......BUT BOUT HALF THE SIZE IN BOTH LENGTH AND WIDTH......... http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/JUST4U/enigmankatzen.bmp SURPRISINGLY A VERY AFFORDABLE HUNDO.........THAT COVERS 3 SESSIONS FLATRATED!!!!.....WOW ...WHO NEW THAT UNDER THE SCARY EXTERIOR THAT FATJERRY FROM SPEARS OF SHIVA .....SPORTS.......BEATS THE HEART OF A TRUE HARDCORE ARTIST......WHO'S VERY SWEET AND MORE ABOUT THE ART THAN THE PRICE.........I THOUGHT WOULDDA BE LIEK A HUNDO FOR EACH SESSION..............WISH ME LUCK.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

so your saying sonny is a liar? this i can believe.
but dave, not only are you the size of a leprachaun, you also speak in riddles ~ by this i mean you lie through your fuckin teeth.you obviously read what goes on in "the jane's addiction community",its as obvious as your receeding hair line or that mutated recylcled bikini wax waste product hair thing thats living on your chin (its kinda like that naked emperor thing isnt it? when the hell is one of your paid amigos actually gonna tell you the truth?)
but why would you pretend youve never read there?
now theres a riddle.

Hey Molly,

plain and simply, why don't you just take your ass on...

peace

Tonto

Hey Dave, hey fam, hey generally entertaining wind up merchants,

Hope all is wonderful in the lives of all on this damn fine Saturday.

Oh and Moo: like the third question ;)

RiPped for the W/E wooohoooo

xxx

hey gang

hope you are all well. just got home from work, been watching a drumming DVD all day, with drummers like Steve Smith, Steve Gadd, Carter Beauford. wow, it was crazy!!! they are sooo good.

anyway, not much to report now.

Dave, question...

which do you prefer, the newer releases of Star Wars(episode1,2 and now 3) or do you prefer the older ones(episode4,5,6)???

kyle

you mentioned a charity in one of your previous posts, Cure Autism Now. do you have any connection w/ the disorder (family member, friend, etc)?

Hey Molly: Why dont you post your pic...no matter how cute you are, Im sure I could dissect yo ass and in fact tear you a new asshole and make your existence look foolish. Assholes are like opinions, everyones got em Molly. Sure youve heard it before, but what really sux is an "opinionated asshole" Post a pic sweety, mines at TPC...feel free to rip me apart but while your doin so notice the smile on my face when your checkin me out. Thats just how shit is with some people, so post your pic...I wonder if you even smile???

Good day everyone!

Creeps-lemme send you the pic of the photo and how to draw the spike/ I varied some shit....and no f'n horns....SERIOUSLY!!!!...please trust me on this.

Dave-hope you can answer my post 3 days back about songwriting and Carmen. I posted some lyrics I did there so it should stick out like a turd in a punch bowl...Also I put some attn stuff lie DAVE*******?/???????!~!!!!!@#@!@##$ or some shit

B-saurus

Glad you had fun Dave! Hope all is well. Have a nice dayy!

yeah id liek a pic........but im a pretty decent artist......i can make a gem out of what wuz quickly scribbled on the envelope........

sorry but butt im doin it.......ive made up my mynd and theres no changin it..........ive pierced every body part i own myself..........its tyme for evolve into body modifications......implants,branding, and scarification............both perry and the GODDESS........have instructed me to develop my true nature.........but to ease your worry somewhat........im having removable teflon put in......not the coral that bonds to your skull as if were bone..........in the unliekly event that i beat 2cancers and the 2012 end of the world and actually live past 40.........i can conceivably see me having them removed at some poin........

I'm sure CFR will still kick ass, it always does.

I have a question for you though, Dave.

In the Older version of "Avoiding the Angel", who is the person talking when he says "Dave. This can serve no purpose anymore"?

Be Well,
~Shannon~

Hey D, and all 67er's.
So Dave, how about that idea of releasing the record the way Trent did "with_teeth", dual disc with DVD sound, and maybe some live footage??? Any possibility of that??
Also, I think you should call Trent & set up a tour with NIN (i know i already told you that, and you said you'd love to tour with them), but is there ANY chance it could really happen?
Lastly, other than NIN, what other band's would you personally love to tour with? Velvet Revolver maybe?

Til l8r...everyone be safe, and don't forget to tell your love one's that you love them! And give them big hug's. So here's an "e-hug" or an "i-hug", or a "cyber-hug" for everyone on here with passion, but I want one good three way hug with D-man and Carmen :D

All I know is that the sexual tension emanating from my dear molly is so thick, you could cut it with a knife

molly..methinks thou dost protest too much, I strongly suspect that you have serious lust for our Dave, and who wouldn't, but are socially stunted in the ways of expressing it..you know, my third graders show affection for opposite sex by punching them in the arm and stuff.

It's ok, go with it, don't be ashamed, he is EVER so dreamy!!!

jezzi(Hi Dave, guess what? I won!)

HEY!!!! What happened to the Doheny link?

love
jezzi(it was right after the Dave Navarro is God link...oh, wait a minute, that's gone too....insert sad face)

Hi all! I'm back too! Along with Uncle Creepy. Both back on the same day. But did Creepy actually go anywhere?!! I was busy entertaining family visiting me. I'm exhausted.
Lisa
xxxx

Dave,

1st time I ever saw Jane's Addiction was at The Bronco Bowl in TX. You guys played with 24-7 Spies. Whatever happened to those guys?

TXR

Is the TPC logo being changed?

What cha win Jezzi???

hmmm....good day Dave n'panic medium

Dave,
A gift for you:
I know how much you love Pat O'Brien's messages. Here is a sampling of what he said. I know that you'll love it.

http://gorillamask.net/sbpob.shtml

Later,
Mike from NYC

hey. true or false: you once said that you weren't gay...but you hadn't kissed johnny depp yet

katie

whoa, it's like, attack of the spam whores again. haha! *gets out light saber*

ooh there's a thought. You into the who Star Wars thang, Dave? ever fancied being able to use "the Force" and kicking butt with a lightsaber?

Sx

Dave doesn't like lightsabers. He prefers guns with flashlights taped to them.

Shannon...i believe on the odler version of Avoiding the Angel it's a sample from Space Odyssey 2001...and it's the computer HAL 5000 (i think that's his name...it's been a good two years since i've seen that movie) lol. I hope that's right!

as for the frequent malcontented visitor we have who shall remain nameless, but not shameless...well...at least we all have something to laugh over...dedicating so much time and energy to someone or something you claim to dislike...well that's just a waste of energy when you can be out running or shopping or other fun stuff :-D. just saying...

much love to everyone!

-love, emily

Dave! Do you like soccer? Favorite team?
have a badass weekend

Hi Valerio,

Glad to sign the guestbook.....your band sounds great!

You should visit here more often!

take care,
itanja

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......MOLLY IS THE POSTER-CHILD OF NOTHINGNESS AND INSIGNIFICANCE.......SHE'S ONLY SEEKING ATTN IN HER WEAK ATTEMT TO INSULT OUR "PASTORDAVE" AND STIR SHITE UP.........SHE NEEDS TO RETAKE "FLAMING 101".......CUZ SHE GETS AN F- INFINITY SQUARED!!!........IN FACT SHE'S NOT EVEN WORTHY FOR ME 2 FIGHT WITH........AND Y'ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I GO OUT OF MY WAY TO E-FIGHT!!!!!
SHE'S JUS ANOTHER FAT UGLY INBRED WAIST OF HER RELATED PARENTS ORGASM.......INNA RUNDOWN TRAILER PARK IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK EGYPT!!

HAHAHA YLAIS..........FUCK YOU, LOVE YOU......MMMWWWWAAAHHHH...........YES.....NOT ONLY DID I LIMP AWAY FROM MY PC FOR 2 DAZE.......I ACTUALLY LEFT THE HOUSE AND THE COMFORT OF MY CREEPYBATCAVE......A FEW MILES DOWN THE ROAD 2 THE TOWER DIST TO PARTICIPATE WITH MY WICCAN FRIENDS INNA VARIETY OF PAGAN RITUALS.....BEFORE MY REBIRTH IS COMPLETE......I HAVE SOME HEALING TO DO.......BEFORE THE GODDESS ALLOWS ME TO EVOLVE FURTHUR.........SPECIFICALLY TALORED TO MY SITUATION.......THE RITUALS WERE CASE SENSATIVE TO FOCUS ON FRIDAZE MAGIKAL DAY..........

OH QQQ......I PUT YOUR COPY OF MY DAVE/JANE'S COMPILATION IN THE MAIL BOUT 1/2HR AGO........POSTAL WILLING.......IT WILL BE IN BOISE ON TUES..........

MUCH LUV,,,,,,,,BLESSED BE..........EVEN UNTO JIZZY

BLONDIEMOFO.........KUDO'S AND KYNDBUD TO YOU FOR YOU KNOWLEDGE OF SCIFI (I MISS MY SPIFRI)........... TO ME THE ONLY THING MORE EROTIC THAN A LIGHTSABER/DILDO......IS A PANIC-ETTE WHO'S WEALTH OF GEEK TRIVIA KNOWLEDGE SURPASSES MY OWN..........
PLZ TELL ME YOU'RE SINGLE AND WOULD BE WILLING TO GO BRUNETTE (blonde's just dont taste rite 2 me).......

WATCH OUT AGRO PIXI......I THINK MY UNCONDITIONAL LOVE FOR YOU HAS SOME COMPETITION..........BETTER HOPP ON WHILE THE CREEPYCOCKY'S HOTT.......SNICKER.............MMMMMMWWWWWW MUCH LUV EVERYONE........WE'RE ALL LONG OVERDUE FOR AND OL FASHIONED PANIC ORGY

Dave - I was really glad to see that Then She Did was your favourite Jane's song to play. It remains my favourite Jane's song ever.

You probably got told a whole bunch before but hear it from someone new - I always thought it a speechlessly beautiful and eloquent song until after many years of listening to it I read an article about your and Perry's background and view of the song. The beauty of the song was absolute and preceeded the context for me. In this way know you created something that stands alone as very beautiful in itself as well as mattering for beautiful reasons.

will you post pictures of the car when West Coast is finally finish?

Boots...did you ever finish the Stephen King movie? Your thoughts?

Have a beautiful, relaxing Sunday Dave...next time you're in the mood for a movie, check out Mr. King's "The Storm of the Century"...if you haven't already seen it...good stuff!

fat ass, hell yeah bitch!!! how did you know!

love
me

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......

JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......
JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......
JIZZABEL........ITS EASY TO WIN A BATTLE OF WITZ W/AN UNARMED PERSON......U STILL SUCK.....AND YOU HAVE A FAT ASS THAT NEEDS A WIDELOAD SIGN!!!!!.......

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~
.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

.........I CANT WAIT.......IM SO EXCITED I THINK I JUS FILLED MY CHONEEZ W/ELMERS GOOP...... :)~

Would you ever jam with a fan, Dave?

U.C Loser...ironically...despite my name...i'm not blonde! lol...never have been, never will be...i'm a red head (who's real hair color is dark brown...trust me...the red is better)...just thought you'd like to know! lol

-Emily

Why do i keep writing stuff that sounds like everything you write, but then i will come up with a riff and and melody that i love then SHIT, You post something you and chis wrote and it sounds similar to what ive wrote.
...Fucking weird that.

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BORROW MY STRAW!!!!!

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BORROW MY STRAW!!!!!

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BORROW MY STRAW!!!!!
ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BORROW MY STRAW!!!!!

Posted by: U.C.LOSER | May 14, 2005 04:46 PM

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BORROW MY STRAW!!!!!

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BORROW MY STRAW!!!!!

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U BORROW MY STRAW!!!!!

ID LIEK TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE RECYCLED DOUCHEBAG THAT THINKX THEIR CLEVER.....BY PSYCHO-SPAMMING 1 SINGLE QUOTE THAT I MADE.....AND FOR REPEATEDLY USING MY NAME IN VAIN....IN A WEAK ATTEMPT TO GET ME BANNED..........IM GUESSING ITS THE BANNEE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DISSEMBODIED.......BUTT IT MATTERS NOT.......WHETHER U LOVE ME OR HATE ME.........THOSE WHO HAVE HAD THE BADTASTE CREEPY EFFECT THAT LINGERS ........KNOW HOW I WORD THINGZ.........AND THEY ALSO KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER SPAM LIEK THAT.........I THINK ITS COOL THAT THEY AGREE WITH ME SO HIGHLY ON THE SIZE OF JIZZABELS MAXIMIZED GLUTEUS'.........BUT REALLY........IT DOESNT MAEK ME LOOK BAD AT ALL........JUS CUZ U USED MY NAME IN VAIN...........IT SIMPLY SHOWS HOW FEW BRAINCELLS YOU HAVE.....AND HOW TINY YOUR "HOWARD STERN SIZED" INBRED POOR EXCUSE FOR A PENIS IS.....................YAWN..........I RULE.......YOU'RE ENVIOUS.........AND U WILL NEVER EVEN BE AS REMOTELY COOL,TALENTED,AND ANNOYING AZ ME.........

AND ANOTHER THING..........EVEN IF UR WETTEST DREAM CAME TRUE IN YOUR OWN MOUTH.......AND I WAS GIVEN THE BOOT.........I WOULD SIMPLY CHANGE MY IP/USER NAME........AND KEEP COMIN BACK JUS LIEK HERPES.........
IM MORE STUBBORN THAN A WALL OF SOLID ADAMANTIUM........
I ALWAYS PREVAIL, I AM A LEO, I RULE THIS JUNGLE AND ALL OTHERS...........
YOU CAN ALL SUCK A FART OUTTA MY ASS, I'LL EVEN LET U

Whoever you are...we know you aren't Creepy so give us a break already...geez!

REDIMOFO EMILY........SNICKER..........U SOUND DELICIOUS...........BRUNETTES,REDHEADS,AND BLUE HAIRED VIXENZ ARE MY FAVORITES..........BUT I WILL GO DOWN ON ANY COLOR OF THE RAINBOW WHETHER ITS A COLOR FOUND IN NATURE OR NOT..............I JUST DONT LIEK BLONDES.......WHETHER THEY'RE NATURAL OR BLEACHED........THEY JUS DONT TASTE RIGHT........I MUCH PREFER BRUNETTES AND REDHEADS.........SOOOOOO YUMMY!!!

DANKX FOR THE "REDHEAD411".......BUTT U DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION...........ARE U SINGLE? AND WOULD I STAND A SNOWBALLS CHANCE IN HELL TO DATE YOU?

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

APPARENTLY THIS INBRED TARD HAS JUST DISCOVERED HOW TO CUT AND PASTE.........IM STILL BORED WITH YOUR LACK OF CREATIVETY OR ORIGINALITY.......YOU'RE SO BENEATH ME........U DONT EVEN EXIST IN THE SAME UNIVERSE/PLAYING FIELD AS ME......I RULE........AND U NEVER WILL

YOU JUST PROVED MY POINT ....CHUMPY

OUT OF RESPEKT FOR THE 6767'RZ SANITY.........IM GONNA STOP POSTING FOR A WHILE........IN THE HOPES THAT THE MINDLESS MADNESS LEAVES AS WELL..........SO ANYTHING SAID IN MY NAME OR REAPEATED FROM THIS POINT ON.........IZ NOT ME.......THERE IS ONLY 1 UNCLE CREEPYLOSER.........ACCEPT NO POSEURZ OR IMPOSTERS!!
BLESSED BE Y'ALL :)~

Dave~I'm glad you phoned into CFR. So cute!

Say, for those who signed up at the TPC community - how long did it take for your account to get reviewed before you could post?

Theres 2 new comics up by the way:

http://www.phait-accompli.com/yfs/archive.php

Hey Dave, Hey Family.

OK - Molly you have problems.
- Justin, wicked comics, keep them coming.
- Everyone else, have fun doing whatever it is you are doing.

And as for the person who outbid me in the CFR E-Bay auction!! (raises fist)

Capre Diam

Just read Whores, do you regret not joining Gnr? Would you and Slash had of alternated between lead and rythem?

Blondimofo: Thanks for answering my question. I wasn't really sure, but I'll take your answer and go with it.

Well since that question has been answered, there is ONE more question I'd like answered...

Why didn't you put "Easy Girl" on the "Trust No One" Album?

Be Well,
~Shannon~

RHYTHM, excuse me.

Hey all!! (first of all, I'm very sorry cos my english is a lil bit crappy... My native(?) lenguage is Spanish, so... anyway, I'm from Argentina^^)
Hey Dave! I'm really proud that I have the chance to be writing here! And I think that is so cool from you to answer to your fans. I love it!

The other day I was watching (yeah sorry) the Woodstock 94 and it made me almost cry, you know. I'm a Chili Peppers' fan since 1995 and well... that's not the point LOL The point is that since 1995, I've been interested in your career and I have almost everything you've done(almost, here is very difficult to find some stuff) And I think you are a fucking great musician! So, that, congrats (??)! ^_^
I listened to CFR today, and you are lucky man! The wonderfull-amazing-stunning-incredible Carmen and also Jessica & Brit? HAHAHA I laughed a lot with the anecdote. It was a great picture to imagine HAHAH Anyway it was a great night, but we missed you

If you read this, thanx. Even better if you understood it, cos as I said, my english sux LOL

So, I don't wanna be a pain in the ass, but I have a question LOL (do not worry, i'm not gonna go into any deep shit)
Would you, EVER, come to Latinamerica? Or maybe you have it in your plans? Someday before I die? HAHA (specially Argentina, of corse LOL)... Hope the answer is yes HAHAHA!!

What the heck is going on here with all this nonsense posting? If you don't like things here then JUST LEAVE!

Cori-Storm of the Century was a great movie. I like the way it combined things I love like, suspense, ocean community, and nature/snowstorms...I recommend it to anyone who has a passion for these things.

Last night at work was so slow...So I read my Jack Kerouak book. Im not supposed to so I lean over the desk and cover the book while I do so. The maintenance guy was a prick and asked that I dont lean on the desk or read, that its unprofessional! DICKUS!!! Anyway-I explain how dead we are nicely, and hes showing me technique about how to read without leaning over the front desk!!!DICKUS I turn around and see a shitty half a metal pipe on the ground, and say "Hey Bob...You drop your pipe?"

NEVER SEEN A DUDE CHANGE ATTITUTDES SO QUICK!(He took the pipe)

Of course I had to not let him have a night of worry, and let him know how pro marajuana I am and talk bout marajuana reform, then maranol, then growing tips, and so on.

I think we' will be better friends, so old bob can put that in his pipe n smoke it.

Boots

Just another way marajuana can settle two adults who are acting courteous.

NJOY yo DAy!

good morning Dave!!
Question for a Sunday, any chance of the Bombshells opening for Panic Channel?

jezzi

Good Morning Dave...in case you have a Sunday 10:

When we host our regular poker games...my house ends up looking like a tornado went through it. Of course, I am the only female player and the boys here tend to drink quite a bit and take many Creepy style "bong ripz"...does that messiness happen at your house and, are you better able to deal with that now or does it still drive you nuts???

dave, do u go apeshite when your "scheduling conflicts" prohibit you from being at CFR? or do you just accept it and look forward to next week. and please do tell WHAT THE FUCK WAS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT!!!! im kidding much luv. you will always be the man in my eyes, even thru my "warp-o-vision" you can do no wrong.

Happy Sunday, everyone! I hope you're well.

I finally listened to last week's CFR this weekend. You guys were in rare form...

DAVE - Thank you so much for making me laugh my as* off during that CFR. Your explanation about lovemaking during a woman's "time of the month" was one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time. So unexpected!

You guys are awesome. Carmen is great too. I love her attitude.

With that said, good luck with all the technicalities of 6767TV and whatnot, and have a fantastic day!

Love,
-Denise

hey dave

by no means do i want to seem a smartarse, and this is a serious question, though i guess unanswerable, but.. where does all this animosity directed at you come from? i don't understand it. it bewilders me.

Awww, Uncle Creepy is leaving... *sad puppy dog eyes* We'll miss you, yes I said "we will", 'cause like you there is more than 1 of me in this head of mine...who you get on any given hour of the day on this 3rd planet from it's star is entirely dependent on unseen universal gravitational forces that you may or may not be acqainted with...;)

Regarding Jizzabell, dude the GODDESS will NOT promote you if you insist on being crude and cantankerous to that poor seemingly helpless woman/girl/sometimes witch (ah, but aren't we all?).

JEZZEBELL: FIGHT BACK HONEY!! DON'T TAKE THAT SHITE FROM ANYONE!! EVAH!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY ELSE: Lay low, count your blessings, give someone a hug - there are no excuses for not doing this!! You must!! Make up with your enemies like me and Creepy!! Not to sound all sappy or anything, but what would it hurt? nothing....and if they don't forgive you?? then love then anywaaayy.

PEACE TO ALL!!

:)

Woah, some people have time to waste!

DAVE please tell this person sat in a cottage in
rainy Cornwall England when I can have the TPC album.
Give me something to look forward to man....I'm gettin'
the shakes.....:P

1 post then back on hiatus.........im never leaving for good.........ur stuck with me for the next 7 yrs till im in the ground............and i still mite cum on ur back and piss u off from the grave..........

for the sake of the communiteez sanity........i of my own volition......decided to step away and let the love not the insanity ensue.......

dissembodied thinkx he's so clever with his psycho-spamming my name in vain...........but even this masichist will only tolerate so much abuse..........

puttin my creepy exterior aside........i really have a heart of blackgold........i really care about dave , the band, the community, and its many luv'rz and hater'z.........and i really would sell my soul for 5 minutes alone inna dark alley with this punk-ass bitch!!!!!!......but he's a pussy and would never agree to a fight.......so i leave u all with my BIGGEST CREEPYBEARHUG..........untill i feel its safe to return.
if anyone wants to chat....my AIM is UncleCreepy42069

oh ASP......regarding the goddess.........she has cursed/blessed me with blackwidows and wasps as my familiars.......my teacher tells me im supposed to respekt all lyfe.......but i still kill every one within a 5ft radius that crawls on me or try's to bite me........this includes jizzabel.......she is a fukn bipolar cunt........and i wish all the ill will upon her i can possibly muster........
the most hurtful insulting thing u can say to a woman is her ass is fat........i think deep down i must love her for some reason........CUZ SHES A FUKN HUGE COW AND I WANNA STICK IT IN HER BUTT!!!!!theres nothing helpless about her........she is an evil succubus siren type......who's strenght/power......is making people feel sorry for her and take her side...............
thankfully i developed an antedote................
now which do i take again? is it the red pill or the blue pill?

Dave I was reading an old interview of yours and you were briefly touching on how you'd go through phases : classical, metal, and so on. Could you classify the " phase " you've gone through in the past year or so?

Hey Dave, how did you fair in this weeks home poker match?

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1996-08-05/index.html

DAVE: CARMEN LOVE SONGS?????

Got tickets to Trey Anastasio and Ben Harper at Hartford Meadows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD SEATS!!!!
Gotta Jaboo!!!!!!Gotta Jaboo!!!!!! Gotta Jaboo!!!!!
Gotta Jaboo!!!!!!

YEAH MAN!!!!!

Boots

is it true chaney is, was, or will be working with Rob Zombie and Wes Borland on some music???

Jezzi and Creepy sittin' in a tree....
man, you got a lot of lust for me, dude, channel your panic, you are going to talk the talk about letting it go...walk the walk

jezzi(fuckin' bipolar cunt...hell yeah!!! tell me something I DON'T know)

I'm sorry for feeding into this amazing hatred people seem to have for me. This IS not my site, and it also shouldn't be the place where you vent your feelings for me...I have an email, it's jezebel43@hotmail.com....please direct all venom there, and I promise, Dave, I will try my hardest to keep my personal trash off your blog. I hate that I can't edit my posts here.

jezzi(ok, asp, and elmer fudd, and whatever other voices that are in Creepy's head, god bless, and goodnight)

Dave~Is it cool, fashionable, trendy in LA, or the surrounding areas to have a mental illness, or act as if you have one? This is a genuine question since I have a real interest in sociology.

Dave~ Another question. I put on Dr.90210 a couple of nights ago, only since you had mentioned it. I found it extremely disturbing after the first few minutes, when they started digging around into a woman's breast tissue.
It just looked disgusting, the breast tissue did. It seemed pretty violent as well, the way those surgeons wer digging around in there. Ouch! She must have felt some terrible pain afterwards. Do you really watch that, and sit through a whole episode? Or do you cover your eyes, or look away and the gross parts? Do you think people seeing that would put people off having these operations, or encourage them?
Thank you Dave! Loads of love, Lisa xxxx

jizzybelladonnajingleheimerbitch........i never once even remotely hinted or stated that i was letting anything go between me and you..........i hate you with a passion.......and this leo holds grudges till the grave...........i only stated that i was gonna taek a self imposed hiatus........cuz dissembodied would stop psycho spamming every fukn sentence i typed..........then u say somethin that demands a retort from yours truely..........quit talkin to me so i can go away already........