1st??????????????????????????

now I can read the post. Good Day vrybody!
Dont forget to look at the last post bout nirvana cds/james brown. You want those too Dave?

boots

Dave, i gotta agree with you on Massive Attack's Mezzanine.

That album is amazing.

Have you ever considered asking them to remix one of your songs?

Hi Dave,

Do you plan to auction yourself?

"place your face here" it's really funny! hahahaha dave: do you like music of others cultures of the world? like spanish, irish or arabian?
i love carmen, too much light to you both!

What a great way to raise money for charity! The current bid is $9,188.01...way to go, Carmen!!!

Ages 15-20? This is total BS. I'm so pissed. I actually really did just start using the Tag product last week. Meh, to the youth go the spoils, little lucky bastard.
J/K, great cause, I hope in brings in 50K. If I had it, I'd do it....

What 15-20 year old has $9,1881.01 (current bid) to spend on a date? Damn! Carmen is definetly a trooper.

Dave was the ending of Jane's due to a fallout between Perry and you?

Jane's A. continue to be my Favourite band. the only band where you can listen to every song on every album and not get sick of it. my Favourite song is Classic Girl. What is your Favourite Jane's song.

Peace and Prosperity

junkie

that auction is f'ing awesome...too bad i don't have 20 or 30 g's just burning a hole in my pocket.

o the joys of non-wealth.

10th??

What's up Dave!!
Wow I wonder who will be the lucky one to go on a date with Carmen.
Still having computer trouble here. That's why I haven't been around much. It's killing me!!
Well hope you had and have a great week.
Carmen, you go girl!

AER

Current bid: US $10,000.01

wow...

I agree about Massive Attack too! :) Dave, have you ever tried Tricky's Maxinquaye album? Equally as good if not better! :p

Dave,

If PBS ever did that type of fund-raising, they would never have so many "send us money" commercials on it.

My friend Christine, Darlene and I are going to a different NYC bar every Friday for Happy Hour throughout the summer.
The first "Happy Hour Friday" is tommorow. We will be at ROCKY SULLIVAN'S, 129 Lexington Avenue between 28th & 29th street from 6-??. We are going to this bar because we want to see the Celtic hip-hop band that plays there every Friday.
If anyone wants to join us let me know via e-mail.

Later,
Mike from NYC

Now I want a shopping date with Carmen!

Any plans for the weekend, Dave?

I agree with junkie. You can't get sick of the songs, they are too awesome. "Classic Girl" is one of my fave J.A songs. I could listen to J.A 4ever.

Took me a while to post this. Thanks a lot computer. I keep on getting disconnected.

10,100.01 and it still has a little under 9 days to go. This is going to raise a shit load of money for prostate cancer. Way to go Carmen.

Dude, you should action off a guitar lesson or something.

Hello Dave and 67 Fam

Busy days, busy days.... looking forward to CFR saturday-you going to be on Dave? Any special guests planned? I'm available!
Have a good one all!
Trip

Dave, run out and by a copy of Jake E Lee's new album called "Retraced", it's a covers album. His playing and solo's are the best! This guy is so underrated as a player, he is my fav! You should play this song "Evil" on Camp Freddy, the solo kicks ass!

Now all we need is an auction on eBay just like Carmen. Of course, this is with Dave. Ladies, take note and restrain yourselves ... and dig deep! The proceeds should go to support the fight for, say, breast cancer.

"We are going to this bar because we want to see the Celtic hip-hop band that plays there every Friday."
Oh man, I'd love to see that.
"Listen up my bitches and 'hoes, cause we done run out of po-TA-toes!"

What the fuck is a squirter?

Dave,
Your wife is about to make someone's LIFE with their winning bid!! Such a noble thing to do!! Hope everyone's having a good week. Onward to the weekend!!
~Bonita

"What the fuck is a squirter?"
A myth. They don't really exist.

SORRY DENISE.......I BARELY LEARNED HOW 2 USE PHOTOBUKETFUCKIT......I DONT KNOW HOW TO POST VIDEO........MY COMPILATION IS ON VHS.......IM DUBBING A COPY FOR AUNTIE CORI AND TRACY(dave-is-yummy) I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO MAKE U A COPY IF U WANNA SHOOT ME UR PO BOX OR CONVENIENT ADDRESS.......MY EMAIL UncleCreepy42069@aol.com hit me up........im all bout sharin, trading.....and lovin dave navarro the best my creepy lil black heart of gold possibly can.........SNICKER.........MUCH LUV.......THE OFFER EXTENDS TO ANYONE WANTING A COPY OF MY DAVE/JANES COMPILATION.......BUT I ONLY HAVE SO MANY BLANK VHS......SO U MITE HAVE TO SEND ME A BLANK THAT I CAN FILL FOR YA AND SENDBACK........

NOT A MYTH LYN......VERY FEW WOMEN CAN........BOUT THE SAME ODDS AS A TRUE HERMAPHODITE.......BUT I HAD THE LUXURY OF DATING ONE........SHE COULD SHOOT 15 FEET INTO MY MOUTH!!!!

Creepy...have you read Dave's book?

NOT YET........IM BOUT TO KNOCK OFF BARNES AND NOBLE TO GET A COPY........CAFFIENATED SUE (SUKI) IS MAILING ME HER COPY AND THEN I WILL MAIL TO ANOTHER PANICETTE........AND ANOTHER........THE IDEA IS TO CREATE A TRAIL WHERE EVERYONE SIGNS DATES AND PASSES ON THE LOVE.....TO SEE HOW FAR THE BOOK WILL TRAVEL AND HOW MANY IT WILL REACH........SOME OF US SPEND OUR MONEY ON DRUGS WHEN WE HAVE IT......SNICKER......BUT SHOULD BE HERE SOON AND I WILL GOAT COVER 2 COVER AND THEN SOME

OH JENN.....I UNDERSTAND WHY SOME WOULD POST BOGUS EMAILS .....BUT JENN@JENN.COM IS A REAL PERSON.....I THOUGHT IT WUZ U AND MAILED SOME FUNNY BUT DIRTY CARTOONS......KINDA WIERDED HER OUT......SPECIALLY SINCE SHES NOT A MEMBER AND CLAIMS TO NOT HAVE SPOKEN TO DAVE IN 10YRS.......SHE ASKED ME TO RELAY THE MSG TO POST A DIFF ADDY.......OTHERWISE......ITS MY DUMB FAULT FOR EMAILING HER

What a great idea....I was going to offer to send you my copy...if anyone has not read it...it is a MUST READ!!! I'm happy to donate mine to someone who has not had the opportunity...hit me up! (It's not signed copy or anything...just a really great read) I have read it about 4 or 5 times now so, I guess I can stop being greedy and share :D

Hi Dave!

Do you have a daily practice routine on guitar?

Greets,
-Andrew-

WELL IT WUZ SUKI'S IDEA.....IM JUST THE 1ST RECIPIENT......NOT A DAVE SIGNED COPY.....THAT WOULD BE JUST WRONG.....BUT THE IDEA IS FOR EVERYONE WHO READS IT TO SIGN AND MAIL TO SOMEONE ELSE THAT HASNT READ IT.......IT WILL BE HARD TO GIVE UP CUZ I WANT TO OWN MY OWN COPY......BUT EVEN IM NOT THAT SELFISH.....AND MUST PASS THE LOVE ALONG......IM THINKING I WILL MAIL IT AGRO PIXI IN WASHINGTON WHEN I GET DONE READING IT........STILL PLANNING OH KNOCKIN OFF BARNES AND KNOBLE FOR MY OWN COPY THO.....SNICKER

hmmm, you have to have someone else bid for you if you are under 18...how many single dads are jumping on this auction????

I keep thinking about teenage boys on a date with Carmen...ummm, Frankie Muniz comes to mind, he's got the duckets!!

jezzi(wait a minute, my son is 15....hmmm)

GOAT HEAD AND MAIL IT TO ME AUNTIE.....I WILL PASS IT ALONG AS WELL.....THEN WE CAN HAVE 2 IN CIRCULATION OF THE DAVELOVE DAISY CHAIN

Shoot me an addy Creepy....you are welcome to keep it, if you'd like. I had an extra one last year and offered it up...only got one taker so, I think pretty much everyone here must have a copy.

Jezzi, you have to try. *L*

He would be the coolest kid at school if he got to go out with Carmen. And it did say travel and hotel for two!

If you had time, would you have pets in the house?

well, I do have some money put aside, for college, and my retirement, oh, and maybe a house, but when you stack that up against an opportunity like THIS, everything else seems so.....trivial....
but, a date with a married woman? I think the only way I could justify the corruption of my son's morals is if I could go double dating, if you know what I mean...wink wink

jezzi(evil thoughts abounding)

diary of a quitting smoker
------------------------
Day 1: Shit.
Day 1 again only the next day:
Have tried to kill husband twice. Decide against washing dishes as always have cigarette when done. Same for bathroom. Am suddenly thinking this has upside. Eating dried fruit, apricots, pears, and brown things that look like squished roaches, which remind me of doobie roaches, which remind me of cigarettes. Watch husband light a cigarette; look at him pitifully. Eat leftover beans from last night - that'll show him. Walk by computer and wave occasionally. Can't sit and write or surf as this has been main smoking area. It's about four-o' clock now; I could have just one, I could have just one, I could have just one. That's Mr. Nicotine. He lives with me; 'he' could be a chick, but frankly, right now, I don't frigging care. Decide to play fantasy game on Playstation. Spend next three hours breeding Chocobos so game hero can save world. World doomed in my opinion.

Day 2, morning:
Woke up two hours earlier than usual. Great; two extra hours of fencing practice with the RJ Reynolds Company and spawn. Seriously considering finding some hallucinogens as never had desire for nicotine during a really good walk through a wall. Woke up six times during night to pee because I drank four gallons of water "to assist my system flush poison." Am feeling unusually testy as result of lack of sleep and deep-seated oral fixation fantasies. Decide to either kill or have sex with mail carrier when post arrives. Probably both.

Day 2, afternoon:
See husband off to airport for business trip. Clean closets. Nothing new in mail. Did all laundry out of necessity - body of dead mail carrier would not fit in dryer otherwise. Put in extra dryer sheets (Arm and Hammer, biodegradable.) Decide to take walk. Meet neighbor who asks if mail came yet. She is smoking a cigarette. I tell her no out of spite.

Day 3, morning:
Go through dead man's mail bag; keep catalogues for joyous Christmas shopping. Feed rest down garbage disposal.

Day 3, Afternoon:
Call garbage disposal repair.

Day 4:
Receive visitor. Police looking for missing mail carrier - received anonymous tip from garbage disposal repair person. Make coffee and offer fat-free cookies and dried fruit. Arrange dried fruit to make smiley faces on plate. Police officer asks if I mind if he smokes. Burst in to tears. Confess.

Day 472:
Sentenced to death in murder of Postal Employee. ( Federal crime.)

Day 478:
Beaten by seven large women in prison for having no cigarettes to trade. Able to sing better now; make up prison blues songs.

Day 552:
Receive divorce papers: husband marrying tobacco heiress. Cell-mate offers to have ex husband whacked. Wants twelve cartons of cigarettes and one pair Doc Marten boots. Decide husband will live as price too steep.

Day 558:
Secure two cartons of cigarettes for payment to cell-mate to have defense attorney whacked. Feel better.

Day 691:
Served last meal - minister asks if anything wanted at last moments. Think back to how good cigarette after meals used to be. Request one last smoke. Minister reluctant, no smoking in federal building, but sneaks one in. Sit back, relax, smoke. Ahhhhh. Feel slightly dizzy, giddy, euphoric. Warden enters cell excitedly; Governor issues full pardon due to new Federal "It Takes a Village" crimes statute: allows for defense appeal of insanity by reason of severe nicotine withdrawal.

__________________

how high is it getting then ?

Hi All,

Hope you guys caught Carmen on Jay Leno last night, she was hilarious!

Carmen explained why Dave doesn't like to be massaged at a spa...because he gets aroused......OF COURSE, Jay ran with the "erection" issue for the rest of the interview.

Carmen looked gorgeous in an all black outfit. Very classy & sexy. Originally, I wasn't liking how her new light blond hair looked in the current photos....too yellowy & too generic for her....though last night her hair looked more like her usual ash blonde colour.

IMHO, ash blonde is the best haircolour for Carmen....unless, of course, she HAS to dye it for a role....the ash colour really brightens her features and makes her beautiful eyes stand out even more.

Just as certain colours in clothing don't work with all skin tones, the same applies to hair dye shades. My skin takes on a nice green patina when I wear any pastel colour! :)

Over the years my hair has been about 10 different shades of blond....I finally settled on medium ash blonde. My natural color? Who remembers....loooool.

take care,
itanja

Thanks for the scoop Itanja...was bummed I missed it!

Dave, my girlfriend recently ended it with me. I diddnt see it coming and she diddnt either she says. I'm finding it really damn hard at the moment because I truly did love her. Any advice?

Hi Mike,

Who are the Celtic band?

About 5-6 years ago, I used to regularly see an Irish band at some club/bar in the 20's I don't remember their name, they played there every Friday & Saturday. A few of the guys were from Ireland, but they were basically a NY based band.

The had a few records out & the club was always packed to capacity when they played. In fact, it was so crowded one night, I had to sit on one of the front windowsills in order to see them.

They were fairly popular, with a big following here on the East Coast. Though they got some radio play, they never had a hit. It's driving me crazy, but I just can't remember their name!

How about House of Pain, were they considered Celtic Hip Hop? Their former singer, Everlast became an acoustic singer-songwriter, he went on to have a big hit with his "Whitey Ford Sings the Blues" album.

take care,
itanja

Hmmm....well if you emailed-the cds are packaged with a special disk!! By the way Dave-I bet Jezzi is right and it is Franky Munez! My guess was McCaulay Culkin but Frankys a better pic. Would "Little Bow Wow" pass the backround check? Moving on-I must say, I went to see the Roots open for Everlast. (Yes-open) I really thought the Everlast album was good, but now I feel the dude should stay in the studio. The live show sucked. The place emptied, and I left after about 6 songs. His voice was bad, energy was low, and I just didnt get the vibe I went in there having so I retreated home to bonghits and complimentary conversation of
?uest Love. Good old happy days!
To Dave: Ever talk to Marlyn Manson about how everybody was sayin he was Fred Savages "boy" from the "Wonder Years"...Paul Finley-thats it! Kinda curious how Marlyn felt bout that shit! I cant imagine tearin through bundles with that dude, did you guys used to get down like that? Im gonna change topic real fast now.

Go Padres!

Boots

Dave, any preference for what brand of strings you play on?

Massive Attack, Portishead, and Fluke is excellent sex music. I could make a whole list, but I think that already happened over the panic board. Heheh.

Funny thing with us blondes...well, I don't know about the rest of you but my hair gets darker as I get older. When I was a kid I was bright golden blonde, almost platinum. Then I hit my teens, it got darker, and I dyed it about 20 different colors. Now I'm DARK blonde. Occasionally it brightens up. It all depends on what you wash your hair with.

I'm not metrosexual, but I do look after my hair. But I am curious as to how all of a sudden it was considered feminine if a guy knew how to properly groom himself? As if it's more manly to walk around smelling like sock-funk with unwashed, greasy hair, unclipped nails and toe fungus. Strange times I tell you, strange times.

Peace, love, and good hair! :)
- Sean

DAVE
just wondering what do you think of DANZIG?
Have you ever thought about him for a guest spot on camp freddy?
Great Voice! well used to.....

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says,
"Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the
autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:
"Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"
"OK...then I DEFINITELY crapped my pants..."

LIVING WILL

I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind
and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial
means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of
peckerwood, ethically challenged politicians who couldn't pass ninth-
grade biology if their lives depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit up and ask
for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my spouse,
children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes
and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the hypocritical members of the
Legislature (State or Federal) enact a special law to keep me on life-
support machinery. It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own
damn business, and pay attention instead to the health, education and
future of the millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. I
don't care how many fundamentalist votes they're trying to scrounge
for their run for the presidency, it is my wish that they play
politics with someone else's life and leave me alone to die in peace.
I couldn't care less if a hundred religious zealots send e-mails to
legislators in which they pretend to care about me. I don't know
these people, and I certainly haven't authorized them to preach and
crusade on my behalf. They should mind their own business, too.

If any of my family goes against my wishes and turns my case into a
political cause, I
hereby promise to come back from the grave and make his or her
existence a living hell!

Signature _______________________________________

Witness _______________________________________

Date__________

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I COULD BE MISTAKEN BOOTSY BUT IM PRETTY SURE DAVE AND BRIAN HAVE GONE IN TOGETHER ON BUNDLES B4

Sean, some of us think it's a must and not in the least bit feminine. I think it's a good sign of what kind of man you are. Much better than a chap that doesn't care about himself or how he looks.

Itanja,

Long time no speak. ¿How are things? I broke up with that girl who looked like Nancy Sinatra. Oh well.

Here is a link to that Celtic Hip Hop band.

http://www.seanchai.com/gigs.htm

Later,
Mike from NYC

Yep-Dave definatly lookes "faded" as I used to call it. Catchin a nod w. Marlyn Manson...hmmm. That shot should keep ya off the junk...no pun intended dear David.

Picture Title: "The itchy and scratchy show"

Its unexplainable why anyone would pick up such a habit. Its even more incredible that you were ever able to put it down with endless amounts of junk n money available. Took me seven years of expending funds, and ending up livin in a truck w. no insurance or gas. Soup kitchen and shitty ways of coppin and it still taps me on the back. Does it tap you on the back? Tells ya the good n not the bad...can ya tell by this post...eats at the f'n brain. I dont know how you do it...but you do....youll get my biggest praise for that fact. Keep up the fight, move on...thats all I know. Where in different situations...sometimes I wonder whos got a more difficult battle...regardless I know it isnt easy. I try to have empathy which is tough. I never want to walk in someone elses shoes, no matter how tough life seems. Seems everyone has their pains, disabilitys, and struggles and all of it hurts undescribably.
Im off track now, made a simple post complex...and ended up explaining something simple that everyone has, and that is difficult times.

Social Worker

Boots

COOKIE I AGREE WITH YOU !!!!! Sean most women prefer a man to take care of himself...clean body, clean hair, fresh breath...fresh 'down unda' I prefer the clean look/smell as opposed to the 'caveman' look/smell. I would imagine it's the same for a man....SO...Sean that being said...WHO CARES what someone else feels is 'feminine' to be well groomed....if they wanna smell like butt then let them...they're probrably screwing the girls that smell like butt! If they're gettin laid at all!! So keep up the good work! sincerely, DAVE-IS-YUMMY (ADVICE COLUMNIST)....LOL

I have an idea! Why don't we just rename it u.c.loser.com? And now you're posting at Steve's site too? Jesus H Christ man, shut the fuck up. Give it a rest Man. Buy some clay, some paint, some Lincoln logs, legos, some of those 10000 piece puzzles or something, anything. Or, here's a thought, GET YOUR OWN DAMN BLOG. Then, people that want to interact with you, can. People that don't want to see your mostly rude, disgusting, constant ramblings don't have to? Yes, your OWN blog. I think that's a great idea, better than renaming this one.

Lyn: I think your puttin gas on a fire?
Im gonna go look for some water!!
Wheres Cori???

AHHHHH..goodnight all...

And as far as passing one book along, let me just remind everyone that 100% of the proceeds go to helping musicians that are addicts through MAP. $30.00 ain't a whole lot of money. I bought 4 of them and I'm broke as hell. My two cents.

WE'RE ALL RECOVERING ADDICTS DEAR BOOTSY........FOR LYFE........WE HAVE GOOD DAZE AND OTHERS THAT HAVE ME ON THE DEALERS DOORSTEP DARING MYSELF TO NOT RING THE BELL.........SO FAR THANKS TO THE SUPPORT OF THE 6767ERZ AND PANIC COMMUNITY...........AND THE CONSTANT SHINING BEACON OF HOPE AND HAPPINESS THAT DAVE PROVIDES........IM CONFIDENT WE WILL SURVIVE........

DAWN IS BREAKING EVERYWHERE, LIGHT A CANDLE CURSE THE GLARE, DRAW THE CURTAINS I DONT CARE CUZ ITZ ALL RIGHT.
WE WILL GET BY, WE WILL GET BY, WE WILL GET BY-WE WILL SURVIVE................EVERY SILVER LININGS GOT A TOUCH OF GREY........THE ABC'S WE ALL MUST FACE, TRY TO KEEP A LITTLE GRACE........
CALL YOUR SPONSOR BOOTSY....HELL I'LL EMAIL U MY HOME NUMBER.........YOU ARE NOT ALONG.........BE STRONG.......MUCH LUV........

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HEY LYN SIT N SPIN MY PANIC!!!!
I DONT HAVE A LYFE AND WHERE I CHOOSE TO SPEND MY TYME WITH MY FRIENDS AND ENEMIES DUZ NOT CONCERN YOU........KYNDLY MYND UR OWN FUKN BIZNESS OR LETS BOX........EITHER WAY FUCK YOU!!!!

Ever wonder:
Why is it that doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice"?

OK...Carmen's auction is up to 13,000.00...I agree DAVE you should do an auction for charity...BUT can you let me know ahead of time so I can put my house up for sale?

WHETHER OR NOT YOU HATE ME HAS NO BEARING ON THE QUALITY OF DAVE,STEVE,CHRIS,PERK,JANE'S FAN THAT I AM.........I AM NO LESS WORTHY TO BE A PSYCHOFAN THAN YOU ARE REGARDLESS OF HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME....I WILL POST ON DAVES SITE, STEVES, PERKS, WHOEVERS I WANT.........BECUZ ITS FOR THE PUBLIC,,,,,,,,ITS FOR THE FANS........AND U DONT GET TO DICTATE WHO IS WORTHY OR NOT.......U MITE AS WELL RANK PEOPLE ACCORDING TO CLASS AND ABILITY TO TYPE OR BETTER YET PUT UR DUMB ASS IN CHARGE OF WHOS ALLOWED TO USE A COMPUTER..........GEEZUS........WHERES MY FUKN BONG? I NEED TO MELLOW B4 I REALLY GO OFF

TYME TO WARM UP THAT DELETE BUTTON DEAREST DAVE

LYN....THIS GOD'S FOR U
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hey dave

as an australian fan i must inform u that an awesome aussie band is touring the states in may/june. that band being The John Butler Trio.
i saw them live last june and they were awesome. it was number 3 on my list of fav live acts behind nine inch nails and janes addiction.

if u get a chance check them out.

dave c
australia

wow! that's so cool that Carmen is doing that for charity! what a trooper! ehh ehhm...dave...when are you going to auction yourself?! lol...h aha...i would have to sell a kidney...but it might be worth it lol.

and Massive Attack's Mezzanine is a phenominal album...even without the sex part lol...i love that cd...ranks in my top 10 all the time!

much love to everyone here!
-love, emily

John Butler Trio are OK, i wouldn't go selling your Avril Lavigne tickets yet to see them though...

Creepy you still here brother?

Hey Dave, i'll donate 10 bucks to cancer research just for a phone call from Carmen. lol

OK...I have to admit I have never heard of 'MASSIVE ATTACK'S MEZZANINE' before but I just listened to it on Rhapsody and WOW...I can see why you like to shag to that...very slow and sorta almost puts you in a trance...NOT TO MENTION the song is 5:56 mins long! Now I guess I am wayyyy oldschool here...PLEASE HOLD YOUR LAUGHTER EVERYONE....I love to pull out some oldschool music and shag to... Foghat's 'SLOW RIDE'..I know some of you younger people have NO CLUE who I am talking about! What can I say I will be 37 in two weeks! Us 'OLD PEOPLE' like to shag too!

THANKS for answering my question Dave you made my day!

G'NITE EVERYONE......

Massive Attack? Rawr!

I made another bogus addy, thanks!

IM BACK SIMON.......I HAD TO LEAVE FOR A WHILE TO MEDITATE AND MELLOW OUT B4 I HAD AN ANEURYSM IN MY SPHINCTER...........STUPID PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE SHITE DONT STINK IS ONE OF MY BIGGEST PET PEEVES.......BUT IM BETTER NOW UNTIL THE NEXT BUTTON GETS PUSHED...........LONG STORY SHORT......WHAT UP BRO?

HEY TRACEE UR NOT THE ONLY OLD FOGHEAD IN DA HOUSE.........SNICKER..........SLOW RIDE IS GREAT FOR DOGGYSTYLE OR ANAL.......ROF........AND THO I KNOW WHO MASSIVE ATTACK IS I HAVNT HEARD THE MEZZANINE YET EITHER........I'LL BE 33 IN AUG. U AINT THAT OLD HON....MY LAST GF WAS 11YRS OLDER WITH 4 KIDS ....2 THAT WERE ALMOST MY AGE........BUT ITS NOT WHATS ON THE OUTSIDE........ITS HOW YOUNG U FEEL AT HEART.......AND THE TALES OF HOW WELL U SERVICE HARLEY NIGHTLY ONLY PROVES THAT U AINT DEAD YET HONEY........U STILL GOT IT........WORK THAT ASS.........SHAKE YO RUMMMPAAAH!!!! (gratuitous beastie quote for those not in the know)

Peace & Sweet Dreams Family

(play nice boys...love you ALL)

THE BOYS ARE PLAYING NICELY AUNTIE.........ITS LYN WHOOZE ON THE RAG 2DAY.........WE'VE ALL BEEN GETTIN ALONG ALL WEEK.........AND ONE PERSONAL ATTACK ON ME........AND ITS BACK TO CHAOS IN LIVING PURGATORY...........OH WELL.....PEOPLE LIKE HER ARE WHY I MUCH PREFER THE COMPANY OF AMINALS........AT LEAST NATURE AND INSTINCT UNDERSTAND ME.....AMINALS CAN SENSE LOVE,FEAR,ANGER,AND PHONEEZ........99% OF ALL AMINALS I COME IN CONTACT WITH BOTH WILD AND TAME.....WITHIN A HALF HOUR ARE IN MY LAP LICKING MY FACE..........WHAT DUZ THAT TELL YOU BOUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON THE CREEPSTER IZ

Sweetie...Lyn is a boy too...that's why I said play nice BOYS...I was talking to you both. (Hello Lyn...my flannel loving friend :D)

Now...back to the important topic at hand...DAVE!!! Dave...do you have any more pics of the MS Fashion show to share? Have a great time in Vegas and an awesome show!!!

Creepy...I have a nice little package all ready to put in the mail for you tomorrow...I am stoked for you to read Dave's book...I know you will love it! Can't wait to hear your favorite part.

Nite All...

Hi Sean,

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with ANY person caring about personal grooming. It's no problem for me if a man spends more time than I do getting ready to go out!

I love to be around people who smell fresh & clean, change their underwear & clothes DAILY and basically spend some time grooming themselves.

If you make time for other nonsense, why not spend some time on yourself? Seriously, there is no excuse to be dirty! Unless you are physically unable to care for yourself OR have another problem which keeps you from doing so, there is NO excuse to be a slob.

The BIGGEST turnoffs for me personally are people who smell & just appear nasty! No wonder I hate taking public transportation so much...talk about 'funky'...and not in a good way! loool

NYC subways in the summer are vomit inducing experiences. Between, the general funk & ambience.....BO, stale garlic, tobacco & other questionable smells... Amplify that with the trains being crowded & HOT! It's enuff to make you faint.

I used to call the RR train the "Rolling Raunch", the NYC fans here WILL know what I'm talking about! loool

Jeez....people don't need to spend $20.00 on a bar of special 'designer' soap to wash themselves..and most people DO have running water! Buy a bar of DIAL, jump in the shower & start scrubbing!

I do wonder why so many people find it difficult to bathe daily. Get off that cell phone for 5 minutes & jump in that shower! loool I won't even get into the people who have no clue of what deodorant is for!! UGH

Unfortunately (fortunately?) I was born with a very good sense of smell. If you smell funk through a winter coat, the person needs help!

Someone once suggested that I dab perfume oil/cologne directly on my nostrils before getting on a crowded train...works everytime...it's not recommended for people with bad allergies! It definitely makes a summertime NYC subway ride a bit more tolerable!

take care,
itanja

Hi Cori,

Here's some MORE Dave & Carmen pics from Getty Images: http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/FrameSet.aspx?s=ImagesSearchState|0|0|30|0|0|0|1|||0|0|0|0|0|0|0|0|3|dave+navarro|0|0|0|0&p=3

You can click on them to get a larger size.

And some nice stage pics at WireImage, they are almost the same poses as the ones at Getty: http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=SRH&logsrch=1

Unfortunately, you have to be a WireImage member to access the larger, clearer sizes.

ENJOY~!

take care,
itanja

MY BAD AUNTIE.....I STAND CORRECTED.....IF LYN IS MALE THEN HE'S A SHEMALE HEAVY ON THE ESTROGEN SIDE.....CUZ HE'S A BITCH ON THE RAG......AND NEEDS A CASE OF ANAL TAMPONS AND PATRIOTIC PADS MORE THAN I DO......
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/stoner%20shite/patrioticpads.jpg IT JUST BOGGLES MY NOODLE HOW PEOPLE STILL ACT SHOCKED WHEN I FLICK ON THE ASSHOLE SWITCH AFTER SOMEONE ATTACKS ME VERBALLY.....I DONT EXPECKT EVERYONE TO LIKE OR GET ALONG WITH ME........BUT EVERYONES SO QUICK TO POINT THE FINGER AT ME FOR NOT KEEPING THE PEACE........IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY ASSAULTED ME VERBALLY WHICH IS WHAT SETS ME OFF....
IM HAVE MANY MENTAL ISSUES.....NOT EVEN REMOTELY IN DENIAL ABOUT THEM AND AM QUITE UP FRONT AND BRUTALLY HONEST ABOUT BEING INSANE.......AS LONG AS PEOPLE DONT PUSH MY BUTTONS.......IM SILLY, LOVING, AND QUITE A NICE CUDDLY FREEK........BUT PISS ME OFF.....AND SUFFER MY WRATH......I HAVE AN OFF SWITCH FOR MY CONSCIENCE AND I SHOW NO MERCY TO MY ENEMIES........SO ALL U HOLIER-THAN-THOU-WINEY-FUKX WHO THINK THEY'RE SHITE DONT STINK .....SHOULDNT ACT SO SURPRISED AND PUT ALL THE BLAME ON ME WHEN I GO POSTAL.........DONT ATTACK ME AND I WONT RETALLIATE.....EITHER IGNORE ME.....OR PLAY NICELY IF U WANT A HAPPY-GO-LUCKY-CREEPY..........

Haha, I'm glad everyone seems to share my grooming sentiments! And believe me, I take no shame in that! I was simply making an observation about the current socials norms and how odd it is that guys would consider themselves and other guys feminine for taking care of their appearance. Seriously, can anyone count the number of shows there are on tv that actually have to teach other men how to groom properly? It's pretty sad.

I thought it was so funny how freaked out everyone got when Metallica cleaned up in the mid 90's. Yeah, yeah, it goes against some unspoken metal rule to cut your hair and put on nice clothes...but since when the fuck was metal about playing by the rules? More people seemed to pay attention to that then how shitty Load was. I remember back in HS, I used to get shit from my friends in the "rocker clique" for...well, not looking like shit (even in black leather pants and an STP shirt!) Even talking amongst that group of guys about guitar players, and whenever I brought up Dave a common reaction was: "Yeah, that guy's an awesome player, but he really made the Chilli Peppers look gay." To which I would usually reply: "Why, because he takes care of his body, grooms properly, dates gorgeous women, and makes the most of his appearance? What's more gay, that, or a group of guys walking around with socks on their cocks?" And no one was EVER able to rebut that observation!

Damnit, I should really be getting sleep, I've gotta be up in 5 hours. Bleh. Oh well, good night everyone!

Peace!
- Sean

Odd, my laptop apparently has an auto-fill thing for forms that put in my last name in my previous post. Interesting.

Goodnight, again!
- Sean

GASP.......LYN MITE HAVE A POINT.....I SEEM TO HAVE TRADED A CRYSTAL METH ADDICTION FOR A POSTING ADDICTION ....DAVE SHOULD START CHARGING ME RENT SINCE I MOVED INTO HIS BLOG........WELL JOE LEFT ME NO CHOICE BY BANNING ME FOR 6,767 DAZE......OCT OF 2023 TO BE EXACT....I HAVE TO KEEP MY NEWEST PANIC PERSONA HUSH HUSH....SO HERE IS THE ONLY FREE PLACE FOR PSYCHO-FAN-CREEPY TO ROAR IN CYBERSPACE....

THAT BEING SAID.....I BELIEVE MULTIPLE BONGHITS AND LAUGHTER ARE THE BEST MEDICINE......I HAVE NUT CANCER AND FIRST STAGE EMPHAZIMA AMONG OTHER HEALTH AILMENTS ....15YR NONFILTER SMOKER IN DA HOUSE......
IVE COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT THE 2 CANCERS ARE FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT TO TAKE ME OUT........AS WELL AS SOME CREEPYHATERS WHO I GLADLY OFFER THE CHANCE TO DO ME A FAVOR.....BUT THE FIRST STEP IN THE HEALING PROCESS FOR ME IS TO POKE FUN OF A SERIOUS SITUATION........I'M A LIFE SMOKER ....IM COMMITTED ....

BUT TO DAVE....I HIGHLY COMMEND YOUR EFFORT TO GIVE UP THE CANCER STIX......AND I GIVE U THESE HILARIOUS SMOKING PIX TO MAKE U LAUGH....AND HOPEFULLY INSPIRE YOU TO TRY AGAIN....AND MINIMUM SHOOT FOR 86 DAZE THIS TYME IF NOT LONGER....U CAN DO IT DAVE.......I CANT.....SO I WONT TRY.......BUT U HAVE MUCH MORE TO LIVE FOR THAN I.....U ARE THE SOLE REASON I GAVE UP BEIN A JUNKIE....AND MY INSPIRATION TO STAY CLEAN BECUZ U ARE LIVING PROOF IT CAN BE DONE........LAUGH HARD....AND LIVE LONG....WITH YOUR GORGEOUS WIFE AND HOPEFULLY SOON....LIL NAVARRIAN RUGRATZ.....MUCH LUV DOOD'R

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/JUST4U/SMOKINGKILLS.bmp
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/JUST4U/BOB.bmp
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/JUST4U/SCREW.bmp
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/JUST4U/CHIPMUNKX.bmp
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/JUST4U/MEOW.bmp

I just bought a guitar on E-Bay that Dave and Perry both signed by in the hay-day. I'm going to frame it and get a plaque for it, i need a quote or really cool slogan though. Any suggestions?

It will hopefully look like this:

JANES ADDICTION
(insert quote here)
1988-forever (not too sure on that date either, can anyone clarify that?)

Creepy i know you will have one

OH LYN ONE LAST PIECE OF ADVICE.........IF U DONT WANT TO READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.......SIMPLY SKIP TO THE NEXT POST.......I INTENTIONALLY POST IN CAPZ....SO PEOPLE LIKE U ......WHO DEPISE MY POLITICALLY INCORRECT OPINIONS CAN EASILLY PICK THEM OUT....AND NOT READ THEM......U SHOULD TRY IT IF I BOTHER U THAT MUCH......THE ONLY 2 THINGS THAT WILL KEEP ME FROM POSTING HERE IZ EITHER MY DEATH OR A PERSONAL REQUEST FROM PASTOR DAVE TO CEASE AND DESIST........AND SO FAR HE HASNT COMPLAINED THAT IM HERE.....HE SIMPLY DELETES MY POSTS THAT GO TOO FAR......WHICH IN MY OPINION SHOULD BE EVERY OTHER ONE.........SNICKER.........BUT THANKFULLY I APPEAR TO HUMOUR HIM....AND LATELY UNTILL TODAYS ATTACK I HAVE MADE AN EFFORT TO KEEP ONE FOOT ON THE SIDE THATS NOT GOING TO FAR.....
I DONT LOSE SLEEP THAT IM TOO MUCH FOR MOST TO HANDLE....IN FACT I GET OFF ON IT.....BUT I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE STOOPID AND FUNNY THAN "CREEPY ASSHOLE EXTRAORDINARE"..........WHY DONT Y'ALL HELP WITH KEEPIN THE POSITIVETY.......AND QUIT GIVIN ME SO MUCH SHITE FOR SIMPLY BEING TRUE TO MYSELF AND WHO I AM......

SIMON......IM A LIL PARTIAL TO "I WANT THE LIFE YOU THINK I HAVE" ....."LET ME HIT MYSELF IM STARTING TO FEEL" ....."IF I TOLD YOU I WAS BOTTLEFED WOULD YOU NURSE ME?"......."I FELL IN YOUR RUSTED HEART BEFORE YOU DRIPPED AWAY"........."I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO IN LOVE I FELT LIKE I SHOULD DIE"......"HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU MISS THE SMALL THINGS, TAKE MY .38 AND PUSH IT INSIDE YOU"......."THE PAINTED BABIES AND RUN LATE LADIES,BROUGHT OUT A DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME"........"PERFUME STAINS THE BEDROOM, DROOLS UPON THE LINEN, MY HOUSEKEEPER COMES ON FRIDAYS"........

AND THOSE ARE JUST FROM TNO ALONE!!!!..............HOPE THEY HELP.......IM OFF TO SMOKE A CIGGY CUZ IM STARTIN TO HEAR THE PSYCHO SHOWER MUSIK.......EEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE ......PSYCHOCREEPYFAN.....EEEEE...EEEE..EEEE :)~

OR IF I MISUNDERSTOOD U SIMON AND WERE JUST ASKIN FOR A GOOD QUOTE THAT (hades forbid) HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH PERRY OR DAVE.......MY FAVORITE ONE IS:

"DUCK TAPE IS LIKE THE FORCE...IT HAS A LIGHT SIDE....A DARK SIDE...AND IT HOLDS THE UNIVERSE TOGETHER"
-CARL ZWANZIG(zag)-

WOW!!! Carmen is such a trooper. Go Carmen!!!! Hopefully she's gets a nice respectful young boy =) and I have to agree with the Massive attack selection....*HOT* ;)

Have a good day all!

Hey Dave! I just wanna thank you for answering my question about your equipment.... Recording equipment, that is.

I also wanna wish everyone a good weekend!

Pekka

http://cache.gettyimages.com/comp/51284706.jpg?x=x&dasite=MS_GINS&ef=2&ev=1&dareq=E2399169AC85D6DE7F9CD95D11365232F0C3A8E317B49A40621B2AC3A62513D3

YUM! Is that perfection or what? I better get that dream right next time, goddamn it! I must have the lamest subconscious ever. I should probably get Creepy to kick its ass.

I DONT KNOW IF ITS THE LINK OR MY SHITTY PC....BUT WHAT U POSTED.....SAYS FORBIDDEN 503 NOT AUTHORIZED TO VIEW..........UR SO CUTE DANA......THANKX FOR THINKING OF A POTENTIAL VENTING OUTLET FOR MY RAGE ISSUES.....BUT MY ASSKICKING SKILLZ ONLY SEEM TO WORK IN THE REAL WORLD........I COULD NEVER CONVEY JUS HOW HORRIFIC AND DISTURBING MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS......LETS JUST SAY I WAKE UP TERRIFIED DAILY AT WHAT FESTERS AND PULSATES IN MY DREAMS........I HAVE NO CONTROL OF THE EVIL IN MY SUBCONSCIOUS.....I ONLY AM BARELY ABLE TO NOT ACT ON THE VIOLENT URGES WITHIN..........THE CLOSEST I CAN DESCRIBE WOULD BE THAT IN COMPARISON....FREDDYS WORST NITEMARE IS A FROLICKING MASSENGAIL COMMERCIAL/FLUFFYBUNNY RIDE AT DISNEYLAND WHEN MATCHED WITH THE DEMONS LOCKED IN MY HEAD......LONG STORY SHORT.....YOU PROBLY DONT WANT ME ENTERING YOUR DREAMS.....WHETHER TO KICK SOME ASS OR FOR ANY REASON........IM ALL TOO WILLING TO TRY AND HELP....BUT IT WOULD BE IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO NOT HAVE ME IN THERE........

Hey Dave,

Bad luck on the cigs dude. I can't give up either. It's fucking hard!!!!

Anyway my girl and I are coming to LA and travelling round next Summer. Can you reccomend (or anyone) places to see go. I'm interested in seeing some old school clubs. I also want a tattoo when I'm there so where would be a good one. And restaurants and of course bars - anywhere???????

Thanks man. Good luck with everything.

All my vibes

Burn

Wow Dave, that is so cool about Carmen! BUT, inquiring minds want to know - would you auction yourself off?

Always,
me

DAVE THIS MITE BE A DUMB QUESTION.......BUT AUCTIONING CARMEN IS JUS FOR DINNER,HANG OUT FUN.........BUT NO SEX RIGHT?.........I APPLAUDE THE GOOD CAUSE.......BUT JUS SEEMS BORDERLINE WRONG TO AUCTION OFF UR WIFE......

Oh boy, I can just see my next dream. I'm just ready to climb on top of Dave and Creepy bursts in and wrecks everything. Jesus Christ. Creepy, if that happens, I will fuck your shit up!

THATS EXACTLY WHY U DONT WANT ME IN YOUR DREAMS........UNLESS ITS FOR ME AN DAVE TO RE-ENACT THE VENUS IN FURS VIDEO..........SNICKER...........I WOULD NEVER WANT TO FUCK UP A GOOD THING IN UR HEAD........THATS WHY I SAID UR BETTER OFF NOT GIVIN ME CONTROL OF UR SUBCONSCIOUS........I WOULDNT WANT TO DEPRIVE U OF YOUR PLEASURABLE DAVE DREAMS.......SO IF U DREAM OF ME.........ITS ALL U........IM INTENTIONALLY STAYIN OUT OF IT CUZ ID FUK IT UP W/OUT EVEN TRYIN....

AND U FORGET WHAT A LIL MASICHIST I AM..........I ENJOY STRONG WILLED WOMEN WHO FUCK MY SHIT UP.......A BIGGER THREAT WOULD BE TO WITHOLD PHYSICAL ABUSE....SNICKER........I GOTTA GOTO BED HON........BEBACK IN BOUT 4 HRS..........GNITE.........SWEET DREAMZ W/ME NOT IN THEM.........ROFLMMFAO!!!!

ROFL...I miss all the funny stuff when I'm asleep. Creepy...you crack me up...I'm gonna have visions of a fluffy bunny ride all day now. ;)

Itanja and Dana...thanks so much for the pic links....DAVE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!(Uh...and Carmen isn't bad either) :D

Happy Friday...have a blast in Vegas, Dave!

Re: The guy with the squirter for a girlfriend...
Holy shit, dude. The inside of my nose is all burnt from shooting hot coffee out of it. Dammit Dave!

Hi Everyone!

Wow... Lot's o' action goin' on... To echo everyone else, I think it's great the D&C are so involved in such worthy causes. It just goes to show what beautiful people you are, inside and out.

UC - Thanx for the heads up.

Sean - Keep on being your fine, stylin' self. Those naysayers don't know what they're talking about, and they don't know what the ladies dig.

Itanja - Good to see ya! :) Thanks for the links. I'll have to check 'em out.

Mike from NYC - Sorry to hear about your breakup. It happens sometimes... But sounds like you have an active social schedule ahead of you, and I have a funny feeling that you'll be juuuust fine...

Dave - It's nice to hear that your interacting w/ us helps you appreciate your life and gives you some perspective...

I truly believe that, famous or not, we're all basically the same. We have the same wants, needs, desires, fears. (DTTAH confirms that, I think.) We each have different talents, some more than others, but we all laugh, cry, love, bleed, etc.

The only real difference is the number of zeroes on the paycheck. (OK, and better toys, better clothes, bigger homes, the adulation of millions, the chance to inspire and affect masses of people... but you all get what I mean. LOL)

Have a WONDERFUL day, all of you. TGIF!!

Lots o' love and coffee,

-Denise

Oops...Typo - "I think it's great THAT..."

It's still early. LOL.

Is anyone else a little worried about Creepy/Looser/Bitchy. Seems a bit on the edge. Maybe you should see someone about that being Totally nutz thing. But I think you are funny so keep it up man.

How boring it would be here if we all had to sit on our hands and behave ourselves and be phoney fake nice all the time. I'd be all the time fighting against that, kicking down the boundaries. I get in arguments with people sure, but I get over it, because I figure we all argue sometimes, especially in a family.
I prefer it if people speak up, but if they can, so can we all.

My toys are made out of toilet rolls.
Lisa
xxxx

I don't miss all the funny stuff when I'm asleep, cos I bloody dream about it!

okay peeps, dave is still in fourth place, we can do better then that..vote!!!

http://www.hellomagazine.com/vote/mostattractiveman/index.html?presentar=resultado&reciente=false

And Dave, you look fantastic in a kilt and fishnets!!!

I voted. You can vote every 15 mins it says. :D

"My toys are made out of toilet rolls."

We all have our dead dog dicks in the closet.

(I just thought I'd start a little quote contest. That is one of my favorites, but is the result of a long running private joke, so it may not be funny to others! :p)

Haha! No sorry, but that is hilarious! I don't care what anyone says, it is funny!!

I just made the toilet roll one up on the spur of the moment. It's a great honour to be quoted. :D

Dave~ Thanks for the advice that you gave me in the dream last night.

Good morning..

So are YOU going to be auctioned?

hey, dave do you have any nipple tassels?

dave - are you goin to pick up Whores: An Oral Biography of Perry Farrell and Jane's Addiction when it comes out? or do you already have it? just wondering what you think about it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

CONCERNED, I MUCHLY APPRECIATE THE APPARANT GENUINESS OF YOUR CONCERN.........BUT ONLY "A BIT ON THE EDGE"....HON, I DONE WAS PUSHED OFF HEAD FIRST........AND AM DANGLIN BY MY PINKY TOEZ MIDWAY DOWN TO THE DEEPEST LAYER OF HADES......BUT A NICE VIEW I MUST SAY..........SNICKER.........MY DISABILITY CHEKX HAVNT KICKED IN YET....AND MY ONLY INCOME ISNT RIPE YET......SO I CANT AFFORD PROFESSIONAL HELP.....IVE SOUGHT COUNTY HELP 3 OR 4 TIMES IN THE LAST DECADE ERR SOO ONLY TO BE REJECTED EVERY TIME BECUZ AND I QUOTE "THE COUNTYS LIMITED BUDGET IS RESERVED FOR SCHIZOPHRENICS AND THOSE WHO CAN AFFORD OUR SERVICES"..........SO IM PRETTY ASSED OUT.........I WAS LUCKY ENUFF TO GET A ZOLOFT SCRIPT BACK IN JAN WHEN I FINALLY KICKED THE "ICE JUNKY" THING......HAD ENUFF REFILLS TO LAST ME A YEAR.......AND THE COUNTY PHARMACY FUCKED THAT UP TOO..........SO NOW I HAVE NO REFILLZ AND I RAN OUT ALMOST 2 WEEKX AGO SO NOW MY BIPOLAR DEPRESSION IS UP AN DOWN WAAAAAY OUTTA WAKK.......IM 5149 I JUS HAVNT BEEN CERTIFIED SHORT OF EATIN PNUT BUTTER OUT OF MY ASSCRACK AND PISSIN/JAKKN OFF ON THE ENTERVIEWERZ DESK.......WHICH IM GIVN SERIOUS CONTEMPLATION.............LONG STORY SHORT......IM TERMINAL......AND IM OK WITH THAT.......IN FACT IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT......SO I GOT NUTHIN 2 LOSE.....AND I REFUSE TO PRETEND TO BE SUMTHIN IM NOT....OR TO BITE MY TONGUE BECUZ I OFFENDED SOMEONEZ VIRGINAL EARS.......MY ENTIRE FAMILY CEPT MY 1FT IN THE GRAVE GMA IS DEAD TO ME.........SO DO ANY OF U CREEPYHATERS REALLY THINK I GIVE A SHITFLYINGFUK ABOUT THE OPINIONS OF A BUNCH OF IGNORANT TARDS IN CYBERSPACE WHO THINK THEY'RE SHITE DONT STINK?

Okay, so that 1st post left some ppl confuzzeld...

Dave, Dave, Dave, why did I KNOW you would answer the "squirter" question first on the list??? LOL!!

UncleCreepy - okay, so you're not so bad after all. I actually thought you and boots were 1 in the same, so I really am sorry for feckin' wichya. *MAJOR EMBARASSED* Truce??

(*crosses fingers behind back*) hehehehe!!

From Rockdirt:

Baby Time For Carmen And Dave?
Posted on Friday, April 29 @ 03:15:09 CDT by MusicMan

A source close to Carmen Electra tells Star magazine that the 33-year-old and her husband Dave Navarro, 37, are ready to start a family. "Carmen says she's all about babies at the moment," the source revealed. "She and Dave have been talking about starting a family. They're both eager and she said that Dave will make the best father. She also thinks they'll make the cutest babies!" Another source close to the couple added, "Carmen and Dave want a baby so bad. Spending time together is very important to them -- they have a really loving marriage, and they'll make great parents. They're both ready, and I wouldn't be surprised if it happened soon!"

Dave do you still dive?

morning/afternoon/evening to the 6767 familia

SOUR PUSS......IF UR SERIOUS I WOULD MUCH RATHER GET ALONG THAN TO FIGHT WITH YOU......SO I AGREE TO YOUR TRUCE....I JUS HOPE THIS ISNT ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR GAMES.......BOOTSY IS A CLOSE FRIEND OF MYNE.....BUT HE LIVES ON THE EAST COAST AND IM IN CALI......BUT NOT FOR MUCH LONGER........IF I APPEAR TO BE OTHER PEOPLE ITS BECUZ IN MY PLETHORA OF MENTAL ISSUES.......I ALSO HAVE MPD SO THERE ARE 3 OF US LOCKED INSIDE THIS HALFCRIPPLED FREEK.......I AM THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF "ME,MYSELF,AND I".....AND ONE OF THEM HAS CANNABALISTIC TENDENCIES AND WILL EAT THOSE FINGERS YOU HAVE CROSSED IF UR FUKN WITH ME BOUT THIS TRUCE.....

Sean, I think the guys who used to say that about Dave were jealous because no one would go out with them. Girlies love hot men/boys that take care of themselves.

Cori, I saw an article like that one last fall. No, I can't remember where. It's hell getting old. *L*

Oh no! THREE of you, as in multiple personality disorder?? Yikes! And here I was thinking there were only 2 of you, as in schizophrenic! Double Yikes!! Triple Yikesees!!!

And yeah, I'm serious about the truceey-wuceey. No more extra-meanness from ASP. Nope. No siree bob tail. I will only be a wee-bit mean to you from here on out, how's that sound? (haha!)

*runs and hides*

(p.s. 'bout my fingers...do u really want to eat them? 'cause you don't know where they've been...recently...the other night...hehehe!)

Cookie...I've seen several like it as well...just thought Dave might enjoy seeing the various interesting things the press and those "close sources" come up with ;)

SOUR PUSS THANK YOUR FOR YOUR ATTEMPT TO HELP KEEP THE PEACE.....I WILL GIVE YOUR TRUCE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT......I LOVE TO FUK ERR BE FUK'D WITH IF ITS IN A FUN AND PLAYFULLY MEAN WAY.......BUT WHEN IT BECOMES A MEAN VERBAL PERSONAL ATTACK I GOAT POSTAL.....IT STEMS FROM THE DAILY VERBAL ABUSE MY FATHER BEAT INTO ME AS A CHILD..........TO THIS DAY I HAVE NO SELF ESTEEM WHATSOEVER......LAUGHTER HIDES MY PAIN.......BUT ILL GIVE U A MENTAL FLASHLIGHT AND TELL YAZ ALL BOUT IT ANYWAYS...............YES I HAVE 3 MULTIPLE PERSONALITEEZ....NO I DONT HEAR VOICES.......IF I DID FRESNO COUNTY WOULD GLADLY TREAT ME.....
YES #2 HAS AND WILL EAT FINGERS WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF....THO HE PREFERS IF U STICK EM IN UR SPHINCTY FOR AN HOUR AND THEN MARINATE IN THE SLUDGE STUCK IN THE DRAIN B4 FIRING UP THE BBQ :)~ BUTT ONLY IF THEY WERE CROSSED DURING THE PROMISE OF TRUCE WILL HE EAT THEM......

Denise,

Thanks for the good wishes! ¿When are you, Itanja and I gonna hang out again?

Dave - ¿Did you see THE INTERPRETER?

Later,
Mike from NYC

Hi Dave,

I am visiting England in May. Have you ever gotten a tattoo there, even if not, can you recommend an establishment there I could get one? It will be my first. Thanks much.

Best

AAAAHHHHHH GOOD TYMEZ..........I JUST HAD THE MOST PLEASURABLE IM CHAT WITH DISSEMBODIED AND I JUST HAD TO SHARE MY VICTORY...........

Imstillscreaming [11:48 AM]: tool
UncleCreepy42069 [11:48 AM]: FOR ME 2 POOOOOP ONNN:-P
Imstillscreaming [11:48 AM]: youre pathetic
Imstillscreaming [11:49 AM]: everyone hates you
UncleCreepy42069 [11:49 AM]: SO ARE U MR PLOSKONKA
Imstillscreaming [11:49 AM]: you have no life
UncleCreepy42069 [11:49 AM]: TELL ME SOMTHING I DONT KNOW
Imstillscreaming [11:49 AM]: all you do is stalk Dave Navarro's blog now
UncleCreepy42069 [11:49 AM]: SO
UncleCreepy42069 [11:49 AM]: NICE PLACE FOR ME TO FESTER AND ROT
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: not only do you talk in caps.......you write like this.......all the time........
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: you're gay
UncleCreepy42069 [11:50 AM]: I DO THAT TO PISS U OFF
UncleCreepy42069 [11:50 AM]: SOMETIMES
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: you piss everyone off
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: no one likes you
UncleCreepy42069 [11:50 AM]: I TRY MY BESTES
UncleCreepy42069 [11:50 AM]: SOME DO
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: including your idol Dave
UncleCreepy42069 [11:50 AM]: SOME DONT
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: he hates you
UncleCreepy42069 [11:50 AM]: IF DAVE DIDNT LIKE ME HE WOULD BANN ME
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: he already did
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: from the message board
Imstillscreaming [11:50 AM]: I'm sure if he could ban you from the blog he would do that also
UncleCreepy42069 [11:51 AM]: THATS WHY IM IN THERE RIGHT THIS MOMENT UNDER A DIFFERENT PERSONA
Imstillscreaming [11:51 AM]: you're such a loser
Imstillscreaming [11:51 AM]: I hate you
Imstillscreaming [11:51 AM]: kill yourself
UncleCreepy42069 [11:51 AM]: IM GLAD I COULD MAKE UR LIFE
UncleCreepy42069 [11:51 AM]: I WISH I COULD
UncleCreepy42069 [11:51 AM]: I LACK THE BALL TO DO SO
UncleCreepy42069 [11:51 AM]: YOU'RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO DO ME A FAVOR
Imstillscreaming [11:51 AM]: I'll kill you then we can say you did it to yourself, hows that
Imstillscreaming [11:51 AM]: ok
Imstillscreaming [11:52 AM]: you live in Fresno?
UncleCreepy42069 [11:52 AM]: SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN BUTT U WILL BE THE ONE IN THE BODYBAG B4 ME
UncleCreepy42069 [11:52 AM]: YEP
UncleCreepy42069 [11:52 AM]: COME ON DOWN.......
Imstillscreaming [11:52 AM]: we can take a trip up to the Sierra Nevadas and visit my old Outward Bound camp
UncleCreepy42069 [11:52 AM]: ANYTIME , ANYWHERE
UncleCreepy42069 [11:52 AM]: I GOT NOTHIN TO LOSE
UncleCreepy42069 [11:52 AM]: IVE ALREADY LOST IT ALL
Imstillscreaming [11:52 AM]: oh yeah? like what
UncleCreepy42069 [11:52 AM]: YOU ONLY SERVE TO AMUSE MY LAST DAZE
Imstillscreaming [11:52 AM]: name something you lost, besides your nuts
UncleCreepy42069 [11:53 AM]: MY FAMILY, MY SOULMATE , HER 4 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN THAT I ADOPTED AS MY OWN
UncleCreepy42069 [11:53 AM]: MY SOUL
Imstillscreaming [11:53 AM]: she left you
Imstillscreaming [11:53 AM]: right?
UncleCreepy42069 [11:53 AM]: SHE WAS MURDERED IN A CAR WRECK
Imstillscreaming [11:53 AM]: what a surprise
Imstillscreaming [11:53 AM]: yeah right
UncleCreepy42069 [11:53 AM]: 3 1/2 YRS AGO 1 WK B4 XMAS BLAH
Imstillscreaming [11:54 AM]: and all the kids died too right
UncleCreepy42069 [11:54 AM]: NO THEY'RE SPERM DONOR GOT CUSTODY AND A RESTRAINING ORDER
UncleCreepy42069 [11:54 AM]: BEFORE SHE DIED............I PROMISED HER I WOULDNT KILL HIM
Imstillscreaming [11:54 AM]: I think you're a pathological liar
UncleCreepy42069 [11:55 AM]: YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR DELUSIONS
Imstillscreaming [11:55 AM]: either way you're still wack
UncleCreepy42069 [11:55 AM]: BUT THE SCARS ON MY SOULD TELL A DIFFERENT TALE
Imstillscreaming [11:55 AM]: just wanted to let you know
UncleCreepy42069 [11:55 AM]: I KNEW B4 U
Imstillscreaming [11:55 AM]: everyone goes through the same shit sooner or later
Imstillscreaming [11:55 AM]: some worse than others
UncleCreepy42069 [11:56 AM]: NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE TO ENDURE THE THINGS I HAVE
Imstillscreaming [11:56 AM]: oh yeah?
UncleCreepy42069 [11:56 AM]: I WOULDNT WISH THEM EVEN ON YOU
Imstillscreaming [11:56 AM]: yeah, well I actually lost my family
Imstillscreaming [11:56 AM]: brothers
UncleCreepy42069 [11:56 AM]: MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER.......THEY ARE ALL DEAD TO ME
UncleCreepy42069 [11:56 AM]: I HAVE NO FAMILY
Imstillscreaming [11:56 AM]: why
Imstillscreaming [11:57 AM]: cause they hate you
UncleCreepy42069 [11:57 AM]: OTHER THAN MY GMA WHO WILL BE DEAD VERY SOON
UncleCreepy42069 [11:57 AM]: THEY CANT ACCEPT THAT I WONT BE A PART OF THEY'RE CLOSEMINDED JESUS CLUB
UncleCreepy42069 [11:57 AM]: SO I PERMANENTLY BURNED THOSE BRIDGES
UncleCreepy42069 [11:57 AM]: THEY LOVE ME..........THEY FEAR ME.........I HATE THEM..........THEY ARE DEAD
UncleCreepy42069 [11:58 AM]: BUT IM STARTING TO REALLY LIKE U
UncleCreepy42069 [11:58 AM]: WHATS THAT CAT GOT UR TONGUE JOE?
Imstillscreaming [11:59 AM]: my name isnt JOe
UncleCreepy42069 [11:59 AM]: UH HUH............LIKE I BELIEVE THAT
UncleCreepy42069 [11:59 AM]: EVERY CREEPYHATER IS JOSEPH PLOSKONKA
Imstillscreaming [11:59 AM]: I'm Disembodied
Imstillscreaming [11:59 AM]: herb
UncleCreepy42069 [12:00 PM]: AHHHH.........U WERE MY #2 GUESS
UncleCreepy42069 [12:00 PM]: MY LONG LONG BITCH
UncleCreepy42069 [12:00 PM]: ARE U BY CHANCE ALSO MY NEW BEST FRIEND ALIEN SOUR PUSS?
Imstillscreaming [12:00 PM]: no
UncleCreepy42069 [12:00 PM]: DAMN...........AND I WUZ SO SURE
UncleCreepy42069 [12:01 PM]: OH WELL..........IM GLAD TO HAVE YOUR HATRED BACK IN MY LYFE
Imstillscreaming [12:01 PM]: ok
UncleCreepy42069 [12:01 PM]: IVE MISSED OUR WITTY HATEYOU REPARTE'
UncleCreepy42069 [12:01 PM]: CUZ MY NEWEST PANIC PERSONA HAS TO BEHAVE IN ORDER TO NOT BE DELETED
UncleCreepy42069 [12:03 PM]: WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER SUMTIME AND PLAY WITH KNIVES INTHE WOODS
UncleCreepy42069 [12:05 PM]: WELL FEEL FREE TO VERBALLY ABUSE ME ANY OL TYME.........IVE ADDED U TO MY BUDDY LIST
Imstillscreaming [12:05 PM]: I
Imstillscreaming [12:05 PM]: I'm telling them who you are
Imstillscreaming [12:05 PM]: cause I know who you are
UncleCreepy42069 [12:05 PM]: REALLY..........DO TELL?
Imstillscreaming [12:06 PM]: I plan on it
UncleCreepy42069 [12:06 PM]: NO TELL ME WHO U THINK
Imstillscreaming [12:06 PM]: have fun
UncleCreepy42069 [12:06 PM]: I CAN ALWAYS CHANGE MY IP AND PERSONA AGAIN
UncleCreepy42069 [12:06 PM]: I HAVE 20 PLUS TIMES ALREADY
Imstillscreaming [12:06 PM]: stay on the board and I'll tell you in 1 minute
UncleCreepy42069 [12:06 PM]: OK IM STILL THERE
Imstillscreaming [12:07 PM]: dude youre a fucking liar
UncleCreepy42069 [12:07 PM]: I NEVER LIE
Imstillscreaming [12:07 PM]: you're on ghost mode then
Imstillscreaming [12:07 PM]: arent you fag
UncleCreepy42069 [12:07 PM]: NOPE IM QUITE VISIBLE
Imstillscreaming [12:07 PM]: yeah right
Imstillscreaming [12:08 PM]: all of those names I recognize
UncleCreepy42069 [12:08 PM]: IM ONLY MOSTLY FAG SOMEDAZE
UncleCreepy42069 [12:08 PM]: IVE BEEN THERE SINCE I WAS BANNED
UncleCreepy42069 [12:08 PM]: U ALREADY KNOW ME
UncleCreepy42069 [12:08 PM]: U JUS HAVE NO CLUE
Imstillscreaming [12:08 PM]: transcending
Imstillscreaming [12:08 PM]: thats you
UncleCreepy42069 [12:09 PM]: IN FACT THE VERY 2ND JOE GAVE ME THE BOOT I CAME BACK AS DISSILLUTIONED AND ASKED HIM SO IS THIS TEMPORARY OR FOR LIFE
UncleCreepy42069 [12:09 PM]: HAHAHAH WWOOOONNNGG
UncleCreepy42069 [12:09 PM]: GOAT HEAD AND REPORT HIM...........GET HIM KICKED OUT
UncleCreepy42069 [12:09 PM]: THE INNOCENT WILL SUFFER FOR YOUR STUPIDITY
Imstillscreaming [12:09 PM]: juanyjay, Jenn
Imstillscreaming [12:09 PM]: not you
UncleCreepy42069 [12:09 PM]: NOPE
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: look on, BKnoll, not you
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: Breett
UncleCreepy42069 [12:10 PM]: NOPE
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: not you
UncleCreepy42069 [12:10 PM]: NOPE
UncleCreepy42069 [12:10 PM]: IF U GUESS CORRECTLY I WILL TELL YOU
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: Donna, Angel, Cassandra, Mike, Steve, not you
UncleCreepy42069 [12:10 PM]: NOPE
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: jezebel not you
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: you're a liar
UncleCreepy42069 [12:10 PM]: HAHAHA DEFF NOPE
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: all of those people are not you
UncleCreepy42069 [12:10 PM]: I DONT LIE
UncleCreepy42069 [12:10 PM]: U HAVNT GUESSED CORRECTLY YET
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: you're on the list?
Imstillscreaming [12:10 PM]: you see my name ?
Imstillscreaming [12:11 PM]: Disembodied
UncleCreepy42069 [12:11 PM]: I DO
Imstillscreaming [12:11 PM]: you're Mike?
Imstillscreaming [12:11 PM]: from NYC
UncleCreepy42069 [12:11 PM]: NOPE
Imstillscreaming [12:11 PM]: Steve L
UncleCreepy42069 [12:11 PM]: HAHAHA............NOPE
Imstillscreaming [12:11 PM]: jezebel
UncleCreepy42069 [12:11 PM]: HAHAHAHA............SHE WISHES
Imstillscreaming [12:11 PM]: Angel?
UncleCreepy42069 [12:11 PM]: NO SHES TOO SWEET EVEN FOR ME
Imstillscreaming [12:11 PM]: Brett?
UncleCreepy42069 [12:11 PM]: COMEON..........
UncleCreepy42069 [12:12 PM]: U REALLY THINK SO
UncleCreepy42069 [12:12 PM]: BRETTS BEEN THERE LONGER THAN CREEPY
Imstillscreaming [12:12 PM]: I've named everyone
UncleCreepy42069 [12:12 PM]: WELL GOAT HEAD AN START REPORTING PEOPLE AT RANDOM
UncleCreepy42069 [12:12 PM]: CUZ UR NOT EVEN CLOSE
Imstillscreaming [12:12 PM]: you're a fucking liar
Imstillscreaming [12:12 PM]: YOURE NOT ON THE LIST
UncleCreepy42069 [12:12 PM]: YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINIONS
Imstillscreaming [12:12 PM]: you faggot
Imstillscreaming [12:12 PM]: fuck you
UncleCreepy42069 [12:12 PM]: HAHAHAHA...........SOMETIMES
UncleCreepy42069 [12:12 PM]: I LOVE U MAYAN
UncleCreepy42069 [12:13 PM]: :-*
Imstillscreaming [12:13 PM]: you're such a fucking herb
UncleCreepy42069 [12:13 PM]: JEALOUS MUCH?
Imstillscreaming [12:13 PM]: you probably signed off as soon as I said I was coming to the board
Imstillscreaming [12:13 PM]: or you're always on ghost
UncleCreepy42069 [12:13 PM]: DING DING DING.............WE HAVE A WINNER
Imstillscreaming [12:13 PM]: I knew you were lying
Imstillscreaming [12:13 PM]: you fucking herb
UncleCreepy42069 [12:13 PM]: HAHAHAHA
UncleCreepy42069 [12:13 PM]: U REALLY THINK ID MAKE IT THAT EASY FOR U
Imstillscreaming [12:13 PM]: you're so fucking pathetic
UncleCreepy42069 [12:13 PM]: U LOVE IT
UncleCreepy42069 [12:13 PM]: I GIVE YOUR HATRED PURPOSE
Imstillscreaming [12:13 PM]: get shot or something
UncleCreepy42069 [12:14 PM]: I WISH I COULD
Imstillscreaming [12:14 PM]: you fucking bitch
UncleCreepy42069 [12:14 PM]: UR MY BIIATCH NOW DISSY
UncleCreepy42069 [12:14 PM]: U KNOW IM RIGHT OR IT WOULDNT ANGER U SO MUCH
Imstillscreaming [12:14 PM]: may you rot in hell
UncleCreepy42069 [12:14 PM]: THANKX FOR CHEERIN ME UP TODAY
Imstillscreaming [12:14 PM]: you faggot
UncleCreepy42069 [12:15 PM]: I REALLY NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH THIS MORN
UncleCreepy42069 [12:15 PM]: STICKX N STONEZ LUV............STICKX N STONES
UncleCreepy42069 [12:15 PM]: :-P:-*8-)
Imstillscreaming signed off at 12:15 PM

1. Zoloft alone is not used to treat bipolar disorder. Mood stabliizers such as Lithium are typically used in conjunction with antidepressants.

2. Multiple Personality Disorder (also called dissociative identity disorder) and Schizophrenia are not the same thing. Schizophrenia is characterized primarily by hallucinations, delusions, and thought disorder, as well as apathy, depression, and social withfdrawal. Multiple personality disorder is occurrence of two or more personalities within the same individual, each of which is able to take control of the individual's behavior.

WOW HOW COOL IS THAT..........I MEET ALL THE CRITERIA FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA EXCEPT I DONT HEAR VOICES.......HMMMM......MAYBE IF I LIED TO MY CASEWORKER....THEY WOULD TREAT ME.......THANKX FOR THE 411 DOC.....MUCHLY APPRECIATED........THAT HELPED A LOT.........HAVE A GREAT DAY........MYNES OFF TO A GLORIOUS START....... :)~

It's a sad thing that it's seriously a chore to wade through this now and have to deal with the ramblings of someone who reminds me of my father with his chemically induced "my life as a victim" misspelled non-sequiters.

Shame, really.

"Imstillscreaming [12:12 PM]: I've named everyone"

Well, obviously Creepy isn't the only one with too much time on their hands then, huh?

Dave!!!!! Can you see us?????

We are the lonely fans on your blog, that miss when it was all about YOU!!!

Have fun in Vegas! If you see any single guys out there, hook a sistah up!
Don't let Steve get lost in the Wynn casino!
love to you and yours,
gnat

DANK U DANA.........THAT HILARIOUS SHITE MADE MY DAY IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY..........IM FLYIN HIGHER THAN THAT FROM ANY MULTIPLE SYNTHESIS COMBINATION OF DRUGS I COULD OD ON............. :)~ IT FUKN WOW'S ME THAT THOSE WHO HATE ME THINK IM ANY LESS WORTHY THAN THEM TO BE THE BIGGEST TPC/DAVE PSYCHOFAN.......

RANTZ WHATS REALLY A SHAME IS YOUR INABILITY TO SKIP TO THE NEXT POST WHEN U SEE MY NAME OR AN ALL CAPZ POST

Hi Mike,

Sorry to hear about you & L _ _. Were you dating very long?? Enjoy hanging with your friends & meeting new women along the way.

Remember....close, sincere, dependable friends will always be there when the romantic relationships are long over! I actually have one close friend from childhood and three close friends from my teens.

SOS with me! lol Lots of dental issues lately...and I take care of my teeth. Go figure?? Just hoping the bills don't go into the thousands.....my dentist is not on my list of covered dentists....so it's 100% out of pocket. Plus, he doesn't take any dental coverage to begin with. Actually, he's not all that expensive for a NYC dentist.

Thanks for the link....NO that wasn't the band I used to to go see! I still can't remember their name! Their most popular song actually sounded like Springsteen's "Rosalita" sung in an Irish brogue! lool I think it was called "Maria".

Perhaps the East Coast Dave contingent can get together when it's not super hot out....or in the Fall. Summer has never been my fave season, Spring & Fall are.
If you read my subway rant.....you know that Summer in NYC is not my thang! lol

take care,
itanja