I love you Dave, really excited about the new record
yip yip!

no way.. first?!

What a wonderful wife!

I hope we all have a lovely Wednesday.

I am happy for you,Dave! Carmen is awesome :) Have a great day

Dave would you put any unreleased or b-side material for the album out on something like iTunes before the official release date?

Film maker huh... Are we talking about amature star wars movies that end up on the net?

Does anyone know where i can find that clip. That was the shit!

Dave... Who makes the necklace you wear and is it two chains or one really long one?

Thanks in advance,
Pony

Dave, my dear sweet man. You sound so excited about Madchen, and Carmen is incredible for trying to set this up.

I just have to smack you around a bit now. Sometimes you seem to forget that you are a STAR baby! I think it is so cute that you get excited about meeting people like this but really, how could she NOT agree to talk to you?

I'm not trying to kiss your ass, but it is well established that the majority of the female population finds you to be a beautiful creature (and the rest are blind or plain stupid). You are talented, intelligent, funny, and interesting. CFR is great and certainly wouldn't hurt her career.

If Madchen decides not to, she is fucking insane.

Have a nice day Dave and the rest of you!

Hey Dave

You gotta love an understanding wife. Mine lets me collaborate musically with a female friend of mine and is cool with it. I guess it's all based on trust and not abusing it. She also thinks you're hot which shows she has good taste - but then again she also thinks Carmen's hot too which means she has really good taste.

Enjoy your day everyone.

Sean

Did you realize Dave that Madchen looks very much like your wife? Do you think that purhaps thats why you find her so attractive.. I think your wife totally kicks her ass though :)

dave, what's your favourite dance? i see you as a 'bump and grind' kinda fella. though i wouldn't be too shocked to see you salsa-ing down the street.

i have a dance named after me. only i can do it, so it's fitting.

i booekd my trip round the world the opther day. and today i booked a trip to borneo. you can meet me there if you want. i will buy you a coke. i'm there end of september if you're not busy

marku

Good morning Every1 in 67Land.

Dave, you really are an unbelievably blessed guy, all that talent, and by the looks of it a wife in a gazillion!

If you could answer my Q about JAF and OHM(Blender) it would be even more awesome.

Have an amazing rest of the week, best wishes to Perky,Chaney & Isaac's.

Tonto1%

That is crazy about Madchen. I was way into her when I was in college, kept the twin peaks poster on the dorm walls. Watched all of her b-movies. She is da woman. Thanks to ER she's back in the public's eye. I am sick of my friends not knowing who it is I speak of.

What would your first question to her be?

Hi -

Very good points, Jenniffer. :)

Seriously, it sounds like that will be an interesting CFR show. Good for you, Dave, that wifey is supportive of your crushes. I'm sure Carmen on "Joey" will be fun too. I don't usually watch it, but I might tune in for that. Carmen + Drea = 2 super-cool, beautiful chicas.

Have a lovely day. May everyone who's "frozen in" today stay safe and warm. Let's hope that Spring arrives soon.

-Denise

hey family

well, the recording of some demos for my band went well! sounding good
so, i have 1 rough track availabe at this very moment, waiting for the other 1 to be mixed.
if any of you would like to hear our new stuff and would like to hear what we are busy working with, just send me an email and ill try email you or send you a song as a MP3 file over MSN.

cool?

cant wait

stay well family!!

kyle

PS, ... Dave, when you did drink, what was your drink of choice?

Thanks for answering the question Dave. Love ya for it.

Love always,
Liz
xx

I am so glad to hear that you consider Ritual to be one of your greatest acheivements...i consider it to be one of the best albums EVER recorded...up there with the Velvet Underground and Nico and the Jimi Hendrix Experience...classic!

much love!
-emily

"Madchen there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Madchen all the people
living for today..."

hahahah - pretty good, Lennon would be proud!

love to all
Luiz.

"I am so glad to hear that you consider Ritual to be one of your greatest acheivements...i consider it to be one of the best albums EVER recorded...up there with the Velvet Underground and Nico and the Jimi Hendrix Experience...classic!"

Ritual did... things to my head... it´s like...once you listen to it you can never go back... it was just so intense... but still Nothing´s Shocking is my favorite... (I mean how can you have a favorite between two perfect records??) I don´t know but Nothing´s Shocking was the first one for me (although Ritual was already out)... anyway... jane´s music took me through a very dark and twisted path with occasional burts of sunlight... her nose is pepper sunlight... but of course this land is dangerous... and all that...

I love you Dave. Thanks again. your music gave me so f*cking much it´s almost not fair. the price of a record is nothing when you´re buying something that´s gonna ressonate inside your very soul as long as you live. Love you, man.

peace
Luiz.

hey dave, what do you think about old-school blues guitarists? i'm a big fan of robert johnson (hence the nickname), was he ever on your radar screen?

on a sidenote for dave or anyone else, check out leona naess if you want something mellow and just incredible singing. http://www.leonanaess.com, you use to be able to listen to part of her self titled album on there (which is the only one to listen to as far as i'm concerned). the girl is incredible. she did "ballerina" on the sharon osbourne show once, just a piano playing, killer stuff.

dave,

Totally cool your wife is doing the show "Joey" I have watched it a few times and always have found it funny. I love that Drea de Matteo she is soooo HOT!

dave,

Totally cool your wife is doing the show "Joey" I have watched it a few times and always have found it funny. I love that Drea de Matteo she is soooo HOT!

OK Madchen Amick. I couldn't put the name to a face but I did a google on Yahoo and know I remember her from Twin Peaks one of my all time favorite shows. I don't blame you Madchen is a beauty. I'll try and catch CFR this weekend when you call her if I can.

Oh the chick from ER! She's awesome - and what a killer name!!

Willie - I just caught Leona live a few months back - was a really good show - Diana Ross was there which we thought was weird but when we looked it up the next day apparently she had been married to Leona Naess' father - Just some useless trivia - Sean

spose I havent really glanced over here recently, since I got no responce to my painfully polite non apparal related question as to whether the piano parts from the Rituel songs were available anywhere or whether the keyboard guy from the last Jane's tour who caused the split up was willing to share them.I listened to the channal tracks available and its still the same, lacking and uninspired.Not even inspiring enough to provoke a rant,so I guess I'm growing huh?
Anyway I just wanted to say that I love rituel too, dont know why,just had the urge to share.
and that when Perrys singing shadows of the morning light... your guitar part is luminous.that probably doesnt make much sense but I guess I just kinda think that when all parts combine the music resonates and conveys a pretty spectacular image.
guess I just wanted to say thanks for that.

hey luiz u talkin bout blind melon?......i downloaded their first album the other day.....incredible!!!!

I know this might be a little premature, but have you come up with a name of your upcoming album yet?

Great update Dave. That sounds awesome, you're probably lovin it, arent you? And yeah man seriously, who wouldnt want to talk to the one and only Dave Navarro? I mean come on now, I'd drop anything just to give you a hug. haha anyways Carmen is awesome awesome awesome, love to give her a hug too ;-) Yeah, I've never watched Joey either, but I'll plan to do that when she appears on it! Anywayss, have a nice dayy!

i love that Ritual is one of your greatest achievments... its funny cause most Janes fans say that Nothings Shocking is the best record but for me its always been about Ritual. hat record IS Los Angeles. my favorite rock record of all time.

Hi everyone!

Dave, thanks for answering my question on Sat, very cool of you to answer my first post, and on my birthday none the less. Thanks

Luiz - I think you hit it on the head. Shocking and Ritual are two nearly perfect albums. I am not a religeous person, but have always said that going to a Janes show in the late 80's early nineties was like going to church for me. Knowing what I know now I would spend damn near any amount of money for those albums.

On that note I have another question for you dave.

Why, in your opinion, do so many bands put out very good first albums and then either disappear or never attain the perfection that they achieved on their freshmen efforts.

I have my own suspicions, but would love to hear your take on it.

Anyway, hope everyone has a good day!
This is a very cool forum, glad to have found it!!

Joe

Hi Dave!
Did you know that "Madchen" is a german word? It's not a name. If you spell it correctly it's "Mädchen", the translation into english is "Girl".
I don't know if anybody posted this already but I thought it could be interesting for you.
Rock on!

Max

like pinhead i had to look her up too... who is she on er?

anyway then i found

"Madchen there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Madchen all the people
living for today..."

very very funny LOL hahahahahahahahahah

cant wait to see that episode of joey

(it'd be cool if you answer the motley crue question)

I for one don't have a clue as to how to get an umlaut out of my keyboard.

However, I can get an "ñ".

Dave,

Is Madchen getting close to Rene status? Seemsto be quite a bit of dialogue......

Cheers,

Mike C. (FLA)

Hey Dave
Great answer about your personal favorite achievements.
Dropping drugs,good for your health
The Ritual album,awesome and my favorite J.A album
Your marrige,best thing you could have especially with Carmen.
Love you alot!

Dave~I've just been watching the Soul Mover video over and over, you are awesome in it. Wow! I'm watching a clip where he cuts straight into your solo, yeah Dave!!!

I mean where it cuts straight to your solo...(not enough sleep)

I had it up loud and people are going, "Wow! Who's that?"

Me~"It's Dave!!!"

Luiz, that last post from you was priceless. What a sweetheart! I just have to say again how nice it is to have you back. :)

this clip..
http://www.ghpg.net/dl/soulmover_video.mov

Did you make that solo up yourself? Like Glenn gave you free rein there?

More stuff with Dave and Soul Mover, Desktops and such.
http://www.ghpg.net/soulmover.html

This is senseless for me to even think that you might get to read this at any time but oh well it's worth a try considering there are already 33 comments as it is. I'm doing a research project on you right now for school ( don't ask it took me a couple tries to deicide if you were narrow enough) and I can't seem to find any really good and possibly true information on you. I know you're really busy with Carmen and everything but if you could give me a website that has the best info on you, that would be awesome! If you get a chance..that would really help, so much. Thanks lots! -Ci

sean: i had read that diana ross was leona's stepmom. i *really* would like to see her live. she has some real pipes, the real deal. i checkin on her website every few months, she doesn't seem to be up to much lately. i just want to catch her live at some point, man that girl can sing.

Wow, Dana! that felt good! I don´t think anyone has ever called me a "sweetheart" before (at least not in English...) that was just so cool...! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside...! ;o)

thanks for melting my heart of stone...!

much love to all you peeps,
Luiz.

Hey Dave, be sure to post lots of pics of the GNX. Can't wait to see how it turns out.

"I'm doing a research project on you right now for school ( don't ask it took me a couple tries to deicide if you were narrow enough) and I can't seem to find any really good and possibly true information on you..."

Yea Dave, why must you hide in those ivory towers of yours? When are you gonna come down off that mountain and interact with your FANS Man? We're tired of this Howard Hughesian recluse shit. Like, you know, try a blog or a website for fans to interact and stuff. Just a peep, a post, SOMETHING-give us a bone Man!

MAX...thanx for the translation..now I know my name isn't the only one with the meaning "girl" in other languages...sweet!

Dave, when you say your wife "hooks a brutha up", are you suggesting that she would allow you to get it on with other chicks? I.E. Madchen Amick? If so, what a wife! Peace.

Hey Dave, I was just sitting at home doing fuckall really and I thought, "You know what Dan, so what? You're retired, you're old, you're in the final stretch of life... But fuckit Dan, fuckit. Get involved, don't let your people suffer without you in their lives. THE INTERNET! The voice of the people! Thats where you need to be. Thats where your future lies"
But then i thought fuckit again and i decided to go have a mocha and go to bed.

Hey Dave, I love the site, just wondering if you could somehow incorporate more kiddie porn into the daily blog.

Other than that, great job! Keep up the good work.

Regards, Mike

I must say Replacing the word "Imagine" with "Madchen" was ingenious. I was singing it in tune with the song...however, the "A Perfect Circle" Version. However, no one will ever beat John's version. Gotta love origionals...

Hey Dave, I was wondering. If you could Meet one band from the youth standards of today, (I.E. The Used, Sum 41, Thornley, ETC.) Who would it be and what advice would give them?

Jenniffer, &a*uml; minus the star will get you an .

Gotta love HTML. ;^)

stern played "just because" as bumper music today....

Dave,

I recently got the Three Days mockumentary that you produced and was wondering if you were still into producing films/documentaries? Do you have any projects in the works? If not, can I send you one?

Piece

TX

I am so freakin in love w/ Bloody Mary...Dave!!! You did it again...wow...Steve's melody on that is whack...energy...harmony...timing changes...baaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

I haven't been able to check out this site in something like 28 hours - I am going through withdrawal! And I will be going to WDW for a week soon - no laptop - what am I going to do?!?!?!?!?!!!!! And I won't hardly get to look at this site for the next couple of days . . .

One reason is the computers at work got fried! We won't have a new system running until Friday - that is what they told us this morning.

And speaking of Friday, I will only be at work for a couple of hours because I have to go to a funeral. My Uncle David died unexpectedly yesterday morning. He had his foot operated on as he suffers from acute arthritis - we think he got a blood clot. Not only was he a gifted musician, but a wonderful artisan and owned a stained glass restoration business. He was a civil war re-enactor and one of the craziest people you would want to meet. My father is having a tough time with this - my dad and he were the youngest of 6 kids. My uncle just turned 60 at Christmas. RIP . . .

Lots of family coming in for the funeral. I will be chauffering alot.

Peace everyone . . .

Always,
me

Check it out and tell me if you like this...

http://www.tramavirtual.com.br/artista/foil_empire

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/musik.bmp
high dave.........hafta say not since the birth of the grateful dead have i had this much musical wood for another band......LONG LIVE TPC.....MAY SHE RULE THE WORLD OVER ALL............
ps i also sport gd ink....lol.......peeeesssshhhh out dood'r-rawx-a-mee dave3:16 hahahaha
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/SYF3.bmp

Hey Dave,

When can we have another one?
http://6767.typepad.com/news/2004/07/post_chat.html#comments

soon..? please? pretty please??

(everyone who thinks a live chat with Dave is a f*cking great idea please say YEAH!)

peace
Luiz.

That is really cool of Carmen! I remember Madchen from a terrible Steven King movie - Sleepwalkers. I watched it over and over just because she was so beautiful - and I'm straight! Never caught Twin Peaks, so that's pretty much all I know her from. You're too funny, D.

A question that is probably silly, as there may be pictures in the book that I'm forgetting, or it may have been answered before: Has Carmen ever been in the booth? Or were you cautious of the whole booth bad mojo vibe?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/Photo005.bmp

oop wuz supposed 2 be in last post.stoner move # 84,536

CAN I GETTA FUK YEAH GREAT IDEA LUIZ..........

Luiz~I say right on let's do it Dave, to the live chat. But can you imagine how many ppl would be trying to get in there? I mean we'd have Micheal Jackson, and Dan Rather, lord knows who else would show up. :P

How would we decide who gets in the chat? Only Panic Agents maybe? Jumping ahead there, but I can see the mayhem now.

hugs
Lisa
xxxx

Dave~How many second favourite women do you have? ;)

Has anyone ever heard of an Audiopad? You should...check this out. It's the future for DJ's. Out.

Just.Ryan

Dave~How many second favourite women do you have? ;)

About 50!

http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,59837,00.html

http://www.jamespatten.com/audiopad/vid1.php

Check these out.

Just.Ryan

ANTM:

How are they gonna go and kick off Brita like that? That shit was crazy!

Dave-- I'm assuming since you have a thing for Madchen Amick that you were a Twin Peaks fan back in the day??? I was addicted to that show. David Lynch is a mad genius!! And Madchen was pretty hot the show, too!

Scott

Hey Dave... For whatever reason I was searching for the TDDUP DVD thru Google and found a site that is offering it, but I wasn't sure if you knew what exactly it was because it says that it's only like 2 1/2 hours. Do you know what it's all about? It's like $30 so I just wanted to check with you to see if it might be something way bogus. Thanks Dave... Carmen looked awesome on Summerland the other night. Looking forward to seeing her on Joey, and to hear your new album when it's out!

You rock!

Hi D-dogg :)

Jezebel, you around? It just doesn't feel right on here without her around.

M (Awake with Blue Bruises in the Teahouse of Spirits)

Dave, how does a girl get on that list? ;^)

And, yes, Luiz has a great idea.

Hellooo, hellohhh, helllloooooooo,
ok, like a Mrs. Doubtfire hello to end that..
Dave...ummm, ummm, I have to tell you something...

you're so DREAMY>>>>\
(ok, cue up Billy Ocean's "Get outta my dreams, and into my car")

I miss everything

jezzi(pimp my ride, please)

Further to Mollys post here earlier, " Whether the keyboard guy from the last Janes tour that caused the split up was willing to share them"

In the state of the union Post, the reasons fo the split were given as "Some old issues, some new issues, none worth mentioning"

Can anyone shed any light then on what Molly said....

LUIZ - Great idea(Live chat with Mr N), now getting Dave to agree is the tricky part, petition the Dave with Prayer(?)

Still patiently awaiting an answer to Blender/JAF question if possible.

Yo- D-Dawg!
Was Slow Divers on Kettle Whistle recorded at your Roxy 1987 show, if so why didn't it make the original 1987 live CD? Cos I think it's one of Janes' greatest. Also do you have any pics from the 1987 Roxy show? I really wanna get a feel for the atmosphere of that show cos it's one of my favorite recordings of all time.

Taken hours and hours, but I finally sussed how to record from VHS to DVD last night, first two things converted Janes Live in brixton(Vh2 5th birthday), Janes liv in Edinburgh and Guns N Roses at the ritz ballroom NYC 1987. Anyone wanting a copy Let me Know!!!!

DOESN'T ANYBODY IN 67LAND POST IN THE EARLY HOURS?

LAZY.LAZY.LAZY

yeah, for you it's early....but for me it's the midle of the day and i've just come home from school (it's 1 o'clock right now, i had a short schoolday)
immagine how quiet it's around daytime for me here... when i wake up i have 50 posts to read at breakfast

Stuck in work, waiting for that 1 o'clock dinner bell.......

Further to Mollys post here earlier, " Whether the keyboard guy from the last Janes tour that caused the split up was willing to share them"

In the state of the union Post, the reasons fo the split were given as "Some old issues, some new issues, none worth mentioning"

Can anyone shed any light then on what Molly said....

LUIZ - Great idea(Live chat with Mr N), now getting Dave to agree is the tricky part, petition the Dave with Prayer(?)

Still patiently awaiting an answer to Blender/JAF question if possible.

Further to Mollys post here earlier, " Whether the keyboard guy from the last Janes tour that caused the split up was willing to share them"

In the state of the union Post, the reasons fo the split were given as "Some old issues, some new issues, none worth mentioning"

Can anyone shed any light then on what Molly said....

LUIZ - Great idea(Live chat with Mr N), now getting Dave to agree is the tricky part, petition the Dave with Prayer(?)

Still patiently awaiting an answer to Blender/JAF question if possible.

Further to Mollys post here earlier, " Whether the keyboard guy from the last Janes tour that caused the split up was willing to share them"

In the state of the union Post, the reasons fo the split were given as "Some old issues, some new issues, none worth mentioning"

Can anyone shed any light then on what Molly said....

LUIZ - Great idea(Live chat with Mr N), now getting Dave to agree is the tricky part, petition the Dave with Prayer(?)

Still patiently awaiting an answer to Blender/JAF question if possible.

Apologies for the triple post, guess my computer still has a few glitches in the memory.........

I just got an iPod photo. :D

Ok, go back to reading.

Dave

Music for a long road trip? Or just for driving around? Did you get an adapter so you can hook the IPOD up in the ride??

Juanjay,

I have had my ipod for about a year now, and you can do a couple of different things to connnect it to your car.
You can get a cradle to plug your ipod into which connects hardwired to your stereo. Not sure how much it costs. 2nd- a company named griffin technology has a fm transmitter called the itrip. All you need is an empty fm frequency and you can transmit your music directly to that frequency. It's about 40$. Works well as long as there is little interference in the station.
Hope it helps.
Joe

Hello to one of my "2nd favorite guys" and all you other beautiful people,

Angel - I'm so sorry to hear about your loss. :(

I wish everyone a peaceful, enlightening day. As always, I'm looking forward to today's post. Take care.

-Denise

i am an american idiot.

i went to greenday about 3 hrs ago in melbourne. They ROCKED!
I went to blink about 6 months ago, they ROCKED too! When are you coming to melbourne australia dave? Please answer! even if its a "i hate aussies, NEVER!" lol.
thanks ;)

i am russian

Where ya rushin' to?????

Does anybody here remember Blackie(Dammett A.K's pappy) in a Movie called National Lampoons Class Reunion?

EVERYBODY..DO THE WALTER(Wraps arms around self and bounces like a loony-tune)!!!

Cookie~Thanks for the umlaut info!

And I think we will just have to assume that the 50 "other favorites" Dave is referring to are all of us community girls. :)

JEZZIE! YOU ROCK GIRL! I love you!

For everyone-Queen Jezzie just sent my kids a CD ROM of Chicka Chicka Boom Boom. She is the recipient of much love in this house!

You're most welcome, Jenniffer.

I like that answer. ;^)

Lovely to see you, Jezzi.

Angel, I am so sorry for your loss.

for those of you who remember a few days ago, they caught the person who robbed my house, and i feel really bad. it was a woman, who is an addict and being in recovery for (most likely) the same thing as what she was stealing for, i don't want this girl to go to jail. i want her to get some help, y'know? dave, any thoughts on this? i'm not thrilled that i have been paranoid and really anal w/my wife and keeping the house locked to the max, and stuff, but i knew the whole time that this was a junkie looking for quick cash. we'll see but it just makes me think of how fucked up drugs are. i am so happy to be rid of them. that's why i come here, because of the vibe. see y'all. darin.

Sonicdeath, I understand that your impulse reaction is one of pity, however the very nature of addiction is that this woman will do WHATEVER it takes to get her next fix..... I hope that the courts deal with her leaniently...But don't feel bad about being a victim.

I worked for 18 monts straight building a house for my Fiancee and I, only to be burgled a week before moving in. The fella that done it was a known junkie, but he was also an informer for the local cops and they basically told me he was of too much value to them on the streets and he walked for his crime(He did mysteriously get beaten up a few months later though!!)
nothing too do with me? :-)

Poorwilliebrown, I had your email, as soon as I add the gigs to my personal list I shall let you know.

Sonic Death-Im glad you got your belongings back! As addicts we always seem to have that inner tie to others even those in active addiction. Drugs ultimatly lead to jails institutions and death. Better jail/legal problems than death. She could have overdosed from your microwave! (pawn money) I hope she seeks help, my friend just got a year clean and was introduced to the program in jail. Thats what it took for him. So anyway...its outta your control. I hate the whole powerless thing. (Written like a sponsor)

Ylais-can I join in? Im not a panic agent..that takes like a billion posts! Is there gonna be a chat time?

Cori-thanks for the birthday thread..that was so nice.

Thanks to Dave and everyone for the posts and wishs. March 6th the night before my b-day at 3:15 am my dad woke me up screaming at me(junky fuck,ECT) all because I lit inscense while reading. He figured I was celebrating with crack, pot or pcp and covering up the smell. Ruined the day, and emphasised how little trust I have after 8 months clean from heroin. I rent an apt from him...a duplex house...some respect/no sleep. Sucked. you guys are so nice, my dad should take notes from yall!

Today I saw some guy at the clinic beating the shit outta his dog for over a minute. I got his liscense plate. When I did he saw and we got into a verbal fight. He was twice my size, and Im pretty big. He said that "I dont know what was going on" Im nervious to make a complaint..theres some crazy fucks in the world, especially Hartford at a Methadone clinic where I could cross paths with this person any day. Im still a little nervous.. I did my part but still wish I could do more. Open to suggestions. I feel bad for that pit bull, I hope he gets bit, they have locking jaws! Hartfords the type of city where people die daily for the stupidest shit. Stuff like the situation today.

LOL=Lots of love
so
LOL

Boots *** * * ***

Mike told Howard that he was out at a bar at 4 in the morning drinking some Jack Daniels Old Fashioned and he was still drunk this morning when he came in. Howard had him start his Gossip Game a short time later. Here's how the game goes... Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:

1. Madonna was asked to be a presenter at the Academy Awards but turned it down since she thought it was basically a Beyonce infomercial since she got to sing 3 songs during the show.
2. Carmen Electra went to get a bikini wax but ended up screaming when they put witch hazel on her instead of the usual aloe vera. She's allergic to the witch hazel.
3. Barbra Streissand was distracted by flashes as she was getting ready to go on stage at The Academy Awards. She demanded that the photographers stop taking her picture. She was told they weren't taking her picture, they were taking Jamie Foxx's picture. She was so thrown off that she forgot her glasses back stage and couldn't read the winner for Best Picture.
4. Paris Hilton refused to tell a doorman at a building who she was there to see. The doorman wouldn't let her in until she told him so she called her driver and had him take care of the problem by giving the doorman the information he was looking for.

Howard went with story 4, Robin picked 3, Artie picked 1 and Fred and the caller both picked story 2 as the fake one. The actual false story was number two.

Yeah! #2 was my guess as well. :)

Hey Dave
im the guy hu asked for exam advice last week....im goin to the sates in a cuple weeks with my school.....n while we r in new york less than jake r playin......n me n my frends really wanna see em.......but our teachers are obv gonna say no......seein as tho ur one of the most famous musicians in the world.......an uve played shows with no doubt befor.....that u mite no em......or no ppl hu no ppl hu no them.....cos with ur power, u cud get them to beg our teachers to let us go with me n my frends.....i no im askin a lot.....but if u do this it could improve ur image as a rock star nice guy.....itll be in all the papers...people will respect u for helpin us out....an itll be a great conversation topic with Madchen
" hey, u help people on tv....i help em in real life"
an my class will hav found a new hero.....atm they all like punk n stuff... i wanna try n convert them to the dave navarro way, an prove to them that ur a quality guy.i no im askin way too much.....so thanx for readin this.....if u still are.....i hope u havnt alredy sed no and moved on to the next comment.......so please try n do this for us.....i no u hav other commitments so i aint gonna stop likin u if u dont.
anyway, thanx for listenin to my plea for help

from Ric

hey dave....btw r u gonna be in new york....cos meetin u wud be way kooler than seein any band......cept maybe pearl jam......joking......seriously....r u gonna be there ?

Boots!!! I'm sorry about your dad being such a yahoo...I'm doubly sorry I didn't wish you happy birthday, I was having a 'nutty'..

Jenniffer...Yay! I'm so glad, I just couldn't resist sending it to you.

DAVE!!!! you of the dispensing of suspension, have you thought of a career in school administration?

jezzi(off with their heads)

boots.
sorry about that shit before your birthday that sucks. just stay straight and eventually your dad will come around, but i know how that is, damn, i still get that stuff too. frustrating when you actually AREN'T doing anything wrong but still... and as for the pit bull thing? that guy should fry for all i care, animals do not try to fuck you over, or judge, or use, so to beat a helpless animal is the most cowardly thing in the world. that shit pisses me off so bad. good for you for turning him in. next time you're at the clinic explain to the nurse why yyou have on a moustache and wig, and you'll be ok i swear. :) SD

Happy B-day Boots! And happy b-day to anyone else celebrating this week.

-Denise

So that's her name... Mädchen Amick? That chick is dope. I love ER already, but she is beautiful just to look at.

P.S. Saw Carmen on Summerland... good deal

Is Eric Avery gonna play bass on the Garbage record or is he just their touring bassist?

whoa, Eric Avery is playing with Garbage!!! I didn't know, I knew about his Alanis gig. That's awesome, glad to see that he's doing it up! Eric Avery is a GREAT Bass player! I gotta get those re-releases of his Polar Bear stuff, I 've been meaning to hear it for a while now.

Boots,
looks like you might be someone I should talk to. My boyfriend just recently got put back in rehab for heroine use, been an on and off again problem for about 4 years, spent some time in jail, was on parole when he got caught this time. One problem is that he keeps going back to live in the same area and hanging out with all the same people and the cycle is bound to start all over again. I'm heartborken over all this, distraught is a better description!

do you have any advise for someone on this side of the
needle?

It's hard to trust when the trust has been broken over and over and over again. I truly have hope for him, I plan on going to some Nar-anon meetings this week to help myself deal with this, but I thought I'd try to get some advise from the addicts side. Hope i'm not offending, I'm trying to everything I can to make the best of this situation.

P.S. happy belated birthday! Koodos to you for being drug free!

Hey Dave.
So, you said that if you wern't a "rockstar" you would want to be a film maker... So my question is, What's stopping you? You should direct something. Maybe a short film, extreamly independant, and be artsy about it. Also, any more acting on the horizon?

DAVE!!!!! pssst...where's the pic?

jezzi(resistant to change)

sweetmelis,
i am not speaking for boots(cause he does give good advice) but i am a recovering addict also, and i can tell you just a couple things that maybe you've already heard, but i did go through in-patient rehab and learned some things that i can share, and boots you can jump right in. in rehab, one of the main things that they stress is that you change PPT, people, places, and things. so you are right on about him going back to his neighborhood because birds of a feather... it is much easier to use a drug like herion when you surround yourself w/other users, to lessen the guilt and rationalize that maybe 'this guy is worse off than i am so...'. that is a really hard habit to break, and it is really difficult to cut ties w/people like that, unless you really focus on getting clean and start to find some happiness in sobriety. then it becomes easier because you don't feel that comradery with them that you used to. and the trust thing...
it's been over a year for me, but slowly i am building up the trust that i had betrayed w/family friends, my wife. it will come back to you too when you start to notice changes in your boyfriend. you know, reading dave's book, anthony keidis' book, this website, all of these people who i've looked up to for like 15 years went through this same thing, and it keeps me in check because they have made it through and look how great they're doing now. it's a kind of therapy, and if your boyfriend committs to recovery, i'm sure he will find these little things(whatever suits him) to look forward to and feel good about also. you can get some tips by going to NA meetings, from counselors there on how to deal with the recovery of a loved one. this is a tough addiction, it is a full time job for any herion addict. but eventually you learn that all the joy, energy, creativity, laughter, etc. that you feel when you're high, none of it's real.... it's all a mask. and once you stay clean, and really feel true happiness once again it's like nothing in the world can compare. it is simply amazing. i hope you feel better, and i hope your boyfriend finds peace within himself to start his recovery. you can email me anytime if you would like to talk further. hope this helped a little. SD

Hey Dave,
how was jimmy.p when you met /worked with him? is he cool as a person? have you ever had the chance to meet or work with dave.g ?
oh yeh, that chick 'madchen' NO COMPARISON whatsoever to C.

Check it out and tell me if you like this...

http://www.tramavirtual.com.br/artista/foil_empire

Dave

My Buddy is a great musician, toured with Green Day, Foo Fighters, ( A singer, songwriter for an award winning Canadian band named The Killjoys ) now is teaching guitar without a penny to piss on. As a friend I am try to get him out of his current rut. Any advice ?

Peace

Dave

Dear SweetMelis: well before I tell ya anything, Ill tell ya I dont have the answer. Its bundled up somewhere in your boyfriend and not 10 bags of dope. Also, I did dope all through college and became a substance abuse counselor in New Haven while being an active junky. Id bring clients to outpatient treatment centers which are mainly in drug infested neighborhoods in a state vehicle and then cop/buy drugs around the corner. I stopped counseling over 3 years ago when I started trying to get clean, and havent returned. I have 8 months clean now, with the help of methadone and aa. (A controversial method of sobriety-but has gotten my life on track and back to happy states of mind). If ya want some advice, send me an email. There are so many perspectives on getting people clean...psychologists,doctors, therapist, social workers, methadone clinics-they are all there to help-but they all have different opinions in my experience. Id never turn you down, and not offer some information.....email me if ya like. I believe in whats called an individualized treatment plan as a social worker-but this is my opinion. I can only share with you my experience, strength and hope as they say so send me an address and of course Ill do my best. I dont have the answer, but never give up because someone does. Ultimatly its your boyfriend, hopefully some guidance can lead him to that solution or he will stumble on it alone. It sounds like he has some support if he chooses.

Keep your head up, and let me know how to help. Ill need as much guidance to understand, as Ill be able to give so it will be a mutual effort! Does that make sense?

Sincerly

Boots

HEY DAVE,

WHAT ARE THE CHORDS TO "uP ThE bEaCH"

ritual is life.

ZaCh

Sounds like you have a pretty awesome wife, there, Dave!

I admit I stumbled on to your blog after seeing it listed typepad.com, but I am definitely hooked! Don't know too much about your life other than what I've seen on MTV and read here, so I look forward to reading your posts in the future. And for the record, If I wasn't a Southern Girl who wins at cooking, I'd want to be included in the ranks of the Suicide Girls! Those chicks totally rock! :-)

Check out my blog if you want to sometime. I'd like to hear from someone other than friends and relatives...

shannoncooks.typepad.com

Dave, I just dug out my first release edition of "RITUAL".... The "To the mosquito's" speech on the liner notes was whos concept?

Heavy thoughts...or drugged up ramblings?

Boots/Sonicdeath

I can't thank you enough for your reply. I will be contacting both of you the second I get a chance when i'm out of work.

You've helped me take another breath, if that makes any sense!

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Love and positive energy,
-sweetmelis

David Lynch Rocks!!!!

DAVE!!!! I'm trying to win a copy of Ritual de lo Habitual, and I need your help!!!!

jezzi(is that asking too much)

Anyone know how Jason Mewes is doing? I heard something about an HBO special on his struggle-detox n everything....that was a while ago. I guess all we can do is say a prayer here in the simple life. "He loves the cock!"-Jay

LOL- a laugh n some love

Mister Boots

Dave,

Nice to finally meet you at NAMM. I'm a new fan and catching up on some of your music, great stuff. Did you ever get the chance to listen to the CD I gave you?

Take care, hope to see you again
"Myko"

Boots, apparently Jay Mewes has been getting counselling for various addictions to subscribed and class A drugs. In an interview with Kevin Smith, he said that they are working together on another movie project. I hope it all goes well for him he is well funny.......
" and in this world ggone mad, we will no longer spank the monkey, the monkey will spank us, and only those as super smart as me shall be left alive to bitterly cry....you maniacs, damn you, damn yous all to hell"-Classic :-)

have you ever been offered acting roles? i would be most intriged to see you in a film

do you think you could beat jimi hendrix in a dance contest?

what crayon most describes your personality?

AwwwYeaaa CFR tonight??

Dave, I do a weekly interview feature called " meet the bloggers " on my site. I would like to ask you twenty questions and have you anwser.

do you shave your balls ? (sorry I ask everybody, standard first question )

how old are you ?

Why do you blog ?

what do you hold sacred ?

what are your fav. virtues ?

Why do canadian cigarettes taste better than american ?

best sex experience ?

drug experience ?

Kids ?

Suck or lick ?

Is kissing cheating ?

do you know both your parents ?

what is the best present you've recieved ?

Given ?

Is Perry F. a good friend, or just allright to pal around with sometimes ?

favorite show ?

favorite art ?

spoonge bob or ren & stimpy ?

Cardio or freewieghts ?

treadmill or stairstep ?

Drop D tuning or open C ?

Thanks in advance for your thoughtful anwsers If you could e-mail the anwsers to my account I would forever be amazed and unbelieveing.

RD