yikes

i was first

i was second!

lol I love it have a good day all :o)

Aye........that link was great....HA HA

Dam.......chickenheadz!!!!!! hehe

Hey Dave.
I just bought Nothing's Shocking.
You are now officially (at the moment) my No. 1 favorite guitarist. You've been putting pressure on James Williamson of The Stooges for a while!
I was wondering what do you think of System Of A Down?
You Rule. Seriously.
Christian

i think the intelligence behind the comments have really gone downhill lately...

Good day all!! I so much enjoy reading everyone's postings! Again, we love you Dave and thanks!!

oops sorry, i was talking about the one liner post above, not yours christian.

heLLo!

Cool logo Dave! Nice to see that u're playin around with your Mac too..! ;-)

Have a nice day u all

Enjoy!

FreAk*

Hi There Dave,
Grew up enjoying you're music.Thank You.Was really a fan of the pairing of Kettle>Obvious back in the 80's...hot stuff. But hey, I've got a question. What are you're thoughts on PHISH and how do you feel about TREY'S guitar work?
Keep rockin' Dave, here's to the future.
-Mike B.

I have to say that the link to those crap children's drawings was hilarious! Made my day!

Good Morning!!!

Dave your logo is cool...I have to admit, I assumed it more of Freak's excellent work...sorry!!!

I must say...Whitepony is a doll and is working really hard on his Project 6767 for Dave so here is another little plug....EVERYONE GO THERE NOW AND POST YOUR PIC AND A MESSAGE FOR DAVE!!!

Oops....didn't mean to shout...just go carried away and would love to see what everyone looks like! :0)

Have an excellent day, all!

PS. Dave....the MTV awards last night sucked...except when Carmen won...you were robbed!

Obviously, judging by my post with the many errors I need more coffee...I also forgot to post this most important link:

http://whitepony.kicks-ass.net:8080/

:0)

That new download of you jammin in the studio is great, but kinda dark...
maybe that can work its way into the loop? Ya never know.

yeah, i cant believe that real world fucknut got best shirtless male over you, dave, you won that one fair and square, youve been shirtless and hot for years....

Hey Dave,
I pierced my boyfriend's nipple a couple months ago with 18 gauge rings and he was going to strech them once they heeled, but they got infected and had to be taken out. We're going to try it again, but this time he wants to pierce them at a higher gauge instead of streching them. So, we were wondering, what gauge are your nipple rings because that looks like a good size to aim for.

hey dave,
thanks for answering my question (breast reduction). The I am better than your kids link is hilarious.
peace
scottzenegger

LMAO! Thanks for the link Dave, it made my day!

Dave,

Any plans for any guest musicians on the new album, a la Camp Freddy?

Hi Dave. Thanks for answering my question about the fansites. I watched Carmen's Biography on A&E last night & it was really good. I loved the comment you made about Nick & Jessica. That was too funny! ;o) I also saw MTV's First Ever Reality Awards Show. I was really glad Carmen got "Pause-worth Female". I just wish y'all could've gotten the "Best Kiss" one, as well as the others you were nominated for. That would've been awesome. Well, take care & have a great day. I gotta go fix my 3 year old niece a peanut button sandwich before she gets mad. LOL! Speaking of which, if you'd ever like to see her website it's at http://nini-boochie.com/sheridan :o)

i love u! keep up the good work, love carmen too!

Loved the link, heres a little giggle for you all.

The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests,"Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand....and try sayings things like"yes, I see," and "yes, go on," and "I understand."

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No s#!t...what happened next?"

Kirsty x

Dave...
About your 'spread' horse theme/logo...
there is an element of your soloing that whenever i hear it, I have always clearly seen
wild horses running toward me, going crazy, screaming
(heard it building on the Jane's albums but its really peaking on the deconstruction cd)...
is there a relationship between the two?

I saw you and Carmen on A&E last night.

I was shocked and outraged!!

Dave in a shirt. *L*

Have a lovely day, y'all.

man, that maddox guy sure knows exactly what strings to pull! i quite enjoyed the hate mail area on his site.
i mean i agree with him.

hee... got TNO yesterday, awesome, but, 'the fuck is making those noises on Everything? sounds like baby flying monkeys on crack with the flu... *hides*

love,

soph x

Cori,

Thanks for the props on my site. Its here for everyone. I have not gotten any feedback if i should build the faq page.

also please keep the bio's coming... even if you don't have a picture i can post the bio.

http://whitepony.kicks-ass.net:8080/

dave, what's the best guitar ever made?

hey, Dave how are?, well i remember back in an episode of cribs that u had the guitar that belonged to Kurt Cobain. I was wondering do u still have it, and who loaned it to you. was it Courtney?

ha! this site is the hotness! i think it's great that you're interested in answering questions and keeping everyone updated on your thoughts, ect. on a regular basis. love it.

i just wanted to say that i'm really glad you and carmen agreed to kind of "put your story out there" via TDDUP. generally i find myself pretty disinterested with anything related to the personal lives of celebrites, but there is something about you and carmen that just radiates and it's incredibly inspirational to see love like that. it's so rare to see a match as seemingly perfect as you two. thanks for being such a positive example of how wonderful finding that other person to complete you can be. much love to your both!

hey dave, Guitar Player or Guitar World magazine? which do you prefer?

Hey Dave... is there any way i can get you to add my site over on your links column.

http://whitepony.kicks-ass.net:8080/

Thanks man.

New bios have been posted.

Re: the FAQ page...at first blush I thought that was a really good idea but, I do wonder...if people don't even take the time to read just Dave's posts before asking the same questions over and over again...I don't know that they would bother with the FAQ page either...just a thought.

Maybe if there was one on this blog somewhere so it was only one click away instead of two...but, somehow I kinda doubt it.

Dave could link direct to it if he wants. I have no probs with that. But I think you are right. I do tech support for a living and I can vouch for how many people read the manual before they call in with a question.

Oh well... i am sure there will be more oportunity to expand my website.

White Pony

I like your site and your lyrics.
How's the riffs going?

Also thanks to your site's links, I'm going to see John Frusciante play Great American Music hall in SF tonight with the guy from Nue! Michael Rother. I have a reissue of their first album and it's really cool jammy stuff.
Since so many people here like JF
I thought I'd let you guys know.
Also they're playing the knitting factory in LA tomorrow.

Not sure what it's going to sound like, but I bet it'll be interesting.

Hey Dave, was this supposed to be the original track listing for One Hot Minute?

Aeroplane
Stretch
My Friends
Warped
One Hot Minute
Coffee Shop
Pea
One Big Mob
Deep Kick
Tearjerker
Walkabout
Shallow Be Thy Game
Falling Into Grace
Blender

And if so, what happened to Blender? I've read in magazine articles before that album came out about it, so where did it go?

i would like to ask whats it like to be you

and whats a good starting point to writing my own lyrics

i would like to ask whats it like to be you

and whats a good starting point to writing my own lyrics

thanx alot
John

Sarasswati,

The riff took a new form into something that didn't really float well over the drum loop. I am hoping to get back to it tonight. I am trying to find a good drone riff to sit with it. Aslo i am waiting for the loop to be taken to 98bpm which is the decided tempo before i get to set on anything. My intro i think is pretty killer. I am having trouble playing it at the speed i want. I broke my left index finger mt biking a few years back and its tough for me to get it to do what i want sometime.

but i will keep chugging away.

I will go ahead and answer the question about dave's rings....

Dave's are at 10 gauge... and damn are they huge. I have 16 guage in mine (tiny nipples though) I would not recommend piercing anything larger than a 14g. If he has monsterous nipples maybe 12... but 10 requires a stretch in every case I have seen. My nipples can simply not handle anything above a 14 so I haven't streched mine at all.

My recomendation is the throw down the 60 bucks to get both of them done somewhere clean. That was one of the worst pains i have ever felt, and if they would have been infected i would have whooped someone's ASS!

Here are a couple of recent "nip shots" to study:
The first one also shows his new tatoo!

http://www.speakcarmenese.com/ap04/0731g/electragphoria3.jpg

http://www.speakcarmenese.com/ap04/0731g/electragphoria4.jpg

Love the new ink Dave!

Dave,

¿If you kept photographs of all of your "experiences", would you rival Gene Simmons?

just askin'
Mike from NYC ☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

Dave, thank you for interacting w/ us here. What is your home/backstage setup? I have seen you use small Marshalls, but can you be more specific?
Thx
Conall

Dave,

What is the hydro-colon therapy experience like and do you think it helps?

Regarding the nipple piercing... gotta agree with White Pony on this. Mine were done at home with an IV catheter (don't even ask... LOL)... worst pain I ever felt and I would have been seriously pissed if they'd gotten infected. Also have to agree about stretching vs piercing at 10g... I'm currently stretching from a 16g to a 12... may go for the 10g myself, but I'll decide that when I get to 12g.

Dave... Lovin' the new ink, bro. Seriously wanting a pair of those leather pants, too... and the link was hilarious!

Also... on the unwanted chest hair thing... gotta put in a vote for the waxing option. LOL And if you don't want to go have it done... you might want to check out something called NADS for Men (I know... I hear the snickers... LOL) But seriously, it's nowhere near as messy as wax, you can't burn yourself with it, and it tends to hurt less than wax (and there's an instructional CD-ROM for those who need it).

Off to check the new bios, 'cause I'm curious like that...

Peace,
Tim

man, dave you seem to be everywhere. i just came to check the new posts, and as the site was loading, i turned around to see what my cd player was doing (it was changing cds, it rotates them) and as i turn around, it switches to Pne Hot Minute, and starts the intro to warped. At that moment, i look at the muted tv, and you & perk were were doing some of your commentary for I Love the 90's. So you were on my tv, stereo, and computer at the same time.

way to multi task there dave...

paperdove

Perk and I stopped by the set of The Assistant and had a blast. That should be on in a few weeks.

----

That Andy Dick show is hilarious

White Pony... Check your blog, bro. You got lyrics. Sorry about them showing up like a never ending paragraph... forgot they were going in a blog... LOL

Lemme know what you think... If you like 'em, I'll keep working on it.

Peace,
Tim

i personally have always loved that "i'm better than your kids site" i'm not a huge fan of kids (please don't hate me...i just don't really have the patience...and i just know that about myself). that site always cheers me up no matter what!

i agree that dave was totally gipped of the best shirtless male award...his upper body is RIPPED and totally hot (as well as the whole face area and the rest of teh body). it's not like mtv really has a brain anyway. i'm just glad they had sense enough to put dave and carmen on a show (and glad dave and carmen decided to do it) cause it actually gave me a newfound hope in terms of relationships, cause for a while i had gotten cynical and bitter (so thanks dave for helping me through that)

just wanted to do my daily post lol...and say that everything and everyone here rocks...especially dave. have a great day/evening everyone!

-Emily

xoxo cori & emily

i just have no idea what i'm gonna do. i may go back to my university. i was trying to get into nyu so i could be back home but nyu said if i boost my gpa this fall, i could reapply for spring...i think it may be worth the wait though i'd have to deal w/ the crap i left behind...although now that i'm 21 i can appreciate the city a little more...

i just feel really confused. i'm kind of sick of these bullshit feeders and 'slash' actors (i'm a waiter slash actor) i've been meeting in LA. of course you meet idiots everywhere, but i felt much more appreciated working in the ny entertainment industry vs. the la...this is judging by some pretty miserable hollywood types of course but ya know...at least my job working in the music industry is great & i love the people...anyway...

i am not giving up on my dream, but i dunno if this LA art school is worth the cost of a private university if the reputation isn't as grand...though i don't know what to do...i may just apply to have another option...

so confused...

xoxo 6767

xoxo cori & emily

i just have no idea what i'm gonna do. i may go back to my university. i was trying to get into nyu so i could be back home but nyu said if i boost my gpa this fall, i could reapply for spring...i think it may be worth the wait though i'd have to deal w/ the crap i left behind...although now that i'm 21 i can appreciate the city a little more...

i just feel really confused. i'm kind of sick of these bullshit feeders and 'slash' actors (i'm a waiter slash actor) i've been meeting in LA. of course you meet idiots everywhere, but i felt much more appreciated working in the ny entertainment industry vs. the la...this is judging by some pretty miserable hollywood types of course but ya know...at least my job working in the music industry is great & i love the people...anyway...

i am not giving up on my dream, but i dunno if this LA art school is worth the cost of a private university if the reputation isn't as grand...though i don't know what to do...i may just apply to have another option...

so confused...

xoxo 6767

Ellen...as a fellow NY-er myself...and a person who desperately wanted to go to nyu (my mom wouldn't let me as the city was too dangerous beause of terror threat...i live in LI but like 20 min from the city lol)...go for nyu and go back home...i think from teh sound of it you really miss it...and it's a great place...i've personally never been to LA but from the sounds of it you don't like the people...i love nyu (i have two great friends that go there and visit it often) and i think that for a person who's interested in doing what you want to do...nyu is a great school for that...and in general has a great reputation and is a great school.

grrr...i did get in but i couldn't go...but no worries...i'm happy where i am now and i still get my nyu fix...i'm just going to say what i did before and do what feels right for YOU and what will make YOU happiest! don't go back to the school where you weren't happy..it'd be ridiculous to suffer like that. i hope everything does work out for you and that whatever decision you make will make you happy

where ever do you get your LV guitar straps?

they're clearly the coolest strap on the planet.

The Assitant is pretty funny, that's cool you'll be on.:-) I thought the staged scene you guys did for TDDUP was funny, I liked how Carmen kept incorparating that quote - I do crap like that all the time.

I got to read lots of posts - I missed a few days. Hellish week for me, thank God it's almost over. Hope everyone else is having a better week.

Well, ive always loved your music.. and thought you were the hottest guy alive. lol. the first time i saw u and carmen together i almost died because i love her too! I named my site after her .. electrafi3d.net x; i have posters of both of you all over my walls. Everytime you guys come to vegas i always hope to run into you guys lol. Maybe one day.

Just a fan
- manda

Ok its 11:50 and i have finally written something complete. after a nearly on year drought here are the rough lyrics to.

The Climb (with hope)
-----------------------------------------
I've walked miles on shattered dreams
body fallen, tattered and torn
swam upward in countless streams
my heart left broken and scorn

Climbin waward up pale white walls
searching to find my way back home
standing lost looking for a sign
waiting for the first person to cast a stone

Misunderstood and feared by the masses
but I continue to climb with hope
not sure what the top may bring
maybe nothing but somewhere else lost

Just may be with a little help
I can find where i am meant to be
mabye somone can silence my screams
Someon just to listen to my final plea

Then again maybe it will be
just a new place to fall back down
a cold dark cave to hide away
where no one will hear a sound

In the climb was a shred of hope
maybe the unseen angel will come
please come to take me home
please come lay me to rest
so the new can be born from the fire and ashes

Please give me some feed back on this.

saraswati i am so jealous that you are going to the FRU show. i wish he'd play in the UK like that. I saw he was doing those gigs. I thought for once I wish I were back in California, I'd be there.
please could you let us know how the show was.
i'd so appreciate it. (and if you even get near John give him a huge kiss or hug or something from me, i think i'm in love.) why did i just tell you all that? man, i can't keep my mouth shut.
i looked through a lot of those pics on the getty images link. Dave, I can't believe how many they have of you on there. It's all USA. Any UK plans?
I loved seeing the more natural pics, like Carmen's birthday on there.

Dave,
just 2 quick questions...
If a man and a woman are having anal sex and the woman passes gas, will the man's testicles explode?

mary kate or ashley?
-wally

wally, why don't you try that out yourself, then you'll find out?

Ellen, since you sound upset, I thought, I'd reply to you.
been in a similar situation myself. (having lived in a lot in places, including CA and NJ and NYC) go back to NY, if you miss it, and dislike where you are.
Personally, I'd say go back to the NY area ASAP, why the need to wait for NYU to let you in?Can you go back before then? Go to a different school there for a while?
Stay with friends, family?

Hi Dave

In terms of intensity and beauty in music, Jeff Buckley for me stands right next to JA. What do you think of his music? (Apparently, one of his last songs he listened to when he drowned was 'Three Days')

Cheers, Giorgile

hey there everyone, hey there dave, hope everyone is well (i'm not but i picked the virus up from my girlfriend so i feel kinda noble in my suffering) any ways ,...

a question; dave did you ever have a black PRS with your name scratched in the back stolen (a while back)from you in Brixton?

only i saw an "erratic" friend yesterday who said that a friend of his had jus fessed up to him about having done the deed. And to cap it off the idiot then pawned it where it got sold for (wait for it) £26!!!

sorry if this opens any old wounds but how wierd is that? jx

right if this is working then this will be a place to ask me personal comments i will answer what i can

right if this is working then this will be a place to ask me personal comments i will answer what i can

sorry about that please ignore it i was typing on the wrong thing when i had too many windows open

SERVICE TO OTHERS!

OK, DAVE!

You said that whenever you´re feeling down, being of service to others helps you and makes you feel better.

I wanna do it too. How does it work? Can you give me an example?

thank you very, very much!

Love ya!

Luiz.

HEY, PEEPS!

I just had the collest idea for lyrics!

check it out:

"Three days was the morning.
My focus three days old.
My head, it landed to the sounds of cricket bows...!"

something like that... still working on it. what do you think??

j/ k ! :O))

lol

p e a c e

Luiz.

HEY, PEEPS!

I just had the coolest idea for lyrics!

check it out:

"Three days was the morning.
My focus three days old.
My head, it landed to the sounds of cricket bows...!"

something like that... still working on it. what do you think??

j/ k ! :O))

lol

p e a c e

Luiz.

Luiz what is a cricket bow?
Whitepony thats some cracking lyrics that you have written might need a bit of tweaking in parts although I am no expert on these matters.

As for the FAQ I think it may be a good idea as some q's keep coming up I'll give you a hand with it if you like just drop me a line Whitepony.

Dave, Beatles or Rolling Stones?

Kirsty x

hey all. if any of you have nipple piercing questions or piercing questions, you can send the questions my way if you would like? i used to be a body piercer. iv had my nipple piercings for 3 years. its best to get the nipple piercings done standard size and then stretch them when they heal. If the piercing is done properly it should take 6-8weeks to heal. nipple piercings heal quite quickly! and generally, nipple piercings are more painful for guys than girls because guys and girls generally have the same amount of nerve endings in the nipple its just that guys nipples are usually smaller so the nerve endings are compacted together. well, thats my 2 cents worth. anyway, stay well everyone

whitepony, im loving the lyrics, awesome! very dark, when i read them i get an image in my head of the night with wind and rain.

what did you think of my lyrics whitepony? seems like you, luiz, myself and some others are getting into the lyric side of things. awesome

Dave - Besides Andy D., who are some of your other favorite comedians?

Thx,
-D

DAVE!!!! me and my best friend Lori love you to death! We are both taking guitar lessons but im sure our licks could never be as hott as yours! Loved you playing poker. I got a question, when will Camp Freddy be touring? Anywhere near Charlotte, NC?

irolcole

ok Dave i got another question- my boyfriend was wanting to know where you get your leather pants and what gauge are your nipple rings? He wants to get his done.

why isnt "The Bed" on Trust No One?

"Luiz what is a cricket bow?"

Hmmm... Dave should know... ;O) ask him!

p e a c e
Luiz.

haha it's so funny that we're on a dave navarro website, and people can't recognize janes lyrics... and by the way Three Days is genius. It's like janes stairway to heaven, in a sense.

anyway, looking forward to the g-phobia awards, and they made a great choice of hosts, because you two are the only reason why i even know what the g-phobia awards are...

rock on dave,
paperdove

Haha, "G-Phobia"!!

This Just In: Colleen is a genius...

Good Morning Dave and Community...hope everyone has a great day!!

Caitlin...hope you week improves greatly :D

Ellen...follow your heart, wherever it takes you...

Kudos Whitepony...very nice!

by the way, cricket bows is probably referring to the sound of crickets, because they rub their legs together and it makes that sound at night, i think they are called bows, i have no idea, just what i've always thought...

irocole,

The bed was on the Japanese import of TNO. I love that copy. :-)

have you had a bad experience with chest shaving ?